AUDREY, YOU'RE A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL.
I'M AN AGENT OF THE FBI.
SO DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE OR WHAT?
WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I NEED
ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS, AUDREY.
WHEN A MAN JOINS THE BUREAU,
HE TAKES AN OATH TO UPHOLD CERTAIN VALUES,
VALUES THAT HE'S SWORN TO LIVE BY.
THIS IS WRONG, AUDREY. WE BOTH KNOW IT.
BUT DON'T YOU LIKE ME?
I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, DESIRABLE.
YOU'RE EVERYTHING A MAN WANTS IN HIS LIFE.
BUT WHAT YOU NEED MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
IS A FRIEND,
SOMEONE WHO'LL LISTEN.
FRIENDS, HUH?
I'M GOING TO GET US TWO MALTS AND SOME FRIES.
THEN YOU'LL TELL ME ALL YOUR TROUBLES.
THAT COULD TAKE ALL NIGHT.
WELL, THE NIGHT IS YOUNG.
NOW, I'M GOING TO GET THE FOOD,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET DRESSED.
I CAN'T TELL YOU ALL MY SECRETS.
SECRETS ARE DANGEROUS THINGS, AUDREY.
DO YOU HAVE ANY?
NO.
LAURA HAD A LOT OF SECRETS.
FINDING THOSE OUT IS MY JOB.
AHEM.
GOOD MORNING, OFFICER BRENNAN.
I SURE WISH YOU'D STOP CALLING ME OFFICER BRENNAN.
OFFICER ANDY, THIS IS PEAK ACTIVITY TIME
AT THE STATION SWITCHBOARD,
SO IT'S REALLY NOT CONVENIENT FOR ME TO TALK RIGHT NOW.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S STATION.
MAY I HELP YOU?
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
DR. STANICEK?
YES, IT'S ME.
OH.
UH-HUH.
WELL...
THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
NO, I'M FINE.
BYE.
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
MORNING, LUCY. HEARD YOU WERE OUT SICK YESTERDAY.
I'M MUCH BETTER TODAY, THANKS.
GOOD.
"GRACULA RELIGIOSA,
"COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE HILL MYNA.
"NATIVE TO SOUTHEAST ASIA, INDONESIA.
"FEEDS ON FRUIT, MAINLY,
"SOME INVERTEBRATES.
ITS ABILITY TO MIMIC THE HUMAN VOICE IS AMAZING."
SO FAR, WE HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP.
HEY, WALDO, WHAT'S UP?
WELL, IT SAYS HERE THAT MIMICRY
IS A KIND OF PLAY TO THE MYNA.
BUT THIS ONE'S IN A WEAKENED CONDITION.
STARVED, DEHYDRATED.
I'D SAY HE'S FEELING ANYTHING BUT PLAYFUL.
HERE YOU GO, LITTLE FELLA.
OH, YOU WANT TO FEED HIM, AGENT COOPER?
I DON'T LIKE BIRDS.
WHEN DO YOU THINK HE'LL START TALKING AGAIN?
ACCORDING TO THE BOOK,
HIS URGE TO MIMIC SHOULD RETURN WITH HIS GOOD HEALTH.
IF IT DOES, WE'VE GOT A WITNESS.
WELL, WE BETTER KEEP FEEDING HIM.
YOU GOT ANY APPLES?
YEAH, THERE'S SOME IN THE FRIDGE.
THESE GRAPES ARE ON THE EDGE.
THESE JUST CAME IN FROM YOUR OFFICE.
FORENSICS CONFIRMS THAT JACQUES HAD THREE GUESTS TO HIS CABIN--
LAURA PALMER, RONETTE PULASKI, AND LEO JOHNSON.
THAT'S THE ONLY EXPOSED NEGATIVE ON THAT ROLL OF FILM.
LOOK FAMILIAR?
THAT'S OUR WALDO.
NO, HARRY, THE GIRL.
THAT'S LAURA.
WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHO AND WHEN,
BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHY.
VOICE-ACTIVATED, HARRY.
WHEN THE BIRD TALKS,
MAYBE WE'LL GET SOME ANSWERS.
ALBERT CONFIRMED THIS MATCHES THE FRAGMENT FROM LAURA'S STOMACH.
A $1,000 CHIP FROM ONE-EYED JACK'S.
JACQUES RENAULT'S WORKING THERE, DEALING IN THE CASINO.
MAYBE SOME FIELD WORK IS IN ORDER.
JACK'S IS OVER THE BORDER.
OUT OF OUR JURISDICTION.
I KNOW THAT, HARRY.
THAT'S WHY THIS IS A GOOD JOB
FOR THE BOOK HOUSE BOYS.
BETTER CALL HAWK ON THAT ONE.
SHELLY?
BOBBY BRIGGS.
COME ON, LOVERBOY, LEO'S WAITING.
I CALLED YOU, BUT YOUR DAD ANSWERED.
BOBBY'S HERE, BABY, BOBBY'S HERE.
I SHOT HIM, BOBBY.
I KNOW I DID.
HE JUST SCREAMED AND SCREAMED.
HE SOUNDED LIKE AN ANIMAL.
YOU WHAT?
SLOW DOWN, SHELLY. TALK TO ME.
HE'S OUT THERE, I KNOW HE IS.
HE'S GOING TO KILL ME.
BOBBY, HE'S GOING TO KILL ME.
SHELLY.
START OVER.
GO REAL SLOW.
LEO CAME HOME LATE LAST NIGHT.
HE WAS ALL BEAT UP. BLOOD ALL OVER HIM.
I TOLD HIM I WAS NEVER, EVER
GOING TO LET HIM HURT ME AGAIN.
BUT HE CAME AT ME,
SO I PULLED THE TRIGGER.
I SHOT HIM, BOBBY.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
WHERE AM I GOING TO HIDE?
SHELLY, LEO JOHNSON IS HISTORY, UNDERSTAND?
I'M TAKING CARE OF YOU FROM NOW ON.
I'M GOING TO DEAL WITH LEO AND JAMES.
BOBBY'S GOING TO DEAL WITH EVERYTHING.
BIRD SEED? THIS BIRD EATS FRUIT.
THE SHERIFF SAYS IT'S A WITNESS.
NOT JUST BECAUSE IT SAW SOMETHING. BECAUSE IT TALKS.
[TAPE RECORDER STARTS]
WHAT'S UP, DOC?
JUST A FEW WORDS BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP.
I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DREAM TONIGHT.
BIG BAD ONES, YOU KNOW?
THE KIND YOU LIKED.
IT'S EASIER TALKING INTO THE RECORDER.
I GUESS I FEEL I CAN SAY ANYTHING.
ALL MY SECRETS.
THE NAKED ONES.
I KNOW YOU LIKE THOSE, DOC.
I KNOW YOU LIKE ME, TOO.
THAT'LL BE MY LITTLE SECRET, OK?
JUST LIKE YOUR COCONUT.
WHY IS IT SO EASY TO MAKE MEN LIKE ME?
AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY VERY HARD.
MAYBE IF IT WAS HARDER--
THIS ONE'S EMPTY.
FEBRUARY 23rd.
THE NIGHT LAURA DIED.
THE TAPE'S NOT IN THERE.
HE MUST STILL HAVE IT.
I MEAN, SHE DIED. HE NEVER RETURNED IT.
YOU THINK DR. JACOBY KILLED HER?
WE'RE GOING TO FIND THAT TAPE. TONIGHT.
WHERE?
JACOBY'S OFFICE.
WHAT IF HE'S THERE?
WE'LL GET HIM OUT.
HOW?
MAYBE HE GETS A PHONE CALL...
FROM LAURA.
WHAT'S UP, DOC?
JUST A FEW WORDS BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP.
I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DREAM TONIGHT.
HERE, TRY THIS. IT SMELLS LIKE A FOREST.
THIS WON'T DO. I WANT SOMETHING MORE FRUITY.
FRUITY?
AS IN FRUIT.
COULD I SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE IN FIVE MINUTES?
SURE.
I'M NOT MAKING MYSELF CLEAR.
I WANT TO MAKE A STATEMENT.
TRY HANGING IT AROUND YOUR NECK.
IT'S A PERFUME, IT'S A FASHION ACCESSORY?
TWO STATEMENTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE?
I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR ATTITUDE.
OH, THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING HORNE'S DEPARTMENT STORE.
I'M GOING TO USE THE LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM.
OK.
THERE'S A BAD ACCIDENT OUTSIDE.
SOUNDED LIKE A BUS OR SOMETHING.
Man: RIGHT THIS WAY, JENNY.
COME RIGHT IN.
MY, YOU LOOK LOVELY.
SIT, SIT.
THANK YOU, MR. BATTIS.
THIS IS FOR YOU, JENNY.
A REWARD FOR A JOB WELL DONE.
IT'S A UNICORN.
ANCIENT SYMBOL OF PURITY
TAMED ONLY BY THE YOUNG AT HEART.
WOW, A UNICORN.
YOU HAD A GOOD TIME
AT THE CLUB LAST WEEK, RIGHT?
YEAH, I HAD A GREAT TIME, MR. BATTIS.
THEY WERE VERY PLEASED WITH YOU AS WELL.
THEY'D LIKE YOU TO CONTINUE,
AND BELIEVE ME, JENNY, NOT MANY GIRLS QUALIFY.
REALLY?
YES.
NOW, THE VARIETY OF WORK IS COMPLETELY UP TO YOU.
HOSTESS, COCKTAIL WAITRESS,
OR, IF YOU ARE CHOSEN,
HOSPITALITY GIRL.
WHAT'S THAT?
HOSPITALITY GIRLS ESCORT...
IMPORTANT GUESTS,
VIPs.
IT'S A LUCRATIVE OPPORTUNITY, JENNY,
ATTENDING TO WEALTHY MEN
IN NEED OF A LITTLE...COMPANY.
THAT SOUNDS COOL, AS LONG AS THEY'RE WEALTHY.
JENNY, YOUR ATTITUDE
WILL TAKE YOU FAR IN THIS LIFE.
CALL THIS NUMBER.
ASK FOR BLACK ROSE.
NOW, WHY DON'T WE MAKE A TRIP TO EVENING WEAR
AND FIND YOU SOMETHING ELEGANT?
ELEGANT SOUNDS GREAT, MR. BATTIS. ELEGANT.
RONETTE PULASKI.
YOU'RE IN PRISON,
YOU REMEMBER FACES FROM HOME,
THEY ALL SEEM LIKE FRIENDS SOMEHOW,
EVEN ONES YOU BARELY KNEW.
IT'S SOMETHING TO HANG ON TO.
MUST HAVE BEEN HARD ON YOU.
I PAID MY DEBT. THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.
YOU'RE A BIG HELP AROUND HERE.
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR GETTING NORMA THROUGH.
YOU'RE WELCOME, HANK. NO PROBLEM.
SHE TOLD ME HOW MUCH IT MEANT
AND HOW MUCH PETE HELPED.
PETE?
UH, YEAH--NO, NOT PETE, UH...
NO, YOU MEAN ED.
YEAH, BIG ED.
I'M BETTER AT FACES THAN NAMES, I GUESS.
[DING DING]
YEAH, BIG ED.
HELLO, HANK.
HI, HARRY. GLAD TO SEE ME?
YOU, UH, YOU LOOKING FOR A FREE LUNCH...
I RECOMMEND THE MEAT LOAF.
SAVE IT. I'M LOOKING FOR YOU.
I'M INNOCENT.
WHAT YOU ARE IS ON PAROLE.
THAT MEANS YOU PAY YOUR CASE OFFICER
A VISIT ONCE A WEEK. FRIDAYS.
MISS A VISIT, GO TO JAIL. GOT IT?
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, SHERIFF.
STOP IN ANY TIME.
YOU THINK PEOPLE REALLY CHANGE, COOPER?
I DON'T.
OH, AFTERNOON, GUYS.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE?
AFTERNOON, SHELLY. YES.
WE SHOULD BE GOING.
HARRY...
I'M GOING TO LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.
EVERY DAY, ONCE A DAY,
GIVE YOURSELF A PRESENT.
DON'T PLAN IT, DON'T WAIT FOR IT,
JUST LET IT HAPPEN.
COULD BE A NEW SHIRT,
A CATNAP IN YOUR OFFICE CHAIR,
OR TWO CUPS OF GOOD, HOT BLACK COFFEE...
LIKE THIS.
A PRESENT.
LIKE CHRISTMAS.
OH, MAN, THAT HITS THE SPOT.
NOTHING LIKE A GREAT CUP OF BLACK COFFEE.
HI, AUDREY.
DID BATTIS GIVE YOU A DRESS?
YEAH, HE DID.
I GOT MINE YESTERDAY.
I'M WORKING HOSTESS THIS WEEKEND.
GET ONE OF THESE, TOO?
WHAT DO I DO WITH A HORNED HORSE?
I BET HE'S GOT CARTONS OF THEM.
HE PROBABLY DOES.
I DID A REALLY DUMB THING.
I LOST THAT NUMBER FOR BLACK ROSE.
DO YOU HAVE IT?
YEAH, I GOT IT.
HERE.
THANKS.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
OK, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
I WASN'T FOOLING, MONTANA.
YOU SHOW THEM, CHET.
YOU SHOW ALL OF THEM.
TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR INVITATION TO LOVE.
ED...
I'M EATING BONBONS.
COME ON, HONEY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD IT IS.
YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE THINGS
I WAS GOING TO DO FOR US.
I KNOW.
A NEW TV. I WAS GOING TO DO THAT.
I LOOKED AT A MOTORBOAT.
SWEETHEART...
IT WASN'T JUST THE THINGS I WAS GOING TO BUY.
IT WAS THE NEW LIFE WE WERE GOING TO LEAD.
NADINE, THERE'S PLENTY OF PATENT ATTORNEYS.
WE'LL KEEP LOOKING UNTIL WE FIND ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS DRAPE RUNNERS.
REJECTED.
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO SAY ANYTHING DIFFERENT.
NADINE, DON'T YOU GIVE UP.
DON'T YOU DARE.
I JUST GOT THAT BABY BACK
FROM TIM AND TOM'S TAXIDERMY.
WHEN I CAUGHT HIM, HE WAS THIS BIG,
BUT I GUESS BY THE TIME THEY TAKE THE INNARDS OUT
AND PUT THE STUFFING IN,
IT LOSES SOMETHING IN THE TRANSLATION.
WELL, PETE, IT'S STILL A FINE-LOOKING TROPHY,
NO MATTER WHAT THE SIZE.
YEAH, WELL, SIZE ISN'T EVERYTHING, I GUESS.
HARRY. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE HERE.
I'M LATE FOR THE MILL,
BUT I'LL MAKE TIME FOR US.
WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT THE TIMBER FALLS MOTEL TUESDAY?
OH, TUESDAY I WAS AT THE MILL.
HAWK SAW YOU. I KNOW YOU WERE THERE.
OH, HARRY...
YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING.
JOSIE, YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING.
I WAS THERE BECAUSE...
BEN AND CATHERINE WERE THERE TOGETHER.
I FOLLOWED THEM. I TOOK PICTURES.
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
YOU--YOU ASKED ME FOR PROOF LAST TIME,
AND I FOLLOWED THEM, AND I TOOK PICTURES.
THE OTHER NIGHT I HEARD CATHERINE TALKING ON THE PHONE,
SOMETHING ABOUT-- ABOUT AN ACCIDENT...
A FIRE...
A FIRE AT THE MILL.
A FIRE AT ANGEL'S MILL...
MY MILL.
I'M NOT GOING TO LET THIS HAPPEN.
NO.
NEITHER WILL I.
I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN.
WELL, NOW.
EVENING, HARRY, ED. YOU ALL SET?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?
PRETTY SPIFFY.
DO YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE, ED?
I WENT TO RENO ONCE. I NEVER FELT TOO LUCKY.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE LUCKY TONIGHT.
HERE'S $10,000 OF THE BUREAU'S MONEY.
WHENEVER I GAMBLE WITH THE COMPANY'S STAKE,
I ALWAYS LIKE TO BRING BACK A 10%-15% RETURN.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO START WITH, HUH?
HOW ABOUT 300?
AND, ED, SUIT IS PERFECT.
WELL, HARRY WOULD LIKE TO TALK WITH YOU,
SO WHY DON'T I SEE YOU OUTSIDE?
YEAH, HARRY, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
I'M WORRIED ABOUT JOSIE. SHE'S BEEN REAL AFRAID.
ABOUT WHAT?
BEN HORNE AND CATHERINE MARTELL.
THEY'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER ON THE SIDE FOR YEARS.
JOSIE JUST FOUND OUT.
SHE THINKS THAT THEY'RE PLANNING TO BURN DOWN THE SAWMILL
AND SOMEHOW GET RID OF HER, TOO.
DO YOU BELIEVE HER?
BEN HORNE WANTS THAT LAND
FOR THE GHOSTWOOD DEVELOPMENT.
I KNOW JOSIE WON'T SELL. YEAH. I BELIEVE HER.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WHERE SHE'S FROM,
WHO SHE WAS BEFORE?
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
THE TRUTH. THAT'S MY JOB.
I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO.
I LOVE HER, AND SHE'S IN TROUBLE.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. LET'S LOOK INTO IT.
THANKS.
IS HAWK READY?
YEAH. HE'S OUTSIDE IN THE VAN.
OH, I GOT THAT BRAND-NEW CADILLAC YOU WANTED.
GOOD. IT'S PERFECT FOR OUR COVER.
HIGH ROLLERS FROM THE TRI-CITIES.
ORAL SURGEONS, HARRY.
BIG SPENDERS VACATIONING AMONG THE FIRS.
YEAH, HAS AGENT COOPER RETURNED YET?
I NEED TO LEAVE ANOTHER MESSAGE.
TELL HIM THAT AUDREY CALLED AGAIN.
YES, IT'S STILL URGENT.
I'M GLAD YOU AGREED TO SEE ME, MRS. MARTELL.
THAT'S OK.
NORMALLY, I'D NEVER IMPOSE THIS LATE.
NOW, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
EVERY AGENT IS INSTRUCTED FIVE SIGNATURES.
THAT'S REALLY THE FIRST THING WE LEARN.
SOMEHOW WE MISSED ONE.
NOW REFRESH MY MEMORY. WHAT POLICY IS THIS?
YOUR NEW LIFE INSURANCE.
SINCE THE BINDER TAKES EFFECT AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT,
IT COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.
RIGHT HERE, PLEASE.
IS EVERYTHING IN ORDER?
YES, IT'S JUST...
THIS WAS HANDLED WITHOUT OUR ACTUALLY MEETING EACH OTHER,
AND I-I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN.
TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST WITH YOU,
I WITHHELD THAT LAST PAGE MYSELF.
DID YOU?
I HAVE TO ADMIT
I THOUGHT IT A LITTLE UNUSUAL.
LIFE INSURANCE, AND THE CLIENT
IS TOO BUSY TO BE INVOLVED?
YOU DID KNOW ABOUT THIS POLICY, DIDN'T YOU?
ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT THERE'S SOMETHING IRREGULAR AT WORK HERE?
I NEVER GOT THAT IDEA FROM MRS. PACKARD
OR FROM MR. HORNE.
WHEN HE OFFERED TO COLLECT YOUR SIGNATURES, I THOUGHT IT WAS FINE.
WITH A NEW ACCOUNT,
I LIKE TO BE CERTAIN TO CROSS EVERY "T."
RIGHT HERE.
YOU KNOW...
I'M NOTICING THAT THERE ARE SOME MINOR CHANGES
I ASKED MY ATTORNEY TO MAKE
THAT AREN'T INCLUDED IN THIS DRAFT.
I THINK WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO
IS GO OVER THIS WITH HIM IN THE MORNING
AND INITIAL THE CHANGES
AND GET THE COMPLETED DOCUMENTS TO YOU AT THAT TIME.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING THAT I CAN DO TO HELP YOU
WITH THE POLICY OR ANYTHING AT ALL...
ARE YOU AN AMBITIOUS MAN, MR. NEFF?
ONE LIKES TO THINK SO.
ONE NEVER KNOWS.
THERE MAY BE A FEW Ts LEFT TO CROSS.
GOOD NIGHT.
MRS. MARTELL.
I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT.
NOW, THINK.
THINK.
OHH.
Hawk: WHY DON'T YOU OPEN THAT UP?
WOW! LOOK AT ALL THIS.
OW!
I'M SORRY.
THERE'S A CURLY-HAIRED WIG IN THERE.
ED, IT'S GOING TO WORK LIKE GANGBUSTERS.
I'LL HELP YOU ON WITH ONE OF THOSE MUSTACHES.
YOU THINK IT'LL FIT? I GOT A BIG HEAD.
OK. GIVE IT A TRY.
TESTING. 1, 2...
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
[THUNDER]
[WALDO] LAURA.
[WHISTLING]
[CHIRP]
WELL, WHO SHOT WALDO?
OH, GEEZ.
POOR WALDO.
[TAPE REWINDS]
WELL, WHO SHOT WALDO?
[TAPE REWINDS]
[LUCY] BIRDIE, BIRDIE, BIRDIE.
WANT SOME ORANGE? COME ON, LET'S SHARE.
[TAPE REWINDS]
HELLO, WALDO.
[CHIRP CHIRP]
[WOLF WHISTLE]
LAURA.
DON'T GO THERE.
[CHIRP CHIRP]
HURTING ME.
STOP IT.
[CHIRP]
[STOP IT]
LEO, NO.
THE CASINO'S PROBABLY IN THE BACK.
IF JACQUES IS DEALING, HE'S THERE.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE HIGH SIGN, THEN CLEAR OUT.
HERE COMES SOMETHING.
EVENING, FELLAS.
THEY CALL ME BLACKIE.
GLAD TO KNOW YOU, BLACKIE.
I LIKE YOUR STYLE.
MOST DO. FIRST TIME HERE?
YEAH. IT'S OUR ROOKIE SEASON.
THINK OF TONIGHT AS SPRING TRAINING.
WITH A LITTLE LUCK,
YOU MIGHT MAKE THE TEAM.
YOU LOOK LIKE A COP.
I'M THE COP.
YOU LOOK LIKE CARY GRANT.
GOT A NAME?
BARNEY AND FRED,
JUST IN FROM THE TRI-CITIES.
WELL, FRED, WHAT'S YOUR LINE?
OWN A GAS STATION...
UM, I'M AN ORAL SURGEON.
WELL, I GOT A CHEVY PARKED OUT BACK
WITH A SERIOUS ROOT CANAL PROBLEM.
YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK?
YOU NEED GUM WORK?
I'D LIKE TO GET A LOOK UNDER YOUR HOOD.
FRED'S OK.
FRED'S A PRINCE.
SO, BOYS, WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE?
CARDS AND DICE.
FOR STARTERS.
CASINO'S THAT WAY.
THIS MIGHT JUST BE YOUR LUCKY NIGHT.
LUCK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
NOT BAD, ED.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
HAWK, WE HAVE A SMALL CASINO ROOM.
WITH THE USUAL GAMES OF CHANCE.
BAR'S AT THE FAR END.
THERE ARE STAIRS TO WHO-KNOWS-WHERE.
EVERYBODY'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.
NO SIGN OF JACQUES NOW.
ED'S GOING TO HEAD OVER TO THE CRAPS TABLE.
I'M GOING TO PLAY SOME BLACKJACK.
ED, LET'S GAMBLE.
[SINGING 100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL IN ICELANDIC]
INCREDIBLE.
YOU SIMPLY HAVE GOT TO TEACH ME
SOME OF THESE INCREDIBLE SONGS.
INCREDIBLE, EH?
INCREDIBLE.
JERRY, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE SOME OF OUR GUESTS
DOWN TO THE DINING ROOM.
[SPEAKING ICELANDIC]
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN HALF A TICK.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM
AT THIS TOUR OF THE SITE. THE TREES...
JERRY.
THEY WORSHIP THEM.
I CAUGHT A COUPLE OF THEM HUGGING PINES.
JERRY, WHEN ARE THEY SIGNING THE CONTRACTS?
THIS NEEDS MORE PECAN. THEY'RE READY, BEN.
THEY'RE POISED WITH THEIR PEN IN THEIR HAND.
YEAH?
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
MORE FUN. SIGNING PARTY.
THEY WANT TO FINALIZE THE DEAL AT ONE-EYED JACK'S.
HOW'D THEY FIND OUT ABOUT JACK'S?
I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.
JERRY, JERRY...
GET THEM BACK ON THE VAN.
OK! EVERYBODY BACK IN THE VAN!
ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!
First Man: ROAD TRIP!
Second Man: ROAD TRIP!
HELLO.
IS SHE THERE?
I JUST CAME BACK. SHE'S GONE.
WE NEED HER AT THE MILL.
I'LL GET HER THERE.
IS IT SET FOR TONIGHT?
YES.
YOU SHOULDN'T CALL HERE FOR A WHILE.
I KNOW THE DRILL.
YOU'RE NOT SHY, ARE YOU, SWEETHEART?
I'M NOT SHY.
HESTER PRYNNE.
PRETTY NAME.
THE MAPLE HOUSE IN VANCOUVER,
ROY'S IN CHICAGO,
CALGARY STAMPEDE, '87 THROUGH '89.
WHERE DID YOU WORK IN CALGARY, DARLING?
AROUND.
CAN YOU GIVE ME A NAME?
THE LOST DUDE RANCH.
BIG AMOS STILL RUNNING THINGS OUT THERE?
BIGGER AND BETTER.
BIG AMOS IS MY DOG.
I READ THE SCARLET LETTER IN HIGH SCHOOL
JUST LIKE YOU DID. GIVE ME A REASON
WHY I SHOULDN'T AIRMAIL YOUR BOTTOM BACK TO CIVILIZATION.
SIGN HERE.
WELCOME TO ONE-EYED JACK'S, HESTER.
21 AGAIN. ANOTHER WINNER.
HOW'D YOU DO?
DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU BACK?
WE'LL TAKE IT FROM MY WINNINGS.
CARE TO SIT IN?
BLACKJACK ISN'T MY GAME.
CAN YOU COUNT TO 10?
ON A GOOD NIGHT.
YOU CAN WIN AT BLACKJACK.
GENTLEMEN, PLACE YOUR BETS.
JACQUES, IS IT?
THAT'S ME.
JADE, HERE'S TO OLD TIMES.
SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
ALOHA.
HEY, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DREAM TONIGHT.
BIG BAD ONES, YOU KNOW?
THE KIND YOU LIKE.
WHO IS THIS?
WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS, SILLY?
I WANT TO SEE YOU.
YOU'RE NOT LAURA.
OK, DOC.
FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO DO
IS GO TO THE DOOR.
GO ON.
THERE'S SOMETHING WAITING FOR YOU.
THAT'S TODAY'S PAPER, DOC.
NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME?
MEET ME AT SPARKWOOD AND 21 IN 10 MINUTES.
YOU THINK HE BOUGHT IT?
I THINK SO.
I THINK HE DID.
OK. WAIT HERE FOR US.
GAZEBO.
SAY GOOD-BYE, JAMES.
[HEAVY BREATHING]