[upbeat island music]
*
[suspenseful music]
[both snoring]
- Ooh! Oh!
[both snoring]
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Hi.
Gary, I feel funny inside.
- [snores]
- Yow!
Hello.
- [shivering]
- Gary, there's something inside of me.
- Meow.
- You see anything?
- [shivering]
- [screeches]
[screeching]
- Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Oh!
- [screeching]
- Gary the Snail, is that any way
to treat an uninvited guest?
Oh, hello.
Ooh! That tickles.
More like prickles.
Hey, I think I'll call you Prickles.
- [babbles]
- [laughs] I see you.
- [babbles]
[babbling] - [grunting]
- [babbles] - [laughs] Okay, okay.
Enough's enough. It's time for you to go, little guy.
I already have a pet-- Gary.
I'm afraid I just don't need another one.
Whew. - [sobbing]
- Aw, stop, stop!
Oh, Gary, I don't like to hear the little guy cry.
- Meow.
- [babbling]
- Such a sad story.
- [babbling]
- Okay, little buddy, but just for one night.
- [babbling]
- Nighty night, Prickles.
- [snores]
[all snoring]
- Huh?
[techno music playing]
[both babbling and cheering]
[blowing party horns]
*
[bike horn honks]
*
- Wow, a house party going on of inside me.
Hey, why wasn't I invited?
[laughs] I guess I was,
since I am the house.
Look, Gary, now we have tons of prickly new friends.
- Meow, meow.
- Wup-poo. Wup-poo. Wup-poo.
Wup-poo. Wup-poo. Wup-poo. Wup-poo.
[babbling]
[humming]
Oh, my gosh!
I completely lost all track of time.
Hey, uh, sorry to be a party pooper, guys,
but I've gotta take a shower and get ready for work.
[all cheering]
Guys? Guy--guys?
- [growling]
- Gary, calm down. We're all friends here.
- [blows raspberry]
- [growls]
[meowing]
- Ow!
[gasps] [groans]
Open up, Gary. I'm still in my underwear.
Gary, I need to take a shower.
Oh!
- I did not need to see that!
Ugh! [grunts]
[tires screeching]
Ahh!
All right, I guess you guys will just have to stay
and go to work with me.
Just keep a low profile or I could lose my job.
[whistles]
- Eh, SpongeBob. Did ya clean out the--
Sweet Dutchman's ghost!
When's the last time you took a bath, boy-o?
You're riddled with vermin.
- I-I d-d-don't know what you mean, sir.
[inhales]
[groans]
[all babbling]
- If customers find out you're touching patties
with your wormy hands,
the health department will shut us down for sure.
- I understand, sir.
Mr. Krabs, will you excuse me for a second?
Prickles, you heard my boss.
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you
and your friends to leave, please.
"Squatters rights"?
What the heck is squatters rights?
- Oh, they're "lawyering" up, boy-o.
They're makin' a legal claim to keep living in your body.
- It's okay, Mr. Krabs, they're not hurting me.
- Son, you gotta understand.
I can't have you work here
in your present filthy "condisherin'."
Oh! That's the last straw!
Mr. Squid-- - On it, sir.
Hasta la vista, worm boy.
- And don't come back until you're dewormed!
- [mumbling]
- What am I gonna do?
[grunting]
- Hey, SpongeBo-- Whoa!
I see you've got yourself
a little problem with the cooties.
- Yeah, and I lost my job over it.
- Lost your job you say?
I might be able to help you,
if you can do something for me.
- Anything, Plankton! Anything!
- [chuckles] Ridding SpongeBob of his worms
will put him forever in my debt.
That secret formula is good as mine.
[techno music playing]
Time to crash this lousy party.
Get it? Lousy? Louse? Oh, I'm good.
[roars]
[all grunting and fighting]
[screams]
[laughs]
Whoa! [babbling and fighting]
[groans]
You're on your own, worm boy.
[techno music playing] [all babbling]
*
- [groaning]
Ah! [groaning]
- Hello?
- You gotta help me!
- Ah! It's a monster with SpongeBob's voice!
- No, no, Patrick, wait, don't close the--
Aw!
- [whistles] - Hmm?
Squidward. Squidward!
Squidward.
- [whistles]
- I need a hug.
- [screams]
[gasping]
[screams]
- [groans]
Does that mean no hug?
- There will be no hugs!
Get away from me, you monstrosity!
- [gagging]
[all humming]
- [screams]
[all humming] - [groans]
- [growls]
- [babbling]
[all babbling]
[dance music playing]
- [angry babbling]
- [grunting]
Well, this my life from now on, huh?
[laughs]
Just call me SpongeBob WormPants,
'cause that's all I am, just an apartment for worms.
[laughing]
- [screams]
[all babbling and groaning]
[horn honks]
[all babbling]
- [laughs]
Oh, that's better.
Looks like I really wormed my way out of that one.
[laughs]
- [sniffs]
Meow!
- Gary, it feels so good to be worm free.
[techno music playing] [all babbling]
*
- [screams]
SpongeBob! I need a hug!
[silly music]
*
- [babbles]
[humming]
[mumbling]
[babbles]
Hmm?
- [caws]
- [babbles]
- [caws]
- [groans]
[babbling]
[groans and pants]
Whew! [grunts] Ahh.
- [cawing]
- [grunts]
- [groans]
- [babbles] Hmm.
- [caws] - [screams]
- [snickers]
- [sighs]
- [sniffs]
[caws] - [whistling]
[groans]
[grumbles]
- [caws]
- [babbles]
[growls]
- [snickers]
- [babbling]
- [cawing]
- [babbling]
[babbles]
Hmm. [chuckles]
[surprised babble]
[whimpering]
[gasps]
[ominous music]
[gulps]
- [growling]
- [screams]
- [roars]
- [whimpering]
[whimpers]
[whimpering]
[babbles]
[grunting]
Ooh!
[babbles]
[quirky music]
*