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[Mahesh] Previously
on the Pradeeps of Pittsburgh...

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Be a shame to deport 'em.
Especially Vinod.

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I found this drawing under his chair.

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Look at how much
that little guy loves it here.

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They're all going
to the Mills' Halloween party.

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Which, I swear, Janice is throwing
just to ruin my birthday.

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-Jimbo, don't shoot him.
-Ugh!

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Ah!

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This wouldn't have happened if
your weird boy wasn't afraid of berries.

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-You are not a good neighbor.
-[gasps]

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This is our first time,
I want it to be special.

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I'm thinking
Phantom of the Opera.

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Shut up and kiss me.

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Bhanu, are you banging your dad?!

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This is what happens
when your Jesus is a cow.

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[pensive music]

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So, Bhanu, after the Halloween incident,
Stu blocked your texts.

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You must've been really hurt by him.

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I tried to clear that up,
but funny enough, incest lingers.

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[typewriter clacking]

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I can't believe you still haven't
apologized for that stunt you pulled.

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What stunt?

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Letting everyone think
I was kissing Dad. Gross.

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Ha, you could do a lot worse than Puppa.

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But since he's already taken,
you could do a lot better than Stu Mills.

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Stu's more mature than you think.

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Oh, silly, silly child.

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Remember what Dad said.
Just let me touch the stove.

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Otherwise, I'll never learn.

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He also said I could take money
from your wallet anytime I want.

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[chuckles]

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Fine. If you want to date Stu Mills,
go ahead and date Stu Mills.

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It's your life.

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Great. Now can we stop talking
about Stu Mills?

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[Alexa]
Calling Stu Mills.

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Alexa, can it.

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[Alexa]
Canning it.

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Twenty should be fine.

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[theme music playing]

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[Light Suit]
Kamal, something very disturbing

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has come to light that affects this case.

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I hear Janice Mills tried to flunk you
out of school.

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Must've made you mad.

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That's cold, brother. Especially because
we know your tender heart pined for her.

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I didn't have a problem with Mrs. Mills.

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I had a problem with Mr. Pradeep.
He stuck his nose where it didn't belong.

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Mrs. Mills? May I?

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Mr. Pradeep, you may.

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Oh, those composition books.

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Don't get me started
on their antiquated design.

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Okay, I won't. What's up?

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I've come to see you about
Kamal's abysmal English grade.

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Oh, okay. It looks like
he's getting a... C.

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The Indian F.

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He must not be focusing in class.
Is anything distracting him?

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Hmm. Let me think.

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He's usually very attentive.

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["Dreaming of You" by Selena playing]

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-♪ 'Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight ♪
-[moans]

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-♪ Till tomorrow ♪
-[grunts]

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-♪ I'll be holding you tight ♪
-Eww.

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♪ And there's nowhere in the world
I'd rather be ♪

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♪ Than here in my room ♪

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♪ Dreaming about you and me ♪

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Nope, nothing comes to mind.

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-Then I guess he needs help.
-I suppose Sudha will help with this?

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No, this time, I will help him.

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By finding someone else to help him.

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Do you have a list of tutors?

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Ask DeeAnn in the front office.

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DeeAnn. Let me guess,
that's spelled with two E's and two N's.

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You've got it.

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Mm!

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-[school bell rings]
-[Mahesh] Hello, DeeAnn.

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Do you have a list of tutors
for my son?

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Sure do. What kind are you looking for?

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Asian.

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I mean, what subject?

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-Oh, sorry. English.
-Uh-huh.

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But still, Asian preferred.

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Uh... Sorry, they're all booked.

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Okay then. How about,
and I ask this delicately,

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any Jewish?

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Here's the list. We have
some smart white people, too.

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First class.

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So, Mahesh, why all of a sudden
were you so eager to help Kamal?

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Is it because he's troubled?
Maybe dangerous?

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[blows] Flame on.

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No. I'd always left Kamal to Sudha.

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I wanted to be more involved with him,

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and grades were a problem I could fix.

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He might have bigger problems now.

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What are you talking about?

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Your son is the prime suspect
for burning down the Mills' house.

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Preposterous. Kamal didn't do anything.

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And when you hear the rest,
his name will be as clear as my urine

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when properly hydrated
as per Ayurvedic principles.

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Hm.

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[Stu and Bhanu kissing]

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What? What's wrong?
Was my tongue too aggressive?

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No, no. It was perfect.

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I just can't stop thinking about
you making out with your dad.

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[sighs] But that never happened.

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No, I know, but it's...

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You know, it's like that lie,
like, planted itself in my brain,

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and now it's reality.

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It's like Inception, but with incest.

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Oh, so like, Incestion.

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Dude, your word play. So perfect.

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I love everything about you.

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I love hanging with you,

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I love kickin' it with you,
I love chillin' with you.

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I just... I can't look at your hot bod

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without thinking about your dad
all over it.

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Okay, how do we get past this?

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Maybe if you show me your boobs,
I'll forget about your dad.

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I don't think that'll help.

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Oh, God, you have your dad's nipples,
don't you?

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Oh, come on!

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I have the hairy toes of my grandmother.

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But enough about genetics.

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How did you manage
to get past Incestion?

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The key to having sex with my boyfriend
was my little brother.

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Bhanu! I didn't know
Stu was an internet celebrity.

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Check it out!

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What is up, guys? $tunt$ here
with my sickest stoont yet.

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-Human Pogo Stick.
-[laughs]

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What the hell?
How did you find this?

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Alexa suggested it.

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Probably because we're
always talking about Stu around her.

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Here comes the sweet nasty!
[laughs]

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Whoo! [grunts, groans]

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[laughs] Smash that like button!

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$tunt$ out! $tunt$! $tunt$!
$tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!

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-$tunt$! $tunt$! [laughs]
-[laughs] There's more!

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Want to see a compilation of $tunt$
skateboarding into walls?

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You like this?

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Risking his life for internet fame?
What a patriot!

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-I can't believe that's Stu.
-It's not Stu.

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It's $tunt$.
Come on, $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!

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-[laughs] Are you feeling it?
-No.

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[knocks on door]

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S'up, slut?

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Trevor? What are you doing here?

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Wouldn't you like to know, hmm?

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How do you even know where I live?

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I know everything about you, Bhanu.

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I know you're getting pills from Ohio.

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I know you're working with Lexi.
Yeah, that's right.

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I know you're using
her aunt's bakery truck.

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I have all the evidence.

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You put me out of business,
and I'm here for payback.

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Oh, yeah, I'm giving all of this
to your parents,

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and there's nothing you can do about it.

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[gulps]

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[shrieks] I kid, I kid.

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Seriously, why are you here?

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I'm an English tutor now.

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Dealing knowledge.

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You putting me out of business
made me realize

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there are more dummies than druggies.

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Wow, that's so clever.

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Easy dollars, girl.

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OMG, what a beautifully average home
you have.

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Eat it, Trevor.
And try not to steal anything.

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[Mahesh] First of all, Trevor,
there's something you need to know.

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I hate these things.

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Awful design.

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I think they're cool.

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What's so cool about them?

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Is it cool you have to bend it backwards
to keep it from shutting on itself?

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Or is it cool that
for some sadistic reason

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they've chosen not to perforate,

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preventing you
from ever tearing out a page

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so you're stuck with your mistakes
until the very end of time?

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I could fill a hundred of these
with my hatred of these.

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So... Kamal?

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He'll be down here soon.

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Don't you worry, Mr. Pradeep,
when I'm done with him,

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learning will be his new addiction.

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I'm gonna mainline grammar and literature
right into his veins.

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Do it, Trevor.

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Open with confidence,
close it like a boss.

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Open with confidence,
close it like a boss.

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Emigrate versus Immigrate.

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I emigrated from the paradise of India

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and immigrated to the butthole
that is America.

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Irregardless versus Regardless.

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Irregardless is not a word,

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regardless of the sellouts
at Merriam-Webster.

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Those spineless punks.

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Come on, work those thumbs.
Faster! Faster! Faster!

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-Ah!
-Cramp?

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-Yes.
-First-timers get those a lot.

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Proper use of an exclamation point.

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Never! It's a sign of weak writing!

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Nice! Are you feeling that high?

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Give! Me! More!

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Easy, buddy, one dose at a time.

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[Mahesh] Trevor was a great influence
on an impressionable young mind.

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But he was about
to teach me something, too.

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I read Kamal's essays.
They're great.

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I had Mrs. Mills,
and she never graded this hard.

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It's almost like she has
a personal vendetta.

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But that doesn't make any sense.

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Hm. Oh, it makes sense, Trevor.

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Thank you.
How much do I owe you?

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First one's free. That's my policy.

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Delightful boy.

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[Light Suit]
Hold on.

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You said you were gonna prove
Kamal's innocence.

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Yes, by exposing Janice's guilt
in grading Kamal unfairly.

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Uh-huh.

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Knowing you as well as I now do...
elaborate plan?

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You betcha.

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Yeah.

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[Mahesh] The idea came to me
after the tutoring session.

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Trevor had left his notebook behind.

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And upon further inspection,
he had received an A+ on an essay.

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After an intense battle
with the infernal design

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of these medieval composition books,

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I had the brilliant idea to copy
Trevor's essay into Kamal's notebook.

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It was such a clever, clever plan.

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Kamal really lucked out
having me as a father.

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Eh, I wouldn't gloat.

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[Mahesh] Then Kamal,
none the wiser,

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would take Trevor's A+ essay to school
and turn it in to Janice,

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who would think Kamal wrote it.

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[sighs]

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[Mahesh]
As she reads the A+ work,

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Janice would give it a bad grade and
reveal her vendetta against our family.

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Finally getting justice for our son.

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In theory.

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Mummi, I have been suspended
for plagiarism.

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What has your father done?

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This may seem crazy, but do you think
Puppa may have plagiarized in my name?

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Sounds very cunning,
like something I would do.

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But it's more like your father
to get caught. So yes, definitely.

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[indistinct office chatter]

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[Dark Suit] Bhanu, let's circle back
to how your little brother

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affected your relationship with Stu.

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As much as I was hot for Stu,
I was not hot for $tunt$.

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Why can't I find $tunt$ on YouTube?

244
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,776
He spells it with dollar signs.

245
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:55,030
Oh, there he is...
with his head in a bull's ass.

246
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,531
I couldn't unsee that.

247
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:57,824
Oh, my God!

248
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,826
I wanted to re-see that.

249
00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,245
Another reason why I love America.

250
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,498
Yeah. I saw your drawing.

251
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,874
What drawing?

252
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:08,585
I didn't draw that.

253
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,756
But I heart $tunt$.

254
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,633
You want to be my assistant, huh?

255
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,259
I just think I can help.

256
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,678
This is dangerous stuff, kid.
Lighting your farts is no joke.

257
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,472
I make cool videos all the time.

258
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:21,807
Like what?

259
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:25,310
I once taped my mom's Samsung Galaxy
to a street monkey

260
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,813
because I wanted to see India
through his eyes.

261
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,107
-Show me the video.
-The monkey ran away.

262
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,735
Legend has it, he still roams
the streets of Ahmedabad,

263
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,862
giving people Wi-Fi hot spots.

264
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,323
Little man, big ideas.
What else you got?

265
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,409
It's hard to top Human Chainsaw.

266
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,577
She is as beautiful as she is deadly.

267
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,622
She sure is. But my dad designs rockets,

268
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,583
so I was thinking Human Rocket!

269
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:53,713
All right. Sounds lit. One question.
Are you as weird as your dork brother?

270
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,841
No, I'm the cool one.

271
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,968
Welcome to $tunt$ Worldwide.

272
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,011
So, go like this: $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!

273
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,972
[both]
$tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!

274
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,182
-Get free with it.
-$tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!

275
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,392
[laughs]

276
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,769
[Light Suit]
Your little guy was thriving in America.

277
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,896
Vinod makes friends wherever he goes.

278
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,398
Just like his old man.

279
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,316
Okay, let's get back to your other son.

280
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,818
If we must.

281
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:18,363
Your story was supposed to clear Kamal,
but Janice getting him suspended

282
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,032
seems like an even stronger motive
to burn down the Mills' house.

283
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:24,161
But don't forget, Mahesh is who caused it.

284
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,829
I thought I'd get away with it,

285
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,373
but instead, we got sent
to the Principal's office.

286
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:31,376
We're sorry to take up your time,
Principal Danner.

287
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,753
Oh, this is the highlight of my day.

288
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:37,215
After this, I'm looking at
four hours of pencil budgets.

289
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,176
Alice, this is an open-and-shut case.

290
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,095
Kamal plagiarized
my former student's essay.

291
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:45,682
Uh-uh-uh, I plagiarized the essay
in Kamal's handwriting.

292
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,226
Interesting. Bad dad.

293
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,228
No, good dad. Bad teacher.

294
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:53,523
Janice Mills is one of
our finest educators.

295
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,817
And she's racist against our son.

296
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:59,696
Whoa, I don't even see color.
To me, everyone's white.

297
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,700
It's no coincidence Kamal gets A's
in every class except hers.

298
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,785
Maybe Kamal's bad at English.

299
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:09,372
I'm not saying that because he's Indian.

300
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,751
Diversity makes our school stronger.

301
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,879
An exchange student from Michigan
made that.

302
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,632
Kamal excels in English.
Trevor said so.

303
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,134
Trevor, the 11th grade drug dealer?

304
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,802
[Sudha]
That proves our point.

305
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:26,932
Even on drugs, that boy knows that
Kamal was robbed of an A. Huh?

306
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:30,018
Bottom line is,
Mrs. Mills is morally bankrupt.

307
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,019
[scoffs]

308
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,688
-And we demand for her immediate removal.
-Mm-hmm.

309
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:37,150
Janice, are these accusations true?

310
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,319
I'm surprised you would even ask that

311
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:44,074
of a three-time Allegheny Hills
High School Silver Apple Award winner.

312
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,118
S'up, Maggie.
Can I get a hall pass, please?

313
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,371
I'm about to make you a believer.

314
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,040
Lexi, sweetheart, come in here.

315
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,126
It's okay, don't worry.

316
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,128
Just one question.

317
00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,423
Have I ever treated anyone unfairly
in my class?

318
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,468
I want full immunity.

319
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:04,594
Sure.

320
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:12,561
-[whooshes, thuds]
-[laughs]

321
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,647
Human Rocket simulation
was a success.

322
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,816
Only mild risk of brain damage.

323
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,526
[Stu]
Sweet. You ready for human trials?

324
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,194
I'd like to volunteer myself.

325
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:24,114
-Who are you talking to?
-$tunt$. He gave me a walkie.

326
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,660
Stu, we need to talk.
Can you come over?

327
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,370
[Stu] No, sorry,
I'm super-glued to a barrel.

328
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,455
Oh, Human Barrel's gonna be great!

329
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,207
Just leave my brother out of this.

330
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,126
[Stu]
But he's my protege, Vunt$.

331
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,920
-No, I don't want him to be Vunt$.
-[Stu] Why don't you want him to be Vunt$?

332
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,006
Yeah, why don't you want me to be Vunt$?

333
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,175
Because one day
you might have a girlfriend

334
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,469
who might think
you're funny and hot and cool,

335
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,221
and then Vunt$ comes along
and makes her question everything.

336
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,807
Like, why did she get baptized
for this immature doof?

337
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,977
Why would my future girlfriend
get baptized?

338
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,688
Because she thought
she was smarter than she was.

339
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:57,897
But her mom was right.

340
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,608
She touched the stove
and she got burned.

341
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:04,446
$tunt$, two words: Human Stove.

342
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,656
[Stu]
Oh, two words back atcha: tight.

343
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:07,782
$tunt$! $tunt$!

344
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,784
[Vinod and Stu]
$tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!

345
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,745
$tunt$! $tunt$! [laughs]

346
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,498
Lexi, given what I've told you,
do you think Mrs. Mills

347
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,083
treated Kamal unfairly?

348
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,462
I still have full immunity?

349
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,839
For the next 20 seconds.
Make it count.

350
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,925
Okay. I stole a laptop
from the computer lab.

351
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,011
I bribed a ref at my lacrosse game.

352
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,597
And Mrs. Mills is definitely
grading Kamal unfairly

353
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,767
because she gives me A's
for work I copy off of him.

354
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,602
[Janice]
Finish up those exams.

355
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,605
[sniffs, exhales]

356
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,984
-I knew it.
-Mrs. Mills?

357
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:46,112
Janice, I think it's best
you take the rest of the week off

358
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,114
while we consider your future here.

359
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,783
Meeting adjourned.

360
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,911
And as for you, Mr. Pradeep,

361
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:56,289
the next time you have an issue
with one of our teachers,

362
00:15:56,373 --> 00:16:00,085
maybe just shoot me an email
instead of plagiarizing.

363
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,044
Copy that.

364
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,130
Uh, sorry.
Poor choice of words.

365
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:10,011
[Bhanu] As my family left Mrs. Mills
to contemplate her future,

366
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:13,473
I was contemplating my own future
with her son.

367
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:14,933
Hear ye, hear ye!

368
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:19,771
Prepare yourself for the flaming wonders
of the Human Stove!

369
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,398
Oh. Stuve. Human Stuve.

370
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,358
Human Stuve!

371
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:27,904
Yo! Once I light up,
I'll skateboard into this meat curtain

372
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,656
and cook a nice dinner for all my fans.

373
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,575
Even got some hot dogs on there
for you vegans.

374
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,743
Let's go!

375
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,079
Hey, Willa, glad you made it.
Where's Mo?

376
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,581
I forgot to tell him. Oops.

377
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,209
-I can text him for you.
-Mm-mm.

378
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,169
Hurry up, dumpster boy,
we're starving.

379
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:46,005
Quiet! $tunt$ needs to get in the zone.

380
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:50,677
Dear Lord, bless this $tunt.
Make it the best $tunt ever.

381
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,636
Amen.

382
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,847
Let's zip it and rip it!

383
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,014
[zips]

384
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,266
Ah!

385
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,934
Ew, his nuts!

386
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,728
Oh, it hurts to go up,
it hurts to go down! Help!

387
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,855
- It's stuck!
-Wait, I'll lube it up for you!

388
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:05,483
Go, Vinod! V-I-N-O-D! Vinod!

389
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,111
-Oh, it stings!
-[Bhanu] Look out for the lighter!

390
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,864
[screaming]

391
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,782
-Oh, my God!
-Ah! Bhanu, do something!

392
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,828
Anyone, do something! [screams]
I'm cooking the wrong meat!

393
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,955
This is lame.
I don't wanna watch a guy die.

394
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,790
Let's just go to Burger King.

395
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,459
-Bhanu! Get it!
-Ah!

396
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,294
-[sprays]
-[Stu] Ah!

397
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,796
Oh, shit! Hit it again! Ah!

398
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:32,635
[whimpers] Little $tunt$,
you still there?

399
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,554
[panting]

400
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,848
Stay safe, handsome.

401
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:37,849
[chuckles]

402
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,267
Where are they going?

403
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,478
My mom can microwave
you guys some hot dogs.

404
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,189
[Bhanu]
Yep, that was the man I loved.

405
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,190
[groans]

406
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,361
Please be careful down there.

407
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:54,783
Don't worry. I may have my dad's nipples,
but I have my mom's steady hands.

408
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,618
$tunt$, I blame myself.

409
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,412
I was trying to be a hero
in front of Willa.

410
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,206
But I ended up a zero.

411
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:04,667
Ain't the first time I've been on fire,
it won't be the last. Not your fault.

412
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,003
But I distracted you
in front of a live audience.

413
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,671
Dude, seriously, don't sweat it.

414
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,508
You dreamed big. Getting burned
doesn't mean you give up.

415
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,469
Hang on.

416
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,932
Vunt$, this is for you.

417
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,433
Tight! [laughs]

418
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,354
I-I can't see anything!

419
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,440
Human Blind Boy! [chuckles]

420
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,775
-[Stu] Whoa!
-Oh!

421
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:29,901
[Vinod] I'm okay.

422
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:33,738
You, um...
You really made a fan, $tunt$.

423
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,407
Yeah, about that, I'm thinking
about hanging up the suit.

424
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,160
Once you cut my guys out of it.

425
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,204
The end of $tunt$?

426
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,581
Yeah, when I was on fire,
all I could think about was you,

427
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,500
and all the stuff we haven't done yet.

428
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:49,337
You know, like sex and... apple picking.

429
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,592
Wait. When you were thinking
about us apple picking,

430
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,135
was my dad there?

431
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:57,345
No.

432
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:02,058
Oh, shit! I've been cured of Incestion!

433
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,143
Yeah! So now we can finally...

434
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,395
go apple picking!

435
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:09,190
Yeah! But it's gonna be a minute
before my boys are back in business.

436
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,984
Oh, right.

437
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,903
Look, I'll admit, I don't love $tunt$.

438
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,906
But it was sweet
the way you handled Vinod.

439
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,283
It was very mature.

440
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,202
Yeah, I dig that little fucker. [chuckles]

441
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:31,379
I'm sorry about the whole incest thing.
I realize I never apologized.

442
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,006
You just realized that?

443
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,009
You've matured a lot since then.

444
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:37,927
You have, too.

445
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,852
Are we really going to be deported?
You know I can't leave this place.

446
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:49,981
Don't worry. It will all work out
the way it should.

447
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,610
We just need to stick to our story.

448
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,486
And what story is that?

449
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:02,493
Hi, Lexi. Thank you
for saving me with Principal Danner.

450
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,872
-I like to do the right thing.
-You've been cheating off of me all year.

451
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,582
I'm a complicated woman.

452
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,292
Who gets straight A's.

453
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,251
[chuckles]

454
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,337
Don't get too excited.

455
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,506
My dad would say I need
any woman who understands me.

456
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:16,841
I know what you mean.

457
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,218
My old man loves
to give me dating advice, too.

458
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:23,181
"Lexi, stop making out with my employees, "
blah, blah, blah. Dads.

459
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,308
Your dad's nosy.

460
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,601
Yeah.

461
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:31,147
So, you cleared Kamal's name
and got Janice Mills into trouble.

462
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,775
She must have been pretty upset with you.

463
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,818
I was more concerned
about Kamal's feelings.

464
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:40,031
Imagine being a teenager betrayed
by a teacher you were obsessed with.

465
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,284
Sudha told me our son
went to a dark place.

466
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,496
I'm sorry, but as your friend,
do you want Kamal to go to jail

467
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,081
for burning down the Mills' house?

468
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,040
Because listening to you,

469
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,792
even I'm starting to think
he burned down their house.

470
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,418
-[clears throat]
-I'm sorry.

471
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,253
I just don't think
he burned down their house.

472
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,215
At some point, the suit ends
and the man begins.

473
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,299
[Mahesh]
You don't understand.

474
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:01,511
Sudha said Kamal came to her
looking for an explanation.

475
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,971
And she really helped him.

476
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,139
I don't know how to ask Puppa this,

477
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,934
but why did he go to such crazy lengths
about my grade?

478
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,644
It's not about your grade.

479
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,980
He loves you and he wants to be
a bigger part of your life.

480
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:15,441
It's funny. He's so brilliant,
he can solve differential equations

481
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:18,528
about rockets all day long,
and yet when it comes to you...

482
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,488
Puppa says I have many challenges.

483
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,324
Oh, I don't think he sees them
as challenges anymore.

484
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,410
He sees them as everything
that makes you special.

485
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,120
I do feel special.

486
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,330
Everyone feels that way about you.

487
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,456
Not Mrs. Mills.

488
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,042
I feel so burned by her.

489
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,544
And I really liked her.

490
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,921
That cocoa puff has her own issues.

491
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:40,717
Besides, your father
only wanted to copy me. Me.

492
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,051
[speaks Hindi]

493
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,846
I say you only need Mummi.

494
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,431
Yes, Mummi.

495
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:47,432
French kiss?

496
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,520
As you know, the Pradeep French kiss
is completely normal.

497
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,022
I once French kissed Jimbo.

498
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,315
It's nice you're so close.

499
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,069
[Dark Suit] Sudha, we know
it was your husband's stupid plan

500
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,822
and you both wanted her gone,
but according to our records,

501
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,533
Janice Mills was never fired
for what she did to Kamal.

502
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:09,620
Wow, what an injustice!
Must've burned you up inside.

503
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,456
Ignited a fiery rage.

504
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,624
You know that's never
going to work, right?

505
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,377
Why didn't she get fired?

506
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,254
I have no idea.

507
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,219
Well, hello, neighbors.

508
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:27,096
I know we have our differences...

509
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,474
Why is Jimbo here? Easy, big guy.

510
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,642
No, I'm just here for moral support.

511
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:33,686
I know what I did was wrong.

512
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,521
Apology accepted. Good night.

513
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:37,148
Oh, please, wait.

514
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:43,404
I don't want to lose my job.
I just let my emotions get away from me.

515
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:46,616
I have nothing against Kamal.
He is a really sweet kid.

516
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,950
She says it all the time.

517
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,037
Then why were you punishing our son?

518
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,289
Because of how you talk about our son.

519
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,249
Saying he's not good enough
for your daughter.

520
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,417
I don't say that.

521
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,544
Your wife does. All the time.

522
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:01,005
Calling him racist, calling him dumb.

523
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:07,595
You know what, I can't do this.
You have my apology.

524
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:10,473
[voice breaking]
You have my pie. [sniffles]

525
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,601
I'm gonna need that dish back.

526
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,148
What was that all about?

527
00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,192
You know how my wife got into teaching?

528
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,277
No, but I love a good backstory.

529
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:27,406
Stu. When he was growing up,
everyone thought he was dumb.

530
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:31,285
He struggled in school.
Turns out, he's dyslexic.

531
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:34,705
Janice started home-schooling him.
She really helped him.

532
00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:37,250
That's how she fell in love with teaching.

533
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,168
That's both loving and noble.

534
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,963
You know, you two
aren't all that different.

535
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,508
You'd both do anything for your kids.
She's a real mama bear.

536
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:49,470
And I'm a papa bear. Don't forget,
the plagiarism was my idea.

537
00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:51,973
Yeah, you might want to let that one go.

538
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:56,394
Janice is a good teacher.
She just made a really bad mistake.

539
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,481
Enjoy the pie. Ten minutes at 350.

540
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:04,610
And Mahesh, I recommend you add
a scoop of ice cream. Mango.

541
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:11,200
He remembered. [sighs]

542
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,702
Are you sure that's what happened?

543
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,453
Word for word what went down.

544
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:16,664
Principal Danner told us
Mahesh called her the next day

545
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,499
and asked her not to can Janice.

546
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,751
That is very interesting.

547
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:23,254
Well, Mahesh can be a real sweetie pie.

548
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:26,507
[Light Suit] So, Mahesh, Kamal and Bhanu
all like the Mills.

549
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,634
That makes Sudha the prime suspect.

550
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,345
But why would Sudha burn down
the Mills' house?

551
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,265
Unless she wanted to get caught.

552
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,100
What did Sudha want most?

553
00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:37,435
Revenge against the Mills.

554
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,353
No, her old life back in India.

555
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,606
Getting caught for this
would get her deported.

556
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,065
Okay, so why not just confess right away?

557
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:46,194
She'd lose her whole family if
she admitted to something this horrible.

558
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:49,488
But if she denies it
and they're still deported,

559
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:50,740
she wins.

560
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,658
-Damn, she's good.
-But we're better.

561
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,994
-Thanks for including me...
-I have a hunch

562
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,913
we're still missing something big.

563
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,081
Tell your wife you're not
coming home for dinner.

564
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,334
We are going to break Sudha Pradeep.

565
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,335
Cool!

566
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,880
[end music playing]

567
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:07,233
I bet you've never tried it Indian Style.

568
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,652
I'd love to try it Indian Style.

569
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,529
[Bhanu]
Next on the Pradeeps of Pittsburgh...

570
00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:14,615
My parents are gone all weekend,
so we've got my bed, their bed...

571
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:17,410
Or if you're feeling kinky,
my shower has a handrail in it.

572
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:18,744
Beats by Dre.

573
00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,329
Rockets by Dre!

574
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,415
I'm not sacrificing my dreams.

575
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,792
The only woman who'd marry you
is Mom.

576
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:27,253
[gagging]

577
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,923
-Are you sure that's what you saw?
-Saw it as clear as day.

578
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:33,509
Stop, don't move! Ohio State Trooper!