Who are you texting, Andrea?
Micol?
No.
Then who?
Mind your own business.
She's still there on her own.
So?
So go say hi.
-To who? -Carola.
-You didn't have them opened? -No. I don't want to use cups.
-We could at least drink them. -Whatever...
Ask her for a lighter, then.
I don't smoke.
Tell her it's to open the beers.
I don't know...
Marco, you've been going on about her for two years and you won't even try?
Andrea, give him your shirt. You can't hit on girls wearing this...
Come on. Go.
What a shitty color.
Did mom buy it?
Go, Marco!
Go.
No...
Damn it.
I told you.
You waited too long.
How did you do it?
I used my helmet. But I can't open this one.
I shouldn't drink anyway.
-Come on... -I'll try with my teeth.
With your teeth? Are you nuts?
Don't worry, I've done it a thousand times.
Sure.
There he goes.
Sorry, the ladies' room was clogged by a tampon. Disgusting.
Okay.
-Everything all right? -Yes. Just a small cut.
-Here you go. -Thanks.
Four euros.
Looking for the toilet?
Yes... Why?
The ladies' room is clogged.
Use the men's.
Okay, thanks.
You're a student at Da Vinci, right?
Yes. You too, right?
Yes. Nice to meet you.
Marco.
Carola.
My pleasure.
See you at school, then.
Sure.
Your change.
-Thanks. Bye. -You're welcome.
DANIELE Okay. Come if you like, but it's a pain.
I don't mind. I'd like to see you guys again.
Here it is.
-Thanks, Andre. -Drink.
-Guys... -Happy birthday to the two of you.
-Happy birthday. -One hour to go.
-Whatever. -Let's just drink, shall we?
I bumped into Carola at the bar.
She's not very friendly.
Did you talk to her?
No. You did.
What the fuck?
Now you have to style your hair like I do, though.
-Where are you going? -Home.
-Home? -Of course...
Marco!
Where the fuck are you going on foot?
Marco!
I'll bring him back.
Marco?
FOUR MONTHS EARLIER
Marco, are you upstairs?
Marco!
What the fuck happened?
Nothing, I just punched the glass cabinet.
Are you crazy? Let me see.
We need to go to the hospital, now!
No, it's just a cut.
What do you mean, "just a cut"?
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Are you dead? Where are you?
I'm at the door.
HIS.HIGHNESS - Is it bad that I want to hear back from you already?
Yes.
HIS.HIGHNESS Are you still out and about?
Happy birthday.
Come over here.
No.
Come on.
Say you're sorry.
I'm sorry.
Aren't you sad we'll be apart starting tomorrow?
I'm sad you'll have to repeat the year.
Only about that?
Yes.
-Found it? -No.
-Should I look there? -Yes, my love.
Thanks, Franci.
Have you seen my sports bag?
Yes, I saw it downstairs.
Mom, Andrea says it's downstairs.
Weird, I missed it. Okay, let's go.
Not gonna answer it?
It's Micol, calling for my birthday. I don't want to talk to her.
You don't believe me?
No.
Stop breathing down my neck. I told you I stopped.
-Hi, Andrea. -Hi, Eli.
Finally, another boy.
I'm Fabio.
Andrea, hi.
Everyone calls me Snuggle.
-My mom uses a lot of fabric softener... -Sorry, I don't give a shit.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
-Ciardi? -Here.
Condò?
Dalla?
De Biasi?
Peroni.
Risorio?
I'm here.
Zanier?
Zanier's not here?
Sorry, my bike chain fell off.
ONE AND A HALF YEARS EARLIER
ONE YEAR EARLIER
FOUR MONTHS EARLIER
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THREE MONTHS EARLIER
Hi, Andrea.
Are you okay?
NOW
Nina, take a seat.
I'd love to, but he took my seat.
There's no name on it.
Take your helmet and move.
Nina, just sit at the other desk.
Take your notebooks.
I'm going to explain this school year's program.
We have a new chemistry and physics lab. We'll do new experiments...
VITTORIO Andre, can you come over later?
Okay, but you still owe me 50.
So, physics is the science that...
Fuck you.
I swear, he's unbearable.
I don't know how Micol was with him for a year.
By the way, yesterday he introduced himself to me
pretending to be his brother.
What are you saying?
At least, I think. They're identical.
His brother's been staring at me for two years...
I don't think he'd have the nerve.
-What a creep. -Yeah, a bit.
Do you have to go home now?
Not necessarily.
Can you come and do something with me?
What?
I told Daniele I'd go and watch his training session.
You said you wanted to end it.
I know.
Whatever...
And Jun and Zeli? Are they coming or not?
-I didn't ask them. -Why not?
Let's say they like him too.
I prefer not to talk to them.
They can talk? That's incredible.
Tell me what they say. I'm curious.
-Don't be a pain, Nina. -I'm serious.
-Are you coming or not? -No.
-What the fuck are you doing? -Nothing.
Are you the little jerks drawing swastikas in here?
No, I swear, it's just a dick.
-It's just a dick. -Just a dick.
Look at that, it's just a dick.
Start recording.
-Let's film this. -Send it to Zelia.
Look at this big cock. Look at what your brother does.
-He's a perv. -Should I send it?
-No, Ilo, please. -Then clear the fuck out.
You too, clear out. Get the fuck out of here.
Nice moves!
-Show me your moves. -Here.
Hi, Ma'.
-Hi, Marco. -Hi.
I swear we didn't have another swimsuit.
-We even looked for one. -Yeah, you texted me that.
How's your arm?
Fine.
Last week I swam faster than I did in April...
Where?
In the outdoor pool.
You don't believe me?
-Do you need a hand? -No, thanks.
The fuck are you staring at?
Guys, first day, first competition.
What do you think?
Dani will win, for sure.
Ready?
-This is gonna rock. -Crush him.
Are you ready?
Get set.
Go!
Use your legs, Dani!
What the fuck are you doing?
-Again? -Don't stress, it was just a quick dive.
You don't swim until I say so, okay?
-The physiotherapist said... -I don't give a fuck.
You'll swim when I say so.
Get out and do some workouts.
What are you doing there?
Take your bathrobes off. We're doing aerobics today so save your breath.
What are you doing?
What are these?
Ladybug eggs.
No way.
Yeah.
They're useful. They eat aphids.
I didn't know.
How much do you want?
Two hundred.
It's 220 with the package you had sent here.
That's my birthday present.
Okay, it's 210 then.
HIS HIGHNESS - YOU
Guess what these are.
You were right.
It was a real pain in the ass.
I told you so.
You asked me to come.
When?
The last time we met up.
-Hey, we're late! -I'm coming!
Thanks for coming.
Come on!
Hi, Mom.
I finished early. Can you pick me up at the pool?
Thanks. Bye.
FANTASTIC THIRD PLACE FOR RISORIO
RISORIO AND TRAMET JUST ONE STEP AWAY FROM NATIONAL LEAGUE
-See you tomorrow, bye. -Bye, Marco.
Hi.
It wasn't me, yesterday. It was my brother.
I didn't know you swam.
I guess you don't smoke, then.
Actually, all my teammates do, but...
Will you keep me company anyway While I wait for my mom?
Hi, buddy.
Come inside.
We set up this headquarters last summer.
Do you like it?
Can't you pay me now and ask them to pay you?
My parents will bust my balls if I'm late.
I don't have it. They're on their way.
Listen to our new song in the meantime.
Do you like it?
-Cool, right? -Yes.
-Hi, guys. -What's up?
Hi, bro.
-I'll have a beer. -Of course.
Guys, I'm €160 short.
Bro, that's my part.
Vitto, can you lend me 40?
Why don't you work instead of texting that munter?
She's not a munter.
She's a munter, I swear.
The munter of Turin.
Go fuck yourselves!
I swear, I'll kill you.
Stop it, guys.
Stop it, come on.
-Let's ask Andrea. He's impartial. -Yeah, let's.
Why should we?
Sorry...
Let me show you her profile...
-Mind your own business! -You mind yours.
What do you think?
Not a single picture of her face. What do you think?
Either a munter or a fake.
My ex never posted pictures of her face.
-You see? -Who's this ex?
-She's from Sabaudia, you don't know her. -You don't know her?
She does send me photos.
Since when?
Last week she sent me one.
-Show us, then. -Forget it.
Because she doesn't exist, trust me.
If you don't believe me, I'll show you the picture.
Vitto, I'm sorry, but I'm screwing your mother.
Hit him, hit him, bro!
Hey, stop it, I'm joking.
Guys, stop.
Fucking moron.
-You still owe me 40. -Can I give it to you next time?
All right.
Fine.
-Bye. -Bye.
Bye.
See you, bro.
FIVE MONTHS EARLIER
Stop, Risorio!
Stop!
They've caught him.
So it seems.
Risorio!
I know you're in here. Come out.
You can throw it away, but Giuseppe saw you.
What did he see?
If you don't come out, you'll fail the year and I'll call the police.
And if I do?
Then I won't call the police.
So?
Why do you need to make money this way?
Tell me.
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Look at the referee. What a dickhead!
Unbelievable.
Damn it! The fuck is he doing?
Michele...
Mom...
More cake, anyone?
Yes, please.
No, thanks, Mom.
-I do. -Coming.
-Go, go! -Come on!
MARCO, BONCIO, SAMI, YOU MARCO: I talked to Carola earlier.
BONCIO Where?
SAMI Great!
MARCO She asked me to study with her on Friday.
What a game. I'm drinking too much.
Come on, pass the ball! Move it forward!
This is the one you said was good?
He's really good.
Sure. He sucks.
Idiot!
He doesn't even look at him.
HIS.HIGHNESS Are they sweets?
Ladybug eggs.
What are you doing?
HIS.HIGHNESS Send me one too.
I just posted one.
HIS.HIGHNESS Send me the uncropped version...
Come on, Dani.
Come on, he's right there!
HIS.HIGHNESS You said you'd send me one two weeks ago.
No, I didn't.
HIS.HIGHNESS Want me to send you the screenshot?
How can I be sure that you aren't messing with me?
Okay, I get it, bye.
What do you mean?
Come on!
Yes!
-A miracle. -He finally did it.
What's up, Andre?
I'm going to the toilet.
We've been chatting for four months and I have never seen your face.
All my friends make fun of me.
NO_ONE_KNOWS_ME_LIKE Can't we talk about it tomorrow?
Seems like you're in a bad mood now.
HIS.HIGHNESS As far as I know, you could be a pervert.
You're the one who added me.
If you don't prove within two minutes
that you're not some old man,
I will block you and report your profile.
If you don't prove within two minutes that you're not some old man,
I will block you and report your profile.
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I swear
MICOL You didn't even call me back.
I just wanted to say happy birthday.
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You're so beautiful.