Hey, what are you doing on Christmas?
I'm going to the suite room my girlfriend booked
last Christmas.
Lucky you.
Then what should I do?
Want to go on a blind date, then?
You are always so keen, I like that!
Set me up for a girl for Christmas.
To be frank, I can set you up with up to three girls.
The problem is…
I don't think you'll be able to handle them.
Never mind. Let's just not do it.
Hey, how can you provoke your senior like that?
You can't take it back after offering. Just do it.
I'm not kidding.
They're really intense.
So let me meet them and have some intense fun, okay?
I'm Kim Hak-soo, you know.
Then I really am going to set you up with them.
You still haven't? I told you, I'm Kim Hak-soo!
Don't you know who I am? Hak-soo, Hak-soo, Kim Hak-soo!
Okay.
Gosh.
Welcome.
This man will be on a blind date soon.
Are you Ms. Kang Ji-goo…
I don’t think you are.
I am Kang Ji-goo.
Oh, you are?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I must be really late.
The One Who Comes Late Drinks Three Glasses.
What a funny joke.
Woman no. 1 has never joked in her life.
Oh, this is intense from the start.
I must keep it together.
I heard that you're a YouTuber.
Can I ask you what kind of YouTuber you are?
- Origami. - Origami.
Ah, that origami?
I, too, did some origami when I was young.
Uh, that's…
- Drink it. - What?
Man no. 1 can't believe what he has just heard.
- I said, drink it. - Woman no. 1 speaks rudely.
What do you usually make with origami?
Ouroboros.
Ouro… what?
Ah, is it a name of a dinosaur?
- A snake. - A snake…
- So it's a kind of a snake. - No.
Ah, then, is it a mythical creature, like a dragon?
- Drink it. - Huh?
It is a mythical creature. You got it right. So drink it.
Ah, oh, thank you.
What is he thankful for?
Why does Man no. 1 feel thankful?
- Fill it. - Ah, oh, okay.
You've been filling your glass alone since a while ago…
- I'm sorry. - What is he sorry for?
Why does Man no. 1 feel sorry?
Wow, that startled me. Why did you suddenly…
- Glass-sharing. - Glass-sharing?
A friendly skill to prove that I didn't poison
my enemy's glass.
Uh, but we're not enemies, are we?
Don't you dare act friendly. It's our first time meeting.
- I'm sorry. - From now on,
you are not allowed to put that glass on this table.
Ah, okay.
Woman no. 1 throws glasses quite a lot.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Because I drank too fast, and…
the room is spinning…
That's why we have two glasses.
If you break this, too, then you have to date me.
What he just received is just a glass,
not a death sentence,
but Man no. 1 feels the opposite.
Not bad.
- Drink it. - Thank you.
I didn't break it at all.
Don't get drunk.
Get drunk only when I allow it. Open your eyes.
But I can't open my eyes.
Wake up!
This is a psychological battle.
- Tighten your butthole! - Tighten it!
By the way, why do you keep talking down to me?
You're younger than me.
I do that to everyone. If you hate that, you do it, too.
- Drink it. - Ah, I… I'm sorry.
I can't drink anymore.
From here on out, it's all about mental strength.
If you can't do it, then give up now.
Pay and get out!
See? You can do it.
Everything depends on mental strength.
Everything's up to your mind, okay?
Why aren't you eating this?
Hey, eat this!
- It's nicely boiled. - Ah, yes, thank you.
Did you boil this?
No, uh… I'm sorry.
What is he sorry for?
Why does Man no. 1 keep feeling sorry?
By the way, you said you usually make origami snakes, right?
By folding paper, right? Not catching real ones.
I fold paper.
I fold it.
Oh, but it's hard for me to imagine
a snake being foldable…
Well, humans are foldable, too.
Man no. 1 is thinking that
he might be folded, too.
Now, we're done, so…
- Shall we go? - What about dessert?
- We should eat dessert. - Sir, we'd like two LS, please.
You use honorifics to the owner…
Thank you.
Did he set aside lukewarm soju separately?
Does… does anyone actually drink this?
We do.
Soju boasts its true flavor when it's lukewarm.
Now, feel it.
Ah, with this?
Drinking soju with a straw
is something I've only done as a punishment for
a hazing party for freshmen when I was in college.
And also, why do I have to
drink this luekwarm soju with this straw…
- Suck it. - Okay, I will suck it.
Man no. 1's body is now folded in half,
and he's now dreaming about being sucked into
the throat of Ouroboros.
Hey.
Ms. Kang Ji-goo.
Man no. 1…
wet his pants a bit just now.
Mr. Kim Hak-soo?
Excuse me.
Ah, yes, Ms. Han Ji-yeon, right?
Have a seat, please.
Uh, you see…
I'm traumatized by snakes.
Snakes?
Yes, you see…
Woman no. 2 is pretty.
Oh, you're pretty.
You're pretty in a way that makes me feel good.
Oh, I'm not kidding.
I take looks very seriously, so…
- Shall we order something first? - Ah, yes.
Well, please do order anything you want.
What do you like?
I heard this place has great chicken feet,
but I didn't get to try them yet.
I'd just like soju…
Then let's…
get drunk today, shall we?
Sir, we'd like chicken feet and one bottle of soju, please.
Chicken feet.
Looks delicious.
You know,
don't you just love it very, very, very, very much?
- Love what? - Just Eeeeee…
Woman no. 2 has excellent lung capacity.
eeeverything.
Everything's just so beautiful.
Like what…
Everyone here are holding their glasses,
there's still a long time left until the sun rises,
and these chicken feet are so neatly aligned.
Like they lined up.
Are you guys in the army?
Salute!
Hot.
Are you okay? Isn't it hot?
Here's water.
Are you okay? Isn't it hot? Here's water.
How can it be so tender?
I didn't even try to swallow it,
but it's not in my mouth. My special trick! Isn't it great?
Ah, uh…
Ah, so it's your special trick.
Wait.
Sir, switch this to LS, please.
Lukewarm soju must be a trend these days.
I don't know. I've been drinking it since college.
It's lukewarm, so it feels nice going down my throat.
You must love to drink.
I'm not an alcohol lover, but I drink every day.
Like I'm not a man, but I like men.
Men?
There's something I like more than men.
When I look out the window
while drinking with a man,
and see that the sun is up.
Want to try it today?
Cheers!
Let's try it!
You're really cute and bubbly.
It's because I always feel good.
- Because Yeon is… - What?
I mean me! Ji-yeon!
Oh, come on!
- You have poopy sense of humor. - Poop?
Not poop.
Poopy. Say poopy. That sounds cuter.
Ah, okay…
Did you say you run a real estate office?
No, I am in charge of futures trading
- in the financial district… - Oh, my goodness!
If you're in charge of futures, you must be busy on holidays.
You have to manage the futures of clients well, too, right?
Wow, science has developed so much.
Woman no. 2's brain is a blank slate.
What do you think about
kissing with masks on
- because of the virus? - I love it.
Is the parental leave period long enough?
I love it. Marriage is good.
About the population of those who had plastic surgery growing…
I love it. Plastic surgery is good.
- Then what about homosexuality… - I love it. It's good.
- Then what about Donald Trump… - I love him, of course.
My company is going on a group MT this week…
Oh!
You're all going to a motel together?
I love that!
Ji-yeon, you must love everything.
There isn't anything that you hate?
I hate thinking about what I hate.
Man no. 1 thinks that
this woman may be a genius.
Oh, we're out of alcohol.
Ah, okay.
Wait.
I'm going to fill you up, glass!
Do you clap like that often?
Don't I look like a seal? Quack, quack, quack!
Is this what a duck sounds like?
- You laugh a lot, too. - Oh, come on!
By the way, what's so funny right now?
Ah, you see, I'm really…
What was it?
Why was I laughing? Awesome!
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, we're out of alcohol. Totally out.
- Sir. - Uh, I have a meeting
early tomorrow morning, so…
Man no. 1 doesn't have a meeting tomorrow.
Oh, that's good.
I have a class tomorrow morning, too.
Then…
want to go see the ocean now?
The ocean?
Yes, the ocean.
Where there are waves, a lighthouse,
and a motel…
Yes… there are.
Jae-hee's dad.
Jae-hee's dad?
That's my baby's name. Jae-hee.
Wait a minute, are you married?
Ah, I'm always ready to get married,
and Jae-hee's the name of my baby
who's not born yet.
Of course, I'm sure he or she is
in a man's sperm now, whoever he may be!
You froze. You froze. You look like a paused video! Oh, my!
Ah, the remote control! Press "play!"
This is so funny!
Oh, my! I fell! Isn't it funny?
Are you okay?
I'm okay! I'm okay!
Ah, it's so funny I'm going crazy! I'm crying!
Hak-soo, why are you so funny?
I'm sorry, but please let me go to the restroom…
Please wait.
My legs feel poopy.
The restroom is that way.
Man no. 1 hates pretty women now.
Man no. 1 wants to meet an ordinary woman today.
Ah, hi.
Ms. Ahn So-hee?
Yes, I'm Ahn So-hee.
You must've been working.
Ah, I'm sorry, something urgent came up, so…
Oh, it's okay.
I heard you're a scripwriter for a variety show.
Ah, yes.
Uh, they said the guest for the show suddenly changed,
so I was revising the script last minute.
I just need to a bit more, but…
Ah, okay, go ahead and finish it. Don't mind me.
Thank you.
Man no. 1 doesn't have
a bad first impression of Woman no. 3.
The sound of her typing, getting faster little by little,
stimulated the heart of Man no. 1.
I need to answer a call.
Ah, yes, go ahead and answer it.
Yeah, why?
What do you mean, there's a scheduling conflict?
Ugh, damn it, this is driving me crazy!
What kind of BS is that?
Didn't you check the schedule beforehand?
You shouldn't have gone home after setting this crappy schedule,
don't you… think?
Forget it! Who's the manager?
Ahn Kang-woo of TM?
Okay, hang up for now.
Woman no. 3 never mixes business with pleasure.
Ah, I' sorry, uh…
The guest who's supposed to fill in for someone
suddenly canceled it, saying there's a schedule conflict…
Broadcasting does have many random variables.
If you don't mind, is it okay if I make one more phone call?
Ah, yes, wrap it up, and don't mind me.
Thank you.
Sir, we'd like one soju, please.
Yeah, lukewarm?
Sure.
Ah, Manager Ahn.
Yes, hi, I'm Scriptwriter Ahn So-hee.
Can you take a quick call right now?
Oh, really?
I heard it from our rookie scriptwriter, and…
How on earth was the schedule set like that?
Ah, so the quiz was burdensome.
Then I will tell you three out of
the ten questions, so he just needs to guess seven…
Then five.
Then what is it that you didn't like?
Mmm, so you didn't like the host, huh?
But Manager Ahn,
then why did you say you will do this from the start?
Your company should put new artists on music shows, too.
Cheap? Did you just call me, a scriptwriter, cheap?
Hey, Ahn Kang-woo, you think you're great now?
Oh, sure, just bail, you bastard!
You bastard, you must think that all scriptwriters
are your servants and pieces of dog crap
because we clean up after you,
kiss your butt, and flatter you! Hey,
do you want to get your head stuck in a Jimmy Jib today?
Oh, you'll do that, then?
Oh, Manager Ahn, thank you so much!
You're the best of the best!
You should've told me earlier!
I must have misunderstood.
Then our rookie will call you
and tell you about the standby time.
Okay, see you tomorrow.
- Oh, oh, I'm sorry. - Oh, it's okay.
It's all solved now.
Ah, you react to the situation really quickly.
Well, this is my work.
Ah, why don't we have a drink now?
Ah, yes.
Speaking of which, we didn't even toast yet.
70%? 80%? Or full?
Well, fill it up as you like.
As long as it's not with a straw, I'm fine.
Ah, uh… how can you drink soju like that…
Are you okay?
Ah, that feels great.
Ah, I'm sorry. I talked too much,
and my mouth is on fire, so I had to cool it down.
Oh!
Ah, I'm sorry. I drank alone without toasting…
Ah, this is how frazzled I am.
Oh, it looks like I asked you to see me on a busy day.
Today is the least busy day.
Do you eat meals?
What are meals?
Speaking of which, we didn't order any snacks.
Why don't we order something filling?
I'll order.
Uh, this wouldn't be a meal…
Oh, please. Rice wine is a meal.
You're not going to drink it?
I get headaches when I drink makgeolli, so…
So I'll just drink beer.
Beer.
Sir, we'd like two ippai glasses of draft beer,
super hiyasu, please.
It's it "shiyashi?"
Ah, people say "shiyashi,"
but "hiyasu" is the correct pronunciation.
I'm a writer, so I try to be accurate.
But you said "ippai" earlier…
Ah, you heard that.
It's not good to say that,
but sadly, there's no suitable expression
to replace "ippai" yet.
Uh, you see, if you ask for "a lot," they give this much,
but if you ask for "ippai," they give this much.
- I need to check my e-mail. - Ah, okay.
The quiz questions are a bit vague.
Uh, I'm sorry, but…
Can you please answer one quiz question for me?
- Me? - Yes.
Yes, sure, okay.
"Recently, the detox, which detoxifies
human bodies, is trending."
"The ABC juice, a.k.a, the miracle juice,
is especially popular."
"It's known for detoxification and cleaning blood vessels
filled with fine dust."
"What do A, B, and C of ABC juice stand for?"
A is for apple.
C is for carrot.
B is for…
- Bitamins. - Wrong! It's V, vitamins.
- Begemil. - Wrong! The answer is beet.
Ah, the hint is boring.
If so, then…
How about this pose by Jung Woo-sung from the movie "Beat?"
Oh, not bad.
You've got some talent.
- Oh, really? - Wow, awesome.
Wait, then let's make that the second hint.
Oh!
I'm sorry, I treated you like my junior scripwriter…
Ah, I'm sorry. I hope you're not upset. My mistake.
Oh, I'm not that kind of a person.
- Ah, this is fun. - Really?
Then please answer one more quiz question for me.
Okay.
"This item of Korea is incredibly popular
among Japanese tourists these days."
"What is this item that was selected as
the most sought item at Korean traditional markets?"
- Shovel. - Wrong.
- Rubber shoes. - Wrong.
- Red long johns. - Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Ah, the answer was loose pants.
Is this difficult, too?
Oh, I could've guessed it.
Oh!
Oh, no! Are you okay?
Oh, no! It turned red!
I must've punched you too hard. I'm sorry.
Are you really okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
It didn't hurt that bad.
You're sturdy, too.
Oh, well…
Uh, then…
Let's test a few punishments before we move on.
Yes, okay, sure…
Pow!
Well? Does it hurt?
It doesn't make you feel disgusted or anything, right?
Yes, I feel disgusted.
Yes! Got this one!
Now then, please drink this.
The ratio of soy sauce needs to be higher, it seems…
No, it has to be lower. Lower.
No, it has to be higher to cause reaction from the nose.
No, it came out of my nose just now.
Ha!
- We have to blow out this candle… - Wait.
- This…
I can't see.
Here we go!
Alright.
Oh, it works. It works!
Oh, my…
These stockings are ruined.
You will stick these right in your butthole, like this.
- Ah, I… - Hold that part. Yes.
- Oh, wait... - And tighten your butt like this! Okay?
A round of applause!
- Here we go. - Ah, okay…
One, two, three!
Oh!
Oh, you're so good!
Argh! I think it went in too deep!
- Can I pull them out a bit? - Hold it for one minute, please!
It stings!
Are you okay?
What happened?
What on earth happened to make you look like this?
Ah, uh, wait…
Hello, Producer.
Now?
Ah, okay, 10 minutes.
Ah, okay, okay.
No, no, I'm right down here.
I'll be up soon. Okay.
Uh, wait, where are you…
Man no. 1 thinks that today's encounter
was quite dramatic, like watching
a variety show.
But what has left?
Woman no. 3 disappeared from the man's memory
as quickly as scrolling down a website.
Oh, hi.
How was it?
Isn't it obvious? I totally knocked them down.
By the way, how did you get to know them, again?
Ah, them?
They were the top three drinkers
when we were in college.
Wow, aren't they crazy?
I'm sure you drank a lot, too. Are you okay?
Chul-jong, come on! I'm Kim Hak-soo!
Oh, then are you going to do something hot on Christmas?
Ah, yes. A hot Christmas!
What… what's wrong?
Shut up, you bastard.
What?
Sir, I'd like spicy chicken feet! Make them totally spicy!
With this much Cheongyang chili peppers, okay?
Chicken feet.
It's cold, cold.
- Did you order spicy chicken feet? - Yeah.
Sir, put lots of Cheongyang chili peppers, please!
Okay.
Ah, why is it so cold?
- It's winter. - Ah, it's warm.
Sprinkle! Sprinkle! Sprinkle!
Sprinkle!
Hey!
Hey, hurry up!
Wow, it looks good.
- Hey, is it the spicy one? - Yeah, it just came out.
- Let's hurry and eat. - Sprinkle!
Hey, this is good enough. Let's...
Hey, hurry, hurry, I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
We're friends!
- Let's go! - Let's drink!
True drinking friends who trust a toast more than words!
Sir, it's so delicious today!
- It's great today. - Yeah.
Why do you look so lovely? You little brat!
The chicken feet taste the best when they're bitten.
Merry…
- Glasses are the best when they clink. - Christmas!
And a boyfriend is the best when we get one on Christmas, but…
Wait, didn't you all say that
you can't come on Christmas?
- Did we? - Did we?
We all got dumped.
But it's okay.
Because they still sell alcohol…
On Christmas.
- More? - Yeah.
- Let's drink! - Let's drink!
Wow, Ji-yeon makes soju look pretty!
- Let's drink! - Cheers!
Nice, nice, nice!
Cheers!
So…
Calm down, first.
Alright. I, Kang Ji-goo,
swear that on next Christmas…
- Okay! - What?
- I won't drink! - You won't drink!
But get a boyfriend and eat him up!
How sexy! So sexy!
Me, too! Me, too!
Me, too! Me, too! Me, me, me!
Me, too!
- I, Ahn So-hee, - You!
- swear that, next year… - You swear!
that I will get two boyfriends, not one,
and be the worst woman in this world!
Me, too! Me, too!
- I, Han Ji-yeon, - Han Ji-yeon!
- swear that, next year… - You swear!
I will do it with two guys!
Two-to-one! At the same time!
- We're sorry. - We're sorry.
Ugh, why? Doesn't it sound fun?
Doesn't it sound fun?
- Sit down. - We're sorry.
- Hey, my wish is incredible, isn't it? - I don't know her...
- Merry… - Merry…
- Christmas! - Christmas!