- WA-CHA! HA!
- AND NOW DREAMWORKS'
KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.
[gong sounds]
- * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *
[scatting]
* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP
* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *
* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *
* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *
OOH! AHH! YAH!
* KUNG FU PANDA
[scatting]
* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *
* AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME *
* KUNG FU PANDA
[scatting]
* HE LIVES, AND HE TRAINS, AND HE FIGHTS *
* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE
* PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING, SOMETHING *
* SOMETHING, SOMETHING ALIVE *
* KUNG FU PANDA
* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS
SWEET!
[traditional Asian music]
*
- [whistling]
[metal jingles]
- NOT A BAD DAY.
- OKAY, GROCERY GUY,
HAND OVER YOUR CASH BOX.
- UNLESS THIS IS A BAD TIME.
- GARY, SHUT UP!
WHY WOULD WE WORK AROUND HIS SCHEDULE?
WE'RE COMING HERE TO ROB HIM.
- I'M JUST SAYING WE'RE FLEXIBLE.
- YOU WILL NEVER GET MY CASH BOX!
AAH!
[all scream]
- OW!
- OKAY, GROCERY GUY, I WARNED YOU.
NOW I BRING OUT THE BIG GUN.
LIDONG!
[ground shaking]
- WHO DOES I HURT?
- [gulps]
- [swallows] MMM.
MAN, PATROL DUTY IS AWESOME.
- THAT'S 'CAUSE THE SHOP OWNERS KEEP GIVING YOU FREE SAMPLES.
- SO? I'M A PUBLIC SERVANT.
- HELP! HELP!
- SOUNDS LIKE YING THE GROCER.
- OOH, HE HAS THOSE DOUBLE-STUFFED LYCHEE NUTS
I LIKE. - OW!
- COME ON!
- HELP! OH, HELP!
[yelps] OH.
- NICE GOING, LIDONG.
KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
WELL, I DIDN'T, LIKE, LITERALLY MEAN KEEP AN EYE ON--
CAN YOU--WELL...
OKAY.
- WE GOT TO HELP YING.
- YEAH. WHOA, LIDONG'S EVEN BIGGER THAN I REMEMBER!
BETTER LET ME HANDLE THIS, MANTIS.
- WHY? BECAUSE I'M SMALL?
SIZE AIN'T EVERYTHING, BUDDY, NOT IF YOU USE STRATEGY.
I'LL CREATE A DIVERSION WHILE YOU FREE YING.
ONCE HE'S SAFE, WE CAN KICK SOME BOOTY.
- [grunts]
GAH.
GAH!
- HEY!
[softly] GREAT WALL OF DOOFUS.
DOWN HERE!
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
[screams]
- THE DIVERSION!
SHH. WE'RE USING STRATEGY.
- AAH!
- [laughs]
HEY THERE, LIDONG.
- HEY.
- IT'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR MAN!
- ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M--PO!
- YOU HAVE SOFT HANDS.
- I MOISTURIZE.
[grunts]
- [growls]
- OW!
- HANG ON, PO!
- CUTE LITTLE BUG.
- [laughs]
THANKS, LITTLE FELLA.
LET'S BLOW!
- [laughs]
- [groans]
PO!
PO, SPEAK TO ME.
PO. PO!
- [groans]
- HE'LL BE OKAY.
NOTHING HURT BUT HIS "BRAIN."
- [groans]
DID WE SAVE THE LYCHEE NUTS?
- YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE, PANDA.
- [sighs] IT'S MY FAULT.
LIDONG WAS TOO BIG.
- YOU DID WHAT YOU COULD, CONSIDERING YOU'RE SO...
UH, GREEN?
- I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TAKE THAT GUY.
- HOW? LIDONG ONCE FOUGHT TIGRESS TO A STAND STILL.
- HIS SIZE IS FORMIDABLE.
YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
- YEAH, BECAUSE I'M COMICALLY TINY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING, ISN'T IT?
- A TRUE MASTER REALIZES HIS LIMITS.
ONLY THEN CAN HE PUSH PAST THEM.
- WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME I PUSHED MY LIMITS.
I'M NOT GONNA BE THE WEAK LINK ON THIS TEAM.
NO WAY!
- TINY PEOPLE CAN BE SO SENSITIVE.
- MANTIS, WAIT.
YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE THE WEAK LINK ON THIS TEAM.
- YES, I AM, PO. WE SAW THAT TODAY.
BUT I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
- HOW?
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN JUST SKIP DOWN TO MOSHU MARKET
AND BUY SOME KIND OF NUTTY MAGIC GROWTH POTION.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
MOSHU MARKET DEALS IN BLACK MAGIC.
- I DON'T CARE, PO.
I'M TIRED OF MY SIZE HOLDING ME BACK.
I'VE ALWAYS FELT THAT INSIDE THIS TINY BODY,
THERE'S A PLUS-SIZE SUPER MANTIS YEARNING TO BREAK FREE!
I WANT TO BE THAT MANTIS, PO.
AND I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.
- [sighs] WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I-I GUESS IT COULDN'T HURT TO WINDOW-SHOP.
- OR COULD IT?
- AAH!
- I HAVE WHAT YOU SEEK.
- UH, HEART MEDICATION?
- YOU ARE UNHAPPY
WITH YOUR SIZE.
YOU WISH TO BE...
BIG.
- DIDN'T I BUY SOME EVIL SHOES FROM YOU?
- THAT WAS MY SISTER, WUPO.
I AM LUPO.
EVERYONE SAYS I'M THE PRETTY ONE.
BEHOLD!
A GONG TAU POTION OF POWER.
- GONG TAU?
WOW. THAT'S MEGA, MEGA-DARK MAGIC.
- I TOTALLY DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT SECOND "MEGA."
- SORRY, SPOOKY LADY. WE'LL PASS.
- SO BE IT.
THANKS FOR SHOPPING.
- HUH! WHAT A RELIEF.
DARK MAGIC IS TOO RISKY.
EVEN IF YOU ARE THE WEAK LINK ON THE TEAM--
I MEANT--
- OUCH, PO. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
[chuckles nervously] WHAT I MEANT WAS--
- KNOW WHAT? YOU GO ON AHEAD, PO.
I'M GONNA TAKE A LITTLE WALK.
- SURE, BUDDY. SORRY.
[snoring]
DANCE, SHIFU. DANCE.
- PO.
- [mumbling]
- PO! WAKE UP!
- HUH? MANTIS?
AAH!
- AAH! - PO, PO, CALM DOWN!
IT'S JUST ME.
- MANTIS?
- HUH? HUH?
- BUT-- WHAT? WHO? WHEN?
- I WENT BACK TO THE MOSHU MARKET
AND GOT THAT CRAZY GONG TAU POTION.
- BUT YOU SAID IT WAS MEGA, MEGA-DARK MAGIC.
I DISTINCTLY HEARD YOU USE TWO "MEGAS."
- I KNOW, BUT THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
THE MORE I REALIZED IT WAS WORTH THE RISK.
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?
AND BE HONEST.
- THEN I THINK...
IT'S AWESOME!
- YEAH!
- GUYS, GATHER ROUND FOR AN AMAZING SURPRISE.
- WHAT IS IT, PO?
- YOU'LL SEE. IT'S AMAZING!
OKAY. FIRST, COVER YOUR EYES.
NOW OPEN THEM!
- HERE'S MANTIS!
- AAH! - IT'S OKAY.
HE USED A MAGIC POTION TO, YOU KNOW,
"BIGGEN" HIMSELF.
- SO? WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- IS "BIGGEN" A WORD?
- CHECK IT OUT--NEW MANTIS CAN DO AMAZING THINGS
THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MINDS!
- SUCH AS?
- MANTIS, HAND ME THAT THROWING STAR
THAT I LEFT ON TOP OF THAT AWNING.
- DON'T MIND IF I DO.
- RIGHT? AWESOME? GIVE IT UP!
- LOOK, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
I JUST DRANK A FEW TINY SIPS OF THIS GONG TAU POTION.
- BUT ARE YOU PREPARED TO ACCEPT
THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR DECISION?
- CONSEQUENCES-- MY OLD NEMESIS.
- [sniffing]
WHEN BLACK MAGIC GIVES YOU SOMETHING,
IT ALWAYS TAKES SOMETHING ELSE IN PAYMENT.
- AW, COME ON, MASTER SHIFU--
[weapons rack crashing]
STILL GETTING USED TO THE BIG ARMS AND STUFF.
- ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?
- I AM.
- WELL, IF YOU'RE HAPPY, PAL, THEN WE'RE ALL HAPPY FOR YOU,
RIGHT, GUYS?
- THANKS, EVERYONE.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
THERE'S A WHOLE BIG WORLD OUT THERE.
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY GIANT CLAW DEALIES ON IT.
[rock music]
- * LIVIN' LARGE, LIVIN' LONG *
* DOIN' ALL THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO *
* LIVIN' LARGE, HITTIN' THE BIG TIME *
* YOU USED TO BE TINY, NOW YOU'RE LIVIN' LARGE *
[scatting]
* LIVIN' LARGE, HITTIN' THE BIG TIME *
* YOU USED TO BE-- NOW YOU'RE LIVIN' LARGE! *
[all cheering]
- THE NEW YOU IS A BIG HIT.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE-- "BIG" HIT?
- VERY CLEVER.
- HUH? CHECK IT OUT.
THAT GRASSHOPPER GUY GOT HUGE.
- IT'S ACTUALLY VERY SLIMMING.
- UH, MASTER MANTIS, HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP NOW?
- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. LET'S TRY IT OUT.
YAHOO!
- YEP. DRINKING THAT GONG TAU POTION
WAS THE BEST THING HE EVER DID.
- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
[laughs excitedly] YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
- I KNOW, NEGATIVE BODY IMAGE--
UNNECESSARY.
- WHAT? NO!
IF WE STOLE HIS GROWTH POTION, WE'D BE HUGE,
BIGGER THAN LIDONG.
NO ONE COULD STOP US.
- DO YOU QUESTION YOUR BODY IMAGE?
- GARY! [stammering]
- 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
- COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO GET HUGE!
- [growling]
[scream approaching]
- [grunting, coughing]
OW. [grunts]
NEW ME'S GONNA TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO.
BETTER WALK BACK.
[breathing heavily]
[groans]
A GUY REALLY GETS TIRED LUGGING THIS BULK AROUND.
[underbrush rustling]
- BUG.
- LIDONG!
KUNG FU LIGHTNING JAB!
- PRETTY SLOW LIGHTNING JAB.
- YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED, FELLA.
HAND OVER YOUR GROWTH POTION, NOW!
- [chuckling]
YOU CREEPS WILL NEVER GET THAT POTION.
- WOW. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, FELLA?
YOUR KUNG FU TOTALLY STINKS NOW.
- MASTER SHIFU WAS RIGHT.
I'VE LOST MY MOVES!
[grunting]
- GOOD WORK, LIDONG.
- NOW WHAT?
- THE REST OF US WILL TAKE A SIP,
AND WE'LL ALL GET BIG AS YOU, MAYBE BIGGER.
HA HA! WELL, DOWN THE HATCH.
[grunts]
WHOA, HEY!
LIDONG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- NO ONE GET BIGGER THAN ME.
- WHY, LIDONG? WHY?
- WHEN LITTLE,
I SMALL...
TINY...
DESPISED.
[laughter]
THEN...
GROWTH SPURT.
[laughter]
RESPECT...
FRIENDS...
POSITIVE SELF-IMAGE.
GOT TO STAY THE BIGGEST.
- THAT IS SO MOVING.
- QUIET, GARY! WE'RE BEING BETRAYED AND STUFF.
GET 'EM, GUYS!
- [roaring]
- AAH!
- MANTIS?
MANTIS! WHERE'D YOU-- [gasps]
- [groaning]
- SHAKABOOEY!
YOU MESS WITH THE MANTIS, YOU GET THE PANDA.
- [growling] - OH, HI, LIDONG.
[chuckles] OH!
- NICE!
- [growling]
- LOOK, LIDONG, CAN WE AGREE TO PUMMEL
THE DRAGON WARRIOR TOGETHER
BEFORE YOU PUMMEL US SOME MORE?
- I'M GOOD WITH THAT.
[Po grunting in distance]
- WHAT? THE CROCS?
PO!
OH!
I'M USELESS!
- MANTIS, DON'T!
- HEY, THAT'S OURS!
- IT'S THE ONLY WAY, PO.
[gulping]
HUH.
I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.
OOPS! THERE IT IS.
[grunting]
AAH! - MANTIS!
- [roaring]
- MANTIS, YOU OKAY?
- DO I LOOK OKAY?
- TAKE HIM DOWN, GUYS.
- [roaring]
[all screaming]
- NOBODY'S BIGGER THAN--
OW.
- GOOD JOB, MANTIS!
- HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD AFTER--
CHECK THAT.
- WE HAVE TO UN-BIGGEN YOU.
MAYBE LUPO HAS SOME KIND OF ANTIDOTE.
- GOOD IDEA.
OH--UH--
UH, MAYBE I BETTER WAIT HERE.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
IN THE MEANTIME, KEEP A LOW PROFILE.
YEAH.
- GOOD THING NO ONE'S AROUND.
THEY'D THINK I'M SOME KIND OF--
- MONSTER!
[all shouting]
- STOP!
IT'S ME!
OW!
- HE'S HEADED FOR TOWN.
- SORRY.
[panicked screaming]
SORRY, EVERYONE.
SORRY.
[panicked screaming continues]
- WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIM?
- GONG TAU MAGIC.
- I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
- MANTIS! - MASTER SHIFU.
- REMAIN CALM. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT.
- WOW. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A RELIEF IT IS TO HEAR--
WHOA!
NO!
- [groaning]
- WHAT HAVE I DONE? AM I A MONSTER?
- LOOK! A MONSTER!
AND IT'S ATTACKING THE FURIOUS FIVE!
- WAIT. DON'T!
NO! STOP!
[roaring]
- FIRE!
- [breathing heavily]
AAH!
- I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.
- ONE GONG TAU ANTIDOTE, PLEASE, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY.
- YOUR FRIEND HAS TAMPERED
WITH UNCONTROLLABLE FORCES.
- RIGHT. SO, KIND OF IN A HURRY HERE.
IF YOU JUST, UH-- - HE HAS LEARNED...
THAT A BIG HEART...
IS FAR MORE PRECIOUS...
THAN A BIG BODY.
- FANTASTIC LESSON.
SO HOW ABOUT THIS?
YOU GIVE ME THE POTION, AND I'LL ASK MY FRIEND VERY NICELY
TO PLEASE NOT EAT YOUR HEAD!
- DONE.
- I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU GUYS.
NOW BACK OFF!
[grunts, groans]
[groans]
- [growling] - LIDONG, NO!
- NO ONE GETS BIGGER THAN LIDONG.
NO ONE!
[gulping]
[growling]
[roaring]
- ANOTHER MONSTER!
- UH!
- [roaring]
- MANTIS! I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE!
SWEET BEAN CURD.
- I HAVE TO TAKE OUT LIDONG FIRST.
- BIG BUG, BIG PHONY.
[all screaming]
- LIDONG ALWAYS BE BIGGER.
- AAH!
- MANTIS!
- [grunts] LIDONG'S RIGHT.
I'VE BEEN PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE I'M NOT
AND LOOK WHAT IT'S GOTTEN ME!
WELL, NO MORE.
ANTIDOTE ME, PO!
NOTHING. IT DIDN'T WORK.
OH, RIGHT.
AAH!
- I'M BACK, BABY.
- DUMB LITTLE BUG.
NOW YOU'RE MINE.
[roaring]
[gulps]
[roaring]
[groans]
- OKAY, THAT WAS DISGUSTING.
- GREAT JOB, BUDDY!
BUT, UH, NOW WHAT DO WE DO WITH A GIANT LIDONG?
- NOTHING. I EMPTIED THE REST OF THE ANTIDOTE
INTO HIS SCALY GUT.
- [squealing]
[squealing]
[all groaning]
- I KNEW YOU'D COME UP BIG WHEN YOU HAD TO.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE? - YEAH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID.
PO, THANKS FOR THE HELP.
- YOU'RE WELCOME, BUDDY.
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT NO ONE GOT HURT.
[all groaning]