1 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:29,792 -Hello? -Hi Tanu! What are you doing? 2 00:00:29,792 --> 00:00:33,792 -What's the time? -Uh.. It's 7:30. 3 00:00:33,792 --> 00:00:37,258 -Where? There or in India? -In India. 4 00:00:37,623 --> 00:00:41,889 -Tell me. What are you doing? -Frying "pakodas"(fritters). 5 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:45,429 Are you still having oily food? Didn't the doctor tell you not to? 6 00:00:46,330 --> 00:00:50,170 Mikesh, it's 7:30 in the morning man, what is this? 7 00:00:50,361 --> 00:00:51,361 Sorry. 8 00:00:51,948 --> 00:00:54,383 I just wanted to say 'Good Morning'. 9 00:00:54,572 --> 00:00:56,585 Hmm. Okay. Good Morning. 10 00:01:01,549 --> 00:01:02,105 FUCK! 11 00:01:09,409 --> 00:01:10,787 Girlfriend. 12 00:01:12,415 --> 00:01:13,885 She got a little upset. 13 00:01:19,105 --> 00:01:20,263 How are you? 14 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:21,780 You need to make an entry. 15 00:01:26,915 --> 00:01:27,915 Ritu! 16 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:31,138 I'm not going jogging today, you go! 17 00:01:32,279 --> 00:01:36,286 Ritu, Ritu. We have a major situation! Mikesh is in India! 18 00:01:37,304 --> 00:01:39,567 What are you blabbering about early morning? 19 00:01:39,835 --> 00:01:43,795 He's joining from next month. He's in the US right now. 20 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:46,934 No! Trust me! I know he's here! 21 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,446 Garbage? 22 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:55,075 Mikesh. 23 00:01:58,134 --> 00:02:00,642 Why would he surprise you like this? 24 00:02:00,962 --> 00:02:04,401 It's not even your birthday and Valentine's day is also gone. 25 00:02:04,632 --> 00:02:06,258 Go back to sleep, man. 26 00:02:06,366 --> 00:02:08,433 That's what I'm terrified off! 27 00:02:08,906 --> 00:02:10,994 This can mean only one thing! 28 00:02:12,223 --> 00:02:13,356 Are you serious? 29 00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:16,068 No! 30 00:02:28,936 --> 00:02:31,198 I'm just not ready, man! 31 00:02:31,488 --> 00:02:32,971 Then say 'No'. 32 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,361 No, no, no, no, no! 33 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:35,589 I can't! 34 00:02:35,904 --> 00:02:37,420 I can't hurt his feelings. 35 00:02:38,004 --> 00:02:38,801 Tanya! 36 00:02:39,402 --> 00:02:39,864 Oye! 37 00:02:41,152 --> 00:02:42,152 Don't zone out. 38 00:02:42,378 --> 00:02:43,880 What if he just came to meet you? 39 00:02:44,715 --> 00:02:46,284 If I know him right, 40 00:02:46,621 --> 00:02:50,866 then he's right outside the door, on his knees, with a ring in his hand. 41 00:03:10,255 --> 00:03:12,442 You've been in a long distance relationship for 3 years, 42 00:03:12,809 --> 00:03:14,671 and you both dated for just a month before that. 43 00:03:14,851 --> 00:03:16,589 Why would anyone propose like this? 44 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:17,914 You're overthinking. 45 00:03:18,149 --> 00:03:19,149 I know him! 46 00:03:20,247 --> 00:03:23,347 The first thing he'll say to me after coming back to India is... 47 00:03:23,475 --> 00:03:24,662 Will you marry me? 48 00:03:28,329 --> 00:03:29,331 Will you marry me? 49 00:03:31,868 --> 00:03:33,175 Will you marry ME? 50 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:40,596 Just relax. Calm down. Open. 51 00:03:41,566 --> 00:03:42,566 Go, go. 52 00:03:50,265 --> 00:03:51,398 Will you marry... 53 00:03:58,102 --> 00:04:02,593 Madam, please tie up the garbage bag. The cat litters everything. 54 00:04:04,506 --> 00:04:05,506 801? 55 00:04:08,225 --> 00:04:09,119 801! 56 00:04:13,157 --> 00:04:14,157 901! 57 00:04:15,076 --> 00:04:16,076 Ass! 58 00:04:17,145 --> 00:04:18,145 Mikesh? 59 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:19,410 Tanya! 60 00:04:23,947 --> 00:04:26,700 Tanya Nagpal, will you marry me? 61 00:04:36,496 --> 00:04:37,815 Mikesh! Move aside a little. 62 00:04:38,090 --> 00:04:39,090 Sorry. 63 00:05:33,612 --> 00:05:34,245 So? 64 00:05:35,292 --> 00:05:36,249 How did you like the surprise? 65 00:05:37,252 --> 00:05:37,841 It was great, right? 66 00:05:38,892 --> 00:05:40,025 You are so lucky! 67 00:05:40,876 --> 00:05:42,859 Yeah... Umm... 68 00:05:43,797 --> 00:05:45,571 Actually... umm... 69 00:05:46,675 --> 00:05:47,675 Mikesh... 70 00:05:48,936 --> 00:05:49,936 About that... 71 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:51,764 We need to talk. 72 00:05:52,449 --> 00:05:54,089 We have all the time we need. 73 00:05:54,177 --> 00:05:56,521 Won't you make some tea for your future husband? 74 00:05:57,329 --> 00:05:57,856 Okay. 75 00:05:58,210 --> 00:05:59,210 Hey, Ruchi! 76 00:05:59,774 --> 00:06:00,774 Wassup? 77 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,147 I've heard a lot about you. 78 00:06:04,593 --> 00:06:06,566 Hi. "Ritu"! 79 00:06:07,522 --> 00:06:11,026 Mikesh.. "Ritu" is a girl's name! 80 00:06:11,951 --> 00:06:13,511 Can I speak to you for a minute? 81 00:06:14,857 --> 00:06:16,003 We'll be back in two minutes? 82 00:06:22,185 --> 00:06:24,424 What's all this about tea and stuff? When are you going to tell him? 83 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:27,323 Ritu! He just arrived. I'll tell him after lunch. 84 00:06:27,446 --> 00:06:30,302 After lunch? At the pace he's moving, you'll have two kids by then. 85 00:06:31,345 --> 00:06:32,734 Hey guys! 86 00:06:33,534 --> 00:06:34,534 Wassup? 87 00:06:35,957 --> 00:06:36,957 What's going on? 88 00:06:38,108 --> 00:06:39,248 Actually, we... 89 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:42,499 We are talking about sanitary pads... 90 00:06:46,837 --> 00:06:47,664 Cool. 91 00:06:49,355 --> 00:06:50,624 It's a sexy flat! 92 00:06:51,847 --> 00:06:52,847 What a view! 93 00:06:53,791 --> 00:06:55,743 Woah, Donald Duck! 94 00:06:57,832 --> 00:06:59,299 How much does one cost? 95 00:07:01,606 --> 00:07:03,241 Umm... Mikesh, 96 00:07:03,804 --> 00:07:07,047 I actually wanted to speak to you about the marraige. 97 00:07:07,235 --> 00:07:08,235 Yeah, tell me! 98 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,742 Actually, there's this... er... 99 00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:17,834 Er... 100 00:07:19,646 --> 00:07:20,646 I'll just go! 101 00:07:21,519 --> 00:07:22,088 I'll go. 102 00:07:23,607 --> 00:07:24,607 She's great, man. 103 00:07:25,198 --> 00:07:26,141 Is she single? 104 00:07:26,295 --> 00:07:27,569 Should I introduce her to Tiwari? 105 00:07:28,171 --> 00:07:31,082 Mikesh, everything's happening really fast. 106 00:07:31,194 --> 00:07:32,758 Don't worry, there is time. 107 00:07:32,909 --> 00:07:34,733 We'll first have lunch and then go check out the house. 108 00:07:35,423 --> 00:07:36,556 Check out the house? 109 00:07:36,809 --> 00:07:37,809 Yeah! 110 00:07:38,359 --> 00:07:40,265 We'll shift into a new house after we get married, right? 111 00:07:40,357 --> 00:07:40,786 Look at this. 112 00:07:41,049 --> 00:07:42,642 I have already started looking. 113 00:07:42,733 --> 00:07:44,943 These are all 2 BHKs in the 35K range. 114 00:07:45,754 --> 00:07:47,687 This one's 2 and a half BHK. 115 00:07:49,352 --> 00:07:50,943 We can turn this small room into a prayer room. 116 00:07:53,399 --> 00:07:55,210 Mikesh! Are you serious? 117 00:07:55,268 --> 00:07:57,958 There is no way, I am going go look for houses with you! 118 00:07:57,983 --> 00:08:00,333 Please! I mean! 1 BHK, 2BHK, 3BHK! 119 00:08:00,386 --> 00:08:01,655 I don't want to go! 120 00:08:01,823 --> 00:08:02,106 No! 121 00:08:02,131 --> 00:08:05,617 I am not going to go anywhere today to look for houses. Okay? 122 00:08:05,779 --> 00:08:06,902 Please! No! No way! 123 00:08:06,995 --> 00:08:07,248 No! 124 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,278 Not at all! Thanks! 125 00:08:11,535 --> 00:08:12,668 The flat is good. 126 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:14,029 Nice, right? 127 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,804 It's a very good flat, Mikesh. 128 00:08:17,416 --> 00:08:18,883 Look this is a window. 129 00:08:19,183 --> 00:08:21,516 There is a park outside the window. Come on, please come inside. 130 00:08:22,174 --> 00:08:23,457 There are trees in the park. 131 00:08:23,822 --> 00:08:25,607 One is a Neem tree (Indian Lilac) and the other is a guava tree. 132 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,816 Dont pluck the guavas from the guava tree; The gardener beats the shit out of you. 133 00:08:28,994 --> 00:08:29,994 Come inside. 134 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:33,457 You hold this, and give this to me. 135 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:35,729 You check all the switches. 136 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,210 Come on, come. 137 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,355 Here is another window. 138 00:08:42,785 --> 00:08:44,865 From this one, every tuesday, you can see the vegetable market. 139 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:45,548 Okay. 140 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:46,679 This is Govind 141 00:08:47,035 --> 00:08:48,561 He is a painter and mechanic. 142 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,061 And also my uncle's son. 143 00:08:50,671 --> 00:08:54,335 Uncle, Govind and guavas are all fine, but can you tell me more about the flat? 144 00:08:54,474 --> 00:08:55,478 Where is the kitchen? 145 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,086 Oh, the kitchen? 146 00:08:57,111 --> 00:08:57,772 Yeah. 147 00:09:00,056 --> 00:09:02,058 Govind, did you break the kitchen? 148 00:09:04,257 --> 00:09:06,191 Mr. Purshottam, how long have you been doing this? 149 00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:09,220 It has been a week today. 150 00:09:09,286 --> 00:09:10,353 And before that? 151 00:09:10,755 --> 00:09:13,374 Actually my father is suffering from piles. 152 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,795 Normally he's the one who looks after everything. 153 00:09:15,553 --> 00:09:16,789 I am studying in a polytechnic. 154 00:09:17,828 --> 00:09:19,792 Oh. Cool! 155 00:09:20,312 --> 00:09:23,130 Mr. Purshottam. Can we talk? 156 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:24,482 Yes. Go ahead. 157 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:27,304 No, not to you. Between ourselves. 158 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:30,450 Us... Some personal discussion. 159 00:09:31,882 --> 00:09:34,243 Ohh.. Personal discussion. 160 00:09:35,122 --> 00:09:40,481 Govind, lets leave. They have to talk. Go ahead with your personal discussion. 161 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:47,918 Mikesh. This needs to stop. Just listen to me for two minutes, please. 162 00:09:47,943 --> 00:09:48,787 Yeah, tell me. 163 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:54,418 Mikesh I have thought a lot about this. 164 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,761 And I feel that... 165 00:09:58,091 --> 00:09:59,091 Tell me. 166 00:10:04,584 --> 00:10:08,600 35K rent is too much for this flat, right? I mean, we should look for another flat 167 00:10:08,802 --> 00:10:10,805 Yeah right? Even I feel the same. 168 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:14,367 And there are bachelors around. We should live in a society with families. 169 00:10:15,342 --> 00:10:18,778 This paint... I'll have to wash my hands 170 00:10:19,451 --> 00:10:22,433 Is there a bathroom, or did they break that too? 171 00:10:29,288 --> 00:10:33,115 -Tanu, did you fall down ? -No, I am okay. 172 00:10:33,406 --> 00:10:34,430 Cool. 173 00:10:35,455 --> 00:10:36,988 Will you have tea ma'am? 174 00:10:37,323 --> 00:10:38,776 It's hot. 175 00:10:39,803 --> 00:10:40,668 Where is he? 176 00:10:53,912 --> 00:10:55,266 -Hey, Tanya! -Yeah? 177 00:10:55,407 --> 00:10:57,514 -Tanya... -Sir, will you have tea? 178 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:58,669 Tea... 179 00:10:58,795 --> 00:11:01,473 Please open the lock from outside. I am unable to unlock it. 180 00:11:01,555 --> 00:11:02,428 I think I am stuck 181 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,809 Okay, gimme a minute. 182 00:11:06,727 --> 00:11:09,996 Oh yes. Daddy had told me that the knob doesn't work. 183 00:11:10,716 --> 00:11:12,557 Did the knob inside break? 184 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:15,813 The knob has broken. How do I come out now? 185 00:11:15,861 --> 00:11:18,882 Sir please don't jump. Its very high. 186 00:11:19,457 --> 00:11:21,391 Why are you telling me all this now? 187 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,918 I thought he had peed at his place. 188 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:25,963 Who uses the washroom and in an unknown place? 189 00:11:26,262 --> 00:11:28,111 Tanya, please call someone 190 00:11:28,136 --> 00:11:29,908 Yes. One minute. What do we do? 191 00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:32,222 What now? I have even sent off Govind. 192 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,821 He will be back at night. 193 00:11:33,963 --> 00:11:35,659 Even the tea will get cold by then. 194 00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:36,953 Should I drink it? 195 00:11:36,978 --> 00:11:37,978 Tanya... 196 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,631 Mikesh, do you have my phone? 197 00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:43,287 Yes. 198 00:11:43,531 --> 00:11:46,154 Google a carpenter's number. 199 00:11:49,412 --> 00:11:51,352 There is no network in the bathroom. 200 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:53,274 At least call the gaurd. 201 00:11:55,523 --> 00:11:56,523 Madam... 202 00:11:57,006 --> 00:11:58,669 I owe him some money... 203 00:11:59,846 --> 00:12:02,535 Oh.. I'll go with you then. Mikesh, I'll be back. 204 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,921 -Where are you going? -I am coming back, man. 205 00:12:05,022 --> 00:12:07,441 What do you mean I'm coming back? What will I do here? 206 00:12:07,646 --> 00:12:08,878 I'll get bored! 207 00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:10,184 Tanya!