?Are you ready, kids
:KIDS !Aye, aye, Captain
.I can't hear you
:[louder ] !Aye, aye, Captain
♪ ...Oh
♪ Who lives in a pineapple ?under the sea ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be ...something you wish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ ?Ready !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants
[laughs heartily ]
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♪ ,Oh, watch out, trigger she's a proper ju-ber-ju ♪
♪ On a passage from the Dogger Bank ♪
♪ .To Great Grimsby
[Krabs sighs ]
Well, it's the worst time .of the day once again
:[sadly ] .Closing time
Well, see you .in the a.m., Mr. Krabs
,Hold on there .SpongeBob
Take that pile of filth out .with you
:[gasps ] Mr. Krabs
you shouldn't talk .about Squidward like that
.He means this filth, you loon
♪ ,Mm, taking out the trash .taking out the trash ♪
!Hmm, dumpster writing
.The voice of the people
,Up with bubbles" ".down with air
[laughs ]
".Nematodes are people, too"
.Ha, those nematodes
Here's one somebody :didn't finish
".Squidward smells"
".Good"
[laughs ]
?Hmm, what's this one
"...Krabs is a"
?Hmm
"...Krabs is a"
[dolphin chirps ]
Do you kiss your mother ?with that mouth
,Well, sometimes .but not... recently
:PATRICK .Hi, garbage man
.Hi, SpongeBob
.Hi, Patrick
,Hey, Patrick do you know
what this ?word means
:[slowly ] "...Krabs"
Uh, isn't that the red, sweaty guy ?you work for
:SPONGEBOB Nuh-uh, not .that word
.Thatword
[dolphin chirps ]
!Hey
I think I know .what that means
That's one of those .sentence enhancers
?Sentence enhancers
You use them when you want .to talk fancy
You just sprinkle it over anything you say
!and wham-o
You got yourself a spicy sentence .sandwich
.Oh, I get it
.Let me try
[clears throat ]
.Hello, Patrick
[Lovely [ dolphin chirps day we're having
?isn't it
Why, yes, it .is, SpongeBob
This [ dolphin chirps] day
is particularly [dolphin chirps ] .lovely
[How [ dolphin chirps .right you are, Patrick
[dolphin chirps ]
.Ooh, you're right, Patrick
My lips are tingling from the .spiciness of this conversation
.Ooh-hoo, mine, too
[spluttering and laughing ]
[both laughing ]
It tingles .when I laugh
[whistling ]
.Hello, customers
Nice [ dolphin chirps] day ?we're having, huh
[gasps ]
...Did he just say
.Aye, he did
Hey, Patrick, how [the [ dolphin chirps ?are you
[Pretty [ dolphin chirps .good, SpongeBob
,I thought this was a restaurant .not a gutter-mouth convention
[feedback ]
.Attention, customers
:[over intercom ] Today's special
[is a [ dolphin chirps crabby pattie
served in a greasy dolphin chirps] sauce ]
and grilled to [ dolphin .chirps] perfection
And, don't forget to ask us [to [ dolphin chirps
.the [ dolphin chirps] fries
[It'll be our [ dolphin chirps .pleasure
.Hi, Squidward
[How the [ dolphin chirps ?are you
Nice [ dolphin chirps] day
,isn't it ?Squidward
.I don't understand
.That guy's talented
He doesn't have .to work blue
Let's go somewhere .more family oriented
customers ] [complaining angrily
[siren wails ]
?Huh
[gasps ]
!The Krusty Krab
!She's empty
!All hands on deck
Batten the !front doors
Brace the cash !register
Break out !the happy snacks
!Squidward
Where have all me beautiful paying ?customers gone
Apparently the -two barnacle mouth brothers
just learned a new word
and SpongeBob just said it .over the intercom
?Well, what was it ?What did he say
,Uh, he said, uh, well ...he said
[whispering ]
?Huh
[whispering ]
[gasps ]
SpongeBob !and friend
!Front and center
Why, I ought to make the two of you paint the Krusty Krab
for using !such language
But, Mr. Krabs
we were only using .our sentence enhancers
.Yeah, it's fancy talk
There ain't nothing fancy !about that word
,You mean ?[dolphin chirps ]
!Yes, that one
Now, quit .saying that
.It's a bad word
:BOTH !?Bad word
[moaning ]
.Yes, siree
.That's bad word number 11
In fact, there are 13 bad words
you should .never use
Don't you mean there are ?only seven
Not if you're .a sailor
[chuckles ]
.Wow, 13
That's a lot of [dolphin chirps ] .bad words
Okay, boys, I want you to promise me
you'll never use .that word again
.We promise.We promise
:SPONGEBOB Gee, I sure am glad Mr. Krabs told us
that word we were using was .a bad word
Yeah, me, too
because classy sophisticates like us
should not stain our lips .with cursing
.Yea, verily
Now let's play a nice, wholesome game
of Eels .and Escalators
!Oh, boy, my favorite
Come on, Gary needs .a new pair of shoes
.Ooh, eels
.Too bad, SpongeBob
.You got to ride the eel
.Darn
!My turn
!Hooray
!Escalators
[laughs heartily ]
!Up, up, up
,Come on, escalators .escalators, escalators
[sighs ]
.Eels again
!My turn
!Escalators
,Escalators, escalators .escalators
!?Eels
!Es-kee-lators
Well, this is .your last chance, SpongeBob
Oh, if you get .eels again, you lose
...Ooh
,escalators, escalators !escalators
!Ha! Escalators
.Eels
!Bah
[dolphin chirps ]
.Ohhhhh
.You said number 11
...I-I-I didn't mean
You got to .understand, Patrick
...I was trying
What I meant ...to say
Some things .just slip out
You got to .understand
,Don't worry .SpongeBob
.I understand
!Mr. Krabs
!Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs
!Patrick !Patrick, no
.Please don't tell
But you said .[dolphin chirps ]
!Aha
Now I'm going to tell !Mr. Krabs on you
!Not if I tell first
I can run faster .than you
[laughs ]
See you at !the Krusty Krab
[laughs ]
!Oh, no
[laughs ]
!Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs
?What, what, what
!Patrick, Patrick, Patrick
?Yes, yes, yes
,He said ...he said
!Out with it, boy
We were playing Eels and Escalators
,and he was going up .and I rode the eel
Then we ran, and Patrick .said some things
?What things
...Well, he said
?Yes
Well, he said a certain word
that you said he shouldn't say
and this particular word happens to be word number 11
in a list of 13 words that you said shouldn't .be said
.Uh, right
What was that part ...about the, uh ?who now
!Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs
[sighs ]
:BOTH He said that word
you said !he shouldn't
[both yelling ]
Now I'm going to let go of your lips
and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me
,what youse need to tell me ?understand
.Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm
:BOTH .[He said [ dolphin chirps
[gasps ]
?Do my ears deceive me
!You two should be ashamed
Time to take out .the trash
You two need to be .taught a lesson
.I thought I made it clear
--Never-- and I mean never use number 11
.or any of the 13 bad words
Now, the both of youse .wait right here
.I'll be back
What's going ?to happen to us
.We'll probably get 40 lashes
!Oh, no
.I'm sorry, Patrick
Mr. Krabs .is right
There's no need .for words like that
,I'm sorry, too .SpongeBob
Let's make .a vow, Patrick
From this day forth
a foul word shall .never pass our lips
We will be good citizens
just like good old .Mr. Krabs
.Agreed
:KRABS All right, you .two foul mouths
As punishment for fouling the air in me restaurant
with your foul words
you're going to give the Krusty Krab
a fresh coat of paint .from top to bottom
!Woo! Wow! Oh
!Whoa
!My [ dolphin chirps] foot
What [ dolphin chirps] genius
put a [ dolphin chirps] rock !in a path
[I got a [ horn honks !foot here
Oh seal ] ![barks
horn ] [beeps
seagull ] [caws
...Five, six...
[Side of [ dolphin chirps...
...[and a helping of [ honk
.Nine
[Aw, [ seal barks
...seagull caws] grabbin' ]
foghorn ] [blows
.That's all 13, Patrick
[gasps ]
We're going to tell .your mom, Mr. Krabs
!No, please
!Not my mommy
!Wait
Please don't tell !me mother
I don't think her little old !heart can take it
:BOTH !Mama Krabs! Mama Krabs
.Well, hello there
Mama Krabs, he said [dolphin chirps ]
and then he said dolphin chirps] again ]
and he said [seal barks ]
and then he screamed [foghorn blows ]
and he [ airhorn .honks] Mrs. Krabs
.He didn't care
Such a stream of [seagull caws ]
,foghorn blasts ] [bell dings
I have never heard .in my days
.Oh, dear
.My poor, old heart
[gasps ]
.Oh, dear mother
What have these foul-mouthed heathens
?done to you
You two should be .ashamed
Making an old lady faint .with your sailor talk
You should all .be ashamed
And if you're going to talk like sailors
then you're going .to work like sailors
I guess you scalawags .have earned a glass of lemonade
[laughs, imitating Popeye ]
!Yee-ow
!My [ horn blasts] foot
[gasps][ gasps ]
!Mother
?What
It's old man Jenkins .and his jalopy
[horn blasts ]
!.Howdy, Mrs. K
[laughing as horn blasts ]
:SQUIDWARD Oh, how I have dreamed
...of this day
,Mr. Tentacles" ".Professor of Art
What a marvelous opportunity .for the people of Bikini Bottom
Bring me your huddled masses of bored housewives
and I will shape them .in my image
.I'll go down in history
Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it
!in all the museums of the world
Dude, you're teaching art at .the rec center
.Calm down
.Uncultured trash urchin
.9:00 a.m
.Time to let the class in
Well, don't want to keep .them waiting any longer
I'm so excited ...about this
!Welcome to art class
Oh, isn't this ?"Cooking"
.Sorry
.Oh, never mind
.Hi, Squidward
Are you taking ?this art class, too
?SpongeBob
!In art class
Wait! This .isCooking
!Come back
You've got .to be kidding
!This is great
You and me .in school together
So, where's ?the teacher
.You're looking at him
"You are the "Teacher
?"to my "Pupil
.This isn't art class
.It's heaven
.Yeah
Grab a little piece of heaven
.and let's get on with it
.I'm ready... Mr. Tentacles
So... you want to be ?an artist, eh, SpongeBob
.Yes, please
Well, art is not .all fun and games
.It's a lot of hard work
.Okay, first, repeat after me
.I have no talent
Mr. Tentacles .has all the talent
Mr. Tentacles has .all the talent
If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles' talent
.may rub off on me
If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will .rub his tentacles on my art
.Whatever
Okay, since you're telling me you have no prior training
we'll have to start from square one
?or should I say, circle one
[chuckles ]
Am I going too fast ?for you, SpongeBob
?How's this, Squidward
...What the ...how the
?A perfect circle
.Do it again
.Show your process
Well, first .I draw this head
Then I erased some of .the more detailed features
...And one, two, three
.a circle thingy
.Give me that
!Forget the circles
.Oh, nice one, Squidward
.Let me try
.Oh, lookey, Squidward
It's you and me .playing leapfrog
.That's you on the bottom
.Give me that
There is nothing .artistic about leapfrog
What are you ?doing now
.I call it rippy bits
You take a bunch of old, ripped-up paper
and you make .a new picture
...See, you're on .top... this time
Do you want to learn ?art or not
.I'm sorry-- I'll listen
,All right, SpongeBob .pay close attention
.Look at your marble
.Visualize the sculpture within
...Then... gently
?How's this, Squidward
.It's beautiful
...I mean
This isn't !a sculpture
A good sculpture .takes... more time
You can't just .sculpt willy-nilly
...You've got to go by the book
.follow the rules
Otherwise you'll never get past .amateur hour here
Besides, you got .the nose wrong
.There
.Now it's art
.Oh, it's so obvious
I would have never .thought of that
.I'm sorry, Squidward
I came here to learn
and I arrogantly .shunned your lessons
I'll never be a great .artist like you
I don't deserve .your tutoring
I don't deserve to be .in your presence
I don't even deserve .to use your doors
.Hello, there
:SPONGEBOB .But I did deserve that
.I deserved that, too
.And I deserve this
.Good day, sir
.Sorry, class is dismissed
.You're too late
Oh, I beg your pardon
.but I'd forgotten my manners
.My name is Monty P. Moneybags
?The world-famous art collector
.The one and only
Well, what are ?you doing here
I'm on a shopping spree
buying art for .my new museum
.Your search is over
I am Bikini Bottom's .greatest artiste
I call this one .Squidward in Repose
I... don't think that will fit in
with the other pieces .in my collection
?Why not
.Because it's an artcollection
[laughs ]
?How about this one
.I call it Bold and Brash
...More like .Belongs in the Trash
[laughing ]
Sorry, I must have .missed that one
[sighs ]
...Maybe I should be
?Huh
!?What is that
.Wait, wait
...That's not
.Angelic form
.Amazing detail
.Perfect censorship
This is the work .of a true genius
.Hello
?What's this
.This is the only flaw
.Ah... that's more like it
I simply must find .the artist responsible
.He shall have fame
.Fame
.Fortune
Anything his heart .desires
?Anything
.It's me
.I'm responsible
...I can see it now your name
in the world's most .prestigious museums
I am going to make !you immortal
Now, help me get .this in the car
.I could use a little help
!My fame
!My fortune
!My hair
Well, that's a bit of bad luck .right there
But this shouldn't be a problem
for an artist .of your magnitude
You can whip up .another one
.Yeah... no problem
,You know between you and me
this isn't .my best work
Why don't you come back tomorrow
and I'll have something
that will really ?knock your socks off
,Between you and me .I'm not wearing socks
.Yeah, no socks
...That's fine, but
.Okay, see you tomorrow
.Bye
!I've got to find SpongeBob
.SpongeBob
!SpongeBob
:SPONGEBOB ,Go away .Squidward
.I don't deserve your kindness
.Hey, cheer up
I have decided to give you .another chance
Why, with a great teacher like me
.anything is possible
,Don't look at me .Squidward
Don't look .at my shame
These hands weren't .meant to create
.They only destroy
.I can't look at them
.Oh, come on, SpongeBob
You've got yourself a pair of yellow dandies here
and with my help
we'll turn them .into tools of beauty
?Really
.Really
?Really
.Really
?Really
.Really
.Wow
?Really
.Let's go
!Squidward, look
.It's old Bold and Brash
.Give me that
.Okay, SpongeBob
Just do what .you did before
.I can't
.Wait, wait
.Let me help
Let's start with .the circle again
.I did it, Squidward
?Huh
But what about the head
...and the erasing, and the
...I don't know .that stuff's not in the book
...Uh
?How about this, huh
?Remember
That's not in .the book either
!Forget about the book
Look at all this .mess, SpongeBob
What do all these little bits of paper
?make you want to do
.Wait, I know this
.Oh, wait, I think I got it
.There you go
!Yes! Ta-dah
.Okay, SpongeBob
Let's just move on .to the marble
First, an artist must concentrate
.and visualize his concept
.Now you've got it
.I've got to embrace the marble
.Right
.I've got to sniff the marble
.Well... okay
.I've got to lick the marble
...Uh
.I've got to wash the marble
.I've got to date the marble
.I've got to bethe marble
!I've got it
I have seen .the sculpture within
,Here you go .Buddy
,With this tool .I shall give birth to art
.Oh, boy
.One more thing
.There
.Now it's art
Well, what do you ?think, Squidward
Just take it all in .for a moment
.Let it soak in
[squawking and screeching ]
It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph
.is too much for Squidward
.Oh, well, back to the dump
♪ ,To the dump, to the dump to the dump, dump, dump ♪
♪ ,To the dump, to the dump .to the dump, dump, dump ♪
[squawking and screeching ]
...I'm here for the
...What the
Who's responsible !?for this
As of now, it's .hisresponsibility
!Good day to you, sir
You, sir, are
the greatest artist
!who ever lived
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