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[screaming]
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No!
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[Hughie] This virus kills just Homelander?
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- Or every Supe?
- [Butcher] Don't know.
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But we'll have a laugh
finding out, won't we?
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If Homelander got his hands on some V1,
then, theoretically,
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he'd be like Soldier Boy.
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Immune to the virus. Maybe even immortal.
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I want our entire pharma division
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working on nothing but recreating
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the V1 formula.
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Vought destroyed the original formula.
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That could take years.
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- Do you have V1?
- I don't.
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But Bombsight does.
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That piece of shit's still alive?
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[Homelander] Clara Vought's name came up.
I guess we're related
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in more ways than one.
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- Where is she?
- Dead.
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- Suicide.
- Horse shit.
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[Sage] Homelander is an open baby book,
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but Soldier Boy is tricky.
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I need you to read his mind.
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- I said hallelujah...!
- [gasps]
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[Black Noir] You send an eel to ass-murder
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Adam Bourke?
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Here's what's gonna happen now.
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You fucking do whatever I say
whenever I say it.
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You know who this is? This is The Legend.
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I was balls deep in Golden Geisha,
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and Marlon Brando
was apparently balls deep in me.
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I was visited by an angel,
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and she foretold my destiny.
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What is it?
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I'm the savior of the world.
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[tense music playing]
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[♪ Dean Martin sings
"Ain't That a Kick in the Head"]
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♪ How lucky can one guy be ♪
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[sniffing]
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♪ I kissed her and she kissed me ♪
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♪ Like the fella once said,
"Ain't that a kick in the head?" ♪
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♪ The room was completely black ♪
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♪ I hugged her and she hugged back...
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Thanks for visiting VMC Theaters,
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where it's always a super day
for the movies.
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[soda machine fizzing]
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Hey! I see you putting Fanta
in the water cup, you little bastard.
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You got to pay for that!
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- Dude.
- Hmm?
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You were supposed to refill
the popcorn machine an hour ago.
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I was just gonna do it.
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[muttering]
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Relax.
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[sniffs]
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Ooh!
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You know what this smell reminds me of?
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Miriam Liebowitz.
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I met her
at a B'nai B'rith Purim carnival.
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And, uh...
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I shoved my grogger up her hamantashen,
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if you catch my drift.
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We fucked.
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Just don't forget to clean out
the nacho cheese spigot.
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Yes, boss.
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[sighs]
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Hey, thanks for visiting VMC Theaters,
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where it's always a super day
for the movies.
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Can I interest you in one
of our new Deep popcorn buckets?
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Chet Vanderbilt, huh?
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Yes.
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It's my totally legit
and believable real name.
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You're a hard man to find.
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Well, can you blame me?
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Vought would bury me under
all the fucking dirt that I got on them.
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So maybe you don't get a job
at a Vought movie theater?
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What,
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and leave show business?
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Hmm.
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We need to talk.
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♪ Ain't that a kick in the head? ♪
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Tanner, I'm going on a break!
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- [gentle music playing]
- [Firecracker] We come to VMC Theaters
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to laugh, to cry,
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to see our biggest heroes
on the biggest screens.
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And to get a complimentary Deep popcorn
bucket with every large combo meal.
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Because we need that,
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every dang one of us,
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the indescribable feeling we get
when the lights go down
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and we go someplace
we ain't never been before.
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- In here, we're not just entertained...
- [Mother's Milk] We're looking for one
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of your old bump buddies.
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- Bombsight.
- [Firecracker] But somehow...
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[The Legend] Wish I could help.
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Our noses haven't crossed in years.
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Heard he got clean.
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Still,
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you got to be able
to get a message to him.
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Nah. Even if I could, which I can't,
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uh, he-he's not a shitbag bear
you want to poke.
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If we don't get to him first,
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Homelander's gonna get the V1 that
we're pretty sure Bombsight's holding.
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Wait, wait, V1?
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We destroyed all those doses.
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Are you shitting me?
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[sighs] What nudnik
told Homelander about V1?
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Doesn't matter.
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Point is, Homelander finds it,
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it's game fucking over.
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Aw, Marvin.
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A year ago, I-I had a good thing going.
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My penthouse was paid off.
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I got the best table at Elaine's
on two minutes' notice.
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And then Homelander
starts his fucking purge,
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my accounts are frozen,
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I'm living off day-old Noir Nuggets
out of the freezer here.
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- You getting to a point?
- My point is,
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I'm full of shit sandwich,
thank you very much.
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[orchestral music playing]
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Let me make this clear.
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You either help us
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or I cut your fucking balls off.
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Y-Y-Y-You sound like Butcher now,
you know that?
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[chuckles] It's not a great look
for you, kid.
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Having said that, I...
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I do still need my balls for stuff.
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All right.
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Fuck it.
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I guess we'll poke the shitbag bear.
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[Sage] Hopefully
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the 35th try is the charm.
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Hmm.
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[groaning]
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[groaning continues]
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[flatulence]
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[flatulence]
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Hey. You wanted to see me, boss?
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[yelling]
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Is he supposed to be bleeding out
of his ass like that?
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Ideally, no.
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- [Deep] Yo, you guys seen Firecracker?
- [flatulence]
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She was gonna come on the pod.
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Firecracker's moved on to a better place.
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Orlando?
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[yelling continues]
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Oh. Oh, sh...
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- Shit. Oh, no.
- Yeah.
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Why? What happened?
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- [flatulence]
- We just don't have any more room
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in the boat for, uh...
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nonbelievers.
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I'm on th-- I like boats.
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Me and boats are like that.
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Sir, I...
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I believe in you, sir. I--
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Which is why we have
an important job for you.
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Some protestors have blocked
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a new Vought Petroleum pipeline
in the Bering Sea.
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Right. The one in Africa.
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Just off the coast of Alaska.
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Anyway, when we announce
Homelander as our lord and savior,
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the Saudis are gonna...
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feel some big feelings.
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OPEC will completely cut off
the supply of oil to the United States.
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We need that pipeline fully operational
and those protestors gone.
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Gone. [clicks tongue] I got you.
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No. Uh, you will shoot a PSA
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announcing the pipeline is safe
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and fish love it.
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You know, it's just that fish...
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they don't love pipelines.
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- In fact, they kinda fucking hate them.
- Mm.
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Thought you were on the boat.
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So what's more important,
Homelander or some fucking grouper?
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Homelander. Homelander, of course.
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Yeah. [clears throat] I'm on it.
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I can't seem to replicate the V1 formula.
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I'm sorry.
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There's no way Frederick Vought
is smarter than you.
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Keep swinging. You'll get there.
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[flatulence]
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- [♪ Hozier sings "Take Me to Church"]
- ♪ My lover's got humor...
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[Oh Father] Once there was a revolutionary
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who roamed the hood,
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challenged the Man.
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They called him a loced-out troublemaker.
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But he wasn't making trouble.
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He was teaching love.
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For America.
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Come Home, as our very own
American prophet Homelander
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delivers his weekly sermon,
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streaming live every Sunday.
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Come Home
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- to the Democratic Church of America.
- We can't do this.
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Just... just fucking...
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No.
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I told you, Hughie,
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soon as the germ is ready, we go.
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And according to Frenchie, it's ready.
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[Frenchie] Oui, Monsieur Charcuter.
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But I beg you...
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- You got a way in?
- [Annie] I snuck
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in and out of that church more times
than I can count as a teenager.
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Timer set?
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Twenty-four hours.
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[spritz]
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Aye.
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Good.
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Stick it somewhere close to the altar.
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Nice and quiet-like.
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Then, right in the middle of Homelander's
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"lead us into temptation,
deliver us from evil" bollocks,
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it'll spray a fresh pine scent
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and a big dose of kill juice.
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Cunt drops dead forever and ever.
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Amen.
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You don't have to enjoy it so much.
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Oh, I beg to differ.
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I am just asking you
to wait for a little bit longer.
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- We can still get the V1--
- Yeah.
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And so can he.
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That's a risk we can't take.
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We're out of time, mate.
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Right?
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[door opens]
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- [Mother's Milk] Surprise, surprise.
- [door closes]
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Butcher.
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I've had anal warts
I've been more excited to see.
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Ah, so your head's
still up your own ass, is it?
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Let me ask you, did you pay extra
for this dead raccoon smell?
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Closest hideout we had to you.
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Starlight.
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[chuckles] Well,
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what a pleasure indeed.
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You remind me of a young Ursula Andress.
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- Ah.
- Timeless beauty.
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She pissed on me once.
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- Ugh.
- [Hughie] Yeah. He's a charmer.
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Um, but you can help us find Bombsight?
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Yeah, well, see, that's--
Okay, that's-that's the trick.
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Uh, if Bombsight doesn't want to be found,
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you can't-- you can't find him.
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So what you got-- You got to go sideways.
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You got to go through his lady,
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Golden Geisha.
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- Golden Geisha?
- [Annie] That name
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doesn't sound racist at all.
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Golden Geisha had a very steamy fuck scene
with Erik Estrada
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in Operation: Orient.
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Very progressive for the day.
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But, hey, if anybody can get
a message to Bombsight,
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yeah, Goldie can.
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- And where can we find the old slag?
- Well,
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Goldie's had some health issues lately.
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She moved into the Villages.
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- Vought Villages?
- Mm-hmm.
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[Annie] It's a retirement home
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for Supes.
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[Mother's Milk] Well, if it's Vought,
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00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,621
then they have tight security. Think
you can get in and keep a low profile?
260
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,123
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
261
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,708
I want to come. Can I come?
262
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,792
[The Legend] Oh, yeah.
It'll be a treat for you.
263
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,627
- See what real stars look like.
- [Butcher] All right.
264
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,754
You two sort the church.
265
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,589
We'll have a word with Geisha,
266
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:34,300
see if we can find that V1
before the caped cunt.
267
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,384
Happy, guv?
268
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,677
- Um...
- [Butcher] Yeah.
269
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,636
He's happy. All right.
270
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,222
Let's get cracking.
271
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,769
Hey. Guys.
272
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,146
I need you to promise me...
273
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,191
We will find that V1, petit Hughie.
274
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,526
I promise you.
275
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,118
[door opens]
276
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,661
[Sage] We had a deal.
277
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,954
[Ashley] One, I was drunk.
278
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,541
Two, I never agreed to shit. She did.
279
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,336
Reading Homelander or Soldier Boy's minds?
280
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,671
If I wanted to commit suicide,
I'd asphyxiate myself.
281
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,090
At least then I'd get off first.
282
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,842
And, oh, yeah,
there's the tiny little detail of you
283
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,344
trying to bring on the fucking apocalypse.
284
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,721
I offered you a spot in my bunker.
285
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,264
I'm V.P.
286
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:25,851
Do you know how bad it would look
if the world ended on my watch?
287
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,104
I need to know if you're in
288
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,897
or if I need to move to plan B.
289
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,273
How 'bout Plan Go Fuck Yourself?
290
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,692
[chuckles] Okay.
291
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,988
Mm. People are so predictable.
292
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,241
- Plan B it is.
- [gasps]
293
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:41,909
[grunting]
294
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,453
- [shushing]
- [muffled protesting]
295
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,333
[groaning]
296
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,005
[muffled] What did you do?
What are you doing?
297
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,424
[grunts]
298
00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:57,633
[panting]
299
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,885
- Okay.
- What the fuck?
300
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,262
What did you do?
301
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,055
Chloroform. Quiet.
302
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,140
[knocking]
303
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,976
[agent] Madam Vice President,
is everything all right in there?
304
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,269
Apocalypse or no,
305
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,478
I need your help.
306
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,730
- Uh...
- Homelander cannot become immortal,
307
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,274
- so send the agents away.
- [agent] Madam Vice President.
308
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,483
Uh...
309
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,609
I'm fine!
310
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,111
I'm fine. I just...
311
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,279
stubbed my toe.
312
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,572
Walking around,
313
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,906
as people do.
314
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,116
[agent] Do you need assistance?
315
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,118
No! Nope. I am all good.
316
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,828
So just stand down
317
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,329
and stand by.
318
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,247
[agent] Confirmation code?
319
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,749
Ginger Snap.
320
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,669
[sighs]
321
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,296
- You don't think they could tell?
- No, no.
322
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:36,672
- You did good.
- Okay.
323
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,924
All you have to do now is be in the room
324
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,510
and read Soldier Boy's mind.
325
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,511
[clattering]
326
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,972
[clanging]
327
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,056
I'll take care of the rest.
328
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,641
[sighs] Fuck.
329
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:48,726
[indistinct chatter]
330
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,145
I don't care how they did things
on the reservation.
331
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,897
You're in the big city now.
332
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,982
Here, I'm the chief.
333
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,026
- Me smell smoke.
- That's crazy.
334
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,153
- I don't smell anything.
- [secretary] Sir!
335
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,529
There's a fire at the old mill!
336
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,156
You know what,
337
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,200
you're gonna do all right here...
338
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,827
- Chief.
- Great Spirit say
339
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,746
let's get rolling.
340
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,332
[retro theme music playing]
341
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,425
[Kimiko] What is that smell? It's like...
342
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,260
hand sanitizer and lasagna?
343
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,387
That's what death smells like.
344
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,640
See the blonde over there?
345
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:30,184
I fucked her in '74.
346
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,435
Got me in the Mile High Club.
347
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,520
No plane.
348
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,480
- How is this low profile?
- I have fucked
349
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,565
or have been fucked
by 80% of these people.
350
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:40,152
There is not a pair of loose lips
in the bunch.
351
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,946
Not on their faces anyway.
352
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,906
But, yeah, listen, you know me,
353
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,408
I don't like to kiss and tell.
354
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,371
Oh, G-49.
355
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,997
- G-49.
- [clicks tongue]
356
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,208
Son of a whore.
357
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,459
I need B's.
358
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,253
Goldie.
359
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,004
Look at you!
360
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:03,467
Just as beautiful as that triple banger
we had in Marsha Mason's triple-banger.
361
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,929
There aren't enough rubbers on Earth
for me to fuck you again.
362
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,014
Just here to talk.
363
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:09,974
- She with you?
- [Kimiko] Kimiko.
364
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,101
Hi. Wow, uh, I'm a fan.
365
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,435
Big fan.
366
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,354
- Huge fan.
- Always knew
367
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,981
you had yellow fever.
368
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,566
Baby, I got all kinds of fever.
369
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,277
- I'm the United Colors of Fever.
- [Kimiko] I don't want to fuck him.
370
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,320
He is old and disgusting. [chuckles]
371
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,364
Okay, you know I can hear you
when you say that, right?
372
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,657
What the fuck do you want?
373
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,326
We need to talk to Bombsight.
374
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,578
- Get out.
- [The Legend] Goldie.
375
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,955
- Come on.
- Don't "Goldie" me.
376
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,832
You come in here and you bring him up?
377
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,458
Well, listen, there was a time
378
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:41,171
you and Bombsight were tighter
than Woody and Mia before Soon-Yi.
379
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,715
You must have a number at least.
380
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,799
Well, I don't.
381
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,050
Haven't seen him in years.
382
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,677
So kindly fuck off.
383
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,178
I have a game to win.
384
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,972
They bothering you, Goldie?
385
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,182
- No, we're not bothering anybody.
- [Golden Geisha] Yes,
386
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,642
- they really are.
- [Kimiko] We wouldn't be asking
387
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,893
if it wasn't important.
388
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,104
[The Legend] Okay! All right!
389
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,481
Take it easy there, Hot Flash.
390
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,066
[Kimiko] So Geisha told me
391
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,151
to eat her golden ass.
392
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:05,529
I dined at that establishment back in '78,
393
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,197
and the service was great.
394
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,282
[Butcher] The old bat's
395
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,451
nearly 80 and you can't make her talk?
396
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,912
We were surrounded. They might be old,
but they still have powers.
397
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,957
I didn't want to hurt
a bunch of old people.
398
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,043
[Butcher] Well,
that's just the thing, isn't it?
399
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,962
They aren't people, are they?
400
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,550
Look, if she won't get on board,
401
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,302
- we wait till she's alone.
- Yeah.
402
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,179
Asleep in her room. Nip in, grab her,
403
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,806
- chuck her in the van.
- Take her someplace quiet,
404
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,767
- make Bombsight come to us.
- [The Legend] No, no, no, no.
405
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,060
Absolutely not.
406
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,686
You lay a finger on Goldie,
407
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,063
Bombsight's never gonna help you.
408
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,147
Oh, bollocks.
409
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,774
As soon as he twigs she's in trouble,
410
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,150
- he'll come running.
- Those are my friends
411
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,943
in there. And I know you, Butcher.
412
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,404
Th-There's no way this doesn't end bloody.
413
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,031
A week from now,
414
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,116
all them geezers
415
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,619
will be pushing daisies anyway.
416
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,704
The fuck does that mean?
417
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,623
What did you...? Marvin,
418
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,500
talk some sense into him, would you?
419
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,960
Butcher's the only one
making any sense right now.
420
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,171
- [vehicle doors closing]
- What has happened to you, kid?
421
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,631
It's like you gone crazy.
422
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,591
The whole world's gone crazy.
423
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,801
I'm just catching up.
424
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,553
Go fuck yourself.
425
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,222
Go back to buttering popcorn.
426
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:16,267
Better than turning into whatever
the fuck you're turning into.
427
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,061
Pathetic.
428
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,941
Great news, my fellow eco-warriors.
429
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:27,444
{\an8}Vought Petroleum has
an all-new offshore pipeline in Alaska
430
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:31,407
{\an8}that will bring patriotic energy
independence to our proud nation.
431
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,492
{\an8}Isn't oil bad for the environment?
432
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,618
{\an8}[chuckles] No.
433
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,787
{\an8}Oil is all-natural and organic.
434
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,288
{\an8}It comes from the Earth.
435
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,832
{\an8}And if we don't use it,
436
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,751
{\an8}then all those dinosaurs
will have died for nothing.
437
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,964
And my coral friends just can't wait
to build their reefs on the new pipeline,
438
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,634
which will provide low-income housing
for our most vulnerable fish communities.
439
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:55,472
And, most importantly, I swam down there
and inspected the pipeline personally.
440
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,225
It's completely safe.
441
00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,812
And you have the Deep's Green Guarantee
on that one.
442
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,940
[urinating]
443
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,193
[zipper closes]
444
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,821
Okay.
445
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:11,864
Good to go.
446
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,657
Hey, do you think...
447
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,660
we could wait here for a few minutes?
448
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,164
- [Hughie] Okay, so that one?
- [Annie] Mm-hmm.
449
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,248
It's like a rabbit
450
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,083
- but it's got way too many feet.
- Really?
451
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,794
I see a frog eating a dick.
452
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,047
This is definitely in my top five.
453
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,675
Top five what?
454
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,052
Things to do with you.
455
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,888
You're saying that like...
456
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,308
this is the last time
we're gonna get to do this.
457
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,101
Hey.
458
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,395
Listen to me.
459
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,897
The guys are gonna find Bombsight,
460
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:45,981
they'll get the V1.
461
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,150
You're not dying.
462
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,905
We will have plenty of time
to look for filthy shapes in the clouds.
463
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,407
God, I don't know where it comes from.
464
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,950
This...
465
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,828
unshakeable hope.
466
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,166
Whenever I'd get upset as a kid,
467
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,336
which was a lot...
468
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,755
...my dad would always say,
469
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,383
"You know, son, life is
ten percent what happens to you
470
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:16,178
and 90% how you react."
471
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,263
And that was infuriating.
472
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,767
But then I spent a year
in an internment camp,
473
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,478
and I had no control over anything.
474
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,981
I'd just lay there at night, just...
475
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,484
...so fucking angry,
476
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,196
hearing my dad's voice in my head.
477
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,783
But then I finally understood
what he meant.
478
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,661
'Cause the only thing I had left was...
479
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:41,996
hope.
480
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:49,087
And it is really fucking hard
to hang on to, but I...
481
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,506
...I'm trying.
482
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,342
I think...
483
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,137
...you might be low-key
the strongest person I know.
484
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,889
- I'd prefer high-key...
- [chuckles]
485
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,141
...but thank you.
486
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,019
Mmm.
487
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,941
Look, it's-it's Big Bird eating a dick.
488
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,361
You see an unsettling amount
of dicks up there,
489
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,946
- I'm just saying.
- Mm-hmm.
490
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,240
[chuckles softly]
491
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:22,786
Why am I on a call sheet
for some church bullshit tomorrow?
492
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,329
Someone has to cover for Firecracker.
493
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,709
Unless you're too busy
helping Homelander find V1.
494
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,795
We're nowhere on the V1.
495
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,881
Huh. Really?
496
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,299
Nothing but dead ends.
497
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,467
Well, keep me posted.
498
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:40,012
Makeup is gonna need you in the chair
6:00 a.m.
499
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,389
They can feather my nut hair.
500
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,725
I'm busy tomorrow.
501
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,520
[door closes]
502
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,856
Holy fuck.
503
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:51,940
The inside of his head,
504
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,775
that was terrifying.
505
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,570
I'm not kidding.
I think I just shit Ashley's pants.
506
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,779
They have a lead on V1?
507
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,574
Yes. Some guy named Bombsight
who Soldier Boy hates.
508
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,951
Homelander has all of Crime Analytics
looking for him.
509
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,162
With orders not to tell you.
510
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,371
And where's Soldier Boy's head
in all this?
511
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,458
You were right. He's thinking
about helping Homelander.
512
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,293
Like, he-he's kind of proud of him
513
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,838
but h-he doesn't want him to know
that he's proud of him?
514
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,465
- So what's the plan?
- Don't worry.
515
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,800
Saw this coming a mile away.
516
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:19,928
It's handled.
517
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,473
By the morning, V1 will be toast.
518
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:25,891
Where are you going?
519
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,352
Got to cut my tracking chip out.
520
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,895
Never coming here again.
521
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,313
It's time for phase three.
522
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,981
- Wait, but what should I...
- [door opens]
523
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,526
A-Are you really just leaving me here?
524
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,948
Fuck.
525
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,951
[old-timey music playing]
526
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,953
What's got you looking blue, little lady?
527
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:50,958
Gee, Bombsight, it's just, Henry's
noticed that I've put on a few pounds.
528
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,501
Gettin' hefty, are you?
529
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:56,838
You must not be using
Vought Brand Weight Control Tablets.
530
00:20:56,839 --> 00:21:00,676
Just take one with breakfast,
or better yet, instead of breakfast!
531
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:05,305
Our patented methamphetamine formula
will melt away that ugly belly fat
532
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,016
and give you pep in your step.
533
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,227
[Mary-Beth] Thanks, Bombsight!
Henry will be thrilled!
534
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:12,063
[Bombsight] You bet he will.
535
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,193
Shit.
536
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,237
Hey, Goldie.
537
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,364
Night night.
538
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,283
[Golden Geisha sighs]
539
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,329
[grunting, panting]
540
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,003
[old-timey music continues]
541
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,089
[mysterious music playing]
542
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,843
♪ ♪
543
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,030
Not so fast, white man.
544
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,040
This one's for you, M.
545
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,500
Fuck you.
546
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,423
- [♪ Chic sings "Le Freak"]
- ♪ Ah, freak out ♪
547
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,258
♪ Le freak ♪
548
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,426
♪ c'est chic ♪
549
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,677
♪ Freak out ♪
550
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,263
[grunting]
551
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:32,976
♪ Have you heard about
the new dance craze? ♪
552
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:33,977
Stop.
553
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,897
♪ I'm sure you'll be amazed ♪
554
00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:38,482
♪ It's called Le Freak...
555
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,151
[screaming]
556
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,071
[choking]
557
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,531
♪ Ah, freak out ♪
558
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,365
No! You'll kill him!
559
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,284
♪ C'est chic, freak out ♪
560
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,079
[Kimiko cries out]
561
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:57,000
♪ Just come on down to the 54 ♪
562
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,711
♪ And find a spot out on the floor ♪
563
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,838
♪ Ah, freak out ♪
564
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,759
What is taking you so long-- Oh.
565
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,348
[groans]
566
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,067
[Soldier Boy] You sure
this is the right address?
567
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,194
[Homelander] I'm sure.
568
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:28,156
Well, there's no sign of Bombsight...
or fucking anyone.
569
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:31,202
Maybe Crime Analytics got a bad tip.
570
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,044
[moaning over video]
571
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,463
[Homelander] Come on, rub it.
Rub it with your stump.
572
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,215
Oh, yeah, just like that.
573
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:48,051
- [Stormfront speaking German]
- [Homelander] Oh...
574
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:51,304
- [Stormfront continues in German]
- [squishing]
575
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,598
[laptop closes]
576
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,642
What the fuck was that?
577
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,102
I can explain.
578
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,938
That was Clara.
You told me she killed herself.
579
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,732
She did.
After Ryan did that to her.
580
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,067
- It's his fault.
- So then, what,
581
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,527
you locked her in your apartment
582
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,571
- like some kind of amputee fuck doll?
- No.
583
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,865
- And filmed her for kicks?
- No. No. No!
584
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,159
It wasn't like that. I did...
585
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,786
I did everything I could
to-to keep her alive,
586
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,456
to-to make her happy-- [grunts]
587
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,500
[Homelander groans softly]
588
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,210
[sniffles] Just listen to me.
589
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:25,590
Okay, it wasn't all like... that.
590
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,179
I couldn't let her go.
591
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,931
I didn't know how.
592
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,186
Because I loved her.
593
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,772
And so did you.
594
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,484
You're goddamn right I loved her.
595
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,862
She wouldn't want us fighting over her--
596
00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,322
Don't fucking tell me what she would want.
597
00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:54,326
You knew her for five minutes,
I was with her for decades.
598
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,244
Hold-hold-hold on.
599
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,079
This-this is a setup.
600
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,749
Someone's trying to separate us.
601
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,584
This has been plan--
602
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:05,212
Fucking Sage.
603
00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:06,297
It's Sage.
604
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,798
You see?
605
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,383
She's trying to screw with us.
606
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:13,763
Oh, come on.
I can't find the V1 without you.
607
00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:23,773
Good.
608
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:28,653
You don't deserve to live forever.
609
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:37,870
[suspenseful music playing]
610
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:46,212
- [beeps]
- [sighs] Security cameras are looped.
611
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,390
[Annie] Who are they?
612
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,058
It's almost every psychic in the country.
613
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:03,062
What the fuck does Homelander
want with all of them?
614
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,065
[distant voices]
615
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:20,538
♪ ♪
616
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,459
[Annie] Oh, my God.
617
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,087
It's Firecracker.
618
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,301
[whispering] Jesus.
619
00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:37,972
I mean, it had to be Homelander, right?
620
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:44,019
You'd think I'd feel relieved,
but I just feel sad.
621
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:46,188
I mean, she's a human being.
622
00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,650
Maybe that's why Homelander killed her.
623
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,653
- [line rings]
- [modem trilling]
624
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,155
That a fuckin' fax machine?
625
00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:57,283
Yeah, it's the last of the numbers
she had for him.
626
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:02,704
Oi. 23 fucking numbers you had for
Bombsight, and they're all fucking shite?
627
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,749
Do you know how to delete them?
628
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,376
I was telling you the truth.
629
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:11,087
I have no idea where Bombsight is,
or how to reach him.
630
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,464
So just let me go.
631
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:15,301
Kimiko, keep an eye on her.
632
00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,266
Fuck do we do now?
633
00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,977
Fetch us some pliers
and put the screws to her.
634
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,522
She knows more than she's lettin' on.
635
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:31,274
Or she doesn't.
636
00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:34,361
I'm sorry,
but she's not that good of an actress.
637
00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:35,445
He's right.
638
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:41,034
Ooh, I know, the villain
switching sides in the final hour?
639
00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:43,411
What a twist, a shock that never happens.
640
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:46,706
But unclench those assholes, fellas.
I'm here to help.
641
00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,583
I'm a free agent now.
I came alone.
642
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,919
You can shoot me in the heart
whenever you like.
643
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,379
That's a good idea.
644
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:56,341
That would go against our mutual interest.
645
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,634
Which is?
646
00:27:57,635 --> 00:28:01,680
Stopping a petulant, laser-eyed narcissist
from also becoming immortal.
647
00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:05,975
I want him dead as much as you do.
648
00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:07,894
You spent the last couple of years
building Homelander up.
649
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:09,646
And now you want to tear him down?
650
00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:11,189
Why the fuck should we trust you?
651
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,650
You can't trust me.
Honestly, you shouldn't.
652
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,026
But you will.
653
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,528
And why would we do that?
654
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:20,615
I know Campbell and Starlight
are headed to plant your little virus.
655
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:23,618
You can trace anyone,
if you know what to look for.
656
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:27,038
And you baboons, you leave a trail
of banana peels wherever you go.
657
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:31,209
I could have stopped you,
I could have killed you, but I didn't.
658
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:36,297
That virus is gonna
wipe out the fuckin' lot of you.
659
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:40,635
And you don't strike me
as the suicide type.
660
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:43,596
I will be in my nice, quiet bunker,
reading Wittgenstein in peace.
661
00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:47,976
That is, unless that bleached blonde baby
662
00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:51,354
gets his hands on V1 and survives.
663
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:54,107
You must have realized by now
granny out there
664
00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:56,276
has no clue how to contact Bombsight.
665
00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:58,320
But I do.
666
00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:00,697
And I can get him here.
667
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:03,242
So, let me help.
668
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:11,833
Earlier today, there was a catastrophic
failure of a Vought Petroleum pipeline
669
00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:15,462
resulting in a significant amount
of crude oil spilling into the Bering Sea.
670
00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:17,046
[reporters clamoring]
671
00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:19,591
Sorry, I'm just shaking off a migraine.
672
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,342
But your mind is still an open book, Chad.
673
00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,803
Yes, the spill was larger
than Deepwater Horizon.
674
00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,096
- [reporters clamoring]
- Much larger.
675
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,932
No, Jimmy, we don't know
when the rupture will be sealed.
676
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,017
I'm hearing weeks, at least.
677
00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:31,769
And yes, this pipeline was Deep's baby.
678
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,439
Rest assured, he's got the situation
completely under control.
679
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,275
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
680
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,028
[gasps, groaning]
681
00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:42,990
[panting, groaning]
682
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,242
Jeremy? No!
683
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:49,078
No, no, no!
684
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,623
No. Jeremy.
685
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:55,001
No, no. No, no, no, no.
He's not breathing. No.
686
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,961
[muttering]
687
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,379
[grunting]
688
00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,923
Jeremy.
689
00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:01,090
[coughing]
690
00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:03,301
Jeremy? Can you hear me?
691
00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:06,012
[coughs] We know, Kevin.
692
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,639
We know it was you.
693
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,016
[dramatic music playing]
694
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,726
[gasps]
695
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:14,230
♪ ♪
696
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:29,369
Why are you so certain
Bombsight will come here?
697
00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,996
If I sent you a picture of Kimiko tied up,
698
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:35,917
you'd hop here as fast as
your froggy little legs could take you.
699
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:37,752
Park Geisha over there,
700
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,797
and keep an eye on her.
701
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,177
[wheelchair squeaking]
702
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:04,154
I wanted to say...
I'm very sorry about this.
703
00:31:07,408 --> 00:31:10,368
I watched every episode of
Undercover Geisha when I was a kid.
704
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:14,790
I loved it, even the parts that
were ridiculous, racist stereotypes.
705
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:19,753
It meant so much to see
someone who looked like me on TV.
706
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,009
We watched with Japanese subtitles.
It's how I learned English.
707
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:29,053
If you're such a big fan, let me go.
708
00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:31,556
Désolé, but we cannot.
709
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,267
Not until we get the V1
that Bombsight possesses.
710
00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:37,061
Wait, that's what you're after?
711
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:38,396
V1?
712
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:41,357
[laughing]
713
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,818
What-What's so funny?
714
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:46,654
I'll tell Bombsight
to just give it to you.
715
00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:48,657
I sure as hell don't want it.
716
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:54,579
He stole the V1 for you,
717
00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,832
so you two could be together forever.
718
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,547
But you didn't take it.
719
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:06,216
I said no.
720
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:08,886
Which is why he left.
721
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:14,850
I guess, for him,
watching me get old was too painful.
722
00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:20,689
I'm sorry, I do not understand.
Why won't you take it?
723
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:23,609
To live forever?
724
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:26,737
It'd be torture.
725
00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:30,156
[scoffs softly]
726
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:32,743
You're both so young.
You wouldn't understand.
727
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,037
Maybe I would.
728
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:43,795
Summer is only beautiful
729
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:46,048
when you know winter is coming.
730
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:52,346
[sentimental music playing]
731
00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:01,105
Is this how you feel?
732
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,238
Annie and I talked about it.
733
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:12,199
We'd have to...
734
00:33:18,414 --> 00:33:25,796
We'd have to watch you
and Hughie waste away.
735
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:31,676
Neither of us wants to die, but...
736
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:34,011
we don't want to be vampires, either.
737
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,098
♪ ♪
738
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,686
I'm sorry. I hadn't, um...
739
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,312
It's okay.
740
00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,816
We're both willing to do it anyway.
741
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:49,570
For you.
742
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,587
Jesus Christ.
743
00:34:07,588 --> 00:34:10,215
[Annie] Yeah, that's pretty much
what he was going for.
744
00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:16,012
- [bag unzipping]
- Do I even need to say be careful?
745
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:17,221
It's okay.
746
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,724
It won't go off until the timer does.
747
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:20,976
I think.
748
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:25,731
[Annie sighs]
749
00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:42,622
- [beeps]
- [Oh Father] Starlight...
750
00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:44,040
[door closes]
751
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:46,959
I was wondering who befouled
the security cameras.
752
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,211
Hi, Aaron.
753
00:34:48,212 --> 00:34:49,837
It's been a while.
754
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:54,675
The Lord is working in
His most mysterious ways this evening.
755
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:57,512
I didn't think I would ever see you
in a house of worship again.
756
00:34:57,513 --> 00:35:01,140
Yeah, well, I didn't think I would ever
see you meat-riding Homelander so hard,
757
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:04,477
but... I guess we're both
just full of surprises, aren't we?
758
00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:07,814
- I take it you're not here to repent.
- No.
759
00:35:07,815 --> 00:35:10,526
I'm here to... to talk sense
into an old friend.
760
00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:12,819
You did that for me, do you remember?
761
00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:14,278
When, um... [chuckles]
762
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:17,490
Alex and I were gonna get those matching
tattoos and you talked us out of it.
763
00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:19,784
A tramp stamp crucifix
is a bit of a mixed message.
764
00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:22,537
Especially on a shit-faced 15-year-old.
765
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:26,666
But if memory serves,
you weren't so grateful at the time.
766
00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:29,043
Yeah, you know, it's hard to hear
that you're making a mistake
767
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,505
you could regret for
the rest of your life.
768
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:37,134
But... I...
769
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,680
God, I wanted your approval
so badly back then.
770
00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:44,767
You know, you were like
a cool older brother that I never had.
771
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:48,063
And you weren't cynical, like Ezekiel.
772
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:53,402
You... you believed.
773
00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,529
I still do.
774
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:58,240
In Homelander?
775
00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:00,784
Come on, Aaron.
776
00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:04,412
You know, I started preaching
when I was nine years old,
777
00:36:04,413 --> 00:36:06,915
in that moldy tent in Greenwood.
778
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:09,917
And people would come and...
779
00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:13,045
beg me to pray for them,
780
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:15,214
heal their illness,
781
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:17,592
look after their children,
782
00:36:17,593 --> 00:36:19,219
get them a job.
783
00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:23,640
And I raised my hands in prayer
for each of them.
784
00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:26,393
Those prayers went unanswered.
785
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,646
Nobody was listening.
786
00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,607
God checked out.
787
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:35,651
Homelander is standing in front of us.
788
00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,695
He's not asking for blind faith.
789
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:40,823
And when I talk...
when I talk, he listens.
790
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:43,034
God is supposed to be selfless.
791
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,244
Okay? Homelander...
792
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:47,955
Homelander doesn't care about anyone
or anything outside of himself.
793
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:52,168
Maybe imperfect, but he...
he brought this church up out of ruin.
794
00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:55,171
He fights back against the secular forces
corrupting this nation.
795
00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:57,423
He killed Firecracker,
and you're delusional if you think
796
00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:58,841
he won't turn on you.
797
00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:02,053
Firecracker was a nonbeliever,
she brought his wrath upon herself.
798
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:06,308
I am not afraid to stand
before Homelander's judgment!
799
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,692
But you didn't sneak in here
to argue about dogma, did you?
800
00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:20,238
Oh, Annie, I am sorry.
801
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,076
I really did like you.
802
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:27,746
[muted screaming]
803
00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:29,998
[Annie groans]
804
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,001
[groaning]
805
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:38,632
[muted screaming]
806
00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:44,845
[high-pitched ringing]
807
00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:46,181
[groaning]
808
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,351
[Hughie] Stop.
809
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:53,021
You know what this is?
810
00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:56,608
I open it, you're dead in 30 seconds.
811
00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:02,613
So is Annie.
812
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,658
No.
813
00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:07,911
She already took the antidote.
814
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,915
You didn't go to all this trouble
just to waste that on me.
815
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,084
No...
816
00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:16,586
but I will.
817
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,133
Unless you let her go.
818
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,393
Don't be a stranger, Annie.
819
00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:34,438
Room for everyone in our flock.
820
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:44,488
[newsman] Authorities are calling it
the worst environmental disaster
821
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:45,906
- in U.S. history.
- [crying]
822
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:50,119
An estimated 2.5 million gallons
of crude oil have already spilled...
823
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,787
Plenty of fish in the sea, bro.
824
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:53,998
[laughing]
825
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:56,542
But most of them are fuckin' dead.
826
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:59,295
...Vought Petroleum promised
a thorough investigation...
827
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:01,756
You think a fish holocaust is funny, bro?
828
00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:05,051
Uh, yeah. Payback's a bitch, bitch.
829
00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:07,595
[panting]
What's that supposed to mean?
830
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:11,265
It means I flew up to Alaska,
swam down to your dumb pipeline
831
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,018
and punched a hole in it.
832
00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:15,269
It wasn't even that hard.
833
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,146
That shit is really poorly built.
834
00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:20,608
What? Why?
835
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:24,445
You killed Adam Bourke, so I killed
a bunch of porpoises or whatever.
836
00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:26,531
Now we're even steven.
837
00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:31,118
[muttering]
838
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:33,287
I killed one f... I killed one dude!
839
00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:35,664
You killed 1.4 billion fish, motherfucker!
840
00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:39,418
One human being who was
a national treasure, asshole.
841
00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:41,587
Not just some stupid fish.
842
00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,423
[breathing heavily]
843
00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:46,301
They were my friends.
844
00:39:48,512 --> 00:39:50,763
Sucks to suck, dipshit.
845
00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:53,558
[soundboard voice] Stop, loser,
bro-bro-bro!
846
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:57,103
[Black Noir] So let's record
this stupid fucking thing.
847
00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:59,606
[intense music playing]
848
00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:07,447
[grunting]
849
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,833
[yells]
850
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:21,168
[grunting]
851
00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:23,754
You were never my bro, bro.
852
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:24,965
[grunting]
853
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:32,681
[breathing heavily]
854
00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:41,523
No.
855
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:50,991
[exhales] Oh, God.
856
00:40:58,248 --> 00:40:59,541
Oh, God.
857
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:03,670
[door slams]
858
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:11,969
Hey. Some kid shit on the floor
in the men's room. Again.
859
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,472
[sighs] Terrific.
860
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,310
[laser blasting]
861
00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:20,478
[body thuds]
862
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:32,615
Bubelah. You might not remember,
but we actually met, back-back in the day.
863
00:41:32,616 --> 00:41:34,658
You must have been yay-high,
but you know what?
864
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,912
I-I saw greatness in you, even then.
865
00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:39,705
I don't remember that, Chet.
866
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,583
[scoffs] I did.
867
00:41:42,584 --> 00:41:44,919
- Um...
- Well,
868
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,171
we needed to talk in private.
869
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,881
Okay.
870
00:41:48,882 --> 00:41:54,053
I take it you saw the security footage
from the old folks' home.
871
00:41:54,054 --> 00:41:56,931
And you probably got
the very reasonable impression
872
00:41:56,932 --> 00:42:00,517
that I'm somehow working
with Butcher and them.
873
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,895
Uh, but honestly?
874
00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,480
Fuck those guys.
875
00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:07,441
Fuck 'em. I'm on your--
I'm on Team You, big guy.
876
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:11,528
And-and-and, I mean, I'll gladly
tell you any-anything you want to know.
877
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,657
[tense music playing]
878
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,036
Great.
879
00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:21,081
That's great.
880
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,002
[lighter flicks]
881
00:42:28,255 --> 00:42:29,964
{\an8}- Tell me somethin'.
- Hmm?
882
00:42:29,965 --> 00:42:31,215
You got all this figured out.
883
00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:35,135
But you still end up trapped in a bunker
eating canned tuna and Chef Boyardee?
884
00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:36,637
Ooh, Crunchwraps, please.
885
00:42:36,638 --> 00:42:40,099
And, uh, solitude...
886
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:42,434
is all I ever wanted.
887
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:44,728
Since way before
Homelander knocked on my door.
888
00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:48,440
It's... gonna be magnificent.
889
00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:50,025
You're fuckin' crazier than I thought.
890
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,402
And I thought you were fuckin' crazy.
891
00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:55,781
Sorry, are you not working day and night
to drop a genocidal virus?
892
00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:58,534
Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it.
893
00:42:58,535 --> 00:43:01,954
- I just gotta do it.
- Don't pretend you're better than me.
894
00:43:01,955 --> 00:43:04,665
Enjoy it, don't enjoy it...
895
00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:06,584
it's still mass murder.
896
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:09,838
Least I'm honest about it.
897
00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:22,392
[rumbling]
898
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,316
- Right on cue.
- [whooshing]
899
00:43:36,448 --> 00:43:38,450
[dramatic music playing]
900
00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:45,497
Oi, Bombsight, glad you could pop in.
901
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:47,374
Get the fuck away from her.
902
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,710
Lookin' pretty spry
for a hundred years old.
903
00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:52,046
When you blow your load,
is it just a puff of dust?
904
00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:53,380
[Bombsight] You motherfuckers,
905
00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:55,591
I'm going to rip
every one of you to pieces.
906
00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:57,177
Try it.
907
00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:02,515
And you'll be wiping your better half's
better half off your fucking face.
908
00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:10,230
Now, how's about we just cool our jets
909
00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:15,195
and you and I have a little chin wag
like proper gentlemen.
910
00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:24,579
- [Homelander sighs]
- [The Legend] Okay. Um...
911
00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,624
- No one here.
- I grant you,
912
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:30,167
it-it looks like that, yeah.
913
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:33,837
But this-this is their hideout,
so I'm sure there's plenty of clues
914
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,172
- all over here.
- Oh, come on.
915
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:37,341
- Here you go.
- [sighs]
916
00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:39,051
Oh, no, well, this is nothing,
917
00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:41,470
but, you know, they have to
have left something behind.
918
00:44:41,471 --> 00:44:42,555
You know?
919
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:46,476
Hmm.
920
00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:50,313
It's not nothing.
921
00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,107
It's a Taco Bell receipt.
922
00:44:53,108 --> 00:44:54,900
No. This is Sage!
923
00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:56,360
Taunting me.
924
00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:57,529
Okay.
925
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:02,700
[Homelander laughing]
926
00:45:07,956 --> 00:45:10,959
This makes no sense.
This makes no sense.
927
00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:15,170
This makes no sense. [laughs]
928
00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:18,632
You... you said I would get the V1.
929
00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:21,009
You said I'd be a god.
930
00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:23,637
Did I do something wrong? Did I fail you?
931
00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:25,889
I did everything you asked me to.
932
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,434
I gave my boy up.
933
00:45:28,518 --> 00:45:31,061
Please don't leave me here to just rot.
934
00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:35,233
Don't-- Just let me
become nothing, like him?
935
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,277
[sighs]
936
00:45:38,278 --> 00:45:39,779
Please.
937
00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:44,324
Got to assume...
938
00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:48,787
the only reason
you're saying all this stuff is you're...
939
00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:51,791
you're not gonna let me
walk out of here alive. Are you?
940
00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:54,793
Yeah.
941
00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:56,129
Okay.
942
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:58,756
Yeah.
943
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:04,261
All right, look, kid,
944
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:07,724
I-I-I've been around a long time, and I...
945
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,352
This is just how it goes.
946
00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:15,606
You know, all those old Supes at the home,
947
00:46:15,607 --> 00:46:17,816
every one of them had their moment
in the sun,
948
00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:20,360
and they all thought
it was gonna go on forever.
949
00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:24,324
And every one of them got shoved out
at the end.
950
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:28,244
They all got shoved out. All of them.
951
00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:31,498
And I know what I'm talking about.
952
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,918
I did the shoving.
953
00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:38,045
I mean, look at Goldie.
954
00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:42,174
One minute she's on the set
of Undercover Geisha
955
00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:44,426
getting finger-popped by Lorenzo Lamas,
956
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:47,054
the next she's shilling
for VoughtAlert necklaces
957
00:46:47,055 --> 00:46:49,807
and Activia poop-yogurt.
958
00:46:50,517 --> 00:46:52,434
Geisha sells VoughtAlert necklaces?
959
00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:54,562
Guess you don't
watch your own news channel?
960
00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:59,900
Point is, look, there comes a day
I got shoved out, too.
961
00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:02,694
Never saw it coming,
did not see that coming.
962
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,363
And I fought it like hell,
963
00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:07,534
but in the end, bupkis.
964
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:12,079
There's a natural order to things,
965
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,958
and the more you fight the inevitable,
966
00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:20,255
the more the inevitable just
cunt-punts you.
967
00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:25,176
Yep.
968
00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:33,016
You're not scared of me.
969
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:36,562
No, I'm not scared of you. I...
970
00:47:36,563 --> 00:47:38,022
I feel for you, kid.
971
00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:39,941
I do.
972
00:47:41,568 --> 00:47:43,319
You're a fuckin' whack-job.
973
00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:48,740
But, you know, that's talent, so...
974
00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:51,119
no surprise there.
975
00:47:54,664 --> 00:47:56,541
So, there you go.
976
00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,586
Do what you gotta do.
977
00:48:01,421 --> 00:48:02,463
[The Legend sighs]
978
00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,427
You can go.
979
00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:11,847
- I can go?
- Leave.
980
00:48:11,848 --> 00:48:13,223
No words. Just go.
981
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,391
Now. Go.
982
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,978
- Now!
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
983
00:48:26,613 --> 00:48:27,697
[phone clicks]
984
00:48:30,450 --> 00:48:34,244
[line ringing]
985
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:35,787
[man] How can I help you, sir?
986
00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:38,750
I need the tracking coordinates
for a VoughtAlert necklace.
987
00:48:40,168 --> 00:48:42,170
[uneasy music playing]
988
00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,258
[Mother's Milk] Look,
all we're after is the V1.
989
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:51,721
You hand that over
and we all go home happy.
990
00:48:55,475 --> 00:48:56,976
I can't.
991
00:48:57,894 --> 00:48:58,935
- Robbie...
- No.
992
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,854
You'll change your mind.
993
00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:03,815
I've watched enough friends
get old and die to know,
994
00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:05,317
you'll change your mind.
995
00:49:05,318 --> 00:49:06,444
I'm sorry.
996
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,446
But I won't.
997
00:49:11,074 --> 00:49:13,576
That doesn't mean we can't be together.
998
00:49:14,661 --> 00:49:18,081
We've wasted years already.
999
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:28,382
If I gave it to you,
what would you do with it?
1000
00:49:28,383 --> 00:49:29,550
We will destroy it.
1001
00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:32,011
She is right.
1002
00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:36,641
It is a curse.
1003
00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:42,229
- No.
- [Butcher] Listen, mate.
1004
00:49:42,230 --> 00:49:45,816
You can sort things out
with the missus later,
1005
00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:48,360
but you ain't
leaving here with that shite.
1006
00:49:48,361 --> 00:49:50,320
You think I'm stupid enough
to bring it with me?
1007
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,280
[Sage] You're exactly that stupid.
1008
00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:55,450
You thought Geisha's life was in danger,
you brought the V1 to save her.
1009
00:49:55,451 --> 00:49:57,245
It's the bulge in your left pocket.
1010
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:03,126
Hmm.
1011
00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:13,261
[grunting]
1012
00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:15,054
[Kimiko] Hey.
1013
00:50:25,982 --> 00:50:28,860
- [straining]
- Robbie, just give him what he wants.
1014
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,663
[exciting music playing]
1015
00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:46,335
[bullets ricocheting]
1016
00:50:47,754 --> 00:50:49,380
- Fuck.
- Let's go.
1017
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,228
Please, don't.
1018
00:51:05,813 --> 00:51:07,063
They kidnapped you.
1019
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:10,234
I don't want anyone else
to get hurt because of me.
1020
00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:18,701
[grunts]
1021
00:51:27,168 --> 00:51:28,293
Hiya, Robbie.
1022
00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:29,669
Ben.
1023
00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:31,839
- The fuck is he doing here?
- I texted him.
1024
00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:33,840
He's here to help.
1025
00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:36,510
- We don't need that motherfucker's help.
- Those two crackers
1026
00:51:36,511 --> 00:51:39,304
have been at each other's throats
for 80 years.
1027
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:41,933
It's their bone,
let the old dogs fight over it.
1028
00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:48,104
You know how long I've wanted
to smash in that pretty face?
1029
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,650
Buddy, the Queen sat on this face.
1030
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,153
It's a national fucking treasure.
1031
00:51:57,615 --> 00:52:00,159
[grunting]
1032
00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:04,830
Why the fuck do you trust him?
1033
00:52:04,831 --> 00:52:07,415
There's no one who hates
Homelander more right now.
1034
00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:08,458
How could you be sure?
1035
00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:11,127
Because people are fucking predictable.
1036
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,047
[blows landing]
1037
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:20,763
[grunts]
1038
00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:26,477
Oh, goddamn it.
1039
00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:34,777
♪ ♪
1040
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,447
Fuck.
1041
00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:56,798
Ooh.
1042
00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:58,425
[straining]
1043
00:52:58,426 --> 00:53:00,636
♪ ♪
1044
00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:22,742
[groaning]
1045
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,828
Goddamn it, I hate flying.
1046
00:53:33,461 --> 00:53:36,755
Tough skin or not,
I can still break your fucking neck.
1047
00:53:36,756 --> 00:53:38,840
Ben, stop.
1048
00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:40,134
Please.
1049
00:53:46,474 --> 00:53:47,808
Goddamn it.
1050
00:53:57,151 --> 00:53:59,569
- I can't give it to you.
- Goldie doesn't even want to take it.
1051
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,321
Then maybe someday
I'll find someone who will.
1052
00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:03,783
You were always gonna fuck it up
with Goldie anyway.
1053
00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:06,534
You could never hold down a girl.
1054
00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,787
It was either a smack needle
up your dick or--
1055
00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:11,040
Having to stand next to you?
1056
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,918
You were everyone's favorite
from the start.
1057
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:16,671
Especially Clara.
1058
00:54:17,797 --> 00:54:20,882
Everything they wanted us to be,
everything they were working towards,
1059
00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,593
they saw it in you.
1060
00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:26,138
I fucking hated you for it.
1061
00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:29,266
No.
1062
00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,561
No, I wasn't everything Clara wanted.
1063
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:36,774
I didn't know how to be.
1064
00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:39,235
But you loved her.
1065
00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:46,993
What wouldn't you give
to have her back... forever?
1066
00:54:50,413 --> 00:54:51,997
I really fucking hate you.
1067
00:54:51,998 --> 00:54:53,332
No shit.
1068
00:54:55,001 --> 00:54:56,794
But we don't have to kill each other.
1069
00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:01,172
I can take away your immortality.
1070
00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:02,883
And your powers.
1071
00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:05,844
You won't have to live forever alone.
1072
00:55:05,845 --> 00:55:11,726
Then you and Goldie can spend whatever
time you have left like you want.
1073
00:55:14,395 --> 00:55:16,312
Why would you do that for me?
1074
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,025
[clicks tongue]
I'd do it for the V1.
1075
00:55:22,111 --> 00:55:24,280
[pensive music playing]
1076
00:55:30,453 --> 00:55:32,455
♪ ♪
1077
00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:59,899
[pulsing music playing]
1078
00:56:04,195 --> 00:56:06,821
♪ ♪
1079
00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:08,615
The fuck is that?
1080
00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:11,994
[explosive whooshing]
1081
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:15,288
Come on.
1082
00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:16,665
[coughs]
1083
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:36,227
This is the first time
I've seen my blood in...
1084
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,689
I can't remember.
1085
00:56:45,361 --> 00:56:46,487
[whooshing]
1086
00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:49,990
[ominous music playing]
1087
00:57:09,218 --> 00:57:10,301
[Homelander] Don't.
1088
00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:12,555
I don't want to fight you.
1089
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:22,564
You know,
Clara used to say the craziest shit.
1090
00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:26,025
That I was the strongest Supe alive,
1091
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:29,446
the "ultimate expression"
of what we could be.
1092
00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:34,285
But she was wrong.
1093
00:57:38,539 --> 00:57:40,624
She hadn't met you yet.
1094
00:57:47,548 --> 00:57:49,550
[eerie music playing]
1095
00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:56,223
No.
1096
00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:06,733
I don't understand.
He wasn't supposed to...
1097
00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:08,068
It's impossible.
1098
00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:11,488
But you hate me.
1099
00:58:13,032 --> 00:58:14,366
I love her more.
1100
00:58:17,453 --> 00:58:19,330
And this is what she would want.
1101
00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:41,352
[ominous music playing]
1102
00:58:45,648 --> 00:58:50,069
[groaning]
1103
00:58:50,945 --> 00:58:53,739
[yelling]
1104
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,283
Run.
1105
00:58:57,284 --> 00:59:00,955
[yelling]
1106
00:59:02,498 --> 00:59:04,500
[atmospheric music playing]
1107
00:59:33,529 --> 00:59:35,531
♪ ♪
1108
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,562
♪ ♪
1109
01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:31,003
♪ ♪
1110
01:01:02,785 --> 01:01:04,370
♪ ♪