♪ ♪
[panting]
[groans]
[panting]
[groans]
Whew!
[snoring]
- [crackling] - [gasps]
[grunts]
[groans]
- Morning. - [mumbling] Morning.
♪ ♪
[Sleech yawns]
Not a huge deal, but could you not eat
anything that screams after second sunset?
I have to be up early for Time Loops 101:
- Time Loops 101. - Yeah. Cool.
I haven't decided on my specialization.
Are you still going with whatever makes you rich?
Tentacle reduction, here I come.
I've narrowed it down to 26 types
of xeno-botano-geneticist.
Hey, down from 44.
I can't believe we get one shot to decide our future.
- What if we choose wrong? - Klak.
Of course we'll choose wrong.
[device ringing]
[gasps] Are you ignoring calls from my brother?
Are you obsessively checking for calls from Slug Girl?
[gasps]
[sighs] She just canceled our plans.
I should tell her I love her.
- Is that her hovercar? - [gasps]
[Klak] Ah... No. Stolen. Why?
My car is the worst in the lot.
[both scream]
- [panting] - We could have died.
I should call Slug Girl.
- She'd want to know. - [both laugh]
♪ ♪
[Bing'Zoik Jones] We are witnessing
once-in-a-lifetime backwards rain.
[grunts]
In other news, a sixth person has been brutally murdered.
[Klak] Morning.
- But back to the rain. - [yawns] Morning.
A severe telekinetic anomaly dubbed Hurricane Floyd
is causing everything in the small...
[yawns]
♪ ♪
Mm.
Okay, worm time.
Yes! After we do this one teeny tiny thing
I may have forgotten to mention.
An infest-ectomy that we're performing?
And Azel's the guest lecturer?
Are they? I totally forgot.
I am Dr. Azel.
Today we're doing an infest-ectomy.
Dr. Klak begins with a perfect incision.
She is a meticulous, rule-abiding surgeon.
Sometimes an extraction is impossible,
-so we step back... -Sleech.
...to prevent transmission.
Is there room in that torso for two?
- [grunting] - [gasps]
[groaning]
[Sleech straining]
You've just witnessed Dr. Sleech do what Dr. Sleech does best:
blatantly disregard protocol.
Uh, what's wrong with Azel's face?
I think that's a look of...
respect.
Dr. Sleech, you've once again ruined a surgical demonstration.
And saved a life. Admit it, you loved it.
Textbook as ever, Dr. Klak.
- Is that a good thing? - Mm-hmm.
Those glasses suit you.
[interns cheering]
[chuckles]
Dr. Sleech.
You cannonballed into that body
with the grace of a Harganthian Hogflea.
What a privilege to be entered by you, medically.
I apologize for my visible arousal.
Well, that's my cue.
I've been hoping to speak with you.
Despite its sudden nature,
I don't regret our public and frenetic fornication.
I also like that your emotions and actions tend to line up.
Most people's do not.
If you're interested,
perhaps we could go watch a sun die sometime?
Oh! No.
I thought I was attracted to you, too,
but it was just the aphrodisiac effect of the spore goo.
You can get a cream, should clear that right up.
Of course. I'll get a cream.
- [device chirps] - Ooh! Always on call.
Doctor, doctor, doctor.
Oh, man. Did you see how quick I was with the excision?
I didn't feel it. Do it again.
I meant in the surgery. Ah, forget it.
Keep twisting that.
- [Matt] Whoa! - [Sleech screeching]
[Tup] And that concludes our daily list of
"Things Bagnoth has left in patients."
- Larvin must be starving. - Pretty standard day.
Let's keep up the good work that no one notices.
Coming in hot, Nurse Tup.
Allergy meds?
I thought today wasn't a high-pollen...
[sneezes] Ah.
And you should take one step to your left.
Ah!
So, what robo-horse should I bet on
at the tracks this weekend?
[laughing]
Have you met that woman before, Nurse Tup?
- Nope. - Diagnosis?
Ooh, hyperextended temporal vision?
Patient exhibits possible precognition
- or dimension bleed. - Ooh.
- [device rings] - Why is my brother calling me?
Flim? I can't believe I ever broke up with him.
A hot lawyer at the GHU.
- Objection, myself. - Overruled.
- He's much happier now. - [laughs]
Hey! You are not permitted to...
Run my own encephalo-chrono- radiative tests?
You told me to. [laughs]
Hi, girls. I'm Luxex.
You don't remember me, but we go way back to today.
A bunch of times. I'm in a time loop.
- We're gonna need some... - Proof. You always do.
Yep. She's in a time loop.
Okay, to answer your next questions,
- yes, sleech, you have a UTI. - [gasps]
- No, Klak, you didn't leave the lab fire on. - [sighs]
And the reason I'm here is because I need you
to remove my LoopChip.
A LoopChip? Like from those old ads?
[Luxex] Life. It's what makes existence worth doing.
- [screeching] - So why does it have to end?
Our answer is: it doesn't.
LoopChip identifies the exact moment of death,
and using our patented Time Loop technology,
safely relocates you to wherever you were
twelve hours before death.
While LoopChip cannot reverse or prevent your death,
it can give you plenty of time
to find a hospital to address your symptoms.
Buy it before it's illegal.
'Cause if it ever is, it already has been.
[all singing along] ♪ Tomorrow's death is yesterday's problem ♪♪
I was LoopChip's primary investor.
I'm the reason lots of your favorite gadgets were made.
Gravity Blasters, Erasable Scents, Memory Gum.
Memory Gum? What's that?
[laughs] Exactly.
How many times have you seen us?
A few weeks of todays.
I come in, we sing the jingle,
I explain I'm gonna die from a triple heart attack
at 4:57 p.m., to which you say...
[both] I have always wanted to do a time surgery.
Oh, this is fun. Do Klak. Say what Klak's saying.
[both] No, please don't. It's so spooky.
Okay, that's enough. Ah...
You've done it many times.
Last loop, you almost got it out.
I'm gonna regret this.
Time to compete against the greatest surgeons
- in the galaxy: ourselves. - [chuckles]
[employee] Number sglorb-glorb and 15 groundsans
to window threenty.
Again, sglorb-glorb and 15 groundsans,
window threenty.
We were supposed to be picking our specializations,
not reporting our stolen hovercar.
[gasps] We're gonna miss the deadline,
never get jobs, and then I'll be forced to
cowrite my mom's next book to pay rent! [exhales sharply]
Stop Klak-tastrophizing.
Don't use my mom's term.
[groaning]
Ah! Is anyone a doctor?
- Yes! - Kind of.
Time for us to remove the LoopChip.
The chip's designed to prevent tampering,
so when it's exposed to air,
a slow-motion bubble will appear.
[Klak] Slowing down everything near the chip.
[Sleech] Except for us.
I'll use a tachyon booster
to make us move hyperfast,
which, in slow motion,
will make us move at normal speeds.
[Klak] At which point, we can disable the slo-mo bubble.
Because of the tachyon,
We'll be moving dangerously fast,
so I'll bring the room's temp down
to 30 DelZorks to slow us down.
[Lexux] That happened last loop.
Not this loop.
I'll bring the room's temp down to 40 DelZorks,
and then it's all systems go to remove the chip.
[grunts, groans]
[gasps] Look.
- A range extender. - That's for couples.
It extends the time loop to two people.
Romance may be dead, but you're not.
What if we did something that wasn't textbook?
- Azel still in your head? - And in my heart.
These loops could give us a consequence-free way
to run tests on Larvin.
Do you think that range extender
could bring three people into the time loop?
Why would you want to join my time loop?
We'd like to research something
that could help a lot of people
but could also kill us in the process.
Hmm. High risk, high reward. You're speaking my language.
Put my name down as an early investor and give me 50%.
- You don't even know what it is! - [Sleech] Deal.
Can't wait to see what I invested in.
- [device crackling] - Ah! My hearts attacks.
[groaning]
We are witnessing
once-in-a-lifetime backwards rain.
[groans]
- In other news... - We did it.
We're in Luxex's time loop.
So, it appears we're in a hospital-wide time loop.
Our best guess is there's some sort of illegal time device
with a limited range.
I've alerted the GHU, though it's impossible for them
to travel into an active time loop,
so, really, we're on our own without a life raft.
Will we ever find out if Dagogo clones
the clone of her clone on hit show My Lover, My Clone?
[sighs] Only time, tricky mistress that she is, will tell.
All we can do is our jobs,
- which today are the same as yesterday. - Hmm?
Okay, everyone, have a nice loop.
Uh, you should move.
I didn't mean to loop the entire hospital with us.
We're putting everyone at risk.
At risk of what?
There are no known side effects of time loops.
[chuckling] At risk of what?
At risk of dying and starting a new multiverse.
At risk of causing collective psychological trauma.
At risk of going to Time Jail.
I've heard that by the time you get out,
you haven't even gone in.
- This was your idea. - I know, I know.
The research, the glory, the helping people.
Two of which would impress Azel.
Okay, Larvin, you better be worth it.
[worm groans]
Hey, Dr. Plowp,
do you have any idea who is behind this loop?
Can you feel anyone's guilt?
Uh... Just the titillating guilt
around Flork's affair with Gonto from HR.
Okay. [laughs]
Hiring empaths is a liability, huh?
I don't know who could've looped us.
This is a Splee creature.
This is Dr. Klak.
And I'm Luxex. Hope your brain's profitable.
Thank you for taking part in this clinical trial.
It could help a lot of people.
Oh, yeah. Okay. [chuckles]
- He's already out of anxiety. - Ah...
You might get away with my murder,
- but they'll find the others. - Murder?
As expected, the worm manufactured more anxiety.
[beeping rapidly]
[all groaning]
- Whoa! - [cries out]
[groans]
[gasps, groans]
- [both panting] - We are witnessing
once-in-a-lifetime backwards rain...
Okay, so... no on the Splee.
That guy was a murderer, right?
Oh, yeah. So, uh... How about a Gorp?
A sixth person has been brutally murdered.
[Klak sighs]
[groaning]
- We are witnessing... - So no on the Gorp.
Who's next?
[♪ Kevan Gallagher & Lorenzo De Feo: "Rise to the Top"]
♪ I'm coming back to rise again ♪
♪ Nothing can slow me down or make me stop ♪
♪ 'Cause nothing can stand in my way ♪
♪ I'm gonna rise to the top ♪♪
In all the known universes, there's no host it won't kill.
[singsongy] Hey, ladies.
Just wanted to let you know I'm a tad woozy.
No big... [groans]
[Sleech pants]
- The chip is overheating. - Mm... My butt.
Has he done anything unusual recently? Has he been sick?
He's been fine. Out of nowhere, he...
- Found it. - Gravity Blasters.
Our neighbor brought them back from vacation.
We don't need your life story. Klak?
We could pump his stomach, but we don't have time.
There's the Gamklin-Mackel maneuver,
but the only way that would work is if it were in conjunction
with some kind of internal combustion.
- Oh, no. - What?
- We need to feed him a bomb. - Whoa.
[sighs] I'm so sorry, Luxex. We're ending this.
Another failed investment, Mommy.
Okay, I'm gonna remove the chip.
Yet again, we've saved the...
- Whoa! [gasps] - What?
You've been brought back in time by the Galactic Health Unit
for removing a LoopChip device,
which was recalled and criminalized this morning.
You're under arrest.
On the bright side, we stopped the time loop.
Okay, folks, looks like we're done looping.
Remember, this does not count towards overtime,
and whatever you did today is for keeps.
Too bad about the haircut, Nerlo.
The Galactic Health Unit welcomes you as our guest.
We have brought you back to this time
so all LoopChip Time Device criminals
- can be tried at once. - I'm, uh... [chuckles]
Take us to Flim.
He's her brother and my former lover.
You're Flim's sister.
We're on a Tersker Ball team together.
Whoa! [shooing]
[clears throat]
Well, if it isn't my younger older brother.
Why would you mess with an illegal time chip?
If I weren't the GHU's lead counsel,
you'd be spending eternity in Time Jail for ten years!
Hey, remember when we hooked up?
I was so young then. So lithe.
You broke up with me three weeks ago.
Okay. [laughs] Why would I break up with you?
You are so hot and smart.
Very toned. Do you like older women?
According to my therapist... Hang on. I took notes.
Uh, you're not attracted to people who challenge you,
likely because you're subconsciously
afraid of real intimacy.
Ew, your therapist is Mom.
Of course you talked about me in therapy.
What were you wearing?
Also, you said I look too much like Klak,
and it's weird during sex.
I can get you both back home, but I need to arrest Luxex.
- No! You have to let us treat her. - Ooh!
It's my fault she broke the law.
[laughs] You think this is her first infraction?
We've been tracking her for decades, in both directions.
Stop playing with my portal!
I'm the reason she's hurt, okay?
I-I was... I was trying to impress someone.
Everything we've done will be for nothing
- if I let her die now. - And, if this room is bugged,
I was the mastermind and Klak merely my pawn.
- I'm the one you want. - [sighs] Fine, treat her.
And be back here with Luxex in one hour. Understood?
- Understood. - Can we borrow your car?
No.
♪ ♪
- [both grunt] - [snoring]
- You were so cute. - I'm glad I knew it.
Oh, Robo Yaba. You loved her.
I still do, even after all the replacement parts.
Got the keys.
Whew.
[both groan]
[snoring]
[gasps, groans]
- [young Klak] Morning. - [young Sleech] Morning.
- Are we...? - Is today that day?
[both grunt]
Should we tell them not to go to Planet Glonk
for spring break?
No. It was an important lesson,
- and we got really good pictures. - [chuckles] Yeah.
- Is that our hovercar? - Ah, no!
Stolen. Why?
Mm. [sighs]
[chuckles]
[both grunting]
You're sure this will work?
If I'm being honest, not at all.
Trust us, we're surgeons.
Whoa. Did we just select our specialization?
[grunting]
Dr. Sleech, would you do the honors
- of saving this man's life? - Thank you. [grunts]
Everyone, stand back.
[gasps] What happened?
Two fake doctors just saved your life.
Number sclorb-glorb and threeve double groundsans.
Finally.
We're here to report a stolen hovercar.
[upbeat music playing on radio]
Ah, music used to be so much better.
[groans]
[Azel] Oh, lunch.
You can set it on the cadaver.
[groans] Couldn't we have gone to someone else?
Anyone else would report us. [clears throat]
Hello, Azel.
We're here illegally time-traveling
with ethical cause, and we need access
to an operating room, a sterilized bio-containment
- level four equipped operating orb. - Which you have access to,
and we're using you for.
So you don't have my lunch?
Will you help us or not?
You get to scrub in on a rare time surgery.
♪ ♪
[exhales]
[gasps] Are we tomorrow?
We took a detour, but we're headed there now.
You were amazing in there.
You taught me everything I know.
I wonder why future you never mentioned this.
I had no idea we'd met before.
It will be hard to keep the secret.
I can't wait to know you.
Thanks for letting me use your big, big phone.
- We're leaving. - Catch you in the past later.
[sighs]
So, what's gonna happen to me when we get to the GHU?
You're going to meet a very sexy lawyer,
and then he's gonna arrest you.
Yeah. [laughs] I'm not coming.
- [groans] - I promised my brother.
I let you scorch my brain.
[sighs] Flim's gonna kill me.
- Will you be okay? - Oh, yeah.
I have a great project that's illegal in our time.
"Wakey-Sleeps."
It's a pill that makes you look awake while you sleep.
Great for long drives.
Oh, I am going to be so rich.
[beeps]
I'm sorry about Luxex.
I expected it.
I'm not scheduled to catch her until seven years ago.
- Bye. Call me! - No.
Oh, you were great today!
I have never seen you confident around Azel.
They saw me as this bold, daring surgeon.
You are a bold, daring surgeon.
Just as soon as you've made sure
the situation is safe enough to be bold and daring.
So, the Klak that Azel fell for was older, smarter,
and more successful than them.
That's the version of me that Azel wants.
Outside of this one highly improbable time anomaly,
I'll always be a disappointment.
If it helps, when you were washing up,
I was extremely mean to Azel, who's been mean to me forever.
Is that why Azel's mean to me?
Because I was mean to them?
Because they were mean to me?
Whoa! Well, no one to blame.
Was that Vlam?
[device ringing]
If it isn't my older brother
who's back to being older than me.
So this is why you called?
I wanted to make sure you guys got back okay.
Yeah, we're okay.
[beeping]
Got to go.
So, a time loop, huh?
Any thoughts on temporal riffs
and their effects on innocent bystanders?
Hmm? Oh, totally.
It took me, like, three full days
to figure out we were looping.
I actually have to go, Matt.
All right, cool. See you next loop.
You know the looping is over, right?
Never mind. Forget it.
Oh, there you are.
Now that the loops are done, you conveniently reappear.
Day after day of the same agonies,
the same deaths, the same fears.
I watched a woman lay the same painful egg
every single loop.
- [groans] - Well, now I want an omelet.
[chuckles]
- I was gone because... - [yelping]
The less I know, the better.
I lied to Flork for you, and I never lie.
I didn't ask you to.
I know! That's the worst part!
And due to puberty, my emotions are all over the map.
I am dismayed to be speaking at this volume.
You challenge me, you know that?
What? Is that a good thing?
I don't know.
♪ ♪
[older Sleech] ...the lot near Nebula General.
Thanks and enjoy the snacks.
Also, I am not Sleech.
[chewing loudly]
- [gasps] - Bus!
[siren wailing]
- Diagnosis? - Dead on impact.
Hey, maybe she has one of those LoopChip things.
♪ Tomorrow's death is yesterday's problem ♪
♪ Tomorrow's death is yesterday's problem ♪♪
Chirp.