1
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<font size="71">Hey! It's loud in here. Right?</font>

2
00:00:16,865 --> 00:00:18,785
<font size="71">Do you want to come
chill at my place?</font>

3
00:00:18,865 --> 00:00:19,865
<font size="71">Yeah.</font>

4
00:00:19,985 --> 00:00:21,025
<font size="71">I have my own place.</font>

5
00:00:22,025 --> 00:00:24,025
<font size="71">We can drink some wine,
listen to some music...</font>

6
00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:26,305
<font size="71">Discuss dreams,
interests, passions.</font>

7
00:00:26,705 --> 00:00:28,945
<font size="71">By the way, I am an NRI.</font>

8
00:00:29,185 --> 00:00:30,945
<font size="71">Maybe I can show you my...</font>

9
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<font size="71">Mom's recipe book.</font>

10
00:00:35,665 --> 00:00:37,025
<font size="71">She is a great cook, actually.</font>

11
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<font size="71">Come to Ghana sometime,
I'll feed you with my own hands.</font>

12
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<font size="71">Hello. Hey! Discount Oedipus.</font>

13
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<font size="71">What are you saying?</font>

14
00:00:43,545 --> 00:00:46,745
<font size="71">Which girl will be interested in
seeing your mom's recipe book?</font>

15
00:00:47,305 --> 00:00:48,985
<font size="71">Are you seeking a bride?</font>

16
00:00:49,025 --> 00:00:51,425
<font size="71">You're on a dating
app. Just be a little...</font>

17
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<font size="71">Okay. Okay. Sorry. Sorry.
I blurted it out in the flow.</font>

18
00:00:53,505 --> 00:00:55,305
<font size="71">Only incest comes
out in your flow?</font>

19
00:00:55,385 --> 00:00:57,585
<font size="71">Talking about my
mom's food is incestuous?</font>

20
00:00:57,665 --> 00:01:01,745
<font size="71">Bro,
don't get stuck in these scripted lines.</font>

21
00:01:02,305 --> 00:01:04,705
<font size="71">Let your body do the talking.</font>

22
00:01:05,185 --> 00:01:07,465
<font size="71">LET YOUR BODY DO THE TALKING...</font>

23
00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:09,265
<font size="71">- Kochhar style.
- Kochhar style.</font>

24
00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:10,345
<font size="71">Yeah.</font>

25
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<font size="71">No. No. No. I was just kidding.</font>

26
00:01:25,745 --> 00:01:27,865
<font size="71">Don't follow this.
Stick to the lines.</font>

27
00:01:28,025 --> 00:01:29,145
<font size="71">Avi is right.</font>

28
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<font size="71">Gandhi,
why are you listening to these idiots?</font>

29
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<font size="71">You have to be yourself,
my man. Okay?</font>

30
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<font size="71">- Okay.
- Girls like honesty.</font>

31
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<font size="71">Have an honest conversation.
Tell them what you like. "Cricket"</font>

32
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<font size="71">What you like to eat.. What
you like to... You know?</font>

33
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<font size="71">- Music.
- Okay! I got it. Okay, so like..</font>

34
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<font size="71">Hey! I'm Akhil.
Ghana's best - Batsman.</font>

35
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<font size="71">My friends call me 'Gandhi'.</font>

36
00:01:52,825 --> 00:01:54,265
<font size="71">My Mom calls me 'Akku'.</font>

37
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<font size="71">r!</font>

38
00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:57,945
<font size="71">Why do you like incest so much?</font>

39
00:01:58,025 --> 00:01:59,865
<font size="71">I'm talking about my
Mom and not incest.</font>

40
00:02:01,825 --> 00:02:05,145
<font size="71">One minute! So I saw
something on the internet.</font>

41
00:02:05,385 --> 00:02:06,505
<font size="71">I can try that.</font>

42
00:02:06,825 --> 00:02:09,505
<font size="71">Hey! You don't have to follow
things you see on the internet.</font>

43
00:02:09,585 --> 00:02:10,185
<font size="71">God only knows what you'll say.</font>

44
00:02:10,305 --> 00:02:12,585
<font size="71">'Hey, look I saw this on
PornHub'. Don't do that shit.</font>

45
00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:13,785
<font size="71">No. You are getting it wrong.</font>

46
00:02:13,865 --> 00:02:16,305
<font size="71">It's 36 questions
to fall in love.</font>

47
00:02:17,185 --> 00:02:20,025
<font size="71">My cutie boy.</font>

48
00:02:22,545 --> 00:02:25,385
<font size="71">You are so cute and sweet.</font>

49
00:02:25,985 --> 00:02:27,705
<font size="71">I didn't mean it like that.</font>

50
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<font size="71">- Why do you need to go on a date?
- Yes.</font>

51
00:02:30,865 --> 00:02:31,985
<font size="71">Let's go to the bedroom.</font>

52
00:02:32,025 --> 00:02:33,745
<font size="71">I will invade your Ghana.</font>

53
00:03:34,745 --> 00:03:35,625
<font size="71">Guys.</font>

54
00:03:35,705 --> 00:03:37,785
<font size="71">We have to do something
about this. Look at him.</font>

55
00:03:37,945 --> 00:03:40,145
<font size="71">I mean,
I am all new and improved.</font>

56
00:03:40,265 --> 00:03:43,025
<font size="71">But like,
we will have to do something about him.</font>

57
00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,785
<font size="71">After all, it's all my fault.</font>

58
00:03:44,865 --> 00:03:45,865
<font size="71">And it's not your fault?</font>

59
00:03:45,945 --> 00:03:48,265
<font size="71">Speaking of new and
improved reminds me of...</font>

60
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<font size="71">Glorified cottage cheese.</font>

61
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<font size="71">Tofu.</font>

62
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<font size="71">This is for my Vegan diet. Actually,
Gandhi should try it.</font>

63
00:03:55,865 --> 00:03:59,025
<font size="71">And you guys should also
try it. It's natural and healthy...</font>

64
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<font size="71">And fucking tasteless.</font>

65
00:04:01,385 --> 00:04:02,945
<font size="71">What are you talking about?</font>

66
00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,345
<font size="71">I don't think so.</font>

67
00:04:04,425 --> 00:04:06,265
<font size="71">You called it glorified
cottage cheese just now.</font>

68
00:04:07,585 --> 00:04:08,705
<font size="71">Yes! But I'm just...</font>

69
00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:31,225
<font size="71">I will make a diet for
him. An exercise plan.</font>

70
00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:34,025
<font size="71">He doesn't need a diet
plan. He needs therapy.</font>

71
00:04:34,385 --> 00:04:36,345
<font size="71">He doesn't need therapy.</font>

72
00:04:36,545 --> 00:04:39,145
<font size="71">You know what, he should be
around cricket and he'll be just fine.</font>

73
00:04:39,945 --> 00:04:42,025
<font size="71">His mid-life crisis has
started a bit too early.</font>

74
00:04:42,025 --> 00:04:43,025
<font size="71">We broke him!</font>

75
00:04:43,185 --> 00:04:45,025
<font size="71">He just needs
some fun right now.</font>

76
00:04:45,865 --> 00:04:47,745
<font size="71">If he can't play cricket,
no worries!</font>

77
00:04:47,865 --> 00:04:49,265
<font size="71">Let's just bring cricket to him.</font>

78
00:04:49,345 --> 00:04:51,225
<font size="71">What are you saying,
Lakshay? Just think for once.</font>

79
00:04:51,305 --> 00:04:52,425
<font size="71">Just look at him. Look at him.</font>

80
00:04:52,505 --> 00:04:55,185
<font size="71">He can't even move.
How will he play cricket?</font>

81
00:04:55,385 --> 00:04:57,745
<font size="71">- Yes.
- Guys, let's try my method first.</font>

82
00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,705
<font size="71">Fine. I'll make a diet
and exercise plan for him.</font>

83
00:04:59,785 --> 00:05:01,865
<font size="71">If it doesn't work out,
you can try your method.</font>

84
00:05:01,985 --> 00:05:03,025
<font size="71">Let's bet 500 bucks on it?</font>

85
00:05:03,505 --> 00:05:04,985
<font size="71">Hey! Stupid!</font>

86
00:05:05,465 --> 00:05:06,305
<font size="71">Stupid! Stupid!</font>

87
00:05:06,385 --> 00:05:09,025
<font size="71">He is going through a trauma,
an injury.</font>

88
00:05:09,025 --> 00:05:10,345
<font size="71">We can't leave him like this.</font>

89
00:05:10,425 --> 00:05:12,265
<font size="71">And you guys are betting
on him? Have some shame!</font>

90
00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,425
<font size="71">You should feel ashamed.</font>

91
00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:14,585
<font size="71">Thousand bucks?</font>

92
00:05:14,945 --> 00:05:15,945
<font size="71">Done.</font>

93
00:05:16,705 --> 00:05:17,865
<font size="71">Done. Done. Done.</font>

94
00:05:20,305 --> 00:05:21,545
<font size="71">Sorry.</font>

95
00:05:28,425 --> 00:05:30,505
<font size="71">Breathe in.</font>

96
00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:32,505
<font size="71">Breathe out. Now do it with me,
Gandhi.</font>

97
00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:33,745
<font size="71">Come on. Do it with me.</font>

98
00:05:34,025 --> 00:05:35,025
<font size="71">Breathe in.</font>

99
00:05:35,265 --> 00:05:36,545
<font size="71">- Bro.
- Breathe...</font>

100
00:05:37,425 --> 00:05:39,185
<font size="71">Gandhi,
come on. We will try one last time.</font>

101
00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,665
<font size="71">Come on. Come on.</font>

102
00:05:44,265 --> 00:05:45,465
<font size="71">Yes!</font>

103
00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:46,425
<font size="71">No, Avi. It's not working.</font>

104
00:05:46,505 --> 00:05:49,665
<font size="71">It's going to work. Just try
harder. Come on. One more pose.</font>

105
00:05:49,745 --> 00:05:51,905
<font size="71">What one more pose? I
have tried six different poses.</font>

106
00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,025
<font size="71">Come on. You have to let it out.</font>

107
00:05:54,025 --> 00:05:57,425
<font size="71">Tantrum yoga has saved lives.
It has saved the world practically.</font>

108
00:05:57,505 --> 00:06:00,025
<font size="71">Come on. Okay. Think about a
pain. A pain that you remember.</font>

109
00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:01,945
<font size="71">'The leg injury.'</font>

110
00:06:02,025 --> 00:06:04,025
<font size="71">'When your balls
had a heatstroke.'</font>

111
00:06:04,305 --> 00:06:07,025
<font size="71">'When Sameer forced us to
watch that Gulzar documentary.'</font>

112
00:06:07,185 --> 00:06:08,865
<font size="71">Think about that and
do it with me. Come on.</font>

113
00:06:08,945 --> 00:06:10,185
<font size="71">Come on. I will hold your hand.</font>

114
00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:19,465
<font size="71">What's happening?</font>

115
00:06:19,945 --> 00:06:21,345
<font size="71">You bathed again?</font>

116
00:06:22,025 --> 00:06:23,025
<font size="71">Don't you want
to sniff your balls?</font>

117
00:06:23,185 --> 00:06:24,425
<font size="71">What the fuck...</font>

118
00:06:24,505 --> 00:06:25,625
<font size="71">Fucking hell!</font>

119
00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:28,025
<font size="71">Who put this stale
milk in the fridge?</font>

120
00:06:28,545 --> 00:06:30,505
<font size="71">It's not stale milk.</font>

121
00:06:30,585 --> 00:06:31,265
<font size="71">- No.
- Did you keep it?</font>

122
00:06:31,345 --> 00:06:33,865
<font size="71">Yes. This is coconut
milk. It is very healthy.</font>

123
00:06:33,945 --> 00:06:36,025
<font size="71">I have replaced all
the sugar in the house</font>

124
00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:37,025
<font size="71">with unprocessed jaggery powder.</font>

125
00:06:37,185 --> 00:06:38,425
<font size="71">It's better for all of us now.</font>

126
00:06:38,505 --> 00:06:39,305
<font size="71">- No.
- Yes.</font>

127
00:06:39,385 --> 00:06:40,985
<font size="71">Whose permission did you take?</font>

128
00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:41,745
<font size="71">For what?</font>

129
00:06:41,945 --> 00:06:43,305
<font size="71">It's better for everyone.</font>

130
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<font size="71">- No.
- Yes.</font>

131
00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:46,705
<font size="71">Coconut milk.</font>

132
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<font size="71">- Now that I think of it...
- Yeah.</font>

133
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<font size="71">It's good.</font>

134
00:06:53,025 --> 00:06:54,025
<font size="71">Yes.</font>

135
00:06:54,025 --> 00:06:55,025
<font size="71">Here, have some water.</font>

136
00:06:56,305 --> 00:06:58,265
<font size="71">What? Is your loneliness gone?</font>

137
00:06:58,705 --> 00:07:00,265
<font size="71">Did you become Gandhi 2.0?</font>

138
00:07:00,345 --> 00:07:02,665
<font size="71">I can taste my thoughts.</font>

139
00:07:02,745 --> 00:07:05,025
<font size="71">What did I tell you?
Focus on your Chakras.</font>

140
00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:05,905
<font size="71">- Hello.
- Come on. Yeah.</font>

141
00:07:05,985 --> 00:07:08,385
<font size="71">Clearly your tantrum
yoga plan sucks.</font>

142
00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:09,905
<font size="71">Now tell me who is next?</font>

143
00:07:09,985 --> 00:07:11,625
<font size="71">- Bro, listen to me.
- Yes.</font>

144
00:07:11,705 --> 00:07:14,305
<font size="71">He needs a few days to
just get into the routine.</font>

145
00:07:14,385 --> 00:07:15,745
<font size="71">- What routine?
- Yes.</font>

146
00:07:15,825 --> 00:07:17,625
<font size="71">Bro needs a few days.</font>

147
00:07:17,825 --> 00:07:19,865
<font size="71">Give him time. He is
doing something good.</font>

148
00:07:19,945 --> 00:07:21,545
<font size="71">Who knows? Tantric
yoga might work.</font>

149
00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:22,585
<font size="71">Tantrum. Tantrum.</font>

150
00:07:22,665 --> 00:07:24,345
<font size="71">TANTRUM yoga might work.</font>

151
00:07:24,425 --> 00:07:25,785
<font size="71">What did we decide?</font>

152
00:07:25,865 --> 00:07:27,265
<font size="71">One attempt each.</font>

153
00:07:27,345 --> 00:07:29,745
<font size="71">- That's it. No exceptions.
- But I have full faith in him.</font>

154
00:07:30,025 --> 00:07:31,465
<font size="71">- If Avi wants to, then..
- Lakshay.</font>

155
00:07:31,545 --> 00:07:32,025
<font size="71">- Lakshay.
- No, Avi.</font>

156
00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,745
<font size="71">Lakshay, actually,
you know what?</font>

157
00:07:33,825 --> 00:07:34,825
<font size="71">Lakshay.</font>

158
00:07:35,145 --> 00:07:36,665
<font size="71">- That's okay.
- It's okay.</font>

159
00:07:36,825 --> 00:07:38,745
<font size="71">- I am a man of my words.
- He is a man of his words.</font>

160
00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:39,665
<font size="71">- Now.
- Now.</font>

161
00:07:39,745 --> 00:07:41,705
<font size="71">New and improved version.
One day? Then one day it is.</font>

162
00:07:41,785 --> 00:07:42,545
<font size="71">- Whatever.
- Good.</font>

163
00:07:42,625 --> 00:07:43,425
<font size="71">Don't you hear him?</font>

164
00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,025
<font size="71">I heard. Tell me. Who is next?</font>

165
00:07:45,025 --> 00:07:46,265
<font size="71">What next?</font>

166
00:07:46,345 --> 00:07:50,385
<font size="71">If Avi is cool with it,
then I would like to execute my plan.</font>

167
00:07:50,465 --> 00:07:51,465
<font size="71">My plan is simple.</font>

168
00:07:51,785 --> 00:07:54,505
<font size="71">- Dude, with your permission?
- Of course.</font>

169
00:07:54,585 --> 00:07:56,025
<font size="71">My plan is that...</font>

170
00:07:56,145 --> 00:07:58,265
<font size="71">Ladies and gentlemen.</font>

171
00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:03,865
<font size="71">Please put your hands
together for our Ghana champion.</font>

172
00:08:03,945 --> 00:08:06,025
<font size="71">Hundred and twenty five pounds.</font>

173
00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:11,345
<font size="71">Please welcome Akhil Gandhi.</font>

174
00:08:14,465 --> 00:08:16,945
<font size="71">Don't stop clapping, Assholes!</font>

175
00:08:17,025 --> 00:08:19,945
<font size="71">What is this?
Please. What is this?</font>

176
00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:22,265
<font size="71">Good boy.</font>

177
00:08:22,345 --> 00:08:23,265
<font size="71">Yes. Okay.</font>

178
00:08:23,425 --> 00:08:26,385
<font size="71">On the count of three. One,
two, three. Applause.</font>

179
00:08:28,945 --> 00:08:32,505
<font size="71">Welcome to your own personal</font>

180
00:08:32,825 --> 00:08:36,625
<font size="71">virtual cricket tournament.</font>

181
00:08:37,945 --> 00:08:40,305
<font size="71">Amazing! Come on! Come on!</font>

182
00:08:40,425 --> 00:08:40,945
<font size="71">Come on!</font>

183
00:08:41,025 --> 00:08:43,585
<font size="71">Gandhi! Gandhi!</font>

184
00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:46,625
<font size="71">Gandhi! Gandhi!</font>

185
00:08:46,705 --> 00:08:50,585
<font size="71">And Akhil Gandhi has
arrived on the pitch.</font>

186
00:08:50,665 --> 00:08:52,905
<font size="71">Here is the bat.</font>

187
00:08:52,985 --> 00:08:55,145
<font size="71">Amazing. Look.
The bowler is ready.</font>

188
00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:56,865
<font size="71">Come on.</font>

189
00:08:56,985 --> 00:08:58,865
<font size="71">Gandhi! Gandhi!</font>

190
00:08:59,025 --> 00:09:00,025
<font size="71">Come on.</font>

191
00:09:05,305 --> 00:09:06,625
<font size="71">- Cheers!
- Cheers!</font>

192
00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:11,385
<font size="71">Do you really think
it's going to work?</font>

193
00:09:12,025 --> 00:09:13,145
<font size="71">Are you kidding?</font>

194
00:09:13,865 --> 00:09:17,305
<font size="71">He wore a new
jersey after four days.</font>

195
00:09:17,385 --> 00:09:18,425
<font size="71">That's a win for me.</font>

196
00:09:18,505 --> 00:09:21,585
<font size="71">Under the jersey, he's been
wearing the same t-shirt for 4 days.</font>

197
00:09:21,665 --> 00:09:23,385
<font size="71">The same one he's been
licking the mayo from.</font>

198
00:09:23,465 --> 00:09:24,945
<font size="71">This is far from a win.</font>

199
00:09:25,025 --> 00:09:26,985
<font size="71">What are you talking about man?</font>

200
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,985
<font size="71">- Hey Bro, Arora!
- Hey Gandhi! Do it man!</font>

201
00:09:29,025 --> 00:09:32,945
<font size="71">Arora! Did you hear
about Mahima's new guy?</font>

202
00:09:33,785 --> 00:09:34,825
<font size="71">My bro is winning.</font>

203
00:09:35,025 --> 00:09:36,185
<font size="71">Why are you cheating?</font>

204
00:09:39,865 --> 00:09:41,745
<font size="71">Who? Is she dating now?</font>

205
00:09:41,825 --> 00:09:43,265
<font size="71">Of course.</font>

206
00:09:43,825 --> 00:09:45,425
<font size="71">I don't know who it is. But...</font>

207
00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:46,945
<font size="71">He's from the BBA batch.</font>

208
00:09:47,825 --> 00:09:48,985
<font size="71">Lucky guy.</font>

209
00:09:49,265 --> 00:09:50,865
<font size="71">I thought my turn
would come after you.</font>

210
00:09:50,945 --> 00:09:52,385
<font size="71">Your turn?</font>

211
00:09:53,585 --> 00:09:54,785
<font size="71">Who called him?</font>

212
00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:57,825
<font size="71">I don't know man.
I didn't call him.</font>

213
00:09:57,985 --> 00:09:59,025
<font size="71">I think I put the message
on the college group.</font>

214
00:09:59,145 --> 00:10:00,145
<font size="71">Fuck!</font>

215
00:10:03,305 --> 00:10:04,585
<font size="71">Are you okay?</font>

216
00:10:07,145 --> 00:10:08,985
<font size="71">When we were dating,
he used to say shit like...</font>

217
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,025
<font size="71">Bro, she is like our
sister-in-law. Sister-in-law.</font>

218
00:10:11,185 --> 00:10:13,505
<font size="71">Now that we have broken up...</font>

219
00:10:13,665 --> 00:10:15,745
<font size="71">I am moving on and she moved on.</font>

220
00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:19,145
<font size="71">She moved on a little too quickly.
But... she did move on. Right?</font>

221
00:10:19,425 --> 00:10:20,985
<font size="71">- I just want to say that..
- No.</font>

222
00:10:21,025 --> 00:10:23,905
<font size="71">Anyway,
Who am I to hold her back?</font>

223
00:10:23,985 --> 00:10:28,145
<font size="71">To not let her fry... fly like a
free spirit that she is. Right?</font>

224
00:10:28,265 --> 00:10:31,345
<font size="71">Just go around, dating guys.</font>

225
00:10:31,545 --> 00:10:32,825
<font size="71">That's okay.</font>

226
00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:35,345
<font size="71">What if it's someone you knew?</font>

227
00:10:36,745 --> 00:10:37,865
<font size="71">What if it's someone you knew?</font>

228
00:10:37,945 --> 00:10:39,145
<font size="71">Is that so?</font>

229
00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:41,785
<font size="71">Wouldn't I love that? I would</font>

230
00:10:42,385 --> 00:10:43,945
<font size="71">fucking love to know his name.</font>

231
00:10:44,385 --> 00:10:45,425
<font size="71">I would. Because
if I knew him...</font>

232
00:10:45,505 --> 00:10:48,185
<font size="71">I would just tell
him that I am fine.</font>

233
00:10:48,465 --> 00:10:51,785
<font size="71">This idea of bro-code,
you know, this idea of...</font>

234
00:10:52,025 --> 00:10:55,505
<font size="71">'She's my bro's girl so I
can't date her.' It's outdated.</font>

235
00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:58,465
<font size="71">How long will we follow old
philosophies in the name of brotherhood?</font>

236
00:10:58,545 --> 00:11:00,785
<font size="71">That's not how the world works.
And I am a new version of myself.</font>

237
00:11:00,865 --> 00:11:02,665
<font size="71">I am Avi 2.0.</font>

238
00:11:03,025 --> 00:11:05,545
<font size="71">I am Avi 2.0. With these
new ideas... New ideas...</font>

239
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,865
<font size="71">Yeah! You did end up hooking
up with Falak at the wedding.</font>

240
00:11:07,945 --> 00:11:08,625
<font size="71">- Exactly.</font>

241
00:11:08,745 --> 00:11:09,385
<font size="71">Yeah.</font>

242
00:11:09,465 --> 00:11:11,585
<font size="71">So that totally means
you have moved on. Right?</font>

243
00:11:11,665 --> 00:11:14,545
<font size="71">Except... it's not quite the
same. Right? You agree on that.</font>

244
00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:16,825
<font size="71">Like Falak and Mahima
do not know each other.</font>

245
00:11:16,945 --> 00:11:19,425
<font size="71">- So there is no way that anyone gets hurt.
- So...</font>

246
00:11:19,505 --> 00:11:20,625
<font size="71">How does that matter?</font>

247
00:11:20,945 --> 00:11:24,985
<font size="71">I mean,
you said it yourself that bro-code is...</font>

248
00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:26,505
<font size="71">I said that. I said that.</font>

249
00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:27,505
<font size="71">- Right.
- I don't take that back.</font>

250
00:11:27,585 --> 00:11:28,785
<font size="71">- You said you have moved on.
- I have moved on.</font>

251
00:11:28,865 --> 00:11:31,345
<font size="71">I have been moving
on. I am moving on.</font>

252
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,465
<font size="71">So yeah. Actually,
you know what? Fuck it!</font>

253
00:11:33,785 --> 00:11:35,185
<font size="71">You know, I read it on Twitter.</font>

254
00:11:35,465 --> 00:11:37,265
<font size="71">Bro-code is sexist.</font>

255
00:11:37,465 --> 00:11:38,825
<font size="71">- He won!
- It's so sexist.</font>

256
00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:42,025
<font size="71">I won! I won!</font>

257
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,585
<font size="71">Hey, Hey!</font>

258
00:11:43,665 --> 00:11:45,825
<font size="71">k!</font>

259
00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:47,545
<font size="71">Shastri leave him.</font>

260
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,545
<font size="71">Gandhi! Shastri!</font>

261
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,705
<font size="71">- Gandhi!
- Bro!</font>

262
00:11:51,785 --> 00:11:53,025
<font size="71">They're all here for you, man.</font>

263
00:11:53,185 --> 00:11:55,945
<font size="71">I just beat him in the
game and he lost his shit.</font>

264
00:11:56,145 --> 00:11:58,665
<font size="71">He is saying that he
defeated him in the game.</font>

265
00:11:58,745 --> 00:11:59,825
<font size="71">And he lost his shit.</font>

266
00:11:59,945 --> 00:12:02,545
<font size="71">Sad Af, bro,
sad AF. Say what, Raheja?</font>

267
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:03,625
<font size="71">Yeah bro.</font>

268
00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:05,905
<font size="71">Fine. Sorry. Sorry.
I am saying sorry.</font>

269
00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:07,465
<font size="71">Lochu, Raheja, Shastri. Come on.</font>

270
00:12:07,545 --> 00:12:08,905
<font size="71">Come on,
guys. Nothing has happened. Come on.</font>

271
00:12:08,985 --> 00:12:10,505
<font size="71">Nobody will annoy my bro.</font>

272
00:12:11,545 --> 00:12:13,025
<font size="71">He wanted to win all matches.</font>

273
00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:17,545
<font size="71">I am done with this game.</font>

274
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,025
<font size="71">I need a drink.</font>

275
00:12:20,345 --> 00:12:21,705
<font size="71">I need a drink.</font>

276
00:12:22,585 --> 00:12:24,505
<font size="71">Are you listening to
me? I need a drink.</font>

277
00:12:26,585 --> 00:12:29,145
<font size="71">- Gatorade. Let's get him a Gatorade.
- Gatorade, yes.</font>

278
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,345
<font size="71">Vodka. Gin. Whiskey.
Whatever you want.</font>

279
00:12:31,425 --> 00:12:32,705
<font size="71">I will drink anything.</font>

280
00:12:33,305 --> 00:12:35,985
<font size="71">Gandhi,
listen. You are over thinking.</font>

281
00:12:36,025 --> 00:12:37,265
<font size="71">It's a game.</font>

282
00:12:37,385 --> 00:12:38,265
<font size="71">- It's just a game.
- Our Routine..</font>

283
00:12:38,345 --> 00:12:40,265
<font size="71">Are you getting me one
or should I get it myself?</font>

284
00:12:47,745 --> 00:12:49,025
<font size="71">What a development!</font>

285
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:51,745
<font size="71">A person who has never
tasted alcohol in his life,</font>

286
00:12:51,825 --> 00:12:53,265
<font size="71">is now chugging it down.</font>

287
00:12:53,345 --> 00:12:55,665
<font size="71">Gandhi! Want
some snacks with it?</font>

288
00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:37,025
<font size="71">Hey!</font>

289
00:13:37,385 --> 00:13:38,385
<font size="71">Hello.</font>

290
00:13:39,745 --> 00:13:40,745
<font size="71">Hi.</font>

291
00:13:41,185 --> 00:13:42,185
<font size="71">Where?</font>

292
00:13:42,345 --> 00:13:43,345
<font size="71">College.</font>

293
00:13:43,585 --> 00:13:45,745
<font size="71">Our College is
closed on a Sunday.</font>

294
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,705
<font size="71">Exactly. That's why. To chill.</font>

295
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,465
<font size="71">You? Here?</font>

296
00:14:08,945 --> 00:14:10,505
<font size="71">Damn!</font>

297
00:14:11,025 --> 00:14:13,465
<font size="71">Sorry. I forgot to
take an appointment.</font>

298
00:14:18,705 --> 00:14:20,825
<font size="71">No. It's not like that, Dhriti.</font>

299
00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:24,665
<font size="71">Idiot!</font>

300
00:14:25,185 --> 00:14:27,625
<font size="71">You think you can ghost me! Me!</font>

301
00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:28,785
<font size="71">No.</font>

302
00:14:29,305 --> 00:14:30,305
<font size="71">Water.</font>

303
00:14:31,265 --> 00:14:32,705
<font size="71">- Water.
- Yes.</font>

304
00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:38,025
<font size="71">Here.</font>

305
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:51,785
<font size="71">Listen.</font>

306
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,025
<font size="71">I am not one of your
one-night stands. Okay?</font>

307
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,625
<font size="71">We kissed.</font>

308
00:14:56,825 --> 00:14:59,025
<font size="71">And you clearly didn't want
anything more than that.</font>

309
00:14:59,185 --> 00:15:00,825
<font size="71">And that's fucking okay.</font>

310
00:15:00,945 --> 00:15:03,745
<font size="71">Dhriti, the thing is that I
thought you wouldn't want to...</font>

311
00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:06,785
<font size="71">be friends with me
after what happened.</font>

312
00:15:08,025 --> 00:15:09,545
<font size="71">I am really sorry.</font>

313
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,505
<font size="71">So you decided to just ghost me?</font>

314
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,465
<font size="71">Do you seriously think that I would
throw away years of our friendship</font>

315
00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:18,865
<font size="71">just because you didn't want
to play boyfriend-girlfriend?</font>

316
00:15:19,305 --> 00:15:21,425
<font size="71">How old are you? 6?</font>

317
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,665
<font size="71">See...</font>

318
00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:29,825
<font size="71">Look, Sameer.</font>

319
00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:35,465
<font size="71">Even when I put
myself out there...</font>

320
00:15:36,345 --> 00:15:38,025
<font size="71">Of course I thought
about the possibility</font>

321
00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:40,785
<font size="71">of you not feeling the same way.</font>

322
00:15:42,385 --> 00:15:44,545
<font size="71">But for me...</font>

323
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,425
<font size="71">Our friendship is the
most important thing.</font>

324
00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:51,745
<font size="71">Anything else on top
of that is just bonus.</font>

325
00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:53,745
<font size="71">Sorry?</font>

326
00:15:53,985 --> 00:15:56,745
<font size="71">Are you trying to say that now
we are friends with benefits?</font>

327
00:15:57,945 --> 00:15:59,025
<font size="71">Oh God!</font>

328
00:16:00,465 --> 00:16:01,945
<font size="71">I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.</font>

329
00:16:02,185 --> 00:16:04,745
<font size="71">To hell with your
'Friendship with benefits.'</font>

330
00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:09,025
<font size="71">You wish you were that
lucky. You're not even that hot.</font>

331
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,025
<font size="71">- What?
- Hold on.</font>

332
00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:13,865
<font size="71">Wow! Your phone works.</font>

333
00:16:13,945 --> 00:16:15,705
<font size="71">Yes. It works. Listen.</font>

334
00:16:15,865 --> 00:16:18,345
<font size="71">- What?
- We have very important stuff to do.</font>

335
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,985
<font size="71">- Dude. Yes. Right. Right.
- Come with me.</font>

336
00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:20,665
<font size="71">No. No. I will tell
you everything.</font>

337
00:16:20,745 --> 00:16:23,025
<font size="71">Was that talking to Dhriti?
Because you clearly forgot that.</font>

338
00:16:28,025 --> 00:16:29,705
<font size="71">- What?
- Come on. Come on.</font>

339
00:16:29,785 --> 00:16:30,865
<font size="71">Lakshay will see us.
Lakshay will see us.</font>

340
00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:31,945
<font size="71">- Lakshay?
- Go hide.</font>

341
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,185
<font size="71">- Go hide behind the tree.
- Did it get resolved?</font>

342
00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:38,025
<font size="71">No. It's a little serious.</font>

343
00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:42,665
<font size="71">Lochu has a meeting
with the college board.</font>

344
00:16:42,745 --> 00:16:44,865
<font size="71">Let's see what happens.
Shastri is the translator.</font>

345
00:16:45,025 --> 00:16:46,025
<font size="71">Hold on.</font>

346
00:16:46,545 --> 00:16:48,985
<font size="71">I was talking about Avi. But what
the fuck are you talking about?</font>

347
00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:51,145
<font size="71">Lochu set the
chemistry lab on fire.</font>

348
00:16:51,665 --> 00:16:53,505
<font size="71">He was playing
chemistry-chemistry. And a fire started.</font>

349
00:16:53,585 --> 00:16:54,585
<font size="71">What else?</font>

350
00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:56,545
<font size="71">His father gives big donations to
the college. So it might get sorted...</font>

351
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,425
<font size="71">Listen. This might come
as a huge surprise to you.</font>

352
00:16:58,505 --> 00:17:00,265
<font size="71">But I don't give a
fuck about Lochhab.</font>

353
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:03,025
<font size="71">I knew it was Raheja.
It's is hair right?</font>

354
00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:04,545
<font size="71">Lakshay.</font>

355
00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:09,025
<font size="71">I know.</font>

356
00:17:09,825 --> 00:17:10,825
<font size="71">Avi.</font>

357
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:13,785
<font size="71">Okay.</font>

358
00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:16,505
<font size="71">So you followed Lakshay.</font>

359
00:17:16,945 --> 00:17:18,025
<font size="71">Why?</font>

360
00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:20,585
<font size="71">Because he is agreeing with Avi.</font>

361
00:17:20,825 --> 00:17:22,145
<font size="71">He's showering?</font>

362
00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:26,025
<font size="71">Agreeing is an understatement.
He has crawled up his ass.</font>

363
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,145
<font size="71">And the only thing Lakshay
hates more than showering is</font>

364
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,505
<font size="71">shutting down the party.
And he has done both.</font>

365
00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:34,545
<font size="71">- So something is up for sure.
- Aww.</font>

366
00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:37,865
<font size="71">What?</font>

367
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,385
<font size="71">That's cute,
you know? You caring about your friends.</font>

368
00:17:41,465 --> 00:17:43,545
<font size="71">We cannot avoid this forever.</font>

369
00:17:44,145 --> 00:17:45,945
<font size="71">Listen. You have to tell him.</font>

370
00:17:46,305 --> 00:17:48,185
<font size="71">And if you can't,
then okay. I will.</font>

371
00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:50,305
<font size="71">No, I will tell him but...</font>

372
00:17:50,985 --> 00:17:52,665
<font size="71">I mean, I wish I could avoid it.</font>

373
00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:55,585
<font size="71">Mahima,
I just don't want to hurt him.</font>

374
00:17:55,665 --> 00:17:58,345
<font size="71">I just don't want
to... break his heart.</font>

375
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,345
<font size="71">I don't know what's
going to happen.</font>

376
00:18:01,145 --> 00:18:02,745
<font size="71">Because of that idiot
Vipul he knows that...</font>

377
00:18:02,825 --> 00:18:03,865
<font size="71">you're seeing somebody.</font>

378
00:18:04,025 --> 00:18:06,345
<font size="71">And as a result I know
that he is not okay.</font>

379
00:18:06,505 --> 00:18:07,945
<font size="71">Even if he pretends to be.</font>

380
00:18:09,945 --> 00:18:10,945
<font size="71">Fuck, man.</font>

381
00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:17,945
<font size="71">Lucky charm?</font>

382
00:18:18,985 --> 00:18:20,785
<font size="71">Kochhar doesn't believe in luck.</font>

383
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,265
<font size="71">Avi had gifted it to me.</font>

384
00:18:23,345 --> 00:18:25,545
<font size="71">Hmm! Doesn't believe in luck.</font>

385
00:18:25,665 --> 00:18:26,745
<font size="71">But didn't buy a new car</font>

386
00:18:26,825 --> 00:18:28,745
<font size="71">because mercury
was in retrograde.</font>

387
00:18:28,945 --> 00:18:30,545
<font size="71">How's that my fault?</font>

388
00:18:31,025 --> 00:18:35,545
<font size="71">It's mom logic. You
cannot fight with mom logic.</font>

389
00:18:35,945 --> 00:18:37,185
<font size="71">You're such a cutu!</font>

390
00:18:37,305 --> 00:18:38,785
<font size="71">Hold on. Hold on.</font>

391
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,865
<font size="71">I give you three options.</font>

392
00:18:41,345 --> 00:18:42,185
<font size="71">Handsome.</font>

393
00:18:42,305 --> 00:18:42,825
<font size="71">Hot.</font>

394
00:18:42,985 --> 00:18:44,265
<font size="71">Beautiful.</font>

395
00:18:44,345 --> 00:18:45,865
<font size="71">- Cutu!
- No Man! I'm not a cut...</font>

396
00:18:48,865 --> 00:18:51,305
<font size="71">I knew it. I fucking knew it.</font>

397
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:53,465
<font size="71">If I had a penny for every
time I guessed something right</font>

398
00:18:53,545 --> 00:18:55,865
<font size="71">- I would be a...
- You would still be a very selfish person.</font>

399
00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:57,385
<font size="71">Stop massaging your ego. Okay?</font>

400
00:18:57,465 --> 00:18:58,865
<font size="71">Can't they be friends?</font>

401
00:19:02,945 --> 00:19:04,385
<font size="71">Friends.</font>

402
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,305
<font size="71">Such good friends they are.</font>

403
00:19:07,385 --> 00:19:09,025
<font size="71">Deep friendship.</font>

404
00:19:09,145 --> 00:19:11,305
<font size="71">I had offered this kind
of a friendship to you too.</font>

405
00:19:12,505 --> 00:19:14,425
<font size="71">- Right?
- Hey! Over-thinker!</font>

406
00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:16,305
<font size="71">Does it even get hard?</font>

407
00:19:17,785 --> 00:19:20,025
<font size="71">- What are we going to do now?
- I didn't think of that.</font>

408
00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:00,625
<font size="71">All set, Lloyd?</font>

409
00:20:02,145 --> 00:20:03,665
<font size="71">Hm? Gandhi's just coming up.</font>

410
00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:05,585
<font size="71">Pen. Notebook.</font>

411
00:20:06,265 --> 00:20:07,385
<font size="71">Everything is set.</font>

412
00:20:10,705 --> 00:20:11,705
<font size="71">Gandhi.</font>

413
00:20:12,825 --> 00:20:13,825
<font size="71">How are you?</font>

414
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,305
<font size="71">Come.</font>

415
00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:16,505
<font size="71">What happened?</font>

416
00:20:16,585 --> 00:20:18,545
<font size="71">Come. Come. Sit.</font>

417
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:19,985
<font size="71">Come.</font>

418
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:22,425
<font size="71">Sit here.</font>

419
00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:25,785
<font size="71">Want some water?</font>

420
00:20:26,985 --> 00:20:28,025
<font size="71">Water?</font>

421
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,785
<font size="71">Okay. Gandhi, Lloyd.</font>

422
00:20:37,865 --> 00:20:39,585
<font size="71">Lloyd, this is Gandhi.</font>

423
00:20:42,865 --> 00:20:45,145
<font size="71">Hi, Lloyd.</font>

424
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:48,145
<font size="71">Okay. Let's start.</font>

425
00:20:50,545 --> 00:20:54,025
<font size="71">So Gandhi,
we have found the solution to your problem.</font>

426
00:20:54,585 --> 00:20:58,265
<font size="71">We believe the solution
to your problem is therapy.</font>

427
00:21:00,745 --> 00:21:01,825
<font size="71">What happened?</font>

428
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:03,785
<font size="71">What happened?</font>

429
00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:06,505
<font size="71">Hey! What happened? Listen.</font>

430
00:21:06,785 --> 00:21:08,545
<font size="71">I don't need therapy.</font>

431
00:21:10,425 --> 00:21:12,785
<font size="71">Besides I don't think
you are qualified enough.</font>

432
00:21:12,865 --> 00:21:14,545
<font size="71">No. I won't be your therapist.</font>

433
00:21:15,265 --> 00:21:17,265
<font size="71">I won't do it. I will
simply translate it.</font>

434
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,945
<font size="71">Lloyd will conduct
today's therapy.</font>

435
00:21:21,385 --> 00:21:24,705
<font size="71">Please. Please,
Gandhi. Believe me.</font>

436
00:21:25,305 --> 00:21:26,305
<font size="71">Come.</font>

437
00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:31,265
<font size="71">Come.</font>

438
00:21:31,945 --> 00:21:33,665
<font size="71">Yes. Let's start.</font>

439
00:21:35,145 --> 00:21:36,265
<font size="71">Yes, Lloyd.</font>

440
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,345
<font size="71">Yes.</font>

441
00:21:38,425 --> 00:21:42,185
<font size="71">Okay. So Lloyd is asking you
how you're feeling after your injury.</font>

442
00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:47,465
<font size="71">- Lloyd is asking?
- Yes. That's what he just said.</font>

443
00:21:49,705 --> 00:21:50,985
<font size="71">This sofa?</font>

444
00:21:52,505 --> 00:21:53,505
<font size="71">Gandhi.</font>

445
00:21:53,705 --> 00:21:54,705
<font size="71">Look.</font>

446
00:21:54,985 --> 00:21:57,865
<font size="71">You will have to believe
in the process for it to work.</font>

447
00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,425
<font size="71">Please.</font>

448
00:21:59,705 --> 00:22:02,025
<font size="71">- Like Homeopathy.
- Exactly.</font>

449
00:22:06,305 --> 00:22:07,385
<font size="71">I can't.</font>

450
00:22:13,825 --> 00:22:15,185
<font size="71">"Avoidance tactics."</font>

451
00:22:15,305 --> 00:22:17,985
<font size="71">See, Lloyd is also saying that you
will have to answer the question.</font>

452
00:22:18,025 --> 00:22:19,185
<font size="71">Please. It's a request.</font>

453
00:22:19,345 --> 00:22:20,385
<font size="71">Answer what?</font>

454
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,745
<font size="71">That how are you feeling after this injury,
emotionally?</font>

455
00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:25,665
<font size="71">I don't know. I
missed my selections.</font>

456
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,185
<font size="71">And I am disappointed.</font>

457
00:22:32,825 --> 00:22:33,625
<font size="71">What is he saying now?</font>

458
00:22:33,705 --> 00:22:37,145
<font size="71">Moron! Idiot! Liar!</font>

459
00:22:37,665 --> 00:22:38,945
<font size="71">He doesn't believe you.</font>

460
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,545
<font size="71">He is good at this.</font>

461
00:22:40,705 --> 00:22:44,025
<font size="71">Please. Please. Please.
Trust the process. Please.</font>

462
00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:46,545
<font size="71">Why would I lie
to a fucking sofa?</font>

463
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,865
<font size="71">- Did you just...
- Sofa.</font>

464
00:22:54,025 --> 00:22:55,625
<font size="71">I understand, Lloyd. Yes.</font>

465
00:22:55,745 --> 00:22:56,825
<font size="71">I am calm.</font>

466
00:22:57,705 --> 00:22:59,145
<font size="71">What the fuck is he saying now?</font>

467
00:22:59,265 --> 00:23:03,345
<font size="71">He is saying that your
injury is good for you.</font>

468
00:23:03,665 --> 00:23:04,985
<font size="71">And you know that.</font>

469
00:23:06,705 --> 00:23:07,665
<font size="71">That's not true.</font>

470
00:23:07,745 --> 00:23:09,425
<font size="71">But that's what Lloyd is saying.</font>

471
00:23:09,985 --> 00:23:12,865
<font size="71">He is not lying. He is really good at this,
Gandhi.</font>

472
00:23:12,945 --> 00:23:14,025
<font size="71">Believe me.</font>

473
00:23:19,025 --> 00:23:20,865
<font size="71">Thanks for the advice, Lloyd.</font>

474
00:23:24,025 --> 00:23:25,265
<font size="71">Yes.</font>

475
00:23:26,425 --> 00:23:28,145
<font size="71">Oh wait. What's that?</font>

476
00:23:28,225 --> 00:23:29,825
<font size="71">- What?
- No.</font>

477
00:23:30,945 --> 00:23:32,945
<font size="71">- You can't hear him.
- Okay. Okay.</font>

478
00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:37,265
<font size="71">I should drown my
sorrows in alcohol and pot?</font>

479
00:23:37,345 --> 00:23:38,585
<font size="71">What?</font>

480
00:23:38,825 --> 00:23:40,025
<font size="71">Thanks for the advice, Lloyd.</font>

481
00:23:40,145 --> 00:23:41,625
<font size="71">You are much better
than Homeopathy.</font>

482
00:23:41,745 --> 00:23:43,465
<font size="71">Hello. Hello. What is
this behavior? You can't...</font>

483
00:23:43,545 --> 00:23:44,945
<font size="71">Great advice, Lloyd.</font>

484
00:23:45,025 --> 00:23:47,345
<font size="71">You are better than
your lonely poet friend.</font>

485
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:48,305
<font size="71">Gandhi, what...</font>

486
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,705
<font size="71">Fuck you!</font>

487
00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:51,385
<font size="71">And fuck...</font>

488
00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:53,025
<font size="71">No.</font>

489
00:23:54,385 --> 00:23:56,585
<font size="71">I am sorry,
Lloyd. I didn't mean it.</font>

490
00:23:57,025 --> 00:23:58,585
<font size="71">Fuck you!</font>

491
00:23:58,945 --> 00:24:00,745
<font size="71">You need a therapist.</font>

492
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:02,585
<font size="71">- Lloyd...
- Gandhi?</font>

493
00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:08,825
<font size="71">Lloyd, I am so sorry.</font>

494
00:24:09,025 --> 00:24:11,585
<font size="71">- I love you. If he said something...
- What happened to him?</font>

495
00:24:12,305 --> 00:24:13,585
<font size="71">Did you recite a poem to him?</font>

496
00:24:14,665 --> 00:24:15,825
<font size="71">I'm just kidding.</font>

497
00:24:16,545 --> 00:24:17,585
<font size="71">Listen.</font>

498
00:24:18,265 --> 00:24:20,025
<font size="71">I want to talk to you.</font>

499
00:24:21,145 --> 00:24:26,665
<font size="71">It's serious, but not important.</font>

500
00:24:28,345 --> 00:24:30,985
<font size="71">No. Actually, It's important,
but not serious.</font>

501
00:24:36,465 --> 00:24:38,305
<font size="71">It's serious and important,
both.</font>

502
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,945
<font size="71">You can talk in front
of him. He's family.</font>

503
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:50,465
<font size="71">Okay.</font>

504
00:24:50,545 --> 00:24:51,745
<font size="71">Hey!</font>

505
00:24:52,305 --> 00:24:53,665
<font size="71">- It's about...
- Mahima.</font>

506
00:24:54,265 --> 00:24:57,025
<font size="71">- Fuck...
- Bro! What happened to Gandhi?</font>

507
00:24:57,025 --> 00:24:58,745
<font size="71">He just ran away.</font>

508
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:01,865
<font size="71">What the fuck are
you guys doing?</font>

509
00:25:02,465 --> 00:25:05,585
<font size="71">I was just discussing
it with Sameer...</font>

510
00:25:05,665 --> 00:25:07,665
<font size="71">that perhaps Gandhi didn't
like his therapy session.</font>

511
00:25:07,745 --> 00:25:09,185
<font size="71">That's why Gandhi
must have left.</font>

512
00:25:09,265 --> 00:25:11,505
<font size="71">What do you mean by run
away? How far will a cripple run?</font>

513
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:15,665
<font size="71">Yes, Lochhab.</font>

514
00:25:15,745 --> 00:25:17,025
<font size="71">- We'd come to pick you
up. Found Gandhi instead.</font>

515
00:25:17,185 --> 00:25:17,625
<font size="71">What?</font>

516
00:25:17,705 --> 00:25:19,345
<font size="71">We are heading to the
hostel for some drinks.</font>

517
00:25:19,425 --> 00:25:20,585
<font size="71">Are you mad?</font>

518
00:25:21,265 --> 00:25:23,785
<font size="71">- He is not in the right condition.
- Come here and get him then.</font>

519
00:25:23,865 --> 00:25:25,865
<font size="71">Yes. Keep him there. Yes.</font>

520
00:25:28,785 --> 00:25:29,505
<font size="71">- Fuck.
- What?</font>

521
00:25:29,585 --> 00:25:31,585
<font size="71">Gandhi has gone to the
hostel with Pajero gang.</font>

522
00:25:50,585 --> 00:25:52,265
<font size="71">Hey!</font>

523
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,385
<font size="71">Welcome, friends. Welcome.</font>

524
00:25:54,785 --> 00:25:56,465
<font size="71">What brings you here today?</font>

525
00:25:56,545 --> 00:25:57,825
<font size="71">Dumbass, where is Gandhi?</font>

526
00:25:58,025 --> 00:25:59,985
<font size="71">Your Somalian
cousin is in there.</font>

527
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,585
<font size="71">He's turned the
room into a hot box.</font>

528
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:10,825
<font size="71">Guys. Let me try
and talk to him first.</font>

529
00:26:11,545 --> 00:26:13,305
<font size="71">Bro, you are absolutely right.</font>

530
00:26:14,385 --> 00:26:15,825
<font size="71">I am with you.</font>

531
00:26:16,985 --> 00:26:18,025
<font size="71">Thanks.</font>

532
00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:21,945
<font size="71">- What's up? All good?</font>

533
00:26:22,225 --> 00:26:24,305
<font size="71">Bro,
I need privacy for two minutes.</font>

534
00:26:24,385 --> 00:26:25,865
<font size="71">Just two minutes.</font>

535
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,145
<font size="71">Not cool bro.</font>

536
00:26:29,745 --> 00:26:31,265
<font size="71">- Hey Bro!</font>

537
00:26:31,665 --> 00:26:33,145
<font size="71">How are you?</font>

538
00:26:33,305 --> 00:26:35,385
<font size="71">Here to lecture me
about veganism again?</font>

539
00:26:38,145 --> 00:26:39,585
<font size="71">I have come to say sorry.</font>

540
00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:41,345
<font size="71">In fact,
all three of us have come to say sorry.</font>

541
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,025
<font size="71">- Sorry.
- Sorry.</font>

542
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:47,985
<font size="71">Listen. I know we
went a bit overboard.</font>

543
00:26:48,505 --> 00:26:50,425
<font size="71">And I am really sorry for that.</font>

544
00:26:53,385 --> 00:26:54,585
<font size="71">Come on.</font>

545
00:27:04,185 --> 00:27:05,345
<font size="71">Just clarifying,</font>

546
00:27:06,545 --> 00:27:08,025
<font size="71">Mahima and I are friends.</font>

547
00:27:08,025 --> 00:27:10,185
<font size="71">If there is some confusion...</font>

548
00:27:10,465 --> 00:27:11,785
<font size="71">There shouldn't be any confusion,
as such.</font>

549
00:27:11,865 --> 00:27:13,465
<font size="71">'And I'm Gulzaar's firstborn.'</font>

550
00:27:21,425 --> 00:27:23,625
<font size="71">I think we should
give them privacy.</font>

551
00:27:23,865 --> 00:27:24,945
<font size="71">Definitely!</font>

552
00:27:26,585 --> 00:27:28,305
<font size="71">Let them have a moment.</font>

553
00:27:28,545 --> 00:27:30,985
<font size="71">We can go out and talk.</font>

554
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,745
<font size="71">What's the use of standing here?</font>

555
00:27:33,825 --> 00:27:36,305
<font size="71">Going overboard
wasn't the problem...</font>

556
00:27:39,145 --> 00:27:41,945
<font size="71">But you didn't ask me even
once what I wanted to do.</font>

557
00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:47,945
<font size="71">You started dealing with
my problems yourself.</font>

558
00:27:52,465 --> 00:27:54,625
<font size="71">You're right,
Gandhi. You are absolutely right.</font>

559
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:59,385
<font size="71">Everybody has their own
way of dealing with problems.</font>

560
00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:01,025
<font size="71">And we never
gave you that space.</font>

561
00:28:01,025 --> 00:28:04,025
<font size="71">And that's just wrong.</font>

562
00:28:05,705 --> 00:28:07,785
<font size="71">So you tell me. Tell me.</font>

563
00:28:07,945 --> 00:28:09,025
<font size="71">What do you want to do?</font>

564
00:28:10,545 --> 00:28:13,465
<font size="71">I have no fucking clue.</font>

565
00:28:24,025 --> 00:28:25,545
<font size="71">Do we need to do this now?</font>

566
00:28:25,865 --> 00:28:28,265
<font size="71">There are some things that I...</font>

567
00:28:29,945 --> 00:28:31,305
<font size="71">I need to talk about.</font>

568
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:35,305
<font size="71">There's a massive
confusion. I mean,</font>

569
00:28:36,945 --> 00:28:39,665
<font size="71">it's not just a simple confusion.
It's a complicated confusion.</font>

570
00:28:40,425 --> 00:28:42,665
<font size="71">There's a big complication.</font>

571
00:28:43,465 --> 00:28:45,585
<font size="71">Honestly speaking,
I am scared to death.</font>

572
00:28:45,865 --> 00:28:47,465
<font size="71">But I am feeling good too.</font>

573
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:49,145
<font size="71">I have butterflies in my tummy.</font>

574
00:28:49,225 --> 00:28:52,545
<font size="71">Do you understand? I mean,
love, relationship, dating.</font>

575
00:28:52,705 --> 00:28:55,185
<font size="71">It's not Kochhar's style.</font>

576
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,585
<font size="71">Other kids start
this shit in school.</font>

577
00:28:57,825 --> 00:28:59,705
<font size="71">But I have only
chilled with my friends.</font>

578
00:28:59,785 --> 00:29:02,425
<font size="71">So I never imagined
it would happen.</font>

579
00:29:02,505 --> 00:29:05,025
<font size="71">And I didn't imagine it would happen
like this and that too with whom.</font>

580
00:29:05,025 --> 00:29:07,345
<font size="71">It happened with Mahima. Mahima.</font>

581
00:29:09,545 --> 00:29:10,705
<font size="71">Now that it has
happened with Mahima.</font>

582
00:29:10,785 --> 00:29:15,025
<font size="71">The problem is that
it's Mahima. So now...</font>

583
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,385
<font size="71">Do you understand my confusion?</font>

584
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:19,465
<font size="71">Whatever it is. It feels right.</font>

585
00:29:19,545 --> 00:29:21,185
<font size="71">But it's wrong
to do it with him.</font>

586
00:29:21,425 --> 00:29:23,185
<font size="71">I've lied to Avi.</font>

587
00:29:23,545 --> 00:29:27,705
<font size="71">So I'm just like confused
whether it should happen or not.</font>

588
00:29:27,785 --> 00:29:29,025
<font size="71">It feels weird.</font>

589
00:29:29,025 --> 00:29:30,825
<font size="71">It feels weird and
good at the same time.</font>

590
00:29:30,945 --> 00:29:32,825
<font size="71">Because when I'm with her...</font>

591
00:29:33,225 --> 00:29:34,705
<font size="71">Do you get what I'm saying?</font>

592
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,345
<font size="71">It feels good to finally say it.</font>

593
00:29:39,505 --> 00:29:42,145
<font size="71">I didn't find the
solution. But...</font>

594
00:29:43,705 --> 00:29:44,985
<font size="71">It feels good to say it.</font>

595
00:29:45,145 --> 00:29:46,185
<font size="71">Thanks.</font>

596
00:29:48,785 --> 00:29:50,265
<font size="71">Sorry. That was yours.</font>

597
00:29:55,465 --> 00:29:57,545
<font size="71">I knew only one
thing in my life.</font>

598
00:29:59,185 --> 00:30:00,305
<font size="71">Cricket.</font>

599
00:30:05,585 --> 00:30:07,985
<font size="71">Now,
that's like suddenly gone. And...</font>

600
00:30:09,745 --> 00:30:11,625
<font size="71">And I don't know
what else to do.</font>

601
00:30:11,945 --> 00:30:16,985
<font size="71">You just had a
breakup with cricket.</font>

602
00:30:19,465 --> 00:30:22,385
<font size="71">I know this feeling because
when I broke up with Mahima...</font>

603
00:30:22,465 --> 00:30:23,945
<font size="71">I was lost.</font>

604
00:30:24,705 --> 00:30:27,505
<font size="71">I had no idea,
no clue about what to do.</font>

605
00:30:29,025 --> 00:30:30,825
<font size="71">What I'm trying to say is...</font>

606
00:30:31,745 --> 00:30:33,985
<font size="71">Bro, it's a valid feeling.</font>

607
00:30:34,385 --> 00:30:36,505
<font size="71">You are hurt because you cared.</font>

608
00:30:37,305 --> 00:30:39,865
<font size="71">Let this sink in. You will figure it out,
eventually.</font>

609
00:30:39,945 --> 00:30:41,465
<font size="71">I just can't figure it out.</font>

610
00:30:43,025 --> 00:30:44,865
<font size="71">Am I doing the
right thing or not?</font>

611
00:30:44,945 --> 00:30:47,345
<font size="71">Am I doing the wrong thing with myself,
Mahima and Avi?</font>

612
00:30:48,025 --> 00:30:49,865
<font size="71">What is right for
you is wrong for Avi.</font>

613
00:30:50,545 --> 00:30:51,145
<font size="71">Correct.</font>

614
00:30:51,265 --> 00:30:53,825
<font size="71">What is right for Avi,
I don't know how right it is for you.</font>

615
00:30:54,025 --> 00:30:55,465
<font size="71">Correct. Correct.</font>

616
00:30:55,545 --> 00:30:57,585
<font size="71">I am not even counting Mahima.</font>

617
00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:01,705
<font size="71">I totally agree that the
situation is quite bad.</font>

618
00:31:02,505 --> 00:31:04,705
<font size="71">But I can't make
a decision for you.</font>

619
00:31:04,785 --> 00:31:05,545
<font size="71">Make it.</font>

620
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:07,465
<font size="71">Look. Listen to me carefully.</font>

621
00:31:08,665 --> 00:31:09,785
<font size="71">You have to talk to him.</font>

622
00:31:10,185 --> 00:31:12,985
<font size="71">Either you tell him or he will
find out from somebody else.</font>

623
00:31:13,945 --> 00:31:15,025
<font size="71">What are you planning?</font>

624
00:31:15,185 --> 00:31:17,945
<font size="71">Will you date her
secretly all your life?</font>

625
00:31:18,265 --> 00:31:19,985
<font size="71">- You tell him.
- Dumbass</font>

626
00:31:20,025 --> 00:31:21,825
<font size="71">You are my best
friend. You tell him.</font>

627
00:31:22,185 --> 00:31:24,145
<font size="71">Put it somewhere in your poem. I mean,
you...</font>

628
00:31:24,265 --> 00:31:26,025
<font size="71">Let me only do everything.
I'll do the dating also.</font>

629
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,465
<font size="71">I'll write the poem also.
I'll come clean to him also.</font>

630
00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:35,825
<font size="71">Whatever way you choose
to deal with your dilemma...</font>

631
00:31:36,505 --> 00:31:38,025
<font size="71">Just do that.</font>

632
00:31:38,225 --> 00:31:39,745
<font size="71">Take your time.</font>

633
00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:43,025
<font size="71">Cricket was your life.</font>

634
00:31:44,865 --> 00:31:45,825
<font size="71">Think about what's next.</font>

635
00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:48,345
<font size="71">Think about what's
the next life for you.</font>

636
00:31:48,425 --> 00:31:50,505
<font size="71">That actually makes sense.</font>

637
00:31:56,345 --> 00:31:57,665
<font size="71">And you?</font>

638
00:31:58,705 --> 00:32:01,705
<font size="71">I mean... how are
you feeling now?</font>

639
00:32:04,785 --> 00:32:06,385
<font size="71">Post-post breakup.</font>

640
00:32:13,025 --> 00:32:14,705
<font size="71">I am fucking hungry.</font>

641
00:32:15,185 --> 00:32:17,465
<font size="71">Veganism has kicked my ass.</font>

642
00:32:18,025 --> 00:32:20,625
<font size="71">I haven't eaten anything
properly since the past two weeks.</font>

643
00:32:21,025 --> 00:32:24,425
<font size="71">Come on. Come
on. Let's go. Come.</font>

644
00:32:25,425 --> 00:32:27,945
<font size="71">Okay. Okay, Gandhi. Gandhi.</font>

645
00:32:28,025 --> 00:32:29,025
<font size="71">Not the leg.</font>

646
00:32:32,545 --> 00:32:34,705
<font size="71">- Oh, my God!
- What?</font>

647
00:32:34,785 --> 00:32:36,705
<font size="71">I have missed you so much.</font>

648
00:32:36,785 --> 00:32:41,665
<font size="71">Bro... taste this. Taste this.</font>

649
00:32:41,745 --> 00:32:44,305
<font size="71">- It's epic.
- I'll take it. Save some for them.</font>

650
00:32:47,985 --> 00:32:49,305
<font size="71">What are you doing?</font>

651
00:32:49,785 --> 00:32:51,705
<font size="71">Lot of food gets
wasted in this house.</font>

652
00:32:51,785 --> 00:32:53,985
<font size="71">I was thinking,
I'll keep it outside for the stray dogs.</font>

