Very nice.
I want to give you a standing ovation as you go.
-You performed really well. -Thank you, sir.
You will do well in your life.
And… that's it.
-When did you decide to be the judge? -That's it.
Thank you, sir.
-Thank you, sir. -Very nice, Aakash!
His pants are off!
Fantastic!
Brother, you'll go really far.
Sir, this was… I didn't want to be praised like this.
But I'll accept it anyway.
And I'd like you to come here and take my blessings.
And keep doing well in life.
Sir, I seek blessings only from my parents.
-I want you to look me in the eye. -I can do that, sir.
Tell me, why don't you want to be blessed by me?
Sir, please just use your hand…
-Use my hand for what? -To bless me, sir.
Are you wearing slacks or those are your bare legs?
Why didn't you tell me?
You should have some decency.
Sorry, sir. It was my fault.
Yay!
Mr. Gaurav, I don't think you know, but your pants are down again.
-Again? -Yes, sir.
Oh, man!
Whose pants are these?
It's zombie time!
Of course.
Brother-in-law, where do you think you're going?
Oh, great!
My denim jacket!
Oh! Thanks, Addy!
Oh, great! Kusha!
-Shall we? -Have you ever eaten this?
Everybody, please. Eyes here!
Sunil, eyes here. Not here. Here.
My pajamas are sliding down.
Gaurav's pants keep dropping,
-and your pajamas keep sliding. -It doesn't matter. Gaurav is shameless.
Why should I be ashamed?
Gaurav, your bum…
-Sexy, right? -I hope you didn't see the marks.
Full marks for your bum.
So, Arshad and Boman were like, "Kusha, Mallika, just go inside."
"Do whatever it takes."
"You can say whatever you want, but just make them laugh."
"Don't come back empty-handed."
He's tall and handsome, and he has juicy lips.
The occasion lights up when Sunil shakes his hips!
Sir, move your lips as well.
Lips, lips, lips!
When Kusha and Mallika came in as zombies,
they added a lot of music and happiness.
When you're in a happy zone, you forget where you are.
So dangerous! It's not very wise to participate too much.
But you got to participate. That is the game.
Actually, I have this problem…
-Be careful. -It's gas problem.
-It's gas problem… -Oh! So, that's what it is!
There's gas problem at my place as well.
We get the gas cylinder after a week of booking.
You know, earlier, I was a sugar candy.
But then I turned all spicy.
Sometimes I even turn salty.
Yes, my mother is also like bitter gourd.
What did you do then?
Well, we ground it into powder.
Both Kusha and Mallika have an infectious laugh.
When they laugh, the others also feel like laughing.
You've been eliminated for the second time. Get out.
They're laughing so much.
How did they even pass the audition?
Please laugh.
You should laugh as well.
If Aakash laughs, I'll give him two crore rupees.
He's smiling! He's smiling!
-You saw it. Right, Arshad? -Yeah. Caught him.
Okay.
I think it was either of you.
We are already out.
Oh, my God! My calves!
-What an act, brother. -Alright.
-What an act! -What an act!
-Really good. -Good show! Good show!
-Really good. -Good show, guys!
Very nice. Right? Alright.
Two violations. Two!
By two different people.
Yeah? Alright.
Let's have a look at the screen.
What did you do?
Ankita… you get a red card.
-Oh, I'm out? -Yeah.
Okay. And the second violator is…
Really?
Sir, this is so sad.
But, unfortunately, this is the way the cookie crumbles.
Well, I did smile.
Here is somebody
whose jokes crack up everyone in my family.
I watch his videos when I'm having a sad day.
-But what a game! -What a game!
Good, guys!
Oh, shit! Sunil Grover!
People who portray beautiful characters
are really very human and laughing is natural.
Have fun. Thank you.
Kusha and Mallika, I really like your company with us.
-Please. We missed you all. -I want to let you all know…
You all were great, but I want to remind the two of you
that you are out of the game. What are you doing?
Stop it now. Come on. Relax. Let them do it.
Come on. Thank you. Give them a big hand, everybody!
Bye, guys.
All the best.
Good luck!
Now, only the three of you are left.
-Three musketeers. -Three musketeers.
Go for it.
It's going to be tough actually. It's going to be pretty one-on-one.
And now, we'll have three rounds of face-offs.
These are the last ten minutes, guys. Good luck!
Sunil, Ankita, we'll see you in the den.
They caught me smiling and gave me the red card.
I didn't feel bad about not being in the top three.
All I was thinking about was that I couldn't perform the last act
that I had been preparing for.
If there was a penny given every time I laughed, I'd be a billionaire.
For me to have survived close to six hours…
I've won the game already.
-Guys, give your all! -See you in ten minutes, everyone.
Outside.
See you.
You laugh, you lose!
Hello!
It's a party here!
My dear! My child! What happened to you?
Darling!
Love you.
Only ten minutes of the game are left.
I'm tired. I'm exhausted. I've tried everything.
I don't understand.
How are the people, who've lasted so long, going to break at this point?
If I could pull my intestines out at that point to make them laugh,
and just wrap them around my neck and just dance like Helen,
I would've done that!
It's an intense situation. Because this is the last time--
I mean, if someone gets out now, it's like… we're almost done.
Ten comedians took up the challenge of not laughing for six hours.
After hundreds of near laughs,
we are finally down to three comedians.
For these three prisoners, who have not given up yet,
I think it's time for fourth degree torture!
Let's show them!
Let's get ready for the final face-offs.
Quick question, Boman.
Do you know why Earth's parents are angry at her?
Why?
Because she keeps roaming around day and night!
Time for some good old PJs, I think.
-Three. -Two.
One.
Last ten minutes!
I'm very mature!
I'm so mature that the police arrested me once.
Because I was shouting on the streets…
"I'm a chor! I'm a chor!"
Why do Indian soap operas have more immunity?
-Why? -Because they've got Tulsi.
Sex with me is like an onion.
You'll tear up for sure.
What do you call an AC that chews tobacco?
Spit AC.
What will you say if you want to send a rose to the moon?
Gulab ja moon.
Sex with me is like a car.
Oh, God!
Aakash crashes it every time.
Sex with me is like Aadar Malik.
I never want to do it.
Now, it's time for some arm wrestling.
And trash talking, but with compliments.
How will they do both?
They won't be able to do it, and that's why we have to make them do it.
I hate you, but I love you.
How do you have such curly hair? How do you maintain then?
Do you apply de-shelled coconut on it?
I wish I had straight hair like yours.
Because I really hate my hair.
I love your eyes!
Your eyes pop straight out of your skull in such a way
that everything you say seems so beautiful.
Not more beautiful than your face cut.
I wish I was of your height.
Then I'd match perfectly with my girlfriend.
I'm so happy to know that you have a girlfriend.
I wish I was born a few years later.
Then I could take part in Comicstaan.
I'm so happy that you mentioned that show's name.
I like you so much that I'll let you make a joke on me first.
Aakash, I like your tiny mustache.
And I like all the mustaches you have all over your body.
You've been preparing so much for this.
And you've lasted so long. Well played, brother!
Well played, you too!
You just wait and watch. You'll get many opportunities after this.
You'll move to Bombay and live here.
I'm pleased to inform you that I already live here!
But you're so good, Aakash!
-How good am I, sir? -Very good.
-How good? -I'm asking, how much do you earn?
You should have been the lead actor in Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin.
I was the lead in it.
But, Aadar…
Aadar, you've got beautiful eyes.
Your elbows are so beautiful. Why don't you do elbow modeling?
Do you know, your height is really good!
I look at it and I go, "Wow!"
I wish I could be an actor, just as good as you!
And I wish I was just as prompt as you.
I'd answer them quickly. If someone asked me to laugh, I would.
Arshad, do you want to judge a dance show?
Yeah, why not?
Come on, let's begin the dance to death.
-Dance! -Come on.
-Come on, let's dance. -Yeah!
I think Gaurav is tired.
They should come down here!
Three. Two. One!
One!
Down to zero!
-For the last time… -Yeah!
Finally.
Well played!
The time has come.
-Well done! -Congratulations, guys.
-Whoa! -Six hours.
The time has come after six hours to go back home
and I'll get a break from this man.
It's good for all.
Mr. Boman and Mr. Arshad came in to announce the winner.
And then…
Your heart starts pounding.
I knew that I might've got some points.
Will that be counted?
What if I'd done something in the last three minutes?
Wow! Such a victory!
We know.
Winner's name is on the hand.
Everybody's here.
Laugh, guys! You can laugh now!
-Over here. -You guys are such psychopaths!
-What psychopaths! -Amazing!
You guys kept a straight face. It's unbelievable and unbeatable.
It's a very difficult thing to do.
And we have three people who made it right up to the end.
Aakash, I want to say,
I used to worry about you, because you kept hiding under the table.
We didn't know what you were doing.
But you're a pocket-size dynamo.
-Mom, back off! -Bunty, please!
How could you park your car in front of my house?
Sir, your life is in danger.
Open!
Thank you.
You made us all laugh simply on pure timing
and that's a blessing to have as a comedian.
If you have timing, you're a blessed guy.
Aadar, I must say. You have one of the most unique faces I know.
The hair, the nose, the eyes, the height.
You're the big package going around.
Shove your "be" up your B!
-What is he… -Be in-- Shut up!
Limber. Everybody, limber. Just loosen the shit off!
Hey, you piece of shit! You are an asshole!
Live! Live!
Lollipop!
God bless you. You have a long way to go.
Go Aadar!
Good job! Good job!
And Gaurav…
Mr. Gera!
You have honestly taken this entire show to another level.
I'm going to tell you the story of LOL.
No, man. No!
I don't remember meeting you.
My name is Bablu.
No, Mom. I was also in Dharam Veer.
Hello, everybody!
My name is Dikso Shanti.
Your sense of humor is sharp,
witty, lovely and bang it comes.
Wow, Gaurav!
Okay! You guys have done a great job.
But the thing is that…
we have a tie.
We had told you that we have a point system.
So, according to the point system, we actually have a winner.
Gaurav-Aakash. Aakash-Gaurav. Gaurav-Aakash.
Those were the two people I'd placed my bets on.
Looking at Gaurav's consistency, I thought Gaurav could win this.
He has played this game fucking beautifully!
Aakash! Just… Yeah!
Aadar and Aakash were really good.
They played their best game in the last ten minutes of the game.
And the winner of LOL
Hasse Toh Phasse is…
Gaurav Gera!
Yay!
Oh, Mr. Gera. Come here!
So cute!
Yes!
The floor is yours.
Okay, I was really worried. Because this is the first.
And… knowing myself…
I crack up at small things.
So, I was really worried. I thought I'd be out in 15 minutes.
But you guys were fantastic.
There was a lot of danger.
But, yes.
Finally… Well, I've won something for the first time. I've never won before.
How cute!
And now, for the promised prize money!
I have kids. I have to pay their fees--
The income tax department took all the money!
Nice! Nice!
Let me tell you,
the money that you won
has been with you all the time.
All this while.
You've been sitting on it!
Oh, shit!
-What! -Oh, geez!
-There it is! -Wow!
I don't believe it!
I think he deserved to win out of the three of us
because he was very active right from the first hour.
But you're bound to feel that…
you came so far and yet you couldn't make it.
Gaurav has put in the most effort.
And just every…
fifteen or twenty minutes, Gaurav was something else.
And I was just so happy.
I was so happy when I hugged him. I was like…
We're done. And it's an experience that you're not going to forget.
Yay!
This is what I have earned…
after suffering for six hours, and not being able to laugh.
I'm so glad that I got this.
Thank you!
Last One Laughing, Hasse Toh Phasse.
And… I lost.
Oh, my God!
It's a journey of a fallen man.
How you can fall from top to bottom.
You have to be funny, but can't laugh at the same time.
I can't tell you how much that scared me.
Loosen the shit off!
It was very complicated.
Save me!
But it was a lot of fun!
What happened?
Every comedian comes with their own language.
And you've just put it all together. And it's this beautiful orchestra.
People think it's an easy game. It's not an easy game.
This is the quickest way to destroy your self-confidence.
My favorite moments were the replays of the laughs.
It was really magical, I think, to see…
so many people trying so hard. So suddenly!
Laugh and enjoy because if you come on LOL,
you can't laugh for a hell of a long time.
An experience, a beautiful journey… and a different mind-set altogether.
I think this is my lifetime memory.