- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
- ♪ OHH... ♪
♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. - READY?
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
- SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS.
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[jolly instrumental music]
♪ ♪
- [snoring]
[foghorn blares]
[inhales deeply]
[exhales]
GOOD MORNING, DAY.
[humming]
crack!
OW!
I STUBBED MY TOE.
[sobs]
I STUBBED MY TOE!
[cries]
rip!
OH, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT.
[sobs]
- AND THAT WAS AJA BY EELY DAN.
NEXT UP IS LIONEL FISHY WITH HIS HIT, SAD SONG.
[somber string music]
- [cries]
A SO SAD SONG!
- THAT SPONGEBOB IS SUCH A CRYBABY.
LUCKY ME.
I GET TO WORK WITH HIM ALL DAY.
- [wailing]
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA-BOP-BOP-BA-DA ♪
YOW! - SPONGEBOB, GUESS WHAT.
YEAH, I'LL COME BACK LATER.
- HE WAS A GOOD LITTLE KRABBY PATTY.
[sniffles]
I DIDN'T KNOW HIM WELL,
BUT IN THE FEW SHORT SECONDS
BETWEEN GRILL AND FLOOR...
I CAME TO LOVE HIM.
[cries]
IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!
[sobbing]
- SPONGEBOB, WILL YOU STOP CRYING?
- BUT THE KRABBY PATTY FELL ON THE FLOOR AND THEN HE--
- KRABBY PATTY NOTHING.
- BUT--
- KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!
[breathes heavily]
WHAT NOW?
- YOU YELLED AT ME.
YOU YELLED AT ME!
[sobs]
- ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
SO FAR TODAY,
AND IT'S NOT EVEN 2:00 YET,
YOU HAVE CRIED 43 TIMES.
- AND YOU WROTE THAT NUMBER ON A CHALKBOARD?
- YES!
- WHY?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
- OH, SQUIDWARD, THERE'S NO WAY I CRY THAT MUCH.
THERE'S NOT THAT MANY TEARS IN MY BRAIN.
- AU CONTRAIRE.
- WHAT'S THIS?
- IT'S A QUICK MONTAGE OF FLASHBACKS
I'VE EDITED TOGETHER
THAT SHOWS THE HUNDREDS OF TEARS
YOU HAVE CRIED OVER THE YEARS.
- [crying]
[sniffling]
[sobbing]
STOP. IT BURNS.
[French narrator] THOUSANDS OF TEARS LATER...
- [crying]
WOW.
GUESS I DO CRY A LOT.
I PROMISE I WON'T CRY ANYMORE.
- OH, NONSENSE.
I BET YOU CAN'T GO THE REST OF THE DAY WITHOUT CRYING.
- EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.
[phone ringing]
- [slowly] STAR RESIDENCE.
PATRICK SPEAKING.
- HEY, PATRICK.
- HEY, BUDDY!
IS IT 7:30 ALREADY?
- NO, I'M STILL AT WORK.
- HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
- DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD GO THE REST OF THE DAY
WITHOUT CRYING?
- WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN.
- OKAY, GREAT. THANKS, PATRICK.
- SURE.
DID YOU REMEMBER TO PUT THAT PACKAGE OUTSIDE
WHERE I TOLD YOU?
- YEAH, BUT I LEFT IT IN A DIFFERENT SPOT.
JUST ASK GARY. HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.
- [chuckles]
HEY, GOOD ONE, BUDDY.
YOU ALMOST HAD ME THERE.
- [laughs] OKAY.
- YEAH, TALK TO YOU LATER.
- ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU.
OKAY, IT'S A BET.
- FINE.
IF YOU CRY ONE TEAR BEFORE MIDNIGHT,
YOU HAVE TO WASH MY BIKE,
CLEAN OUT MY RAIN GUTTERS,
AND DO ALL MY YARD WORK FOR A YEAR.
- SOUNDS FAIR TO ME.
AND IF I MAKE IT TO MIDNIGHT WITHOUT CRYING,
YOU'LL COME TO A SLUMBER PARTY AT MY PLACE,
JUST YOU AND ME.
- [gags]
- OOH, WHAT'S A MATTER?
- UM, NOTHING.
I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH.
NO NEED TO WORRY, SQUIDDY.
YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.
HE'LL BE CRYING IN TEN MINUTES.
HA!
[laughs]
HA.
- THANKS AGAIN FOR WALKING HOME WITH ME, SQUIDWARD.
- THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.
ALSO I'D LIKE TO WIN THIS BET AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
[snickers maniacally]
- I'M NOT GONNA CRY.
I'M NOT GONNA CRY.
I CAN DO THIS.
- DO WHAT?
OH, MY.
WHAT A LOVELY SUNSET.
TAKE A LOOK, SPONGEBOB.
- [gasps]
- ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
- I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL UNDERWATER SUNSET.
- REALLY TUGS AT THE HEARTSTRINGS, DOESN'T IT?
- MM-HMM.
IT...
[angelic singing]
- [chuckles]
IS THAT A TEAR I SEE?
- OH, WELL, SUNSET'S OVER.
- UGH.
- NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN, NEIGHBOR.
- NICE OF YOU TO HAVE ME. I--
OH, LOOK, SPONGEBOB.
GARY'S SLEEPING.
- [snoring]
- AW, HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL.
- THAT IS JUST SO ADORABLE.
ALMOST MAKES YOU WANT TO CRY.
- YEAH...
NO.
THERE SHALL BE NO TEARS IN THIS HOUSE TONIGHT.
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
- OH, SPONGEBOB?
- YES? - YOUR MAIL'S HERE.
OOH. OH, LOOK.
IT'S A POSTCARD FROM YOUR DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER
SO FAR AWAY.
- MOTHER? FATHER?
- "DEAR SPONGEBOB, WE ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME
"IN THE SOUTH SEAS,
AND WE MISS YOU VERY, VERY MUCH."
- OH...
MY SUBSCRIPTION TO JELLY FISHING MONTHLY'SEXPIRED.
REMIND ME TO RENEW THAT, WILL YOU, SQUIDWARD?
- NO PROBLEM.
- WELCOME BACK TO BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS.
OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT,
A SERIES OF SAD TALES.
- OOH, LET'S TURN IT UP.
- TRAGEDY IN THE PARK
WHEN A YOUNG SNAIL CAUGHT IN A TREE
ALMOST DIDN'T GET DOWN.
- MEOW.
- [gasps]
- HOWEVER,
HE DID...
GET DOWN.
- HOORAY!
- COMING UP,
AN INTERVIEW WITH A MANATEE
WHO DIDN'T GET WHAT HE WANTED FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
- OH, NO.
- AND FINALLY, SAD NEWS
FOR MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY FANS.
- WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
- THEY WILL ONLY BE SHOWING
THE MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY SHOW
SEVEN TIMES A DAY INSTEAD OF EIGHT.
- LET'S WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, SQUIDWARD, OKAY?
- FINE!
- HEY, DAD.
HOW ABOUT A GAME OF CATCH?
- SORRY, SON.
I'M LATE FOR WORK.
- OKAY, DAD.
- I GUESS I CAN STAY FOR A FEW THROWS.
- I LOVE YOU, DAD.
- I LOVE YOU, SON.
zap!
- UGH!
[panting]
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THAT TELEVISION--
ROTS THE BRAIN.
- HEY, THANKS FOR THE TV, SPONGEBOB.
I'M GONNA WATCH IT ALL NIGHT.
[clock ticking]
- IT'S GETTING LATE.
I'D BETTER BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS.
OH, SPONGEBOB?
- YES, SQUIDWARD?
- WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO
A LITTLE MUSIC?
- [gasps]
I'D SAY...
I'LL GO AND GET SOME REFRESHMENTS.
- DON'T BE LONG.
MY SECRET WEAPON IS WAITING.
[chuckles]
- YOU SAID SOMETHING, SQUIDWARD?
- OH, I JUST SAID, "RELAX, AND ENJOY THE SONG".
[melancholy melody]
♪ ♪
- [sniffles]
♪ ♪
- [pants]
- THAT'S A REALLY SAD SONG, SQUIDWARD.
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA CRY THOUGH, ARE YOU?
- NO. - [grumbles]
[cuckoos]
- TIME REALLY DOES FLY WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN.
WELL, I BETTER START GETTING READY FOR BED.
- UH, SPONGEBOB, NO, NO, NO.
UH, WAIT.
- YES, SQUIDWARD?
- HOW ABOUT A BEDTIME STORY?
- NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
WHATCHA GONNA READ ME, SQUIDWARD?
- UM...
HOW ABOUT THE LITTLE ANGLER WHO GOT LOST?
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY SAD STORY.
- OH, VERY SAD.
THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE ANGLER
WHO WAS LITTLE AND SAD.
- [whimpers]
- ONE DAY THE LITTLE SAD ANGLER
WAS WALKING THROUGH THE PARK.
- [chuckles] WALKING.
- BUT HE WAS SAD.
BECAUSE... BECAUSE...
HE WAS LOST.
HE WAS LOST AND VERY SAD.
AND THEN HE-- HE STARTED TO CRY.
HE CRIED AND HE CRIED,
AND HE CRIED EVEN MORE.
AND HE KEPT CRYING AND CRYING
AND CRYING AND CRYING AND...
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU CAN DO IT.
- I'M WONDERING IF IT MIGHT NOT BE SO HEALTHY
TO HOLD IN ALL MY TEARS, SQUIDWARD.
- YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
LET IT ALL OUT.
DON'T FIGHT THE FEEL--
[ticking]
TEN, NINE...
DO IT. DO IT. CRY.
EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX,
FIVE...
COME ON!
FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.
[cuckoos]
MIDNIGHT.
[sighs]
WELL, SPONGEBOB,
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WON THE--
- [sobs violently]
- WOW.
WHAT A GREAT SHOW.
- WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE STILL TOGETHER, LITTLE ONES.
[angelic singing]
thud!
- MORE POPCORN, SQUIDWARD?
- NO, NO.
NO, NO, PLEASE.
- DON'T BE SHY NOW.
I MADE EXTRA.
- [sniffles]
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT. LET IT OUT.
YOU CAN CRY ALL YOU WANT.
YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS HERE.
- [cries]
[lively accordion music]
♪ ♪
[bell ringing]
[cheering]
- HAVE A GOOD SUMMER VACATION, CLASS.
I'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT FALL.
WELL, HOPEFULLY NOT ALL OF YOU.
TIME TO VAMOOSE.
- OH, MRS. PUFF?
- WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
- MRS. PUFF?
- COME ON.
- I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- AH-HAH!
- MRS. PUFF?
- GET AWAY FROM ME.
[panting]
[engine grinding]
- OH, MRS. PUFF?
- I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
[whimpers]
[engine turns over]
[tires squeal]
- PHEW.
I LOST HIM.
- MRS. PUFF?
- [screams]
- CAN I GIVE YOU MY NOTE NOW?
- WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?
[gasps]
- HELP.
- OH, DEAR. OF COURSE I'LL HELP.
[engine revs]
smack!
- MRS. PUFF, DON'T FORGET TO READ THE NOTE!
- WHY WON'T HE JUST LE--
[screams]
WHOA!
crash!
AH!
OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.
IF MY PAROLE OFFICER FINDS OUT, I DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
I'LL BE SENTENCED FOR LIFE THIS TIME.
- HMM, QUITE A CONUNDRUM YOU HAVE HERE.
IT WOULD BE A CRYING SHAME TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE
IF THIS INFORMATION WERE TO LEAK OUT TO THE AUTHORITIES.
- OH, PLEASE, DON'T TELL THE POLICE.
I'LL BE A DEAD MAN IF I GET CAUGHT.
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
- IT'S GONNA COST A FORTUNE
TO GET THIS FIXED...
THANKS TO YOU.
- OH, GRACIOUS ME.
I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH.
- DON'T WORRY.
I THINK WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.
- HUH?
YOU MEAN WE SHOULD GO OUT ON A DATE?
- UH...
INTERESTING.
NO, I HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND.
SURPRISE, SPONGEBOB.
YOU HAVE A NEW COWORKER.
- MRS. PUFF!
- [screams]
- SHE'LL BE FILLING IN FOR SQUIDWARD
WHILE HE'S...
UH...
ON VACATION.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MRS. PUFF?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- AND SHE'LL BE WORKING UNPAID
UNTIL HE RETURNS, WON'T SHE?
- YEAH.
- SQUIDWARD.
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU,
YOU'RE TAKING THE SUMMER OFF.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
SEE YA.
WHOO, THAT WAS CLOSE.
- IT ALL SOUNDS A BIT MYSTERIOUS TO ME.
BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE?
I'M WORKING WITH GOOD OLD MRS. PUFF.
SAY, DID YOU GET MY NOTE?
- OH, I GOT YOUR NOTE ALL RIGHT.
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WHAT DID I THINK?
I THINK IT CAUSED ME TO...
UH, LET'S JUST SAY IT CHANGED MY LIFE.
- IT CERTAINLY HAS.
NOW SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU PLEASE SHOW MRS. PUFF HER NEW DUTIES
VIS-A-VIS HER RECENTLY CHANGED LIFE,
BECAUSE I SURE AS SNAIL SNOT
CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO IT.
- OH, BOY.
I GET TO SHOW YOU THE ROPES, MRS. PUFF.
HEY, IT'S KINDA LIKE I'M THE TEACHER.
[laughs]
I'M GONNA BE TEACHING YOU NOW.
- PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.
- SHALL WE START WITH THE IMPORTANCE
OF GOOD KITCHEN HYGIENE?
OR THE UNABRIDGED HISTORY OF THE PATTY?
- WHY DON'T WE JUST START WITH MY BASIC DUTIES?
- EAGER TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL, EH?
I LIKE IT.
REPEAT AFTER ME:
"THIS IS MY REGISTER.
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE."
- THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
- NOW, LIKE A SHIP'S RUDDER,
THIS OLD REGISTER IS TEMPERAMENTAL.
SO WHEN YOU HIT THE TOTAL KEY--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- NOTHING.
- YOU'RE NOT TAKING NOTES?
ALWAYS REMEMBER, GOOD GRADES...
both: ONLY FOLLOW DILIGENT NOTES.
- I KNOW, SPONGEBOB.
I TAUGHT YOU THAT PHRASE.
- DON'T WORRY, MRS. PUFF.
YOU MAY BORROW MY NOTEPAD TODAY.
NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH, YES.
THE TOTAL KEY IS A BIT STICKY,
SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE FORCEFUL,
BUT NOT TOO FORCEFUL.
DID YOU GET THAT?
- FORCEFUL, BUT NOT TOO FORCEFUL.
- YOU DID!
DILIGENCE LIKE THIS DESERVES A STICKER.
COLLECT TEN, AND YOU'RE ENTITLED TO A "SUPER" STICKER.
WHY DON'T WE WORK ON OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE
WITH A LITTLE ROLE PLAYING?
I'LL BE THE CUSTOMER, AND YOU SHOW ME YOUR BEST
AND FRIENDLIEST SERVICE, HMM?
- FINE.
- [in British accent] GOOD DAY, M'LADY.
CHARMED, I'M SURE.
- FUNNY COSTUME, SPONGEBOB.
- FORGIVE ME, BUT I KNOW NOT OF THIS SPONGEBOB FELLOW.
MY NAME IS DUKE THOMAS FEATHERMUFFIN,
AND I ENTERED YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS
IN HOPES OF PROCURING LUNCH ON THIS FINE DAY.
- OF COURSE, MR. FEATHERMUFFIN.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT TODAY?
- psst! MRS. PUFF.
IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.
I THINK THIS WILL GO SMOOTHER IF YOU JUST REFER TO HIM AS DUKE.
- [sighs] YOU MEAN TO REFER TO YOU AS DUKE.
- OF COURSE.
HOW ELSE WOULD ONE REFER TO ME?
I AM A DUKE, AFTER ALL.
NOW, I SHOULD FANCY A MEAL, IF IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.
- OKAY, DUKE.
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?
- I SHALL HAVE BEANS ON TOAST, PLEASE.
- ALL RIGHT, ONE BEANS ON TOAST COMING UP.
- psst! MRS. PUFF, SPONGEBOB AGAIN.
YOU BETTER INFORM THE DUKE THAT WE DON'T SERVE BEANS ON TOAST.
- UGH.
THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS.
WOULD YOU SIMPLY EXPLAIN MY DUTIES, PLEASE?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING YELLING AT ME CUSTOMERS?
THE DUKE HERE IS ONE OF ME REGULARS.
AND I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU START LOSING YOUR REGULARITY, DO I?
- OH, DEAR.
MESSAGE RECEIVED, MR. KRABS.
- JUST DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN, PUFF.
- WELL, I SEE YOU HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE GETTING IN GEAR THERE,
BUT YOU'LL BE IN THE FAST LANE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
[door opens]
AH, HERE COMES ANOTHER CUSTOMER.
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN APPLY WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED.
- WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, SIR.
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
- YES!
- ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.
- $1, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
- GOOD JOB, MRS. PUFF.
NOW, ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO SUBMIT THE ORDER TO THE COOK.
- ONE KRABBY PATTY.
- OH, MRS. PUFF.
- WHAT?
- IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED YOUR MIND
THAT YOU NEED TO SUBMIT THE ORDER IN WRITING AS WELL.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE MAXIMUM CLARITY.
- FINE.
HERE'S YOUR WRITTEN FORM.
- ONE KRABBY PATTY.
MRS. PUFF?
- WHAT NOW?
- I CAN'T BEGIN COOKING UNTIL THE BELL HAS RUNG.
smack!
THANK YOU.
ALTHOUGH A SMIDGE LESS RIGOROUS NEXT TIME, PLEASE.
- [mumbles angrily]
- ORDER UP!
YOU'VE DONE WELL SO FAR, STUDENT.
NOW, WE DELIVER THE ITEM TO THE CUSTOMER.
BE CAUTIOUS, BUT SWIFT.
I WOULDN'T GO THAT WAY IF I WERE YOU.
IT'S FASTER IF YOU GO THIS WAY, MRS. P.
LOOK OUT FOR THE BARREL.
- I'LL GIVE YOU A BAR--
WHOA!
- WATCH FOR PEDESTRIANS.
- AH!
thud!
- POTHOLE!
- HEY!
- LOOK OUT, MRS. PUFF.
- [screaming]
- TIME FOR EVASIVE ACTION.
- [screaming]
[screams]
[tires squeal]
[both scream]
ding!
- AND THE PATTY IS UNSCATHED.
WAY TO GO, MRS. PUFF.
YOUR FIRST SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
I WILL HAVE TO DEDUCT POINTS FOR THAT LANDING, THOUGH.
- [grumbles]
THAT'S IT. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
THIS ISN'T WORTH IT.
[glass shatters]
I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED ANY LONGER.
- DON'T FORGET TO READ THE NOTE.
- YOU!
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU I GOT STUCK IN THIS MESS.
UGH!
- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
WELL, WELL, WELL.
IF IT AIN'T MRS. PUFF.
I SAW WHAT YOU DID.
- [gulps] UH, YOU DID?
- YEAH.
- OH, PLEASE.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT. I SWEAR.
- IT'S TOO LATE FOR SWEARING, PUFF.
THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT HERE.
YOU LITTERED.
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO THE STONY LONESOME.
- LITTERED?
[gasps]
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, OFFICER.
YES, I SURE DID LITTER.
THAT'S WHAT I DID.
- YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST NOW.
- NO PROBLEM, OFFICER.
TIME BY MYSELF IN THE STONY LONESOME IS JUST WHAT I NEED.
- TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, MRS. PUFF.
- [laughing hysterically]
ONE DAY DOWN.
2,528 TO GO.
THAT'S JUST SHY OF FOUR YEARS WITHOUT SPONGEBOB.
I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
- GET UP, PUFF.
THE JUDGE SAYS YOU HAVE TO GO TO TRAFFIC SCHOOL.
- OH, WOW.
A DRIVER'S EDUCATION CLASS.
IT'S JUST HOW I MADE A LIVING, EXCEPT WITHOUT...
HIM.
OH, DELIGHTFUL.
- GOOD DAY, CLASS.
- [screams]
smack!
I MUST BE HAVING A NIGHTMARE.
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
[whimpers]
- DIDN'T YOU READ THE NOTE, MRS. PUFF?
HERE, I TAPED IT TOGETHER AND SAVED IT JUST IN CASE.
"DEAR MRS. PUFF.
"I'M FOLLOWING IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS
"AND GOT A JOB AS A DRIVER'S ED TEACHER FOR THE SUMMER.
HEART, SPONGEBOB."
- [shouts]
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
[cries]
UH! OW! OH!
YOW! YOW! AH!
- NOW, LET'S OPEN OUR DRIVER'S ED HANDBOOKS TO CHAPTER ONE.
- [screams]
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[lilting ukulele music]
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