Shefali, Rishabh's worry is justified.
After all, Jia is his daughter too, right?
Yes. But Doc, more than Jia's love life
he is entangled in his two other love triangles.
Two love triangles?
Yes. One is between Zoru and Sweety.
And the other is between Doofus and me.
Sometimes I feel he needs therapy more than me.
Doc! Doc!
I need to speak with you right now!
I just can't believe my eyes.
Something is very wrong with me.
Very wrong.
Doc, is somebody sitting on the couch?
Please say yes.
Because some aunty is sitting there
but it's looking like Shef.
Excuse me! I am not an aunty!
And what are you wearing?
Alright, Doc.
My ears are ringing. There is something really wrong.
The aunty is speaking, and I can hear Shef's voice in my head!
Help me!
Relax, Rishabh! Relax.
Shef?
Shef!
You have also started therapy sessions?
Rish, actually, I...
I, I, I what?
Speak up!
Mom is having an affair with Roshan.
You knew!
Yes, Rish. I knew. But...
Look. Look, look, look.
I am not going to jump from the balcony.
But..
Wait a minute. What do you mean "I have also started sessions?"
Huh?
Alright, Doc.
Okay, Shef. I will see you at home.
This is not over.
Doc, I am feeling much better now.
Rish!
- Bye. - Come back, Rish.
This is ridiculous. What's going on?
I told you, right. Be careful what you wish for.
Okay.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how angry are you with me?
Adi, you know I hate math.
Alright. I'm sorry.
Look.
You surprised me.
Good surprise, or bad surprise?
Adi, I don't really like multiple choices either.
Shit. Maybe that's why I'm so confused.
Listen, Jia. Whatever happened that day
I didn't think or plan it.
It just happened.
And, after going home, I also thought a lot.
Honestly, I don't regret it.
I mean, I really like you.
A-Adi, I have a boyfriend.
Everybody makes mistakes, right Jia?
- And Rocky is... - Ta-da!
Here is your piping hot black coffee!
Oh Zoru, I said two black coffees, right?
Dear, when two friends share one cup, their love deepens.
Here.
- Thank you. - Now have a chat over coffee.
[Doorbell rings]
Continue. I will see.
It must be Rocky.
Please don't say any nonsense in front of him.
Okay?
Okay.
Have it.
[Door opens]
Hey brother
where did you go, after you left me alone in the mall?
Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law.
What is it?
We had gone to the mall to catch you and Doofus red-handed.
But when we went there, we found out that...
Mummyji is having an affair with somebody!
- So? - So?
I mean, it's her life. She can do whatever she wants.
Wow!
So you don't have any problems with this relationship?
I don't have any problem with her happiness, Rish.
This day is truly like a suspense film.
The biggest twist in the story is that
my mom and my wife are in the same team.
Okay. Don't push it now, Rish.
There is no team.
Mom thought you must be busy with the merger.
And anyway, she is not so serious about Roshan.
Really? So there is still time for the wedding? That's great.
But you know what's even greater?
That my mom and my wife don't trust me at all.
And you trust me, right?
Yes. I do.
That's why you went to the mall to catch
me and Doofus red-handed.
Yes, and I did catch you red-handed!
With Dr. Gulfam.
Huh?
Sister-in-law, you are having an affair
with that doctor who treats crazy people?
Rish, I am going to kill him.
Don't talk nonsense, Zoru.
He doesn't treat crazy people.
I also go to him.
- Mr. Malhotra! - You are overreacting, sir.
- Mr. Malhotra! - You are overreacting.
Mr- Mr. Malhotra, I told you not to give the flat to these two bachelors, didn't I?
I-I told you that their actions may fall heavily on us, didn't I?
I told you that there's something off about them, didn't I?
- I told you... - You did say that, Jethmalani ji.
You did say that.
But there is no girl in their house.
I can personally guarantee it.
Yes, uncle. I also looked hard
- but we found nothing. - So?
What great feat did you achieve
that there is no girl?
Now even I can guarantee that!
Oh ho! Calm down.
Why are you talking in circles, Jethmalani ji?
Tell us straight. What is the problem?
How do I say it?
Say it from your own mouth.
Hey! Are you doing comedy?
Oh Mr. Malhotra, I was in the parking lot right now.
My key fell down. I bent down.
When I looked under the car, I found the key.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
Oh, leave that!
Mr. Malhotra, when I got up
I saw both of them there.
They didn't see me.
Thinking that they are alone
this, this, this Saurabh and Rishabh Jain...
What?
kissed each other!
They are cousins, Mr. Jethmalani.
Love between brothers is good. Isn't it, Rish?
Yes, Jethmalani ji. Why are you taking tension?
If you were my brother, I would have also kissed you.
Like this.
Relax.
Naughty boy.
It wasn't that kind of kiss, Malhotra ji.
So what kind of kiss was it, Jethmalani ji?
I..I...
Sorry, Vasudha.
Exactly!
Wet wipes.
Do you understand the story of the kiss now?
I am telling you that there is something very wrong with these two.
Jethmalani ji, you sir have had a misunderstanding.
It's nothing like that. We are straight, sir.
It's enough, baby. Just let it go, no!
Baby?
Baby...brother, sir.
Brother. That...sir in stress, he forgot to say brother.
He forgets things at times.
I didn't forget anything.
Just tired of lying.
What are you doing, man?
Rishabh.
Tell me straight.
Are you gay?
Yes.
So you have no interest in Shef?
And never will be?
This is great news.
You know, Jethmalani ji.
Today, after learning of my mom's affair
I was a little depressed.
I was feeling down.
I needed some good news.
So... thank you.
What do you mean by thank you?
Meaning...is your mom also having an affair?
Yes, it is. What is your problem?
Are you jealous?
Why should I be jealous?
Look, Malhotra ji. Mrs. Malhotra. Mr. Malhotra.
You're probably very advanced.
Probably very modern.
But in this society, this will not be tolerated!
We aren't modern, we are normal people, Mr. Jethmalani.
Try that some time.
It's okay, Dodo.
Everybody cannot be like you.
You respected our privacy.
Despite knowing everything, didn't judge us.
And for that I want to thank you for being a true friend.
Shef...
You hid this from me also?
That's the last secret. Rish, I promise you.
After this, no more secrets. Promise.
One minute, one minute. Come to the point.
First get them both out of the building!
Throw them out of the building right this moment!
Jethmalani ji, I am the chairman of the society.
We cannot take any decision without the society's vote.
We are just following the by-laws.
Oh, and by the way, my vote is with them.
Fine. Then organize the vote!
Let me also see how these people live here!
Yoyo! What have you done to yourself?
I had gone to play football with the building boys.
See? He's already been badly influenced!
Yoyo, go have a bath.
Mr. Jethmalani, go flush your face.
Why should I flush my face?
I will flush my toilet!
Okay. I am going. I am going. I don't want to see it.
I don't have such tendencies. Please let me go.
Don't look at me like that!
Come, Vasudha. We don't have any respect here.
Happy?
Are you happy now?
Finally after telling everybody the truth?
Yes. I'm happy.
Till today, our parents haven't been able to accept our truth.
What do you expect from others?
Don't you get it, Saurabh?
If we want to live together, if we want this to work
we will have to accept this lie.
We will have to take it with us.
Then our decision of living together
will also have to be reconsidered.
No.
Saurabh...
I...I will see you guys later.
Mom. Dad.
What will happen now?
Dear.
Now only one person can save us.
Why are you being so filmy?
Yeah.
Now only one person can save us.
Are you doing what I think you are doing?
Excuse me?
The exam is in a few days.
You are pre-visualizing every beat of that day.
So that on the exam day, the nervous energy
won't be able to negatively affect your focus and concentration level.
How do you know?
Because... I am also doing the same thing.
I want a perfect score.
Yug.
Dia. And so do I.
By the way, no pressure.
But the mathematical probability of two students
getting a perfect score from the same centre is quite less.
I agree.
So when I get it
please don't feel too bad about your own result.
I guess. Hope is a good thing.
What?
[Phone ringing]
Yes, dad.
What?
Don't worry. I'll be there.
Is everything fine?
I got to go.
Okay then... let's meet on the exam day.
Good luck for everything.
Thanks. Bye.
Bye.
We won't switch on the AC today.
I will die.
I feel very cold, Rish.
- Shef it's on 27. I will die. - The whole night...no, no
- I am not doing it. - I will die.
Then I cannot do anything.
- Oh ho! Look who's here! - Hello.
Come.
Come on. Come, come, come.
Why so much love today?
You guys did good today.
I cannot believe that my parents
can be so cool about such stuff.
It's like therapy is really suiting you guys.
Oh my God!
Dia is going to kill me.
What happened, Jia?
Actually, you know that Dia knows that you are going.
And dad knows that Dia knows that he is going.
But both of you don't know that Dia knows
that both of you are going.
And now I know it, but Dia cannot know that you guys know that I know, guys.
Get it?
Of course.
Rish, all of this means that Dia has exposed us.
Okay? She ratted on us, babe.
- Oh really? - Yes.
Wait. Wait. I will show her.
- We will have to. - Listen, guys.
Please. You guys cannot tell her that I have told you.
She will be super angry.
- Why are you getting so.. - And I cannot take more stress.
Fine. Fine.
Okay. We won't tell her, Jia. We won't tell her.
Just chill. Okay?
Now here is the thing.
Pay attention.
What I wanted to tell you is we weren't just trying to be cool.
Okay. Each person has every right to love anybody they want.
Remember that.
And nobody has the right to judge that.
Okay?
Exactly.
Like for example, I love your mom.
I mean, I love the person your mother is.
What difference does it make whether she's a man or a woman?
Exactly.
The main thing is how you feel about that person.
It's the most important thing in the world.
- Okay?
Get it?
- Hi guys. - Hey!
Where were you? We've been waiting for so long.
Found any solution?
Hi, guys. What are you doing?
- Hey! - Going somewhere?
Look, Shef.
We know that the society is going to vote against us.
So we have decided to leave.
Okay. Bye. We'll miss you, ya.
Why are you talking like this, Dodo?
Because after many years I have understood
that you are Doofus as well as Dodo.
Show them, Rish.
Read it.
Rishabh, somebody has sent you a notice.
Exactly. Exactly. Read further.
It's written that if we are made to vacate
you could be arrested.
Exactly. Read further.
The end. There's nothing else.
- Did you understand or not? - No.
What man, Dumbbell? You too?
Dia, please.
So according to Article 15 of the Constitution
ever since section 377 has been scrapped
you both have every right to stay here.
We also know this.
But the society always finds some loophole
due to which we have to leave.
We've...we've experienced this before.
Yes. But you haven't taken legal action before, have you?
And now, the society's chairman can also be arrested.
Isn't that great?
Baby, in case you've forgotten, I am the chairman.
Your husband.
Yes, but baby, whatever it takes.
And anyway, all committee members will be arrested.
So chill.
Nobody will have the balls to do anything!
Mom!
Jia, if he is, then he is.
Say it like it is.
- Now just stay, guys. - Yeah.
Dodo, Rishabh, how can I ever thank you guys?
Pass my merger, and we'll be even.
On it! In fact, I was coming to meet you only.
So openly?
I have this for you.
- What's this? - Look.
Let's get you unpacked.
- Nobody is going anywhere. - Let's do it. Let's do it.
Okay. I cannot bend. I am wearing Jia's dress.
No. You are looking good.
Who reads so many books?
Our neighbours. You guys.
Haruto Hiroto needs a letter of intent.
For that, it's necessary to take all the directors signatures.
Including Sunita Malhotra.
Who is this Sunita Malhotra?
My mom, Shef.
Your mother-in-law. Our children's grandmother.
And of course, now Mr. Roshan's...
Lover.
I'm sorry.
Rishabh, you haven't spoken to her after that mall incident?
He's been avoiding her, Doc.
He's a child.
I have not been avoiding her. She's been avoiding me.
Mom didn't show me her face even once.
You know that? Because she's guilty.
Rishabh, maybe that letter of intent
has come to you as a divine intervention.
It's an opportunity to talk.
Try it.
Exactly, Rish.
And maybe Roshan's not a bad guy.
Just give him a chance.
You know, it's nice to see the both of you here together.
Just like old times.
Yes. Now we won't have to pay for two sessions.
It'll be taken care of in one.
Just like old times.
Right.
By the way, why did the both of you start individual sessions?
I don't know about Rish.
But I was suffering from the working woman's guilt.
If I am neglecting my family for my dreams.
Right.
And Rishabh, you?
Actually, I didn't think I needed sessions.
But Dia told me go, go.
So I went.
Because Rish doesn't feel guilty about anything.
No. No. It's nothing like that.
After coming here Doc, you explained what my mistakes are.
I've improved.
You showed me the right path, Doc.
Us, Rish. Us.
- Showed us the right path. - Showed us.
You're most welcome, guys.
Thank you, Shef.
Now I will also exude power and confidence.
I will get the papers signed.
And I will go straight to the Gupta and Sons office.
Hope makes the world go round, Rish.
Why are you on your phone since the morning?
Since the morning
I have been studying other chef's profiles on social media.
How come I have all the skills and they have all the followers?
Okay. I'm leaving.
Take flowers and go.
One shouldn't take flowers to tough negotiations, Shef.
Beautiful flowers.
Thank you.
Girls, how can this Chef Maria have double the followers ya?
I mean, I never saw a more lazy
butter chicken in my entire life.
Just look at it.
Lazy butter chicken?
Yeah. She just marinated it and put in the gravy.
No. You are supposed to tandoor the chicken
and then put it in the gravy.
The way I do it. To perfection.
Wow! She's got 800 likes in 10 minutes.
I have 900.
But in 10 weeks.
Come, Sonu. Come.
Rish, I will put these in the vase.
It's Rishabh.
What?
You know what, girls?
I am going to comment that Chef Maria
didn't tandoor her chicken
nor did she crush dried fenugreek leaves into it.
Mom, by doing that you won't become an influencer
but you'll become a troll for sure.
And... sent.
This is a bad, bad idea.
My dad said the same thing to me
when I was going to marry your dad.
But I proved him wrong.
Really?
Don't really me, Dia. I love your dad.
Who was that?
No one.
D...
- Ma. Ma, I just want to say... - It's okay, Rishu.
I forgive you.
I'm sorry?
I have forgiven you.
Okay.
So you are having the affair.
You hid it from me.
So why will you forgive me?
Because you failed, son.
In alleviating my mind's fear.
If in my life, I take a step for my happiness and go against society
you will understand me and support me.
The way I have been supporting you so far.
What are you talking about, ma?
Do you have any idea how difficult this is for me?
From childhood till today, I have only seen you with dad.
Now I cannot see you with anybody else.
It's very difficult. It's tough for me.
I would just like to say, son
that I'm not here to take your dad's place.
What is this, sir? Son, Rish...
Rishabh. My name is Rishabh.
And you can never be my dad
nor can you take his place.
Because he is not like you.
He never eavesdropped on anybody's conversation
and never spoke in between even by mistake.
I'm sorry.
And your dad...never spoke to his elders so insolently.
Okay, mom. It's your life. Do whatever you want.
These are the papers.
For the merger, it's important that you sign it.
- Here. - Oh! I see.
So you have come so early in the morning for this reason.
I won't sign.
Aha! The fans have spoken.
May truth prevail!
Oh my God!
They hate me.
No, no, no!
Why, why, why? Dia, do somethi...
She has left, mom.
Jia! Jia! Jia!
Why are they calling me #jelly?
Jelly is short for jealous.
But I am not a jelly.
I am a perfectionist who makes the perfect butter chicken.
Don't poke your social universe like that, mom.
To know more follow @shefthechef.
You're playing with fire, mom.
My dad told me the same thing when I married your dad...
Wait. Chef Maria has replied.
"Criticism is great provided you can take it yourself."
Of course I can take criticism!
Really?
So listen, please.
Huh?
The tiramisu you made last week had very less rum.
The vegan eggplant you made last month was very bland.
And the less said about last year's ras malai the better.
Thank you.
Just ignore him.
I will deal with that later. Later.
First, Chef Maria.
I am not afraid of both healthy criticism and hard work.
#bring it on.
Post.
No!
Jia, she is typing. Wait. She is typing.
A bad idea.
"Have you seen the movie Bol Bachchan? Hahaha."
Oh! Very funny.
No, Chef Maria.
Because unlike you, I spend my whole time
in the kitchen cooking authentic recipes.
And it was a rum free tiramisu, you idiot!
Where did he go?
Look, ma. This is out and out blackmail.
Enough. Please sign it.
Until you accept my merger, I won't accept your merger.
Tit for tat.
- Fine. - Fine.
Sonu.
What are you doing?
We cannot endanger his merger like this.
Relax, Rosh.
I am doing what I used to do in his childhood.
Reverse psychology.
He'll be back. Wait and see.
But our relationship is casual. What is the need to keep such conditions?
Don't try reverse psychology on me, Roshan.
Well, it was worth a try.
Okay, make some tea please.
Why not?
Jokes apart, blind followers.
I am ready to do a live cook off with Chef Maria on any recipe
if she has the guts to accept the #challenge!
Mom, I cannot take any more stress.
I just did my nails. And I can't chew them.
Relax, Jia. She won't do anything
she will get scared.
She says you are on.