1 00:00:03,108 --> 00:00:04,892 I don't have time today. 2 00:00:05,066 --> 00:00:07,895 All I do is mop floors so I can support these two bald assholes. 3 00:00:08,069 --> 00:00:10,202 Oh, I'm the problem. 4 00:00:10,376 --> 00:00:12,595 I understand you're finally considering adoption for Clyde. 5 00:00:12,769 --> 00:00:15,381 I know several excellent families 6 00:00:15,555 --> 00:00:16,512 who are actively looking. 7 00:00:18,035 --> 00:00:20,037 Uh-uh. 8 00:00:20,212 --> 00:00:21,909 Well, you know how I've been trying to connect with my kids. 9 00:00:22,083 --> 00:00:24,738 Two of them haven't called me in a couple of weeks. 10 00:00:24,912 --> 00:00:27,610 Did you call them back? That's not my place. 11 00:00:27,784 --> 00:00:29,351 It's exactly your place. 12 00:00:29,525 --> 00:00:30,787 I'm supposed to call them when they don't call me back? 13 00:00:30,961 --> 00:00:32,311 CLAIRE: Yeah, you are. Yes. 14 00:00:32,485 --> 00:00:33,442 You call and you call and you call 15 00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:34,965 and you keep calling, 16 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:36,445 and if they don't call you back, that's on them. 17 00:00:43,365 --> 00:00:46,934 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 18 00:00:47,108 --> 00:00:50,459 Does anybody know any good coffee shops? 19 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:53,201 Let's see. Coffee in Seattle. 20 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:54,724 Nope. [CHUCKLES] 21 00:00:54,898 --> 00:00:56,335 [MOCKS LAUGHING] 22 00:00:56,509 --> 00:00:58,467 Listen, I know they're everywhere, 23 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:00,556 but I'm having coffee with my daughter Cappy 24 00:01:00,730 --> 00:01:01,905 and I'm looking for the perfect place. 25 00:01:02,079 --> 00:01:03,255 You mean Latte? 26 00:01:03,429 --> 00:01:04,908 Cappy. 27 00:01:05,082 --> 00:01:06,867 Cappy is Latte's older sister. 28 00:01:07,041 --> 00:01:09,086 Oh, please tell me Cappy is short for Cappuccino. 29 00:01:11,088 --> 00:01:12,481 Fuck you. 30 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,657 McDonald's has good coffee. 31 00:01:14,831 --> 00:01:17,399 Don't take her to McDonald's. How about Sounds and Grounds? 32 00:01:17,573 --> 00:01:19,314 No, no, no. There's too much music there. 33 00:01:19,488 --> 00:01:21,142 I... I don't need Jackson Browne 34 00:01:21,316 --> 00:01:23,275 singing about a horse with no name 35 00:01:23,449 --> 00:01:25,015 while I'm trying to talk to my daughter. 36 00:01:25,190 --> 00:01:27,540 What? I don't think that was Jackson Browne. 37 00:01:27,714 --> 00:01:29,194 Whatever. I also don't want people 38 00:01:29,368 --> 00:01:32,240 being loud in the corner doing their poetry. 39 00:01:32,414 --> 00:01:35,678 Oh, how far away is love's first kiss? 40 00:01:35,852 --> 00:01:37,245 Yeats? 41 00:01:37,419 --> 00:01:40,770 Said the large-jugged cheerleader from Ole Miss. 42 00:01:40,944 --> 00:01:42,642 Not Yeats. MUGSY: Anyway. 43 00:01:42,816 --> 00:01:45,253 [STUTTERS] All I'm saying is I don't want a coffee place 44 00:01:45,427 --> 00:01:48,430 where everybody's on their cell phones and their computers 45 00:01:48,604 --> 00:01:51,999 sending and receiving their facsimiles. 46 00:01:52,173 --> 00:01:53,479 Uh, facsimiles? 47 00:01:53,653 --> 00:01:55,394 Are you taking her back in time? 48 00:01:55,568 --> 00:01:56,830 Look, it sounds like you don't need a coffee shop. 49 00:01:57,004 --> 00:01:58,658 Maybe you can take her to a park bench 50 00:01:58,832 --> 00:01:59,789 and bring some coffee with you. 51 00:01:59,963 --> 00:02:01,269 From McDonald's. 52 00:02:01,443 --> 00:02:03,140 Cloud, what do you have? Stock in McDonald's? 53 00:02:03,315 --> 00:02:05,230 It's really good coffee. 54 00:02:05,404 --> 00:02:07,754 Why don't you just take her for lunch at a nice restaurant? 55 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:11,888 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Too much pressure. 56 00:02:12,062 --> 00:02:14,500 Trying to think about stuff to talk about for an entire meal 57 00:02:15,196 --> 00:02:16,763 No, coffee shop. 58 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,547 You have a couple of sips, 59 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:20,767 and if you're not feeling it, you cut bait. 60 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,857 She's not a Tinder date. She's your daughter. 61 00:02:24,031 --> 00:02:26,207 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 62 00:02:26,381 --> 00:02:29,210 Really? Sadder than a guy who walks out on his family 63 00:02:29,384 --> 00:02:30,994 and spends a decade at the bottom of a bottle 64 00:02:31,168 --> 00:02:32,735 who's now being judged by a former meth head? 65 00:02:32,909 --> 00:02:34,911 Who doesn't like McDonald's coffee. 66 00:02:35,085 --> 00:02:36,173 [SCOFFS] 67 00:02:36,348 --> 00:02:37,827 Uh, full disclosure, 68 00:02:38,001 --> 00:02:40,656 I do have a little Mickey D's in my portfolio. 69 00:02:42,702 --> 00:02:45,008 [FRANZ FERDINAND'S STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS] 70 00:02:45,182 --> 00:02:47,315 ♪♪ ♪♪ 71 00:02:52,451 --> 00:02:55,584 I hate this fucking game. What am I doing here? 72 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,194 You said you'd play if I got to five months sober 73 00:02:57,369 --> 00:02:59,153 twice in the same year. 74 00:02:59,327 --> 00:03:01,155 Okay, can we just get it over with? 75 00:03:01,329 --> 00:03:04,332 You know, I never really understood the appeal of golf. 76 00:03:04,506 --> 00:03:06,029 Especially without alcohol. 77 00:03:06,203 --> 00:03:09,163 But, uh, today I... I kind of get it. 78 00:03:09,337 --> 00:03:11,426 Yeah, having some laughs with friends, right? 79 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,906 Yeah, you're out amongst nature. 80 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,344 You got exercise, fresh air. 81 00:03:16,518 --> 00:03:18,781 All right, skins game. Buck a hole with carryovers. 82 00:03:18,955 --> 00:03:20,653 All right. No idea what that means, 83 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:23,003 but a buck a hole, no one's getting hurt. I'm in. 84 00:03:23,177 --> 00:03:24,483 Yeah, and if you get a hole in one, 85 00:03:24,657 --> 00:03:25,962 you've got to give everyone a blowjob, 86 00:03:26,136 --> 00:03:27,616 and if it's close, we can give it to you. 87 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,009 Uh-oh. 88 00:03:29,183 --> 00:03:30,358 Wait, wait, wait. 89 00:03:30,532 --> 00:03:32,534 How... How close is, uh, is close? 90 00:03:33,361 --> 00:03:35,015 Ed, he's joking. 91 00:03:35,189 --> 00:03:36,669 Oh, yeah. Right, right. 92 00:03:36,843 --> 00:03:38,714 'Cause it would have to be in the hole, right? 93 00:03:42,631 --> 00:03:44,503 Ooh. Whoa. 94 00:03:44,677 --> 00:03:48,028 Tony, follow that. 95 00:03:48,202 --> 00:03:49,725 You're up, Loudermilk. 96 00:03:51,205 --> 00:03:54,208 [SIGHS] 97 00:03:58,430 --> 00:04:00,257 [FLATULENCE] 98 00:04:00,432 --> 00:04:01,955 Okay, ha-ha-ha-ha. 99 00:04:02,129 --> 00:04:04,436 Very funny. Obviously I get that back. 100 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:06,089 That's a mulligan, I believe it's called. 101 00:04:06,263 --> 00:04:09,005 Hey, hey, there's no mulligans in golf. 102 00:04:09,179 --> 00:04:11,747 This is a gentlemen's game. You play by the rules. 103 00:04:11,921 --> 00:04:13,793 I'm not hip to all the rules, 104 00:04:13,967 --> 00:04:15,838 but farting during another player's backswing? 105 00:04:16,012 --> 00:04:18,232 That can't be considered gentlemanly. 106 00:04:18,406 --> 00:04:21,757 USGA rules on etiquette, section two, Behavior on the Course, 107 00:04:21,931 --> 00:04:23,933 clearly states a player should not disturb another 108 00:04:24,107 --> 00:04:26,240 by talking, moving, or making unnecessary noise. 109 00:04:26,414 --> 00:04:27,459 Exactly. I go again. 110 00:04:27,633 --> 00:04:29,243 Unnecessary noise. 111 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:31,288 Unnecessary. 112 00:04:31,463 --> 00:04:32,681 Mugsy, was that fart necessary? 113 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,118 Absolutely. 114 00:04:35,292 --> 00:04:38,557 Yeah, I had one of those cauliflower whole roasted brain things last night, 115 00:04:38,731 --> 00:04:40,863 loaded with garlic. 116 00:04:41,037 --> 00:04:42,735 Plus I'm getting together with my daughter, 117 00:04:42,909 --> 00:04:46,347 and it's making my stomach feel kind of funky. 118 00:04:46,521 --> 00:04:47,957 So necessary? 119 00:04:48,131 --> 00:04:50,612 A noise deemed necessary. Thus, ipso facto. 120 00:04:50,786 --> 00:04:52,832 Therefore, and ergo, the drive stands. 121 00:04:53,006 --> 00:04:54,486 You're hitting three. Now keep your head down. 122 00:04:57,489 --> 00:05:01,406 [MELLOW MUSIC] 123 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,582 ♪♪ ♪♪ 124 00:05:03,756 --> 00:05:04,844 Whoa! 125 00:05:07,237 --> 00:05:09,326 [YELLS] 126 00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:11,938 What the hell? You nearly killed us! 127 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,419 Oh, relax, sweetheart. It barely touched ya. 128 00:05:14,593 --> 00:05:17,117 He hit me on the ankle, and don't you call me sweetheart. 129 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:18,640 You're unbelievable. 130 00:05:18,814 --> 00:05:21,077 Okay, everybody. Come on. 131 00:05:21,251 --> 00:05:23,993 Let's... Let's relax. It's not a big deal. Let's all calm down. 132 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:26,909 Ma'am, I'm sorry that my ball 133 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:30,435 accidentally brushed up against your foot, okay? 134 00:05:30,609 --> 00:05:32,741 I'm new to the game. I'm not a great golfer. 135 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,613 You're supposed to yell "fore." 136 00:05:34,787 --> 00:05:36,745 Even when it's rolling? 137 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:38,878 Yes, and you shouldn't be on the course 138 00:05:39,052 --> 00:05:40,619 if you don't understand golf etiquette. 139 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:42,708 You people shouldn't be trusted with clubs. 140 00:05:42,882 --> 00:05:45,493 Well, I admit, I... I don't know the game's vagaries, 141 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:47,669 but since you do, maybe you can help me out with this one... 142 00:05:47,843 --> 00:05:50,933 What's the rule on farting during another player's backswing? 143 00:05:51,107 --> 00:05:52,239 That's a mulligan, right? 144 00:05:52,413 --> 00:05:54,415 Necessary fart. 145 00:05:54,589 --> 00:05:56,461 Your ball hit my wife, 146 00:05:56,635 --> 00:05:58,854 and I demand that you apologize to her immediately. 147 00:05:59,028 --> 00:06:00,160 Or what, you're gonna slap me with a glove 148 00:06:00,334 --> 00:06:02,249 and challenge me to a duel? 149 00:06:02,423 --> 00:06:05,295 I just said I'm sorry, that's the pulp of an apology. 150 00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:07,254 But I'll say it again. I'm sorry. 151 00:06:07,428 --> 00:06:08,995 I'm sorry you took a vicious dribbler to the foot, 152 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,476 and I hope everything works out with the fire. 153 00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:13,695 [SCOFFS] What fire? 154 00:06:13,869 --> 00:06:16,045 Well, obviously, your house was burning down 155 00:06:16,219 --> 00:06:17,394 and you just threw on anything you could 156 00:06:17,569 --> 00:06:20,049 as you ran out the door, right? 157 00:06:20,223 --> 00:06:21,747 You're an asshole. 158 00:06:21,921 --> 00:06:23,444 Wait, you can't call him an asshole. 159 00:06:23,618 --> 00:06:25,402 I demandeth an apology. 160 00:06:25,577 --> 00:06:27,622 [MUGSY CHUCKLES] 161 00:06:27,796 --> 00:06:29,798 I'm not really Willie Nelson. 162 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,540 [LAUGHTER] 163 00:06:33,585 --> 00:06:34,934 All right, look out. 164 00:06:37,676 --> 00:06:39,895 [CHEERS] There you go. 165 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:42,724 Oh, what is this shit? 166 00:06:42,898 --> 00:06:44,900 Oh, dear. This is not good. 167 00:06:46,423 --> 00:06:48,904 That's them, officers. The ones that assaulted us. 168 00:06:49,078 --> 00:06:51,037 What? Assaulted you? 169 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:54,562 Yeah, assaulted us. That's ridiculous. 170 00:06:54,736 --> 00:06:56,259 These ladies said you hit them with a golf ball, 171 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:57,870 verbally harassed them... Yeah. 172 00:06:58,044 --> 00:06:59,262 And then made homophobic comments 173 00:06:59,436 --> 00:07:00,829 about their husbands' clothing. 174 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:03,702 I made homophobic... She's projecting that. 175 00:07:03,876 --> 00:07:07,532 And what... What gay man would actually wear that? 176 00:07:07,706 --> 00:07:09,882 Hey, you gals need to relax. Gals? 177 00:07:10,056 --> 00:07:11,971 Don't call us gals, you sexist jerk. 178 00:07:12,145 --> 00:07:13,886 Uh, okay, so now gals is sexist? 179 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,235 Do you believe these broads? 180 00:07:15,409 --> 00:07:17,542 Hey tough guy, control your wife. 181 00:07:17,716 --> 00:07:19,761 Oh, what the fuck? Ow. 182 00:07:19,935 --> 00:07:21,981 That's it. You're all under arrest. 183 00:07:22,155 --> 00:07:23,809 You can't arrest us. You... You're golf cops. 184 00:07:23,983 --> 00:07:26,986 Actually, this is, uh, Seattle PD. 185 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,728 Hey, Leanne, it's been awhile. 186 00:07:29,902 --> 00:07:31,425 Edward, you know the drill. 187 00:07:31,599 --> 00:07:34,210 You... You really wanna file the paperwork on this mess? 188 00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:36,343 No. 189 00:07:36,517 --> 00:07:38,345 Too late. Cuff 'em all. 190 00:07:38,519 --> 00:07:39,825 Let a judge work it out. 191 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:41,653 Thank God. 192 00:07:41,827 --> 00:07:43,176 Does this mean we're done golfing? 193 00:07:44,351 --> 00:07:45,787 ♪♪ Such a foolish 194 00:07:45,961 --> 00:07:48,224 ♪♪ Way to be ♪♪ 195 00:07:48,398 --> 00:07:50,096 [SIGHS] 196 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,967 ♪♪ ♪♪ 197 00:07:53,578 --> 00:07:55,710 Hey, I am so sorry I'm late. 198 00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:58,104 You are not gonna believe what happened. 199 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,714 Let me guess. 200 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:01,542 You got arrested for doing something stupid. 201 00:08:01,716 --> 00:08:03,022 ♪♪ ♪♪ 202 00:08:03,196 --> 00:08:05,328 No. No, it was like... 203 00:08:05,502 --> 00:08:07,417 It's a long story, don't worry about it. 204 00:08:07,592 --> 00:08:10,725 Listen, I am so happy that you wanted to get together today. 205 00:08:10,899 --> 00:08:12,988 I've really been looking forward to this. 206 00:08:13,162 --> 00:08:15,687 Yeah. Me too. Yeah. 207 00:08:17,863 --> 00:08:18,994 Yeah. 208 00:08:20,735 --> 00:08:21,997 Um... 209 00:08:23,390 --> 00:08:25,087 So what's new with you? 210 00:08:26,741 --> 00:08:29,962 Well, I finally graduated last month. 211 00:08:31,354 --> 00:08:33,835 I thought you graduated a few years ago. 212 00:08:34,009 --> 00:08:35,968 That was high school. This is college. 213 00:08:37,404 --> 00:08:40,320 You went to college? Uh, yeah, I remember that. 214 00:08:40,494 --> 00:08:42,278 I mean, everything is happening so fast, you know? 215 00:08:44,063 --> 00:08:46,718 So what did you study? IT. 216 00:08:48,589 --> 00:08:49,721 Information technology. 217 00:08:51,287 --> 00:08:52,462 Yes, IT. 218 00:08:52,637 --> 00:08:54,029 Yes. 219 00:08:54,203 --> 00:08:55,552 Just computer stuff, Dad. 220 00:08:55,727 --> 00:08:57,032 Wow. 221 00:08:57,206 --> 00:08:58,860 I am so proud of you. 222 00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:01,863 You're working with computers. 223 00:09:02,037 --> 00:09:04,649 Hey, maybe that Steve Gates will hire you. 224 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:06,389 Well, I hope someone does. 225 00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:08,609 I've gotten by resume out to a few companies, 226 00:09:08,783 --> 00:09:10,089 and I've got some interviews lined up. 227 00:09:11,568 --> 00:09:13,658 Hey, why don't I buy you a dress for your interviews? 228 00:09:14,615 --> 00:09:16,704 Or a suit. Or a suit. 229 00:09:16,878 --> 00:09:18,880 Yeah, pantsuit. 230 00:09:19,054 --> 00:09:22,579 Nothing says smart business lady like a nice pantsuit. 231 00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:25,931 Sure, Dad. I'd love that. 232 00:09:27,628 --> 00:09:29,804 Hey, I'm going pantsuit shopping with my daughter. 233 00:09:29,978 --> 00:09:31,588 How about that? 234 00:09:32,677 --> 00:09:35,505 [SOFT MUSIC] 235 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:38,030 Huh, let me see if I got this right. 236 00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:40,380 Ladies, you're being charged with assault, 237 00:09:40,554 --> 00:09:43,731 and gentlemen, you're being cited with disorderly conduct. 238 00:09:43,905 --> 00:09:46,255 Your Honor, I'd request that you consider dropping 239 00:09:46,429 --> 00:09:47,866 the assault charges against my clients 240 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,998 and look at the real issue here. 241 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:53,828 The fact that these men were harassing these ladies on the golf course. 242 00:09:54,002 --> 00:09:56,222 My clients were just enjoying an afternoon on the links 243 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,572 when these women, for no reason, 244 00:09:58,746 --> 00:10:00,269 physically attacked them. 245 00:10:00,443 --> 00:10:03,142 They were provoked by the men's lack of golf decorum 246 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:05,666 which was compounded by their rude behavior. 247 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,842 Oh, so you're saying that the appropriate response 248 00:10:08,016 --> 00:10:10,279 to poor golf etiquette and rude behavior 249 00:10:10,453 --> 00:10:12,760 is to go all Mrs. Tiger Woods with a nine iron 250 00:10:12,934 --> 00:10:14,588 on my client's face? 251 00:10:14,762 --> 00:10:16,198 Seven iron. 252 00:10:16,372 --> 00:10:19,114 Don't interrupt me. We're under oath. 253 00:10:19,288 --> 00:10:21,682 Hitting a man with a golf club is assault! 254 00:10:21,856 --> 00:10:23,684 These women should be locked up. 255 00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:26,556 And for that matter, so should Mrs. Tiger Woods. 256 00:10:26,731 --> 00:10:28,036 How's she still on the street? 257 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,691 I'll tell you how... She's hot! 258 00:10:30,865 --> 00:10:32,519 And with all due respect, Your Honor, 259 00:10:32,693 --> 00:10:35,000 these women register a little lower on the thermometer. 260 00:10:35,696 --> 00:10:36,915 Are you implying... 261 00:10:37,089 --> 00:10:39,308 Your Honor, justice is not blind. 262 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:43,399 They're fours at best, and therefore I contend, 263 00:10:43,573 --> 00:10:46,315 if they're not hot, in jail they must rot. 264 00:10:46,489 --> 00:10:47,882 Objection. Irrelevant. 265 00:10:48,056 --> 00:10:49,536 My clients' looks are not on trial. 266 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:52,495 If we're fours, your clients are negative fours. 267 00:10:52,669 --> 00:10:53,627 Except for one of them. 268 00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:56,325 [MOUTHING WORDS] 269 00:10:56,499 --> 00:10:59,676 Objection sustained, and don't rhyme in my court! 270 00:10:59,851 --> 00:11:02,375 Well, okay, but that's gonna seriously impact my summation. 271 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:07,772 Ladies, did you hit one of these men with a golf club? 272 00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:12,994 Yes, I did, Your Honor, but it was in self-defense. 273 00:11:13,168 --> 00:11:15,431 Was he attacking you? Verbally. 274 00:11:16,519 --> 00:11:18,086 Well, did anyone threaten you? 275 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,610 They hit a golf ball at me and didn't yell "fore." 276 00:11:20,785 --> 00:11:22,438 I consider that a threat. 277 00:11:22,612 --> 00:11:24,701 Well, did anybody verbally threaten to harm you? 278 00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:29,010 Not verbally in words. 279 00:11:29,184 --> 00:11:30,925 Well, you can't just swing a golf club at someone. 280 00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:32,187 That's assault. 281 00:11:33,798 --> 00:11:36,235 Ma'am, I'm thinking it would be beneficial for you 282 00:11:36,409 --> 00:11:37,976 to take an anger management class 283 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,935 before stepping back onto a golf course. 284 00:11:41,109 --> 00:11:42,719 There you go. Case closed. 285 00:11:42,894 --> 00:11:44,243 No, it isn't. 286 00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:45,984 What about his pain and suffering? 287 00:11:46,158 --> 00:11:48,116 New Guy, let... Let's just get out of here. 288 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,554 I am not going anywhere until justice is served! 289 00:11:51,728 --> 00:11:54,253 The charges against your clients will be dropped. 290 00:11:54,427 --> 00:11:56,342 Does that alleviate their pain and suffering? 291 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,865 Hell no! 292 00:11:58,039 --> 00:12:00,476 This man has been emotionally scarred. 293 00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,957 His wife offered him a club sandwich yesterday 294 00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:05,742 and he burst into tears. 295 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:08,963 And this man, who almost killed his ex-wife in a drunk driving accident, 296 00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:11,270 may never get to play the game of golf again. 297 00:12:11,444 --> 00:12:13,272 I'm fine with that. 298 00:12:13,446 --> 00:12:17,189 And these gentlemen, both raging alcoholics, 299 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:19,495 can't even order an Arnold Palmer, 300 00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:22,716 the most popular nonalcoholic drink. 301 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:24,500 And all because we ran into these pushy broads. 302 00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:29,375 Um, I'm... I'm sorry. What did you call them? 303 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,246 Am I still under oath? Yes, you are. 304 00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,815 Um, pushy broads? Objection. 305 00:12:34,989 --> 00:12:37,035 Your Honor, I ask that my client's testimony 306 00:12:37,209 --> 00:12:38,732 be stricken from the record 307 00:12:38,906 --> 00:12:40,603 because he was hit in the head with a seven iron, 308 00:12:40,777 --> 00:12:42,431 and thus is speaking like an asshole. 309 00:12:42,605 --> 00:12:44,738 Overruled, and watch your mouth, Counsel. 310 00:12:46,087 --> 00:12:47,654 [SIGHS] 311 00:12:47,828 --> 00:12:51,440 Well, clearly these men have no respect for women. 312 00:12:51,614 --> 00:12:53,486 So I'm ordering Tony and his three friends 313 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:56,489 to take a women's sensitivity counseling seminar. 314 00:12:56,663 --> 00:12:59,144 W... Women's sensitivity? 315 00:12:59,318 --> 00:13:01,886 Can't we just go back to jail? 316 00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:05,890 Be careful what you wish for. I can be a pushy broad too. 317 00:13:06,629 --> 00:13:08,022 [RAPS GAVEL] 318 00:13:08,196 --> 00:13:10,895 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 319 00:13:11,069 --> 00:13:12,548 So how was your job interview? 320 00:13:12,722 --> 00:13:14,724 Did they like the pantsuit? 321 00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:17,814 It went really well, Dad, and the pantsuit was a hit. 322 00:13:17,989 --> 00:13:20,643 I felt very confident. 323 00:13:20,817 --> 00:13:23,559 So did they offer you the job? 324 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:26,084 Not yet. I have a second interview 325 00:13:26,258 --> 00:13:27,607 with the vice president tomorrow. 326 00:13:27,781 --> 00:13:29,087 No shit? 327 00:13:29,261 --> 00:13:31,219 The vice president of the whole government? 328 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,047 No, no, no. Of the company. 329 00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:34,353 The VP of the company. 330 00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:36,181 Oh, okay. Well, that's good. 331 00:13:36,355 --> 00:13:38,531 And then you'll work your way up to the other guy. 332 00:13:38,705 --> 00:13:40,750 I just can't imagine some company not wanting you 333 00:13:40,925 --> 00:13:42,317 to run their it department. 334 00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:46,495 Um, hey, are you free Saturday? 335 00:13:46,669 --> 00:13:49,107 Latte and I, we're gonna go check out this flea market. 336 00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:50,804 Do you wanna come with us? 337 00:13:51,283 --> 00:13:52,849 Yeah! 338 00:13:53,024 --> 00:13:54,329 Yes, I... 339 00:13:56,505 --> 00:14:00,118 Oh, ah... I can't. 340 00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:02,250 I have a class I have to take this weekend. 341 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,686 A class? 342 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,079 That... That's great. 343 00:14:05,253 --> 00:14:06,254 What kind of class are you taking? 344 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,561 Math. 345 00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:10,737 M... Math? 346 00:14:10,911 --> 00:14:12,739 Math is in everything. 347 00:14:12,913 --> 00:14:16,917 It's in sports scores, pumping gas, how many gallons. 348 00:14:17,091 --> 00:14:18,484 It's in banking now. 349 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,486 Math... It's in everything. 350 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,837 I've got a half-caf double espresso for Judie! 351 00:14:24,011 --> 00:14:25,882 Half, double. That's math. 352 00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:29,582 And we have to keep up with the times. 353 00:14:29,756 --> 00:14:30,975 We have to shift and grow and... 354 00:14:32,063 --> 00:14:33,281 Hi, you're late. 355 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,196 Uh, sorry. 356 00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:36,545 I was having problems with the car 357 00:14:36,719 --> 00:14:39,157 when we were driving over here in my van. 358 00:14:39,331 --> 00:14:40,941 Don't let it happen again 359 00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,812 or I add another day to your session. 360 00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:45,859 Way to make a great first impression, Nurse Ratchet. 361 00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:47,513 Excuse me, did you just say something? 362 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,210 Yeah, I said we can probably fix the carburetor 363 00:14:49,384 --> 00:14:50,690 with a three-quarter inch ratchet. 364 00:14:50,864 --> 00:14:52,126 Hmm, you need a screwdriver, not a ratchet, 365 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,606 to adjust a carburetor. 366 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,651 Uh-oh, she knows her shit. 367 00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:58,219 As I was saying, 368 00:14:58,393 --> 00:15:01,527 welcome to Gender Sensitivity Training Class. 369 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,356 My name is Ms. Colleen O'Donnell-DeJesus. 370 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,098 Uh-oh, two names. That's a giant red flag. 371 00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:08,621 Sorry? 372 00:15:08,795 --> 00:15:12,494 Oh, it's just I'm... I'm a little leery of people 373 00:15:12,668 --> 00:15:14,366 with hyphens in their names. 374 00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:16,411 Anheuser-Busch? 375 00:15:17,108 --> 00:15:18,544 Touche. 376 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,285 Briggs & Stratton. 377 00:15:20,459 --> 00:15:22,243 That's not hyphenated, and that's not a person. 378 00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:24,550 I think it's an accounting firm. 379 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,031 No, it's an internal combustion engine. 380 00:15:27,205 --> 00:15:30,730 Now she's just showing off. 381 00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:33,211 What are your concerns about a person with two last names? 382 00:15:33,385 --> 00:15:35,648 Oh, it just makes me kind of nervous, 383 00:15:35,822 --> 00:15:37,345 'cause I don't know which one is your maiden name 384 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,434 and which one is your husband's name. 385 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:43,525 I just don't want to offend anyone. 386 00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:45,614 DeJesus is my family name, 387 00:15:45,788 --> 00:15:48,356 O'Donnell is my partner's family name. 388 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,879 Partner? Wait, wait... 389 00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:51,359 LOUDERMILK: Don't. No. 390 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,100 Wait a minute. Mm-mm, don't. 391 00:15:53,274 --> 00:15:55,581 You're saying you live with a woman and not a man? 392 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,974 Correct. 393 00:15:58,149 --> 00:16:01,065 Okay, so and you're going to counsel us men on how to live with women. 394 00:16:01,239 --> 00:16:03,197 It seems like you only know half the story, no? 395 00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:05,721 Yeah, he's right. What makes you qualified to teach us men-and-women stuff 396 00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,375 if you haven't actually been in the trenches? 397 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,811 Trenches? Trust me, she's been in... 398 00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:10,422 Nuh-uh, look. 399 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:13,338 I... I want to apologize for these guys, okay? 400 00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:15,470 And maybe shed a little light on their behavior. 401 00:16:15,644 --> 00:16:18,517 Uh, I'm Sam Loudermilk, also a licensed counselor. 402 00:16:18,691 --> 00:16:20,736 Ah, you have a degree in counseling, Mr. Loudermilk? 403 00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:23,304 I... Uh, it's not a degree, 404 00:16:23,478 --> 00:16:25,306 but I'm certified by Sober Friends 405 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,439 to counsel people with addiction issues. 406 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:30,050 Sober Friends? Isn't that the AA rip-off? 407 00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:31,747 Yeah. Okay. 408 00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:33,401 So that's not really applicable here, 409 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,186 but thank you, Mr. Loudermilk. 410 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,319 Well, the thing is, okay, the four of us, 411 00:16:38,493 --> 00:16:41,279 we're just here because of a giant misunderstanding. 412 00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:43,846 I don't actually have any issues with women. 413 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,718 Me neither. I love women. 414 00:16:45,892 --> 00:16:47,981 Yeah, me too. I got an $8,000 one in my closet. 415 00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:50,592 Uh, he... That's fake. Oh, she doesn't feel fake. 416 00:16:50,766 --> 00:16:53,595 He... Trust me. It's just better this way. 417 00:16:53,769 --> 00:16:56,511 Are you guys trying to fail this class? 418 00:16:56,685 --> 00:16:59,949 Wait, are you saying... We're getting grades? 419 00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:02,430 The point is, Ms. O'Donnell-DeJesus, 420 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,563 I don't need this class, 421 00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:07,392 and these guys, as you can see, are way too far gone. 422 00:17:07,566 --> 00:17:09,350 All right, not to mention they have bigger problems 423 00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:10,525 they should be working on first. 424 00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:12,223 So counselor to counselor, 425 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:14,181 if you could just sign our slips for the court, 426 00:17:14,355 --> 00:17:15,487 we'll be out of your hair. 427 00:17:16,923 --> 00:17:21,754 I would think that as a fellow licensed counselor, 428 00:17:21,928 --> 00:17:24,322 Mr. Loudermilk, you would understand how unprofessional 429 00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:27,542 it would be for me to sign off on a student without giving guidance. 430 00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:30,371 Well, I couldn't agree more. 431 00:17:30,545 --> 00:17:32,939 Except I've also found that counseling only works 432 00:17:33,113 --> 00:17:34,767 when people really want it. 433 00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:37,465 And I have found that if a judge thinks you need my class, 434 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,338 then you probably need my class. 435 00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:43,558 Excuse me, could you and I have a quick, private student-teacher conference? 436 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,125 Why not? 437 00:17:49,129 --> 00:17:50,739 All right, let's cut the bull. 438 00:17:50,913 --> 00:17:52,785 How much is it gonna cost for four Jane Hancocks? 439 00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:54,961 100 each? Nobody needs to know, just between us. 440 00:17:55,135 --> 00:17:56,658 You can get something really nice for the little lady. 441 00:17:56,832 --> 00:17:59,357 That's it! 442 00:17:59,531 --> 00:18:04,927 You four fuckbonnets are gonna spend the entire two days in my workshop. 443 00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:06,712 Every last second. 444 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,802 You are going to participate, learn, grow. 445 00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:11,673 That is the only way I'm signing those slips. 446 00:18:11,847 --> 00:18:13,327 And even then, I might not sign them. 447 00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:15,590 Okay, I can do $200 a guy, 448 00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:16,765 but I'm gonna have to hit an ATM machine. 449 00:18:16,939 --> 00:18:18,854 Sit your ass down! 450 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,989 So we all understand that it's not necessarily 451 00:18:23,163 --> 00:18:24,991 what you find offensive, but what they find offensive. 452 00:18:25,165 --> 00:18:26,427 Yes? 453 00:18:27,254 --> 00:18:29,387 Hey, let's be honest. 454 00:18:29,561 --> 00:18:31,780 We can't say anything to women anymore without offending them. 455 00:18:31,954 --> 00:18:33,608 Not true. 456 00:18:33,782 --> 00:18:34,914 No, everything I say to them seems to piss them off. 457 00:18:35,088 --> 00:18:36,220 Give me an example, Winston. 458 00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:38,918 It's Mugsy. Mugsy. 459 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,094 Give me an example, Mugsy. 460 00:18:41,268 --> 00:18:42,226 Okay. 461 00:18:43,444 --> 00:18:45,229 Couple of weeks ago, I'm in the mall 462 00:18:45,403 --> 00:18:47,231 and I see the Channel Five weather lady. 463 00:18:47,405 --> 00:18:48,710 Weather person. Oh, okay. 464 00:18:48,884 --> 00:18:50,408 See, here we go. Here we go. 465 00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:52,105 The redhead? Uh-huh. 466 00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:55,195 Yeah, she always gives me a warm front. 467 00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:57,850 Sorry, I... I'm still getting my sea legs here. 468 00:18:58,024 --> 00:18:59,373 So she's standing there. 469 00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:00,983 She's having, like, a pretzel dog or something. 470 00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:03,638 So I walk up to her 471 00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:06,554 and I... I say, "Hey, I'm a fan." 472 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,991 And I tell her that she's the most beautiful 473 00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:13,213 of all the weather-people-persons... 474 00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:15,215 And she shoots daggers at me. 475 00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:18,174 But you do understand how that's objectifying her, yes? 476 00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:22,527 Making her feel like an object rather than a person? 477 00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:25,530 By telling her she's beautiful? 478 00:19:25,704 --> 00:19:27,445 No, I... I don't understand that. 479 00:19:27,619 --> 00:19:29,447 I-if some woman came up to me and told me that I was handsome 480 00:19:29,621 --> 00:19:31,318 and that I had a nice package, 481 00:19:31,492 --> 00:19:32,798 I'd be like, "Hey, aren't you sweet?" 482 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,278 Well, that would be wrong too. 483 00:19:34,452 --> 00:19:35,844 On many levels. 484 00:19:36,018 --> 00:19:38,151 I'm saying, that's how she got the job. 485 00:19:38,325 --> 00:19:40,675 That's why she's on TV... Because she's beautiful. 486 00:19:40,849 --> 00:19:42,808 You... You ever see an ugly weather lady? 487 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,810 No. No, they're all gorgeous. 488 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,899 They all have, like, hot, tight dresses. 489 00:19:47,073 --> 00:19:50,119 They're pointing around talking about bariatric pressure 490 00:19:50,294 --> 00:19:52,513 and 40% chance of rain and... 491 00:19:52,687 --> 00:19:55,821 But... But if I mention that she's beautiful, I'm the pig. 492 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,692 This. 493 00:19:57,866 --> 00:20:00,216 This is why you guys are here. 494 00:20:00,391 --> 00:20:01,653 Toxic masculinity. 495 00:20:02,218 --> 00:20:04,003 Who... 496 00:20:04,177 --> 00:20:05,874 You're here for a reason too, pal. 497 00:20:06,048 --> 00:20:07,789 That's true. 498 00:20:07,963 --> 00:20:10,357 My fiancee, Hannah, asked me to take this seminar 499 00:20:10,531 --> 00:20:13,795 before we get married because she was concerned 500 00:20:13,969 --> 00:20:16,058 that I may not be as sensitive 501 00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:18,147 to her feelings as I should be. 502 00:20:18,322 --> 00:20:19,584 MUGSY: Oh, fuck you. 503 00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:21,455 You don't need to be here? 504 00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:23,718 I want to be here. 505 00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:26,112 Jesus, you got any room in those skinny jeans for a set of balls? 506 00:20:26,286 --> 00:20:27,940 Anthony, please. 507 00:20:28,114 --> 00:20:30,986 All due respect, Ms. O'Donnell De La Hoya, 508 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,814 this kid's gonna get creamed once he gets married. 509 00:20:32,988 --> 00:20:34,555 You can't just bend over like that from the get-go. 510 00:20:34,729 --> 00:20:36,122 It's called "pegging," 511 00:20:36,296 --> 00:20:37,906 and it's an exercise in female empowerment. 512 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,386 So you're saying... No, no, no, no, no. 513 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,909 Let the boy finish. 514 00:20:42,346 --> 00:20:45,523 I just mean you gotta open yourself up. 515 00:20:45,697 --> 00:20:47,655 Give and take a little. 516 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,745 True masculinity is not defined by who's being penetrated. 517 00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:55,228 Oh, Lord, why dost thou test me? 518 00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:58,231 [MELLOW MUSIC] 519 00:20:58,405 --> 00:21:01,626 ♪♪ ♪♪ 520 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,324 So, how's the class going, Dad? 521 00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:05,934 Are you learning a lot about math? 522 00:21:06,108 --> 00:21:08,763 Oh, uh, yeah, a ton. 523 00:21:08,937 --> 00:21:10,548 Like a thousand pounds' worth. [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 524 00:21:10,722 --> 00:21:13,986 But, hey, more importantly... 525 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,422 Did they offer you the job? 526 00:21:16,336 --> 00:21:17,381 They did. 527 00:21:17,555 --> 00:21:19,252 That's fantastic, honey. 528 00:21:19,426 --> 00:21:21,123 So, when do you start? 529 00:21:21,297 --> 00:21:22,864 Actually, I'm not gonna take it. 530 00:21:23,038 --> 00:21:24,388 W-why? 531 00:21:24,562 --> 00:21:25,954 Did he hit on you? 532 00:21:26,128 --> 00:21:27,739 Tell me he did not hit on you. He didn't hit on me. 533 00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,393 No, you be honest with me, 534 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:31,133 because I'll go down there and I'll straighten it out. 535 00:21:31,307 --> 00:21:33,484 He didn't hit on me, Dad. He was very professional. 536 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,791 Then wh-why aren't you taking the job? 537 00:21:38,314 --> 00:21:41,100 It's the offer. It was too low. 538 00:21:41,274 --> 00:21:42,710 Oh, sweetheart. 539 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,364 That's the way it works. 540 00:21:44,538 --> 00:21:45,713 You gotta pay your dues. 541 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,715 You show them how great you are 542 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,892 and then later on, they throw you a ton of money. 543 00:21:51,066 --> 00:21:53,373 Well, they offered my friend Miles a job too, 544 00:21:53,547 --> 00:21:55,897 but his pay was 20% more than mine. 545 00:21:57,508 --> 00:21:59,510 Maybe they gave him a different job, 546 00:21:59,684 --> 00:22:02,426 or maybe he's a bit more qualified. 547 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,645 Nope. Different school? 548 00:22:04,819 --> 00:22:07,605 Classmates, and my grades were better than his. 549 00:22:07,779 --> 00:22:09,389 Okay, well, there had to be a reason. 550 00:22:09,563 --> 00:22:12,174 There was: he's a man. 551 00:22:12,348 --> 00:22:15,700 He got offered 20% more than me because he's a man. 552 00:22:15,874 --> 00:22:18,224 Okay, just look at it this way: 553 00:22:18,398 --> 00:22:19,878 the boss didn't hit on you, 554 00:22:20,052 --> 00:22:21,880 so that's probably worth 20% right there 555 00:22:22,054 --> 00:22:23,925 for you not to have to deal with that. 556 00:22:24,099 --> 00:22:25,797 Are you hearing yourself right now? 557 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:27,451 What? 558 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,583 You're saying I should pay to not get harassed? 559 00:22:29,757 --> 00:22:31,411 I'm trying to be supportive here. 560 00:22:31,585 --> 00:22:34,196 Listen, I know it's not right, but that's the real world. 561 00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:35,676 It's not the real world. 562 00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:37,373 It's a fake world that men created 563 00:22:37,548 --> 00:22:39,375 to keep the glass ceiling intact. 564 00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:41,682 Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm hearing this from you. 565 00:22:41,856 --> 00:22:44,076 I'm sorry, I... I thought you wanted this job. 566 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,034 I did. Well, then don't give up. 567 00:22:47,253 --> 00:22:49,647 Don't lecture me about giving up. 568 00:22:49,821 --> 00:22:52,084 You weren't around when Mom was juggling three jobs, 569 00:22:52,258 --> 00:22:54,303 raising your kids, and making three-quarters 570 00:22:54,478 --> 00:22:57,176 of what the men who had the exact same job were making. 571 00:22:57,350 --> 00:22:59,961 You don't get it 'cause you've never had to tolerate harassment 572 00:23:00,135 --> 00:23:02,094 in fear of losing a job that you needed, 573 00:23:02,268 --> 00:23:04,923 and now you're clueless enough to tell me to just take the job 574 00:23:05,097 --> 00:23:07,491 and pay the difference by not being harassed. 575 00:23:07,665 --> 00:23:08,883 You know what, you're no better 576 00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:10,494 than the guy who made me the offer. 577 00:23:17,849 --> 00:23:20,199 Okay, we are going to discuss gender bias 578 00:23:20,373 --> 00:23:22,636 and avoiding gender stereotypes 579 00:23:22,810 --> 00:23:25,509 in an effort to become more gender-blind in our daily lives. 580 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,294 The hell is she saying? 581 00:23:28,468 --> 00:23:30,905 Can someone explain to Tony what gender blindness is? 582 00:23:31,079 --> 00:23:33,168 Uh, may I? Please go ahead, Ed. 583 00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:35,214 Uh, well, Tony, 584 00:23:35,388 --> 00:23:38,130 uh, gender blindness would be like if you... 585 00:23:38,304 --> 00:23:41,220 You go to get a massage and you want a happy ending, 586 00:23:41,394 --> 00:23:44,310 and they give you a guy massager 587 00:23:44,484 --> 00:23:46,225 but you don't say anything. 588 00:23:47,531 --> 00:23:48,880 Okay. 589 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:51,447 Can someone give us a legal example? 590 00:23:51,622 --> 00:23:53,058 Uh, gender blindness 591 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,539 is when you don't identify people by gender. 592 00:23:55,713 --> 00:23:57,410 They're not "man" or they're not "woman." 593 00:23:57,584 --> 00:23:58,324 They're just people. 594 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,587 Very good, Sam. 595 00:24:00,761 --> 00:24:03,677 Did you know that women make less money than men? 596 00:24:03,851 --> 00:24:06,288 So? We have more expenses. And we pay for the dates. 597 00:24:06,462 --> 00:24:07,812 And the rubbers. 598 00:24:07,986 --> 00:24:09,553 All right, you guys just don't fucking get it. 599 00:24:10,945 --> 00:24:13,339 Please... Continue, Mugsy. 600 00:24:16,472 --> 00:24:18,257 I have a daughter, 601 00:24:18,431 --> 00:24:19,563 and she's smart. 602 00:24:19,737 --> 00:24:21,216 She's smarter than most men. 603 00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:22,696 She's smarter than everybody here, that's for sure. 604 00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:23,915 It's not a high bar. 605 00:24:26,308 --> 00:24:27,875 And she just got offered a job, 606 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,922 and they want to pay her $15,000 less 607 00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:33,402 than her classmate, a man, 608 00:24:33,577 --> 00:24:35,143 for the same exact position. 609 00:24:35,317 --> 00:24:36,841 [CHUCKLES] "Position." 610 00:24:37,015 --> 00:24:39,147 Ah, come on. Grow the fuck up, Ed. What? 611 00:24:39,321 --> 00:24:40,453 This is serious shit. 612 00:24:41,585 --> 00:24:44,196 Did you know that women make 70% 613 00:24:44,370 --> 00:24:47,416 of what most men make for the same job? 614 00:24:47,591 --> 00:24:49,288 And I know that's true 'cause I did a Google on it. 615 00:24:49,462 --> 00:24:50,594 Yep. 616 00:24:50,768 --> 00:24:52,987 Well, it's not right, 617 00:24:53,161 --> 00:24:55,424 and we should be ashamed. 618 00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:58,166 There should be a law! I think there is a law. 619 00:24:58,340 --> 00:24:59,864 Well, then, how come they don't enforce it? 620 00:25:00,038 --> 00:25:01,343 That's a very good question. 621 00:25:01,517 --> 00:25:02,867 No offense, but I got enough problems 622 00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,520 without worrying about everybody else's paycheck. 623 00:25:04,695 --> 00:25:07,001 That's because you only care about yourself, Tony, okay? 624 00:25:07,175 --> 00:25:08,829 You don't respect women. Oh, yeah? 625 00:25:09,003 --> 00:25:10,265 Why don't you stick around one for a few years 626 00:25:10,439 --> 00:25:11,615 and then get back to me about respect? 627 00:25:11,789 --> 00:25:13,051 Hey, hey, fuck you. Fuck you. 628 00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:15,967 Okay, guys, cool it. Remember why we're here. 629 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,838 We're because Tony can't go through ten minutes 630 00:25:18,012 --> 00:25:20,232 of a court case without insulting a woman. 631 00:25:20,406 --> 00:25:21,755 She hit me in the head with a fucking golf club. 632 00:25:21,929 --> 00:25:23,365 I don't blame her. 633 00:25:23,539 --> 00:25:25,150 You know, his daughter gets one bad job offer 634 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,847 and he goes all "MeToo" on us. 635 00:25:27,021 --> 00:25:28,240 Hey, fuck you. Fuck you. 636 00:25:28,414 --> 00:25:30,242 I'm gonna do my own "MeToo" thing. 637 00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:31,983 Why should it just be about women? It's not just for women. 638 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,680 It's not for women at all. 639 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,251 It's for us. It's to change us. 640 00:25:42,254 --> 00:25:44,648 You know, all these movements, all this "new world" stuff... 641 00:25:46,824 --> 00:25:49,000 Maybe it'll help us be better fathers 642 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:52,090 and husbands and brothers and... 643 00:25:54,919 --> 00:25:56,050 People. 644 00:26:03,057 --> 00:26:04,668 And that, my friends, 645 00:26:04,842 --> 00:26:06,670 is what gender blindness is all about. 646 00:26:11,587 --> 00:26:13,589 ♪♪ ♪♪ 647 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,377 [LATCH CLICKS] 648 00:26:18,551 --> 00:26:19,813 Hey, Deb. 649 00:26:19,987 --> 00:26:21,989 Is, uh, Cappy home? 650 00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:24,339 What are you doing here? 651 00:26:24,513 --> 00:26:25,906 I'm here to talk to my daughter. 652 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,039 Haven't you said enough already? 653 00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:29,518 Really? 654 00:26:29,693 --> 00:26:31,520 Take a lower salary to not get hit on? 655 00:26:32,521 --> 00:26:34,523 Are you a complete idiot? 656 00:26:34,698 --> 00:26:36,047 Don't answer that. 657 00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,788 That's a rhetorical question. 658 00:26:37,962 --> 00:26:39,050 "Rhetorical." 659 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:41,182 It means, "don't answer that." 660 00:26:41,356 --> 00:26:42,575 Hey, hey, hey. 661 00:26:44,316 --> 00:26:45,099 What's this? 662 00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:49,103 A women's sensitivity class. 663 00:26:51,323 --> 00:26:53,804 You took a women's sensitivity class? 664 00:26:53,978 --> 00:26:55,762 Yeah, took and completed. 665 00:26:55,936 --> 00:26:57,546 Why does it say "court ordered"? 666 00:26:57,721 --> 00:26:59,157 No, that's only if there's a check next to it, 667 00:26:59,331 --> 00:27:01,246 and as you can see, there's not. 668 00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:04,379 Hey... 669 00:27:04,553 --> 00:27:06,468 [SIGHS] 670 00:27:06,642 --> 00:27:09,384 I've been thinking about what I told Cappy, 671 00:27:09,558 --> 00:27:12,126 and I was wrong, and I want to talk to her. 672 00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:16,522 I wanna talk to my daughter. 673 00:27:18,959 --> 00:27:19,873 Hey, honey. 674 00:27:20,047 --> 00:27:21,222 Hey, Dad. 675 00:27:23,094 --> 00:27:24,660 So it wasn't a math class. 676 00:27:27,011 --> 00:27:28,142 I'm sorry, Capp. 677 00:27:30,536 --> 00:27:32,103 [SIGHS] 678 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,669 I'm a giant fuck-up. 679 00:27:35,584 --> 00:27:37,761 [SNIFFLES] I fucked up my marriage... 680 00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:40,633 I fucked up my family... 681 00:27:42,374 --> 00:27:43,767 And I fucked up your childhood. 682 00:27:46,073 --> 00:27:47,553 No, you didn't, Dad. 683 00:27:47,727 --> 00:27:49,642 Yes, I did. [SNIFFLES] 684 00:27:50,338 --> 00:27:51,992 It was the booze... 685 00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,602 [SIGHS] 686 00:27:53,777 --> 00:27:56,040 It hurt me, and it hurt me bad. 687 00:27:57,389 --> 00:27:58,782 But it hurt you more. 688 00:27:58,956 --> 00:28:01,741 It hurt all of us. [SNIFFLES] 689 00:28:01,915 --> 00:28:05,353 But it didn't kill me, and that is a blessing 690 00:28:05,527 --> 00:28:08,226 because that means I still have a chance to grow. 691 00:28:10,402 --> 00:28:11,969 For as long as I live, 692 00:28:12,143 --> 00:28:14,580 I... I swear to God, I'm gonna keep growing. 693 00:28:16,364 --> 00:28:18,845 I promise you... I promise all of you... 694 00:28:19,019 --> 00:28:21,195 [SNIFFLES] I'm gonna keep growing. 695 00:28:24,372 --> 00:28:26,200 [SNIFFLES] 696 00:28:28,115 --> 00:28:30,161 [MELANCHOLY ROCK MUSIC] 697 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:32,641 ♪♪ ♪♪ 698 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:45,567 ♪♪ For once 699 00:28:45,741 --> 00:28:49,702 ♪♪ I didn't go home after shift 700 00:28:49,876 --> 00:28:52,748 ♪♪ Called my wife and said 701 00:28:52,923 --> 00:28:54,707 ♪♪ I'd be late 702 00:28:54,881 --> 00:28:57,797 ♪♪ ♪♪ 703 00:28:57,971 --> 00:29:00,887 ♪♪ And every day 704 00:29:01,061 --> 00:29:03,977 ♪♪ It gets harder 705 00:29:04,151 --> 00:29:06,545 ♪♪ To go home 706 00:29:06,719 --> 00:29:09,940 ♪♪ I rode with a guy from work named Ronnie 707 00:29:10,114 --> 00:29:13,291 ♪♪ ♪♪ 708 00:29:13,465 --> 00:29:16,860 ♪♪ Never been to his house before ♪♪