Well, guys let me tell you why I have called you all here.
How many of you know about Jaspal Chatwal?
Oh, wow! Good. Impressed.
And how many of you know that...
...he's the richest Indian in the world...
...and he's returning to India from London for the first time in 20 years?
That's why I'm your boss.
Because I'm more aware than all of you.
So, why is he returning to India?
This information will be very profitable and precious to us.
'So, I have an offer for all of you.'
The first one to find out...
...the reason for Jaspal to come to India...
...will be paid double the salary for the next three months.
'Hey!' - 'Really!'
And your offer starts...
'Let's go...' - Now!
You know what.. Amalfi is really trending.
We must go there for our summer holidays.
And you promised me.
Let me go to South Africa and wrap up this deal.
I promise you, we'll go to Amalfi and Blue Grotto.
Really?
- Yes.
- But why are you leaving tonight? - One second.
- Oh, my God. Amrit, it's true! - What happened?
Mr. Jaspal Chatwal is coming to India.
Oh, how come?
That's the thing. Nobody knows.
You know, I really respect this guy.
He's a true businessman.
Everything he touches, turns to gold.
If he's coming to India for business...
...and if I manage to crack even a small deal with him...
...then not just Amalfi, babe...
...I can take a sabbatical for three months...
...and we'll go on a world tour.
It's my dream to work with this guy.
But first, I need to find out why he is coming here.
Hmm.
How can we find that out?
Chatwal... Mr. Chatwal...
- Oh, my God. My God. - You scoundrel!
Have you gone mad?
- You are obsessed now! - Oh, Lovely!
For a 3-month double salary..
..I'm ready to stand in front of a speeding truck...
Alright, we'll see when the next one comes.
Hey! You duck face. Can't you see properly?
- Get lost, you monkey! - Crazy woman!
- What the hell! Did you see that? - Unbelievable. You're unbelievable.
I feel like I'm taking my two blind dogs for a walk.
- But our collars are missing. - Look at this!
Noorpreet Dhillon, that's the worst photograph. Okay?
I can only see half your face. Where is the rest?
In your a**, Lovely.
- Oh! - Show-off.
Someone is surely going to cry today.
Look, you look so under-confident in that photograph. Duck!
Oh, hey! I was giving a 'mystery girl' look.
You won't get it, Japanese doll.
Do you know, Lovely? Your problem is completely contrary to Punni's.
- What? - She's not at all aware.
And you are a bit too aware.
"What one should eat.."
"What one should drink..?" "What will people think?"
Blah-blah.
You're too aware.
So, what shall I do? Be an ignorant cow like Punni?
Oh, hello. There's a saying in English.
"Ignorance is bless".
It's "Ignorance is bliss", Punni. Bless you.
Forget it, Lovely.
Given how unaware she is...
...that was great English for the poor girl.
Noorpreet, I hate you. Both of you, I'm...
You always do this to me.
You pat my back with one hand then slap me with the other hand!
- Someone is surely going to cry today. - ..going to cry today.
- Okay, stop. My blind dog. - Pup...
- Puppy. - Sorry.
- Okay, listen, sorry.
- Sorry... - God!
Here, son. Have some milk.
Milk? But, I haven't even brushed my teeth.
You didn't brush? That's okay.
What is it that you drink early in the morning?
What do they say in English?
- Mom, bed tea. - Bed tea?
'What a boring movie!'
Is your revenge done?
- Shall we go now? - No. I'm not done yet.
Get me some samosas and cola. Quickly.
'I didn't know that.'
i Fashion brings you sunglasses.
Hey! That's Jasmine, right?
- Yes! - Oh, wow!
She looks so good.
Oh, my God!
- What a surprise! - Jassu!
- Hi. - Hi.
How are you?
Jassu!
You look very hot on screen. But, in real, you're even more...
Wow!
I'm telling you, she can turn every guy in Mumbai into a villain.
'Yeah, Jassu. Kaaju bhaiya had told us about you.'
You have become a celeb now.
Noorpreet, I swear, your brother...
...has scaled up my whole life.
- Huh? - 'It's all a matter of time.'
Now, look. I'm on the cover page already.
- Now... - Now?
- Should I tell you? - Yes?
Ready... Steady...
- On the mark. - Get set.
Go!
I have been selected for Miss India.
- Oh, my God.
My god!
Oh, my god! Thank you so much. I'm so happy for you, Jassu.
That means you'll be on Splitsvilla soon.
- Yes, Punni. - Jassu, I'm so happy for you.
That's your childhood dream, right? I'm sure you're gone win the crown.
- Just look at her! - Right?
Really?
- But I'm not so sure. - Why? - Why? What happened?
That...
You guys know how smart I am.
I used to get the highest marks in the class.
But, my instructor in the class...
...she says my vocal chords are full of wrong pronoun...
Pronunciation?
- Pronunciation. - Yes, that.
I'm wrong at that.
She keeps asking me to say a different words.
She hates me.
- Is it? - No, Jassu. This is not good.
You cannot be in your instructor's bad books.
But what do I do, lovely?
She's so annoying. Bloody b***h.
Jassu, are you crazy? A Miss India cannot talk like that.
No way!
Guys, we need to fix Jassu.
She needs polishing.
- Yes. - She needs Corella ma'am.
- What? - Corella Grooming Academy, guys.
- What? - She is the best.
All these actresses and models go to her to correct their diction.
'How to be articulate, you know.'
She will train you so well that you will be spewing flowers soon.
- Flowers! - Okay, let's go.
Guys, hurry up. Let's go. We have work to do.
- Come on. Let's fix me. - Okay.
Oh! This way.
Okay, class. Look at this.
- What is this? - Cake-a.
No! It's cake. Make it quick.
Don't stretch words like a rubber band. Okay?
- It's cake. - 'Cake.'
'Much better.'
Now, let's see the next word. What is this?
- Warfall. - Warfall.
No. If you're hungry, eat fruits. Don't eat up letters.
It's waterfall. Okay? Now, class, please repeat after me.
Hello. How do you do?
'Hello. How do you do?' - Hello. How do you do?
Much better.
When you greet someone...
...it's double side kiss.
'Why two times, ma'am?'
Parminder, in Punjab, Do you say"Balle" or "Balle Balle"?
- 'Right?'
'That's all for today.'
Please go home and practice what I have taught you. Okay?
I will see you tomorrow.
- Thank you, ma'am. - You're welcome.
Uhm... Hi, ma'am.
Hi, Lovelle. Nice to see you.
- How are you, ma'am? - I am good.
- You're looking pretty as always, darling. - Thank you so much.
Ma'am, it's such a pleasure to see you at work always.
- You're like a true magician. - Thank you.
Now, tell me. Which one of these lovely ladies...
...needs Corella's magic wand?
Ma'am, actually, Jasmine here...
She has been selected in Miss India.
- That's lovely. - Yeah, ma'am.
But she has some problems with her accent.
- You see, I'm from Punjab. - Oh, it's not your fault, child.
It's the village problem.
It's tough but not impossible.
- Ma'am, there's one more problem. - Is it?
Her first round is tomorrow morning, ma'am.
- Oh! Jesus Christ. - 'Yeah.'
I know. Ma'am, please if you can do something today...
...we'll be really grateful to you.
You know, I know you since you were Lovely Singh.
You are one of my first students.
If I could get a change in you...
- ...I can do the same with her, right? - Yes, ma'am.
- Ma'am, so... - Yeah.
- Take her tomorrow. - Thank you so much, ma'am.
Thanks, that means a lot to us.
- Alright, Jassu. All the best. - All the best.
- Tata. - Goodbye, child.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
- Thank you, ma'am. - Thank you.
Okay, girls. Thank God! This job is done.
- Yes. - Now, let's focus on our double salary for three months.
Yeah. Hey!
If we research about Chatwal together then we can...
- Salary share? - We can do that.
Good idea.
Hello, my cuties.
Hello, Amrinderrrr...
'How are you, girls?' - We're good.
Okay, Lovely, listen. I need a favour.
'Yes. What is it?' - Can you fix a meeting...
...for Akaash, with Mr. Mittal?
Yeah. Sure. Why? What happened?
I don't know. Something to do with Mr. Jaspal Chatwal.
Chatwal?
What do you know about him?
I don't know anything.
Okay, Amrinder. I'll get to the office and organise a video conference.
Akaash is going to South Africa, right?
- I'll have it sorted. - Okay, thank you.
- Love you too.
- Okay, Amrinder...
'Yes, tell me, Noor.'
Did you know that Jasmine is taking part in Miss India contest?
Yes. Why? Didn't you know?
No. We didn't know.
Hmm... Because you girls don't pay attention.
'I always tell you to keep your eyes and ears open.'
'Be a little more aware.'
Okay, I have to go. See you, girls, soon. Bye.
- Bye. -
By the way, she was talking about you too.
- Uhm, sir, sir, sir, sir. - What is it, Lovelle?
Sir, someone wants to have a video call with you.
Lovelle I have got back to back meetings today. I'm sorry.
Sir, I think you would want to take this call.
- Who is it? - Mr. Akaash Goel.
Sir, he wants to talk to you about Mr. Jaspal Chatwal.
- Really? - Yes.
Okay, okay.
Hello, Puneet. I have a meeting with Mr. Lloyd now, right?
Please postpone that, okay? I have an urgent video call coming.
Yeah. Bye.
- Great. - Thank you, Lovelle. Thank you.
You know, that's why you're my favourite employee, Lovelle.
That's why I love you so much.
- Thank you so much. - Tell him I'm waiting.
Yes, sir. I'll just connect you to the call.
- Okay. - Okay, thank you.
'Attitude, attitude. Come on, girls.'
Come on, girls.
Move your f*****g bums.
'You girls are walking like donkeys.'
'So unattractive.'
Where's your style? Where's your charm?
'You girls have to walk the ramp in the evening.'
You might just walk in a bloody cow shed.
Just forget it. Just f**k it.
Number seven. You come first.
Hi, my name is Jasmine.
When I was in college, I always wanted to be a model.
Hmm. Amazing.
You speak well.
Tell me something more about you.
So, one day I received a fakhs ...
...when I was sitting in my daxs .
- And it was... It was a dakument ...
'...that I was selected for video ad.'
of my life.
was felt like wow!
came on light.
Then what happened, Ms. Number Seven?
- Tell us more. - I was so excated ...
...that I told my driver, let's go to tehen .
soon.
Oh, God! And I put on my bast shirrt on me.
Okay, just stop.
'Miss Village belle. Go and stand at the back.'
'And keep your mouth shut.'
Someone, just give her a toothbrush.
She has uttered such words that her Punjabi mouth must be stinking by now.
And by the way, please get a ticket at your tehen .
You get a ticket, you buffalo!
You won't even fit in an entire train coach.
- Excuse me? - What cuse me, cuse me?
- You've fried my brains, b***h. - Talk properly, miss.
- Or just watch it. - You watch, huh?
Don't you dare make fun of Punjabis.
'Do you know what Punjabis are? Huh?'
Punjabi is the only person who can speak all the languages...
...in Punjabi.
- Bloody show-off. - Shut up, you fool.
Have you ever been hit with a sandal?
It's pure leather. Pure leather.
You've been barking at us since morning!
- You old frustrated woman! - Calm down, Number Seven.
My name is Jasmine. Jasmine.
Leave me. I'll show this cow.
- Acting cool and all. - 'Out. Out of the contest, now.'
Look, Akaash. Enough with the small talk.
I'm fine. You're fine. Let's come to the point.
Now tell me. Why did you call me?
I just want to know...
...if you have any information on Mr. Chatwal's visit to India?
What are you saying?
Do you think even if I had the information about Chatwal...
...I would just give it away to you?
- What is he saying? I can't hear. - Noor, I can't hear either. Idiot.
Valid point.
But I might have some information in return for you.
So, do you have this information?
What... What information do you have?
The information which I have...
...could be useful for the one who has this information.
Sir... I got to know why Mr. Chatwal is coming to India.
Shhh.
- Hey! - Romil. Romil.
Oh! Mr. Goel.
I didn't know you were here.
No worries. Mr. Mittal...
...so, now you would surely want the information that I have?
Come on, sir. You should trust me.
Remember. I also have that information that you don't have.
Okay. Let's talk about it some other time. Okay?
Bye, Akaash. Bye.
- Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. - Look at this, sir.
- Look at this. - Yes. That's it.
- You'll get only for two months, okay? Come... - What?
They are coming...
Hello, hello, hello, everybody. Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
Buy the shares of all the electric car companies in India.
Even Biffito and Speed-on's shares. Come on, hurry up. Go on. Go on.
- How many shares, sir? - What do you mean?
Buy all that you get. You know why?
Because Chatwal is investing in electric cars in India.
Tomorrow, you'll see an insane rise in these shares.
Start buying. Hurry up. Hurry up all of you.
- You know what people will say tomorrow?
"Mittal owns the world." Yes!
Yes, but why would he want to invest in electric cars?
You know, my source is very reliable, Tamanna. Chill.
Romil, but...
'Chatwal has invested in electric cars in China.'
And then in Germany.
Now, why would he come to India? Like...
'Yes but this is...' -Come on!
This is too small a project for him.
That's what I am trying to tell you guys.
Sir, it's true. Chatwal has invested in cars.
- Hasn't he? - Yes.
- How much? - Many.
- Did you buy or not? - Already done, sir.
Mittal owns the world.
- Three salaries. Three salaries. - What?
Three salaries. Three salaries.
- Bloody idiot! - God, you're not my friend.
You couldn't f*****g find out, Punni.
What do I do?
Why wouldn't I be angry?
Akaash does so much for you and you couldn't even do this for him.
Amrinder, we didn't know.
How did you not know?
Walter has bought most of the shares before anyone did.
And you didn't know Chatwal is coming to India for electric cars?
No. We seriously didn't know, Amrinder.
We really don't know until that stupid Romil did some...
- ...weird research, right? - Research.
That loser took away our salary of three months. Bloody idiot!
Who the f**k is Romil?
Anyway, I don't care. I'm very upset.
Where the hell is this Miss Stupid Punjab now?
Turn left here and just stop the car.
Lovely! Why did you plan for such an expensive restaurant again?
You know, we can't even afford the tips. It's month-end.
Hey!
- Jassu. - Hi.
What happened? Don't cry.
Are you crazy?
Amrinder has spoken to them. Everything will be fine.
Jassu, listen. Okay. Just breathe, okay?
- Take a deep breath. - Yes.
'Come on.'
See? Good.
Jassu, listen. I have spoken to the organizers.
They are taking you back.
Just give her a lovely hug and say sorry.
- Be a good girl. - You're rat .
Correct, Amrinder. I want to be Miss India.
Of course, you will be Miss India.
But the next time, please don't mess with your priority decisions...
...because of your ego.
Okay? So welcome back to the competition.
Thank you, sisters.
At least someone's life is on track.
Even our Chatwal plan was a flop.
- What Chatwal? - That... - Leave it, sis.
You focus on your crown. Okay?
- Shall we order? - Okay.
Sir... Mr. Chatwal. What is the purpose of coming to India after so long?
- Sir... - Is it true that you're investing in electric cars?
- Sir, one comment, please. Say something. - Sir...
Welcome back after the break and let me now introduce you...
...to our beautiful contestants...
'...who have come from different parts of India.'
- 'Welcome contestant number one...' - Wow. Hot.
'...Shefali Raghav from New Delhi.'
Yes, Mom. We are having hot samosas and tea.
We are also watching the Miss India contest. Jasmine is participating.
Yes. I'll call you. Bye.
Contestant number seven, Jasmine Singh from Ludhiana.
Woah! Our Punjabi babe!
'Let's hear a huge round of applause for all our beautiful contestants.'
Number seven is... My God! Wow!
- Yes, Romil. Tell me. - Sir, are you watching TV?
Yes, but I am watching the wrong channel.
'Why?' - Sir, switch to the news quickly.
Mr. Chatwal is finally about to reveal why he has come to Mumbai.
Okay... Darling, volume. Volume please. Volume.
Good evening, everyone. I have called for this press briefing...
'...because I don't want anyone to incur any kind of loss.'
As for my trip here...
...a lot of rumours are being spread here.
'And before you make any wrong investments...'
...I want to clear a few things.
'And finally, we have three contestants left.'
'The final contestants.'
'That means, three girls and one crown.'
'Who will get to wear this crown?'
'I am sure your hearts are pounding hard by now.'
- 'Am I right?' - Yes... Come on now, say it.
'I want the three girls to step forward.'
I just hope they don't ask her to speak.
Oh, God! No way!
It's okay. It's okay, Amrinder.
You've trained her, right? Nothing will go wrong.
'And let's begin...'
'...the question-answer round.'
- Oh, f**k! - F**k! - F**k.
I have come to India for a personal matter...
'...and not for any business.'
- And, Jasmine, it's your turn to answer. - Hey!
- Hey! - Hurry up! - I'm here...
'Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.'
My name is Jasmine and I always wanted to be a model.
But I would like to answer in Punjabi.
- What? - What is this, Amrinder?
I just asked her to listen to her heart and not to her brain.
And then nothing can go wrong.
'And I'll give the answer in Punjabi...'
...because I'm most comfortable speaking in Punjabi.
I am here with my son...
...who has come to India in search of a girl.
'About a year back, he met a Punjabi girl...'
'...in the US.'
'He is looking for her.'
- There's nothing more to this trip. - What the f**k!
No! Shit, man! Shit!
Bloody...
If it helps.
'Ladies and gentlemen...'
'...finally, I have with me...'
'...the name of the winner. I have the list with me.'
'The second runner up is...'
- 'Jasmine Singh!' - M**********r!
Shove it up your a**! Bloody second runner up!
Punni, no! Punni! F**k!
- After all, we found her. - Yes, Dad.
Whatever, Dad. For me, she is Miss India.
And you know. She is even more beautiful now.
- Oh! Cheers, son. - Cheers, Dad.
'And in the top 10 news, at number three is...'
'...Mr. Chetwal is not investing in electric cars.'
Most eligible bachelor, Raj Chatwal...
...might not remain a bachelor for long now.
'For the first time in Miss India contest...'
'...the second runner up, Jasmine Singh, has become more popular than the winner.'
Because Raj Chatwal's secret lover is none other than...
...Jasmine Singh.
And in this fairy tale story..
...do you know what is most special?
Jasmine had absolutely no idea...
...that Raj is Raj Chatwal. Now, that's true love.
Really. Sometimes ignorance can be bliss.
Jasmine Singh...
How does it feel to know...
...that the richest Indian in the world is madly in love with you?
One second... Leave her alone.
Weren't you shocked that he came all the way to find you?
- Excuse me. She didn't even know. - Ma'am...
- Will you step back? - Ma'am...
Will you step back?
- Come on, sis. - Let's go... - Oh, my God!
?
They are hear, Jassu, because you are a superstar now.
- Overnight, your life has turned downside up. - Yes.
- Jassu? - Hmm.
Didn't you really know?
What didn't I know?
That the boy you went trekking with, was Raj Chatwal?
Seriously, I had no idea.
I mean, living in Ludhiana, how would I know who Chatwal is?
I was just going out with him, just like that. Oh, God!
Little did I know that he would fall for a qweet girl from a small-town!
Wow, sis!
- You're so lucky! Really. - Right.
Really, Jassu.. You are really lucky.
See, Lovely. Sometimes, being ignorant, is really bliss.
Do you know why?
Because then when you finally get something, you feel doubly happy.
- Yes. - By the way, on which floor will Raj meet us at Royal Hotel?
What Flour?
The entire hotel belongs to him.
No matter if the world understands your worth or not...
...true love knows your worth.
A diamond always shines through.
And a diamond always finds its hero in the end.