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{\an8}(沃特國際)
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{\an8}在這個混亂的世界,有些事恆久不變
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良善的一方終將獲勝
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給我退後,否則我就燒死你們!
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他們的愛能征服一切
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我才是你父親,不是他
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萊恩
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這些英雄將響應號召保護人民
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我想邀膏鐵俠加入
他就在敵營,隨時可行動
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當我扛著你抵達急診室
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我在沃特做了許多事
卻從未如此快樂過
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讓我們完成心願的方法
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能殺死超級英雄的病毒
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有人正在進行實驗
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能將護國超人置之死地的病毒
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可能會變得非常不穩定
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全球疫情大爆發
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種族滅絕有什麼大不了?
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滾吧,讓我安詳死去
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七巨頭將變得更強大
掌聲歡迎爆裂女
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我對你沒有慾望
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我是為了表達忠誠
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我願意為你赴湯蹈火
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和智者女俠
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她是世界上最聰明的人
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法西斯主義者
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人民會自我毀滅
你再趁機伸出援手...
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像凱撒一樣
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你說對了
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他一上任
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我們得引用第25修正案
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誰來處理這些事?
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交給我
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護國超人想把星光粉都關進拘留營
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你也覺得無所謂?
你不曉得拘留營這件事
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你會幫我們打倒沃特,還有護國超人
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不得交易
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紐曼容易受騙,所以我改用其他方法
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{\an8}眾議院議長考宏
是總統第一順位繼任者
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{\an8}他想向你表達效忠之心
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- 既然國家已經將公權力全權交付...
- 不
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...我們將徵召一支
名符其實的超級英雄軍團
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讓這些叛徒從我們的政府和民間消失
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美國將再次成為安全國度
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我想對星光粉說,我們來找你們了
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因為今天
超級英雄的新時代已經開啟
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我首先聯絡的就是你
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真是不敢相信,他一直在這?
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(沃特國際年度股東大會)
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美國...
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謝謝大家...
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謝謝,歡迎你們
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蒞臨沃特國際年度股東大會
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爆裂女們集合
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開始就定位,上場了
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動作快,快點
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排隊上場,別分心
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他們只會騷擾...
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不久前,我們的內心充滿絕望
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星光粉四處作亂
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星光更是獨自展開瘋狂殺戮
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但我們說:“不行,夠了
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你們休想在美國撒野”
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於是我們手牽手
成功邁入嶄新的金色黎明
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(訊號強度:弱)
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繼續
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住手
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我們已將星光粉認定為恐怖組織
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其他英雄正在武裝部隊光榮服役
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感謝新任參謀長聯席會議主席
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混沌將軍
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淨利上升21個百分點
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《G戰士:未來往昔》
總票房已突破二十億
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別讓我開始說明
息稅折舊攤銷前利潤
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但這些都比不上一件最重要的事實
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那就是美國已成為
更安全、更敬畏上帝的國家
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我們的國家
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對
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對
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你們知道星光
在南方邊界幹了什麼好事嗎?
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(訊號強度:強)
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收到了
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那婊子的作為毫無深度...
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護國超人與梅芙女王
天啊,他們要拋下我們
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救她們兩個
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- 不行
- 救她們兩個就好
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好讓她們跟大家說
我們讓其他人死掉嗎?
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拜託!
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不行,梅芙...別過來
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大家通通退後
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給我退後,否則我就燒死你們!
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我會把你們通通燒死!
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(無訊號)
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《黑袍糾察隊》
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{\an8}這是AI生成的抹黑內容
就這麼簡單
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{\an8}美國人民看見類似訊息
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{\an8}一定會公開譴責謊言...
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{\an8}給我退後,否則我就燒死你們!
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{\an8}給我退後,我會把你們通通...
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{\an8}(星光粉製作深偽影片)
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{\an8}各位女士先生,歡迎美國副總統
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悲痛
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哀傷,這是我們目睹
護國超人等美國英雄
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遭人誣蔑時的感受
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這部所謂的37號班機影片
很明顯是馬克思主義者
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星光粉發布的深偽作品
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現在開放提問
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- 克里斯海斯
- 副總統貝瑞特...
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克里斯
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{\an8}我知道你想問什麼,答案是“不”
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{\an8}我的超能者身分
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{\an8}不會降低我的客觀性
以及對國家的忠誠度
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就是這種反超級英雄問題
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害我一直不敢出櫃
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說真的,有更好的問題嗎?
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你會將批評政府的星光粉
關在所謂的“自由營”嗎?
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又是標題黨
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{\an8}誰不喜歡自由和露營?
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紙終究包不住火
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我們早就準備好了
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過去24小時
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我們已大量散布假新聞
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混淆社會大眾視聽
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股價只下跌半個百分點
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除此之外,損失微乎其微
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這是什麼?
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《古騰堡聖經》
馬丁施克雷利給我友情價
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看來你現在活得春風得意
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彼得泰爾和歐巴馬夫婦
還會打電話向你諮詢...
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大家都愛你
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你以為我在意嗎?
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或許你以前不會
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這一切都是為了你
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股價越高,富翁們就越高興
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你也越能隨心所欲做事
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你知道新聞台說我是殺人兇手嗎?
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他們說我或許已經殺了...
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我兒子?
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不會的,大家都知道萊恩是...
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抱歉,他正在斯瓦爾巴群島讀寄宿學校
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大家都相信這套說法
我們沒有問題的
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那你呢,智者?
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你...沒問題吧?
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我很好
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湯瑪斯戈多金甩掉你後
你完全不會分心?
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你沒有戳額葉
讓心痛的感覺變得麻木?
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沒有
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那麼請你告訴我
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星光怎麼有辦法溜進來?
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我被當眾羞辱
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你還嫌大家不夠討厭我嗎?
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你的好感度超過96分
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微笑就能賺取好感度
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但是那幾百萬位星光粉依舊沒有變心
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這才是重點
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你看過那些關於我的梗圖嗎?
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貼梗圖的人應該被抓起來
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對,但我們不能...
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你是說真的
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長官
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目前的衝突有利於我們
人民才會繼續恐懼
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不對...
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你說過要讓我成為凱撒
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他曾被好友背叛
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我是過來人
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我要人民效忠
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對我效忠
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我說什麼都行嗎?
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你說說看
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我說過,無論你擁有多少權力
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你都不會快樂
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你知道什麼能讓我快樂嗎?
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當我看見
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星光和威廉布奇變成兩具屍體時
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我要你故意洩露消息,說我們三天後
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將會處決修伊坎貝爾、母奶
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還有那位法國人
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星光和布奇一定會落入圈套
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然後我就能一次永絕後患
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包在我身上
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(不保證收益,這是賭注
沃特幣)
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(自由營-讓你自由)
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(弗農監獄-47號自由營)
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{\an8}(弗農監獄公司)
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(《深入險境》潛水王著)
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可以小心一點嗎?
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抱歉,幹得好,小修伊
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謝謝
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還有,安妮真是屌爆了
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好好享用
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我押我兄弟
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路易斯,給我一杯
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安妮公開37號班機影片
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喔
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“喔”?反應有夠冷淡
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(英國倫敦)
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哈囉,爸
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比利?
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你現在是通緝犯,你來這裡做什麼?
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只是稍微停留
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想說給你一個驚喜
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跟雷尼還有媽說聲嗨
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這證明上帝並不存在
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她死了,你卻還活著...
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與肛門癌共同茁壯
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你撇條時會痛嗎?
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希望如此
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我想問你關於喪禮的事
但是找不到你
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我發現他們在教堂的墳墓旁有個空位
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你該不會想要葬在那裡吧?
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我已經付錢了
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我們這種人無法和他們一樣
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獲得永生
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這就是你回來的目的?
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00:14:24,052 --> 00:14:25,178
折磨一位老人?
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{\an8}(1988年青少年魔術冠軍)
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- 你在哪找到獎盃?
- 閣樓
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睹物思人
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雷尼花了五星期練習四連環魔術
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我還記得他獲勝時的表情
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00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:50,578
他笑得好開心
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然後他回家...
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你卻罵他是個娘砲
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害他不想再看見這座獎盃
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你回來做什麼?
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你沒必要生氣
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我沒有生氣
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我非常感激你
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感激你時常揍我、拿皮帶抽我...
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造就現在的我
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00:15:30,702 --> 00:15:32,579
讓我和你一個樣
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- 你待會就知道
- 兒子
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00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,377
- 饒了我吧
- 我知道
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00:15:40,378 --> 00:15:42,213
我的日子不多了
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00:15:42,297 --> 00:15:44,257
你沒必要浪費力氣
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00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:45,759
我知道
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00:15:47,385 --> 00:15:50,054
但聽見你大聲哭喊
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我會很開心
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00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:56,186
這樣也無法改變什麼
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00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:07,822
誰說我想改變了?
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00:16:12,952 --> 00:16:15,038
(《爆裂女實話實說》)
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00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,000
你是怎麼了?
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00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,835
- 什麼?
- 你的心跳好快
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00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:24,297
你很怕我?
245
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,758
不是的,我只是熱愛工作
246
00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:29,010
- 我很興奮
- 這是您要求的常溫飲料
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00:16:34,516 --> 00:16:35,600
祝拍攝愉快
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00:16:39,187 --> 00:16:40,021
好了
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00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:44,317
我想在八點去尚喬治用餐
跟他們說是我
250
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,486
將伊隆的訪問移到星期四
251
00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:48,696
還有跟傑瑞說我很不爽
252
00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:49,739
他想砍預算
253
00:16:49,823 --> 00:16:52,367
為何不找旗下的二流節目開刀?
254
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,500
你好,老大
255
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,670
您今天看起來真帥
256
00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:09,050
我花了一輩子時間拯救人民
257
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:12,929
他們卻一副膽戰心驚的樣子
258
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,764
像隻小兔子
259
00:17:14,848 --> 00:17:17,851
為什麼?他們在掩飾什麼?
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00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:20,019
他們沒有在掩飾什麼
261
00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:23,773
他們只是太景仰您了
262
00:17:31,531 --> 00:17:34,617
結果你心跳無力,就像心臟堆滿廢物
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00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:36,327
長官,對不起
264
00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:39,789
我想分泌母乳
真的,這是我最想做的事
265
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,002
但那種藥物會傷害我的心臟
266
00:17:45,837 --> 00:17:47,338
我差點就沒命了
267
00:17:58,182 --> 00:17:59,434
您是如何逮到他們的?
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00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:03,855
{\an8}我們的敵人已開始使用先進科技
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00:18:03,938 --> 00:18:06,399
{\an8}例如AI,也就是人工智慧
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{\an8}(專家揭穿37號班機影片真相)
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00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:11,571
{\an8}所以星光的確有“善用”嶄新AI技術
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00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:15,783
{\an8}首先,她使用深偽技術
讓自己變身為湯瑪斯戈多金
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00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:17,619
{\an8}怎麼可能有人買單?
274
00:18:17,702 --> 00:18:20,121
{\an8}她到底以為大家有多笨?
275
00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:25,043
{\an8}為了掩飾謀殺戈大無辜少年英雄的罪刑
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00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:30,798
{\an8}於是她利用AI技術
製作所謂的37號班機影片
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00:18:30,882 --> 00:18:32,467
{\an8}手法真是粗糙
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00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:35,303
{\an8}在這裡暫停一下
279
00:18:36,804 --> 00:18:40,391
{\an8}我檢查過了
我沒有哪隻手有七根手指
280
00:18:40,475 --> 00:18:43,895
{\an8}這不就是所謂的“恐怖谷理論”嗎?
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00:18:45,396 --> 00:18:46,230
{\an8}沒錯
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(菲律賓馬尼拉)
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00:18:54,572 --> 00:18:56,574
{\an8}味道好香
284
00:18:57,742 --> 00:19:01,621
{\an8}這是我深愛的人教我的
285
00:19:08,836 --> 00:19:11,756
{\an8}把這些拿去給你媽媽
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00:19:46,499 --> 00:19:47,583
喂
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00:19:50,837 --> 00:19:51,796
住手
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00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:54,215
我不是來找你,笨蛋
289
00:19:54,298 --> 00:19:56,175
他們想殺了法國佬
290
00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:57,844
沃特會在72小時後
291
00:19:58,636 --> 00:20:00,513
宰了他、修伊還有母奶
292
00:20:04,684 --> 00:20:08,438
我知道你不信任我
293
00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:12,150
但法國佬就快小命不保
我們沒時間耽擱了
294
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:15,528
我在普拉里德準備了一輛
加滿油的中情局公務車
295
00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:17,697
一小時後出發
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00:20:21,701 --> 00:20:23,411
(史上最佳音樂劇《南太平洋》)
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00:20:26,164 --> 00:20:27,457
笑一個,各位營友
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00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:32,378
{\an8}這是嶄新的一天
也是學習自由真諦的新機會
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00:20:32,462 --> 00:20:33,963
{\an8}艾薇,別那麼說
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00:20:34,047 --> 00:20:37,508
修伊,聯邦超級英雄事務處的人
絕對出不去
301
00:20:37,592 --> 00:20:39,010
完全沒希望
302
00:20:39,886 --> 00:20:43,014
我才是最不該擁抱希望的那位
303
00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:46,434
我曾被以西結勒脖、被黑俠追殺
304
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:48,436
被鯊魚追趕、被鯨魚吞進肚子
305
00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:52,106
遭俄羅斯人槍殺
差點在英雄狂歡節被炸爛
306
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:53,399
在《冰上沃特之星》燒死
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00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:54,901
重點是...
308
00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:57,945
我還曾光著屁股
坐在巧克力蛋糕上,說來話長
309
00:20:58,029 --> 00:21:01,908
重點是,依照正常邏輯
我應該已經死了
310
00:21:01,991 --> 00:21:03,785
或是發瘋,或兩者皆是
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00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:05,036
為何你都沒有?
312
00:21:05,703 --> 00:21:08,039
因為你只要放棄希望,就會死在這裡
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00:21:08,122 --> 00:21:09,499
下來
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00:21:09,582 --> 00:21:10,500
去你的
315
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,919
天啊,下來
316
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:16,589
- 給我下來
- 我說了:“去你的”
317
00:21:16,672 --> 00:21:18,716
- 立刻下來
- 嘿...
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00:21:34,357 --> 00:21:35,358
看吧?
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00:21:36,943 --> 00:21:37,944
他放棄了
320
00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:40,822
你呢?
321
00:21:49,497 --> 00:21:51,207
星光這種女人會削弱你的心智
322
00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:52,250
(男命關天)
323
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,459
(男性平權)
324
00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:57,713
所以我不碰女人了
不談感情和做愛,完全沒問題
325
00:21:57,797 --> 00:22:01,175
說真的,我從未感覺如此有男性雄風
326
00:22:01,259 --> 00:22:02,093
(男力當道)
327
00:22:02,176 --> 00:22:07,056
大家想想看
談戀愛、送花、擁抱、親親
328
00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:10,726
只有貝塔男會做這種事,有夠娘砲
329
00:22:10,810 --> 00:22:12,061
黑俠,對不對?
330
00:22:12,603 --> 00:22:14,397
同...意
331
00:22:14,981 --> 00:22:15,815
好,對了
332
00:22:15,898 --> 00:22:19,277
關於星光的AI造假影片
333
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:23,573
無論那位墮過胎
顏值中下的她想怎麼做
334
00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:24,574
都不會成功
335
00:22:24,657 --> 00:22:25,908
胡說
336
00:22:26,617 --> 00:22:27,910
灌下半瓶酒後
337
00:22:27,994 --> 00:22:30,454
你的顏值隨時可以變成中等
338
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,290
你跑來這裡做什麼?
339
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:36,878
紀美子?
340
00:22:40,506 --> 00:22:43,342
你的皮膚超油,好像我抱著豬排堡
341
00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:46,262
等一下,你剛才...怎麼會?
342
00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:48,639
語言治療,還有一些有的沒的
343
00:22:48,723 --> 00:22:50,391
加上看了一堆抖音
344
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,143
的確很有抖音風格
345
00:22:52,226 --> 00:22:54,395
你坐了16小時的飛機,完全沒吭聲
346
00:22:54,478 --> 00:22:57,148
因為你只會說:“喂...混球...”
347
00:22:57,231 --> 00:22:58,566
她還是別開口比較好
348
00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:00,443
你跑去哪了?
349
00:23:00,526 --> 00:23:02,570
沃特不想再讓我宰掉警衛
350
00:23:02,653 --> 00:23:03,696
就把我送到馬尼拉
351
00:23:03,779 --> 00:23:07,158
我曾躲在747的輪艙裡
352
00:23:07,241 --> 00:23:09,076
結果從三千公尺高空墜落
353
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,746
天啊,那次復原時間超久
354
00:23:11,829 --> 00:23:13,623
我的屁股掉在一公里外
355
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,835
- 你是怎麼找到我的?
- 各種方法都試過
356
00:23:18,669 --> 00:23:21,172
- 你殺了多少人?
- 你覺得呢?
357
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:27,595
放輕鬆,你不需要怕我
358
00:23:27,678 --> 00:23:30,014
我見識過胸膛觸手的厲害
359
00:23:30,097 --> 00:23:32,391
你快死了嗎?希望如此
360
00:23:32,475 --> 00:23:34,477
我健康得很
361
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,855
許多人想要對抗癌症,他們都錯了
362
00:23:38,731 --> 00:23:41,859
- 公開37號班機影片真是高招
- 是嗎?
363
00:23:41,943 --> 00:23:43,236
但是沒什麼成效
364
00:23:43,319 --> 00:23:45,905
當然有,護國超人氣瘋了
365
00:23:45,988 --> 00:23:50,201
大約再過36小時
他就會處決修伊、法國佬和母奶
366
00:23:52,245 --> 00:23:54,872
想當然耳,這是陷阱
367
00:23:54,956 --> 00:23:59,502
問題是,除了自投羅網
我們還能怎麼做?
368
00:24:00,253 --> 00:24:02,421
你之前為何沒協助他們逃走?
369
00:24:06,384 --> 00:24:07,468
你需要法國佬
370
00:24:07,551 --> 00:24:10,721
你還在研究病毒,需要他幫忙
371
00:24:10,805 --> 00:24:13,057
你知道那種病毒
可以殺死安妮和我吧?
372
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:14,141
還有護國超人
373
00:24:17,019 --> 00:24:20,398
你到底要不要幫忙救出他們?
374
00:24:33,244 --> 00:24:36,789
我有看見你打暗號
確定要在大白天開會?
375
00:24:37,123 --> 00:24:39,583
我們就要被處決了
376
00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:41,294
- 什麼?
- 真的
377
00:24:41,377 --> 00:24:42,962
36小時後,我們...
378
00:24:45,631 --> 00:24:47,925
他們想引誘安妮現身,終於下手了
379
00:24:48,009 --> 00:24:50,344
問題是,為何選現在?
380
00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:58,477
- 因為37號班機影片?
- 以牙還牙
381
00:24:58,561 --> 00:25:01,397
他們想引誘安妮還有她的同夥
382
00:25:02,273 --> 00:25:03,274
然後在這裡宰了她
383
00:25:03,357 --> 00:25:06,068
別擔心,反正我們會先逃出去
384
00:25:08,904 --> 00:25:11,657
{\an8}我們還得做一堆汽油彈,動手吧
385
00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:15,828
你怎麼有照片?
386
00:25:16,579 --> 00:25:18,914
用飛的,我自己拍
387
00:25:18,998 --> 00:25:21,751
你一直知道他們被關在那裡?
388
00:25:21,834 --> 00:25:23,836
我覺得很不爽,想用胸部攻擊你
389
00:25:23,919 --> 00:25:26,547
- 然後再抱抱你
- 那麼,你為何不救出他們?
390
00:25:26,630 --> 00:25:28,591
其實他們待在裡頭比較安全
391
00:25:30,926 --> 00:25:31,886
就是這棟
392
00:25:33,512 --> 00:25:36,223
四周沒有屏蔽,想要溜進去不容易
393
00:25:36,307 --> 00:25:37,475
我就是想這麼說
394
00:25:37,558 --> 00:25:39,769
我認識一位傢伙,雖然有點軟趴趴
395
00:25:39,852 --> 00:25:41,604
但他或許能幫上忙
396
00:25:42,313 --> 00:25:44,774
如果真的成功溜進去
我們該怎麼出來?
397
00:25:44,857 --> 00:25:48,361
這件事交給我,我可以找某人求助
398
00:25:50,863 --> 00:25:51,697
好吧
399
00:25:57,078 --> 00:25:58,079
你喜歡可頌嗎?
400
00:25:58,329 --> 00:26:00,289
當然,幹嘛問?
401
00:26:03,751 --> 00:26:04,585
救她們兩個
402
00:26:04,668 --> 00:26:05,878
- 不行
- 救她們兩個就好
403
00:26:05,961 --> 00:26:06,962
不行,好讓她們跟...
404
00:26:07,046 --> 00:26:08,964
護國超人?你想找我們?
405
00:26:12,301 --> 00:26:13,761
我愛你
406
00:26:13,844 --> 00:26:15,012
我們該回去嗎?
407
00:26:15,096 --> 00:26:17,223
- 拜託!
- 不行,梅芙...
408
00:26:20,976 --> 00:26:22,061
他們怎麼如此惡毒?
409
00:26:22,478 --> 00:26:24,688
居然捏造關於我的謊言?
410
00:26:24,772 --> 00:26:29,276
用這種偽造的垃圾影片
損害我的名譽?
411
00:26:29,777 --> 00:26:30,694
對啊
412
00:26:31,195 --> 00:26:33,364
對,沒錯,我懂
413
00:26:33,447 --> 00:26:36,992
星光幹這種骯髒事
414
00:26:37,243 --> 00:26:38,911
實在有夠膚淺
415
00:26:38,994 --> 00:26:43,374
除了發射高強度光束
她還能做什麼?
416
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,419
- 對吧?
- 您永遠是對的
417
00:26:46,502 --> 00:26:49,088
所以,你們怎麼讓她逃了?
418
00:26:52,842 --> 00:26:55,553
別那樣看他,你當時人在哪裡?
419
00:26:55,636 --> 00:26:58,722
我在現場,專心盯著...舞台的另一邊
420
00:26:58,806 --> 00:26:59,807
對不對?
421
00:27:00,808 --> 00:27:03,310
- 兄弟
- 已經一年了
422
00:27:04,019 --> 00:27:05,729
地球完成一次公轉
423
00:27:06,355 --> 00:27:10,901
你們還是沒找到膏鐵俠、布奇
424
00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:14,405
或星光
425
00:27:16,991 --> 00:27:20,870
害我開始懷疑你們是故意放水
426
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,873
我知道你們不敢,除非想要找死
427
00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:33,340
我剛才和舞台監督蓋文聊得很愉快
428
00:27:34,216 --> 00:27:38,846
結果我發現,他是個叛徒
429
00:27:40,389 --> 00:27:42,641
他曾在星光的幾則貼文按讚
430
00:27:43,517 --> 00:27:45,811
還有一則關於我的爛梗圖
431
00:27:46,228 --> 00:27:47,897
害我不禁懷疑
432
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:51,275
還有哪位叛徒就隱藏在明處?
433
00:27:51,358 --> 00:27:53,694
檢查我的紀錄吧
我沒在她的爛貼文按過讚
434
00:27:53,777 --> 00:27:54,612
拿去檢查
435
00:27:54,695 --> 00:27:57,198
沒有必要,不過你們兩位...
436
00:28:00,701 --> 00:28:02,369
給我做好份內工作
437
00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:03,787
遵命
438
00:28:33,651 --> 00:28:36,070
兄弟,搞屁啊?你應該幫我說話
439
00:28:36,946 --> 00:28:39,949
兄弟,你又不是黑俠本尊,說句話吧
440
00:28:41,534 --> 00:28:43,077
我也懂方法派
441
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,704
我和阿德勒對過戲
和西亞共演《我的寶貝男孩2》
442
00:28:45,788 --> 00:28:47,331
我們脫離不了角色
443
00:28:48,374 --> 00:28:50,668
但是我受夠了
444
00:28:54,672 --> 00:28:55,506
兄弟
445
00:28:55,589 --> 00:28:57,299
我一直以為我不會結婚
446
00:28:57,383 --> 00:29:00,928
但俗話說得好
“想讓上帝大笑?就做個計畫吧”
447
00:29:01,011 --> 00:29:02,930
這還用說?
448
00:29:03,013 --> 00:29:04,807
當時我正在參加全國祈禱早餐會
449
00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:07,101
然後我看向餐桌另一頭...
450
00:29:09,895 --> 00:29:12,690
感覺就像上帝在對我們微笑
451
00:29:13,649 --> 00:29:16,735
- 這就是所謂的天作之合吧,阿門
- 阿門
452
00:29:16,819 --> 00:29:19,029
噢神父本人
453
00:29:19,113 --> 00:29:22,533
已在以西結意外遇害後
接下撒瑪利亞的懷抱傳道會
454
00:29:22,616 --> 00:29:24,159
主任牧師與主席職位
455
00:29:24,868 --> 00:29:26,328
- 願上帝讓他安息
- 阿門
456
00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:29,373
你們真是一對令人稱羨的超能佳偶
457
00:29:29,456 --> 00:29:34,378
我們的共同夢想是
建立一個基督教國度
458
00:29:34,753 --> 00:29:36,714
這應該是我迅速愛上她的原因
459
00:29:37,381 --> 00:29:39,383
- 我對她一見鍾情
- 一見鍾情
460
00:29:39,466 --> 00:29:41,677
- 我就知道他會說這句話
- 天啊
461
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,554
太太會讀心術的結果
462
00:29:44,263 --> 00:29:45,264
真令人感動
463
00:29:47,057 --> 00:29:48,601
換個更重要的話題吧
464
00:29:49,393 --> 00:29:51,604
你們都主張廢除DEI政策
465
00:29:51,687 --> 00:29:52,605
有趣的是
466
00:29:52,688 --> 00:29:55,190
“惡魔”就有這三個字母
467
00:29:55,274 --> 00:29:57,151
人民不需要施捨
468
00:29:57,234 --> 00:30:00,237
依據膚色決定救助對象
根本是種族歧視
469
00:30:00,321 --> 00:30:01,780
“白”不也是一種顏色?
470
00:30:01,864 --> 00:30:03,073
卡
471
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:06,619
不好意思,只有我能喊“卡”
472
00:30:08,162 --> 00:30:11,915
- 卡
- 智者,我信仰基督的姊妹
473
00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:13,417
不對
474
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:17,546
我沒在信你的飛天大神
或是祂的寶寶
475
00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,507
我來找副總統,請你們離開
476
00:30:20,591 --> 00:30:21,967
可惡
477
00:30:22,051 --> 00:30:23,677
婚姻生活幸福嗎?
478
00:30:23,761 --> 00:30:25,554
是上帝強逼你和他上床嗎?
479
00:30:25,638 --> 00:30:28,849
你的穴穴還有潛水王的味道,大堡洨
480
00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:30,267
不好說
481
00:30:30,351 --> 00:30:33,062
美國民眾不接受
副總統是個單身女貓奴
482
00:30:33,145 --> 00:30:35,230
不是我的錯
483
00:30:35,481 --> 00:30:36,357
或許吧
484
00:30:37,024 --> 00:30:39,026
但我還是不懂
為何我得讓跳跳虎安樂死
485
00:30:39,109 --> 00:30:40,361
這樣很有愛國情操
486
00:30:40,444 --> 00:30:42,363
可以加快進度嗎?我要廢止DEI了
487
00:30:42,446 --> 00:30:43,614
現在還不行
488
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,284
他想逮捕更多星光粉
489
00:30:48,243 --> 00:30:51,413
但那些砸窗或噴漆的傢伙
都已經被關進營區
490
00:30:51,497 --> 00:30:54,541
現在還加上使用“星光”名義註冊的人
491
00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:57,044
或是上傳詆毀護國超人的貼文
492
00:30:57,670 --> 00:30:59,630
網路暴民也是恐怖分子
493
00:31:01,965 --> 00:31:03,592
沒錯
494
00:31:03,676 --> 00:31:05,177
沒錯
495
00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:07,888
但我們已經關閉中情局、司法部
496
00:31:07,971 --> 00:31:12,518
聯調局、聯貿會、疾管局
環保署、國安局、公衛部和美國郵政
497
00:31:12,601 --> 00:31:14,520
遣返全國的保母和園丁
498
00:31:14,603 --> 00:31:16,772
逮捕查普爾羅恩、網紅泰勒
499
00:31:16,855 --> 00:31:18,232
他們還取消音樂祭
500
00:31:18,315 --> 00:31:20,609
現在他又想羈押幾千位美國公民?
501
00:31:21,068 --> 00:31:22,945
對了,我不小心得知
502
00:31:23,028 --> 00:31:27,074
你用“貝瑞特總統凍蒜”註冊三種網域
503
00:31:27,157 --> 00:31:28,158
我在做研究
504
00:31:28,242 --> 00:31:31,328
你能當上副總統,純粹是因為超能力
505
00:31:31,870 --> 00:31:35,207
只要你還有利用價值,就不必擔心
506
00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:37,543
一切就會如艾希莉所願
507
00:31:38,752 --> 00:31:40,129
和你聊天真開心
508
00:31:50,764 --> 00:31:55,269
身材魁梧的李奇走進汽車旅館
509
00:31:55,352 --> 00:31:59,106
女人:“你好高大”
510
00:31:59,189 --> 00:32:03,277
李奇:“你知道大家都怎麼說
高大的男人嗎?”
511
00:32:07,239 --> 00:32:08,949
“他們都有大雞雞”
512
00:32:14,621 --> 00:32:16,707
我的天啊,你瘋了嗎?快進來
513
00:32:16,790 --> 00:32:17,750
嗨,蚯蚓
514
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:18,876
嗨
515
00:32:18,959 --> 00:32:20,502
你現在是美國頭號通緝犯
516
00:32:20,586 --> 00:32:22,171
有人看見你進來嗎?
517
00:32:22,254 --> 00:32:24,173
- 沒有
- 確定嗎?
518
00:32:24,256 --> 00:32:26,759
因為我曾為了狙擊槍規格
深入研究監控技術
519
00:32:26,842 --> 00:32:28,343
發現那東西無所不在
520
00:32:28,427 --> 00:32:32,139
真可憐,這房子
和你以前的別墅相比低了一級
521
00:32:32,222 --> 00:32:35,809
因為電視產業緊縮,不是我的錯
522
00:32:35,893 --> 00:32:39,271
無論你想做什麼,我都沒興趣
523
00:32:39,354 --> 00:32:42,483
得了吧,我還沒說出內容
524
00:32:42,566 --> 00:32:44,735
我放棄,感謝解說
525
00:32:45,527 --> 00:32:48,864
反正你滾就對了
你已經沒有我的把柄
526
00:32:48,947 --> 00:32:52,159
我手上還有你寄出的噁爛簡訊
527
00:32:52,242 --> 00:32:56,789
米蘭達蔻思葛芙當時已經19歲
而且我離開那家公司了
528
00:32:56,872 --> 00:32:58,999
沃特影業已經用AI取代編劇
529
00:32:59,082 --> 00:33:03,045
對,爛番茄觀眾評分大幅上漲
但那不叫藝術
530
00:33:03,128 --> 00:33:03,962
反正就不是
531
00:33:06,673 --> 00:33:07,758
這樣會破壞食慾
532
00:33:08,926 --> 00:33:12,971
對,我想請求一位
擁有異能的前超級英雄幫忙
533
00:33:14,264 --> 00:33:16,099
我想挖個隧道
534
00:33:16,183 --> 00:33:17,184
你這麼做
535
00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:19,436
就能報復沃特強迫你退休這件事
536
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,022
挖隧道能對沃特造成什麼傷害?
537
00:33:22,105 --> 00:33:24,399
你挖隧道,我來傷害他們
538
00:33:25,692 --> 00:33:28,445
羅徹斯特城外20哩,別爽約
539
00:33:28,529 --> 00:33:29,446
羅徹斯特?
540
00:33:30,322 --> 00:33:33,784
羅徹斯特的土壤很肥沃,超級美味
541
00:33:37,996 --> 00:33:39,998
你應該去沖個澡
你身上有旅館廁所味
542
00:33:41,792 --> 00:33:43,877
- 多謝提醒?
- 很傷人嗎?抱歉
543
00:33:43,961 --> 00:33:45,420
原來說話這麼難
544
00:33:48,298 --> 00:33:50,717
這麼久才過來,年紀大了跑不動?
545
00:33:52,052 --> 00:33:53,178
去你的,選美小公主
546
00:33:54,054 --> 00:33:55,389
你們是朋友?
547
00:33:55,722 --> 00:33:56,890
你會說話?
548
00:33:58,225 --> 00:33:59,768
瑞吉已經協助我們一陣子了
549
00:33:59,852 --> 00:34:00,853
謝謝
550
00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:02,604
其他人呢?
551
00:34:07,985 --> 00:34:09,778
我有聽說上個月的匹茲堡突擊事件
552
00:34:10,445 --> 00:34:12,406
我支持瑪莉莫羅
她的團隊表現如何?
553
00:34:12,489 --> 00:34:16,201
他們有拿下幾分,但成績不夠理想
554
00:34:19,037 --> 00:34:21,623
什麼事這麼急?
555
00:34:21,707 --> 00:34:25,168
修伊、母奶和法國佬明天會被處決
556
00:34:25,252 --> 00:34:28,088
我們需要你協助他們逃獄
557
00:34:28,171 --> 00:34:29,798
沃特的拘禁營地?
558
00:34:30,883 --> 00:34:33,594
- 你瘋了
- 你不需要打架
559
00:34:33,677 --> 00:34:36,221
只需要帶他們到撤離點,很簡單
560
00:34:36,305 --> 00:34:37,806
簡單?是啊
561
00:34:38,891 --> 00:34:40,726
護國超人會在那裡守株待兔
562
00:34:42,352 --> 00:34:44,563
- 不行
- 我們知道殺死他的方法
563
00:34:44,646 --> 00:34:45,939
但必須有法國佬才行
564
00:34:46,023 --> 00:34:48,525
很棒,祝好運
565
00:34:48,609 --> 00:34:50,777
你要一直逃避下去嗎?
566
00:34:50,861 --> 00:34:53,739
如果要殺了他,你就得幫忙
567
00:34:53,822 --> 00:34:57,659
所以我就應該加入
這個超級英雄小隊?
568
00:34:57,743 --> 00:35:00,746
我們只缺一位混蛋了
569
00:35:01,955 --> 00:35:03,123
或許吧
570
00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:06,627
- 我不要
- 為什麼?
571
00:35:07,586 --> 00:35:09,004
我說過了,我沒辦法
572
00:35:10,172 --> 00:35:12,799
- 我知道你很害怕...
- 我沒有害怕
573
00:35:15,218 --> 00:35:16,970
我得保護家人
574
00:35:19,473 --> 00:35:20,474
我沒辦法
575
00:35:22,851 --> 00:35:24,186
我瞭解你的心情
576
00:35:25,896 --> 00:35:26,897
我也是
577
00:35:30,108 --> 00:35:31,109
好好保護他們
578
00:35:34,696 --> 00:35:36,323
- 我們不該放他走
- 別這樣
579
00:35:37,991 --> 00:35:39,576
護國超人把他害慘了
580
00:35:40,410 --> 00:35:41,787
還有我
581
00:35:42,746 --> 00:35:44,539
我們得找個備案
582
00:35:47,626 --> 00:35:49,169
先毀掉東邊閘口
583
00:35:49,252 --> 00:35:51,421
對,小修伊,趁警衛交班時
584
00:35:51,505 --> 00:35:53,048
黎明時行動
585
00:35:53,131 --> 00:35:54,549
- 我們有討論過了
- 我知道
586
00:35:54,633 --> 00:35:56,718
我想再複習幾次,這樣才不會忘記
587
00:35:56,802 --> 00:35:59,471
修伊,來杯酒吧
588
00:36:00,138 --> 00:36:00,973
不用了,謝謝
589
00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:02,724
兄弟?
590
00:36:02,808 --> 00:36:04,851
這樣會搞砸計畫,我戒酒了
591
00:36:04,935 --> 00:36:07,145
待在拘留營裡還要活得那麼痛苦
592
00:36:07,229 --> 00:36:08,730
隨便你
593
00:36:08,814 --> 00:36:09,898
你呢?
594
00:36:09,982 --> 00:36:12,234
你有吃我偷渡進來的水果嗎?
595
00:36:13,110 --> 00:36:14,820
這種酒有玉米成分
596
00:36:21,076 --> 00:36:23,996
別擔心
597
00:36:25,205 --> 00:36:26,707
安妮不會出事的,她很堅強
598
00:36:30,794 --> 00:36:31,628
紀美子也是
599
00:36:36,425 --> 00:36:38,677
你們在胡言亂語
600
00:36:39,094 --> 00:36:40,762
你們根本就不曉得她們的狀況
601
00:36:40,846 --> 00:36:42,597
你連紀美子在哪都不曉得
602
00:36:42,681 --> 00:36:45,892
所以你自認
再也見不到珍妮和莫妮克了?
603
00:36:45,976 --> 00:36:48,020
我只知道,如果我不搞砸她們的生活
604
00:36:48,103 --> 00:36:50,105
她們就會安全得多
605
00:36:50,188 --> 00:36:54,735
我沒遇過比你堅強的男人
我們經歷過更糟的狀況
606
00:36:56,236 --> 00:36:59,364
我曾到法拉省服役兩次
第八單位三營
607
00:37:01,408 --> 00:37:04,036
我的見聞絕對會嚇得你們屁滾尿流
608
00:37:05,037 --> 00:37:07,289
但是和這裡的未來相比
609
00:37:07,372 --> 00:37:09,624
那裡還算是《艾蜜莉在巴黎》
610
00:37:10,292 --> 00:37:13,754
即使逃出這裡
我們也無法在戰爭中倖存
611
00:37:14,129 --> 00:37:15,756
我們死定了
612
00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:18,842
乾杯,兄弟
613
00:37:23,597 --> 00:37:24,973
- 我們需要更多塑膠瓶
- 好
614
00:37:26,308 --> 00:37:28,101
我在兵營牆裡藏了一些
615
00:37:35,650 --> 00:37:37,069
注意,各位營友
616
00:37:37,152 --> 00:37:40,197
今晚放映的電影是《七巨頭崛起》
617
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,076
明晚放映的電影也是《七巨頭崛起》
618
00:37:48,622 --> 00:37:51,374
“安妮,已經兩個月了
619
00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:55,420
沒想到我會這麼想你
620
00:37:55,504 --> 00:37:57,255
我一直吃不下
621
00:37:57,339 --> 00:38:00,467
每天我都會看見有人放棄,但我不會
622
00:38:01,176 --> 00:38:02,427
因為我有你”
623
00:38:03,011 --> 00:38:04,596
真是甜蜜
624
00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:05,680
他們是無辜的
625
00:38:08,391 --> 00:38:10,102
我不這麼認為
626
00:38:10,185 --> 00:38:11,311
他們對我說謊
627
00:38:11,394 --> 00:38:13,605
假裝不知道你在牆壁裡藏了東西
628
00:38:14,189 --> 00:38:16,608
其實我們早就知情
629
00:38:17,651 --> 00:38:21,196
但我想要給你一點希望
630
00:38:21,279 --> 00:38:23,240
你無法給我希望,混帳東西
631
00:38:24,783 --> 00:38:26,701
我喜歡拘留營,修伊
632
00:38:27,786 --> 00:38:30,705
- 令人性致高昂
- 去你的,動手吧
633
00:38:31,331 --> 00:38:32,666
- 做什麼?
- 殺了我
634
00:38:32,749 --> 00:38:36,336
等布奇和星光現身再說
635
00:38:36,419 --> 00:38:38,547
你認為他們會蠢到自投羅網?
636
00:38:38,630 --> 00:38:41,049
別污辱彼此的智商
我們都知道他們會過來
637
00:38:42,425 --> 00:38:45,512
還記得我們認識的那一天嗎?
638
00:38:45,595 --> 00:38:46,847
我怎麼忘得了?
639
00:38:46,930 --> 00:38:50,475
信仰博覽會,我想洗淨你的靈魂
640
00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:56,273
我還記得我心想:“怎麼會是他?
641
00:38:56,731 --> 00:38:59,943
星光為何會看上這位愚蠢的竹竿男
642
00:39:00,026 --> 00:39:04,364
全身散發著恐懼
和兒童草莓洗髮精的味道?”
643
00:39:04,447 --> 00:39:07,993
布奇和維多莉亞紐曼也很喜歡你
644
00:39:08,368 --> 00:39:09,703
我可以理解
645
00:39:09,786 --> 00:39:12,914
從你的角度來說
你算是高攀,真是幸運
646
00:39:12,998 --> 00:39:16,918
但為何他們會無可救藥地愛護一位
647
00:39:17,002 --> 00:39:21,590
平庸到令人髮指的傢伙?
648
00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:26,428
為何星光和布奇願意冒生命危險
649
00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:29,806
想辦法拯救你?
650
00:39:33,435 --> 00:39:34,686
因為反過來我也會
651
00:39:40,525 --> 00:39:42,444
(法國布列塔尼)
652
00:39:49,993 --> 00:39:51,328
你在搞什麼,混蛋?
653
00:39:52,787 --> 00:39:54,414
我不是叫你經過奧斯汀時
654
00:39:54,497 --> 00:39:56,082
幫我們買烤肉?
655
00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:59,044
- 出了一點事
- 別擔心,老弟
656
00:39:59,127 --> 00:40:01,630
- 冰箱裡還有肋排
- 謝謝
657
00:40:03,298 --> 00:40:05,634
亞拉娜有做你最愛的玉米沙拉
658
00:40:05,717 --> 00:40:09,971
抱歉,法語是...應該是這樣
659
00:40:10,055 --> 00:40:12,390
我沒有認真用多鄰國學外語
660
00:40:12,474 --> 00:40:14,226
你沒必要這樣
661
00:40:14,309 --> 00:40:15,352
什麼意思?
662
00:40:16,478 --> 00:40:20,106
拜託,已經一年了
生活也有了一些變化
663
00:40:20,190 --> 00:40:22,525
你還在假裝這是悠閒的家庭旅遊
664
00:40:22,609 --> 00:40:24,110
不是跑路
665
00:40:24,194 --> 00:40:26,488
- 這樣不錯啊
- 你很不會說謊
666
00:40:28,114 --> 00:40:29,616
我知道我把你害慘了
667
00:40:31,284 --> 00:40:35,413
所以求求你
不要嘗試消除我的罪惡感
668
00:40:35,497 --> 00:40:39,084
你還記得我們在公園吵架那天嗎?
669
00:40:39,167 --> 00:40:43,046
我說你從來就沒有真的救過人?
670
00:40:43,630 --> 00:40:45,924
- 你說得對
- 現在不是了
671
00:40:46,007 --> 00:40:47,509
我還活著
672
00:40:47,592 --> 00:40:49,844
還有亞拉娜和你的姪子?
673
00:40:49,928 --> 00:40:54,891
對,不斷搬家的確很痛苦
674
00:40:56,726 --> 00:40:59,854
但是能看見你改變,一切都值得了
675
00:41:01,481 --> 00:41:03,608
媽一定會非常以你為榮
676
00:41:06,319 --> 00:41:10,573
爸,瑞吉叔叔,牠們怎麼了?
677
00:41:16,663 --> 00:41:19,332
膏鐵俠?你居然向他求助?
678
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:22,460
我做好我的部分了
你要如何帶我們逃走?
679
00:41:22,544 --> 00:41:24,212
用飛的,一次帶一位
680
00:41:24,296 --> 00:41:25,547
這樣得花一整夜
681
00:41:26,798 --> 00:41:28,466
好吧
682
00:41:28,550 --> 00:41:30,593
我們達成共識就好
683
00:41:30,677 --> 00:41:31,845
法國佬排第一
684
00:41:31,928 --> 00:41:33,179
對,法國佬先走
685
00:41:33,263 --> 00:41:35,515
- 修伊和母奶呢?
- 我們會救他們
686
00:41:35,598 --> 00:41:38,226
但最重要的是宰了護國超人
687
00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:40,437
- 先救法國佬
- 你說話好像梅芙
688
00:41:41,813 --> 00:41:43,231
但梅芙是對的
689
00:42:00,874 --> 00:42:04,210
噓,你從亞述群島開始
就一直像個娘們抱怨
690
00:42:14,804 --> 00:42:16,139
他們搬走了
691
00:42:19,809 --> 00:42:21,436
別再跟蹤我的家人
692
00:42:21,519 --> 00:42:24,272
我絕對不會停止
這是護國超人的命令
693
00:42:25,523 --> 00:42:27,692
- 解決方法只有一個
- 是啊
694
00:42:27,776 --> 00:42:29,903
現在是你跟蹤我
695
00:42:29,986 --> 00:42:32,197
以後就換成黑俠跟蹤你
696
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,742
應該是新黑俠
護國超人殺了第一代,記得嗎?
697
00:42:36,409 --> 00:42:38,286
跟著他只有這種下場
698
00:42:38,370 --> 00:42:40,080
自大狂
699
00:42:40,789 --> 00:42:42,749
你一直看不起我,對不對?
700
00:42:42,832 --> 00:42:45,335
- 天啊
- 怎麼了?明明就是
701
00:42:45,418 --> 00:42:47,754
你寄了兩千個章魚形自慰器給我
702
00:42:48,963 --> 00:42:50,173
你覺得我很可笑嗎?
703
00:42:50,256 --> 00:42:52,759
我靠,你才可笑
704
00:42:52,842 --> 00:42:55,929
看看你,只會像個娘們逃避
705
00:42:56,179 --> 00:42:57,263
我挺護國超人
706
00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:02,102
我看得出來你有多麼怕他
707
00:43:03,311 --> 00:43:04,562
去你的
708
00:43:05,730 --> 00:43:08,191
我可是七海之王,寶貝
709
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:12,195
我是西格瑪男,我誰都不怕
710
00:43:12,445 --> 00:43:14,823
護國超人對你造成的傷害
已經淹沒你的恐懼
711
00:43:15,740 --> 00:43:17,158
我沒在怕他
712
00:43:23,915 --> 00:43:25,291
我也說過這句話
713
00:43:28,336 --> 00:43:29,337
真是可悲
714
00:43:32,674 --> 00:43:33,675
你真可悲
715
00:43:34,759 --> 00:43:36,678
我遲早會找到你的家人
716
00:43:48,690 --> 00:43:52,402
小梭,何時要離開由我決定,天啊
717
00:43:52,485 --> 00:43:54,237
我寫3C系列完結篇時
718
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,697
3C是《緋紅女爵披風俠》
719
00:43:55,780 --> 00:44:00,952
想要面面俱到
聯結所有故事細節,根本就不可能
720
00:44:01,035 --> 00:44:04,622
想讓所有人都滿意,門都沒有
721
00:44:04,706 --> 00:44:06,207
完結篇最難寫
722
00:44:06,291 --> 00:44:08,209
你的聲音讓我聽了想死
723
00:44:09,461 --> 00:44:10,670
抱歉,很傷人嗎?
724
00:44:10,753 --> 00:44:12,422
你之前來到這裡
725
00:44:12,505 --> 00:44:14,924
動過幾次出手救人的念頭?
726
00:44:15,008 --> 00:44:17,260
- 沒有,我說過了...
- 真是不敢相信
727
00:44:17,343 --> 00:44:20,722
別說“修伊待在裡頭比較安全”
這種廢話
728
00:44:20,805 --> 00:44:24,350
過去一年你啥都沒做
所以你將他丟在裡頭
729
00:44:24,434 --> 00:44:26,895
這樣就不用面對他
730
00:44:27,770 --> 00:44:29,647
我來給你一點建議
731
00:44:30,398 --> 00:44:32,025
拜託不要
732
00:44:33,943 --> 00:44:35,445
你不必愧疚
733
00:44:36,696 --> 00:44:38,907
因為這麼想會害死我們
734
00:44:38,990 --> 00:44:41,451
這是一份吃力不討好
又難以達成的工作
735
00:44:41,534 --> 00:44:43,369
你們如何評價《LOST檔案》完結篇?
736
00:44:43,453 --> 00:44:44,787
開工了,混蛋
737
00:44:44,871 --> 00:44:46,706
讚,我好餓,出口挖在哪?
738
00:44:46,789 --> 00:44:48,124
19號牢房
739
00:44:50,293 --> 00:44:52,545
獄友戈梅斯與赫茲,請報到...
740
00:44:52,629 --> 00:44:55,882
- 等一下,那是沃特自由營?
- 是嗎?
741
00:44:55,965 --> 00:44:58,009
不對...你說的是報復沃特
742
00:44:58,092 --> 00:44:59,469
不是被雷射光切成兩半
743
00:44:59,552 --> 00:45:02,263
這樣你們會很性奮,不是嗎?
744
00:45:02,347 --> 00:45:05,183
情況有點複雜
先別談這件事,我現在很嗨
745
00:45:05,266 --> 00:45:07,393
我們的朋友就快沒命了
746
00:45:08,144 --> 00:45:11,523
你不幫我們挖洞,我就把你埋進洞裡
747
00:45:18,696 --> 00:45:21,574
將行動推向最高潮...
748
00:45:32,210 --> 00:45:33,670
你們最好往後退
749
00:46:04,409 --> 00:46:05,577
享受出生入屎的樂趣吧
750
00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:06,953
女士優先
751
00:46:07,537 --> 00:46:08,538
靠
752
00:46:49,704 --> 00:46:51,748
感覺其實不錯吧?
753
00:46:52,457 --> 00:46:53,625
以後別再聯絡我
754
00:46:57,587 --> 00:46:58,546
對了
755
00:46:58,630 --> 00:47:01,257
這可以拿來當劇情主軸
和李奇的角色設定嗎?
756
00:47:01,341 --> 00:47:02,592
滾吧,笨蛋
757
00:47:02,675 --> 00:47:03,635
所以你答應了
758
00:47:27,617 --> 00:47:28,534
糟糕
759
00:47:31,704 --> 00:47:32,955
驚喜
760
00:47:33,039 --> 00:47:34,374
歡迎你,威廉
761
00:47:34,457 --> 00:47:36,000
還有你
762
00:47:36,084 --> 00:47:38,378
這幫人幾乎到齊了
763
00:47:38,961 --> 00:47:40,088
還有...
764
00:47:41,297 --> 00:47:46,177
你沒告訴我這傢伙的綽號是母奶
765
00:47:50,932 --> 00:47:54,560
算了,你們的偉大計劃是什麼?
766
00:47:54,644 --> 00:47:57,230
你們想用戈多金病毒殺死我?
767
00:47:58,106 --> 00:48:00,149
對,我都知情
768
00:48:00,525 --> 00:48:01,567
舔我的大雞雞
769
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,745
怎麼沒看到星光?
770
00:48:12,829 --> 00:48:17,125
少了那隻螢火蟲,感覺有點寂寞...
771
00:48:21,546 --> 00:48:24,966
天啊,威廉,你的胸膛裡都是毒液
772
00:48:25,633 --> 00:48:29,262
我當然有聽到風聲,但能夠親眼目睹
773
00:48:29,345 --> 00:48:32,807
真的...太不可思議了
774
00:48:33,474 --> 00:48:36,853
雖然很噁心,這還用說
775
00:48:36,936 --> 00:48:39,897
但是我好感動,你傷害自己
776
00:48:39,981 --> 00:48:41,274
落得如此下場
777
00:48:41,357 --> 00:48:45,027
一切都是為了我
778
00:48:49,157 --> 00:48:53,453
你的作為,才是極致的奉獻
779
00:48:55,163 --> 00:48:59,792
威廉,我知道我們的立足點不平等
780
00:48:59,876 --> 00:49:01,502
但我必須承認
781
00:49:03,129 --> 00:49:05,173
你是唯一敢挑戰我的人
782
00:49:07,550 --> 00:49:10,011
如果你在我面前死去
783
00:49:11,345 --> 00:49:12,513
我多少會難過
784
00:49:36,454 --> 00:49:38,790
快,星光會帶我們飛出去
785
00:49:53,054 --> 00:49:54,972
- 安妮...
- 修伊...
786
00:50:01,187 --> 00:50:04,023
- 糟糕
- 搞屁啊?修伊
787
00:50:15,451 --> 00:50:16,327
蹲低
788
00:50:17,829 --> 00:50:18,996
待在這裡
789
00:50:24,460 --> 00:50:26,504
- 親愛的
- 法國佬
790
00:50:41,143 --> 00:50:43,729
別怕,待在這裡別亂跑
791
00:50:58,786 --> 00:51:00,329
你幹嘛跑掉?
792
00:51:03,165 --> 00:51:04,584
嘿,大老二
793
00:51:05,334 --> 00:51:06,711
我等這一刻很久了
794
00:51:08,296 --> 00:51:10,172
我要將它切成三明治肉片
795
00:51:29,775 --> 00:51:31,485
你們倆別動
796
00:51:32,403 --> 00:51:34,322
把手舉高
797
00:51:35,531 --> 00:51:37,450
立刻把手舉高
798
00:51:42,622 --> 00:51:44,665
- 謝謝你,安妮小姐
- 抱緊她
799
00:51:50,463 --> 00:51:52,131
她要飛去哪?
800
00:53:03,035 --> 00:53:05,079
完蛋,她不會回來了
801
00:53:05,162 --> 00:53:07,832
- 修伊,我們得趕快逃走
- 蹲低...
802
00:53:07,915 --> 00:53:09,875
- 她會回來的
- 別騙我,她不會...
803
00:53:21,887 --> 00:53:23,639
威廉
804
00:54:53,062 --> 00:54:55,356
- 法國佬在貨車裡?
- 對
805
00:54:57,441 --> 00:54:58,442
走吧
806
00:55:00,528 --> 00:55:01,737
你有受傷嗎?
807
00:55:01,821 --> 00:55:02,863
你怎麼現在才來?
808
00:55:37,606 --> 00:55:39,441
我知道,我之前就說過了
809
00:55:40,609 --> 00:55:44,989
對,沒錯
不曉得,他一直都很幼稚
810
00:56:14,393 --> 00:56:17,188
看來還是有人能逮到膏鐵俠
811
00:56:19,064 --> 00:56:20,774
你的死期到了,小子
812
00:56:34,997 --> 00:56:36,165
你在笑什麼?
813
00:56:38,417 --> 00:56:39,627
我何必那麼怕你?
814
00:56:42,504 --> 00:56:43,672
你根本...
815
00:56:46,967 --> 00:56:48,302
弱爆了
816
00:56:49,762 --> 00:56:50,596
是嗎?
817
00:56:56,727 --> 00:56:57,811
是啊
818
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,522
你不過是個空虛的軀殼
819
00:57:01,774 --> 00:57:03,108
如果沒有超能力
820
00:57:05,486 --> 00:57:06,904
你還剩下什麼?
821
00:57:07,613 --> 00:57:08,614
只是個可悲
822
00:57:10,866 --> 00:57:11,867
軟弱
823
00:57:13,202 --> 00:57:16,038
哭哭啼啼的魯蛇
824
01:00:03,789 --> 01:00:05,791
字幕翻譯:雪倫
825
01:00:05,874 --> 01:00:07,876
創意監督
張世幸