The people here are stubborn and dangerous.
-They are very dangerous. -You're talking about yourself.
You're talking about yourself.
They prayed this morning that today shouldn't be a happy day.
People who didn't make any eye contact earlier
are now looking into each other's eyes and saying,
"Try to make me laugh."
You know, zombies are like wolves. They hunt in packs.
So, Boman, let's send more of them.
-Please do. -I will!
It's zombie time.
Zombie is coming.
I guess the thing I couldn't do as a contestant
I really wanted to be able to do as a zombie.
Which is to crack someone and get them out of the house.
-Good evening, everybody. -Hello!
-Students, please sit down. -Good morning.
-Sit down, dear. -Madam.
-Come. Good morning. -Good morning.
Miss, you're looking very nice.
Thank you, dear. Sucking up doesn't help.
Ma'am, I've been trying to suck up for a while, but to no avail.
Yes, I can see that.
So, students, my name is Dr. Mrs. Ludchuke.
I am a doctor.
I teach the youth about things meant for young people.
-That's a smile. -Are you serious?
This sound indicates that someone has laughed.
-You? -Miss, sit down.
My Lord!
-Oh, my Lord! -Congratulations!
Okay, there's been a violation.
Let's have a look at the screen.
There you go.
Oh, no!
That's okay. That's alright.
-Oh, man! No! -My God!
-Well played, Kusha. -Well played.
Thank you.
-Kusha! -Well played.
Kusha, my dear. That was very nice. You played well.
-Bye, Kusha. -Bye, Kusha.
Man!
I'm just so glad I can smile.
That's my most normal reaction in life.
It's my coping mechanism.
And this game is only going to get crazier.
And I don't think I'd subscribe to that kind of craziness after a while.
I think I've done enough crazy things for my own self.
-Let's start the game. -One, two, three.
-Both Kusha and Kapila left. -Yes.
-Two people got evicted. -So, friends…
the game we are going to play is called "amuseum."
As the music plays, you will come here and choose whichever prop you want.
House, play the music!
So, the amuseum act is that we get a box of props,
and we choose a prop, and then we have to dance with the prop.
while the music plays, and when the music stops,
we have to become statues.
That's when these wretched zombies will try and make you laugh.
Statue.
Cyrus, do you know what a statue is?
Unless you are a statue made of some old mud?
You are already crumbling.
It's zombie time.
Come, dear. Come.
Cyrus!
-Cyrus. -Sunil!
Cyrus, look into my eyes.
-Cyrus sounds like toilet. -Toilet.
Hey, Sunil.
What he said was right. Where is your upper lip?
Where did it go?
The collagen goes away if you keep sucking up to the producers.
Sunil is going to laugh!
There were many moments where I felt I'm going to laugh.
But they shouldn't know that, or they will continue doing that.
There came a point when I started reciting Hanuman Chalisa in my head.
Mallika is not leaving Broacha.
Yes.
Cyrus must be regretting not being nice to Mallika while she was in there.
He messed with the wrong girl.
I'll be back in two minutes.
Don't you dare move! I'll be right back.
Gaurav looking good out here.
Can I take your glasses off?
Is this one of your characters?
Gaurav, you played so many characters.
Every discussion,
even when you talk to yourself, is a group discussion.
He's good.
You know, for a guy with the most chiseled face in the house,
you have the flattest of expression.
He looks as if he is continuously listening to Anu Malik's music.
But I heard that you're a product of nepotism.
Is that true?
I looked up your father's name. Abu Malik.
Is your mother's name Ammi Malik?
Dancing.
Statue.
Shakespeare, 400 years from now. Is that what you're saying?
You know, Aakash…
is fishing.
He's a decent boy, but he flirts with me all the time.
But I don't mind that because I like his aura.
He's a cute boy.
And I think he's sexy too.
It's not like I dream about him at night.
There's nothing like that.
Please stop judging us! We are just good friends!
Wow, Cyrus!
What is down there that you're constantly looking?
Is it your aspiration?
You're enjoying?
What will you do with 25 lakh rupees, Cyrus?
What do you think he will do?
He will get a new cock.
New cock.
The old one fell off many years ago, right?
He is fine without it.
Okay, come on! End this. I can't take this anymore.
They are just going after me, nobody else.
Clearly, there is a plan like a wolf's strategy.
Be after one guy and take him down.
Until the music starts, I'll be right here.
Wanting to make eye contact with you.
I see something special in you.
Don't you ever leave me. Okay?
Blink if you got my point.
Blink twice if you want to say, "I love you."
Blink thrice if you will have sex with me.
Why won't you have sex with me?
She is insane!
She's lost the plot.
So, they will send somebody in to distract you,
attack you, jeer at you, boo you, make fun of you,
make you happy, just to get a reaction.
And my worry is, send anyone,
but don't send Menon.
It's zombie time.
-How are you? -Hello, brother.
Mr. Boman and Mr. Arshad have sent three zombies to take us down.
Who does that?
Cyrus, I got your testicles.
They've shrunk.
Look. One rasgulla. Two rasgullas.
Is it hurting? How are they hanging?
Do you feel good? I'm holding two of your things.
This is like two nuts in a pod.
Is it true that you take long to get ready, sir?
I imagine it is a very long time,
because first, he has to get out of the liquid that he is suspended in.
-Yes! -Then put on his human suit.
I've also heard that Cyrus is a legend. He has a big one.
-A big what? -House.
-I think we got him. We got him! -Really? It's a smile.
You've to do it...
like this.
Let's go.
Well done.
-Well done. Oh, my Lord! -Well done.
-Where do you get these ideas from? -So, let's have a look, everybody.
How could you do this to me?
Cyrus, I'm surprised that you lasted this long.
I thought he'd be the first person out.
But if I was going to get out I wouldn't have gone through this for 20 minutes.
It was so unfair. It was torture.
I didn't hear anybody else's name.
They would just come after me non-stop.
Maybe because when they were here, you had them non-stop.
What about that?
-Oh, God! -Cyrus!
-Yes. -So sweet!
And it gives me great pleasure
to show you the red card.
But, Suresh, you betrayed me.
He was missing you. He was missing you back there.
Good job, guys. Keep going.
Go for it.
-Oh, man! -Everybody.
Fuck off!
Where is the fucker? Unbelievable, man!
You're unbelievable.
Why the hell were you talking about my cock for 15 minutes?
Who does that to somebody, man?
I was talking about something that's not there.
I was waiting for the dance. I was begging God to start the music.
And the point when the dance starts is when I relax.
The biggest problem is when you are off.
When you are on you're good.
You'll be paying attention as it's an exam.
But when you are off for a second, the whole test is over,
and he made those eyebrows in those few seconds and I broke.
I hate you, Suresh Menon. I hate you so much.
Am I looking like an ugly girl?
You are not looking like a girl at all.
Really? I tried very hard.
I tried my best.
-Hi. -Welcome to the den.
-Hello! -Welcome to the den.
-What happened next? -Hi!
-Sorry. -This is great!
I like that little smoothness that I saw.
That's what everyone says.
Everybody tells the same.
"What do you apply here?"
Do you apply turmeric or sandalwood?
We are actually...
We are very particular about...
maintaining it and cleaning.
So, you don't let any hair grow there.
You shave it.
My husband tells me...
that he doesn't like it.
We have a deal. I'll do what he likes.
-Your husband seems kinky. -No. he is not kinky. He is mine.
-Gaurav is a weapon inside. -Yeah.
Gaurav, what are you doing?
He is changing.
Oh, shit. I'm stuck.
Suddenly his gender has changed.
I'm a fighter from the pre-historical era.
Sunil, does it look like I'm a muscular man or not?
Listen to me. Just laugh and finish it off.
-Let's all laugh at once. -Let's do it.
Okay. One, two, three!
Good! Everyone's a traitor.
Everyone is restless but they have made up their mind
to not get out of the game. It's come to that stage.
Listen to me, Gaurav. Gaurav.
-Why don't you laugh? I will. -Should I?
Are you tired?
Sunil's got a naughty face.
-Yeah! -He's got a cute face.
I'm anyway going to eat the noodles.
If I don't get to eat them,
I will lose all my peas.
It took me really long to peel the pea pods.
See, there!
-Yeah! -That's a smile!
That's a smile.
Oh, fuck!
The buzzer went off. We're now only five contestants left in the house.
Me, Sunil Grover, Ankita, Aadar,
and Aakash.
Someone is going to leave.
Could be me.
Alright, everybody, settle down.
-Everybody, settle down. -At ease!
-Alright, everybody. Settle down. -At ease!
Every time I come here, I want to do this.
Yeah, best!
We come bearing three gifts.
-Oh? -Yeah.
I think the first one was very obvious.
Have a look, please.
Oh, mama!
Mr. Sunil, finally.
I love you. Shah Rukh.
I was told that there are only a few cameras installed in the gallery.
I did that.
But I deserve this card.
The cameras are capturing every moment.
They caught me.
But I am proud of myself.
Because being in the midst of these comedians,
I was able to control my laughter for such a long time.
It's a huge thing.
There is another one coming up. Have a look.
I'm seeing a smile on your face, for the first time. Right?
For Aadar, it is a laugh.
He is frowning like this. He even looks at me with a frown.
Oh, God!
The third yellow card goes to you, Aakash.
We have been watching you very closely.
We think you're participating but you haven't made anyone laugh.
Aakash, yellow card for you.
Okay, now we have less than 40 minutes left.
And things are going to get stricter.
Just clarifying it once more that it is going to get really critical.
-And attempt to break the other guy. -Okay.
Let's go. All the best, guys.
-Thank you. -Thank you!
I just love doing that every time I see it.
I have got a yellow card.
I had a huge advantage and I have ruined it.
Yeah. Close enough. So, this is fair.
Not laughing at a joke can be accomplished
by controlling yourself.
But making someone laugh involves two parties.
You and the other person.
You will crack a joke but the other person has to laugh.
That's when I realized I've to raise the bar of my game.
-We can laugh now, right? -Yes. I just did.
Feels so good to laugh.
I wanted to see how the game is going to go now.
Now that we're in the final hours, and I have survived.
We did everything we could.
Prop comedy, physical comedy, roast. We've done every genre of comedy.
I started thinking what if something gets stuck in your teeth...
and while you try to get rid of it, they take it as a smile.
Tough times! It's Hanuman Chalisa time again!
Boman, is your blood pressure fine?
-It's fine! BP! -Okay! Flip.
Okay. Get them all and come back alone.
What was that? Red buzzer?
It's showtime! Aakash Gupta!
I'm very nervous about my showtime, but I'm also excited.
Because, the way I have devised my showtime...
it needs the audience's reaction.
Hello, welcome to my showtime.
As you all know, I'm the youngest...
-And the most stubborn! -and stubborn... Yeah.
Since I'm the youngest here, I'll present some small acts in front of you.
No, do something big.
Leave the small acts to us.
Oh!
-Thank you. -You could've taken the papad.
Why did you put the door mat on the wall?
-He was... -Dusting it.
But if it ever rains it will get wet and muddy.
Come on, baby. Study! Two twos are four.
Two fours are eight. Two threes are...
Thank you.
Subtle. Clever.
Sex education.
Oh, man!
I knew you wouldn't understand.
Open it!
Open!
-Thank you. -He's trying to open such a big hall.
Thank you.
-Over? -No. Not yet.
I'm done actually. But, if you want me to do something for you...
-Suggestions. -Please laugh for us.
I want to ask you one question.
Did your father produce Comicstaan?
Comicstaan was produced by Amazon. And that's not my father.
-You're the winner, right? -Yes.
Very nice. I don't want this show to end at all.
I couldn't understand some of the English words in your act.
I couldn't relate to the act at some places.
Sir, I'll do it again for you.
-The one with the claustrophobia... -Claustrophobic person.
A person who feels suffocated in closed spaces.
Show that to me.
Looks like a thief is escaping.
How does it look claustrophobic?
Sir, I can't stay in this room.
Then laugh and leave!
I want to give you a standing ovation as you go.
-You performed really well. -Thank you, sir.
You will do well in your life.
And... that's it.
-When did you decide to be the judge? -That's it.
Thank you, sir.
Very nice, Aakash.
His pants are off!
Sex with me is like Aadar Malik.
I don't want to do it.
Eyes, up here. Not here.
What will you call the process of sending a rose to the moon?
Gulab ja moon.
My pajamas are slipping.
Mr. Gaurav, your pants have come down again.
Aakash, make him laugh and I'll give you two crores.
"I'm a chor! I'm a chor!"
Sex with me is like a car.
Aakash keeps breaking it.
We have a huge gas problem. Our gas cylinders come a week later.
I love your little mustache.
And the winner is...