Hey! It's loud in here. Right?
Do you want to come chill at my place?
Yeah.
I have my own place.
We can drink some wine, listen to some music...
Discuss dreams, interests, passions.
By the way, I am an NRI.
Maybe I can show you my...
Mom's recipe book.
She is a great cook, actually.
Come to Ghana sometime, I'll feed you with my own hands.
Hello. Hey! Discount Oedipus.
What are you saying?
Which girl will be interested in seeing your mom's recipe book?
Are you seeking a bride?
You're on a dating app. Just be a little...
Okay. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. I blurted it out in the flow.
Only incest comes out in your flow?
Talking about my mom's food is incestuous?
Bro, don't get stuck in these scripted lines.
Let your body do the talking.
LET YOUR BODY DO THE TALKING...
- Kochhar style. - Kochhar style.
Yeah.
No. No. No. I was just kidding.
Don't follow this. Stick to the lines.
Avi is right.
Gandhi, why are you listening to these idiots?
You have to be yourself, my man. Okay?
- Okay. - Girls like honesty.
Have an honest conversation. Tell them what you like. "Cricket"
What you like to eat.. What you like to... You know?
- Music. - Okay! I got it. Okay, so like..
Hey! I'm Akhil. Ghana's best - Batsman.
My friends call me 'Gandhi'.
My Mom calls me 'Akku'.
F♪♪♪♪r!
Why do you like incest so much?
I'm talking about my Mom and not incest.
One minute! So I saw something on the internet.
I can try that.
Hey! You don't have to follow things you see on the internet.
God only knows what you'll say.
'Hey, look I saw this on PornHub'. Don't do that shit.
No. You are getting it wrong.
It's 36 questions to fall in love.
My cutie boy.
You are so cute and sweet.
I didn't mean it like that.
- Why do you need to go on a date? - Yes.
Let's go to the bedroom.
I will invade your Ghana.
Guys.
We have to do something about this. Look at him.
I mean, I am all new and improved.
But like, we will have to do something about him.
After all, it's all my fault.
And it's not your fault?
Speaking of new and improved reminds me of...
Glorified cottage cheese.
Tofu.
This is for my Vegan diet. Actually, Gandhi should try it.
And you guys should also try it. It's natural and healthy...
And fucking tasteless.
What are you talking about?
I don't think so.
You called it glorified cottage cheese just now.
[clears throat]
Yes! But I'm just...
I will make a diet for him. An exercise plan.
He doesn't need a diet plan. He needs therapy.
He doesn't need therapy.
You know what, he should be around cricket and he'll be just fine.
His mid-life crisis has started a bit too early.
We broke him!
He just needs some fun right now.
If he can't play cricket, no worries!
Let's just bring cricket to him.
What are you saying, Lakshay? Just think for once.
Just look at him. Look at him.
He can't even move. How will he play cricket?
- Yes. - Guys, let's try my method first.
Fine. I'll make a diet and exercise plan for him.
If it doesn't work out, you can try your method.
Let's bet 500 bucks on it?
Hey! Stupid!
Stupid! Stupid!
He is going through a trauma, an injury.
We can't leave him like this.
And you guys are betting on him? Have some shame!
You should feel ashamed.
Thousand bucks?
Done.
Done. Done. Done.
Sorry.
Breathe in.
Breathe out. Now do it with me, Gandhi.
Come on. Do it with me.
Breathe in.
- Bro. - Breathe...
Gandhi, come on. We will try one last time.
Come on. Come on.
Yes!
No, Avi. It's not working.
It's going to work. Just try harder. Come on. One more pose.
What one more pose? I have tried six different poses.
Come on. You have to let it out.
Tantrum yoga has saved lives. It has saved the world practically.
Come on. Okay. Think about a pain. A pain that you remember.
'The leg injury.'
'When your balls had a heatstroke.'
'When Sameer forced us to watch that Gulzar documentary.'
Think about that and do it with me. Come on.
Come on. I will hold your hand.
What's happening?
You bathed again?
Don't you want to sniff your balls?
What the fuck...
Fucking hell!
Who put this stale milk in the fridge?
It's not stale milk.
- No. - Did you keep it?
Yes. This is coconut milk. It is very healthy.
I have replaced all the sugar in the house
with unprocessed jaggery powder.
It's better for all of us now.
- No. - Yes.
Whose permission did you take?
For what?
It's better for everyone.
- No. - Yes.
Coconut milk.
- Now that I think of it... - Yeah.
It's good.
Yes.
Here, have some water.
What? Is your loneliness gone?
Did you become Gandhi 2.0?
I can taste my thoughts.
What did I tell you? Focus on your Chakras.
- Hello. - Come on. Yeah.
Clearly your tantrum yoga plan sucks.
Now tell me who is next?
- Bro, listen to me. - Yes.
He needs a few days to just get into the routine.
- What routine? - Yes.
Bro needs a few days.
Give him time. He is doing something good.
Who knows? Tantric yoga might work.
Tantrum. Tantrum.
TANTRUM yoga might work.
What did we decide?
One attempt each.
- That's it. No exceptions. - But I have full faith in him.
- If Avi wants to, then.. - Lakshay.
- No, Avi.
Lakshay, actually, you know what?
Lakshay.
- That's okay. - It's okay.
- I am a man of my words. - He is a man of his words.
- Now. - Now.
New and improved version. One day? Then one day it is.
- Whatever. - Good.
Don't you hear him?
I heard. Tell me. Who is next?
What next?
If Avi is cool with it, then I would like to execute my plan.
My plan is simple.
- Dude, with your permission? - Of course.
My plan is that...
Ladies and gentlemen.
Please put your hands together for our Ghana champion.
Hundred and twenty five pounds.
Please welcome Akhil Gandhi.
Don't stop clapping, Assholes!
What is this? Please. What is this?
Good boy.
Yes. Okay.
On the count of three. One, two, three. Applause.
Welcome to your own personal
virtual cricket tournament.
Amazing! Come on! Come on!
Come on!
Gandhi! Gandhi!
And Akhil Gandhi has arrived on the pitch.
Here is the bat.
Amazing. Look. The bowler is ready.
Come on.
Gandhi! Gandhi!
Come on.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Do you really think it's going to work?
Are you kidding?
He wore a new jersey after four days.
That's a win for me.
Under the jersey, he's been wearing the same t-shirt for 4 days.
The same one he's been licking the mayo from.
This is far from a win.
What are you talking about man?
- Hey Bro, Arora! - Hey Gandhi! Do it man!
Arora! Did you hear about Mahima's new guy?
My bro is winning.
Why are you cheating?
Who? Is she dating now?
Of course.
I don't know who it is. But...
He's from the BBA batch.
Lucky guy.
I thought my turn would come after you.
Your turn?
Who called him?
I don't know man. I didn't call him.
I think I put the message on the college group.
Fuck!
Are you okay?
When we were dating, he used to say shit like...
Bro, she is like our sister-in-law. Sister-in-law.
Now that we have broken up...
I am moving on and she moved on.
She moved on a little too quickly. But... she did move on. Right?
- I just want to say that.. - No.
Anyway, Who am I to hold her back?
To not let her fry... fly like a free spirit that she is. Right?
Just go around, dating guys.
That's okay.
What if it's someone you knew?
Is that so?
Wouldn't I love that? I would
fucking love to know his name.
I would. Because if I knew him...
I would just tell him that I am fine.
This idea of bro-code, you know, this idea of...
'She's my bro's girl so I can't date her.' It's outdated.
How long will we follow old philosophies in the name of brotherhood?
That's not how the world works. And I am a new version of myself.
I am Avi 2.0.
I am Avi 2.0. With these new ideas... New ideas...
Yeah! You did end up hooking up with Falak at the wedding.
- Exactly.
Yeah.
So that totally means you have moved on. Right?
Except... it's not quite the same. Right? You agree on that.
Like Falak and Mahima do not know each other.
- So there is no way that anyone gets hurt. - So...
How does that matter?
I mean, you said it yourself that bro-code is...
I said that. I said that.
- Right. - I don't take that back.
- You said you have moved on. - I have moved on.
I have been moving on. I am moving on.
So yeah. Actually, you know what? Fuck it!
You know, I read it on Twitter.
Bro-code is sexist.
- He won! - It's so sexist.
I won! I won!
Hey, Hey!
Hey! Hey! Oh F♪♪k! F♪♪k! F♪♪k!
Shastri leave him.
Gandhi! Shastri!
- Gandhi! - Bro!
They're all here for you, man.
I just beat him in the game and he lost his shit.
He is saying that he defeated him in the game.
And he lost his shit.
Sad Af, bro, sad AF. Say what, Raheja?
Yeah bro.
Fine. Sorry. Sorry. I am saying sorry.
Lochu, Raheja, Shastri. Come on.
Come on, guys. Nothing has happened. Come on.
Nobody will annoy my bro.
He wanted to win all matches.
I am done with this game.
I need a drink.
Are you listening to me? I need a drink.
- Gatorade. Let's get him a Gatorade. - Gatorade, yes.
Vodka. Gin. Whiskey. Whatever you want.
I will drink anything.
Gandhi, listen. You are over thinking.
It's a game.
- It's just a game. - Our Routine..
Are you getting me one or should I get it myself?
What a development!
A person who has never tasted alcohol in his life,
is now chugging it down.
Gandhi! Want some snacks with it?
Hey!
Hello.
Hi.
Where?
College.
Our College is closed on a Sunday.
Exactly. That's why. To chill.
You? Here?
Damn!
Sorry. I forgot to take an appointment.
No. It's not like that, Dhriti.
Idiot!
You think you can ghost me! Me!
No.
Water.
- Water. - Yes.
Here.
Listen.
I am not one of your one-night stands. Okay?
We kissed.
And you clearly didn't want anything more than that.
And that's fucking okay.
Dhriti, the thing is that I thought you wouldn't want to...
be friends with me after what happened.
I am really sorry.
So you decided to just ghost me?
Do you seriously think that I would throw away years of our friendship
just because you didn't want to play boyfriend-girlfriend?
How old are you? 6?
See...
Look, Sameer.
Even when I put myself out there...
Of course I thought about the possibility
of you not feeling the same way.
But for me...
Our friendship is the most important thing.
Anything else on top of that is just bonus.
Sorry?
Are you trying to say that now we are friends with benefits?
Oh God!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
To hell with your 'Friendship with benefits.'
You wish you were that lucky. You're not even that hot.
- What? - Hold on.
Wow! Your phone works.
Yes. It works. Listen.
- What? - We have very important stuff to do.
- Dude. Yes. Right. Right. - Come with me.
No. No. I will tell you everything.
Was that talking to Dhriti? Because you clearly forgot that.
- What? - Come on. Come on.
Lakshay will see us. Lakshay will see us.
- Lakshay? - Go hide.
- Go hide behind the tree. - Did it get resolved?
No. It's a little serious.
Lochu has a meeting with the college board.
Let's see what happens. Shastri is the translator.
Hold on.
I was talking about Avi. But what the fuck are you talking about?
Lochu set the chemistry lab on fire.
He was playing chemistry-chemistry. And a fire started.
What else?
His father gives big donations to the college. So it might get sorted...
Listen. This might come as a huge surprise to you.
But I don't give a fuck about Lochhab.
I knew it was Raheja. It's is hair right?
Lakshay.
I know.
Avi.
Okay.
So you followed Lakshay.
Why?
Because he is agreeing with Avi.
He's showering?
Agreeing is an understatement. He has crawled up his ass.
And the only thing Lakshay hates more than showering is
shutting down the party. And he has done both.
- So something is up for sure. - Aww.
What?
That's cute, you know? You caring about your friends.
We cannot avoid this forever.
Listen. You have to tell him.
And if you can't, then okay. I will.
No, I will tell him but...
I mean, I wish I could avoid it.
Mahima, I just don't want to hurt him.
I just don't want to... break his heart.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Because of that idiot Vipul he knows that...
you're seeing somebody.
And as a result I know that he is not okay.
Even if he pretends to be.
Fuck, man.
Lucky charm?
Kochhar doesn't believe in luck.
Avi had gifted it to me.
Hmm! Doesn't believe in luck.
But didn't buy a new car
because mercury was in retrograde.
How's that my fault?
It's mom logic. You cannot fight with mom logic.
You're such a cutu!
Hold on. Hold on.
I give you three options.
Handsome.
Hot.
Beautiful.
- Cutu! - No Man! I'm not a cut...
I knew it. I fucking knew it.
If I had a penny for every time I guessed something right
- I would be a... - You would still be a very selfish person.
Stop massaging your ego. Okay?
Can't they be friends?
Friends.
Such good friends they are.
Deep friendship.
I had offered this kind of a friendship to you too.
- Right? - Hey! Over-thinker!
Does it even get hard?
- What are we going to do now? - I didn't think of that.
All set, Lloyd?
Hm? Gandhi's just coming up.
Pen. Notebook.
Everything is set.
Gandhi.
How are you?
Come.
What happened?
Come. Come. Sit.
Come.
Sit here.
Want some water?
Water?
Okay. Gandhi, Lloyd.
Lloyd, this is Gandhi.
Hi, Lloyd.
Okay. Let's start.
So Gandhi, we have found the solution to your problem.
We believe the solution to your problem is therapy.
What happened?
Hey! What happened? Listen.
I don't need therapy.
Besides I don't think you are qualified enough.
No. I won't be your therapist.
I won't do it. I will simply translate it.
Lloyd will conduct today's therapy.
Please. Please, Gandhi. Believe me.
Come.
Yes. Let's start.
Yes, Lloyd.
Yes.
Okay. So Lloyd is asking you how you're feeling after your injury.
- Lloyd is asking? - Yes. That's what he just said.
This sofa?
Gandhi.
Look.
You will have to believe in the process for it to work.
Please.
- Like Homeopathy. - Exactly.
I can't.
"Avoidance tactics."
See, Lloyd is also saying that you will have to answer the question.
Please. It's a request.
Answer what?
That how are you feeling after this injury, emotionally?
I don't know. I missed my selections.
And I am disappointed.
What is he saying now?
Moron! Idiot! Liar!
He doesn't believe you.
He is good at this.
Please. Please. Please. Trust the process. Please.
Why would I lie to a fucking sofa?
- Did you just... - Sofa.
I understand, Lloyd. Yes.
I am calm.
What the fuck is he saying now?
He is saying that your injury is good for you.
And you know that.
That's not true.
But that's what Lloyd is saying.
He is not lying. He is really good at this, Gandhi.
Believe me.
Thanks for the advice, Lloyd.
Yes.
Oh wait. What's that?
- What? - No.
- You can't hear him. - Okay. Okay.
I should drown my sorrows in alcohol and pot?
What?
Thanks for the advice, Lloyd.
You are much better than Homeopathy.
Hello. Hello. What is this behavior? You can't...
Great advice, Lloyd.
You are better than your lonely poet friend.
Gandhi, what...
Fuck you!
And fuck...
No.
I am sorry, Lloyd. I didn't mean it.
Fuck you!
You need a therapist.
- Lloyd... - Gandhi?
Lloyd, I am so sorry.
- I love you. If he said something... - What happened to him?
Did you recite a poem to him?
I'm just kidding.
Listen.
I want to talk to you.
It's serious, but not important.
No. Actually, It's important, but not serious.
It's serious and important, both.
You can talk in front of him. He's family.
Okay.
Hey!
- It's about... - Mahima.
- Fuck... - Bro! What happened to Gandhi?
He just ran away.
What the fuck are you guys doing?
I was just discussing it with Sameer...
that perhaps Gandhi didn't like his therapy session.
That's why Gandhi must have left.
What do you mean by run away? How far will a cripple run?
Yes, Lochhab.
- We'd come to pick you up. Found Gandhi instead.
What?
We are heading to the hostel for some drinks.
Are you mad?
- He is not in the right condition. - Come here and get him then.
Yes. Keep him there. Yes.
- Fuck. - What?
Gandhi has gone to the hostel with Pajero gang.
Hey!
Welcome, friends. Welcome.
What brings you here today?
Dumbass, where is Gandhi?
Your Somalian cousin is in there.
He's turned the room into a hot box.
Guys. Let me try and talk to him first.
Bro, you are absolutely right.
I am with you.
Thanks.
- What's up? All good?
Bro, I need privacy for two minutes.
Just two minutes.
Not cool bro.
- Hey Bro!
How are you?
Here to lecture me about veganism again?
I have come to say sorry.
In fact, all three of us have come to say sorry.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
Listen. I know we went a bit overboard.
And I am really sorry for that.
Come on.
Just clarifying,
Mahima and I are friends.
If there is some confusion...
There shouldn't be any confusion, as such.
'And I'm Gulzaar's firstborn.'
I think we should give them privacy.
Definitely!
Let them have a moment.
We can go out and talk.
What's the use of standing here?
Going overboard wasn't the problem...
But you didn't ask me even once what I wanted to do.
You started dealing with my problems yourself.
You're right, Gandhi. You are absolutely right.
Everybody has their own way of dealing with problems.
And we never gave you that space.
And that's just wrong.
So you tell me. Tell me.
What do you want to do?
I have no fucking clue.
Do we need to do this now?
There are some things that I...
I need to talk about.
There's a massive confusion. I mean,
it's not just a simple confusion. It's a complicated confusion.
There's a big complication.
Honestly speaking, I am scared to death.
But I am feeling good too.
I have butterflies in my tummy.
Do you understand? I mean, love, relationship, dating.
It's not Kochhar's style.
Other kids start this shit in school.
But I have only chilled with my friends.
So I never imagined it would happen.
And I didn't imagine it would happen like this and that too with whom.
It happened with Mahima. Mahima.
Now that it has happened with Mahima.
The problem is that it's Mahima. So now...
Do you understand my confusion?
Whatever it is. It feels right.
But it's wrong to do it with him.
I've lied to Avi.
So I'm just like confused whether it should happen or not.
It feels weird.
It feels weird and good at the same time.
Because when I'm with her...
Do you get what I'm saying?
It feels good to finally say it.
I didn't find the solution. But...
It feels good to say it.
Thanks.
Sorry. That was yours.
I knew only one thing in my life.
Cricket.
Now, that's like suddenly gone. And...
And I don't know what else to do.
You just had a breakup with cricket.
I know this feeling because when I broke up with Mahima...
I was lost.
I had no idea, no clue about what to do.
What I'm trying to say is...
Bro, it's a valid feeling.
You are hurt because you cared.
Let this sink in. You will figure it out, eventually.
I just can't figure it out.
Am I doing the right thing or not?
Am I doing the wrong thing with myself, Mahima and Avi?
What is right for you is wrong for Avi.
Correct.
What is right for Avi, I don't know how right it is for you.
Correct. Correct.
I am not even counting Mahima.
I totally agree that the situation is quite bad.
But I can't make a decision for you.
Make it.
Look. Listen to me carefully.
You have to talk to him.
Either you tell him or he will find out from somebody else.
What are you planning?
Will you date her secretly all your life?
- You tell him. - Dumbass
You are my best friend. You tell him.
Put it somewhere in your poem. I mean, you...
Let me only do everything. I'll do the dating also.
I'll write the poem also. I'll come clean to him also.
Whatever way you choose to deal with your dilemma...
Just do that.
Take your time.
Cricket was your life.
Think about what's next.
Think about what's the next life for you.
That actually makes sense.
And you?
I mean... how are you feeling now?
Post-post breakup.
I am fucking hungry.
Veganism has kicked my ass.
I haven't eaten anything properly since the past two weeks.
Come on. Come on. Let's go. Come.
Okay. Okay, Gandhi. Gandhi.
Not the leg.
- Oh, my God! - What?
I have missed you so much.
Bro... taste this. Taste this.
- It's epic. - I'll take it. Save some for them.
What are you doing?
Lot of food gets wasted in this house.
I was thinking, I'll keep it outside for the stray dogs.