- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- * OHH...
* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * SPONGEBOB
* SQUAREPANTS!
[laughing]
[flute tune]
- [whistling]
OH, I'VE MADE A MESS.
AND THAT MEANS, CLEANING TIME!
MY EYES!
MY SPRAY.
OH, NO. IT ROLLED...
BENEATH THE GRILL.
I CAN DO THIS.
NOPE.
A-HA! GOTCHA!
[screams]
AN URCHIN!
[scared gulp]
- NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IN THIS DUMP.
- SQUID...
- WHY DID I SAY THAT?
- WARD.
[phone rings]
- KRUSTY KRAB.
- HELP!
- [yelling] WHAT?
- (screams)
- WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT?
- SEA URCHIN!
both: MR. KRABS!
- WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS?
- THERE'S AN URCHIN IN THE KITCHEN!
- WHAT'RE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
THE KRUSTY KRAB IS THE STANDARD IN FAST FOOD CLEANLINESS!
AN URCHIN WOULDN'T DARE STEP SPINE
IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
[screams]
[sniffs]
THE GRILL IS STILL ON, ISN'T IT?
[all scream]
[all sigh]
- THERE IT IS!
I'LL GET IT.
GOT IT.
- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
GOTCHA, YOU PRICKLY PEST!
WHOA! WHOA-O!
- SQUIDWARD, DON'T LET IT IN THE DINING ROOM!
YOU'RE OUR LAST LINE OF DEFENSE.
- I'M ON IT.
- THIS IS TERRIBLE!
YOU SHOULD NEVER PUT THAT MUCH KETCHUP ON A KRABBY PATTY.
[relieved sighs]
- [choking]
- I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
- WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.
THANK GOODNESS NO ONE NOTICED
[low] THE URCHIN.
all: URCHIN?
[all scream]
- [laughs]
FINALLY, I HAVE A FOOLPROOF PLAN
TO STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA.
KRABS WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE ME WEARING...
THESE GLASSES!
[all screaming]
WHAT IN THE SEAHORSE IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?
- PLANKTON? OH, THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
BEAT IT, YOU CROOK!
WE HAVE ENOUGH PESTS ALREADY.
- PESTS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[screams]
AN URCHIN!
I HATE THOSE THINGS! [snap]
THIS WON'T DO AT ALL.
I CAN'T STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA
WITH THAT VERMIN RUNNING AROUND.
I PROPOSE A TRUCE, KRABS.
I'LL HELP YOU GET RID OF THAT CREATURE,
AND I PROMISE NOT TO STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA
UNTIL IT'S GONE.
CROOK'S HONOR.
- HMM.
IT MAY TAKE A PEST TO CATCH A PEST.
IT'S A DEAL, BUT NO TRICKS,
OR YOU'LL BE THE CHEF'S SPECIAL.
- DON'T WORRY.
[cell phone dialing]
KAREN?
- [indistinct phone chatter]
- NO, I DON'T HAVE IT.
WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER ASKING?
- [indistinct phone chatter]
- YEAH, LOOK,
SEND OVER MY KILLER DEATH ROBOT, WOULD YOU?
- [indistinct phone chatter] - NO, THE OTHER ONE.
- [indistinct phone chatter]
- I LOVE YOU TOO, SNOOKUMS.
HELP IS ON ITS WAY.
BEHOLD!
YOUR CHAMPION!
- THAT PIECE OF JUNK?
- HOLD ON, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN ACTION YET.
I'LL JUST SET IT FOR OUR QUARRY.
NO.
- [Mr. Krabs' voice] MONEY, MONEY, MONEY...
- IGNORE THAT ONE.
A-HA! BINGO.
YOU HAVE YOUR ORDERS, ATTACK!
- [raspberries]
- OH, NO YOU DON'T!
[growls]
MALLET, PLEASE.
[smash]
- OKAY, MAYBE THE DEATH ROBOT WASN'T THE BEST IDEA.
- YOU THINK?
SPONGEBOB!
- HERE, SIR.
- THAT LITTLE MONSTER'S STILL IN THERE.
YOU OPEN THE REGISTER, I'LL CATCH HIM IN HERE.
- AYE AYE, CAP'N.
HERE GOES NOTHING.
- [screams]
ME MONEY!
DID I GET IT?
- UH...MR. KRABS?
- [screams]
- [spits]
- OH, NO. OH, NO.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YES!
OH, MY PRIZED SPINY SUCCULENT.
THANK NEPTUNE YOU'RE SAFE.
- [gasps]
MR. KRABS, LOOK.
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
- I'M NOT SURE I LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING.
- CACTUS? - CACTUS.
- SPOON? - SPOON.
- PLANKTON?
- PLANKTON.
- AW, COME ON!
THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY.
- SPRAY CAN? - SPRAY CAN.
[can rattles]
[spraying]
- [coughs]
- HMM.
I THINK OUR DARLING LITTLE DECOY STILL NEEDS SOMETHING.
- OH, BROTHER.
- NOW, GET IN THERE, PLANKTONELLA,
AND LURE THAT ROTTEN LITTLE HEATH HAZARD
OUT OF ME LIVELIHOOD.
- I'M ONLY HELPING YOU OUT SO I CAN GET BACK
TO ROBBING YOU BLIND.
- DON'T WORRY, PLANKTON.
WE'RE BEHIND YOU 100%.
- THIS GETUP IS 100% HUMILIATING.
HERE, URCHIN, URCHIN, URCHIN.
HERE, YOU DIRTY, FILTH-SPREADING PORCUPINE.
I'M WEARING LIPSTICK HERE. COME ON, LET'S GO!
HUH? WHAT WAS THAT?
LOOK SHARP, PLANKTONELLA.
I THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED.
[gasps]
UH, HELLO.
- PSST! GO ON, PLANKTON.
MAKE WITH THE ROMANCE.
- FINE.
UH, EH, HEY THERE, HANDSOME.
YOU'RE CUTE... FOR A PARASITE.
- [panting]
- SLOW DOWN THERE, BUDDY.
WHY DON'T WE START WITH A NICE, ROMANTIC STROLL?
OUTSIDE, FAR AWAY FROM THE KRUSTY KRAB
AND ITS SECRET FORMULA.
OKAY, OUCH!
HEY!
WHAT KIND OF AN URCHIN DO YOU THINK I AM?
[screams]
[panting]
WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN
BEING ROMANTICALLY PURSUED BY A RABID SEA URCHIN?
A HUNDRED URCHINS?
[lips puckering]
[screams]
- GET READY. HERE THEY COME.
- [screams]
- HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL.
BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!
IT'S A STAMPEDE!
- COME ON, LET ME OUT!
[lips puckering]
MOMMY!
COME ON, OPEN UP!
HELP!
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
- POOR PLANKTON.
- AH, WHO CARES ABOUT PLANKTON?
WHAT ABOUT ME RESTAURANT?
- I HEARD THAT!
- ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.
IT'S TIME TO END THIS MADNESS.
LET'S PUT THIS FREAK SHOW ON ICE.
- HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
THAT SEEMS TO BE SLOWING THEM DOWN.
BETTER CRANK IT ALL THE WAY DOWN JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
- [gasps] IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
OKAY, I'M READY.
- HERE GOES NOTHING.
- HURRY, SQUIDWARD.
WE GOT THEM!
WHOA, GOT IT.
- PHEW!
- SO WHERE DO WE RELEASE THEM?
- I DON'T CARE.
AS LONG AS IT'S FAR AWAY FROM THE KRUSTY KRAB.
- HOW'S THIS, MR. KRABS?
- KEEP GOING.
- HOW ABOUT NOW?
- FARTHER.
[cell phone rings]
- IS THIS FAR ENOUGH?
- NO, FARTHER.
HUH.
WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT PARTICULAR PROBLEM.
[phone rings]
KRUSTY KRAB.
- IS THIS FAR ENOUGH? [animals hooting]
- NOT FAR ENOUGH. KEEP GOING.
- [panting]
WELL, I GUESS THIS IS FAR ENOUGH.
THERE YOU GO, LITTLE FELLAS.
THIS WILL BE YOUR NEW HOME.
RUN! BE FREE!
UH-OH.
- [screams]
SPONGEBOB!
- [whistling]