- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- * OHH...
* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS!
[laughing]
*
[waves crashing]
[lilting ukulele music]
**
[intense music]
- WITNESSES ARE FLOCKING AROUND THE UNVEILING
OF BIKINI BOTTOM'S NEWEST BANK,
THE BANK OF BIKINI BOTTOM BANK.
[lively marching music]
- THE FIRST 100 CUSTOMERS
WHO JOIN BANK OF BIKINI BOTTOM BANK
WILL RECEIVE INSTANT INTEREST ON THEIR DEPOSIT.
- INSTANT INTEREST?
THAT'S PRACTICALLY GIVING MONEY AWAY!
SPONGEBOB!
YOU'RE IN CHARGE WHILE I RUN DOWN
TO THE BANK OF BIKINI BOTTOM BANK.
I GOT TO GET DOWN THERE BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF DOUGH!
[car engine revving, squealing]
[screech]
MONEY, HERE I C-- OOH!
[overlapping murmuring]
- [jabbering]
- THANKS FOR BANKING WITH BANK OF BIKINI BOTTOM BANK.
AND HERE'S YOUR INSTANT INTEREST.
[cash register ka-ching]
- [jabbers]
[coins jingle]
[jabbers]
- FREE MOOLA JUST FOR JOINING?
YES! - [groans]
I'M IN MONEY HEAVEN! [laughs]
- HEADS UP. WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE.
- WELCOME TO BANK OF BIKINI--
- HI. I WANT TO SEE ALL YOUR MONEY.
- EXCUSE ME?
- SHOW ME WHERE THE MONEY LIVES.
I BET YOU GOT A LOT.
I'D LIKE TO SEE ALL OF IT.
[alarm rings] I'M A HUGE FAN OF MONEY.
OOH! OH! HEY! HEY!
GET YOUR HANDS-- AAH!
[clang]
ANCHOVIES.
[sniffing]
GOOD DAY, MADAME.
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR SAFE, PLEASE.
- SURE THING, SIR.
[alarm rings]
- NOT AGAIN.
AAH!
[crash]
SCALLOPS.
[falsetto] GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.
both: GOOD DAY, MA'AM.
- HELLO YOUNG MISSY.
- WELL, HELLO, MA'AM.
HOW CAN WE HELP YOU TODAY?
- SO FAR, SO GOOD.
- MA'AM?
- THEY HAVEN'T THROWN ME OUT YET.
- MA'AM?
- IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW.
- CAN I HELP YOU, MA'AM?
A WITHDRAWAL? A TRANSFER?
ANYTHING?
FREE INTEREST? - OOH.
[laughs] YES!
I'LL HAVE THAT PLEASE.
- OKAY, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE A DEPOSIT FIRST.
- OH, OF COURSE!
HERE'S ME PRIZE PENNY TO DEPOSIT IN A NEW ACCOUNT.
- OKAY, I'LL SET IT RIGHT UP.
- [normal voice] WAIT!
[falsetto] UH, WHATCHA DOING?
PENNY DOESN'T WANT TO BE CRAMMED IN THERE
WITH ALL THOSE OTHER COINS.
SHE WANTS A MONEY CONDO OF HER OWN.
- OKAY.
YOU WANT A SAFE DEPOSIT BOX THEN?
- OH, YES!
PENNY WILL HAVE ONE OF THOSE.
- UH, THIS WAY, PLEASE.
- [plinking tiptoeing]
WAIT!
CAN I HAVE A MOMENT WITH ME PENNY, ALONE?
- [sighs] MAKE IT QUICK.
WE'RE CLOSING IN FIVE MINUTES.
- OH, PENNY.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
[cries]
[sobs]
IT'S INHUMAN, I TELL YOU!
OH, PENNY, PENNY.
ONE LAST KISS GOOD-BYE.
[grunts] [clothes pop]
[grunting]
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW, LITTLE PENNY.
YEESH, OOH, IT'S A WEE BIT CRAMPED IN HERE.
[keys jingling]
- OH, WELL, THAT LOOKS SECURE.
- WHOA!
- WERE YOU PEOPLE TRAINED IN A BARN?
- [gasps] [heavenly choir vocals]
[gulps] THIS CAN'T BE TRUE.
[cash register ka-ching]
[sniffs]
- [gasps]
- 'TIS TRUE!
I'VE LANDED IN MONEY "NIR-VANNER!"
ME WILDEST DREAM'S FINALLY COME TRUE!
[laughs wildly] [cash register ka-ching]
- MR. KRABS, I'M DONE WATERING DOWN THE KETCHUP.
DID YOU WANT ME TO--
[crickets chirping]
MR. KRABS? MR. KRABS?
MR. KRABS!
- WOULD YOU PIPE DOWN! - SORRY, SQUIDWARD.
I CAN'T FIND MR. KRABS, AND HE SAID HE'D BE RIGHT BACK.
I'M GETTING A LITTLE CONCERNED.
- THAT'S NICE.
AND...INTERESTING.
- I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR HIM.
HOLD ON, MR. KRABS.
I'M COMING FOR YOU.
[dramatic music]
MR. KRABS!
[singsong] MR. KRABS!
[squishing footfall]
- WELL, TIME TO HEAD HOME. WHOO-HOO!
I HOPE TO SEE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
ON THE OUTSIDE.
[grunting]
WAIT! [grunts]
BLIMEY, I'M LOCKED IN!
[grunts] I GUESS I'M TRAPPED HERE ALL NIGHT.
[honk] WITH ALL THIS MOOLA.
[sighs] SO MUCH MOOLA.
BUT NO ONE TO TELL ABOUT IT!
TIME TO RUSTLE ME UP SOME FRIENDS!
[knock at door]
- OH, HI, PEARL.
IS MR. KRABS HERE? - NO.
- PEARL, I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS,
BUT MR. KRABS IS MISSING!
- OH, MY GOSH. - I KNOW!
- OH, MY GOSH.
- DON'T WORRY, I'LL FIND HIM.
- OH, MY GOSH!
CALL HIM ON HIS CELL! [dial tone]
[gentle jazz music]
**
- YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY STUNNING TONIGHT,
MRS. GREENBACK.
[snaps claw] WAITER!
[assumes French accent] OUI, OUI, MONSIEUR.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU AND THE LADY TONIGHT?
THE LADY WOULD LIKE
TO START WITH A MILLION CLAMS,
A SIDE OF INVESTMENTS,
AND HOLD THE TAXES.
I'LL HAVE THE SAME.
BUT WITH EXTRA "NO TAXES."
[sighs] SUCH A FRIENDLY FELLOW.
GOOD-LOOKING TOO.
I'M ALMOST GONNA REGRET NOT LEAVING HIM A TIP.
[cell phone rings]
[beep] HELLO.
- MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OKAY?
- I'M FINE, BOY!
IN FACT, I'M DANCING WITH A BEAUTIFUL LADY!
- OH, THAT'S NICE.
- YES, AND SHE'S MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF MONEY.
- WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?
- I'M LOCKED IN THE BANK VAULT AND HAVING THE TIME OF ME LIFE!
OH, AND I THINK I'M RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN,
AND IT'S MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND.
- I'VE GOTTA SAVE MR. KRABS!
PATRICK! [pop]
PATRICK, YOU GOTTA HELP ME, BUDDY!
- [slurps] - I NEED TO BREAK INTO A BANK.
- WHAT?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME.
AND YOU'VE ASKED ME TO DO SOME CRAZY THINGS
OVER THE YEARS.
BUT BREAKING INTO A BANK...
HAS TO BE THE COOLEST!
[lilting Hawaiian music]
- AH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
SUN, SAND AND SURF.
AND, OF COURSE, MRS. GREENBACK BY MY SIDE.
WHAT'S THAT?
OH, DON'T START ON ME NOW.
I'M SURE THIS REMOTE ISLAND HAS A FOOD SOURCE.
OLD KRABS JUST HASN'T FOUND IT YET, THAT'S ALL.
I'LL JUST...
[laughs nervously]
SO HUNGRY.
[tense music]
- COAST IS CLEAR.
WHAT'S THE PLAN, BUDDY?
- OKAY, FIRST, WE CLIMB UP THE WALLS.
THEN, WE SLIDE DOWN THE CHIMNEY
AND EAT UP ALL THE MILK AND COOKIES
THEY LEFT OUT FOR US!
- WELL, I DON'T SEE A CHIMNEY,
BUT WE COULD TRY GETTING IN THROUGH A ROOF VENT.
IF ONLY WE HAD A WAY TO SCALE THIS WALL.
- LUCKILY, I BROUGHT THE BANK BREAK-IN KIT.
UH...
HOW ABOUT THIS?
- A BUNCH OF OLD SHOELACES?
- IT'S AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO HAVING SHOES.
- I WISH WE HAD SOMETHING STRONGER,
BUT THIS'LL HAVE TO DO.
[screaming] [rope snapping]
- HEY, SPONGEBOB, I GOT AN IDEA!
LET'S USE THIS GRAPPLING HOOK.
[hook clanks]
[tense music]
[plinking tiptoeing]
- THIS VENT WILL SURELY LEAD US STRAIGHT TO MR. KRABS.
- LET'S GET HIM!
[grunting]
[screaming] [thumping]
[crash] [screaming, thumping]
[whoosh, crash]
COOL! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
- NOT NOW, PATRICK, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
MR. KRABS IS RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN.
- [plinking tiptoeing]
[jabbering]
SO HUNGRY.
OH, WHY DID I COME
TO THIS UNINHABITABLE-BLE ISLAND?
WHY DID I DO IT?
WHAT? HUH?
WHY DID I SAY ALL THAT TO MRS. GREENBACK?
I-I MISS HER.
WHY ISN'T SHE-- MRS. GREENBACK!
[claws clacking] WHERE CAN SHE BE?
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
OH. OH, MRS. GREENBACK!
MRS. GREENBACK! YOU'RE OKAY!
I-I WAS SO WORRIED.
I'M SO SORRY.
YOU MUST NEVER RUN AWAY LIKE THAT AGAIN.
[wind whooshes]
WHAT'S THIS? [screams]
LITTLE MISS!
WHAT THE NEPTUNE?
- [inhaling loudly] - A SLIMY MONEY DRAGON!
YOU'RE NOT SUCKING AWAY ME FORTUNE WITHOUT A FIGHT!
[punches]
[vacuum sucking]
GIVE ME BACK MRS. GREENBACK, YOU BEAST!
- PATRICK, YOU READY?
- THIS LOCK WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT IT.
- UH, CAREFUL, PATRICK.
USE FINESSE.
- OH, RIGHT.
[clank] I'LL USE THE FINESSE.
[engine revving, tool clanks]
- GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.
[screaming]
- WE'VE BEEN RUMBLED!
RUN! SCATTER!
SCAMPER! SAVE YOURSELF!
- WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?
[tense music]
- WELL...
- MAY I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING, SIR?
- AH, YES, I NEED TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL.
I NEED TO WITHDRAW ONE MR. KRABS.
- I ASSURE YOU, MR. SQUAREPANTS,
WE RECEIVED NO SUCH DEPOSIT.
[lock clanking]
[door hinge creaks] [gasps]
- I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MONEY-SUCKER!
[vacuum sucking] THAT DOES IT, LIZARD BREATH!
IT'S YOU OR ME NOW.
JUST YOU AND ME.
[grunting]
YAH! [sucking stops]
[evil laugh]
[hysterical laugh]
OOH! * I CONQUERED THE MONEY DRAGON
VICTORY! WHOO!
- [teeth chattering]
SECURITY!
[keys jingling]
[musical splatting]
AND DON'T FORGET YOUR... [sighs] DEPOSIT.
[penny clinks]
- YOU KNOW, BOYO,
THROUGH THIS WHOLE ORDEAL,
I'VE LEARNED A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT GREED.
A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT ISOLATION.
[chuckles] EVEN A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZE, THROUGH IT ALL?
- THAT YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON FREEDOM?
- BARNACLES, NO, BOY!
I REALIZE THAT THEY DIDN'T PAY INTEREST ON ME DEPOSIT!
HEY, YOU CHEAPSKATES!
GIMME ME INTEREST!
[penny clinks]
WELL!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
I DOUBLED ME MONEY.
[chortles]
[lilting ukulele music]