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(前情提要)
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這是我的兒子,也就是你的孫子
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你真是讓我失望透頂
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- 快離開這棟大樓
- 布奇,住手
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你一心想殺了他,他人就在那
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你卻遲疑了?
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各位女士先生,歡迎美國副總統
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{\an8}我知道你想問什麼
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{\an8}護國超人想逮捕更多星光粉
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只要你還有利用價值
一切就會如艾希莉所願
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- 天啊,薩米爾
- 他是左伊的爸爸?
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當然是幫我們製造更多病毒
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紀美子
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你還在研究病毒,需要法國佬幫忙
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護國超人氣瘋了
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大約再過36小時
他就會處決修伊、法國佬和母奶
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我們需要你協助他們逃獄
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你瘋了
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法國佬
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我何必那麼怕你?
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比光速更快地飛行
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看著你的夢想展翅遠行
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我想我應該站起來抗爭
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然後消失在夜色之中...
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讚美主
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讚美主
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我們齊聚一堂
悼念獨一無二的膏鐵俠
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阿門
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他熱愛他的國家
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他的神,但他最愛的是他的隊長
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護國超人,阿門
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- 阿門
- 阿門
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但我們這位殉道的兄弟
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是死在一位無恥蕩婦的手下
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那位撒旦派來的狡猾使者,星光
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沒錯
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我們在聖堂不必使用修辭法
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或是譬喻法
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星光和她的小嘍囉們
是名符其實的惡魔附體
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祂們會口吐穢物、吃嬰兒
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使用園藝剪刀讓小男孩變成小女孩
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願主憐憫
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但我們會將惡魔趕出這裡
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阿門
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- 我們會用聖火對抗獄火
- 對
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- 我們會用選票對抗
- 對
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我們會用武器對抗
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馬太福音第10章34節
“我帶來的不是和平,而是刀劍”
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你們不是來此接受祝福
而是加入戰爭
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- 阿門
- 阿門
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- 阿門
- 阿門
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你們有感受到聖靈的力量嗎?
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我說,你們有感受到聖靈的力量嗎?
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- 那麼讚美祂吧
- 讚美祂
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讚美祂,為勝利讚美祂
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- 為美國讚美祂
- 讚美祂
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- 為我們的超級英雄讚美祂
- 讚美祂
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哈利路亞
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起立,以耶穌之名起立
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乖孩子...
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- 阿門
- 阿門
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- 阿門
- 阿門
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阿門
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《黑袍糾察隊》
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(伊利郡公立國小)
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歡迎光臨賓州伊利郡郊區
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這是個迷人的小鎮
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最出名的是擁有一堆吩坦尼上癮者
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還有,你們進去後
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嘴巴乖一點,不然我就殺了你們
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- 你還在研究病毒
- 不是“研究”
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已經成功了
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多虧這位可靠的老兄
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薩米爾
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我是在紐曼和可憐的小左伊
出事不久後找到他
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你們還記得這件事吧?
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她們被那位混球護國超人冷血殺害
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真是可惡,完全無法救回她們
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薩米爾,你好
我是維琪的朋友修伊...
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請節哀順變
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你是白癡嗎?他用斧頭砍斷你的腳
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然後把我關起來?你也是
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- 你對我注射病毒
- 你的腿長回來了
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別吵了,聽我說
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重點是我們已經將斧頭埋好
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這樣才能依上帝旨意盡快報仇
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好消息是,薩米爾成功了
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他研發的小小病毒在上星期
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終於強到足以殺死護國超人了
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或是我們認為可以
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我們得先做個測試
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這東西只會殺死護國超人?
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還是所有超級英雄?
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不曉得
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但我們會邊玩邊找答案
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我的天啊
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人類會被傳染嗎?
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測試後才知道
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這裡離克里夫蘭很近
你想在岩石人身上測試
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- 很高興你恢復正常了
- 岩石人?
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超能少年隊成員
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岩石人是一座活生生的小山
九百磅的活動花崗岩
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他在林肯紀念堂做出猥褻動作後
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就人間蒸發了
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他對著林肯的耳朵嘿咻
內射熱騰騰的精液
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多到從他嘴巴噴出
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所以岩石人是最棒的白老鼠
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堅不可摧,也可以說
幾乎和護國超人一樣強壯
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而且沒人管他死活
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只要把他抬走,揍個幾拳
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再帶回來打他一針
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小菜一碟
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好,我們出發了
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我們必須遏止
針對超級英雄的仇恨犯罪
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做好預防工作
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(膏鐵俠遇害)
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各地超級英雄
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目前已經能夠依據
考宏總統的自由法案
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在星光粉再度施暴前進行逮捕
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拿去吧
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這些是誰給你的?
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朋友給的,他們用不到
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所以我們該怎麼做?
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- 做什麼?
- 奪走布奇手上的病毒
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- 殺了他
- 不能這麼做
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我們不會聽他的話吧?
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抱歉,我們都有失憶症嗎?
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我們已經忘記布奇有多麼瘋狂?
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他在維琪女兒面前殺了她
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現在他還想消滅所有超級英雄
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包括你們
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我建議我們帶著病毒閃人
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- 或是殺了他
- 聽我說
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犧牲一萬名超級英雄
能夠拯救全球八十億人民性命
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這個戰爭投報率很不錯
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小子,這決定很糟糕
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我們沒有否認
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但他們正在煽動人民
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我們沒有其他選擇
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有的,但不該由你做決定
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死的人又不是你
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你幹嘛都聽他們的?
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紀美子,別這樣,別走
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(小甜甜布蘭妮)
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嘿
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這一年真難熬
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別這麼說,我幾乎都待在新世紀樂園
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幹嘛提這件事?
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我覺得你怪怪的
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你把艾薇和我丟在營區
和布奇站同一陣線
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你的髮型也變了
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好吧,和髮型無關
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就是...
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安妮,無論你有什麼難處
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我都懂,沒關係
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我們可以...
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我們可以一起想辦法
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我們可以...
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- 商量?
- 對
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或是相反
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不商量
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這...
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對,你的行動很有說服力
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你呆呆站著
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聽我說
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斷手,被護國超人切成兩半
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這些地方中槍
每次都很痛,但是病毒?
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只有那次我想一死了之
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那種痛苦...
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{\an8}令人無法忍受
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{\an8}現在布奇想要害死我
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你居然沒意見?
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不是的
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我用性命發誓,我不同意
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但無論我們是否加入,他都會這麼做
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所以我必須學習
這場瘟疫的所有相關知識
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這樣我才能保護你
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過去一整年,我每一天
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都會夢到你
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{\an8}你的頭髮
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{\an8}你柔嫩的肌膚
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{\an8}我都曾夢過
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你認為我會讓任何事物
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再將你從我身邊奪走?
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我也有夢到你
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你的聲音比我想像的還好聽
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脫掉衣服
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你的下半身都長好了?
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我的妹妹濕了
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可惡,膏鐵俠
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你可以不必死的
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我不懂,是你讓我別無選擇
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我知道我的領導風格可能有點嚴苛
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但這是為你好
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我覺得我就像你未曾擁有的...
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一位大哥哥
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還記得你那位女友嗎?
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雞爪...
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雞爪女竟然為了威廉布奇
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出賣我們倆
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這是你捅出的大簍子,我怎麼做?
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我怎麼做?
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我給你機會彌補
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我伸手救援
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結果你反咬我一口
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我到底犯了什麼錯?
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是我慣壞你,對你過於寬容嗎?
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或許吧,但是天啊,你和其他人不同
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他們很狡猾,只會在背後捅刀
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我以前真的很信任你,我愛你
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結果變成這樣
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為何我總是遇到這種事?
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可能是“古來聖賢皆寂寞”吧
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你無法瞭解的
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沒有人可以
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{\an8}(窈窕美眉低卡飲料)
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爆裂女擁爆自由脆條
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我是女爵烏鴉,烏鴉的女爵
219
00:14:38,775 --> 00:14:41,528
現在進行的是
沃特生技哥德風彩妝教學
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(超能窩)
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{\an8}可惡
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出任務還得找贊助商
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00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:48,451
他們上傳一則影片可以拿五萬
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00:14:49,327 --> 00:14:50,245
五萬美元?
225
00:14:52,038 --> 00:14:53,081
一群人渣
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00:14:53,164 --> 00:14:55,375
(快速搬家-和超級英雄一樣快)
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00:14:56,918 --> 00:14:58,086
各位,鑽小聲一點
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不然街上的婆婆媽媽都會聽見
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00:15:00,213 --> 00:15:01,548
法國佬,還要多久?
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00:15:01,631 --> 00:15:03,883
超能少年隊隨時會外出巡邏
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{\an8}他們一出發,我們就進去
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{\an8}岩石人已經一年沒上傳影片
他搞不好已經搬家
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女爵烏鴉,烏鴉的女爵
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00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,519
每天都會拿一杯蛋白飲到地下室
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00:15:14,602 --> 00:15:16,855
我用後庭拉珠打賭,他在地下室
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00:15:22,777 --> 00:15:23,903
沒事吧?
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00:15:24,696 --> 00:15:25,530
沒事
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00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:31,035
(超能行動電訊)
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00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:34,164
喂,後面的,開始行動
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00:15:35,373 --> 00:15:37,625
別出什麼怪招
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00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:40,795
把他抬走,揍個幾拳,再搬到後面
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00:15:42,255 --> 00:15:43,381
別熄火
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00:15:52,182 --> 00:15:53,224
你們準備好了?
244
00:16:21,377 --> 00:16:23,296
{\an8}網路和攝影機都關閉了
245
00:16:24,756 --> 00:16:26,299
{\an8}我們遇到一點問題
246
00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,808
他真的活得很隨性
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00:16:38,478 --> 00:16:42,482
你們幾個他媽的混蛋
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00:16:42,565 --> 00:16:45,652
來這裡做什麼?
249
00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:49,155
天啊,這傢伙一定有三萬磅
250
00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:53,368
光我的老二就不只,臭女人
251
00:16:53,451 --> 00:16:57,205
我們不可能搬得動他
有我們三個都不行
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00:16:57,872 --> 00:16:59,374
這下該怎麼做?
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00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:18,142
這是怎麼一回事?
254
00:17:18,226 --> 00:17:19,978
別激動,沒事...
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00:17:20,061 --> 00:17:21,354
我不會傷害你
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00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:22,605
你很安全
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00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:24,732
你再次被低溫冷凍
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天啊
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00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:28,069
多久了?
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00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:31,447
快要兩年,在中情局的秘密基地
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00:17:31,531 --> 00:17:33,449
我今天早上才知情
262
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:36,536
- 今天早上?
- 對
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00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,872
但那東西剛好放在你房間?
264
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:43,877
你有上我嗎?
265
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,045
- 什麼?
- 你有搞亂倫嗎?
266
00:17:46,129 --> 00:17:48,172
- 沒有
- 不然這是怎麼一回事?
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00:17:48,256 --> 00:17:49,424
聽我說
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00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:52,927
我要你找出威廉布奇
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00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:54,512
你自己找
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00:17:54,596 --> 00:17:57,015
我的手下能力有限
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00:17:57,098 --> 00:18:00,101
你是最棒的追蹤者
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00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:03,187
我要你找到他,再向我回報
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00:18:03,271 --> 00:18:04,188
就這麼簡單
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00:18:05,189 --> 00:18:08,276
你要我當你的手下?
275
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:13,197
別用“手下”這兩個字
而且我會提供協助
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00:18:13,281 --> 00:18:16,117
給你合理的回歸理由
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00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,535
我不需要
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00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:21,289
全世界的人都認為你是俄羅斯間諜...
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00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:25,293
好吧,仔細聽好
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00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:29,631
我不是什麼他媽的共產黨
聽懂了沒?
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00:18:29,714 --> 00:18:31,925
我知道,聽我說
282
00:18:32,008 --> 00:18:35,345
現在沃特歸我管,就是我
283
00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:36,638
那些民眾?
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00:18:36,721 --> 00:18:39,933
我說你是誰,他們都會買單
285
00:18:40,016 --> 00:18:44,395
我會讓你再度活躍
讓你拾回失去的事物
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00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:47,231
甚至讓你在七巨頭排名第二
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00:18:47,315 --> 00:18:48,524
第二?
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00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:52,236
還是我幫你做個了結
289
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:55,323
把你全身炸得稀巴爛
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00:18:57,575 --> 00:18:58,868
你可以試試
291
00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,997
誰曉得,搞不好
你還能消除我的超能力
292
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,334
又或許你無法
293
00:19:07,961 --> 00:19:12,090
但是我很確定,你恨威廉布奇
294
00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:14,884
勝於恨我
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00:19:14,968 --> 00:19:18,596
畢竟背叛你的人不是我
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00:19:19,263 --> 00:19:20,264
我曾經想宰了你
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00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:25,311
誰知道你會不會
趁我不注意時出手殺了我?
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00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:27,438
你看
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00:19:35,989 --> 00:19:37,615
你幫我找到威廉布奇
300
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:41,494
所有恩怨一筆勾銷
301
00:19:50,545 --> 00:19:53,464
看起來像個廉價菸灰缸
302
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:58,177
{\an8}改善睡眠品質,增強免疫系統
303
00:19:58,261 --> 00:19:59,595
{\an8}滋養你的靈魂
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00:20:00,596 --> 00:20:04,434
{\an8}古代道家認為
會陰日光浴能防止氣血
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00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,352
{\an8}與生命力流失
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00:20:07,145 --> 00:20:10,314
{\an8}讓能量與陽氣進入人體
307
00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:12,734
{\an8}別忽視肛門健康
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00:20:12,817 --> 00:20:15,987
{\an8}為您介紹沃特新產品
潛水王西格瑪日曬機
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00:20:16,738 --> 00:20:18,698
由兄弟製造,為兄弟所享
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00:20:19,323 --> 00:20:20,742
我們得終止行動
311
00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:25,079
你媽當初才應該終止懷孕
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00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:28,833
管他的,在這裡測試吧
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00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,209
什麼測試?
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00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:33,921
如果病毒如薩米爾所說具有傳染性
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00:20:34,589 --> 00:20:36,632
- 我們就沒戲唱了
- 不,布奇是對的
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00:20:37,425 --> 00:20:40,511
岩石人知道我們的長相
我們不能這樣離開
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00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:42,805
病毒?什麼病毒?
318
00:20:42,889 --> 00:20:45,892
我帶你們逃獄
不是為了看你們緊張兮兮
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00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:48,519
現在,我們只要將通風口封住
320
00:20:48,603 --> 00:20:52,815
所有出風口都不能有隙縫
和童子軍的後庭一樣緊
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00:20:58,404 --> 00:20:59,322
或許吧
322
00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:04,077
你們看
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00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,413
那傢伙是在閉氣嗎?
324
00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:10,708
他的心跳一分鐘只有十下
325
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:14,879
他可能有辦法
一次閉氣幾小時,和藍鯨一樣
326
00:21:14,962 --> 00:21:17,590
如果他不呼吸
該怎麼將病毒灌進去?
327
00:21:17,673 --> 00:21:20,593
我們不是第一次和鯨魚交手
328
00:21:20,676 --> 00:21:23,179
這件事交給你,我去拿病毒
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00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:24,597
紀美子,你跟我來
330
00:21:31,229 --> 00:21:33,064
你們兩位別親了,可以嗎?
331
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,191
我有正事要辦
332
00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:39,570
我跟你去
333
00:21:40,863 --> 00:21:42,448
- 為什麼?
- 我不相信你
334
00:21:44,909 --> 00:21:48,162
好啊,隨便你
335
00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:57,588
這一萬位活躍的星光信徒
住址都已獲得確認
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00:21:57,672 --> 00:21:59,966
巧合的是,這張分布圖幾乎
337
00:22:00,049 --> 00:22:01,592
與堅果奶人氣區重疊
338
00:22:01,676 --> 00:22:02,718
黑俠呢?
339
00:22:02,802 --> 00:22:04,512
他一到下午就失蹤
340
00:22:04,595 --> 00:22:06,347
去哪裡、做什麼都不說
341
00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:07,807
他應該在練習方法派
342
00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:09,684
邁斯納技巧
343
00:22:11,102 --> 00:22:11,978
和猶太人有關?
344
00:22:12,061 --> 00:22:15,314
我們已出動當地超級英雄
與執法人員逮捕他們
345
00:22:15,398 --> 00:22:19,068
如果需要派遣軍隊
你可以引用反叛亂法
346
00:22:19,152 --> 00:22:20,736
- 總統先生?
- 好主意
347
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:23,990
星光粉的符合要件是什麼?
348
00:22:24,073 --> 00:22:27,743
曾經上傳支持星光
或反對護國超人的內容
349
00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:31,038
其實,我們已將大部分工作
交給沃特書演算法
350
00:22:31,122 --> 00:22:35,543
我們可以從每位使用者身上
獲得五萬兩千個數據點
351
00:22:36,252 --> 00:22:37,962
這真是個神奇的年代
352
00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:41,799
但自由營的數量必須乘以三
353
00:22:41,883 --> 00:22:42,758
才足夠應付
354
00:22:42,842 --> 00:22:43,676
很好
355
00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:46,804
但是在我們支付沃特的軍事契約
356
00:22:46,888 --> 00:22:51,392
企業稅收減免
以及現存自由營的支出費用後
357
00:22:51,475 --> 00:22:53,352
國庫狀況會有點吃緊
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00:22:53,436 --> 00:22:56,230
人民看見鄰居被逮,只會感到不安
359
00:22:56,314 --> 00:22:58,858
但如果是增稅,他們會立刻暴動
360
00:22:58,941 --> 00:23:02,528
總統認為現在的狀況失控了
361
00:23:02,612 --> 00:23:04,864
他會挺你,你行的,出聲吧
362
00:23:04,947 --> 00:23:08,201
這些星光信徒有許多是沃特的客戶
363
00:23:08,284 --> 00:23:10,786
逮捕行動不會減少總收益嗎?
364
00:23:11,454 --> 00:23:14,415
不會,我們會開始在沃特頻道賣廣告
365
00:23:14,498 --> 00:23:17,710
你好勇敢,艾希莉
你根本就是切格瓦拉
366
00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:21,130
好吧,我想請問一個最重要的問題
367
00:23:22,423 --> 00:23:24,050
我有豁免權吧?
368
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,562
有完沒完
369
00:23:36,646 --> 00:23:38,898
士兵男孩,這位是美國總統
370
00:23:38,981 --> 00:23:41,234
以及美國副總統
371
00:23:41,317 --> 00:23:42,902
他們是我的員工
372
00:23:42,985 --> 00:23:47,114
各位,士兵男孩將在找出威廉布奇
373
00:23:47,198 --> 00:23:51,410
與安妮詹紐瑞後
成為排名第二的七巨頭
374
00:23:51,494 --> 00:23:52,912
您說什麼,長官?
375
00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:54,997
交給我就行,我會將他們帶來這裡
376
00:23:55,081 --> 00:23:56,624
像你對膏鐵俠一樣?
377
00:23:56,707 --> 00:23:58,876
我們的方向不同了,潛水王
378
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,127
競爭力
379
00:24:00,795 --> 00:24:03,631
史提夫,你得無條件赦免士兵男孩
380
00:24:03,714 --> 00:24:08,970
但是...他犯下的是叛國罪
381
00:24:11,514 --> 00:24:12,556
沒問題
382
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,557
太好了
383
00:24:13,641 --> 00:24:16,185
對了,他一定很想來一杯
384
00:24:16,894 --> 00:24:18,104
史提夫,幫他調一杯...
385
00:24:19,939 --> 00:24:20,940
曼哈頓
386
00:24:21,023 --> 00:24:22,817
曼哈頓,謝謝你
387
00:24:23,901 --> 00:24:24,735
不客氣
388
00:24:25,987 --> 00:24:27,822
您要一杯牛奶嗎,長官?
389
00:24:28,197 --> 00:24:30,658
不要,史提夫
390
00:24:32,034 --> 00:24:33,619
我也要一杯曼哈頓
391
00:24:35,746 --> 00:24:36,789
天啊
392
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,543
總統何時得舔超級英雄的蛋蛋了?
393
00:24:41,836 --> 00:24:42,712
從我開始
394
00:24:59,478 --> 00:25:01,022
好,接下來呢?
395
00:25:05,735 --> 00:25:06,819
怎麼了?
396
00:25:15,745 --> 00:25:17,038
小心
397
00:25:17,663 --> 00:25:18,497
天啊
398
00:25:22,084 --> 00:25:24,712
- 火山高潮了
- 什麼?
399
00:25:24,795 --> 00:25:29,258
差點就騙倒你們,哈哈
400
00:25:30,009 --> 00:25:30,968
靠
401
00:25:31,052 --> 00:25:31,969
不要
402
00:25:33,637 --> 00:25:36,057
至少這說明了他的生長方式
403
00:25:38,059 --> 00:25:40,478
透過打手槍
404
00:25:40,561 --> 00:25:41,771
噁心
405
00:25:50,821 --> 00:25:52,281
這才像話
406
00:25:53,908 --> 00:25:55,117
天啊
407
00:25:55,951 --> 00:25:57,828
{\an8}(喵女)
408
00:25:57,912 --> 00:25:59,663
{\an8}衛生習慣真差
409
00:26:04,293 --> 00:26:06,921
(超能少年隊名人堂)
410
00:26:23,813 --> 00:26:27,274
第一步是使用爆裂妝前乳
411
00:26:27,358 --> 00:26:30,945
這是很棒的打底產品
許多有信譽的...
412
00:26:31,028 --> 00:26:33,572
下一步是擦上我最愛的粉底液
413
00:26:33,656 --> 00:26:37,034
這是我與沃特生技的聯名產品
絲絨餘燼
414
00:26:37,118 --> 00:26:40,955
即使整天忙著將星光粉塞進警車
也不會掉妝
415
00:26:43,165 --> 00:26:45,501
我們談過了,我別無選擇
416
00:26:45,584 --> 00:26:47,128
是他們逼我的
417
00:26:48,712 --> 00:26:49,547
開始
418
00:26:51,048 --> 00:26:53,175
今天我要畫的是暗黑英雄妝
419
00:26:53,259 --> 00:26:56,137
我們會使用黑俠黑色眼線液筆
420
00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:57,221
因為這是...
421
00:26:58,514 --> 00:26:59,682
天啊,要命
422
00:26:59,765 --> 00:27:02,351
- 你竟敢踏入我的暗黑地盤?
- 把牠趕走
423
00:27:02,435 --> 00:27:05,980
我是女爵烏鴉,烏鴉的女爵
424
00:27:06,063 --> 00:27:08,983
我會讓你為這個決定悔不當初...
425
00:27:09,066 --> 00:27:10,359
混帳東西
426
00:27:18,075 --> 00:27:19,076
靠
427
00:27:22,079 --> 00:27:27,418
這一層又一層的洨
代表時間的緩慢進程
428
00:27:28,002 --> 00:27:29,920
就像在譬喻人生
429
00:27:30,004 --> 00:27:33,340
就像在譬喻我的蛋蛋
430
00:27:38,387 --> 00:27:41,223
安妮,發生了什麼事嗎?
431
00:27:41,307 --> 00:27:44,059
聖路易斯的星光粉監獄遭到襲擊
432
00:27:44,143 --> 00:27:45,728
他們都死了
433
00:27:46,312 --> 00:27:50,232
就像之前的波特蘭
沙加緬度、波夕...
434
00:27:50,858 --> 00:27:54,111
膏鐵俠應該也可以加入名單
435
00:27:55,529 --> 00:27:58,115
你沒有殺了他們
436
00:27:59,241 --> 00:28:00,326
是他們選擇對抗
437
00:28:00,409 --> 00:28:03,287
因為他們以為我會出手營救
438
00:28:03,370 --> 00:28:06,415
我跟他們說過,我們一定能夠逃走
439
00:28:07,082 --> 00:28:10,419
我說得很輕鬆,因為我不怕子彈
440
00:28:12,630 --> 00:28:14,715
你和修伊說過這件事嗎?
441
00:28:14,798 --> 00:28:17,176
沒有,因為他會說不是我的錯
442
00:28:17,259 --> 00:28:18,427
所以我不會說
443
00:28:22,389 --> 00:28:25,476
所以你不在乎病毒是否會殺了你
444
00:28:26,644 --> 00:28:30,105
是我害死他們
445
00:28:33,025 --> 00:28:37,905
所以我應該回鄉下
過著無憂無慮的生活嗎?
446
00:28:37,988 --> 00:28:40,574
不,我不要那樣活著
447
00:28:40,658 --> 00:28:44,036
跟隨他們,是唯一合理的作法
448
00:28:51,335 --> 00:28:56,507
說到拿過去的記憶折磨自己
我可是重量級冠軍
449
00:28:58,425 --> 00:29:01,387
對,沉溺在罪惡感裡比較輕鬆
450
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,016
但這樣很糟糕
451
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,687
你應該每天努力活著,繼續前進
452
00:29:10,271 --> 00:29:13,107
其他行為都是在污辱死者
453
00:29:15,818 --> 00:29:18,153
癡漢,放開我
454
00:29:18,237 --> 00:29:20,155
把你龜裂的老人手拿開
455
00:29:20,239 --> 00:29:21,949
猜猜今天誰沒去巡邏?
456
00:29:22,032 --> 00:29:22,866
慘了
457
00:29:23,534 --> 00:29:25,995
星光,天啊
458
00:29:26,078 --> 00:29:27,788
你們是恐怖分子
459
00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:30,583
怎麼處理她?
460
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,627
和岩石人一樣
461
00:29:36,171 --> 00:29:37,631
我們別無選擇
462
00:29:40,009 --> 00:29:40,926
什麼意思?
463
00:29:41,010 --> 00:29:42,386
好吧,跟我來
464
00:29:42,469 --> 00:29:43,596
不要,幹嘛?
465
00:29:44,805 --> 00:29:45,806
放我走
466
00:29:49,768 --> 00:29:50,686
{\an8}(星光)
467
00:29:50,769 --> 00:29:51,729
{\an8}墮胎者
468
00:29:52,605 --> 00:29:54,440
{\an8}(沃特國際-邁向自由營)
469
00:29:57,610 --> 00:29:59,445
(《與星光下廚,好氣色食譜》)
470
00:30:04,283 --> 00:30:08,120
{\an8}我在我們家的社區
發現這位可惡的星光粉
471
00:30:08,203 --> 00:30:10,956
{\an8}打擊犯罪讓我口渴極了
472
00:30:11,874 --> 00:30:14,835
{\an8}高速能量飲料,英雄專屬
473
00:30:14,918 --> 00:30:16,545
{\an8}只有15大卡
474
00:30:17,129 --> 00:30:17,963
{\an8}卡
475
00:30:19,214 --> 00:30:20,424
拍攝成功
476
00:30:20,507 --> 00:30:23,636
拜託,你搞錯了,我不是星光粉
477
00:30:23,719 --> 00:30:25,638
“只有15大卡”
478
00:30:25,721 --> 00:30:29,600
- 對
-“現在還加了巴西莓和瑪卡喔”
479
00:30:29,683 --> 00:30:31,060
糟糕,我忘了
480
00:30:31,143 --> 00:30:33,729
- 媽
- 別出來,柯瑞,快回屋子裡
481
00:30:33,812 --> 00:30:36,231
小子,退後一點
482
00:30:36,315 --> 00:30:39,026
如果你搞砸我的影片
我就當場轟了你
483
00:30:39,818 --> 00:30:40,944
好,再來一次
484
00:30:41,028 --> 00:30:42,821
喬一下奶,歪掉了
485
00:30:42,988 --> 00:30:44,156
進去吧
486
00:30:44,782 --> 00:30:48,452
{\an8}打擊犯罪讓我口渴極了
487
00:30:48,786 --> 00:30:52,915
高速能量飲料
現在還加了巴西莓和瑪卡喔
488
00:30:53,707 --> 00:30:54,708
棒呆了
489
00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:55,626
讚
490
00:30:55,709 --> 00:30:57,211
- 祝坐牢愉快
- 走吧
491
00:30:57,294 --> 00:30:58,128
- 不,求求你
- 媽
492
00:31:02,174 --> 00:31:03,258
媽
493
00:31:03,842 --> 00:31:05,260
- 停車
- 休想
494
00:31:05,344 --> 00:31:06,595
我們得去幫忙
495
00:31:06,679 --> 00:31:10,140
這樣八百公里內的超級英雄
會在一小時內全部追過來
496
00:31:10,516 --> 00:31:13,310
我們別分心,做好眼前的工作
497
00:31:13,394 --> 00:31:14,228
去他的工作
498
00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:19,900
紀美子,別這樣
499
00:31:43,799 --> 00:31:44,967
護國超人?
500
00:31:45,926 --> 00:31:46,802
糟糕
501
00:31:48,554 --> 00:31:49,471
護國超人?
502
00:31:55,185 --> 00:31:56,019
智者
503
00:31:56,103 --> 00:31:57,396
- 嘿
- 我只是在...
504
00:31:59,106 --> 00:32:00,607
有什麼事嗎?
505
00:32:01,859 --> 00:32:04,153
今天真是充滿驚奇
506
00:32:04,236 --> 00:32:06,196
你確定將他喚醒是正確決定嗎?
507
00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:07,156
是
508
00:32:07,239 --> 00:32:09,324
你有告訴士兵男孩病毒的事嗎?
509
00:32:09,408 --> 00:32:10,451
沒有
510
00:32:10,534 --> 00:32:12,327
當然沒有
511
00:32:14,371 --> 00:32:15,706
我該說什麼?
512
00:32:16,498 --> 00:32:19,084
“嘿,我需要你幫我一件事
513
00:32:19,168 --> 00:32:22,838
但你得小心,現在有一種
超級英雄致死病毒
514
00:32:22,921 --> 00:32:24,673
你可能會在哀號中死去”
515
00:32:25,257 --> 00:32:26,884
他一定會開心接下任務
516
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,805
你得好好學習
駕馭操控型人格的方法,小姐
517
00:32:33,766 --> 00:32:36,935
而且,如果真的有這種病毒
518
00:32:37,019 --> 00:32:39,229
讓他替我們冒險,不是比較好?
519
00:32:40,481 --> 00:32:42,608
- 所以是策略
- 沒錯
520
00:32:42,691 --> 00:32:45,068
因為我曾一度擔心,你將他喚醒
521
00:32:45,152 --> 00:32:46,445
是出於父子關係
522
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:51,533
所以當他感染死亡...
523
00:32:51,658 --> 00:32:52,868
這點你無法確定
524
00:32:52,951 --> 00:32:55,412
如果他真的死了,你不會崩潰
525
00:32:55,496 --> 00:32:56,914
因為這是策略?
526
00:32:58,999 --> 00:32:59,833
很好
527
00:33:34,117 --> 00:33:36,662
在無控制環境中測試生化武器
528
00:33:36,745 --> 00:33:37,871
已經夠危險了
529
00:33:38,747 --> 00:33:40,582
運送過程沒有必要預防措施...
530
00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:43,710
好了,少說話多奉獻
531
00:33:45,504 --> 00:33:46,338
我來拿
532
00:33:53,053 --> 00:33:54,263
這東西易碎嗎?
533
00:33:54,346 --> 00:33:57,850
非常易碎
534
00:33:57,933 --> 00:33:59,226
如果在路上破掉呢?
535
00:33:59,309 --> 00:34:01,186
地球上的超級英雄都會死亡
536
00:34:02,271 --> 00:34:07,192
也有極小的機率會殺光所有人類
537
00:34:09,987 --> 00:34:11,154
那麼...
538
00:34:12,823 --> 00:34:14,199
別讓它掉下去
539
00:34:17,661 --> 00:34:18,871
非常感謝你
540
00:34:27,337 --> 00:34:28,505
快呼吸
541
00:34:39,683 --> 00:34:41,059
你讓他呼吸了嗎?
542
00:34:41,143 --> 00:34:42,311
什麼?
543
00:34:42,394 --> 00:34:45,314
你讓他呼吸了嗎?
544
00:34:45,397 --> 00:34:48,650
這傢伙一動也不動
545
00:34:48,734 --> 00:34:50,193
其他超能少年隊就要回來了
546
00:34:51,028 --> 00:34:53,155
我們正在努力想辦法
547
00:35:03,206 --> 00:35:05,125
你剛才說錯了
548
00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:06,627
我們不是恐怖分子
549
00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:08,754
天啊,所有人回來後
550
00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:10,964
疾行俠一定會讓你吃榴彈
551
00:35:11,048 --> 00:35:14,676
然後喵女會在你身上找個洞撇條
552
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,263
我們的計畫並不包括綁架你
553
00:35:18,347 --> 00:35:20,349
感覺糟透了
554
00:35:20,432 --> 00:35:23,268
對,我的感覺絕對和你一樣糟
555
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,984
如果沒必要,我們也不想再待下去
556
00:35:31,068 --> 00:35:35,072
我們只需要讓岩石人恢復呼吸
557
00:35:38,241 --> 00:35:41,578
你的鬍鬚好像陰毛
你朋友會讓你口愛嗎?
558
00:35:41,662 --> 00:35:43,497
我女兒正值青春期
559
00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:45,999
你說的這些話無法激怒我
560
00:35:46,792 --> 00:35:49,878
你之前不是養了十隻烏鴉?
561
00:35:49,962 --> 00:35:52,005
你殺了牠們嗎?
562
00:35:53,382 --> 00:35:54,466
讓我猜猜
563
00:35:55,425 --> 00:35:57,010
被喵女吃掉了?
564
00:35:58,011 --> 00:35:59,096
可惡
565
00:35:59,179 --> 00:36:02,557
女爵,他們根本就不在乎你
或剩下的兩隻烏鴉
566
00:36:02,641 --> 00:36:04,935
牠們叫羅素和卡麥隆
567
00:36:05,018 --> 00:36:07,854
重點是,沃特根本就不在乎你們
568
00:36:07,938 --> 00:36:11,733
他們抽你六成佣金?太誇張了
569
00:36:15,195 --> 00:36:17,406
混蛋,別偷看我的東西
570
00:36:17,489 --> 00:36:20,826
百解憂、威克倦、立普能
571
00:36:20,909 --> 00:36:21,743
真是棒呆了
572
00:36:21,827 --> 00:36:23,578
孩子,你才19歲嗎?
573
00:36:23,662 --> 00:36:26,373
你何必為了這些人折磨自己?
574
00:36:26,456 --> 00:36:29,418
他們只想榨乾你賺的每一毛錢
575
00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:31,503
然後再將你一腳踢開
576
00:36:31,586 --> 00:36:34,673
你何必為他們送命?
577
00:36:39,302 --> 00:36:41,930
拜託別殺我
578
00:36:42,014 --> 00:36:43,682
我只想回家
579
00:36:44,891 --> 00:36:47,978
我很想我媽,還有我爸
580
00:36:48,937 --> 00:36:50,105
拜託
581
00:37:02,659 --> 00:37:03,702
小心
582
00:37:08,623 --> 00:37:10,667
喂,笑一個,修伊
583
00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:12,502
膏鐵俠死了,你有點爽吧?
584
00:37:16,298 --> 00:37:18,300
我一點也不高興
585
00:37:18,633 --> 00:37:21,636
膏鐵俠作惡多端,但他救了我們的命
586
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:24,431
他死為英雄,真正的英雄
587
00:37:24,514 --> 00:37:27,184
許多其他超級英雄也命不該絕
588
00:37:27,267 --> 00:37:31,396
我知道你在獄中坐了一年苦牢
589
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,942
讓你在團隊中有一定地位
我就不拐彎抹角了
590
00:37:36,777 --> 00:37:39,446
你得擺脫這種沒營養的爛想法
591
00:37:40,322 --> 00:37:41,990
這樣對誰都沒好處
592
00:37:42,074 --> 00:37:43,700
尤其是你女友
593
00:37:43,784 --> 00:37:45,577
所以她才對你愛理不理
594
00:37:45,702 --> 00:37:48,038
別跟我提安妮
你根本就不瞭解她的狀況
595
00:37:48,121 --> 00:37:50,165
但她終於知道這計畫可能的後果
596
00:37:50,248 --> 00:37:52,459
她也知道你容易心軟
597
00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:55,378
腦子裡有個吉米尼蟋蟀
要你“傾聽自己”
598
00:37:56,546 --> 00:37:58,256
這樣會把她害死
599
00:38:01,134 --> 00:38:03,553
你這個人還有人性嗎?
600
00:38:06,973 --> 00:38:08,934
是你會害死安妮,不是我
601
00:38:10,393 --> 00:38:11,770
但我不會允許
602
00:38:15,565 --> 00:38:16,525
瞭解
603
00:38:28,829 --> 00:38:30,288
- 要命
- 修伊,瓶子
604
00:38:30,997 --> 00:38:31,832
可惡
605
00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:34,334
沒事
606
00:38:37,838 --> 00:38:39,297
等一下,那是...
607
00:38:42,425 --> 00:38:44,344
果然出現了
608
00:38:44,427 --> 00:38:46,638
他不是應該已經死了?
609
00:38:48,056 --> 00:38:49,432
應該是
610
00:38:50,267 --> 00:38:51,935
但馬洛利把他冷凍了一下
611
00:38:55,188 --> 00:38:56,898
你現在才跟我們說?
612
00:38:58,984 --> 00:39:00,527
上帝正眷顧著我們
613
00:39:00,610 --> 00:39:02,112
哪裡眷顧了?
614
00:39:02,195 --> 00:39:03,655
我們需要白老鼠
615
00:39:04,698 --> 00:39:06,908
誰會比護國超人的老爸更適合?
616
00:39:09,327 --> 00:39:10,495
新計畫
617
00:39:12,539 --> 00:39:16,376
喂,你不是應該變成一支大冰棒了?
618
00:39:16,459 --> 00:39:17,794
你不是應該變聰明了?
619
00:39:17,878 --> 00:39:20,714
你用“不要當個混球”這名字租車嗎?
620
00:39:20,797 --> 00:39:22,757
當初前往英雄狂歡節
你也用這個別名
621
00:39:22,841 --> 00:39:24,759
往事只能回味
622
00:39:29,514 --> 00:39:32,976
不行,只有你和我
623
00:39:41,651 --> 00:39:44,863
看來沒錯,你成為我們一員了
624
00:39:44,946 --> 00:39:47,532
如果無法打贏就加入他們
625
00:39:47,616 --> 00:39:48,909
然後再打贏他們
626
00:39:48,992 --> 00:39:51,036
擁有超能力也救不了你
627
00:39:51,119 --> 00:39:52,621
這不代表我們不能合作
628
00:39:52,704 --> 00:39:56,374
護國超人現在更討人厭了
真是無法置信
629
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:57,959
不早點幹掉他不行
630
00:39:58,043 --> 00:40:00,170
你還在肖想加入七巨頭?
631
00:40:00,253 --> 00:40:02,422
靠,我們明明說好了
632
00:40:02,505 --> 00:40:05,717
我遵守協議,結果你卻出賣我
633
00:40:06,301 --> 00:40:07,928
害我又被關回箱子
634
00:40:08,011 --> 00:40:11,264
為什麼?因為我想殺了某個笨小孩?
635
00:40:11,348 --> 00:40:13,099
那孩子是你孫子
636
00:40:13,183 --> 00:40:14,309
這樣做值得嗎?
637
00:40:14,392 --> 00:40:16,770
你還是覺得你沒做錯決定?
638
00:40:16,853 --> 00:40:18,563
那個小屁孩在哪?
639
00:40:18,647 --> 00:40:20,649
其實是護國超人在耍你
640
00:40:20,732 --> 00:40:23,568
他有跟你說,我們有很厲害的病毒
641
00:40:23,652 --> 00:40:27,072
能夠殺死全世界的超級英雄嗎?
642
00:40:27,155 --> 00:40:29,032
- 狗屁
- 我發誓是真的
643
00:40:29,366 --> 00:40:31,243
這病毒的威力...
644
00:40:32,911 --> 00:40:35,288
凶狠無比
645
00:40:35,372 --> 00:40:39,459
你怎麼不想想
為何他派你過來,不自己出手?
646
00:40:40,168 --> 00:40:42,545
你又成為犧牲者了
647
00:40:44,214 --> 00:40:45,757
再說吧
648
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,384
看來你還是不懂
649
00:40:48,551 --> 00:40:51,888
我、護國超人、你以前的夥伴
650
00:40:52,847 --> 00:40:54,599
所有人都在耍你
651
00:40:54,683 --> 00:40:56,184
你想知道原因嗎?
652
00:40:57,727 --> 00:41:02,065
因為你是他媽的大蠢蛋
653
00:41:08,405 --> 00:41:09,531
發生了什麼事?
654
00:41:18,832 --> 00:41:21,960
你們兩個白癡
是這裡的超級英雄嗎?
655
00:41:22,043 --> 00:41:24,296
天啊,士兵男孩?
656
00:41:25,005 --> 00:41:27,048
你不是死了?社會主義者
657
00:41:28,925 --> 00:41:30,176
要命
658
00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:31,303
別說蠢話
659
00:41:31,386 --> 00:41:33,263
閉上你的嘴巴仔細聽
660
00:41:33,346 --> 00:41:36,683
有個日本人和娘砲往東邊逃走了
找到他們然後幹掉
661
00:41:36,808 --> 00:41:38,518
否則我就讓你們肚破腸流
662
00:41:38,601 --> 00:41:40,020
再拿來綁鞋帶
663
00:41:41,896 --> 00:41:42,731
快去
664
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:46,776
靠
665
00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:52,866
我就知道
666
00:41:57,704 --> 00:41:59,289
母奶,我們要進去了
667
00:41:59,372 --> 00:42:00,957
別急,慢慢來
668
00:42:01,041 --> 00:42:02,709
是士兵男孩,他還活著
669
00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:04,919
- 士兵男孩?
- 對,他就在我們後面
670
00:42:05,003 --> 00:42:07,047
- 他還活著?
- 對,將一切準備就緒
671
00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:09,549
可惡,我們還有多少時間?
672
00:42:09,632 --> 00:42:11,134
修伊?
673
00:42:13,595 --> 00:42:15,388
我們得動作快
674
00:42:15,472 --> 00:42:17,307
士兵男孩正朝這邊過來
675
00:42:17,390 --> 00:42:18,641
糟糕
676
00:42:49,506 --> 00:42:50,590
快跑
677
00:43:11,486 --> 00:43:12,445
(我們相信護國超人)
678
00:43:30,463 --> 00:43:32,924
兄弟,我得撇條
679
00:43:33,550 --> 00:43:35,677
懂嗎?就是你
680
00:43:37,595 --> 00:43:38,680
你就是大便
681
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,601
修伊
682
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:01,995
我接住你了
683
00:44:03,705 --> 00:44:04,539
我知道
684
00:44:17,510 --> 00:44:19,762
- 天啊,你沒事吧?病毒...
- 對,我沒事
685
00:44:19,846 --> 00:44:21,764
- 應該沒事
- 好
686
00:44:24,350 --> 00:44:25,685
喂,混球
687
00:44:26,186 --> 00:44:27,437
- 糟糕
- 快跑
688
00:44:28,771 --> 00:44:29,814
快
689
00:44:33,443 --> 00:44:34,611
天啊
690
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,279
跟我來
691
00:44:39,365 --> 00:44:40,200
站住
692
00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:49,542
修伊坎貝爾
693
00:44:49,626 --> 00:44:53,421
你這個沒用的口交男居然還活著?
694
00:44:53,505 --> 00:44:55,715
你說笑話都會扯到男男口愛
695
00:44:56,257 --> 00:44:57,467
你真的很執著
696
00:45:00,386 --> 00:45:04,057
這就是他三句不離的病毒?
所謂的超級英雄殺手?
697
00:45:04,724 --> 00:45:07,310
你今天休想,你這個愛吞精的娘砲
698
00:45:07,393 --> 00:45:08,269
什麼?
699
00:45:14,484 --> 00:45:15,860
不要病毒
700
00:45:15,944 --> 00:45:20,532
混蛋,我會將熱騰騰的洨噴到你臉上
701
00:45:20,615 --> 00:45:23,034
兄弟,現在別射出來
702
00:45:31,251 --> 00:45:32,377
搞什麼...
703
00:45:54,941 --> 00:45:57,151
不
704
00:45:59,529 --> 00:46:00,530
站住
705
00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:08,973
他們死了嗎?
706
00:47:09,599 --> 00:47:10,433
死透了
707
00:47:10,516 --> 00:47:12,518
靠,真想親眼瞧瞧
708
00:47:12,602 --> 00:47:14,604
你休想
709
00:47:16,689 --> 00:47:18,066
快,我們走了
710
00:47:18,816 --> 00:47:20,318
別過來
711
00:47:20,401 --> 00:47:23,655
我們得先確定我沒有被感染瘟疫
712
00:47:47,345 --> 00:47:48,179
謝謝
713
00:47:58,981 --> 00:48:00,316
讚
714
00:48:01,901 --> 00:48:03,069
可以談談嗎?
715
00:48:03,653 --> 00:48:05,238
你在那裡等
716
00:48:07,490 --> 00:48:09,909
- 你在做什麼?
- 我正要享用乳酪捲餅
717
00:48:09,992 --> 00:48:12,120
- 如果你想吃,我還有
- 不用,謝謝
718
00:48:12,203 --> 00:48:13,663
特級脆捲餅,乳酪小圓餅?
719
00:48:13,746 --> 00:48:15,456
- 不用了
- 醉雞脆捲餅?
720
00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:17,583
- 我不想吃墨西哥捲餅
- 好吧
721
00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:22,088
逮捕所有星光信徒
是一項經過深思熟慮的計畫
722
00:48:22,171 --> 00:48:24,382
- 非常正確的做法
- 他不在公司
723
00:48:24,465 --> 00:48:26,092
感謝上帝
724
00:48:26,175 --> 00:48:27,468
真是要命
725
00:48:28,052 --> 00:48:30,179
- 我們何必這麼做?
- 做什麼?
726
00:48:30,263 --> 00:48:33,307
如果貼怪東西就是犯罪
我應該得坐兩年牢
727
00:48:33,391 --> 00:48:35,268
這是護國超人制定的政策
728
00:48:35,351 --> 00:48:37,103
- 我只負責執行
- 我不相信
729
00:48:37,186 --> 00:48:38,980
你是全世界最聰明的人
730
00:48:39,063 --> 00:48:41,107
你不可能沒有自己的看法
731
00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:42,316
我的看法
732
00:48:43,651 --> 00:48:47,071
我的看法是
我應該讓華倫巴菲特躺在地上
733
00:48:47,155 --> 00:48:49,407
舔我的妹妹,直到他得換膝關節
734
00:48:49,991 --> 00:48:53,619
全世界的白人富翁
都會仔細聽我說話
735
00:48:53,703 --> 00:48:57,206
這種感覺比我想像得還讚
736
00:48:57,290 --> 00:49:00,710
艾希莉,她很聰明,你得說理才行
737
00:49:01,294 --> 00:49:05,840
我是過來人,我曾坐在你現在的位置
738
00:49:05,923 --> 00:49:09,218
那位置不是寶座,而是斷頭臺
739
00:49:10,219 --> 00:49:13,598
我可以幫助你,但你得願意跟我談
740
00:49:18,227 --> 00:49:20,354
別再費盡力氣讀我的心了
741
00:49:20,438 --> 00:49:21,564
你也曉得你不行
742
00:49:21,647 --> 00:49:23,691
只會讓你的後腦勺爆開
743
00:49:30,782 --> 00:49:32,617
你真的很厲害,艾希莉
744
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:35,995
我沒看過有人想展現骨氣
卻搞得如此可悲
745
00:49:36,078 --> 00:49:38,664
他們正在逮捕無辜的民眾,沒錯
746
00:49:38,748 --> 00:49:40,708
但你得先讓智者吃完捲餅
747
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:41,876
你先離開一下
748
00:49:49,217 --> 00:49:50,510
我看得出你有骨氣
749
00:49:50,593 --> 00:49:51,677
好好利用一下
750
00:49:51,761 --> 00:49:53,095
我有雷射眼嗎?沒有
751
00:49:53,179 --> 00:49:54,889
我只有一顆發瘋的腫瘤
752
00:49:54,972 --> 00:49:56,766
這就像高二的歷史重演
753
00:49:56,849 --> 00:49:58,851
還記得你讓丹尼雀斯坦柏格
754
00:49:58,935 --> 00:50:01,938
在餐廳後面摸我們的妹妹
因為他有傑米羅奎的門票
755
00:50:02,021 --> 00:50:04,065
結果他帶米莉安艾柏邦去?
756
00:50:04,148 --> 00:50:06,400
乖乖聽話無法達到目的
757
00:50:06,484 --> 00:50:08,736
這是我們活著的原因
758
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:10,696
你應該聽膏鐵俠的話一起逃走的
759
00:50:10,780 --> 00:50:12,907
至少他保留了一絲尊嚴
760
00:50:12,990 --> 00:50:14,075
所以他死了
761
00:50:14,158 --> 00:50:15,409
“他們的目標是共產黨
762
00:50:15,493 --> 00:50:17,995
但我沒有發聲,因為我不是...”
763
00:50:18,079 --> 00:50:19,705
現在別演馬丁尼莫拉
764
00:50:19,789 --> 00:50:21,249
你以前很喜歡他的詩
765
00:50:21,332 --> 00:50:23,835
還有勃肯鞋和捏陶土
766
00:50:23,918 --> 00:50:27,129
你原本還想為世界做出貢獻
你是怎麼了?
767
00:50:27,213 --> 00:50:29,298
我努力過了
768
00:50:29,882 --> 00:50:31,509
但我無計可施
769
00:50:31,592 --> 00:50:34,387
多數政府官員都認為護國超人瘋了
770
00:50:34,470 --> 00:50:38,766
中情局、五角大廈...
如果你願意的話,他們會跟隨你
771
00:50:38,850 --> 00:50:41,185
我不是總統,我是副總統
772
00:50:41,269 --> 00:50:42,895
你還是能做出貢獻,艾希莉
773
00:50:42,979 --> 00:50:44,730
我們可以的
774
00:50:44,814 --> 00:50:45,940
閉嘴
775
00:50:46,524 --> 00:50:48,234
我泡澡時會再仰漂
776
00:50:48,317 --> 00:50:49,318
想試試看嗎?
777
00:50:50,236 --> 00:50:52,488
你可以做得更好...
778
00:50:53,531 --> 00:50:54,490
不要
779
00:50:56,868 --> 00:50:58,202
{\an8}我們沒感染?
780
00:50:58,286 --> 00:50:59,579
你很肯定?
781
00:50:59,662 --> 00:51:01,956
我檢查結果三次了
你們都不是帶原者
782
00:51:02,039 --> 00:51:03,791
人類不會被傳染
783
00:51:18,055 --> 00:51:19,140
噁心
784
00:51:19,891 --> 00:51:22,393
同樣情景我之前只看過一次
785
00:51:23,519 --> 00:51:26,689
當時你在23號公路
休息站的應召站外頭
786
00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:30,985
士兵死了,只剩護國超人
787
00:51:31,068 --> 00:51:33,237
- 我們成功了
- 早該如此了
788
00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:48,210
我們逃走吧
789
00:51:50,504 --> 00:51:51,339
什麼?
790
00:51:52,298 --> 00:51:55,801
太平洋有五十多個無人小島
791
00:51:55,885 --> 00:52:00,848
只要找出最偏遠的一座
大家就永遠找不到我們
792
00:52:03,142 --> 00:52:04,185
你說得對
793
00:52:05,478 --> 00:52:09,398
這種病毒不受控,無法阻止傳播
794
00:52:09,482 --> 00:52:12,193
我不知道該如何保護你不受感染
795
00:52:12,276 --> 00:52:16,739
除了帶著你離開這裡,越遠越好
796
00:52:26,165 --> 00:52:30,294
{\an8}我們得留下
797
00:52:34,507 --> 00:52:36,384
你沒看到剛才的慘況
798
00:52:36,467 --> 00:52:37,760
太危險了
799
00:52:37,843 --> 00:52:40,596
現在大家都很危險
他們正在逮捕無辜的人
800
00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:43,140
別這樣
801
00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:46,519
別讓我眼睜睜看著你死
802
00:52:47,103 --> 00:52:49,146
這樣我們才能為那些
803
00:52:50,523 --> 00:52:52,942
被我們殺害的人贖罪,我們必須...
804
00:52:54,443 --> 00:52:56,737
每天努力活著,繼續前進?
805
00:53:26,017 --> 00:53:27,560
你不必壓抑情緒
806
00:53:28,310 --> 00:53:29,478
這種病毒...
807
00:53:31,272 --> 00:53:32,648
非常嚇人
808
00:53:32,732 --> 00:53:33,983
或許吧
809
00:53:34,066 --> 00:53:37,069
但是對岩石人來說,這樣反而比較好
810
00:53:39,864 --> 00:53:42,324
過去一整年,我也不太好過
811
00:53:42,825 --> 00:53:44,243
我們都一樣
812
00:53:45,953 --> 00:53:47,663
我們也不該好過
813
00:53:47,747 --> 00:53:50,666
如果你不想談這件事,就不必...
814
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:51,667
太好了
815
00:53:51,751 --> 00:53:53,419
但我不會對你見死不救
816
00:53:56,756 --> 00:53:58,090
我會繼續努力
817
00:54:01,052 --> 00:54:04,638
如果你沒辦法
那就讓我為我們倆繼續努力
818
00:54:07,183 --> 00:54:09,685
但是別再找布奇求助了
819
00:54:26,410 --> 00:54:29,705
我知道,我太晚回家了
820
00:54:44,095 --> 00:54:45,262
泰爾...
821
00:54:47,848 --> 00:54:49,850
吃藥了
822
00:54:59,026 --> 00:55:00,486
誰是乖狗狗啊?
823
00:55:15,251 --> 00:55:18,420
小心,長官,這種病毒會傳染
824
00:55:19,255 --> 00:55:21,757
我聽到消息就迅速趕到
將建築物封鎖
825
00:55:21,841 --> 00:55:23,968
送士兵男孩出去當白老鼠?
826
00:55:24,051 --> 00:55:25,594
真是高明的策略
827
00:55:25,678 --> 00:55:28,055
您的洞察力一直高人一等
828
00:55:29,056 --> 00:55:30,599
我囑咐他要回報
829
00:55:31,308 --> 00:55:33,978
別單獨行動,他何必這麼做?
830
00:55:34,061 --> 00:55:37,189
他現在是士兵男屍了
831
00:55:37,273 --> 00:55:38,107
滾
832
00:55:39,358 --> 00:55:41,110
我必須待在這裡
833
00:55:41,193 --> 00:55:42,319
應該是你死才對
834
00:55:42,403 --> 00:55:43,445
知道了
835
00:55:44,363 --> 00:55:45,531
- 對不起
- 給我滾
836
00:55:51,662 --> 00:55:52,830
我剛剛去游泳
837
00:56:10,848 --> 00:56:12,016
不
838
00:56:14,810 --> 00:56:16,520
不
839
00:56:18,105 --> 00:56:19,607
你怎麼也死了?
840
00:56:20,816 --> 00:56:21,901
我不接受
841
00:56:30,159 --> 00:56:32,578
為何所有人都丟下我?
842
00:56:36,165 --> 00:56:37,333
對不起
843
00:56:38,792 --> 00:56:45,466
(毒化物應變小組)
844
00:56:54,266 --> 00:56:55,267
(改編自炸藥娛樂漫畫
作者:蓋斯恩尼斯)
845
00:56:55,351 --> 00:56:56,227
(插畫:德瑞克羅伯森)
846
00:58:56,722 --> 00:58:58,724
字幕翻譯: 雪倫
847
00:58:58,807 --> 00:59:00,809
創意監督
張世幸