1 00:00:39,945 --> 00:00:43,505 The people here are stubborn and dangerous. 2 00:00:43,545 --> 00:00:45,385 -They are very dangerous. -You're talking about yourself. 3 00:00:45,465 --> 00:00:47,425 You're talking about yourself. 4 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:51,545 They prayed this morning that today shouldn't be a happy day. 5 00:00:51,705 --> 00:00:56,545 People who didn't make any eye contact earlier 6 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:59,305 are now looking into each other's eyes and saying, 7 00:00:59,385 --> 00:01:02,305 "Try to make me laugh." 8 00:01:04,145 --> 00:01:07,345 You know, zombies are like wolves. They hunt in packs. 9 00:01:07,425 --> 00:01:09,465 So, Boman, let's send more of them. 10 00:01:09,545 --> 00:01:10,865 -Please do. -I will! 11 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,665 It's zombie time. 12 00:01:12,785 --> 00:01:13,825 Zombie is coming. 13 00:01:16,385 --> 00:01:18,665 I guess the thing I couldn't do as a contestant 14 00:01:18,785 --> 00:01:21,865 I really wanted to be able to do as a zombie. 15 00:01:21,945 --> 00:01:24,545 Which is to crack someone and get them out of the house. 16 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:27,265 -Good evening, everybody. -Hello! 17 00:01:27,345 --> 00:01:29,305 -Students, please sit down. -Good morning. 18 00:01:29,385 --> 00:01:31,225 -Sit down, dear. -Madam. 19 00:01:31,305 --> 00:01:32,905 -Come. Good morning. -Good morning. 20 00:01:32,985 --> 00:01:34,265 Miss, you're looking very nice. 21 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:36,625 Thank you, dear. Sucking up doesn't help. 22 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:39,225 Ma'am, I've been trying to suck up for a while, but to no avail. 23 00:01:39,305 --> 00:01:41,425 Yes, I can see that. 24 00:01:41,945 --> 00:01:46,465 So, students, my name is Dr. Mrs. Ludchuke. 25 00:01:47,145 --> 00:01:48,545 I am a doctor. 26 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:53,865 I teach the youth about things meant for young people. 27 00:01:53,945 --> 00:01:56,025 -That's a smile. -Are you serious? 28 00:02:06,105 --> 00:02:10,625 This sound indicates that someone has laughed. 29 00:02:11,145 --> 00:02:12,265 -You? -Miss, sit down. 30 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:19,945 My Lord! 31 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:23,545 -Oh, my Lord! -Congratulations! 32 00:02:24,705 --> 00:02:26,505 Okay, there's been a violation. 33 00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:30,425 Let's have a look at the screen. 34 00:02:30,545 --> 00:02:31,625 There you go. 35 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:35,265 Oh, no! 36 00:02:36,985 --> 00:02:39,225 That's okay. That's alright. 37 00:02:39,265 --> 00:02:41,985 -Oh, man! No! -My God! 38 00:02:42,385 --> 00:02:43,865 -Well played, Kusha. -Well played. 39 00:02:43,945 --> 00:02:45,145 Thank you. 40 00:02:45,225 --> 00:02:46,705 -Kusha! -Well played. 41 00:02:48,545 --> 00:02:52,585 Kusha, my dear. That was very nice. You played well. 42 00:02:57,025 --> 00:02:58,505 -Bye, Kusha. -Bye, Kusha. 43 00:02:58,625 --> 00:02:59,865 Man! 44 00:03:00,025 --> 00:03:02,105 I'm just so glad I can smile. 45 00:03:02,185 --> 00:03:05,185 That's my most normal reaction in life. 46 00:03:05,265 --> 00:03:06,385 It's my coping mechanism. 47 00:03:06,465 --> 00:03:08,545 And this game is only going to get crazier. 48 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:12,025 And I don't think I'd subscribe to that kind of craziness after a while. 49 00:03:12,105 --> 00:03:14,065 I think I've done enough crazy things for my own self. 50 00:03:14,225 --> 00:03:15,865 -Let's start the game. -One, two, three. 51 00:03:19,905 --> 00:03:21,945 -Both Kusha and Kapila left. -Yes. 52 00:03:23,145 --> 00:03:24,705 -Two people got evicted. -So, friends… 53 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:27,985 the game we are going to play is called "amuseum." 54 00:03:28,705 --> 00:03:34,865 As the music plays, you will come here and choose whichever prop you want. 55 00:03:35,785 --> 00:03:37,585 House, play the music! 56 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:41,945 So, the amuseum act is that we get a box of props, 57 00:03:42,105 --> 00:03:45,585 and we choose a prop, and then we have to dance with the prop. 58 00:03:45,745 --> 00:03:48,265 while the music plays, and when the music stops, 59 00:03:48,425 --> 00:03:49,905 we have to become statues. 60 00:03:49,985 --> 00:03:53,305 That's when these wretched zombies will try and make you laugh. 61 00:03:58,545 --> 00:03:59,625 Statue. 62 00:04:05,385 --> 00:04:08,505 Cyrus, do you know what a statue is? 63 00:04:08,705 --> 00:04:12,465 Unless you are a statue made of some old mud? 64 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:14,065 You are already crumbling. 65 00:04:14,225 --> 00:04:16,305 It's zombie time. 66 00:04:19,265 --> 00:04:20,785 Come, dear. Come. 67 00:04:21,185 --> 00:04:23,665 Cyrus! 68 00:04:23,825 --> 00:04:25,465 Cyrus! 69 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:27,345 Cyrus! 70 00:04:27,425 --> 00:04:28,425 -Cyrus. -Sunil! 71 00:04:28,585 --> 00:04:30,105 Cyrus, look into my eyes. 72 00:04:30,185 --> 00:04:32,465 -Cyrus sounds like toilet. -Toilet. 73 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:34,105 Hey, Sunil. 74 00:04:34,225 --> 00:04:37,145 What he said was right. Where is your upper lip? 75 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:38,865 Where did it go? 76 00:04:39,105 --> 00:04:43,025 The collagen goes away if you keep sucking up to the producers. 77 00:04:45,345 --> 00:04:47,425 Sunil is going to laugh! 78 00:04:47,465 --> 00:04:51,265 There were many moments where I felt I'm going to laugh. 79 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:55,545 But they shouldn't know that, or they will continue doing that. 80 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:58,665 There came a point when I started reciting Hanuman Chalisa in my head. 81 00:05:00,905 --> 00:05:02,985 Mallika is not leaving Broacha. 82 00:05:03,225 --> 00:05:04,025 Yes. 83 00:05:05,145 --> 00:05:09,105 Cyrus must be regretting not being nice to Mallika while she was in there. 84 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:11,305 He messed with the wrong girl. 85 00:05:11,585 --> 00:05:13,905 I'll be back in two minutes. 86 00:05:13,985 --> 00:05:15,905 Don't you dare move! I'll be right back. 87 00:05:17,105 --> 00:05:19,105 Gaurav looking good out here. 88 00:05:19,345 --> 00:05:21,425 Can I take your glasses off? 89 00:05:21,465 --> 00:05:23,985 Is this one of your characters? 90 00:05:24,465 --> 00:05:27,745 Gaurav, you played so many characters. 91 00:05:27,905 --> 00:05:28,785 Every discussion, 92 00:05:28,865 --> 00:05:31,145 even when you talk to yourself, is a group discussion. 93 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:36,745 He's good. 94 00:05:38,985 --> 00:05:41,745 You know, for a guy with the most chiseled face in the house, 95 00:05:41,825 --> 00:05:43,665 you have the flattest of expression. 96 00:05:45,105 --> 00:05:49,625 He looks as if he is continuously listening to Anu Malik's music. 97 00:05:50,185 --> 00:05:53,465 But I heard that you're a product of nepotism. 98 00:05:53,545 --> 00:05:55,185 Is that true? 99 00:05:55,985 --> 00:05:58,865 I looked up your father's name. Abu Malik. 100 00:05:59,785 --> 00:06:01,545 Is your mother's name Ammi Malik? 101 00:06:06,945 --> 00:06:08,105 Dancing. 102 00:06:21,585 --> 00:06:22,705 Statue. 103 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:25,505 Shakespeare, 400 years from now. Is that what you're saying? 104 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,345 You know, Aakash… 105 00:06:28,225 --> 00:06:30,025 is fishing. 106 00:06:30,225 --> 00:06:35,025 He's a decent boy, but he flirts with me all the time. 107 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:38,545 But I don't mind that because I like his aura. 108 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:40,145 He's a cute boy. 109 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:41,745 And I think he's sexy too. 110 00:06:41,825 --> 00:06:45,985 It's not like I dream about him at night. 111 00:06:46,065 --> 00:06:48,105 There's nothing like that. 112 00:06:48,225 --> 00:06:51,225 Please stop judging us! We are just good friends! 113 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,265 Wow, Cyrus! 114 00:06:54,505 --> 00:06:57,225 What is down there that you're constantly looking? 115 00:06:57,305 --> 00:06:59,345 Is it your aspiration? 116 00:06:59,905 --> 00:07:00,985 You're enjoying? 117 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:04,225 What will you do with 25 lakh rupees, Cyrus? 118 00:07:05,785 --> 00:07:07,025 What do you think he will do? 119 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:09,705 He will get a new cock. 120 00:07:11,825 --> 00:07:13,025 New cock. 121 00:07:13,105 --> 00:07:15,225 The old one fell off many years ago, right? 122 00:07:15,305 --> 00:07:16,785 He is fine without it. 123 00:07:20,145 --> 00:07:22,825 Okay, come on! End this. I can't take this anymore. 124 00:07:22,905 --> 00:07:24,545 They are just going after me, nobody else. 125 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:26,745 Clearly, there is a plan like a wolf's strategy. 126 00:07:26,825 --> 00:07:29,105 Be after one guy and take him down. 127 00:07:29,185 --> 00:07:32,425 Until the music starts, I'll be right here. 128 00:07:32,545 --> 00:07:35,105 Wanting to make eye contact with you. 129 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:38,105 I see something special in you. 130 00:07:39,065 --> 00:07:41,465 Don't you ever leave me. Okay? 131 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:42,825 Blink if you got my point. 132 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,305 Blink twice if you want to say, "I love you." 133 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:48,065 Blink thrice if you will have sex with me. 134 00:07:49,305 --> 00:07:51,025 Why won't you have sex with me? 135 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,425 She is insane! 136 00:07:56,505 --> 00:07:57,625 She's lost the plot. 137 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,705 So, they will send somebody in to distract you, 138 00:07:59,785 --> 00:08:02,905 attack you, jeer at you, boo you, make fun of you, 139 00:08:02,985 --> 00:08:05,025 make you happy, just to get a reaction. 140 00:08:05,225 --> 00:08:07,345 And my worry is, send anyone, 141 00:08:07,825 --> 00:08:09,625 but don't send Menon. 142 00:08:09,905 --> 00:08:11,985 It's zombie time. 143 00:08:12,905 --> 00:08:16,585 -How are you? -Hello, brother. 144 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:21,545 Mr. Boman and Mr. Arshad have sent three zombies to take us down. 145 00:08:22,345 --> 00:08:23,665 Who does that? 146 00:08:23,825 --> 00:08:25,625 Cyrus, I got your testicles. 147 00:08:28,665 --> 00:08:29,865 They've shrunk. 148 00:08:29,945 --> 00:08:32,745 Look. One rasgulla. Two rasgullas. 149 00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:37,185 Is it hurting? How are they hanging? 150 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:41,145 Do you feel good? I'm holding two of your things. 151 00:08:41,545 --> 00:08:44,265 This is like two nuts in a pod. 152 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,945 Is it true that you take long to get ready, sir? 153 00:08:50,545 --> 00:08:52,705 I imagine it is a very long time, 154 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:56,545 because first, he has to get out of the liquid that he is suspended in. 155 00:08:56,625 --> 00:08:58,465 -Yes! -Then put on his human suit. 156 00:08:58,545 --> 00:09:02,545 I've also heard that Cyrus is a legend. He has a big one. 157 00:09:04,105 --> 00:09:05,625 -A big what? -House. 158 00:09:24,545 --> 00:09:27,345 -I think we got him. We got him! -Really? It's a smile. 159 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:30,385 You've to do it... 160 00:09:31,105 --> 00:09:32,065 like this. 161 00:09:41,065 --> 00:09:42,145 Let's go. 162 00:09:42,425 --> 00:09:43,425 Well done. 163 00:09:43,865 --> 00:09:46,265 -Well done. Oh, my Lord! -Well done. 164 00:09:46,345 --> 00:09:49,825 -Where do you get these ideas from? -So, let's have a look, everybody. 165 00:09:58,865 --> 00:09:59,945 How could you do this to me? 166 00:09:59,985 --> 00:10:04,305 Cyrus, I'm surprised that you lasted this long. 167 00:10:04,385 --> 00:10:05,745 I thought he'd be the first person out. 168 00:10:05,865 --> 00:10:08,985 But if I was going to get out I wouldn't have gone through this for 20 minutes. 169 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,225 It was so unfair. It was torture. 170 00:10:12,305 --> 00:10:13,625 I didn't hear anybody else's name. 171 00:10:13,745 --> 00:10:15,265 They would just come after me non-stop. 172 00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:17,945 Maybe because when they were here, you had them non-stop. 173 00:10:18,545 --> 00:10:19,865 What about that? 174 00:10:20,305 --> 00:10:21,505 What about that? 175 00:10:21,985 --> 00:10:23,825 -Oh, God! -Cyrus! 176 00:10:23,865 --> 00:10:24,945 -Yes. -So sweet! 177 00:10:24,985 --> 00:10:26,265 And it gives me great pleasure 178 00:10:26,505 --> 00:10:28,745 to show you the red card. 179 00:10:29,945 --> 00:10:31,545 But, Suresh, you betrayed me. 180 00:10:33,105 --> 00:10:36,105 He was missing you. He was missing you back there. 181 00:10:37,385 --> 00:10:39,345 Good job, guys. Keep going. 182 00:10:39,465 --> 00:10:40,265 Go for it. 183 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:41,745 -Oh, man! -Everybody. 184 00:10:41,865 --> 00:10:43,065 Fuck off! 185 00:10:47,065 --> 00:10:49,065 Where is the fucker? Unbelievable, man! 186 00:10:49,225 --> 00:10:50,385 You're unbelievable. 187 00:10:50,465 --> 00:10:52,745 Why the hell were you talking about my cock for 15 minutes? 188 00:10:52,865 --> 00:10:54,425 Who does that to somebody, man? 189 00:10:54,505 --> 00:10:56,105 I was talking about something that's not there. 190 00:10:56,185 --> 00:10:59,305 I was waiting for the dance. I was begging God to start the music. 191 00:10:59,385 --> 00:11:02,065 And the point when the dance starts is when I relax. 192 00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:03,785 The biggest problem is when you are off. 193 00:11:03,985 --> 00:11:05,265 When you are on you're good. 194 00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:07,545 You'll be paying attention as it's an exam. 195 00:11:07,745 --> 00:11:10,585 But when you are off for a second, the whole test is over, 196 00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:13,825 and he made those eyebrows in those few seconds and I broke. 197 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:16,665 I hate you, Suresh Menon. I hate you so much. 198 00:11:27,665 --> 00:11:29,505 Am I looking like an ugly girl? 199 00:11:29,905 --> 00:11:31,345 You are not looking like a girl at all. 200 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,545 Really? I tried very hard. 201 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:34,865 I tried my best. 202 00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:36,425 -Hi. -Welcome to the den. 203 00:11:36,545 --> 00:11:38,545 -Hello! -Welcome to the den. 204 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,945 -What happened next? -Hi! 205 00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:43,745 -Sorry. -This is great! 206 00:11:43,825 --> 00:11:46,265 I like that little smoothness that I saw. 207 00:11:47,265 --> 00:11:48,545 That's what everyone says. 208 00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:50,145 Everybody tells the same. 209 00:11:50,225 --> 00:11:51,665 "What do you apply here?" 210 00:11:51,905 --> 00:11:53,465 Do you apply turmeric or sandalwood? 211 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:59,825 We are actually... 212 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:01,985 We are very particular about... 213 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,145 maintaining it and cleaning. 214 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,025 So, you don't let any hair grow there. 215 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:07,385 You shave it. 216 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,745 My husband tells me... 217 00:12:08,985 --> 00:12:10,625 that he doesn't like it. 218 00:12:10,705 --> 00:12:13,625 We have a deal. I'll do what he likes. 219 00:12:13,745 --> 00:12:16,625 -Your husband seems kinky. -No. he is not kinky. He is mine. 220 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:23,745 -Gaurav is a weapon inside. -Yeah. 221 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:27,665 Gaurav, what are you doing? 222 00:12:27,865 --> 00:12:28,865 He is changing. 223 00:12:28,985 --> 00:12:30,185 Oh, shit. I'm stuck. 224 00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:35,425 Suddenly his gender has changed. 225 00:12:35,665 --> 00:12:38,385 I'm a fighter from the pre-historical era. 226 00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:43,865 Sunil, does it look like I'm a muscular man or not? 227 00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:45,945 Listen to me. Just laugh and finish it off. 228 00:12:46,585 --> 00:12:48,225 -Let's all laugh at once. -Let's do it. 229 00:12:48,465 --> 00:12:51,785 Okay. One, two, three! 230 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,145 Good! Everyone's a traitor. 231 00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:58,185 Everyone is restless but they have made up their mind 232 00:12:58,265 --> 00:13:01,265 to not get out of the game. It's come to that stage. 233 00:13:04,145 --> 00:13:05,745 Listen to me, Gaurav. Gaurav. 234 00:13:06,425 --> 00:13:08,745 -Why don't you laugh? I will. -Should I? 235 00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:10,705 Are you tired? 236 00:13:12,265 --> 00:13:13,825 Sunil's got a naughty face. 237 00:13:13,905 --> 00:13:15,785 -Yeah! -He's got a cute face. 238 00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:18,225 I'm anyway going to eat the noodles. 239 00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:20,345 If I don't get to eat them, 240 00:13:21,025 --> 00:13:24,185 I will lose all my peas. 241 00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:26,705 It took me really long to peel the pea pods. 242 00:13:26,985 --> 00:13:28,145 See, there! 243 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:31,265 -Yeah! -That's a smile! 244 00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:32,545 That's a smile. 245 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:41,905 Oh, fuck! 246 00:13:45,585 --> 00:13:48,585 The buzzer went off. We're now only five contestants left in the house. 247 00:13:48,665 --> 00:13:51,665 Me, Sunil Grover, Ankita, Aadar, 248 00:13:51,745 --> 00:13:53,865 and Aakash. 249 00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:55,585 Someone is going to leave. 250 00:13:57,105 --> 00:13:58,225 Could be me. 251 00:13:59,265 --> 00:14:00,825 Alright, everybody, settle down. 252 00:14:01,225 --> 00:14:02,625 -Everybody, settle down. -At ease! 253 00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:04,745 -Alright, everybody. Settle down. -At ease! 254 00:14:04,825 --> 00:14:06,385 Every time I come here, I want to do this. 255 00:14:07,065 --> 00:14:08,225 Yeah, best! 256 00:14:09,025 --> 00:14:11,105 We come bearing three gifts. 257 00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:12,705 -Oh? -Yeah. 258 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,305 I think the first one was very obvious. 259 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,705 Have a look, please. 260 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:18,785 Oh, mama! 261 00:14:21,185 --> 00:14:23,185 Mr. Sunil, finally. 262 00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:26,985 I love you. Shah Rukh. 263 00:14:28,185 --> 00:14:31,265 I was told that there are only a few cameras installed in the gallery. 264 00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:38,985 I did that. 265 00:14:39,065 --> 00:14:40,705 But I deserve this card. 266 00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:43,385 The cameras are capturing every moment. 267 00:14:44,065 --> 00:14:45,265 They caught me. 268 00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:48,385 But I am proud of myself. 269 00:14:48,785 --> 00:14:52,305 Because being in the midst of these comedians, 270 00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:54,625 I was able to control my laughter for such a long time. 271 00:14:54,905 --> 00:14:56,065 It's a huge thing. 272 00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:58,105 There is another one coming up. Have a look. 273 00:15:02,905 --> 00:15:07,465 I'm seeing a smile on your face, for the first time. Right? 274 00:15:07,585 --> 00:15:09,545 For Aadar, it is a laugh. 275 00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:14,065 He is frowning like this. He even looks at me with a frown. 276 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:15,465 Oh, God! 277 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,585 The third yellow card goes to you, Aakash. 278 00:15:21,785 --> 00:15:23,745 We have been watching you very closely. 279 00:15:24,185 --> 00:15:28,505 We think you're participating but you haven't made anyone laugh. 280 00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:31,985 Aakash, yellow card for you. 281 00:15:32,385 --> 00:15:34,905 Okay, now we have less than 40 minutes left. 282 00:15:34,985 --> 00:15:36,985 And things are going to get stricter. 283 00:15:37,105 --> 00:15:40,745 Just clarifying it once more that it is going to get really critical. 284 00:15:41,025 --> 00:15:43,705 -And attempt to break the other guy. -Okay. 285 00:15:43,825 --> 00:15:45,705 Let's go. All the best, guys. 286 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,865 -Thank you. -Thank you! 287 00:15:47,945 --> 00:15:49,345 I just love doing that every time I see it. 288 00:15:49,425 --> 00:15:50,785 I have got a yellow card. 289 00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:55,545 I had a huge advantage and I have ruined it. 290 00:15:56,585 --> 00:15:59,945 Yeah. Close enough. So, this is fair. 291 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:03,985 Not laughing at a joke can be accomplished 292 00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:05,585 by controlling yourself. 293 00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:08,345 But making someone laugh involves two parties. 294 00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:09,985 You and the other person. 295 00:16:10,225 --> 00:16:12,465 You will crack a joke but the other person has to laugh. 296 00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:15,025 That's when I realized I've to raise the bar of my game. 297 00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:23,945 -We can laugh now, right? -Yes. I just did. 298 00:16:27,225 --> 00:16:28,825 Feels so good to laugh. 299 00:16:32,105 --> 00:16:34,825 I wanted to see how the game is going to go now. 300 00:16:34,905 --> 00:16:37,345 Now that we're in the final hours, and I have survived. 301 00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:39,305 We did everything we could. 302 00:16:39,385 --> 00:16:44,385 Prop comedy, physical comedy, roast. We've done every genre of comedy. 303 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:49,625 I started thinking what if something gets stuck in your teeth... 304 00:16:50,585 --> 00:16:54,905 and while you try to get rid of it, they take it as a smile. 305 00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:59,225 Tough times! It's Hanuman Chalisa time again! 306 00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:05,065 Boman, is your blood pressure fine? 307 00:17:05,505 --> 00:17:08,585 -It's fine! BP! -Okay! Flip. 308 00:17:08,665 --> 00:17:10,585 Okay. Get them all and come back alone. 309 00:17:20,985 --> 00:17:22,425 What was that? Red buzzer? 310 00:17:23,505 --> 00:17:27,345 It's showtime! Aakash Gupta! 311 00:17:30,105 --> 00:17:33,505 I'm very nervous about my showtime, but I'm also excited. 312 00:17:33,785 --> 00:17:38,105 Because, the way I have devised my showtime... 313 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,625 it needs the audience's reaction. 314 00:17:47,425 --> 00:17:49,625 Hello, welcome to my showtime. 315 00:17:50,665 --> 00:17:53,665 As you all know, I'm the youngest... 316 00:17:53,825 --> 00:17:55,785 -And the most stubborn! -and stubborn... Yeah. 317 00:17:55,905 --> 00:18:00,145 Since I'm the youngest here, I'll present some small acts in front of you. 318 00:18:00,185 --> 00:18:01,505 No, do something big. 319 00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:04,665 Leave the small acts to us. 320 00:18:09,425 --> 00:18:10,665 Oh! 321 00:18:21,905 --> 00:18:23,985 -Thank you. -You could've taken the papad. 322 00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:42,065 Why did you put the door mat on the wall? 323 00:18:42,145 --> 00:18:43,745 -He was... -Dusting it. 324 00:18:46,865 --> 00:18:49,785 But if it ever rains it will get wet and muddy. 325 00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:07,425 Come on, baby. Study! Two twos are four. 326 00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:09,825 Two fours are eight. Two threes are... 327 00:19:11,545 --> 00:19:12,505 Thank you. 328 00:19:14,025 --> 00:19:15,665 Subtle. Clever. 329 00:19:16,265 --> 00:19:17,265 Sex education. 330 00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:19,385 Oh, man! 331 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,105 I knew you wouldn't understand. 332 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:28,985 Open it! 333 00:19:34,865 --> 00:19:35,665 Open! 334 00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:40,145 -Thank you. -He's trying to open such a big hall. 335 00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:44,345 Thank you. 336 00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:51,105 -Over? -No. Not yet. 337 00:19:51,185 --> 00:19:54,425 I'm done actually. But, if you want me to do something for you... 338 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,545 -Suggestions. -Please laugh for us. 339 00:19:58,105 --> 00:19:59,545 I want to ask you one question. 340 00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:03,145 Did your father produce Comicstaan? 341 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:12,745 Comicstaan was produced by Amazon. And that's not my father. 342 00:20:12,985 --> 00:20:14,825 -You're the winner, right? -Yes. 343 00:20:15,145 --> 00:20:17,665 Very nice. I don't want this show to end at all. 344 00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:20,145 I couldn't understand some of the English words in your act. 345 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:21,905 I couldn't relate to the act at some places. 346 00:20:21,985 --> 00:20:23,425 Sir, I'll do it again for you. 347 00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:25,825 -The one with the claustrophobia... -Claustrophobic person. 348 00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:29,425 A person who feels suffocated in closed spaces. 349 00:20:29,505 --> 00:20:30,425 Show that to me. 350 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,665 Looks like a thief is escaping. 351 00:20:33,745 --> 00:20:35,185 How does it look claustrophobic? 352 00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:36,905 Sir, I can't stay in this room. 353 00:20:37,265 --> 00:20:38,665 Then laugh and leave! 354 00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:44,785 I want to give you a standing ovation as you go. 355 00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:47,025 -You performed really well. -Thank you, sir. 356 00:20:47,105 --> 00:20:49,625 You will do well in your life. 357 00:20:49,905 --> 00:20:51,105 And... that's it. 358 00:20:51,185 --> 00:20:52,985 -When did you decide to be the judge? -That's it. 359 00:20:53,065 --> 00:20:53,905 Thank you, sir. 360 00:20:55,145 --> 00:20:56,585 Very nice, Aakash. 361 00:20:56,665 --> 00:20:58,185 His pants are off! 362 00:21:02,865 --> 00:21:04,545 Sex with me is like Aadar Malik. 363 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:05,505 I don't want to do it. 364 00:21:05,585 --> 00:21:07,865 Eyes, up here. Not here. 365 00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:10,425 What will you call the process of sending a rose to the moon? 366 00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:11,905 Gulab ja moon. 367 00:21:11,985 --> 00:21:13,905 My pajamas are slipping. 368 00:21:14,025 --> 00:21:15,545 Mr. Gaurav, your pants have come down again. 369 00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:17,665 Aakash, make him laugh and I'll give you two crores. 370 00:21:17,745 --> 00:21:19,385 "I'm a chor! I'm a chor!" 371 00:21:19,425 --> 00:21:20,745 Sex with me is like a car. 372 00:21:20,825 --> 00:21:22,425 Aakash keeps breaking it. 373 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:25,585 We have a huge gas problem. Our gas cylinders come a week later. 374 00:21:25,665 --> 00:21:27,745 I love your little mustache. 375 00:21:27,825 --> 00:21:29,425 And the winner is...