1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,050 Previously on The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh... 2 00:00:08,134 --> 00:00:10,386 My medical license was rejected. 3 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:11,512 Did you get the loan? 4 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:14,932 I have no funding. If I don't get some soon, we may have to move back to India. 5 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,017 I might be able to get you an investor. 6 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:19,395 Sudha, sweetie, can you pass me one of those brownies? 7 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:21,188 Someone must have dosed her. 8 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:23,232 You think I poisoned Janice? 9 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,736 I'm sick of you showboating with your fancy working legs 10 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,696 trying to steal my girl. 11 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,281 I'm not trying to steal Willa. 12 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,241 I've got my mom's prescription pad. 13 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:33,868 I saw you sneak out from the field trip, 14 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,161 where'd you sneak off to? 15 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:38,038 -I got pills in town. -I want in. 16 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:40,082 Tell us everything you know, Lexi. 17 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:41,292 Okay. 18 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,174 Lexi, tell me about your first drug deal with Bhanu and Stu. 19 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,133 Oh, you mean BhanStu. 20 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,551 BhanStu? Clever. 21 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:51,927 -Can I use it? -No. 22 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:55,806 x[Lexi] Anyway, we were waiting for my aunt's bakery truck 23 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,142 to come back from Ohio with its first shipment. 24 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,812 Okay, guys, when the truck comes in we need to divvy up the pills. 25 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,647 Lorazepam in the blue bags, 26 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:04,982 Klonopin in the red bags, 27 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,318 and Adderall in the bags with the little anime robot, sorry. 28 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,986 My brother's a nerd! 29 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,404 -[chuckles] -Are you two even listening? 30 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,532 Down here, I got the outline of PA. 31 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,409 Keystone state. 32 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:17,536 I got, uh, Jesus fish, 33 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:18,871 for my savior in Christ, 34 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,831 and uh, 87, 35 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:23,083 for Sidney Crosby, my savior in hockey. 36 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,961 And now on my arm I've got 311. 37 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:27,588 'Cause, duh. 38 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:32,676 I didn't realize Pennsylvania was so "erectangular. " 39 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,638 You're about to cross the Mason-Dixon line. 40 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:37,473 -I can't wait. -[moans] 41 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,934 -[Dark Suit] She licked him? -With her eyes. 42 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:43,771 Okay, moving forward, let's recount stuff less graphically 43 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,815 -about BhanStu. -I said you couldn't use that. 44 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:48,442 Come on, that nickname's so useful. 45 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:52,613 Point is, Bhanu was really horny for Stu. 46 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,658 Even though he bailed on us when we had to divvy up the pills. 47 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,701 Why isn't Stu here? 48 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,328 Counting isn't his top skill. 49 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,579 What a catch. 50 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:01,872 But he has a good heart 51 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:04,291 and he's great at bird calls. 52 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:07,419 He taught me a few. [whistles] 53 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,129 That's the song of the whip-poor-will. 54 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:13,050 [cooing] That's a turtledove. 55 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:17,096 [clucking] Everyone knows that's a chicken. 56 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:19,306 -Obvi. -I need some advice. 57 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:21,517 I wish my BFF Mallika was here. 58 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,603 She's always asleep every time I FaceTime her in India. 59 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,814 My best friend Jenny just moved to San Diego 60 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,691 and now she's dating some Navy guy. 61 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,235 Seems like we're both in the market for a friend. 62 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:32,736 I can be your white Mallika. 63 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,905 -And I'll be your brown Jenny. -Aw. 64 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:39,159 All right, white Mallika, I'm thinking about having sex with Stu. 65 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,078 -Obvi. -It'll be my first time. 66 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,079 Even more obvi. 67 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,706 How long does it take to get good at sex? 68 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:44,707 Ten thousand hours. 69 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,126 -I don't have that much time. -I'll give you a crash course. 70 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,627 -Okay. -My turn. 71 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:50,254 I need some advice... 72 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,217 I think my dad's having an affair, 73 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,636 and I don't know if I should tell my mom 74 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,972 because I'm afraid she'll start drinking again. 75 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,059 You know the great thing about Mallika 76 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:06,270 is she would just bottle this shit right up. 77 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,564 Oh. 78 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:32,630 We've heard a lot from the Pradeeps, now we want to get your side of the story. 79 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,299 I'm not gonna lie, their stories were very interesting. 80 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,635 So, the bar is very high. 81 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,802 Let's just get to it. 82 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,512 Do you think Sudha Pradeep burned down your house 83 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,056 because her daughter was dating your son? 84 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:45,726 I have so many reasons to believe Sudha burned down my house. 85 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,979 Don't forget, she also tried to poison me at book club. 86 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,273 She even stole my book club friends. 87 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:53,108 She was like Single White Female. 88 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,777 She's not single or white. 89 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,862 Makes you question the whole female part, doesn't it? 90 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:59,615 Honey bunny, I think you're getting a little off course. 91 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:03,702 I was willing to turn the other cheek, just like JC, praise Him, 92 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,996 until Sudha came for my Mitables business. 93 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,456 What are Mitables? 94 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:11,418 An all-natural supplement guaranteed to improve overall follicle growth 95 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,670 and bone strength. 96 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,088 I'll set you up. 97 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,006 I noticed you struggling to pick up your mug. 98 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,884 Oh. [chuckles] That's just because I have very oily fingers. 99 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,053 Mitables cures that too. 100 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:24,431 Anyway, I was at a Mitables meeting when it all happened. 101 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,433 It was at Minerva's house. 102 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,853 She was awarding the number one seller for that month. 103 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,273 The other gals held out hope, but I knew who'd win. 104 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,567 Which is why I brought Jimbo to celebrate. 105 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:40,155 And once again, shattering yet another sales record, 106 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:43,325 the Golden Mitamix goes to... 107 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:46,328 -Janice. -Ohh... [laughs] 108 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:49,707 Oh, what a surprise? Dreams do come true. 109 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:53,794 This goes out to all the little girls out there that look just like me. 110 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,754 -You matter. -Yeah. 111 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,506 And of course, I have to say thank you 112 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:00,050 to the two smoking hotties I love the most, 113 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:01,844 Jesus and Jimbo! 114 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,012 Proud of you, Jan-Jan. 115 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:05,597 Looks like I'm gonna have to add an addition to your Mita-mantle. 116 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,100 I'm also legally required as Regional Mita-manager 117 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,269 to inform you that the paint is incredibly toxic. 118 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,355 I can confirm. I'm down to one functioning kidney. 119 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,190 But first, a toast. 120 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:19,611 To Janice, our inspiration and the prettiest of us all. 121 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,071 [chuckles] 122 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,281 Did I do that right? 123 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,867 No. I gave you one job. 124 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:29,997 All right Mita-minions, don't forget to reload on your sales inventory. 125 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,084 You know what? Toss another box of Mitables on my pile. 126 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,045 Momma's gonna blow out this month, too. 127 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,839 That means Daddy's getting a new pair of shoes. 128 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,008 I need them, too. I stepped on a nail today. 129 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,217 -[door closes] -Oh, no. 130 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,094 Hello everyone. So sorry I'm late, 131 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,263 but I like to keep my time with you people to a minimum. 132 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,431 What's she doing here? 133 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:51,393 Sudha is my newest Mita-minion. 134 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:53,729 -Fun right? -So fun. 135 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:54,897 [chuckles] 136 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,149 Can't wait to steal your crown, Janice. 137 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,651 [scoffs] Well, good luck, Sudha. 138 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:02,738 You know what they say. Dream big. Lose bigger. 139 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:03,864 No one says that. 140 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,407 That's because they lost. 141 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,745 I've got to say, I'm sort of surprised your wife would want to sell vitamins. 142 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:14,083 -Seems kind of beneath her. -It was. But she was bored. 143 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:17,544 She had binge-watched every episode of The Good Doctor 144 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:20,130 and at least Mitables was medical-adjacent. 145 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,216 Mitables sounds like a pyramid scheme. 146 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,093 Do they have those in India? 147 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:27,137 India's entire economy is run on scams. 148 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,598 Remember the Nigerian prince e-mail? 149 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,767 Written by an Indian. 150 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,102 Is India really like that? 151 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:35,604 That's why I started my business here. 152 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,607 Thank goodness for American rule of law 153 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,442 and friends like Jimbo Mills. 154 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,778 -[knocking on door] -It's open. 155 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:43,779 [door opens] 156 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,406 Hey, Mahesh, I got your message, what's up? 157 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,699 Ta-da! 158 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,618 Did you make this? 159 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,078 It's glorious. 160 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,580 A fruity thank you for working on getting me that investor. 161 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,415 It's really going to save my business. 162 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:59,002 It's not a done deal, but with this gift, the pressure is really on. 163 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,839 At least it's one thing that's going in the right direction. 164 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,674 I have so many other problems. 165 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,802 Do you know how hard it is to find support staff for a rocket factory? 166 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:11,014 No. But. I do know melons ain't even in season and you manage this. 167 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,433 If you can pull this off, you can pull off anything. 168 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,520 Your encouragement is as sweet as this cantaloupe. 169 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:19,731 To pulling it off together. 170 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,900 To pulling it off together. 171 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,570 [Light Suit] So your dad was in business with Jimbo. 172 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,989 Meanwhile, you were selling pills with Stu 173 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,992 and your mom was selling pills against Janice. 174 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,578 That's a lot of pills and a lot of Mills. 175 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:33,704 Things ever get messy? 176 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:37,040 -I wasn't selling pills. -Don't BS me. 177 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,878 We know about your little shipments from Ohio. 178 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,297 Freaking Lexi. 179 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:44,882 White Mallika, my ass. 180 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,717 Brown Mallika would never rat me out. 181 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:48,927 Lexi doesn't know anything. 182 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:50,679 You thought she knew enough about sex. 183 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,184 That's right. We know you sought out her expertise. 184 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,019 Hold it looser. 185 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,230 Are you sure I'm doing this right? 186 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,400 Pro tip. It's not in the grip, it's all in the hips. 187 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,069 This is chafing my hand. 188 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,113 If you do it a bunch, you'll eventually have calluses. 189 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,615 [scoffs] Forget it. 190 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:11,200 Is this all you know? 191 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:12,284 Yeah. 192 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:14,203 I'm a virgin too. 193 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:15,913 What? 194 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,040 You represented yourself otherwise. 195 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:22,044 I'm not ready for sex. Too much pressure to be perfect. 196 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,505 Oh, God, I can't screw up screwing Stu. 197 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,466 No, you cannot. 198 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,348 Lexi got all in my head that I had to be perfect at sex, 199 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:38,018 but the only thing I learned from her was how to get a center-palm blister. 200 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,437 -So what did you do? -Rubbed a little aloe on it. 201 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,522 You know what I mean. 202 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:43,732 It was a journey. 203 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,485 A very twisted journey. 204 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:51,531 What a very twisted journey. 205 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,409 But would competing with Janice over Mitables 206 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:57,037 piss off Sudha enough to burn down the Mills' house? 207 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,331 They're still not revealing everything. 208 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,500 Go squeeze the little one. 209 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,918 Oh, gee, if only. 210 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,045 He's so cute. 211 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,505 [Dark Suit] Vinod. 212 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,675 I know this is your first solo interrogation. 213 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:10,717 No, don't be nervous. 214 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:13,428 I'm nervous for you. Don't screw this up. 215 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:18,517 Did, um-- Did your mom ever argue with your dad about the Mills? 216 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,311 My life doesn't revolve around my parents. 217 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:25,023 I was too busy dealing with a steamy love triangle with Mo and Willa. 218 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,192 This is your friend with the canes 219 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:29,861 who accused you of stealing his stuttering girlfriend? 220 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:32,823 Canes and stuttering are not what define them. 221 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,616 What if I called you "Dark Suit"? 222 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,952 My wife says it's slimming. 223 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,787 Yeah, take it back to the store. 224 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,122 She lied to you. 225 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:43,583 Anyway, there was only one way to fix things with Mo. 226 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,878 A grand gesture to show him how much he meant to me. 227 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,339 And just how grand of a gesture was it? 228 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,049 Hella grand! 229 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,135 Get your mitts off me you perv. 230 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:54,928 Suck it, cane boy. 231 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,932 [Mo] Help. Please. Anybody? 232 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:02,102 Hey, Mo. It's me. Your homeboy, Vinod. 233 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,688 -Hey. -What did you do to get in there? 234 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,024 I called him an ass**** ****face. 235 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,359 [chuckles] Good for you. 236 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,944 But as Willa always says, 237 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:14,031 your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash. 238 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,324 [Mo] Let me out. 239 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,534 Not until we clear the air. 240 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,369 I don't have any air. 241 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:23,290 I'm not trying to steal Willa. You're my best friend. 242 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,792 Big talk. Prove it. 243 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:26,752 I will. 244 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:31,882 By taking you for a ride in a Pittsburgh municipal garbage truck. 245 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,843 Don't make promises you can't keep. 246 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:38,305 Vinod Pradeep, promises he keeps. 247 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,182 Luckily, you could keep your promise 248 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,310 because of your odd yet innocent friendship with Greg the garbageman. 249 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,562 Garbage is not what defines him. 250 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,481 Greg has many layers. 251 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,191 He also speaks Klingon. 252 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,484 Hold on a sec. 253 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:54,112 There was garbage at the scene the night the Mills' house burned down. 254 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,948 You may have just implicated your main man, Greg. 255 00:10:57,032 --> 00:11:00,243 Graa-jook! That's Klingon for, 256 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,829 "Oh, mamacita, what have I done?" 257 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:10,253 Tell us more about the Great Mitables War of suburban Pittsburgh. 258 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,672 Oh, Sudha didn't even stand a chance. 259 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,508 It was like David versus Goliath. 260 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,968 Except she was David, I was Goliath, 261 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:21,681 and this time Goliath wins because Goliath is the badass queen of Mitables. 262 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,975 Queen Goliath had some help. 263 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:28,063 Mitables brought to you by the beautiful Janice Mills. 264 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,564 Did I do that right? 265 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:30,649 Nope. 266 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,734 This is great for hair growth. 267 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,277 I promise within two weeks, 268 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,072 you're gonna look like you have a Pomeranian latched onto your head. 269 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,156 [chuckles] 270 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,576 Oh, hey, Janice. 271 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:44,371 You're not the only one with an adorable mascot. 272 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:48,875 Mitables, Mitables, get your Mitables here. 273 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:52,087 Step right up for Mitables. 274 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,840 I'll give you this much, kid. You got skills. 275 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:58,885 All right, let's settle this once and for all, big boy. 276 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,138 [Western music playing] 277 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,974 [Jimbo in cowboy accent] I started off strong with some "round the world, " 278 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,268 but then Vinod took it to the ground. 279 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,936 Shorty got low. 280 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:11,690 My "peacock fan" was nothing compared to his "running man. " 281 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,068 I rocked the baby. He rode the pony. 282 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,906 That's when I knew, I was in the presence of greatness. 283 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,366 -[crowd cheering] -Kid! 284 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,119 Hey! How old are you, kid, do you got a work permit? 285 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,413 Oh, yes, officer, it's right here in my-- 286 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,248 [man] Hey! 287 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:32,377 Vinod whooped your husband's butt, but you were whooping Sudha's butt. 288 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:33,962 Do you believe she burned down your house 289 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,922 because you were beating her at the sales game? 290 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,133 I know how serious that game can be. 291 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,926 My mom was a sales rep for Mary Kay. 292 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,554 She never did get that pink Cadillac. 293 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,973 She was a lazy woman. 294 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:49,936 Things changed when Sudha landed the white whale. 295 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,062 Moby Dick? 296 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,190 Moby Greg, our garbageman. 297 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:58,278 He had 20 Mitamaniacs on his route and no one ever landed him. 298 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,322 Until her. 299 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,323 How? 300 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,326 She had a tiny little spy on the inside. 301 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,369 Her little spinner boy. 302 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,747 It's 5:00. Why are you home so late? 303 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,334 Greg and I were scouting the most beautiful trash route to take Mo on. 304 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,377 We also made a stop to buy itch cream. 305 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,837 Itch cream? For what? 306 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,256 Greg has a rash all over his back. 307 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,175 He calls it "pizza back. " 308 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,761 As your mother, I have to ask, 309 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,262 why did you see his back? 310 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,390 Greg pulls his jumpsuit down when he pees on the side of the road. 311 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,683 I am his lookout. 312 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,436 Wait-- Wh-- What kind of rash? 313 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,063 Patchy and flaky. 314 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,899 Note to self. Create comic strip 315 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,152 about two cheeky dogs named patchy and flaky. 316 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,487 Back to Greg's rash. 317 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,197 He says it's ruining his life. 318 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,075 That's a tidbit Janice doesn't know. 319 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,618 Sounds like a job for Mitables 320 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,120 -and Dr. Sudha Pradeep. -Ehh. 321 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,706 Thank you for watching Greg pee by the side of the road. 322 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,668 Happy to pay it forward. [chuckles] 323 00:13:55,877 --> 00:14:00,840 Bhanu, I know you were exploring the art of carnal pursuits. 324 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,551 You ever think about asking your mom? 325 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,388 Put it this way, I would rather ask you about the boom boom. 326 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,224 You know I don't always dress like this, right? 327 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,977 I got a date suit too. 328 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,436 I'm sure it's very beautiful. 329 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,690 Besides, at the time, my mom was hell-bent on selling 330 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,984 herbal supplements to our garbageman, 331 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:22,112 so I had to turn to the next most reliable source of sexual wisdom. 332 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,865 -Internet porn. -It's a valuable resource. 333 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,035 My initial searches were quite shocking. 334 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,831 Even borderline gross. 335 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,335 Straight-up acrobatic. 336 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,046 Legs aren't even supposed to do that. 337 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,757 But as I did my research, 338 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:46,344 I noticed something all the girls in the videos had that I didn't. 339 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:50,265 Full breasts, big lips, juicy butts. 340 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,267 You are a lousy feminist. 341 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,395 Your generation has such antiquated stereotypes. 342 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,689 We're trying our best, Toots. 343 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:01,610 Anyway, what stood out the most in all of those videos was... 344 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,653 Drum roll, please. 345 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,989 Hairlessness. 346 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,407 Ah... 347 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,284 I knew what I had to do. 348 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,578 [ripping] 349 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,581 Whoo. You are overdue for a visit. 350 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,958 We going full Brazil today? 351 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,794 What am I, a porn star? I'll stick with my usual. 352 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,422 One cross coming up. 353 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,466 You'll never guess who was in here earlier. 354 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,427 -Sudha's girl. -Bhanu? 355 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:28,887 Is that her name? 356 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,098 She used an alias. Bonnie Pradeep. 357 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,893 Maybe she said Bhanu and you just heard her wrong. 358 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:38,021 Well, she should just go by Bonnie and make everyone's life easier. 359 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,231 Why was she here? 360 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,983 Was she picking up Mitables for her mom? 361 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,568 Don't tell me Sudha's already sold out. 362 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,445 No, for a wax. 363 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,739 She was trying to tidy up down there for someone special. 364 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,240 Oh, God. 365 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,284 That someone special is my Stu. 366 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,745 Then I hate to tell you, but Bonnie went full Brazil. 367 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:54,954 -Son of a bitch! -[ripping] 368 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,456 Ooh, you shouldn't have jerked like that. 369 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,958 Your sweet little cross is now a sad little T-junction. 370 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,085 -Oh. -Yeah. 371 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,920 [Sudha] While Janice was getting cleaned up, 372 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,922 I was about to clean up too. 373 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,092 By harpooning the white whale. 374 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,386 Excuse me, hi, Greg. 375 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,555 My son Vinod told me about your tragic eczema. 376 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,099 He called it tragic? 377 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,018 I'm calling it tragic. He called it "pizza back. " 378 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:21,272 Uh, yeah. It's like double pepperoni back there. 379 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,025 But have you tried Mitables? 380 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,860 Guaranteed to clear it up. 381 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,570 [scoffs] Nice try. 382 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:31,116 But, uh, I've heard that spiel before. 383 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,784 Uh, not from a doctor. 384 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,869 Well, in that case, triple hell, no. 385 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,371 I'm against doctors. 386 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,248 It's all a scam. 387 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,626 The FDA, big pharma. I say phooey! 388 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,670 I couldn't agree more. 389 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,047 I hate the medical system in this country. 390 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,718 They won't let me practice because I won't play by their rules. 391 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,429 Interesting. I'm listening. 392 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,765 These have actually been recalled by the FDA. 393 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,684 They don't want you to have them. 394 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:58,852 Nice. 395 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:05,358 Ah, I can barely sit. Minerva stripped me raw. 396 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:08,069 Been meaning to make an appointment for my neck, back and ears. 397 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:11,823 Don’t wanna end up like my grandad who's now just a hairball in slippers. 398 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,324 Sure, whatever. 399 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,410 Is something the matter? 400 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,287 That she-devil neighbor. 401 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,831 [sighs] Is this about Sudha again? 402 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,125 No, her demon-spawn daughter. 403 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,086 We need to stop her from getting her claws into our Stu. 404 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,547 Would that really be so bad? 405 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,467 Yes. Very, very, very bad. 406 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,220 Jan-Jan, remember how your dad didn't like me at first? 407 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,639 He was a Ford guy. I drove a Chevy. 408 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,266 And he hated your face. 409 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:42,187 But I grew into my face and your dad gave me a chance. 410 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,522 I think we should give the Pradeeps a chance too. 411 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,484 But this is different, Stu's my sweet baby boy. 412 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,360 He's my sweet baby boy too, 413 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:52,197 and Bhanu makes him happy, isn't that what we want for him? 414 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,240 But that whole family-- 415 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,700 Is great. 416 00:17:55,784 --> 00:18:00,079 You like having Kamal in your class and Mahesh is an unbridled delight. 417 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,833 I guess that little Vinod is pretty yummy too. 418 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,043 Mm-hm. 419 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,796 Wait! Jimbo, stop the car. 420 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,258 Oh, my-- What the fudge! 421 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,052 She's selling to Greg? 422 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,637 That's a lot of Mitables. 423 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,681 She pretended to harpoon Moby Greg, 424 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,434 cut his blubber with a sickle, 425 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,561 put it into a cauldron, 426 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,605 and stir with a giant stick to melt it. 427 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,107 What in the Sam Hill? 428 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:31,402 And then pour the melted blubber into an oil lamp 429 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,572 and light it to outshine me. 430 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,074 Me. 431 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:39,035 She didn't actually pantomime rendering whale blubber. 432 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,245 Stop exaggerating. 433 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,164 Sadly, I'm not. She was really great at it. 434 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,459 I can see that. Sudha's not hurting for pizzazz. 435 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:49,295 It was like she had some weird voodoo power over Greg. 436 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,382 I wouldn't put witchcraft past her one bit. 437 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,009 I was steamed she landed him. 438 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,227 Now, hear me out. 439 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,397 What if Sudha enlisted Greg 440 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,400 to help her burn down the Mills' house? That would explain the garbage. 441 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,068 -Not bad. -You like it? 442 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,445 What do you think of, uh, BhanStu? 443 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,155 I think you stole it from Lexi. 444 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,992 But I like your theory that Sudha didn't act alone. 445 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,120 Let's go talk to Moby Greg. 446 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,746 I'll bring the harpoon. 447 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,750 [Light Suit] There's not much we can reveal, but what I can say is this. 448 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,545 There was an awful lot of trash found at the crime scene. 449 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,255 Can you tell us about that? 450 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,506 Am I a suspect? 451 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:37,594 You might have been a pawn in a feud between Sudha and Janice. 452 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:42,473 Oh, like how the Romulans used Kirk as a pawn against the Klingons 453 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:46,060 in Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country? 454 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,021 I think we've discovered enough. 455 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,189 Tell us about your relationship with the Pradeeps. 456 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,775 I was a hero to the little one. 457 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,236 He wanted to be just like me. 458 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,196 You're my hero, Greg. 459 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,157 I want to be just like you. 460 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:03,453 I need to take you to my ex's one day so you can tell her that. 461 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,289 Just have to be during prison visiting hours. 462 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,124 Count Big V in. 463 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,959 [chuckles] 464 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,463 You know, my eczema ain't getting any better. 465 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,424 Think I'm gonna have to up the dosage. 466 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,889 This is awesome. 467 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,099 You're such a good friend. 468 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,894 Sorry I ever thought you were trying to steal Willa. 469 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,103 It's okay. 470 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,856 We're gonna be so cool when we arrive at school. 471 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,150 Too cool for school. 472 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,986 -No, just the perfect amount of cool. -[stomach gurgling] 473 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,990 I'm gonna blow. I ate too many Mitables. 474 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,367 Get out, Mo! 475 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,701 -Save yourself! -Ah! Ah! 476 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,578 -Do it! [vomits] -Ah! 477 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,418 Oh, Greg really got me. 478 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:55,380 Garbage truck drop-off and dripping in puke. 479 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,048 This is too good. 480 00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,802 Cover your ears, Vinod. I'm about to pop off on this jerk. 481 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,011 Excuse me? 482 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,596 Wait, Mo, remember. 483 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,848 Passive resistance is persistence. 484 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,183 Let's go, losers. 485 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,102 -[groaning] -You can be passive all you want 486 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,812 in your lockers. 487 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,398 Eat it, trash-truck puke-turds. 488 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,732 [laughs] 489 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,819 [Mo] This is still the best morning of my life. 490 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,237 Thank you, Vinod. 491 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,530 [Vinod] You're welcome, Mo. 492 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,490 I'm glad we're friends again. 493 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,992 Hello, boys. 494 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,869 How come I wasn't invited on your little trash ride? 495 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,288 What is this, huh? Bros before hoes? 496 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,999 [Vinod] Thank you for understanding. 497 00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:34,168 Next week we'll all go on a garbage truck ride. 498 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,920 Bros and ho. 499 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,672 What a gentleman. 500 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,550 Thanks for letting me out, Willa. 501 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,385 I'm a gentleman too. 502 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,179 Classic Mo. Always kvetching. 503 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,640 Great word. I love Yiddish. 504 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,392 Makes me wanna plotz. 505 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:53,062 Thanks for coming in. We just wanted to get your perspective on everything. 506 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:57,108 Do you know what it's like to be in a relationship with this hot head. 507 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,652 Hot head! What do you mean? 508 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,947 I don't know when you're gonna pop off on the wrong guy 509 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,575 and I'm going to have to bury two canes 510 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,577 because they can't find your body. 511 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:11,789 Because you didn't look hard enough. You just gave up. 512 00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:15,001 His mouth is always writing checks his body can't cash. 513 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:19,088 Actually, we just wanted to talk to anyone who rode in Greg's garbage truck. 514 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:22,675 You realize this is going to be on our permanent record? 515 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,344 I would like to speak to my lawyer. 516 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,348 Those Miables wrecked me. 517 00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:30,767 And I blame myself. 518 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,186 Because you took way more than the recommended dose? 519 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,189 No. Because I trusted a doctor. 520 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,191 Dr. Pradeep. 521 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:42,737 -Can I talk to you for a second? -Sure. 522 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:44,947 I don't think that holds water. 523 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,659 I'm telling you, I think Greg framed Sudha for making him sick on Mitables. 524 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:51,120 Is barfing all over your dashboard enough motive? 525 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,831 I mean, what does Greg gain by framing Sudha? 526 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,418 You make a good point. Now I feel like an idiot. 527 00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,379 Even idiotic ideas can lead to something good. 528 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,715 -Thank you. -Not a compliment. 529 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:05,051 Maybe it wasn't Greg, 530 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:08,387 but you might be right that the Pradeeps are being framed. 531 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,264 Follow my lead. 532 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,269 Good news. We've made an arrest. 533 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:18,898 Oh, thank God. Oh, I hope Sudha gets the chair. 534 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:21,150 -It's your garbageman. -What? 535 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,986 Greggers. He would never burn down our house. 536 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,488 His ex-wife's maybe. 537 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,865 If he hates anyone, it's the Pradeeps. 538 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,117 They're horrible. 539 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,369 Am I the only person that sees this? 540 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,246 Just go ahead and deport them already. 541 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,625 Let's take a break. 542 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,670 I hope they're going to deport them. 543 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,463 I'll tell you this much. 544 00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:45,091 Janice was more concerned about the Pradeeps getting deported 545 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,135 than finding out who burned down their house. 546 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,386 I noticed that too. 547 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,138 Something's up with her. 548 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,682 Who knows what that woman had in mind. 549 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:56,853 [man over PA] Bhanu Pradeep, please report to the AP Club in Room 216. 550 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,272 Bhanu Pradeep, AP Club, Room 216. 551 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,442 Looks like we lost a few members, 552 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:06,195 but we're going to pray for them and carry on. 553 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:09,824 So glad you could join us, Miss Pradeep. 554 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,117 I'll grab you a Bible. 555 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,910 I thought this was AP Club? 556 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:16,414 It is. The Abstinence and Purity Club. [chuckles] 557 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:20,418 So take a seat, open your heart and close those legs. 558 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,421 So everyone here's a virgin? 559 00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,047 Half are. The other half are sluts 560 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,757 trying to throw their parents off the scent. 561 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:29,343 All great customers for our Ohio operation, 562 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:31,929 especially the virgins. They've got to get off somehow. 563 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,890 Why would Mrs. Mills want me here? 564 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:35,892 You're trying to bone her son. 565 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,061 Oh, right. She's Stu's mom. 566 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:42,190 To me, she's always come as teacher and my mom's enemy. 567 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,733 She's too many things to too many people. 568 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,276 I get it. 569 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:49,238 I drink beer with my dad, but smoke weed with my grandmother. 570 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:51,449 Cool. I'm out of here. 571 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,576 What is happening? 572 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,871 Here's your Bible. It's a custom fuzzy cover. 573 00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:00,291 I call it "VeLord. " This close to getting them on QVC. 574 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,586 Now, listen, I know you're a smart girl, 575 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:07,256 and smart girls think about the repercussions of sexual activity. 576 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,091 You mean "going to hell"? 577 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:12,220 Oh, Bhanu, you don't have to wait to die before suffering 578 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,472 the consequences of fornication. 579 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,515 Consequences of fornication? 580 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,017 Oh! Herpes! 581 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,060 Pregnancy. 582 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,895 Leaked sex tape. 583 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,605 Thanks a lot, Trevor. 584 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:24,190 But more importantly, 585 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:27,151 boys don't respect girls that give it up too early. 586 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:30,613 Appreciate the advice, Mrs. Mills, but I think I'll be okay. 587 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,698 Let me cut to the chase, 588 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,493 stay away from my sweet Christian Stu. 589 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,955 Okay. Well, thanks for this. 590 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,124 Oh, and maybe consider going by Bonnie. 591 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,960 It'll just make everyone's life easier. 592 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,419 I'll think about it. 593 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:51,884 Arey wah. You won the Golden Mitamix. 594 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,845 Was there ever any doubt that I would crush the competition? 595 00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,430 Absolutely not. 596 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:59,225 But it's all so meaningless. [sighs] 597 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,687 There's a doctor-shaped hole in me 598 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,897 that cannot be filled by any blender. 599 00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:06,232 I want real purpose. 600 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,777 Every day you get to go off and have fun at your rocket factory. 601 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,863 Fun? Starting a company is very stressful. 602 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,866 I can't find a facilities manager, 603 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,285 and meanwhile the previous owner 604 00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:19,996 still won't clear out his adult novelty genitals. 605 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,081 You sound so overwhelmed. 606 00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:24,333 I wish you'd shared these things with me. 607 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,002 We've risked everything for this. 608 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,421 I just don't want to disappoint you. 609 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:31,590 Arey baba, for better or worse, we're in this together. 610 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,634 Tell the landlord you won't pay rent 611 00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:36,053 unless he clears out his sex toy equipment. 612 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,181 As for your personnel issue, try LinkedIn. 613 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:43,561 Forget LinkedIn. I'm linked in right here. 614 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,354 Come work for me. 615 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:47,690 [scoffs] I don't know anything about rockets. 616 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:50,693 If you can sell Mitables to the garbageman, 617 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,820 you can sell rockets to billionaires. 618 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,030 Is this just a pity hire 619 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,449 because you feel guilty about ruining my medical career? 620 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:58,909 To be honest, I don't know if I can do this without you. 621 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,703 I need someone brilliant to help me, 622 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:02,872 and you're the most brilliant person I know. 623 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,082 Certainly more brilliant than Janice. 624 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,293 People shine in their own ways. 625 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,379 But no one as bright as you. 626 00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:12,340 Correct. 627 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,635 Boobs, really? 628 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:17,845 Give it up. 629 00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:20,514 All this sex stuff is just going to make you feel insecure. 630 00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:22,266 You seem like you're in a bad place. 631 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,602 Try some of my therapy clay. 632 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,854 I don't even know what I want to make. 633 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,231 I've never heard you say that. 634 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,483 What are you talking about? 635 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,526 You always know what you want and just do it. 636 00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:34,653 No matter how depraved or disgusting. 637 00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:37,782 Like having conversations, trying something new. 638 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:39,825 Making eye contact. 639 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,787 Kamal, you could do those things too. 640 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:46,957 This family only needs one rebel, but I admire that you go for it 641 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,459 despite what anyone else says. 642 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:53,214 You're right. Why have I been letting everyone get inside my head? 643 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:57,343 You are the most foolish, but most confident Pradeep. 644 00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:00,888 Thank you, Kamal. 645 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:03,474 I would hug you, but I know you have a fear of confinement. 646 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:04,725 You get me. 647 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:09,063 My brother helped me realize that I didn't have to be perfect at sex 648 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:12,149 or have the perfect body or worry about going to hell. 649 00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:14,485 Because none of that mattered. 650 00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:17,613 What mattered is that I wanted to have sex 651 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,157 and I knew who I wanted to have it with. 652 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,661 Isn't that the most important thing for your first time? 653 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:25,830 And every time. 654 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:28,541 I've got to cancel some plans. 655 00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:33,421 When Suda quit selling my Mitables, you got your turf back. 656 00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:36,215 Didn't that smooth things out between you two even a little bit? 657 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:40,428 First of all, Sudha only earned the one Golden Mitamix, 658 00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:42,304 so she was never really a threat, 659 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:43,514 but her daughter was. 660 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,517 I'm just gonna throw this out there. 661 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,270 Janice, did you burn down your own house to frame Bhanu? 662 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,814 Do you really think I'm that big of a nut job? 663 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:54,817 Mrs. Mills is definitely that big of a nut job. 664 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:59,155 But she wasn't my biggest obstacle to being with Stu. 665 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,782 Anyway, yeah, that's what happened to our third dog, Bingo. 666 00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,409 We never saw him again. 667 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:04,785 Anyway, you wanna make out? 668 00:29:04,869 --> 00:29:07,246 Stu, I know what I want. 669 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,165 I want to have sex. 670 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,376 With you. 671 00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:14,003 Tight. 672 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:16,589 Oh, but I can't. 673 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,258 Seriously? [scoffs] 674 00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:21,969 Do you know how many idiots I had to talk to about this? 675 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,429 Do you not want this too? 676 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,849 I do. No, I-- I super do. 677 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:30,686 It's just, I need you to do something for me first. 678 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,523 And it's kind of-- I don't know, it's kind of a big ask. 679 00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:37,693 Oh, don't worry, I already took care of it down there. 680 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,278 Painful, but breezy. 681 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,321 Sick. 682 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,407 Uh, but it's not that. It's-- It's this. 683 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:45,951 Go to a 311 concert. No way 684 00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:47,495 That would hurt way worse. 685 00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:49,580 No, no, no, Matthew, 3:11. 686 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,874 From the Bible. Uh... 687 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,920 I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance. 688 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,254 Okay. 689 00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:59,507 This is more than just a hookup for me, Bhanu, 690 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:01,509 this is different. It feels different. 691 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:03,469 I think about our future. 692 00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:05,304 -Really? -Yeah. 693 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,889 I don't want to be chilling up in heaven 694 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,266 while you're getting your eyes pecked out in hell, you know? 695 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:13,687 I want to be with you. Here and up there. 696 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,814 What are you saying? 697 00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,942 I gotta honor my guy in the sky. 698 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:19,610 Okay. 699 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:20,819 So, Bhanu... 700 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,406 will you get baptized for me? 701 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,328 I wasn't cockblocked by Janice. 702 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,081 I was cockblocked by Jesus. 703 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:37,187 [narrator] Next on The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh... 704 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:38,731 Thanks for getting me that investor. 705 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,149 He invited us bow hunting. 706 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:43,152 He was like the Tom Cruise of Pittsburg. 707 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,487 If either of you bag a kill before me, 708 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,114 I'll double my investment. 709 00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:48,866 I'm feeling your tip. 710 00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:52,453 Did your moron son give this to my daughter? 711 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:55,289 If she wants to explore the Lord's pack you should let her. 712 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:57,583 Maybe she's looking to others because you're so controlling. 713 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,585 I was fighting for my daughter's soul. 714 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:03,130 I had to put the world on notice. Sudha Pradeep plays for keeps. 715 00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:04,715 Bollywood style. 716 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,091 [Indian music playing]