- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- * Ohh...
* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * If nautical nonsense be something you wish *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
*
[waves crashing]
[quirky island music]
*
- All right, Krusty crew.
[dramatic music]
I want to remind you all
that you're representing the Krusty Krab--
the greasiest greasy spoon
you'll ever have the privilege of serving!
- Whoo! You tell 'em, Mr. Krabs.
Bring it around town! Yeah!
- [snoring]
[blubbers] Bring it around somewhere!
- [grunts] Open the doors
and let the consuming commence!
I'll be in me office polishing yesterday's booty.
[grunting]
- [imitating Mr. Krabs] "I'll be in me office
polishing yesterday's booty."
[grunting] - [gasps]
[laughs]
- I heard that, Mr. Squidward!
- It wasn't an insult, Mr. Krabs.
It was a--a--a--a tribute.
Haven't you ever heard of "imitation is
the sincerest form of flattery"?
- You trying to tell me that was a "complerment"?
- Exactly, it's my homage to you and your love of money.
- [grumbles]
Well, you got me there.
I do love money. [giggles]
Excellent observation, Mr. Squidward.
- Oh, boy, that was a close one.
- Yes, it was a very close one, Squidward.
Close and warm.
Mr. Krabs was really flattered by your imitation.
- Already forgot about it.
Imitation plus flattery equals happy people.
[hums]
[laughter]
- Whoa, okay. Everybody, come on now.
Settle down, time to eat your patties.
- [imitating dad] Whoa, okay now.
Everybody, settle down. Time to eat your patties.
Huh?
[laughter]
- Wow, that's just like me.
[laughs]
[laughter]
I said eat your patties!
Hurry up, SpongeBob,
I need two double orders of Krabby Krust stat.
- No problem, Squidward, I'll get you those orders
as soon as possible.
[imitating Squidward] Or never, whichever comes first.
[laughter]
Oh, swoon.
That imitation stuff really works.
Look out, world!
I'm gonna flatter your socks off.
- [humming]
Hmm. Nope.
Ah.
- [giggles]
[imitating Patrick] Hey, there, Patrick old buddy.
- What?
Oh, hi, Patrick. What's shaking?
- I'm gonna eat ice cream and go jellyfishing
with my good buddy SpongeBob.
- Sounds good to me, "me."
- Ah, it's just me. Patrick. Fooled ya.
[laughs]
- [laughs]
You can't fool me, "me."
That's the worst SpongeBob impression
I've ever seen.
- [laughs]
Wait, what?
- [grunting]
Rook to king four.
[groaning]
Check-mate.
- Plankton, maybe we should play a game
that's a little less dangerous.
You're flatter than hammered horse hockey.
- [grunting]
- [imitating Sandy] Cattywampus, Plankton.
You're just about the teeniest gal-dang critter I ever did see.
Yee-haw!
[imitating Plankton] And you are the fuzziest
nut-eating scientist I've ever seen.
[evil laugh]
I like to use science for good.
Really? I always use science for evil!
- [laughs]
That is me to a Texas "T," SpongeBob.
He nailed you too, Plankton.
- It was okay.
He got my face right, but that voice is terrible.
- Oh, those impressions are making everyone so happy,
I can't stop doing them.
I can't. I won't.
Meow.
- [French accent] 80,000 impressions later.
French narrator: Would you please stop imitating me?
It is starting to get very annoying.
[upbeat music]
- Uh, can I have some extra napkins please?
- [imitating patron] Oh, you want some extra napkins, please?
- Stop it! Stop imitating me!
For the love of Neptune, shut your talented mouth!
- Okay, bye.
Yup, everybody still loves it.
[sighs]
[humming]
[imitating Squidward] Are we having fun yet,
Squidward Tentacles?
[laughs]
- Oh, that's it. I can't stand
that perfect impression of me anymore!
I never thought I'd say this,
but I'm tired of looking at myself.
I quit!
- Boy, SpongeBob is really getting out of control
with his impression obsession.
Ah!
- Right you are, Sandy.
SpongeBob has lost touch with reality.
I've seen it before.
They call it: the "mocking mimicry madness."
- [imitating Mr. Krabs] The mocking mimicry madness.
- [screams] - [laughs]
- Oh, oh, oh! [grunts]
- Huh! Oh.
- [laughs]
- All right, remember guys, this is an intervention,
so we need to make sure that above all,
SpongeBob knows how much we all care about him.
- Why don't we just destroy him and get it over with?
- Here here.
- You leave my best friend alone!
both: It was just a suggestion.
- Spread out!
All right, you scurvy dogs, SpongeBob needs us,
and more importantly, I need him--
to stop imitating me customers!
- Right guys, that's... almost...the spirit.
[doorbell ringing]
- Oh, boy, someone's at the door.
I can't wait to imitate 'em.
Oh, hello, Patrick.
And Sandy? And Squidward?
And Mr. Krabs? Plankton too?
Five at once, huh? Okay, here goes nothing.
[groaning]
Hi. Hi. Howdy. Greetings. Go away.
all: Ugh. - Why?
- Hi, SpongeBob. We need to talk.
- Why sure. Aye. Love to. About what? Who cares?
- You know, It's okay to be yourself, SpongeBob.
- I'm-a trying, Sandy, I'm-a trying.
- You can do it, SpongeBob.
just concentrate, and it'll all come back to ya.
- [inhales]
[groaning]
- [shuddering]
- Good morning, Gary. Meow. Duh!
Me money! [laughs]
Karate chop! Ha!
I went to college!
I said, eat your patties!
I can't do it!
I'm a freak! A freak!
I'm a freak!
- Hey!
- [sobbing]
- That went well.
[quiet music]
- Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
* Who...am I?
* Who am I? I just can't remember *
* Who am I? I just can't recall *
* Who am I to sing this somber song? *
* When you've got six heads there's something wrong *
* Who am I? all: * Please tell me
- * Who am I? all: * Do you know me?
- * My name could be Clementine or it could be Freddie *
both: * I just can't recognize myself *
* I don't know if I'm ready *
all: * I'm ready *
- * Who am I? I have a right to know *
* Who am I? Am I friend or foe? *
* I have so many features it makes it hard to tell *
* I don't know what my first name is *
* But my faces ring a bell
* Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? *
* Who am I?
[phone ringing]
* Hello-o-o?
- Hello. To whom am I speaking?
- * I...don't... *
* Kno-o-ow
- The salty tear trail leads right in here.
- There he is!
- [groaning]
- Are you all right, SpongeBob?
How many fingers am I holding up?
- [groans] B.
- Good, SpongeBob, I had the same answer.
- I know you're in there somewhere, SquarePants.
- We're sorry, the person you are calling--
SpongeBob SquarePants--
has been disconnected or is no longer in service.
- Okay, guys, SpongeBob imitates whoever he hears,
so we've all got to imitate him to help him remember who he is.
This should help. [grunts]
- Hey! - [grunts]
- [groans]
Mmm! Mmm!
- [grunting]
Ah! Hold still, you little rascal!
- No! [groans]
What a great idea.
Ugh!
- [imitating SpongeBob] I'm a square and yellow critter!
[laughs]
- [imitating SpongeBob] I like cooking with lard!
[laughs]
- [imitating SpongeBob] Mr. Krabs is the best boss
in the whole ocean. [snickers]
Oop! Sorry. I mean--
[laughs like SpongeBob] Uh--
- [imitating SpongeBob] I forgot the secret Krabby Patty formula,
Mr. K. Would you remind me again?
- Sure, SpongeBob, I got it right--
Oh, no, you don't, Plankton.
That was a pretty good impression, though.
- Thanks.
- [babbling]
- [groans]
It's not working, fellers!
We need to combine our efforts and do an impression
of SpongeBob all at the same time.
Okay, all together now.
all: [imitating SpongeBob] I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
- [grunting]
- I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready!
I remember. I know who I am.
I am SpongeBob SquarePants,
and yes, I do like cooking with lard.
[all cheering]
Thanks, guys, you're the best friends
a guy with memory loss could have.
It sure feels great to just be yourself.
Doesn't it, guys? Guys?
[all laughing like SpongeBob] Oh, no!
Now they have mocking mimicry madness.
[laughter]
- Let me out! Let me out!