Previously on With Love...
[Lily] Last Nochebuena was the first time
my brother Jorge ever brought a boyfriend home.
Which, if you're from a big Latino family,
you know that's a big deal.
- Sí, papi. This is Henry. - Welcome, Henry.
[Lily] It was a big deal and it went great.
So, meanwhile, my cousin Sol
was still closing themselves off to love.
But I knew that couldn't last forever and I was right.
This dreamboat surgeon Miles showed up
and opened their heart, and things were going well.
You know who things weren't going well for?
My parents!
Feeling alone and ignored in her marriage,
my mom started finding connection with someone else.
They tried to push past it, but things didn't go so well.
So how did things go as far as physical intimacy?
- We're hugging more. - [Lily] While they were falling apart,
I was falling in love.
Well, wait, hold on.
First, I hooked up with my brother's best friend Nick.
You know I don't want all that love stuff with you, right?
- Yeah, totally, totally, cool. - Okay.
Totally worth all the Hail Marys to come.
Nick was amazing; Santiago was magic.
And don't tell me there is no such thing as magic.
I felt it. Fate was on our side.
For a second, I thought we were happily ever after.
But, unfortunately, Santiago doesn't believe in marriage.
Hold up, are you saying
- you don't want to get married? - I do not.
Which is in none of the fairytales.
Needless to say, I didn't take that well.
- Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse... - Jorge!
...my dad had a heart attack.
Something's wrong with Jorge!
It was one of the scariest moments of my life.
But even in the hospital bed,
my dad has a way of bringing everyone together.
Almost losing him made us all realize
that we need to be honest
about what we really want. So, I wanted
Santiago and he wanted me.
I don't know if I can live my life
as if everything is a miracle.
But I can live my life as though you are.
'Cause you are my miracle, Lily Diaz.
[Lily] And my parents realized that time
is precious and their love is worth fighting for.
I'll do whatever you want, whatever you think it will take.
I just don't want to lose you again.
I'm an old fool.
But I'm an old fool who still loves you.
[Lily] It was a wild year.
Though we made it to another Nochebuena.
Can't wait to see what this year brings.
I feel really hopeful and excited.
Like my life is finally on track.
So, that's the scoop.
[♪ Nat King Cole: "L-O-V-E"]
♪ L is for the way you look ♪
♪ At me ♪
♪ O is for ♪
- ♪ The only one I see ♪ - [laughing]
♪ V is very, very ♪
♪ Extraordinary ♪
♪ E is even more than ♪
♪ Anyone that you adore and ♪
♪ Love is all that I can give ♪
♪ To you ♪♪
[all cheering]
[♪ David Tobin: "No Hay Otro Día Como La Navidad"]
♪ No hay ningún otro día como la Navidad ♪
♪ Para todos...
Is that too much?
- I have... no, I have... - [Marta] Okay.
- I have chisme. - Ooh. - Bring it, mami.
After dinner, I was cleaning up,
and I found this on the floor.
[gasps]
Is that... an engagement ring?
[Marta] Which one of my grandbabies
do you think is getting engaged tonight?
Let's go look.
Vamos.
- [laughter] - [lively chatter]
[indistinct chatter]
Mm. [chuckles]
- [whispering] - Isn't that so...
♪ ♪
- [thumping] - [woman moaning] Oh, Nick!
[gasps] That's the spot!
Right there, right there.
Oh, my God.
- [woman moaning] - [both laugh]
What?
[woman screaming]
Wait, wait, okay, should we stop and listen, or...
No, no, we should do something.
We have to do something now, come on!
Okay, all right.
[moans]
- Oh, yeah! - Oh, oh!
- [grunting] - Oh, yeah!
- Oh! Oh, yeah! - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah! Oh, yeah! - Oh, yeah!
- [moaning] - [Henry] Oh, yeah!
[chuckles] I'm not gonna let them win.
- What does that mean? - It means get ready for the most pleasure
you have ever felt in your whole life.
Okay.
- Oh, yeah! - Oh, yeah, oh, conquer me, conquistador!
Super problematic.
Oh, right. Uh, choke me?
- Choke me! Oh, oh, yeah, choke me harder! - Oh, yeah!
- [moaning] - [grunting]
- Oh! Oh! - Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah! - [whooping]
- Aha! - Oh, daddy! What...?
Nick, we could've been naked right now.
Yeah. [chuckles]
Breakfast?
[♪ Nina Simone: "My Baby Just Cares for Me"]
♪ My baby don't care for shows ♪
♪ My baby don't care for clothes ♪
♪ My baby just cares for me ♪
[Lily] Hmm.
♪ My baby don't care for ♪
♪ Cars and races ♪
♪ My baby don't care for ♪
♪ My baby just cares for ♪
♪ My baby just cares ♪
♪ For me ♪♪
Do we have a song?
Oh, you're saying this is our song?
Well, you vetoed all my other suggestions.
Yeah, babe, you know, th-those weren't that good.
- Oh, yeah? - But I actually like this one.
We have a song! We have a song!
This is a big deal.
The Santiago I started dating
would've made fun of a couple who had a song.
But my baby has changed.
[Santiago chuckles]
Well, I guess when you find the right person,
- you don't mind having a song with them. - Mm.
But if you tell anybody about this,
- I will deny it. - Okay.
- I'll keep your little secret. - Okay.
[knocking at door]
Uh, who am I about to be mad at for sending you flowers?
Read the card.
Uh-huh.
- From you? - Mm-hmm.
My mami's favorite.
I figured today might be hard for you
so I thought these might brighten your day.
That's really sweet of you.
- Yeah. - It's crazy it's been a year already.
I wish she got the chance to meet you.
Well, I'm forever grateful
'cause she raised such an incredible son.
She would've loved you.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah? [laughs]
- You know? - What?
This is the first time a woman has ever bought me flowers.
- Really? - I got to say I kind of like it.
- Yeah. - Yeah. Do I feel beautiful right now?
- Okay, I'll give you... - Hold on a second.
- You're my beautiful man. - I feel beautiful right now.
Really impressed by your lung capacity, Ana.
What are you, a soprano?
Ooh. Alto, actually.
And I'm the only spin instructor that doesn't need her own mic.
I believe it. I'm just glad you're okay.
I appreciate the concern.
I... I did go blind for a sec.
I'm making coffee. Who wants coffee?
- Coffee. - [Ana] Uh, yes.
Um, I need to jump in the shower.
Ooh, shower coffee. I'll bring it in.
Mm.
I made her blind for a second.
- With my penis. - And there it is.
She's been sleeping over a lot lately.
And you're bringing her
to Nochebuena tonight at the Diaz house.
That's basically
like introducing her to your family.
Oh, no, no, it's way more stressful than that.
I actually care what your parents think.
Well, where are your parents vacationing without you
this year, Canary Islands?
Martinique, but, you know, they did let me vest early
in some stock options. The true spirit of Christmas.
- [laughs] - Damn.
I always thought I wanted rich parents, but maybe not.
- Mm-mm. - [Nick] Yeah, well, once you process all
the trauma with a therapist that they paid for,
it's pretty good.
[Jorge] Well, do they know about your girlfriend?
Wait, I'm sorry, is she your girlfriend?
I'm trying to work this whole relationship thing out.
It's official. So, yes,
Ana is my first real girlfriend.
[Henry] Aw, your 50th sexual experience,
but your first girlfriend.
Aw, 50. He's adorable.
Well, this is, like, such great news! I mean, we love Ana.
When we moved back from L.A., I thought it was gonna be
a little cramped with four people in the apartment,
but she is, like, true value added.
Unlike someone else.
Okay, well, my sister
is an angel sent from heaven, Henry.
- Yeah, the messy side of heaven. - Don't do that.
[stammers] Hey, you know I adore Lil,
and it's been really nice having her here, but don't you
remember how great it was when it was just the two of us?
- Yeah. - Hey! - And now there's five of us.
Look, I know. She said it was gonna be a week,
it's been two months. But you guys have been amazing.
We get that she's in a tough spot.
I'm enabling her, aren't I?
Do you want the truth, or do you want me to smile
and nod and tell you you're pretty?
[sighs] All right, fine, I know.
It's one thing for me to deal with my sister.
It's quite another to have the two of you deal with her, but...
she's looking for a sign.
And you know what, I'm gonna give it to her.
I'm gonna kick her out today.
Whoa, no, no, no, no. You cannot kick someone out on Christmas.
Okay, either I do it today or you two do it.
- Today works for me. - Today's great, yeah.
Okay, here's one, if you could go back in time
and live in any period of history,
which one would you want to live in?
Uh, well, I'm Black and trans.
Not a ton of good options.
You are not wrong.
But from a pure fashion perspective,
I do admire the simplicity of the Roman Empire.
Oh, I bet the Romans would still be
thriving if they saw you in a toga.
Mm.
And avoided lead poisoning.
And fought off the Goths.
And not suffered under the weight of their own empire.
[laughs] You are such a nerd.
What about you? What era?
You know, I used to say the Age of Enlightenment, but...
actually, now I think I'd say present times.
- The present time? - Mm-hmm.
- The world right now is a dumpster fire. - It is.
But the world right now has you in it.
- You are so cheesy. - [chuckles]
And I love it.
But I would like to see you
in some white tights and buckled shoes.
Oh, hello, roleplay.
- [laughs] - So...
we usually get back from church at around 6:30.
What time are you and Charlie gonna come over?
Well, actually, uh, Charlie's mom
will be dropping them off at the house because...
I'm gonna go to church with you.
Hold up.
You said you'd never go back.
You're coming to church?
[chuckles] If that's okay.
So you're really trying to make all my dreams
come true, then?
It's kind of become my life's mission.
[chuckles]
Okay, if you won't allow me to cook...
Ah, ah, ah. I am not the one not allowing you to cook.
Your doctor, who doesn't want you
to have another heart attack,
is the one not allowing you to cook.
Okay, fine. Please. Don't under-salt the masa.
[gasps] I will have you know that my salt-to-masa ratio
is so perfect, it should be featured
in Better Homes and Tamales Magazine.
Thank you for doing all of this.
It smells wonderful.
You're welcome.
You know, I may not be cleared
for the stresses of the kitchen,
but as of today, it's eight weeks since my heart attack,
which means...
I'm officially cleared for something else.
Oh, and what might that be?
Sex. I'm talking about sex.
I know, Jorge.
I was trying to be flirty.
- [laughing] - Oh, sorry.
It's been such a long time. And I feel like a 15-year-old boy
- about to see his first boob. - Oh. [laughs]
And the way you look in that dress, mujer,
you got me all distracted.
- Ah. - Have I told you today
that you... [smooches]
are the most beautiful woman... [smooches]
...on Earth?
Hmm.
Oh, okay, okay, food can wait.
Bedroom, now.
Yeah? Who needs a bedroom?
[gasps] Hmm.
[moaning]
[both laughing]
- Okay. Oh! - [door opens]
[Beatriz clears throat]
You kids making out in there?
"Kids"? Dad, I'm 53.
Oh, you want to try the masa?
Masa needs more salt.
Papi, out!
- Don't say a word. - Okay.
- [laughter] - [clamoring]
Hey.
What just happened?
Why was it fun and now it's weird?
I think my phone is...
about to ring.
Oh, my God, you guys are the worst.
Just get out, just get out!
Chin up, kiddo.
Okay...
What's going on?
Um, Lil, why don't you just take a seat?
Why does it feel like my brother's about
- to break up with me? - Well...
that's very astute of you, because I actually am.
Uh, you know, the past few months, they've been amazing.
So much fun.
But something's shifted and sometimes, you know, people,
they-they move in different directions without wanting to.
And I would say that it's me and not you,
but it's, like, 100% you.
Wait. Are you kicking me out?
Yeah. Was that not clear?
Jorgito, no! Why?
Because you said a week, it's been eight.
Okay? I live with other people.
- It's just not cool anymore. - But I'm such a good guest!
Lily, Lily, Lily! A good guest?
A good guest? Underwear is not a bath mat.
You never clean out the jars
before you take them to recycling.
That goes straight to landfill, Lil.
And I know you've been using my Crème de la Mer.
- No, I have not. - Are you gonna actually stand here
and lie about it right now? You're literally glowing
from within. How do you think I wouldn't notice that?
And the dishes in the sink, okay?
Everything is in there to soak. You know what doesn't need
to soak, Lil? A plate that salad was on.
- Yes, well, sometimes it does. - No!
- Okay. - It doesn't, it doesn't!
[exhales]
Okay, I love you
so much, which is why you have to go.
Where am I gonna go?
- I don't know, go home, go home! - Where? Where?
- Mom and Dad would love to have you home. - Oh, a 29-year...
No, a 29-year-old woman
moving back in with her parents? I can't!
Okay, fair, pick from the one of a million other family members.
- Okay, like who? - Tía Nene, five-bedroom,
- all alone. - It's so spooky there.
Okay, well, you just stay out of the porcelain doll room.
Henry, a little help here?
[Henry] Lil, you never use a coaster
no matter how much I beg!
Nick?
[Nick] I could make a full wig with the amount
- of hair that you leave in the shower. - Fine.
- I'll leave. - [Jorge] Yes.
Thank you, thank you. I love you so much.
I love you, too.
[clucks tongue] Miss you already.
[Andre] So, you and Lily, what's the latest?
Tell me all your dirty secrets.
I'm gonna act like
- you didn't just say that. - Sorry, man.
Sorry. You're my best friend.
You're the one who has to hear this.
Like, I tell you Annie things.
You don't really tell me Lily things.
But you could. Like, what's up with you two?
Well, uh, oh, she was so sweet.
She, uh, brought me sunflowers in memory of my mom.
Oh, shit, man. That's right.
It's been a year.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm really sorry.
Hey, you know I love you, right?
Love you, too, man.
Yeah, that's right. I love this man!
- [patrons shushing] - Hey, we in a book store.
So Lily, sunflowers, continue.
Right, right, right. You know, actually,
I'm the happiest I've ever been in a relationship.
We don't argue anymore.
It kind of feels like we're on the same page.
But do you think it's weird that she hasn't moved
- back in with me yet? - Have you asked her?
I mean, not officially.
Or casually.
Considering that the first time she moved in
you two turned my Halloween party into the Maury Show,
I'd say taking it slow
sounds smart.
[Santiago chuckles]
Look, I know, I'm just saying...
since we've been back together, it just...
I don't know, it feels like things are better now.
Well, "better" is great,
but sometimes you got to have the tough conversations.
Hey, look.
If it feels good to you,
I'm sure she feels the same.
Thanks. Wow.
That might be the first helpful thing you said to me today.
Yeah, well, I'm about to say another one.
Bruh, you need to lock this down.
This woman is the best thing that ever happened to you.
Look at you, all happy.
- Hmm. - You've come a long way.
Yeah. Yeah, she is special, huh?
Special enough for your mama's ring?
Gonna let that marinate.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
How about this one?
You know what?
- Henry and Jorge would actually love this. - Yeah.
But you bring it to the front, all right? I'll pay for it.
Good plan.
- [bell dings] - Okay.
The naughty cookies are ready. We've got schlongs,
we've got titties, and making, their grand debut...
- Huh? - Wow.
What is that, artichokes?
- It's a clitoris. - Oh, I see it now.
- Yeah. - Who's gonna eat that?
Nick. Sometimes Henry.
Jorgito. [laughs]
- Well, I'm glad you still do this. - Yeah.
I mean, eight Christmases running.
You know, who'd have thought
in 2014 at Nick's first Nochebuena,
when he insisted on making Christmas cookies,
that all of his nutcrackers would look like
uncircumcised penises?
Thus, a tradition was born.
- Just as Baby Jesus intended. - Exactly.
Yeah. So I can't join you this year, buddy.
What? No! Why? I mean...
Two months with Ana and you're already ditching me for her?
Oh, come on, it's not like that. I'm not ditching you for Ana.
What are you doing? What are you wearing? You're not wearing
- pajamas. - I'm ditching you for Henry.
What? That's worse!
Sorry, babe, you know, I'm one
of Nick's private clients now,
and I can't let another abundant Nochebuena
with your family mess with my reps.
Besides, you know how hard this guy is to schedule these days?
Yeah, I'm very in demand.
Why don't you open your own gym?
Open my own gym? I...
No, I can't, I can't do that.
Why not? I mean, you basically run the gym
you're working at now, but you'll make
a lot more on your own.
You have a business degree. Your clients love you.
And wouldn't it be nice to have something of your own,
without your parents' help?
[stammers] Yes, it would.
I...
You know, that's a very interesting idea.
Thanks, Lil. I'm gonna think about that.
- You're welcome. - Yeah, yeah. Have goals. Do better.
Who's gonna help me frost these?
Uh, you could come to the gym with us.
- Hey, Lil? - What?
Want to split this?
- Yes. - Okay.
Here, you can have the balls.
Good luck on the streets.
Jorgito.
[sighs]
Lily. What are you...? No.
- Please. - Sorry, babe.
I did my time when you moved out of Santiago's.
You talk in your sleep.
I can't have that Exorcist nonsense in here.
- But Sol... - It's nothing personal.
That is a very specific and personal reason.
Okay, I love you. Bye!
Just one, not even, like, not even for a week.
I promise, just one week!
[sighs]
Lily!
Hola, hermosa.
How are you? I see you've met my friend, Larry.
Hi, Larry.
- [muffled speaking] - Did I say you could speak?!
All right, go put up the stockings.
Don't worry, he's having the time of his life.
It's his Hanukkah present.
What is this? Are you...? Do you need a place to stay?
- No! No, I'm good. - Are you sure?
No, no, I'm good, I'm good.
I just wanted to come by and say hi.
Aw, you're so sweet.
You know what, he was just about to make me some acai bowls.
- Ah-sigh? Acai? - [Larry mumbles]
I didn't ask you, Larry!
So, honestly, he makes his own granola.
- I'm good, yeah. I'll just, I'll just... - Okay.
- I'll just see you tonight. I love you. - Bye.
- Bye! - I'll see you tonight, sweetheart.
Our baby's come home.
[gasps] I've been waiting for this moment
since the day you left.
Oh, never leave again.
Until you get married.
Oh, oh! Even then, you can stay.
[both mumbling]
[Beatriz] Niñita.
♪ ♪
[chuckles softly]
[phone chimes]
♪ ♪
Mami... I need shampoo!
¿Mami?
[grunting]
Mom?
- [gasps] - [all screaming]
[muffled screaming]
[whimpering]
Oh, oh, oh...
[laughing]
Oh, my...
[indistinct chatter]
[chuckles]
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
- Hey. Feliz Navidad. - Feliz Navidad.
[indistinct chatter]
- Hey. Merry Christmas. - Hey.
Merry Christmas.
Hey.
- Hey, you. - Hey, what's new?
Oh, you know, just making Christmas dreams come true.
- Oh... - Gladys.
- No más. - What? I'm gonna ask him his Christmas wish.
- Let's go. Hi. - [Miles] Hi. How are you?
- Luis, hey, Merry Christmas. - Hey.
So, listen, if you have time later,
I'd love a few minutes to talk to you about something.
- In private. - Of course, Miles.
Great, thanks.
And what was that?
He wants to talk to me privately.
Ooh, about what?
I don't know.
- [organ playing] - [indistinct chatter]
[sighs] Okay, I'm gonna be honest.
Felt a little bad about not letting you stay with me.
You should.
Because of you, I walked in on mami and papi having sex.
What? Oh, no.
"Oh, yes," is what they were saying.
Over and over until I screamed.
[chuckles] Sorry.
But, like, good for them.
Why didn't you just move back in with Santi?
You guys are better than ever. What's the holdup?
You know the holdup. I'm still freaked out, okay?
Last time things were going great, we moved in together,
and it broke us up, so I'm not moving in until...
Until what?
We get married.
Oh, Lily.
I think I'm making real headway.
The longer we are back together, the longer he has to shift
the way he thinks about the whole marriage thing.
I feel it.
He's changing.
Okay, but, at some point, it's gonna have to be
an actual conversation with words.
But...
I'm happy you're happy.
Thank you.
So, like...
what position were they in?
Goodbye! And in front of Jesus.
Hey, you.
Don't want you to be lonely, so...
Have you read this?
- Yeah, yeah. Couple times. - Yeah, pretty good, right?
I went to Catholic school, so I know
a lot of stuff that's not even in here.
Where is Jorgito?
- I don't know. - Ay. Ay. [mutters]
Doña Marta.
- You look lovely. - Thank you.
- Jorge went to light a candle. - Good.
And I'm saving him a seat in the back.
- I just wanted to give you a hug. - It's good to see you.
- Good to see you, too. - [Lily] Hmm.
I see we're fine lying to Abuela now.
Oh, how times have changed.
[chuckles softly]
[exhales]
- [lively chatter] - [song playing in Spanish]
[Jorge Sr.] Nick!
- Hey! - Hey, uh...
This must be your novia.
It is. This is Ana.
Welcome, Ana.
Uh, and please tell me that you're not a vegetarian.
- [scoffs] - Oh, carnivore over here.
- Oh, perfect. - You're in luck because I made my famous flan.
[groans] I'm actually dairy-free.
But it's my famous flan.
Fun fact: Did you know that hot water
turns into ice faster than cold water?
Crazy.
What? How is that even possible?
Uh, you guys just make yourselves at home, okay?
- Thank you. - Thank you so much. - Welcome.
- All right. - It's beautiful in here.
[Nick exhales]
[Gladys gasps] Oh.
Hello.
I'm Tía Gladys.
I'm sure you've heard of me.
So how serious is this?
Are there videos? Can I watch them?
- Hi, I'm Ana. - Mm-hmm.
- We just became official yesterday. - Oh.
So no videos yet, but I'm not against it.
Do I have to stop flirting with you?
- Oh, absolutely not. - That's okay with you?
- Absolutely. - Then I bless this.
Mm.
[grunts]
Ah, she didn't even flinch.
I like the cut of your jib.
I have questions.
- Every family has one. - Okay.
What a burden it must have been for you to run the restaurant
- while your father was convalescing. - [Jorge Sr.] Oh, hey,
Carmelita, don't talk about me like I'm not here, viejita.
- Jorge! - [Carmela] Looks like I hit a nerve.
And we're the same age, Jorge, so if I'm a vieja,
you are a viejo.
Actually, tía, I've really loved running the restaurant.
I'd even say we've made some improvements.
Expanding online orders, providing more delivery options.
So business is booming.
Is that right? Restaurant's doing
better than ever. Interesting.
Yeah, yeah, and it's going so well that papi
might be able to retire early.
[Beatriz] Ooh, and he can take me on that trip
around the world he promised me the day he proposed.
Okay.
I'm not dead yet, you guys. Nice try.
Jorgito, yes, you're doing a great job
with the restaurant, but I am coming back
to work.
Y tú, you're two months older than me, viejita.
How do you like your bifocals?
- 20/20. - [Beatriz chuckles]
So, what?
He's just not gonna retire?
I just feel like... I feel like he doesn't trust me.
Honey, it's not about you... or me.
It's a... big life shift.
And he's got to want it.
And he will.
Eventually. [chuckles]
It's the first one that occurred to me!
It's on phones!
Send me that selfie...
Hi, what's up?
- Oh... - Yo.
- [Henry] Hey. - What just happened?
Why was it fun and now it's weird?
Hey, speaking of fun,
did you know that the lyrics of the "Macarena" are actually
about a woman who cheats on her boyfriend while he's
- away at war? - Is that true? That's so interesting.
Wait! I'm not gonna let you fun fact me.
What's going on?
Nothing! It was an inside joke.
- You wouldn't get it. - Oh, I wouldn't get it?
- Yeah, you had to be there. - Oh, I had to be there?
Okay, twice in one day of all this, and I don't like it.
Rawr. [scoffs]
- [both laugh] - Come on. - Let's go.
♪ Don we now our gay apparel...
Oh!
¡Ay!
Soy bien torpe.
- Let me help you. - No, no, no, no...
[gasps] Ay, Dios mío.
- What's this? - [Ana] Well, that
looks like an engagement ring.
- [Marta] Do you know who it belongs to? - No.
- But I think it came out of this jacket. - And?
- [Ana] Well, that is very exciting. - [inhales]
[Marta] Oh!
Yes, it is!
Oh, girl.
[gasping] Oh, my God.
Sol, Sol, come here, come here, come here.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- How's my manicure? - I know you didn't
pull me in this bathroom to ask me about your nails.
Okay, Abuelita just found an engagement ring
inside a box that fell out
- of Santiago's coat. - What?
Whoa.
Did your thing actually work?
- It did. - Okay, I'm gonna be honest.
I thought it was the classic Lily coo-coo-ca-choo,
rose-colored glasses, avoiding the hard conversations.
But did you do it?
It worked! Not moving in with him
made him realize that he wants me there all of the time.
Oh, I can feel it.
This is it! This is the feeling!
- Okay. - Okay, but...
- stay chill, okay? - Yes.
Yes. Chill.
I'm so chill.
Let it out.
[screaming]
[exhales] Okay.
Now I'm chill.
- Okay. - Okay.
I'm so chill, I'm so chill.
I'm so chill.
[all] ♪ Love is all that I can give ♪
♪ To you ♪
♪ Love is more than just a game ♪
♪ For two ♪
♪ Two in love can make it ♪
♪ Take my heart and please don't break it ♪
♪ Love was made ♪
♪ For me and you ♪
- [laughter] - [clamoring]
Is that too much?
- I have... no, I have no limit.. - [Marta] Okay.
I have chisme.
- [gasps] Ooh. - Bring it, mami.
After dinner,
I was cleaning up,
and I found this on the floor.
[both gasp]
Is that an engagement ring?
[Marta] Which one of my grandbabies
do you think is getting engaged tonight?
Let's go look.
Vamos.
[lively chatter]
[laughing]
Mm.
I'm so excited.
Okay, who could it be, hmm?
Has anyone been acting suspicious lately?
[gasps] Wait.
Miles!
- Oh. Miles? - Miles?
Luis, have you spoken to Miles since church?
No, why?
I think he's gonna ask for Sol's hand.
And since Sol's parents are no longer with us,
he must be coming to you for the family blessing.
Wow.
This is why you always win at Clue.
[gasps]
[Luis] Oh.
[Marta] Okay, everybody out.
We need to talk to Miles.
[Luis] So, Miles,
what is it that you wanted to discuss?
- Oh, we can talk later. - [Marta] No, no.
We talk now.
Okay.
You know I care very deeply for you both.
Which is why...
Luis, I need you to unbutton your shirt.
What?
I'm sorry, I should've completed my thought.
I noticed a mole on your chest.
And I need to take a look at it, but I didn't want to alarm Sol.
Yeah.
[exhales]
Okay.
Okay, well, it's not raised.
Color's consistent and it's symmetrical.
All right, well, it really is nothing.
- Wow. - I'm sorry.
I drive my parents nuts with this kind of stuff.
I just can't stop being a doctor. Come here.
Oh, what a relief.
[Luis] Oh, you're the best.
That's it?
That is not a relief.
Well, uh, well, your husband doesn't have skin cancer.
I think that's kind of a huge relief.
It is very disappointing.
Yo, Miles, if you're looking at moles,
do you mind?
Sure, Chuey. No problem.
¡Oye, mi gente!
Miles is checking moles in the front room.
Come, find out if you have cancer.
- [♪ Shirelles: "Blue Holiday"] - ♪ It's been...
So... Lily.
Want to go outside?
Uh, look at the stars, maybe make out a little bit?
Yes.
[laughs] Yes.
A thousand times yes.
♪ Oh, my darling ♪
♪ Won't you ♪
♪ Hurry, hurry home ♪
♪ It's been a blue ♪
♪ Holiday ♪
[laughing]
♪ I'm all alone ♪
♪ You know I ♪
♪ I need your love...
- Wow. - [both laugh]
I just wanted to...
take a moment and tell you how grateful I am for you.
I didn't expect anybody to come along
and figure me out, but...
you did.
I did?
Yeah.
And I know we've been afraid to talk about the future because
those conversations have been tough for us to have,
but things feel different now.
I totally agree.
Good.
'Cause there's something I want to ask you.
Okay.
- [both chuckle] - Ah!
Will you move in with me? Again?
What?
Oh, Jorge. Uh, Beatriz?
- Mm. - Um, can I...
- talk to you for a second? - Sure.
Everything okay?
Uh, um, yeah.
I mean... [chuckles]
...you think about these conversations your entire life.
And you think you're ready and then the moment comes.
And then you start sweating in places
you didn't know you could sweat.
Hello, ankles.
Do you need to take a seat?
Uh, do you want me to get you some water? Or socks?
No, I-I'm fine.
Um...
I'm better than fine.
In fact,
I'm the happiest I've ever been in my entire life.
And that's all because of Jorge.
I didn't know I could love
someone as much as I love him.
And I'd like to marry him.
[gasps]
[exhales]
Well, you have our blessing.
We couldn't be happier.
[both laugh]
Henry, you are a great man.
And you have made our son
so happy.
[Henry] Thank you.
Oh, and I'm gonna try to stay in the moment right now
and not ask about kids, but just,
just know that it's coming.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Is this yours?
Oh, it must've fallen out of my coat.
I-I promise I'll take
better care of your son than I did this ring.
- [exhales] - Okay.
- [both laughing] - Oh, my God.
You guys might want to follow me into the living room.
- What, now? - It's happening now?
Is that okay?
- Yes! - Yes! Yes. - Great!
- Oh, and get your phone. - Oh!
- [shushing] - No, no, no right here. Go, go, go.
- Let's go, come on. - It's charged.
- Come on. - Uh...
A key? A fucking key?
Oh, you thought it was...
You know I want to get married.
You pull out a ring box and offer me a key?
Well, and a key chain.
[chuckles]
I can't believe it.
I thought you were gonna ask me to marry you.
But, babe, you know how I feel about marriage.
I thought you changed your mind.
That does happen. People do change their mind.
We're better than ever. We're... we're so happy.
You're literally the guy of my dreams.
We're so good together.
I mean, look at us in there. This works.
Yes, I agree.
Yeah, I-I-I love this.
I love you. I love your family.
Then why don't you want to marry me?
Huh?
Baby.
It's, it's not...
This is, this is just so sad.
It makes me so sad.
'Cause all I want is for you to be my husband.
I want, I want a ceremony where I stand in front
of the people I love and tell them I choose you.
You!
I want to have babies with you.
I want to grow old with you, I...
I want to see what your face looks like with lines.
I want that, too!
I want that. I want you, I...
You know what?
I'll go in this house right now.
I'll tell every single one of your family members
individually that you're the most extraordinary
woman I ever met.
You're everything I dreamed of, too.
Lily, don't you get it?
I-I want you!
But...
...I'll never get married.
I thought that was clear.
Well, I want marriage.
I thought that was clear.
[groans]
I just hate you so much right now.
I can't believe you're willing to throw us away over an idea.
Lily, I could say the same thing about you.
Maybe, uh...
[exhales]
Maybe we avoided this conversation
because we knew we'd end up here again.
Okay.
Let's just call it a do-over.
What?
I'll just pretend you didn't present me with keys.
And we'll, we'll go back inside and pretend,
you know, enjoy the party.
Lil, Lil, Lil. We can't do that.
But if we don't do that, then...
I can't give you what you want.
But you deserve...
you deserve everything you want, Lily.
I'm sorry.
[exhales]
[lively chatter]
Oh, sweet, Lily's here. Uh, everyone!
Uh, everyone, um...
Um, I'd like to say something.
Um...
Uh, yeah, have a seat, have a seat.
Uh, okay, so, um...
[clears throat] Uh, last year, uh...
was my first time here and you all
really made me feel welcome.
Uh, since then, Jorge and I moved to L.A.,
but we had to come back because
- we missed you all so much. - [laughter]
You guys are the definition of "extra," and I love it.
[laughter]
Uh, it's helped me embrace my inner extra.
Also, it's helped me
get clear on who I am
and what I want.
And one thing is for sure.
- Okay, we're just gonna move... - What are we doing?
[Nick and Jorge muttering]
[♪ Marvin Gaye: "You're All I Need to Get By"]
♪ You're all I need to get by ♪
♪ You're all I need...
♪ Like sweet morning dew ♪
♪ I took one look at you and it was plain to see ♪
♪ You were my destiny ♪
♪ With my arms open wide I threw away my pride ♪
♪ I'll sacrifice for you, dedicate my life to you ♪
♪ Oh, I will go where you lead ♪
♪ Always there in time of need ♪
♪ And when I lose my will, you'll be there ♪
♪ To push me up the hill, there's no ♪
♪ No looking back for us ♪
♪ We got love sure 'nough, that's enough ♪
♪ You're all ♪
♪ You're all I need ♪
♪ To get by ♪
♪ You're all I need to get by, you're all I need to get by...
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪
What are you doing?
So, with your parents' blessing,
I'd like you to be my husband.
What?
Oh, my God!
Jorge...
will you marry me?
Yeah! Yeah, duh, yes!
- [cheering] - [clamoring]
It fits!
- Lil! - Oh...
You're crying, wait, stop, you're crying. I'm gonna cry.
Stop crying. Did you know about this?
- No, I didn't. - Oh, she and Sol would've never been
- able to keep it a secret. - [Jorge] That's true.
[laughter]
You guys have been spending so much time together
not because you like each other so much,
but because you like me so much.
[laughter]
Reel it in, buddy.
Hey, sister.
I know. [laughs]
Mi familia.
[♪ Nathalie Mac: "It's Christmas"]
♪ Oh, all I need is you here ♪
♪ I don't need no gifts this year ♪
♪ And I've been so good through the year ♪
♪ I've been spreading so much cheer ♪
♪ Oh, I can just imagine ♪
♪ I can feel it's gonna happen ♪
♪ Because it's Christmas ♪
♪ Oh, it's Christmas ♪
♪ Oh, it's Christmas...
I am impressed you were able to keep all that a secret.
- Are you a spy? - [British accent] Oh, I can't tell you.
Or else I'll have to make out with you.
[both laugh]
♪ Oh, it's Christmas...
Actually, I was thinking of starting a gym.
- As a front for the spy career. - Ooh! Good cover.
I know, I'm a genius, but seriously...
Lily did suggest it and, you know, I could, I could do it.
I could get space, get some equipment, run some classes.
You could run the spin and Pilates class.
Are you trying to spend more time with me?
I'll never tell.
Well, for the record, I think it's a great idea.
This family's a good influence on you.
Yeah, they really are.
♪ Oh, it's Christmas...
Gracias, tía.
Thank you.
You sure you don't want me to leave?
No, uh...
I don't want to explain.
Jorge looks so happy.
I can't believe we're having this conversation.
I was thinking, given the circumstances,
we should keep the breakup to ourselves for now.
I'll let everyone know after the holidays.
Yeah.
Of course, whatever you need.
Thanks.
♪ It's Christmas...
Cheers.
To us.
It was beautiful.
Did Charlie have a good time tonight?
Are you kidding me, a choreographed engagement?
I think it was the best night of their life.
Their mom said they talked about it the whole ride home.
God, that was a really special proposal.
They're gonna be really happy together.
- Yeah. - Wait, does this change how you feel about marriage?
Mm, uh, not for me, but if it
does for you, then...
Relax, baby.
I think we're good just how we are.
Oh, thank the Lord.
Look at you thanking the Lord.
- What a night. - Right?
Christmas Eve and a proposal. Who knew?
- Oh, no. - What?
Forgot about something.
[phone blips]
- [♪ Silvana Estrada: "Para Siempre"] - ♪ Saborear ♪
♪ Todo el dolor ♪
♪ Yo ya no espero ♪
- ♪ Que me quieras ♪ - [phone chimes]
♪ Dejar la acción ♪
♪ Morder mi voz ♪
♪ De mí no esperes más respuestas ♪
♪ Y tú jamás pudiste verme ♪
♪ Y yo pensé que estaba bien ♪
♪ Y ahora me arrepiento ♪
♪ Cuando dije que ♪
♪ Te odiaba para siempre ♪
♪ Para siempre, para siempre ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ No fue verdad ♪
♪ Quise jugar ♪
♪ Pero no espero ♪
♪ Que me creas ♪
♪ Podré apostar ♪
♪ Perdí de más ♪
♪ ¿Por qué quisiste estar tan cerca? ♪
♪ Y tú jamás pudiste verme ♪
♪ Y yo pensé que estaba bien ♪
♪ Y ahora me arrepiento ♪
♪ Cuando dije que ♪
♪ Te odiaba para siempre ♪
♪ Para siempre, para siempre ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Si lo sabes ya ♪
♪ ¿Que más puedo hacer? ♪
♪ Nunca lo supiste ver ♪
♪ Si no vuelves más ♪
♪ Yo voy a entender ♪
♪ Solo me dejé ♪
♪ Caer ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Para siempre, para siempre ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
[vocalizing]
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