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I'll fucking kill you.
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- [grunting]
- [intense music playing]
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[yelling]
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[Butcher] I got you something.
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[Ryan] Terror!
Does he still hump everything?
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[Butcher] He does his best.
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My grandma was diagnosed with leukemia.
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I discovered a cure.
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They laughed at me.
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Fuck them all.
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[Firecracker] Heavens to Betsy!
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What's that smell? It's Soldier Boy.
I can smell him all over you.
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- Where's Noir?
- He just disappears every afternoon.
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Won't say where he's going.
Won't say shit.
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- I trusted you.
- [Deep] Are you still butthurt
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- about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
- [Black Noir] I thought we were friends.
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I needed a win from Homelander,
Edgar was it.
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If we get the V1 first,
we save Annie, we save Kimiko.
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If Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
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[Butcher] A punch like
a bleeding sledgehammer
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and a taste for fucking smack.
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Bombsight.
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[Soldier Boy] Enriched uranium.
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Good luck getting out of a Supe-proof cell
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while you're bleeding out of your ass.
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The V1 wasn't here.
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Just fucking do it already.
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[Homelander] I was visited by an angel.
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Today, we commit ourselves
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to a divine rebranding.
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I am the Messiah.
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The Democratic Church of America!
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[congregation chanting] Homelander!
Homelander!
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{\an8}[inspirational music playing]
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{\an8}[narrator] They're up before dawn.
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{\an8}They got a thousand
heads of cattle to herd.
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It's hard work and strong coffee.
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Old leather saddles
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and the worn stock of a trusty Remington.
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And when the sun finally rises
over the range,
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the cowboys know
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America is God's country
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and Americans, God's chosen people.
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{\an8}So shouldn't we have
our own church for Americans
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{\an8}with American grit and American values?
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{\an8}Founded by the greatest American
of us all?
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{\an8}A true American prophet?
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Come home to the
Democratic Church of America.
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Come home to Homelander.
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Already, the campaign's Aided Awareness
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outpaces the norm by plus-22 points,
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led by white men and women,
ages 36 to 54 and 55 to 72.
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We are also seeing massive growth
on the ground level.
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Yeah? 'Cause I'm seeing
massive growth myself.
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Church attendance is up,
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and our online donation CTR is at 44%.
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That's a new record. Amen.
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Amen.
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Next up is a 500 million ad blitz
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with OOH, e-blasts, print and digital.
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Ain't nobody won't know about
the Democratic Church of America
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and its chosen prophet.
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[sighs]
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Prophets are servants.
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Of course.
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Sir, great point.
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We're just trying to ease people into it.
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No, no, no. We need to prepare America
for my ascension.
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- We must be honest. We must be direct.
- [claps hands]
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- I like "savior."
- [Firecracker] Mm.
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Or-or--
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Lord.
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Yes, I couldn't agree more, sir.
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- [Homelander] Mm.
- Religion is not about being meek.
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We should dominate
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the seven mountains of society,
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bring the Kingdom of Heaven to Earth.
Amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen. I love all that.
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So fucking dope.
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[Oh Father] Easter
is just around the corner.
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How perfect would it be
for your second coming
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to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection?
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Mm. Second coming?
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Let's be clear, I am not the son of God.
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Yeah, well, of course.
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Many people believe that Jesus
is both God incarnate and the son.
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Well, that's just confusing.
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I don't want my church
getting involved in all... that.
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[Firecracker] Exactly.
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Besides, if we pull up our timeline,
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you won't have...
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this.
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[hopeful music playing]
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[Homelander gasps]
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We're gonna drag our feet
because of a book?
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Not a book.
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The book.
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The Homelander Bible.
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Heavy.
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[quietly] What the fuck?
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It's got the Old Testament,
the New Testament,
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and the Brand New American Testament,
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written by A.I. trained on the works
of Pat Robertson.
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See, we need to pass the torch, sir,
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from Jesus to you.
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Sir, we don't get more than one chance
at a first impression.
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Are we really gonna rush
something this important?
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- We ain't Arby's, after all.
- No.
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We're the Cheesecake Factory.
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[sighs] Okay.
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We'll do it your way.
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Thank you.
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You do realize
this kind of sudden religious upheaval
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is likely to generate
widespread civil unrest?
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[Firecracker] Local law
should be able to handle the suburbs,
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but we could use extra hands
in major metros.
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Oh, let's recall all Supes
stationed overseas.
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American heroes should be
protecting America,
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- not Who-Gives-A-Fuckistan.
- Great idea.
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- [laughs]
- [phone vibrating]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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- Something wrong?
- Everything's peachy.
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[siren wailing in distance]
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[Reverend Dupree] Well, I can see why
they call this the city that never sleeps.
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How could you with all that racket?
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- You get used to it.
- You seem to have.
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City life seems to suit you.
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I guess.
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I was surprised you called, Reverend.
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Well, I was surprised you answered.
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It's been a while,
and, uh, I said things I regret.
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We both did.
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You remember when you used to
stop by the church after school?
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Use your powers
to light our candles? [laughs]
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I remember staying for supper.
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Oh, man, those Fish Fry Fridays.
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I never liked eating alone.
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Or were you making sure
I got at least one hot square a day?
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Reverend, is something the matter?
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I'm embarrassed to bug you
with all of this, but, um,
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the last couple of weeks have been rough.
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We've been bleeding congregants
to the Democratic Church of America,
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and what folks are sticking around,
they're scared.
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- Why?
- 'Cause last Sunday, somebody, um,
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melted our stained glass window of Mary.
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- Melted it?
- Mm-hmm.
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It was our local Supe, Praying Mantis.
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He sprayed acid out of his butt.
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- I mean, his... his glands, his whatever.
- Yeah.
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- I know him.
- It was a message.
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I called the sheriff. I called the mayor.
I called half of Florida.
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You're all I got left.
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[sighs]
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Reverend, I don't know what I could do.
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[Reverend Dupree] Well,
you got to be able to do something.
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You're Homelander's right hand.
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Homelander's not too keen
on being challenged.
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Why not just pay
the franchise fee and join?
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Honey, we can barely afford
to pay our water bill.
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Besides, the Democratic Church of America?
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God does not favor
one nation over another.
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- Doesn't he, though? [chuckles]
- No.
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Name one way God's ever blessed Canada.
[chuckles]
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Just 'cause Homelander tells you
that the sky is red does not make it so.
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You still have that, uh,
that Jesus action figure?
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[Firecracker laughs]
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I'm surprised you remember that.
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How could I forget it? You carried it
with you everywhere you went.
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- [laughs]
- You almost wore the face off the thing.
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Do you still carry him?
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[gentle music playing]
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It's complicated.
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No, it's... I don't think it is.
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Homelander is a... he's a great American.
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He can stop bullets, he can fly,
and do amazing things.
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Those aren't miracles.
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And he is not God.
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If you're the same Misty Tucker Gray
that I taught the Bible to over fish,
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I think you know it, too.
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[groaning]
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[pants]
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[grunting]
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We ain't doing that again.
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[laughs] That's what you said
the last six times.
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No, I really mean it this time.
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[sighs]
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You seem a little out of it. Did you nut?
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'Cause usually you nut.
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[sighs]
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Were you baptized?
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Yeah, in front of half of Chestnut Hill.
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Governor Sproul did the honors.
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My family kept up appearances, of course.
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Then we never set foot in church again.
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I had lunch today with
the reverend who baptized me.
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He's been getting heat
to switch over to our church.
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You think Homelander might be open
to going easy on him?
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Just... give him a little more time?
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I wouldn't ask if it was just anybody,
but that man practically raised me.
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So you didn't nut?
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You know, this whole
Homelander as God shit, it's...
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it's fucking ridiculous.
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Really? You think so?
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If he's the second coming,
then what does that make me? Joseph?
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I mean, talk about
the biggest cuck in history.
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Man trades his best cow
to bag some hot-ass virgin,
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and then God comes and squirts
his baby gravy up her meat wallet.
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Fuck that.
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I guess I've been struggling
with where to place
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Homelander in my heart
in relation to Jesus and the Lord.
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Okay.
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Of course I worship Homelander.
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I mean, he's always been a god to me.
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Look, I'll tell you this.
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If there is a God...
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...sure as hell
didn't come out of my balls.
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- I got to go.
- Where you off to?
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L.A.
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I fucking hate L.A.
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[knock on door]
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[Firecracker] Homelander?
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Homelander?
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[soft whoosh]
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Hello?
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Does Homelander know you're here?
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Yeah, of course.
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Some of our church's followers
generously donated their milk
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for our savior's sustenance.
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I mean, he got to get this liquid gold
from somewhere, am I right? [laughing]
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You need something?
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Where's Homelander?
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Oh, uh, he didn't tell you?
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Yeah, he had to fly off to L.A.
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Strange he didn't mention anything.
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Well, I've been real busy
working for his glory,
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so not much time for chitchat.
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Of course.
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Look at us, a regular Peter and John,
just bearing witness
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- and spreading the gospel.
- [sighs]
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A real blessing.
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- Amen. A real...
- Amen.
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- ...blessing.
- Oh, uh, by the way,
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after our meeting, I checked in
on the timeline of that Homelander Bible,
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and, uh, the printers were happy
to rush it to make Easter.
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Well, ain't you full of get-up-and-go.
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Thing is, they said it wasn't a problem.
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So, I wondered why you were so bent
on holding it up.
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I wasn't.
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See, I just wanted to make sure
everything was just right.
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Listen, if you are ever
feeling any doubts,
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come to me.
253
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I can be a warm shoulder
and a friendly ear.
254
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,315
Well, bless your heart.
255
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,317
[unsettling music playing]
256
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,446
I'll do that.
257
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:22,032
What'd you want to talk
to Homelander about?
258
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,409
Maybe I can help.
259
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,371
That is so kind of you.
260
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,124
But it wasn't important.
261
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,424
[knock on door]
262
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,427
What's up?
263
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,012
Um...
264
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,639
Got a tip from our southeast stringer.
265
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,477
Praying Mantis raided
half a dozen churches in Daytona.
266
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Was one of 'em Holy Baptist?
267
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:57,776
The man upstairs wants us-- you--
to run with it top of show.
268
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:01,989
He thinks with it being your home church
and all, it'll make a strong statement.
269
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,075
So I'll have Chris load the new graphics?
270
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,827
I got to finish getting ready.
271
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[somber music playing]
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{\an8}- [rock music playing]
- ♪ USA... ♪
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{\an8}Welcome to Truthbomb.
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{\an8}Our top story tonight's a personal one.
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It's the story of my hometown church,
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Holy Baptist of Daytona.
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It was the church I grew up in.
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Sang my hymns from the pews there
every Sunday.
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But that church...
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That church...
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That church...
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...has become
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a hotbed of Starlighter infestation.
284
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{\an8}And my old pastor,
285
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{\an8}Reverend Greg Dupree, has been infected
286
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,762
{\an8}by Starlight's seditious propaganda.
287
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,599
Now...
288
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,852
...I never told a soul this,
289
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:19,651
but when I was a little girl, the reverend
regularly had me over for supper.
290
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:21,695
{\an8}Alone.
291
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:23,862
No.
292
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,323
Nothing ever happened to me, but...
293
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,075
[sighs]
294
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:33,622
I heard stories
about his "Fish Fry Fridays."
295
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,626
And if that ain't code for child grooming,
296
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,005
I don't know what is.
297
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,674
{\an8}How much longer
298
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:48,220
{\an8}are we gonna let
these institutional pedo churches
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{\an8}diddle our babies?
300
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,936
{\an8}Americans deserve better.
301
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:01,901
{\an8}They deserve... Homelander.
302
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,779
{\an8}They deserve
303
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:09,784
{\an8}the Democratic Church of America.
304
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,372
[unsettling music playing]
305
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,588
[phone vibrates]
306
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,214
[unsettling music playing]
307
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,008
Something wrong?
308
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,969
Everything's peachy.
309
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,515
- Would you like some knee pads?
- I'm sorry?
310
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,894
You're looking at me
like you want to suck my hog.
311
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,897
So I'm asking if you would like
some knee pads.
312
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,106
[stammers]
313
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,566
[Homelander] Take it easy
on the little guy.
314
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,109
He brought me Stan Edgar.
315
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,737
[knuckles crack]
316
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,365
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
317
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,784
[dramatic music playing]
318
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,164
[lighthearted music playing]
319
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:14,139
Barry Gibb. B.G.
There's no Bee Gees without me.
320
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,974
B.G. means the "Brothers Gibb."
321
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,268
What, you think that falsetto
makes you boss?
322
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,897
I think Saturday Night Fever
going platinum 16 times makes me boss.
323
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,482
We made that album together.
324
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,818
You're nothing without me and Maurice.
325
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,945
Don't you dare bring Maurice into this!
326
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,238
[scoffs]
327
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,700
I don't know. It feels inauthentic
for Barry to move like this.
328
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,910
[Adam] Oh, yeah?
329
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,746
In what way?
330
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:41,417
Egomaniacs like Barry
are-are really just insecure.
331
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,919
I think he's threatened by Robin's talent.
332
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:48,216
So, maybe he, uh, expresses that
by doing a barrel roll instead?
333
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,887
Never mind. Sorry, I broke character.
I didn't mean to--
334
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,764
Yeah.
335
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,434
You need to apologize all right.
336
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,353
For being a fucking genius.
337
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,732
Are you fucking kidding me? A barrel roll?
338
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,359
Holy shit.
339
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,153
It's brilliant.
340
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:12,114
Justin, I don't know who you are,
341
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,366
or where you came from,
or anything about you,
342
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,619
but, my God, if you are not
a fucking talent.
343
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,830
- Wow, thank you.
- No.
344
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,082
Thank you.
345
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,834
Let's take ten, everybody.
346
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,212
- [siren wailing in distance]
- [Adam sighs]
347
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,673
All right.
348
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,718
- Lay it on me, Justin.
- What do you mean?
349
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,637
You're acting up there. Stop acting.
350
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,431
Stop acting.
351
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:41,435
Don't act. Don't.
352
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,730
Because I don't need an actor.
353
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,231
I need Barry Gibb.
354
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,358
You're right, boss. I'm sorry.
355
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,278
My process has been all over the map.
I just...
356
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,946
This scene hits a little close to home.
357
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,114
[sighs]
358
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,617
All right, let me guess.
The egomaniac we're talking about,
359
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,160
that's someone in your life?
360
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,411
Someone I work with.
361
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,080
In my... day job.
362
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,165
All right. What are you doing? So quit.
363
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,834
There's no way this gig is more important
than the fucking theater.
364
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,169
I thought this guy was my brother,
365
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,881
but he straight-up hijacked something
I did and took all the credit for it.
366
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,342
All right.
367
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,846
I've been trying to keep this
on the D.L., but...
368
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,556
in addition to my theater work,
369
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,351
I also happen to be
a massive feature director.
370
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,019
Four Saturn Awards to prove it.
371
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,772
So, I was working on this little film,
I don't know, you may have heard of it,
372
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,690
called Dawn of the Seven.
373
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,777
Billion dollar gross, but who's counting.
374
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:35,155
There was this fucking guy, the Deep,
375
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:40,035
he just kept upstaging everyone
with his trite, shitty improvs.
376
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,745
I heard he's a real baby.
377
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,915
He is a Jared Leto-level baby bitch.
378
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:48,335
But you got to put people like that
in their place, right?
379
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:52,256
So, whoever is upstaging you,
you fucking upstage them right back.
380
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,757
- Okay?
- Yeah.
381
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,842
All right.
382
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,260
You got this, bubbeleh.
383
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,470
[lighthearted music playing]
384
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,139
[computer voice]
Testing. Testing. Bitch. Bitch.
385
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,933
- So great you're here, bro.
- Alpha. Sigma. Beta.
386
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,770
Yes, well, we need to meet young men
where they are
387
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,565
if we plan to usher them
into the fold of our Lord.
388
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,858
Mm. Totes McGotes.
389
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,402
So, listen, you know, I've got some ideas
390
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:16,238
about how to take this whole
church thing to the next level.
391
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:17,322
Oh, yeah?
392
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,660
So you know how communion wafers
taste like dried shit?
393
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,454
What if they were Nilla wafers instead.
394
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,956
Ah?
395
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,667
Oh, yeah, and if you could
throw in a commandment
396
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,796
about how it's not cool
to try and bone another bro's girl.
397
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,966
We have that. That already exists.
398
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,093
Great minds then, eh? [laughs]
399
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,178
Point is, me and Homelander,
we go way back.
400
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,680
I know what he likes, doesn't like,
401
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,057
so you ever want to bounce
some ideas back--
402
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,309
Don't listen to him, bro.
403
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,853
Oh, shit!
404
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,062
He talks.
405
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,231
- No, he does not.
- He's not trying to help you.
406
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,691
He's like those fish who suck on whales.
407
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,568
[scoffs] You talking about a suckerfish?
408
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:58,989
He latches onto every new Supe--
Starlight, me, Sage.
409
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:02,451
He pretends he's the guy,
but he's not the guy. He's a joke.
410
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:06,496
That smell on his breath? It's because
he's been clam diving, on clams.
411
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,415
What? I have not done that.
412
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,792
- I have definitely never done that.
- [Black Noir] Look, if you
413
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:14,004
really want to impress Homelander,
bring me onstage for Easter.
414
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,340
Homelander can heal me.
I'll get my voice back.
415
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,967
And then, I'll fly.
416
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,762
- You know I can fly, right?
- That's so fucking stupid, bro!
417
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,848
Well, now, I'm gonna have to run this
by Homelander, but, uh,
418
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,433
an honest to God faith healing?
419
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,269
That's like a nine-point bump
with Pentecostals right there.
420
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,315
[laughs] Goddamn.
421
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,195
[lighthearted music playing]
422
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,499
[Adam] There's my guy.
423
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,460
Little pep in the step, huh?
424
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:58,131
Sir, I did what you said,
and I upstaged that fuckhead at work.
425
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,508
I'm proud of you.
426
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:02,886
Now, that's exactly how I handled
that motherfucker Paul Rudd.
427
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,179
He's not who you think he is.
428
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,639
I appreciate the help, boss.
429
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,349
[stammers, chuckles]
430
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,600
Oh, my God, kid. You know what?
431
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,186
Keep this between us,
but you know Vought Studios
432
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,981
hung me out to dry
after they shelved Training A-Train?
433
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,607
- [grunts softly]
- Oh, yeah.
434
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,610
And at first,
I drowned my sorrows in crack,
435
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:22,531
nitrous, huffing glue, huffing paint,
paint thinners, cough medicine, guns,
436
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,074
high-risk sex, codeine.
437
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,952
Do you ever fuck on codeine?
438
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,286
[sighs]
439
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,913
But that's not the answer.
440
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,207
[gentle music playing]
441
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,835
This play.
442
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,586
It saved me.
443
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,255
You saved me.
444
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,257
Wow. Thank you.
445
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:43,385
No. Kid, thank you.
446
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:45,054
'Cause I got some big news.
447
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,139
We're going to Broadway.
448
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,725
[laughs] Yes.
No more mindless studio bullshit.
449
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,436
I can finally be the artist
I always dreamed of, and you...
450
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:56,148
Kid, you have no idea,
but you're gonna be a fucking star.
451
00:21:56,149 --> 00:22:00,820
So, you ditch that office gig 'cause
you and I, we are gonna save the world.
452
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,447
With our talent.
453
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,283
Oh, my God. You have no idea
how much this means to me!
454
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:09,454
[chuckles, grunts] I love you, kid.
455
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,291
You start your vocal warm-ups.
456
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,418
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna drop a deuce.
457
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,087
Okay.
458
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,674
[water splashes]
459
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,760
Fucking Tony Gilroy.
460
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:27,472
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [water bubbling]
461
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,266
- [squelching]
- [screaming]
462
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,268
[screeching]
463
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,644
Oh, my God!
464
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,272
- [intense music playing]
- [screaming]
465
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,025
[Black Noir] Adam?
466
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,235
Holy shit.
467
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,695
Get it out!
468
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,491
- [screaming]
- [screeching]
469
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,451
[groans]
470
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:51,119
[panting]
471
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,913
Come here.
472
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,373
[somber music playing]
473
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,584
Closer.
474
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,171
[inhales deeply]
475
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:03,674
My asshole hurts so fucking much.
476
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,564
[intense music playing]
477
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,526
[panting]
478
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:24,195
[squeaks weakly]
479
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,240
[door opens]
480
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,366
- [door closes]
- Hey, bro.
481
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:32,537
Don't you fucking "hey bro" me.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
482
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,956
Nothing. Why? What's wrong with you?
483
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:39,501
I call you a "clam diver," and you send
an eel to ass-murder Adam Bourke?
484
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,878
Did something terrible happen
at your play rehearsal today?
485
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,755
Which is definitely not your job.
486
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,800
The lead producer's stepping away.
They're shuttering the production.
487
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:48,635
[scoffs] He had it coming.
488
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:51,012
Fucker didn't use my improvs
in Dawn of the Seven.
489
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,973
He believed in me, you fuckwit!
490
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:55,892
And for what? 'Cause I fucking
upstaged you with Oh Father?
491
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,602
[tense music playing]
492
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:58,812
Here's what gonna happen now.
493
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:03,108
You are gonna fucking do
whatever I say whenever I say it,
494
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:06,611
or I'm gonna tell Homelander
you were in some pussy play,
495
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,822
which is a definite conflict of interest
496
00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:11,951
since Homelander outlawed
the National Endowment for the Arts.
497
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,498
You have nothing to say? Nice.
498
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,959
You're really getting the hang
of that Meisner technique, huh?
499
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,171
- [intense music playing]
- [door opens, closes]
500
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:27,507
[uplifting music playing]
501
00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:30,510
- Hey. Hey, buddy.
- [Terror panting]
502
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,805
Good boy. Good boy.
503
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,432
Hi.
504
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:37,475
[music distorting]
505
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,853
You want to fuck me?
506
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:43,190
[distorted] You want to fuck me
like a good boy?
507
00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:46,067
[narrator over TV] And Americans,
God's chosen people.
508
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,820
So shouldn't we have our own church
for Americans?
509
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:52,032
With American grit and American values?
510
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:56,077
Founded by the greatest American
of us all?
511
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,245
A true American prophet?
512
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,206
- [squeaking rhythmically]
- [door opens]
513
00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:00,290
Hold on.
514
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,833
What're you doing?
515
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,544
Frenchie won't cook my steak
past medium rare,
516
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,671
and I like mine burnt, with ketchup.
517
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,173
Okay, and why don't you tell him that?
518
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,550
I have.
519
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:15,431
Maybe we just don't like the same...
steak, you know?
520
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,684
Jesus Christ.
521
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,187
Has Butcher ever washed this thing? Oh.
522
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,940
Ugh, that thing is, like,
glazed in dog semen.
523
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,274
Like a come doughnut.
524
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:29,027
Come-nut? Did I just invent a new word?
525
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,738
You know what? I am gonna
do us all a favor and wash this.
526
00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:35,158
Terror, your boyfriend is about to become
a virgin all over again.
527
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,243
Oof.
528
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:37,995
[Kimiko] Good boy.
529
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,873
[door closes]
530
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,375
[lighthearted music playing]
531
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:46,170
[quiet squeaking in distance]
532
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,551
[wheels squeaking]
533
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,472
[Mother's Milk] The fuck is that?
534
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,474
You finally building yourself a fuck-bot?
535
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,602
Something me and Frenchie
are working on. [sighs]
536
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,980
Proper preparation and planning, my son.
537
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:06,481
None of my fucking business, got it.
538
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,149
Yeah, that's the one.
539
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,485
- Any leads on Bombsight?
- Not a damn thing.
540
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,487
[Butcher] Well, he's an unbreakable cunt
that flies through the air.
541
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:13,697
How hard can it be?
542
00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:16,741
Well, if it's so easy,
why don't you look for him?
543
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,119
I've hit every single dead end
and then some.
544
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,788
How about Legend?
That old bastard knows everyone.
545
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:22,872
He's in the wind.
546
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:25,918
And if I had as much shit on Vought
as he did, I'd fuck off, too.
547
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,336
Ah, shit.
548
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,671
Wait, wait, wait.
549
00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:31,047
- Oi. Terror, no!
- Hey, hey, hey!
550
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,674
- Get down. No, Terror. Oi.
- Good boy. Good boy.
551
00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:34,384
Oi, oi, oi, oi. No.
552
00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:36,678
You can't have no chocolate, mate.
553
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:38,556
Yeah, get your own chocolate.
554
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,060
[Mother's Milk] Mmm.
555
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:45,271
What?
556
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,772
- Three Mississippi rule.
- Bloody hell.
557
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,524
I never thought I'd see the day.
558
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,526
It's got a fucking pubic hair on it
and all.
559
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,404
Tasty, too. Hmm?
560
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,823
[laughs]
561
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:59,034
You know what's funny?
562
00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:02,912
Here we are, parked in the middle of hell,
563
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:06,708
and I've never slept or shit
so good in my entire life.
564
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:09,210
- What's different?
- Well, like you,
565
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:12,715
I just finally realized
that I'm already dead.
566
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:20,138
And once I just gave up that stress
of needing to stay alive, it's like,
567
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,723
shit got easier.
568
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,767
You know, I spent my whole life
569
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:27,187
going after Soldier Boy
for what he did to my family.
570
00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:29,398
Yet he's immortal?
571
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,485
He's immune? [scoffs]
572
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,779
What kind of fucking cosmic joke is that?
573
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:37,740
So, you tell me, Butcher.
574
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,201
Why should I keep going?
575
00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:45,747
Well, you keep going
for Monique, for Janine.
576
00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:47,165
They're better off without me.
577
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:50,126
How can a man so smart be so fucking daft?
578
00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:51,378
They are.
579
00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:54,214
And I'm better off without them.
580
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:58,134
Because if I thought that
there was a snowball's chance in hell
581
00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:59,929
that I might see them again...
582
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:07,770
...then I might be too scared to do
what you and me both need me to do.
583
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,153
[footsteps pattering]
584
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,571
[object clatters in distance]
585
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:21,199
[lighthearted music playing]
586
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,285
[Terror panting]
587
00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:28,415
[Frenchie] Oh.
588
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:30,750
Bonsoir, mon toutou.
589
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,002
You wonder what am I doing? [laughs]
590
00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:38,967
Oh, well, first, I made Kimiko
the perfect French ribeye.
591
00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:42,053
You know, she loves my steak.
592
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:46,349
And for dessert, my soufflé au chocolat.
593
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,686
It's a thing of legend.
594
00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,483
[Frenchie sighs]
595
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:57,527
You know, she wants one of you.
596
00:28:57,528 --> 00:29:00,196
To... I don't know.
597
00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:03,324
What is it that you do?
598
00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:05,994
Eat? Sleep? Oh, fetch.
599
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:10,373
[chuckles] I throw the ball,
you bring it back.
600
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:13,293
I throw the ball, you bring it back.
601
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:16,087
It's a nightmare of futility.
602
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,631
What would I do with one of you?
603
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:21,384
I've killed every plant I've owned.
604
00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:23,553
I'd surely kill you, too.
605
00:29:23,554 --> 00:29:24,638
[grunts softly]
606
00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:26,765
[sighs]
607
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,269
She deserves peace.
608
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,814
A normal life.
609
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,567
But I...
610
00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:41,070
[melancholy music playing]
611
00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:43,824
I don't know how to give her this.
612
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,162
If I even can.
613
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,498
[grunts softly]
614
00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:55,169
- [timer ringing]
- Oh! Oh, la, la, la, la.
615
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:01,716
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no. Aw...
616
00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:03,093
Fils de pute!
617
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,387
[sighs]
618
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,931
[inhales sharply]
619
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:10,058
I need fresh air. You want to come?
620
00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:11,184
Outside?
621
00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:12,769
No?
622
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,355
Okay.
623
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:20,944
[Hughie] If you and M.M. still think--
624
00:30:20,945 --> 00:30:22,570
[Butcher] Oh, for fuck's sakes,
Hughie, knock it off
625
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:25,282
with this V1 shite.
You're doing me fucking head in.
626
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:30,286
Oi. Terror. Cut it out. Come on.
627
00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:32,413
Now, listen, if we do find that stuff,
628
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,958
we're not making any fucking vaccines
out of it, all right?
629
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,793
We're not
the department of fucking health.
630
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:39,128
We burn that shit before
Homelander gets his paws on it,
631
00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:41,089
- and that's that.
- Well, if you want to kill yourself,
632
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:43,550
knock yourself out, but why do you
have to decide for the rest of us?
633
00:30:43,551 --> 00:30:45,426
Oh, 'cause I'm fucking right!
634
00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:46,803
'Cause I've always been right!
635
00:30:46,804 --> 00:30:49,055
I've been telling you lot
from the fucking start
636
00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:51,683
the sky is falling, and guess what.
637
00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,309
The sky fucking fell.
638
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,437
- Well, you kind of helped bring it down.
- Oh, don't give me that bollocks.
639
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:59,941
Listen, Homelander thinks
he's a fucking god.
640
00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:02,694
Once he becomes immortal,
he's gonna start killing like one,
641
00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:05,113
and we are talking millions of people.
642
00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:09,117
Now, are you telling me
you're honestly happy to risk all of that
643
00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:11,828
for a life on the run with your girl,
644
00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:15,249
knowing that you could've stopped it?
645
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:19,169
You can live with that, can you?
646
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,215
What if it was Becca?
647
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,468
You'd just let her die?
648
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,556
[tense music playing]
649
00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,892
I did let her die.
650
00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,686
Look.
651
00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:39,522
I know that Homelander comes first.
652
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:40,690
I really do.
653
00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:44,194
All I'm asking is that we try.
654
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:47,573
Annie and Kimiko deserve that much.
655
00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:50,575
[garbage can clatters]
656
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,244
Oi, Terror, no!
657
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,289
Oi, get out of there.
Oh, bloody hell. Is that chocolate?
658
00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:58,166
Isn't chocolate bad for dogs?
659
00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,084
For a dog this old,
it's fucking lethal. Oi!
660
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:03,212
Frenchie, you cunt!
Get me some hydrogen peroxide, would you?
661
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:05,757
Okay, we have some in the first aid kit.
Give me one second.
662
00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:07,842
- What happened?
- You poisoned me fucking dog.
663
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,637
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- What's going on?
664
00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:12,096
Look, all you need is charcoal.
665
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,473
- [Kimiko] We should call a vet.
- [Mother's Milk] They're gonna tell you
666
00:32:13,474 --> 00:32:14,766
- you need charcoal.
- [Hughie] Guys, we got this.
667
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,893
- Just give us some room.
- I'll hold his mouth open, you pour.
668
00:32:16,894 --> 00:32:19,979
Right? On the count of three.
One, two, three.
669
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,273
Sorry, buddy.
670
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,108
There you go.
671
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:26,152
[Butcher] That's a-- All right, all right.
672
00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,863
[Terror gagging, wheezing]
673
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:30,281
- [Butcher] Oof. That's it.
- Ew.
674
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,616
That's it. Good boy. You're all right.
675
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,452
You're gonna be all right, boy.
676
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,914
[sighs] Fucking hell.
677
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:44,879
- Hey. You want some turkey?
- [Terror panting]
678
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,466
[distorted] Well, first,
you got to fuck me.
679
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,011
Then I'll give you the turkey.
680
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,059
Oi.
681
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,479
There he is, eh.
682
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,940
Oi. Hey, were you
having a dream, were you?
683
00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:05,234
Was it a goody?
684
00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:07,944
[knock on door]
685
00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:09,112
How's he doing?
686
00:33:09,113 --> 00:33:11,031
[Butcher] Yeah, he's all right.
687
00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:14,534
Thank you for, uh...
688
00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:17,079
Yeah. It's all good.
689
00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,419
[gentle music playing]
690
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,173
Oi.
691
00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:30,384
Hughie.
692
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,513
Listen, uh...
693
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:38,474
If we do find that V1,
694
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:40,769
and if it don't fuck us, uh...
695
00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,939
...y-you can have some.
696
00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:49,652
For Annie and, uh... Kimiko.
697
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,488
What about you?
698
00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:56,784
Oi, but as soon as Frenchie's
got that shite sorted,
699
00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:58,996
we're using it, all right? Ready or not.
700
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:06,253
Ooh.
701
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,132
[softly] Yeah.
702
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:14,303
What you looking at?
703
00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:17,347
Nothing.
704
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:25,939
And as for you, don't you ever
fucking do that to me again, all right?
705
00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:28,608
Good boy.
706
00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:33,696
Now, I caught Blondie trying to give
your wank-plush the boil wash,
707
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:35,865
but I know how you love the crunchy goods.
708
00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:39,495
Yes, I do. I know how you love
those crunchy goods. Yeah.
709
00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:44,583
[squeaking rhythmically]
710
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:56,636
You do realize this kind of sudden
religious upheaval is likely
711
00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:58,763
to generate widespread civil unrest?
712
00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,848
Local law can handle
the suburbs, but we could use
713
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:02,058
extra hands in major metros.
714
00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:04,769
All right, we'll recall
all the Supes stationed overseas.
715
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:07,730
American heroes should be
protecting America,
716
00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:10,024
not Who-Gives-A-Fuckistan.
717
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,943
- [Firecracker laughs]
- Great idea.
718
00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:14,738
[intriguing music playing]
719
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,040
- Where to?
- Crime analytics.
720
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,500
[elevator bell chimes]
721
00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:29,211
[elevator doors slide closed]
722
00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:33,382
- That was thrilling, wasn't it?
- [elevator beeping steadily]
723
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,094
What a bright future we have ahead of us.
724
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,638
It was a real Guccione piss party.
725
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:44,601
Imagine how much more exciting it'll be
when Homelander becomes immortal.
726
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:46,936
Mm.
727
00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:49,356
Have you found the V1?
728
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:52,442
No.
729
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,653
Homelander hasn't gotten anything
out of Stan Edgar?
730
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,907
No. But I haven't had a crack at him yet.
731
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,033
[chuckles]
732
00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:03,327
- [elevator bell chimes]
- [doors slide open]
733
00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,330
[intriguing music playing]
734
00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,124
[doors slide closed]
735
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,667
[door opens]
736
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:12,545
Jesus, give me a little personal space,
will you, Garth?
737
00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:13,880
[groans]
738
00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:17,466
Twenty-four-seven agents must be hard
for someone so into scat play.
739
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,010
You realize I do actually work?
740
00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:23,472
I was this close to convincing the FCC
to pull every broadcast license but VNN.
741
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:26,559
Homelander feels this is more important.
742
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,227
[sighs]
743
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,229
What now?
744
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:31,814
The president and I
stand by this decision.
745
00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,941
We need our American Supes
here in America.
746
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,276
[man over phone speaking angrily]
747
00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:38,404
Well, isn't it kind of sort of
your fault for being invaded?
748
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,531
You might as well have been
wearing a short skirt.
749
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:43,201
Man, those Ukrainians sure have
a fucking mouth on them.
750
00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:46,787
Remember, you're doing the Lord's work.
751
00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:49,123
Word's out, Vought's stock is tanking.
752
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:52,043
The international markets
are in freefall, and you're not
753
00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:55,171
- the least bit concerned?
- It's not about what I think.
754
00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:56,632
It's what the man wants.
755
00:36:58,133 --> 00:36:59,884
It's always what the man wants.
756
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,179
[dramatic music playing]
757
00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:07,099
You want a drink?
758
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,393
So, we're at the Climate Change Summit
in Reykjavík,
759
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:12,813
when the Swiss chancellor says
we should all race our Gulfstreams.
760
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:15,358
The amount of CO2 we splooged out?
761
00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:19,905
The air was chewy the next day, lolz.
[laughs]
762
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,951
Come on. What do you want from me, Sage?
763
00:37:24,952 --> 00:37:26,827
What makes you think
I want anything from you?
764
00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:29,789
You haven't called me the poster child
for late-term abortion once today.
765
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:32,167
Truth be told, you're not the one I want.
766
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,711
I know you know what Homelander's doing.
767
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:38,506
- [Bashley] He's going after the V1.
- Wait, what?!
768
00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:40,341
And if he gets any--
769
00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:42,426
- He lives forever.
- What is V1?
770
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:45,054
And what do you mean
Homelander lives forever? [gasps]
771
00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:47,556
I've done what I can to make sure
he doesn't find any.
772
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,934
How do you know about this and I don't?
773
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,020
Have you two been talking without me?
774
00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:56,065
Homelander is an open baby book,
but Soldier Boy is tricky.
775
00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:57,441
I need you to read his mind.
776
00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:59,568
What he knows, where they're headed next,
777
00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:03,615
and most importantly, if Soldier Boy
is warming up to his sadistic rugrat.
778
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:06,242
Okay. I'm in.
779
00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:08,119
The fuck you are.
780
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,830
- We're not conspiring against Homelander.
- [Bashley] Hey.
781
00:38:10,831 --> 00:38:13,458
Don't forget the Aung San Suu Kyi quote
tramp stamped on our ass.
782
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,210
"The only real prison is fear."
783
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,879
- No, the only real prison is prison.
- Ashley--
784
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,924
What do you think happens to you if I die?
785
00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:23,426
I'm not about to risk my neck
786
00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:26,304
because I let an overgrown boil
do my thinking for me.
787
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:29,223
Okay, fine. Just stay.
788
00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:30,933
Why? So you can play more mind games?
789
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:33,394
You gave me your answer. I heard you.
790
00:38:33,395 --> 00:38:36,272
Now, don't make me drink alone.
791
00:38:36,273 --> 00:38:38,399
[dramatic music playing]
792
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,901
[Ashley] I'm starving. Are you starving?
793
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:43,487
I'd kill for a chalupa right now.
794
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,031
[Bashley] I'd kill for a big, juicy dick.
795
00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:46,407
Hey, we should call Gavin.
796
00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:49,201
His girth was amazing,
and, oh, man, the amount of spunk
797
00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:51,454
he shot back here,
we looked like Pepé Le Pew.
798
00:38:51,455 --> 00:38:54,290
We are not booty-calling
my high school boyfriend.
799
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,417
[Bashley] But he was so sweet.
And Mom loved him, remember?
800
00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:58,711
Yeah, well, Mom's dead,
so she doesn't get a say,
801
00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:00,921
- and neither do you.
- What happened to her?
802
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,548
Cancer.
803
00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:04,300
My grandmother, too.
804
00:39:04,301 --> 00:39:07,471
What was she like? Your mother?
805
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:11,349
Tiny. [laughs] And terrifying.
806
00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:14,935
This one bitch, Harper Hewitt,
used to make fun of my nose,
807
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:18,022
so my mom tells Mr. Hewitt
that Mrs. Hewitt
808
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:21,400
has been railing the UPS guy,
which she was.
809
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:24,613
That was Mom,
bringing a nuke to a knife fight.
810
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,617
So, they moved.
811
00:39:29,618 --> 00:39:31,495
And the rest of kindergarten was no sweat.
812
00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:36,624
My folks shot me up with V,
thinking I'd be a meal ticket.
813
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:39,085
And then, my power
turned out to be smarts.
814
00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:40,753
Which is the worst fucking one.
815
00:39:40,754 --> 00:39:42,880
Try knowing what everyone
really thinks of you all day.
816
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:43,964
Ooh, trust me.
817
00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:47,635
The thing people hate
more than just about anything
818
00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,095
is feeling stupid.
819
00:39:49,096 --> 00:39:53,891
So, when a three-year-old
corrects your grammar or, oh, tells them
820
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:57,019
their "life dream yogurt shop"
is doomed to fail,
821
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,938
they start to hate you, too.
822
00:39:58,939 --> 00:40:00,022
Least my parents did.
823
00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:02,025
So they dumped me at my grandma's.
824
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:04,527
But Grandma,
825
00:40:04,528 --> 00:40:08,197
she was the only one
who ever thought it was a gift.
826
00:40:08,198 --> 00:40:11,242
I would quote Othello to her
word for word,
827
00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:14,829
and-and... [sighs] she'd clap
828
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:16,790
and laugh her big laugh.
829
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:22,754
I'm still so pissed she is gone.
830
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:26,590
I used to want to be like my mom.
831
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:29,510
Strong. Pushy as fuck.
832
00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:31,387
Didn't take shit from anyone.
833
00:40:31,388 --> 00:40:33,056
You still can.
834
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,725
If you help me.
835
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:39,770
Fuck you.
836
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,605
You knew about my mom the whole time.
837
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,774
You drew it out of me
just to soften me up.
838
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:47,027
- Did it work?
- No. This is my fucking problem with you.
839
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:49,238
I know you've been working
some big plan all year.
840
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:53,075
How am I supposed to trust you if I'm just
a pawn in your fucked-up chess game?
841
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,536
All right.
842
00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:57,289
If I tell you, will you help me?
843
00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,124
I would heavily consider it.
844
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:04,295
Helping Homelander take control
of the country is phase one.
845
00:41:04,296 --> 00:41:07,047
It was only ever the beginning.
Phase two is the end.
846
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,259
- The end of what?
- The world.
847
00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,845
After this Supe-killing virus
is released--
848
00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:15,682
- Wait, you want it released?
- Oh, you bet I do.
849
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:21,687
After Supes realize humans are behind it,
all hell will break loose.
850
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:25,065
Supes butchering humans,
virus butchering Supes.
851
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:28,068
- Oh, fucking World War Supe.
- I don't believe you.
852
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,029
Swear on my grandma's soul.
853
00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:32,072
Why would you possibly want that?
854
00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:36,285
'Cause I'll be watching from
my cozy bunker outside Colorado Springs.
855
00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:41,624
And when it's all over,
I can read all day every day,
856
00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:44,335
no one bothering me.
857
00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:47,087
Nothing but peace and quiet forever.
858
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,548
[ominous music playing]
859
00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:51,926
Which is why Homelander can't survive.
860
00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:55,721
God, that needy asshole
would never give me a moment's rest.
861
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,389
Yeah, defeats the whole purpose.
862
00:41:57,390 --> 00:42:01,061
Don't worry. You're invited to my bunker.
863
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,605
You, too, Ashley.
864
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,068
[Bashley] Fuck.
865
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,405
- Would you like some knee pads?
- Sorry? What?
866
00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:16,201
You're looking at me
like you want to suck my hog.
867
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,538
So I'm asking you if you would like
some knee pads.
868
00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:22,957
[Homelander] Go easy on the little guy.
869
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,334
- He brought me Stan Edgar.
- [Deep] Thank you, sir.
870
00:42:25,335 --> 00:42:27,211
[Homelander] You may leave.
871
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,005
[triumphant music playing]
872
00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:39,640
What crawled up your shithole?
873
00:42:39,641 --> 00:42:41,016
No idea what you mean.
874
00:42:41,017 --> 00:42:43,602
When you're pissy,
875
00:42:43,603 --> 00:42:46,314
you tend to make
everybody else's lives pissy, too.
876
00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:49,733
Stan Edgar still stonewalling you?
877
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,318
I've talked to him three times now.
878
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:55,572
Says he has no idea where the V1 is.
Heart rate steady as a rock.
879
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:56,949
I'm starting to believe him.
880
00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:59,869
That slippery fuck
used to fetch my cocaine.
881
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,542
You know what? I have an idea.
882
00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:10,422
Why don't I take a crack at him?
883
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,090
What, you don't trust me?
884
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:17,136
Well, you did lock me in a room
with nuclear material
885
00:43:17,137 --> 00:43:19,805
and, uh, tried to stop me getting the V1,
886
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:25,060
so I'm sure you can understand
my hesitance.
887
00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:28,022
You could've killed me at Fort Harmony,
but you didn't.
888
00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:30,441
- Maybe I feel like I owe you.
- Or maybe you're lying.
889
00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:31,484
Maybe.
890
00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:36,531
[inhales deeply]
891
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:38,742
Give me an hour.
892
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,368
I'll meet you at Edgar's cell.
893
00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:43,412
[dramatic music playing]
894
00:43:43,413 --> 00:43:45,498
[urinating]
895
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:56,509
[Soldier Boy] My, my, how the mighty
have fucked themselves square in the ass.
896
00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:58,844
Don't shit where you eat, Stan.
897
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:00,929
So, you've called in reinforcements.
898
00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:03,182
I wanted to see the prick
that sold me out to the Reds.
899
00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:05,642
It wasn't personal.
It was a business decision.
900
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,562
We had your replacement model on the way.
901
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:12,859
Even as a toddler, Homelander showed
more promise than you ever did.
902
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,236
Not that it amounted to much.
903
00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:19,907
When have you ever done anything
904
00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:22,993
remotely interesting or original?
905
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:26,997
My power is absolute, Stan.
906
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:30,084
At heights no one's even dreamed of.
907
00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,002
I'd call that pretty fucking original.
908
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,712
Nothing that the lowest speck
909
00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:37,216
of this pointless species
couldn't have thought of,
910
00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:40,344
were they to be granted
your level of power.
911
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:43,680
Why am I still alive?
912
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:46,726
Oh, because you're useful, Stan.
913
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:50,312
- And I always wanted a pet.
- Perhaps.
914
00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:53,649
Or is it because you are so desperate
for daddy figures
915
00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:57,820
that you can't even bring yourself
to kill the ones who hate you.
916
00:44:57,821 --> 00:45:01,282
At least that's something
he and I have in common.
917
00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:03,910
Do you want to die, Stan?
918
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,374
[Soldier Boy] Jesus.
919
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,961
You could get pregnant
with all the eye-fucking.
920
00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:15,921
Tempe, Arizona.
921
00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:17,506
Is that supposed to mean something?
922
00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:19,758
Well, I had the eggheads
in crime analytics
923
00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:23,387
track down your granddaughter, Zoe,
924
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:24,805
and her dad.
925
00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:26,432
They're in Tempe, Arizona.
926
00:45:26,433 --> 00:45:28,685
[tense music playing]
927
00:45:29,269 --> 00:45:31,019
So...
928
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,731
where is the V1?
929
00:45:35,275 --> 00:45:38,695
As I told you, I genuinely don't know.
930
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:46,994
But...
931
00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:48,912
I may know someone who does.
932
00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:51,875
You should go and see
Mister Marathon in L.A.
933
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:57,588
He's always had an intense interest
in Vought's history.
934
00:45:57,589 --> 00:46:00,757
It should be a delightful reunion.
935
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,385
[suspenseful music playing]
936
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,430
- [♪ Rosemary Clooney sings
"Hooray for Hollywood"]
- ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
937
00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:09,057
♪ That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood ♪
938
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:11,602
- [siren wailing in distance]
- ♪ Go out and try your luck ♪
939
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,353
♪ You might be Donald Duck ♪
940
00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:15,397
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
941
00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:18,108
[Mister Marathon] Homelander,
it is really, uh, really good to see you.
942
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:20,736
Um, why-- [stammers] Uh, you know,
what-what brings you by?
943
00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:23,280
- Relax. We're just here to talk.
- Yeah, yeah, great, awesome.
944
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,616
And Soldier Boy, wow. Big fan, sir.
945
00:46:25,617 --> 00:46:28,203
I actually, uh, popped my cherry
in your Underoos.
946
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:30,078
Nice.
947
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:31,622
So you were part of The Seven?
948
00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:34,708
Uh, I was, I was. You know, until this one
replaced me with A-Train.
949
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,085
Check it out. Come on.
950
00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:38,921
Well, you're only the world's fastest man
951
00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:42,174
as long as you're the world's fastest man,
Champ, and you got slow.
952
00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:45,761
It was one race. You never gave me
the chance to win it back, boss.
953
00:46:45,762 --> 00:46:47,680
[intriguing music playing]
954
00:46:49,682 --> 00:46:51,017
Hey, check this one out.
955
00:46:52,227 --> 00:46:53,519
Grossed 35 mil.
956
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,062
On a $200 million budget.
957
00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:57,397
- These aren't even Vought films.
- What's the difference?
958
00:46:57,398 --> 00:47:00,317
These were made
where washed-up Supes go to die.
959
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:02,402
Sony Pictures TV.
960
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:03,529
It's a legit studio.
961
00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:05,989
And I save half on their TVs.
962
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:08,075
And maybe we're not part
of the official VCU,
963
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:12,204
and maybe we can't mention Vought
or, you know, any licensed Vought hero,
964
00:47:12,205 --> 00:47:15,374
but, hey, I'm still making magic.
965
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,668
That and I, uh, I sling a little bit
on the side.
966
00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:19,378
Blow, pills, Ozempic, whatever you need.
967
00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:21,421
Fastest dealer in town. [chuckles]
968
00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:23,466
All right, come on.
The gang will be psyched to meet you.
969
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,181
Did you guys hear?
They rounded up Aziz, Macaulay,
970
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:35,352
- Joaquin, Kiefer, Meryl.
- I also heard they got Benedict.
971
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:36,478
- Wong or Cumberbatch?
- Both.
972
00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:38,939
- Fuck!
- I know. Dude, what the fuck, Malchemical?
973
00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:40,232
Get your boys in check, huh?
974
00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:43,068
Just 'cause I'm a Supe doesn't mean
I truck in that fascist shit.
975
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:45,445
- We need to do something.
- Counterpoint: why?
976
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:46,780
[Kumail] 'Cause we're storytellers, dude.
977
00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:48,240
- [Seth] Yeah.
- Our superpower
978
00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:50,033
is we inspire hearts and minds.
979
00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:51,493
Look at the characters we create:
980
00:47:51,494 --> 00:47:54,329
- Luke Skywalker, Katniss, Gandhi.
- [Will] Oh, bitch please.
981
00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:57,874
Come on, like Mark Hamill, J-Law,
and Sir Ben Kingsley
982
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,586
do anything but collect
their fucking residuals.
983
00:48:00,587 --> 00:48:03,005
- They're very engaged.
- Look, here's what we do.
984
00:48:03,006 --> 00:48:06,592
We all post about this
simultaneously on Instagram.
985
00:48:06,593 --> 00:48:08,719
- [Kumail] Yes.
- [Seth] Black squares on the main feed.
986
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:11,388
- Black Lives Matter did black squares.
- [Seth] Fuck. You're right.
987
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:13,473
We do blue squares on the grid.
988
00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:15,892
- 'Cause blue lives matter.
That's totally different.
- I wouldn't post that.
989
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,979
Is there any color that hasn't been taken
by some fucking group?
990
00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:20,981
- What about white?
- Well...
991
00:48:20,982 --> 00:48:24,901
Oh, ooh, ooh, I'll get Lena Dunham
to write an editorial for The Atlantic.
992
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,612
- Oh, yeah.
- [Seth] It's like, that'll really rate.
- [Will] She's great.
993
00:48:26,613 --> 00:48:28,155
- [Seth] That has great readership.
- She's a great writer.
994
00:48:28,156 --> 00:48:29,489
- [Seth] She's a very persuasive--
- Universally beloved.
995
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:30,741
Whatever, fuck sticks.
996
00:48:30,742 --> 00:48:33,869
Look, best day of my life
was when they executed Hader.
997
00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:36,580
Right? More offer-onlys for the Forte.
998
00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,415
Hey, do we think
Michael Cera's a Starlighter?
999
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:39,875
'Cause we're up
for the same part right now,
1000
00:48:39,876 --> 00:48:41,460
and it'd be pretty good
if he got vanished.
1001
00:48:41,461 --> 00:48:43,670
We've been friends with him
for 20 years, Chris.
1002
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,382
- Yeah, but I really need this part, man.
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
1003
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,259
- 'Sup?
- Homelander.
1004
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:50,886
Soldier Boy. Wow. [stammers]
1005
00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:54,682
I'm Will. Remember me?
I'm the one who turned in Channing Tatum.
1006
00:48:57,518 --> 00:49:00,520
Seth Rogen. We actually met once before,
uh, with Black Noir
1007
00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:03,232
at the premiere for
Silent Vengeance 3: Vengeance Reloaded.
1008
00:49:05,401 --> 00:49:08,445
Big fan. I'm actually, uh, testifying
in front of Congress for you, you know,
1009
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:09,905
outing suspected Starlighters.
1010
00:49:09,906 --> 00:49:12,367
Spoiler alert: Post Malone.
1011
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,035
You need to get the fuck
away from me right now.
1012
00:49:15,036 --> 00:49:16,621
- You bet, yeah.
- Yeah.
1013
00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,331
[Homelander] We came here
looking for something.
1014
00:49:19,332 --> 00:49:21,333
What do you know about V1?
1015
00:49:21,334 --> 00:49:23,585
[tense music playing]
1016
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:25,671
You've come to the right place.
1017
00:49:25,672 --> 00:49:27,340
- [keypad beeping]
- [lock clicks]
1018
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:30,510
[intriguing music playing]
1019
00:49:33,388 --> 00:49:35,056
Here you go. [clears throat]
1020
00:49:38,101 --> 00:49:40,937
Oh, yeah, Vought yanked that one
from newsstands after Kent State.
1021
00:49:42,689 --> 00:49:43,815
Good times.
1022
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,775
- How'd you end up with it?
- [Mister Marathon] Some old bitch on eBay.
1023
00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:51,280
I paid 20 bucks. I mean,
it'd go for half a mil at auction easy.
1024
00:49:55,535 --> 00:49:57,370
[clears throat]
1025
00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:02,749
Yeah, Dr. Vought was a,
was a titan, a visionary.
1026
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:06,129
He was a pansy with a German accent
and sweaty palms.
1027
00:50:06,713 --> 00:50:08,797
[Mister Marathon] He was
a complicated guy.
1028
00:50:08,798 --> 00:50:11,592
[somber music playing]
1029
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:19,934
- [clears throat]
- Do you or do you not have V1?
1030
00:50:21,269 --> 00:50:23,103
I-I don't.
1031
00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:24,604
But Bombsight does.
1032
00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:26,022
He does.
1033
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,442
- That piece of shit's still alive?
- Yeah.
1034
00:50:28,443 --> 00:50:30,318
Yeah, he was my best customer
for a long time.
1035
00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:31,611
What makes you think he has it?
1036
00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:33,780
One night,
he was tweaked out of his gourd,
1037
00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:35,031
and he told me he had some,
1038
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,283
- and I believe him.
- Where is he?
1039
00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:37,367
Me and Bombsight are still cool.
1040
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:40,162
Wh-Why don't we all just hang out
for a sec, and I-I'll call him.
1041
00:50:40,163 --> 00:50:42,248
He'll-he'll fly right over.
1042
00:50:43,249 --> 00:50:44,458
[snorts]
1043
00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:46,168
[rap music playing quietly]
1044
00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:48,296
[Mister Marathon snorts,
clears throat, sniffs]
1045
00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:51,631
I scooped this up from Bogotá
while you were taking a piss.
1046
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,925
- Mm.
- I mean, for the Soldier Boy,
1047
00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:55,927
- nothing but the best.
- Mm.
1048
00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:57,430
[clears throat]
1049
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,267
[Christopher] Seth?
1050
00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:04,311
Oh. No, I actually hate weed.
1051
00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:07,774
I just pretend to like it for my brand,
so I can sell ashtrays to suckers.
1052
00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:12,110
Um... [clears throat] Yo, Homelander.
1053
00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:15,405
[clears throat] Uh, you want to hit this?
1054
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,949
It is my life goal
to smoke you out, homie.
1055
00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:19,494
[groans]
1056
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:22,163
Don't call me that.
1057
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:24,998
[Malchemical] Homelander.
1058
00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,876
It's good to see you again.
1059
00:51:30,046 --> 00:51:31,379
- Do I know you?
- Yeah.
1060
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:34,508
Uh, we met, like, six times. Malchemical.
1061
00:51:34,509 --> 00:51:36,134
Make deadly gasses.
1062
00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:38,304
Did that whole campaign with Gas-X.
1063
00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:43,391
[sighs] That's embarrassing.
1064
00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:46,478
[Mister Marathon] Homelander still
as weird as he was when I was there?
1065
00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:49,981
- Well, I wasn't there back then, but yes.
- [laughs]
1066
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:52,275
So, get this. One time, at Les Deux,
1067
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:54,277
Mischa Barton
wanted to suck him off, right?
1068
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:55,904
He spent two hours talking to her
1069
00:51:55,905 --> 00:51:58,198
about Nietzsche,
then left when she stepped on his cape.
1070
00:51:58,199 --> 00:52:00,450
Ugh. That fucking cape.
1071
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,077
- Like a baby with a blanket.
- [laughs]
1072
00:52:02,078 --> 00:52:05,539
Pretty sure he jerks off into it.
Probably why it's so stiff. [chuckles]
1073
00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:06,957
[Homelander] Say that again.
1074
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:09,252
[unsettling music playing]
1075
00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:12,213
Oh, can't you take a fucking joke?
1076
00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:16,217
Say it again.
1077
00:52:18,553 --> 00:52:19,636
Thought as much.
1078
00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:21,596
If Bombsight's not coming, I'm leaving.
1079
00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:23,516
No, he's on his way, be here any minute.
I swear.
1080
00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:28,395
Nah, I'm done.
1081
00:52:28,396 --> 00:52:29,772
[sighs]
1082
00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:33,568
- Oh, shit.
- [Homelander] By the way... Hey!
1083
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,569
I heard you all.
1084
00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:37,320
And I want you all to know
1085
00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:39,865
that very soon, gentlemen,
you are going to pay
1086
00:52:39,866 --> 00:52:43,201
for your sick posts
and your hateful memes.
1087
00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:45,246
Especially the memes.
1088
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,291
What, no, no, no, no.
1089
00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:50,959
- I-It was Kumail and Seth's idea.
- What?!
1090
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,544
- Fuck you, Forte! That--
- I-I was against it. I was against it.
1091
00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:54,671
It was, it was fucking his idea, man!
1092
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,756
He is just sucking your dick
so you can help his shitty fucking career.
1093
00:52:56,757 --> 00:52:58,091
[Will] Take them, okay?
1094
00:52:58,092 --> 00:52:59,551
Shit, I-I'll take 'em out
for you right now.
1095
00:52:59,552 --> 00:53:01,094
Oh, really, yeah?
You want to take me, bitch?
1096
00:53:01,095 --> 00:53:03,013
- I'm fucking yoked now.
- Shut up, Forte.
- Really? Okay--
1097
00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:04,848
- Forte, you're making this worse--
- I'm not!
1098
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:06,516
Everybody, stop!
1099
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,685
We really should round up Michael Cera.
1100
00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,604
[sighs]
1101
00:53:10,605 --> 00:53:12,188
Homelander.
1102
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:14,150
- S-Sorry. Quick question.
- What?
1103
00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:16,902
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
1104
00:53:16,903 --> 00:53:18,654
[hissing]
1105
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,157
[gasping]
1106
00:53:22,158 --> 00:53:24,034
- Ooh!
- Who's memorable now?
1107
00:53:24,035 --> 00:53:26,077
- What the fuck?
- Easy. Easy. Easy.
1108
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:29,164
- Can we fuck off, please?!
- Chill out, MacGruber. Everything's cool.
1109
00:53:29,165 --> 00:53:30,874
Hey, man, we don't have
a problem with you, honest,
1110
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:33,168
but-but-but-but fuck this fucking guy.
1111
00:53:33,169 --> 00:53:34,711
You know, he fucked my life.
1112
00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:38,340
Look, i-if you help us get rid of him,
then we all win, and you,
1113
00:53:38,341 --> 00:53:39,925
you can have The Seven.
1114
00:53:39,926 --> 00:53:42,469
And I don't even, like, really care
if you bring me back or whatever.
1115
00:53:42,470 --> 00:53:44,012
I don't need to kill him to get The Seven.
1116
00:53:44,013 --> 00:53:45,221
No, yeah, of course not,
1117
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,265
but what about all that creepy shit
he's doing with that church?
1118
00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:49,643
I mean, they're rounding up
everybody cool,
1119
00:53:49,644 --> 00:53:51,561
all the hookers, the drug dealers.
1120
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,021
They want to ban porn.
1121
00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:55,190
- I mean, they want to ban
fucking abortions.
- [Mister Marathon] Yeah.
1122
00:53:55,191 --> 00:53:58,485
Okay, well, banning abortion would be
a big problem for me personally.
1123
00:53:58,486 --> 00:53:59,694
[Mister Marathon] Exactly, for all of us.
1124
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:02,906
S-So, if we kill him,
w-we can stop worrying about being
1125
00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:06,326
cops or-or-or gods or-or asexual weirdos.
1126
00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:09,871
You know, we can go back to fucking
and-and being fucking awesome.
1127
00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:12,999
Look, we know you've got that
fucked-up chest blast thing.
1128
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,918
I mean, I was at Herogasm. I saw it.
1129
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:16,211
[Mister Marathon] Just finish him now.
1130
00:54:16,212 --> 00:54:18,713
Take away his powers,
so we can curb stomp him
1131
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:19,965
while we have the chance.
1132
00:54:19,966 --> 00:54:22,760
[tense music playing]
1133
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,516
He is a fucking asexual weirdo.
1134
00:54:29,517 --> 00:54:30,893
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1135
00:54:31,978 --> 00:54:34,896
But as much as it pains me to say this,
1136
00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:37,984
he's my fucking asexual weirdo.
1137
00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:44,073
- Nobody fucks my son but me.
- What?
1138
00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:46,574
That came out wrong.
1139
00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:47,575
[grunts]
1140
00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:48,660
- [screams]
- Oh!
1141
00:54:48,661 --> 00:54:50,912
[intense music playing]
1142
00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:53,040
- [neck cracks]
- [others scream]
1143
00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:58,963
- Whoa!
- Oh, fuck!
1144
00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:01,882
[screams]
1145
00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,843
[others screaming]
1146
00:55:04,844 --> 00:55:06,262
Oh! What the fuck?!
1147
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:10,056
- [toilet flushes]
- Danny Trejo need to stick to acting.
1148
00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:12,308
Them tacos fucked my shit up.
1149
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,644
Soldier Boy.
1150
00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:19,024
[dispatcher over phone] 911.
What's your emergency?
1151
00:55:19,025 --> 00:55:20,567
[hushed] Yeah, please send police
right now. We're gonna die.
1152
00:55:20,568 --> 00:55:22,444
- Okay. What is the address?
- I don't know the address.
1153
00:55:22,445 --> 00:55:24,070
- Do you know the address?
- I don't know the address.
1154
00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:27,115
- Oh, fuck. Fuck. Don't kill--
Please don't kill us.
- Shut up. Shut up.
1155
00:55:27,116 --> 00:55:28,658
I'm not gonna kill you.
1156
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:32,830
I'm gonna get you out of here,
but you need to do exactly as I say.
1157
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,001
[suspenseful music playing]
1158
00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:39,169
Go. Go.
1159
00:55:39,170 --> 00:55:40,296
[both scream]
1160
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:44,675
Fuck!
1161
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,645
No! No!
1162
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,487
What'd you do to me, man?
1163
00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:06,863
- Seth.
- [somber music playing]
1164
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,656
Fuck. Hey, hey.
1165
00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:10,784
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Is-is it bad?
1166
00:56:10,785 --> 00:56:12,243
Well, uh...
1167
00:56:12,244 --> 00:56:13,787
I-I didn't mean to.
1168
00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:15,538
I don't want to die, man.
1169
00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:16,915
It's gonna be okay.
1170
00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,541
I'll remember you
1171
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,961
- every time I watch An American Pickle.
- What?
1172
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,255
[neck cracks]
1173
00:56:25,174 --> 00:56:27,176
[panting]
1174
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,391
[intriguing music playing]
1175
00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,710
[tense music playing]
1176
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,254
[screams]
1177
00:57:04,255 --> 00:57:05,463
Fuck!
1178
00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:06,757
Does Bombsight really have it?
1179
00:57:07,883 --> 00:57:11,094
Fuck you! I'm gonna rip your balls off
and stuff 'em down your throat.
1180
00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,638
That'd be like trying to shove
two grapefruits through a garden hose.
1181
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:15,598
[groans]
1182
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,101
Does Bombsight have the V1?!
1183
00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:20,937
[screams] Oh, God!
1184
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,856
Yes, yes! Okay, yes! That part was true.
1185
00:57:22,857 --> 00:57:24,607
I swear to fucking God, man.
1186
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,025
- He's got it.
- Where is he?
1187
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:27,193
- I don't know.
- Where the fuck is he?!
1188
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,571
I don't know. I haven't talked to him
in, like, five years, I swear, man.
1189
00:57:29,572 --> 00:57:31,323
I swear to God. Please.
1190
00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:33,659
[pained grunting]
1191
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:43,127
[unsettling music playing]
1192
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,336
What happened?
1193
00:57:45,337 --> 00:57:46,922
I took care of it.
1194
00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,093
Why?
1195
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,929
Because fuck them.
1196
00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:56,182
That's why.
1197
00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:59,684
I don't think this micro-prick was lying.
1198
00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:02,646
Bombsight has the V1.
We just got to find him.
1199
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,149
Also, um...
1200
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:08,151
[smacks lips]
1201
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:09,820
I've been fucking Firecracker.
1202
00:58:11,447 --> 00:58:16,827
But out of respect for you,
that's, uh... that's done.
1203
00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:22,833
Plus, her pillow talk was
getting to be a real drag.
1204
00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:25,544
Pillow talk?
1205
00:58:29,590 --> 00:58:32,343
[elevator bell chimes]
1206
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:38,056
[elevator doors slide closed]
1207
00:58:38,057 --> 00:58:40,684
[unsettling music playing]
1208
00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:57,076
Homelander.
1209
00:59:00,412 --> 00:59:01,580
How was L.A.?
1210
00:59:03,958 --> 00:59:06,042
Did you catch tonight's Truthbomb?
1211
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:07,377
I did indeed.
1212
00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,837
And it was a real barnburner.
1213
00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:11,631
- Well done.
- Thank you, sir.
1214
00:59:11,632 --> 00:59:13,092
That means the world.
1215
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,302
How's sex with my father?
1216
00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:19,138
[unsettling music playing]
1217
00:59:19,139 --> 00:59:20,724
Is he good at it?
1218
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:24,143
Are you thinking about me
1219
00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:27,022
when you're making love to him?
1220
00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:30,441
I never meant to cross a line
1221
00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:32,652
- or offend you in--
- Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
1222
00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:34,112
Don't fret, little one.
1223
00:59:34,113 --> 00:59:36,573
I don't care about the sex, really.
1224
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,536
But I do care about
your little chats after sex.
1225
00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:43,997
Sir, whatever Soldier Boy told you,
I can assure you that I--
1226
00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:49,586
You mean, uh, your inner turmoil
when it comes to me and, uh...
1227
00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:53,047
[sighs] Jesus?
1228
00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:56,884
Are you thinking of Jesus
when you're praising me?
1229
00:59:56,885 --> 01:00:00,346
No, you are my one and only savior.
1230
01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:04,935
You s-say that, but your jagged little
heart is whirring like a hummingbird.
1231
01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:07,980
[sighs]
1232
01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:11,899
You're supposed to worship me.
1233
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:13,401
Love me.
1234
01:00:13,402 --> 01:00:15,278
And me alone.
1235
01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:17,488
- I do.
- I believed in you.
1236
01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:19,283
Turns out...
1237
01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:22,202
...you don't believe in me.
1238
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:27,249
I need you to collect your things...
1239
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,210
...and leave.
1240
01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:33,838
But I do believe in you.
1241
01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:35,673
I love you.
1242
01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:38,968
I am the only one here who ever has!
1243
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,179
I gave you everything.
1244
01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:43,014
I gave you my soul.
1245
01:00:43,015 --> 01:00:45,725
Everybody else here, they're just...
1246
01:00:45,726 --> 01:00:47,894
they're just scared of you.
1247
01:00:47,895 --> 01:00:53,816
Or they want something from you,
but I have always loved you for you.
1248
01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:58,821
Just the strongest, smartest,
1249
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,365
best man on Earth.
1250
01:01:00,366 --> 01:01:02,241
[scoffs] Man?
1251
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:04,202
No, no, no, no, no. A god. No.
1252
01:01:04,203 --> 01:01:06,830
No, the God.
1253
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:11,377
My Lord, that look you used to get
when you'd suckle me?
1254
01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:15,213
I felt like Mother Mary herself.
1255
01:01:15,214 --> 01:01:20,134
I felt blessed to nourish someone as...
1256
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:22,262
- important as you.
- [sighs]
1257
01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,099
[sighs]
1258
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:28,644
But nothing I ever did
was good enough, was it?
1259
01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:31,939
You cast me out into the cold.
1260
01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:37,110
Which was so much worse than never feeling
your warmth in the first place.
1261
01:01:37,111 --> 01:01:39,862
So all I have been trying to do
1262
01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:42,991
is to get you to see me
the way that you used to.
1263
01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:48,747
Hell, only reason I was with Soldier Boy
was because your reflected light...
1264
01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:52,501
...is better than no light at all.
1265
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,711
Please, sir.
1266
01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:57,965
I love you.
1267
01:01:58,549 --> 01:02:00,467
We all need love, don't we?
1268
01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:04,346
Even God.
1269
01:02:06,849 --> 01:02:08,392
[sighs softly]
1270
01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:14,648
[sighs]
1271
01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:26,535
[exhales]
1272
01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,038
[unsettling music playing]
1273
01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:44,470
[door opens, closes]
1274
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,765
- [♪ Rosemary Clooney sings
"Hooray for Hollywood"]
- ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1275
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:52,935
♪ That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood ♪
1276
01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:55,855
♪ Where any office boy or young mechanic ♪
1277
01:02:55,856 --> 01:03:00,359
♪ can be a panic
with just a good-looking pan ♪
1278
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,863
♪ And any barmaid can be a star, mate ♪
1279
01:03:03,864 --> 01:03:06,699
♪ if she dances with or without a fan ♪
1280
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:09,076
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1281
01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:12,205
♪ Where you're terrific,
if you're even good ♪
1282
01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:15,249
♪ Where anyone at all
from Shirley Temple ♪
1283
01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:16,918
♪ to Aimee Semple ♪
1284
01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:19,462
♪ is equally understood ♪
1285
01:03:19,463 --> 01:03:23,466
♪ Go out and try your luck,
you might be Donald Duck ♪
1286
01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:25,886
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1287
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:29,014
♪ ♪
1288
01:04:03,257 --> 01:04:05,550
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1289
01:04:05,551 --> 01:04:08,803
♪ That phony, super-Coney Hollywood ♪
1290
01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:11,722
♪ They come from Chillicothes
and Paducahs ♪
1291
01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,474
♪ with their bazookas ♪
1292
01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:16,185
♪ to get their names up in lights ♪
1293
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:19,647
♪ All armed with photos from local rotos ♪
1294
01:04:19,648 --> 01:04:22,275
♪ with their hair in ribbon
and legs in tights ♪
1295
01:04:22,276 --> 01:04:24,694
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1296
01:04:24,695 --> 01:04:27,822
♪ You may be homely in your neighborhood ♪
1297
01:04:27,823 --> 01:04:30,700
♪ But if you think that
you can be an actor ♪
1298
01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:32,201
♪ see Mr. Factor ♪
1299
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:34,870
♪ He'll make a monkey look good ♪
1300
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,455
♪ Within a half an hour ♪
1301
01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:38,874
♪ you'll look like Tyrone Power ♪
1302
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:43,880
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1303
01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:52,681
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪