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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Very nice.</font>

2
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I want to give you
a standing ovation as you go.</font>

3
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You performed really well.
-Thank you, sir.</font>

4
00:00:47,265 --> 00:00:49,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You will do well in your life.</font>

5
00:00:50,065 --> 00:00:51,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And… that's it.</font>

6
00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-When did you decide to be the judge?
-That's it.</font>

7
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thank you, sir.</font>

8
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Thank you, sir.
-Very nice, Aakash!</font>

9
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">His pants are off!</font>

10
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Fantastic!</font>

11
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Brother, you'll go really far.</font>

12
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, this was…
I didn't want to be praised like this.</font>

13
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But I'll accept it anyway.</font>

14
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I'd like you to
come here and take my blessings.</font>

15
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And keep doing well in life.</font>

16
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, I seek blessings
only from my parents.</font>

17
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I want you to look me in the eye.
-I can do that, sir.</font>

18
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tell me, why don't you want
to be blessed by me?</font>

19
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, please just use your hand…</font>

20
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Use my hand for what?
-To bless me, sir.</font>

21
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you wearing slacks
or those are your bare legs?</font>

22
00:01:32,865 --> 00:01:34,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why didn't you tell me?</font>

23
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You should have some decency.</font>

24
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry, sir. It was my fault.</font>

25
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yay!</font>

26
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Gaurav, I don't think you know,
but your pants are down again.</font>

27
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Again?
-Yes, sir.</font>

28
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, man!</font>

29
00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whose pants are these?</font>

30
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's zombie time!</font>

31
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Of course.</font>

32
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Brother-in-law,
where do you think you're going?</font>

33
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, great!</font>

34
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My denim jacket!</font>

35
00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh! Thanks, Addy!</font>

36
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, great! Kusha!</font>

37
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Shall we?
-Have you ever eaten this?</font>

38
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everybody, please.
Eyes here!</font>

39
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sunil, eyes here.
Not here. Here.</font>

40
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My pajamas are sliding down.</font>

41
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gaurav's pants keep dropping,</font>

42
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-and your pajamas keep sliding.
-It doesn't matter. Gaurav is shameless.</font>

43
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why should I be ashamed?</font>

44
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gaurav, your bum…</font>

45
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Sexy, right?
-I hope you didn't see the marks.</font>

46
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Full marks for your bum.</font>

47
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, Arshad and Boman were like,
"Kusha, Mallika, just go inside."</font>

48
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Do whatever it takes."</font>

49
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"You can say whatever you want,
but just make them laugh."</font>

50
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Don't come back empty-handed."</font>

51
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's tall and handsome,
and he has juicy lips.</font>

52
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's tall and handsome,
and he has juicy lips.</font>

53
00:03:02,465 --> 00:03:05,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The occasion lights up
when Sunil shakes his hips!</font>

54
00:03:05,505 --> 00:03:06,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, move your lips as well.</font>

55
00:03:07,225 --> 00:03:10,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Lips, lips, lips!</font>

56
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When Kusha and Mallika
came in as zombies,</font>

57
00:03:14,065 --> 00:03:16,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">they added a lot of
music and happiness.</font>

58
00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When you're in a happy zone,
you forget where you are.</font>

59
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So dangerous! It's not very wise
to participate too much.</font>

60
00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:25,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you got to participate.
That is the game.</font>

61
00:03:27,385 --> 00:03:29,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Actually, I have this problem…</font>

62
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Be careful.
-It's gas problem.</font>

63
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-It's gas problem…
-Oh! So, that's what it is!</font>

64
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's gas problem
at my place as well.</font>

65
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We get the gas cylinder
after a week of booking.</font>

66
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You know, earlier,
I was a sugar candy.</font>

67
00:03:43,865 --> 00:03:45,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But then I turned all spicy.</font>

68
00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sometimes I even turn salty.</font>

69
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes, my mother is
also like bitter gourd.</font>

70
00:03:49,665 --> 00:03:51,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What did you do then?</font>

71
00:03:52,305 --> 00:03:54,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, we ground it into powder.</font>

72
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Both Kusha and Mallika
have an infectious laugh.</font>

73
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When they laugh,
the others also feel like laughing.</font>

74
00:04:04,905 --> 00:04:06,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You've been eliminated for
the second time. Get out.</font>

75
00:04:07,185 --> 00:04:08,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They're laughing so much.</font>

76
00:04:09,145 --> 00:04:10,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How did they even
pass the audition?</font>

77
00:04:10,825 --> 00:04:12,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please laugh.</font>

78
00:04:12,345 --> 00:04:13,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You should laugh as well.</font>

79
00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If Aakash laughs,
I'll give him two crore rupees.</font>

80
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's smiling! He's smiling!</font>

81
00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You saw it. Right, Arshad?
-Yeah. Caught him.</font>

82
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay.</font>

83
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think it was either of you.</font>

84
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We are already out.</font>

85
00:04:36,785 --> 00:04:38,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, my God! My calves!</font>

86
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What an act, brother.
-Alright.</font>

87
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What an act!
-What an act!</font>

88
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Really good.
-Good show! Good show!</font>

89
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Really good.
-Good show, guys!</font>

90
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Very nice. Right? Alright.</font>

91
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Two violations. Two!</font>

92
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">By two different people.</font>

93
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah? Alright.</font>

94
00:04:52,145 --> 00:04:53,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let's have a look at the screen.</font>

95
00:04:58,185 --> 00:04:59,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What did you do?</font>

96
00:05:04,105 --> 00:05:06,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ankita… you get a red card.</font>

97
00:05:06,825 --> 00:05:07,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Oh, I'm out?
-Yeah.</font>

98
00:05:07,985 --> 00:05:10,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay. And the second violator is…</font>

99
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Really?</font>

100
00:05:22,785 --> 00:05:24,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, this is so sad.</font>

101
00:05:24,465 --> 00:05:27,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But, unfortunately,
this is the way the cookie crumbles.</font>

102
00:05:28,025 --> 00:05:29,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, I did smile.</font>

103
00:05:29,265 --> 00:05:30,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Here is somebody</font>

104
00:05:30,585 --> 00:05:32,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">whose jokes crack up
everyone in my family.</font>

105
00:05:32,825 --> 00:05:36,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I watch his videos
when I'm having a sad day.</font>

106
00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-But what a game!
-What a game!</font>

107
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Good, guys!</font>

108
00:05:41,265 --> 00:05:43,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, shit! Sunil Grover!</font>

109
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">People who portray beautiful characters</font>

110
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">are really very human
and laughing is natural.</font>

111
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Have fun. Thank you.</font>

112
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kusha and Mallika,
I really like your company with us.</font>

113
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Please. We missed you all.
-I want to let you all know…</font>

114
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You all were great,
but I want to remind the two of you</font>

115
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that you are out of the game.
What are you doing?</font>

116
00:06:02,385 --> 00:06:04,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stop it now. Come on.
Relax. Let them do it.</font>

117
00:06:05,025 --> 00:06:06,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on. Thank you.
Give them a big hand, everybody!</font>

118
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bye, guys.</font>

119
00:06:08,025 --> 00:06:09,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All the best.</font>

120
00:06:10,105 --> 00:06:11,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Good luck!</font>

121
00:06:15,385 --> 00:06:17,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now, only the three of you are left.</font>

122
00:06:17,705 --> 00:06:19,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Three musketeers.
-Three musketeers.</font>

123
00:06:19,305 --> 00:06:20,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go for it.</font>

124
00:06:20,185 --> 00:06:22,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's going to be tough actually.
It's going to be pretty one-on-one.</font>

125
00:06:22,545 --> 00:06:25,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And now, we'll have
three rounds of face-offs.</font>

126
00:06:25,305 --> 00:06:28,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">These are the last ten minutes, guys.
Good luck!</font>

127
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sunil, Ankita,
we'll see you in the den.</font>

128
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They caught me smiling
and gave me the red card.</font>

129
00:06:34,865 --> 00:06:39,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I didn't feel bad about
not being in the top three.</font>

130
00:06:39,905 --> 00:06:42,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All I was thinking about was
that I couldn't perform the last act</font>

131
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that I had been preparing for.</font>

132
00:06:46,025 --> 00:06:49,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If there was a penny given every time
I laughed, I'd be a billionaire.</font>

133
00:06:49,225 --> 00:06:52,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">For me to have survived
close to six hours…</font>

134
00:06:52,905 --> 00:06:54,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I've won the game already.</font>

135
00:06:54,305 --> 00:06:56,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Guys, give your all!
-See you in ten minutes, everyone.</font>

136
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Outside.</font>

137
00:06:57,145 --> 00:06:58,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">See you.</font>

138
00:07:02,105 --> 00:07:03,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You laugh, you lose!</font>

139
00:07:04,065 --> 00:07:06,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello!</font>

140
00:07:07,265 --> 00:07:09,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's a party here!</font>

141
00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:13,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My dear! My child!
What happened to you?</font>

142
00:07:14,545 --> 00:07:15,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Darling!</font>

143
00:07:16,265 --> 00:07:17,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Love you.</font>

144
00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:19,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Only ten minutes of the game are left.</font>

145
00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:22,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm tired. I'm exhausted.
I've tried everything.</font>

146
00:07:22,545 --> 00:07:24,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't understand.</font>

147
00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:28,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How are the people, who've lasted
so long, going to break at this point?</font>

148
00:07:28,585 --> 00:07:31,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If I could pull my intestines out
at that point to make them laugh,</font>

149
00:07:31,825 --> 00:07:34,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and just wrap them around my neck
and just dance like Helen,</font>

150
00:07:34,985 --> 00:07:36,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I would've done that!</font>

151
00:07:36,745 --> 00:07:40,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's an intense situation.
Because this is the last time--</font>

152
00:07:40,185 --> 00:07:43,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean, if someone gets out now,
it's like… we're almost done.</font>

153
00:07:45,025 --> 00:07:48,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ten comedians took up the challenge
of not laughing for six hours.</font>

154
00:07:51,425 --> 00:07:53,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">After hundreds of near laughs,</font>

155
00:07:53,345 --> 00:07:55,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">we are finally down
to three comedians.</font>

156
00:07:56,945 --> 00:07:59,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">For these three prisoners,
who have not given up yet,</font>

157
00:07:59,825 --> 00:08:03,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think it's time
for fourth degree torture!</font>

158
00:08:03,225 --> 00:08:04,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let's show them!</font>

159
00:08:04,665 --> 00:08:06,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let's get ready for the final face-offs.</font>

160
00:08:06,785 --> 00:08:08,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Quick question, Boman.</font>

161
00:08:08,505 --> 00:08:11,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you know why
Earth's parents are angry at her?</font>

162
00:08:11,305 --> 00:08:12,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why?</font>

163
00:08:12,345 --> 00:08:14,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because she keeps
roaming around day and night!</font>

164
00:08:16,825 --> 00:08:18,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Time for some good old PJs, I think.</font>

165
00:08:20,825 --> 00:08:21,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Three.
-Two.</font>

166
00:08:22,225 --> 00:08:23,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">One.</font>

167
00:08:27,945 --> 00:08:29,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Last ten minutes!</font>

168
00:08:33,945 --> 00:08:35,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm very mature!</font>

169
00:08:35,705 --> 00:08:37,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm so mature that the
police arrested me once.</font>

170
00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because I was shouting
on the streets…</font>

171
00:08:39,865 --> 00:08:42,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"I'm a chor! I'm a chor!"</font>

172
00:08:44,945 --> 00:08:47,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why do Indian soap operas
have more immunity?</font>

173
00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Why?
-Because they've got Tulsi.</font>

174
00:08:50,745 --> 00:08:53,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sex with me is like an onion.</font>

175
00:08:53,745 --> 00:08:55,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You'll tear up for sure.</font>

176
00:08:55,985 --> 00:08:59,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What do you call an AC
that chews tobacco?</font>

177
00:09:00,385 --> 00:09:01,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Spit AC.</font>

178
00:09:02,865 --> 00:09:05,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will you say if you
want to send a rose to the moon?</font>

179
00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gulab ja moon.</font>

180
00:09:09,545 --> 00:09:11,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sex with me is like a car.</font>

181
00:09:11,265 --> 00:09:12,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, God!</font>

182
00:09:12,545 --> 00:09:14,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aakash crashes it every time.</font>

183
00:09:14,545 --> 00:09:16,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sex with me is like Aadar Malik.</font>

184
00:09:16,545 --> 00:09:17,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I never want to do it.</font>

185
00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:26,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now, it's time
for some arm wrestling.</font>

186
00:09:26,345 --> 00:09:28,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And trash talking,
but with compliments.</font>

187
00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:29,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How will they do both?</font>

188
00:09:29,705 --> 00:09:32,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They won't be able to do it, and that's
why we have to make them do it.</font>

189
00:09:32,745 --> 00:09:34,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I hate you, but I love you.</font>

190
00:09:34,705 --> 00:09:36,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I hate you, but I love you.</font>

191
00:09:39,985 --> 00:09:44,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How do you have such curly hair?
How do you maintain then?</font>

192
00:09:44,385 --> 00:09:46,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you apply
de-shelled coconut on it?</font>

193
00:09:46,865 --> 00:09:49,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wish I had straight hair like yours.</font>

194
00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:52,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because I really hate my hair.</font>

195
00:09:52,145 --> 00:09:53,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I love your eyes!</font>

196
00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:56,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your eyes pop straight out
of your skull in such a way</font>

197
00:09:56,505 --> 00:09:59,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that everything you say
seems so beautiful.</font>

198
00:09:59,985 --> 00:10:01,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Not more beautiful
than your face cut.</font>

199
00:10:01,865 --> 00:10:03,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wish I was of your height.</font>

200
00:10:03,985 --> 00:10:06,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Then I'd match perfectly
with my girlfriend.</font>

201
00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:09,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm so happy to know
that you have a girlfriend.</font>

202
00:10:11,105 --> 00:10:14,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wish I was born a few years later.</font>

203
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Then I could take part in Comicstaan.</font>

204
00:10:16,745 --> 00:10:19,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm so happy that
you mentioned that show's name.</font>

205
00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:25,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I like you so much that
I'll let you make a joke on me first.</font>

206
00:10:27,545 --> 00:10:31,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aakash, I like your tiny mustache.</font>

207
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:35,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I like all the mustaches
you have all over your body.</font>

208
00:10:35,505 --> 00:10:38,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You've been preparing
so much for this.</font>

209
00:10:39,145 --> 00:10:41,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And you've lasted so long.
Well played, brother!</font>

210
00:10:41,865 --> 00:10:43,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well played, you too!</font>

211
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:49,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You just wait and watch.
You'll get many opportunities after this.</font>

212
00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:51,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You'll move to Bombay and live here.</font>

213
00:10:51,465 --> 00:10:53,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm pleased to inform you
that I already live here!</font>

214
00:10:56,465 --> 00:10:58,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you're so good, Aakash!</font>

215
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-How good am I, sir?
-Very good.</font>

216
00:11:00,825 --> 00:11:03,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-How good?
-I'm asking, how much do you earn?</font>

217
00:11:09,505 --> 00:11:12,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You should have been the lead actor
in Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin.</font>

218
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:13,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was the lead in it.</font>

219
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But, Aadar…</font>

220
00:11:16,065 --> 00:11:18,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aadar, you've got beautiful eyes.</font>

221
00:11:18,465 --> 00:11:22,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your elbows are so beautiful.
Why don't you do elbow modeling?</font>

222
00:11:23,105 --> 00:11:26,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you know,
your height is really good!</font>

223
00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:28,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I look at it and I go, "Wow!"</font>

224
00:11:28,465 --> 00:11:31,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wish I could be an actor,
just as good as you!</font>

225
00:11:32,145 --> 00:11:35,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I wish I was
just as prompt as you.</font>

226
00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:38,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'd answer them quickly.
If someone asked me to laugh, I would.</font>

227
00:11:41,905 --> 00:11:44,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Arshad, do you want to
judge a dance show?</font>

228
00:11:44,105 --> 00:11:45,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah, why not?</font>

229
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on,
let's begin the dance to death.</font>

230
00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:48,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Dance!
-Come on.</font>

231
00:11:48,505 --> 00:11:50,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Come on, let's dance.
-Yeah!</font>

232
00:12:29,865 --> 00:12:31,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think Gaurav is tired.</font>

233
00:12:32,865 --> 00:12:34,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They should come down here!</font>

234
00:12:49,585 --> 00:12:52,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Three. Two. One!</font>

235
00:12:52,265 --> 00:12:53,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">One!</font>

236
00:12:57,545 --> 00:12:58,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Down to zero!</font>

237
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-For the last time…
-Yeah!</font>

238
00:13:05,425 --> 00:13:06,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Finally.</font>

239
00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:09,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well played!</font>

240
00:13:09,425 --> 00:13:10,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The time has come.</font>

241
00:13:21,265 --> 00:13:22,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Well done!
-Congratulations, guys.</font>

242
00:13:22,665 --> 00:13:24,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Whoa!
-Six hours.</font>

243
00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:28,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The time has come
after six hours to go back home</font>

244
00:13:28,585 --> 00:13:30,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and I'll get a break from this man.</font>

245
00:13:30,225 --> 00:13:31,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's good for all.</font>

246
00:13:31,425 --> 00:13:34,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Boman and Mr. Arshad
came in to announce the winner.</font>

247
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And then…</font>

248
00:13:37,345 --> 00:13:38,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your heart starts pounding.</font>

249
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I knew that I might've got some points.</font>

250
00:13:42,105 --> 00:13:43,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Will that be counted?</font>

251
00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:45,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What if I'd done something
in the last three minutes?</font>

252
00:13:48,065 --> 00:13:50,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wow! Such a victory!</font>

253
00:13:56,025 --> 00:13:56,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We know.</font>

254
00:13:56,985 --> 00:13:58,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Winner's name is on the hand.</font>

255
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everybody's here.</font>

256
00:13:59,825 --> 00:14:02,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Laugh, guys!
You can laugh now!</font>

257
00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:08,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Over here.
-You guys are such psychopaths!</font>

258
00:14:08,425 --> 00:14:10,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What psychopaths!
-Amazing!</font>

259
00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:14,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You guys kept a straight face.
It's unbelievable and unbeatable.</font>

260
00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:15,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's a very difficult thing to do.</font>

261
00:14:17,185 --> 00:14:19,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And we have three people
who made it right up to the end.</font>

262
00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:22,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aakash, I want to say,</font>

263
00:14:22,745 --> 00:14:25,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I used to worry about you, because
you kept hiding under the table.</font>

264
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We didn't know
what you were doing.</font>

265
00:14:26,945 --> 00:14:29,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you're a pocket-size dynamo.</font>

266
00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:34,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Mom, back off!
-Bunty, please!</font>

267
00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:36,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How could you park your car
in front of my house?</font>

268
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:37,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, your life is in danger.</font>

269
00:14:38,905 --> 00:14:39,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Open!</font>

270
00:14:41,065 --> 00:14:42,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Open!</font>

271
00:14:42,345 --> 00:14:43,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thank you.</font>

272
00:14:43,225 --> 00:14:46,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You made us all laugh
simply on pure timing</font>

273
00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:48,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and that's a blessing to have
as a comedian.</font>

274
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If you have timing,
you're a blessed guy.</font>

275
00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:57,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aadar, I must say. You have one
of the most unique faces I know.</font>

276
00:14:57,545 --> 00:14:59,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The hair, the nose,
the eyes, the height.</font>

277
00:14:59,505 --> 00:15:01,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're the big package going around.</font>

278
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:02,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shove your "be" up your B!</font>

279
00:15:02,665 --> 00:15:04,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What is he…
-Be in-- Shut up!</font>

280
00:15:04,385 --> 00:15:08,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Limber. Everybody, limber.
Just loosen the shit off!</font>

281
00:15:08,225 --> 00:15:10,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, you piece of shit!
You are an asshole!</font>

282
00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:12,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Live! Live!</font>

283
00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:16,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Lollipop!</font>

284
00:15:18,705 --> 00:15:20,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">God bless you.
You have a long way to go.</font>

285
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go Aadar!</font>

286
00:15:23,945 --> 00:15:25,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Good job! Good job!</font>

287
00:15:25,705 --> 00:15:27,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And Gaurav…</font>

288
00:15:28,185 --> 00:15:30,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Gera!</font>

289
00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:34,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You have honestly taken this
entire show to another level.</font>

290
00:15:35,065 --> 00:15:37,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm going to tell you
the story of LOL.</font>

291
00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:38,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, man. No!</font>

292
00:15:38,945 --> 00:15:41,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't remember meeting you.</font>

293
00:15:41,825 --> 00:15:42,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My name is Bablu.</font>

294
00:15:42,865 --> 00:15:44,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, Mom.
I was also in Dharam Veer.</font>

295
00:15:44,585 --> 00:15:45,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello, everybody!</font>

296
00:15:47,185 --> 00:15:49,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My name is Dikso Shanti.</font>

297
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your sense of humor is sharp,</font>

298
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">witty, lovely and bang it comes.</font>

299
00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:55,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wow, Gaurav!</font>

300
00:15:56,785 --> 00:15:58,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay!
You guys have done a great job.</font>

301
00:15:59,505 --> 00:16:00,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But the thing is that…</font>

302
00:16:00,705 --> 00:16:01,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">we have a tie.</font>

303
00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:06,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We had told you
that we have a point system.</font>

304
00:16:07,545 --> 00:16:12,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, according to the point system,
we actually have a winner.</font>

305
00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:17,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gaurav-Aakash. Aakash-Gaurav.
Gaurav-Aakash.</font>

306
00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:20,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Those were the two people
I'd placed my bets on.</font>

307
00:16:20,865 --> 00:16:25,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Looking at Gaurav's consistency,
I thought Gaurav could win this.</font>

308
00:16:26,145 --> 00:16:29,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He has played this game
fucking beautifully!</font>

309
00:16:29,705 --> 00:16:31,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aakash! Just… Yeah!</font>

310
00:16:31,905 --> 00:16:34,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aadar and Aakash
were really good.</font>

311
00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:37,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They played their best game
in the last ten minutes of the game.</font>

312
00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:42,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And the winner of LOL</font>

313
00:16:42,865 --> 00:16:44,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hasse Toh Phasse is…</font>

314
00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:48,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gaurav Gera!</font>

315
00:16:51,825 --> 00:16:53,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yay!</font>

316
00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:57,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, Mr. Gera. Come here!</font>

317
00:16:57,985 --> 00:16:59,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So cute!</font>

318
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:00,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes!</font>

319
00:17:10,025 --> 00:17:11,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The floor is yours.</font>

320
00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:13,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, I was really worried.
Because this is the first.</font>

321
00:17:14,025 --> 00:17:16,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And… knowing myself…</font>

322
00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:18,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I crack up at small things.</font>

323
00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:21,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, I was really worried.
I thought I'd be out in 15 minutes.</font>

324
00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:23,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you guys were fantastic.</font>

325
00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:25,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There was a lot of danger.</font>

326
00:17:26,105 --> 00:17:27,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But, yes.</font>

327
00:17:27,865 --> 00:17:30,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Finally… Well, I've won something for
the first time. I've never won before.</font>

328
00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:33,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How cute!</font>

329
00:17:33,785 --> 00:17:36,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And now,
for the promised prize money!</font>

330
00:17:36,545 --> 00:17:38,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have kids.
I have to pay their fees--</font>

331
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The income tax department
took all the money!</font>

332
00:17:39,865 --> 00:17:41,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Nice! Nice!</font>

333
00:17:42,265 --> 00:17:43,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let me tell you,</font>

334
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">the money that you won</font>

335
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">has been with you all the time.</font>

336
00:17:47,345 --> 00:17:48,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All this while.</font>

337
00:17:48,265 --> 00:17:49,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You've been sitting on it!</font>

338
00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:52,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, shit!</font>

339
00:17:52,825 --> 00:17:54,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What!
-Oh, geez!</font>

340
00:17:54,745 --> 00:17:56,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-There it is!
-Wow!</font>

341
00:17:57,905 --> 00:18:00,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't believe it!</font>

342
00:18:01,505 --> 00:18:04,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think he deserved to win
out of the three of us</font>

343
00:18:04,385 --> 00:18:06,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">because he was very active
right from the first hour.</font>

344
00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:08,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But you're bound to feel that…</font>

345
00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:11,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you came so far
and yet you couldn't make it.</font>

346
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:13,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gaurav has put in the most effort.</font>

347
00:18:14,145 --> 00:18:15,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And just every…</font>

348
00:18:15,585 --> 00:18:17,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">fifteen or twenty minutes,
Gaurav was something else.</font>

349
00:18:17,665 --> 00:18:19,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I was just so happy.</font>

350
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was so happy when I hugged him.
I was like…</font>

351
00:18:21,545 --> 00:18:24,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We're done. And it's an experience
that you're not going to forget.</font>

352
00:18:25,385 --> 00:18:27,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yay!</font>

353
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is what I have earned…</font>

354
00:18:31,065 --> 00:18:35,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">after suffering for six hours,
and not being able to laugh.</font>

355
00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:37,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm so glad that I got this.</font>

356
00:18:39,425 --> 00:18:41,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thank you!</font>

357
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:46,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Last One Laughing,
Hasse Toh Phasse.</font>

358
00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:48,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And… I lost.</font>

359
00:18:50,145 --> 00:18:51,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, my God!</font>

360
00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:56,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's a journey of a fallen man.</font>

361
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How you can fall from top to bottom.</font>

362
00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:03,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You have to be funny,
but can't laugh at the same time.</font>

363
00:19:03,345 --> 00:19:06,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can't tell you how
much that scared me.</font>

364
00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:09,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Loosen the shit off!</font>

365
00:19:09,505 --> 00:19:11,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It was very complicated.</font>

366
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Save me!</font>

367
00:19:14,025 --> 00:19:15,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But it was a lot of fun!</font>

368
00:19:19,985 --> 00:19:21,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What happened?</font>

369
00:19:21,305 --> 00:19:24,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Every comedian comes
with their own language.</font>

370
00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:28,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And you've just put it all together.
And it's this beautiful orchestra.</font>

371
00:19:30,905 --> 00:19:33,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">People think it's an easy game.
It's not an easy game.</font>

372
00:19:38,425 --> 00:19:42,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is the quickest way to
destroy your self-confidence.</font>

373
00:19:43,905 --> 00:19:47,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My favorite moments were
the replays of the laughs.</font>

374
00:19:49,585 --> 00:19:52,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It was really magical,
I think, to see…</font>

375
00:19:52,585 --> 00:19:55,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">so many people trying so hard.
So suddenly!</font>

376
00:19:58,825 --> 00:20:00,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Laugh and enjoy
because if you come on LOL,</font>

377
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you can't laugh
for a hell of a long time.</font>

378
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:09,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">An experience, a beautiful journey…
and a different mind-set altogether.</font>

379
00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:12,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think this is my lifetime memory.</font>

