Biggest myth about being a doctor?
Let me think.
Biggest myth about pregnancy?
One second!
The biggest myth about being a doctor...
It's that doctors know everything!
And the biggest myth about being a nurse
is that we don't know anything.
Pregnancy glow.
Don't reduce my hairline at all.
You just need to trim it from the bottom.
Because boyfriend loves my long hair...
-Okay? -Sure, sure. Yeah.
Ma'am, your face is...
oval angular.
Why don't you try mid-length hair?
It will really suit you?
Your boyfriend might like it too, you know?
-One second... -Yeah?
Boyfriend likes it. Let's do it.
Your eyes!
They are so almondy.
Why don't you try a bob? It will really suit you.
Right?
-Go for it. -Excuse me ma'am.
Just... What?
What are you doing?
You have been experiencing pain for the last 2 weeks.
Dr. Kothari is 5 minutes away.
-I got medicines from the chemist. -Just shut up and go.
It will be fine. I took my medicine.
Oh my God.
I am so sorry ma'am...
-I am really sorry... -Boyfriend loves it.
-Cut it. -Boyfriend loves it?
-So sweet. He's a great boyfriend.
-Boyfriend loves it. -Yes!
Are you okay?
Yes, can't sleep dude. Was searching shit online.
Why can't you sleep?
Amma finally said yes for the baby shower.
She is even sending her yellow saree.
Then I have to get into the details, right?
I will handle your baby shower Swara.
You don't know anything about this. It's a South Indian baby shower.
Does that mean it has a lot of 'Rassam'?
How did you get here?
You started a group call.
Anyway Vidushi, what are your thoughts on Bradley method?
Bradley method...
where the husband is the doctor.
You can't use pain medication if you do that Swara.
I want an unmedicated birth.
I read that an epidural has many side-effects.
And if I have to go through pain in the delivery room anyway
then who could be a better birth coach then Rahul?
Uh... Me?
Your best friend cum OB-GYN, remember?
Of course, you would be there but you know I...
Trust no one?
Yeah, I know.
Fine. You're the patient. You decide.
But the Bradley method requires 12 weeks. We only have 3 weeks.
Vidushi?
What do you think about voodoo method?
So actually, they pull a baby out of a doll
but it actually comes out of you!
The delivery can happen through this method as well, right?
Swara, stop surfing the internet.
Bye. Goodnight.
Hypno-birthing.
Relax.
Close your eyes.
-What? -Do it!
Now, give Vidushi 10 lakh rupees.
-That's not going to work. -Exactly.
God! Someone better be dying!
Or being born.
Well?
I almost died.
How many times have I told you to fix this?
-Once or twice? -Come on Vidushi!
I didn't have the time.
How long does it take to fix a leakage?
Around 20 - 30 hours.
Do you think I am completely free?
I am a senior attending with my own practice!
You have to make time for the important things!
I don't procrastinate like you do.
-The leakage is not important. -It is important to me.
And if this was bothering you then I would have fixed it in 2 hours.
Because I have what you don't.
What? Style? Charm? Sex appeal?
What? No Vidushi, discipline!
I procrastinate a lot.
Like... a lot!
If you ask me how much,
I would probably tell you tomorrow.
Ah! So that's what this is about!
Oh please! Vidushi you're a serial procrastinator.
Because of you I am going to work looking like this!
What will my patients think of me?
Your patients are children!
They would think it's a boo-boo. All it needs is a kiss!
Fix that.
So you gave my app one star?
One star...
Why? You couldn't give me a zero?
It's a spoon delivery app. Who delivers only spoons?
There are so many food delivery apps!
How do you eat all that food?
That's right! With spoons!
I prefer eating with my hands.
It's not like I told you to hold the spoons with your feet?
If you can think with your knees then why can't you do that?
Guys! Can we please stop this stupid fight
and concentrate on my important fight? Thanks.
-With Arth? -Yeah.
The solution to that is simple.
In medical terms - You guys need to fuck!
One chai latte. One almond cake.
Green tea?
Actually he is right.
He needs to take your temperature with his...
thermometer.
One black coffee and one knife to cut my carotid artery.
Just say sorry to him Vidushi
and this time it's clearly your fault.
Yeah! And saying sorry doesn't make you good or bad.
Saying sorry leads to sex!
I don't like him like that.
And I will only apologize if the two of you apologize to each other.
Okay, okay, okay.
I am sorry Meher, you're such a bad coder.
And I am sorry Swara that you're a pathetic friend.
See? Done.
Now it's your turn.
Look. God just gave you a chance.
He looks busy.
I'll do it later.
Dahi? In the washroom? Why?
That's... because I left a paratha inside.
Ew Charmi! You were gonna put the yogurt in there?
No, no, no. We are going to Dr. Kothari right now!
I don't want to hear it. Let's go!
Take care.
Nurse! Next patient please.
Hello. What's the problem?
Nurse Violet will examine you.
Okay...
Come.
Problem. Big problem.
This is the same girl. Arth's black-pink.
But you said you don't like him like that.
Okay fine, okay maybe I do!
I knew it.
Does that mean I might have to touch his girlfriend's vagina?
You don't even know if she is his girlfriend.
You're right.
That means I might have to touch the vagina of his secret bride!
It hurts really bad there.
It burns when I pee.
And this morning...
it was bleeding.
You have a 100.6 degree fever.
How long have you had this pain?
-For one month. -And the other symptoms?
6 - 7 weeks I guess.
It looks like a UTI.
And there's even a vaginal infection.
What does that mean?
Your urinary tract is only allowed to let urine pass.
From the inside to the outside.
This one way flow keeps your tract infection free.
But sometimes bacteria can go in from the outside.
That causes a Urinary Tract Infection.
Okay... but why does this happen?
There can be many reasons for it.
Like wiping from the rectum to vagina.
Not drinking enough water...
Sexual intercourse.
That is why I always tell my patients...
Tell me something, if you have had the symptoms for so long then
why didn't you come in earlier?
This could have spread all the way to the kidney,
then you would need to be admitted.
Taking time out for yourself is difficult doctor.
You know, career, family, social life...
we spend all our time on these things.
The time is ours but we don't have time for ouselves?
If your tooth was hurting then you would visit the dentist, right?
Actually doctor, I wanted to come.
I don't know why I didn't.
I have a theory.
Girls are always told to keep their legs closed.
A vagina should be called "shame-shame."
So obviously when a random gynaecologist
tells you to open your legs and show your vagina
you will feel some hesitation.
And we are also afraid of being judged.
There are some doctors who are judgemental.
But not all.
So give us a chance.
We need to conduct some tests.
Before I can prescribe antibiotics,
till then, these two
before breakfast.
And this one is a
Insertion Pessary
so you insert it at bedtime, okay?
And please, drink 3 litres of water every day.
Nurse please take a urine sample.
Okay...
-Charmi? -Yeah?
If you procrastinate
then it won't get better, it will get worse.
That is why I always tell my patients...
Thank you doctor.
You will have to inform your partner as well.
Both of you will have to take the antibiotics,
otherwise the infection will transfer back-and-forth.
That won't be necessary. I don't have a partner.
-Oh. -Thank you.
So, he is single.
Now go on a date with him.
No, I don't date doctors remember?
Oh my God, just because a doctor broke your heart
that doesn't mean they are all disqualified.
That's ridiculous.
Hearts don't break. They tear.
The heart is a muscle. It tears.
And no matter how I feel, I won't break my rule.
That's it.
Hello? Sharma uncle?
I had some urgent work.
There is a leak in the bathroom.
Can you send a plumber today?
Hi.
Thanks for fixing the leakage.
You're welcome.
-Sorry for the delay. -It's okay.
I said way too much back then.
What is that?
Sorry.
Plus butter.
How did you know that I always order this?
I don't share my secrets.
Secrets.
Are you a doctor or a RAW agent?
Depends.
What kind of operations do you like?
The living room looks good.
Yeah, but the bedroom is still left.
Did you do it for me?
The cleaning.
No...
I did it for a patient.
What?
I have secrets too.
I see.
As I was saying...
Both my parents are doctors.
And they didn't want their only child to be a doctor as well.
They didn't want me to have a thankless life like theirs.
But you still became a doctor?
What can I say?
I am a rebel.
What about you?
I was 12 when mom passed away.
Multiple sclerosis.
It was a very tough phase for my dad.
But he always said that mom's doctors were the best.
They kept her alive and comfortable for as long as they could.
They were his heroes.
That's it. I wanted to be a hero too.
Wow.
Your story is much better than mine.
But I couldn't become someone's hero.
My dad helped me and gave me money to open the clinic,
otherwise I couldn't have done that either.
One day you will do everything Vidushi.
I have a good feeling about you.
How do you know this Charmi?
Hairstylist.
Do you think she's good?
She's okay.
I guess I will have to find someone better by Friday.
Why? What's on Friday?
No, I was hoping that you and I...
Could go out on a real date.
Bell!
Keep it here What are you doing?
Hi Vidushi.
-Hi Arth. -Hi.
Vidushi this is Daima. Daima this is Vidushi.
She will assist me with a water birth which will happen at your house.
Both the baby shower and the water birth.
Excuse me, what?
I think the place is absolutely perfect.
Your house is very spacious and it is apt.
Rahul's Tai, mami, chachi, everyone's coming and you know
I don't like so many people in my personal space. Okay?
-Help me. Give me a hand Meher. -I will see you later Vidushi.
-Bye Swara. -Wait a minute Arth.
My baby shower will be held here on the 15th.
You have to come you're my paediatrician.
When did that happen?
And why didn't you ask me?
After Daima leaves the party planner will be coming,
so we have to show the venue around.
Come on, help me.
-See you guys. -Okay, yeah.
Slowly.
I am sorry Swara, but no.
Your delivery will happen in a hospital not at home.
Meher, give Daima some cake.
-But-- -No buts.
We don't know what could happen.
What if we need an emergency c-section?
How do I bring an OT, instruments, anesthesiologist to my house?
-But... -But what Swara?
I am your best friend!
This is the first baby my clinic will deliver
do you think I would give you the wrong advice?
-Can I at least keep Daima? -Keep the tub!
Put a trampoline in there if you want.
As long as it's in the hospital I have no problem.
Listen. Give me your hand.
Come here.
I know you trust no one.
But you have to trust me.
This is why I am here.
Right?
Okay great, now that this is over!
One second, can you move a bit?
I have been pulling all-nighters for the last two weeks.
Take a look. Now it's a recipe app.
I like it.
You gave only four stars?
Move this. I feel hot.
Yeah, just keep giving me chores to do.
People think that everything is scientific in a doctor's life.
Have an infection? Take an antibiotic.
You have an allergy? Take an antihistamine.
You have a terminal illness?
YOLO.
But not everything is so black and white.
Sometimes you know it yourself what you need to do.
But still you are scared to do it.
Sometimes you know that it's your mistake.
But your ego doesn't let you accept it.
Even doctors make mistake.
They are also human after all.
But to learn from the mistakes
is our biggest responsibility.