1 00:00:36,985 --> 00:00:39,145 Come on, Sunil! 2 00:00:40,865 --> 00:00:43,505 You know, when I do this step, 3 00:00:44,065 --> 00:00:45,545 the leg bounces back… 4 00:00:46,265 --> 00:00:47,785 and becomes really difficult. 5 00:00:48,145 --> 00:00:49,385 You know, bouncy. 6 00:00:50,745 --> 00:00:51,745 Aadar. 7 00:00:52,465 --> 00:00:53,665 Did you fart? 8 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,825 You did? Okay, sit down. 9 00:01:00,225 --> 00:01:01,545 All right. So, that's it, guys. 10 00:01:01,785 --> 00:01:02,905 Thank you so much. 11 00:01:03,305 --> 00:01:04,825 You guys are awesome. 12 00:01:04,905 --> 00:01:07,865 I don't think you would need a spare Tyre when you ride a scooter. 13 00:01:07,945 --> 00:01:09,105 No, I carry it along. 14 00:01:09,185 --> 00:01:10,105 That's a smile. 15 00:01:10,265 --> 00:01:13,745 That was not a smile. That was a freaking laughter. 16 00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:15,825 -Ready? -Yeah, boy! Go for it. 17 00:01:17,105 --> 00:01:18,905 Bang on! 18 00:01:20,265 --> 00:01:21,305 You are such a bum tease. 19 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:22,505 Who? 20 00:01:23,305 --> 00:01:24,305 Who? 21 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:25,185 Oh, no! 22 00:01:25,825 --> 00:01:27,905 -Gaurav is very funny. -Who is laughing? 23 00:01:28,225 --> 00:01:31,305 -Fuck you, Gaurav. -How I controlled when you came? 24 00:01:32,745 --> 00:01:35,265 It's obscene to the next level! 25 00:01:35,505 --> 00:01:37,665 It's obscene. 26 00:01:38,585 --> 00:01:41,345 This is too much! 27 00:01:42,025 --> 00:01:43,225 -Too much. -Yeah. 28 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,105 -Oh, my God! -Do even need to play? 29 00:01:50,225 --> 00:01:51,225 Well done! 30 00:01:51,785 --> 00:01:53,345 Oh, my God! 31 00:01:53,705 --> 00:01:55,305 -Gera, you've killed it. -Thank you. 32 00:01:56,865 --> 00:01:59,265 But, Ankita, there is a warning for you. 33 00:01:59,825 --> 00:02:01,545 You have been kind of passive. 34 00:02:02,545 --> 00:02:04,745 So, if you carry on like this you will get a yellow card. 35 00:02:05,265 --> 00:02:09,145 And let me remind you that if you don't make anyone laugh, 36 00:02:09,385 --> 00:02:11,105 you might get the yellow card. 37 00:02:11,225 --> 00:02:13,505 And the same warning for you, Aakash. 38 00:02:13,905 --> 00:02:15,425 -Okay. -You will have to spruce it up 39 00:02:15,505 --> 00:02:16,665 somewhere or the other because… 40 00:02:16,705 --> 00:02:18,425 Your boat and your car are not taking you anywhere. 41 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:19,905 -Yeah. -You're not even catching fish. 42 00:02:19,985 --> 00:02:21,345 Yeah. And I'll tell you something. 43 00:02:21,425 --> 00:02:24,865 The violation is so huge… 44 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,385 and the laughs are so unbelievable, 45 00:02:27,505 --> 00:02:29,905 that you've been even banned from season two. 46 00:02:31,425 --> 00:02:32,945 Ladies and gentlemen, have a look. 47 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:42,625 This is so cute, Mallika! 48 00:02:43,265 --> 00:02:44,625 There goes season two. 49 00:02:47,185 --> 00:02:48,145 More? 50 00:02:49,225 --> 00:02:50,225 And season three. 51 00:02:50,305 --> 00:02:51,265 Mallika! 52 00:02:52,065 --> 00:02:55,105 Mallika, my darling. What the hell! 53 00:02:55,265 --> 00:02:56,425 Please don't laugh again. 54 00:03:00,905 --> 00:03:03,465 -Oh, God! -Part of my duty. 55 00:03:03,545 --> 00:03:06,625 -Sorry, dear. -My pleasure, Boman. Pleasure. 56 00:03:07,585 --> 00:03:09,065 Oh, my God! 57 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:11,745 I mean look at this guy. How can you not laugh! 58 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:12,665 I know. 59 00:03:12,745 --> 00:03:14,265 -What is this? -This is too much. 60 00:03:14,345 --> 00:03:18,625 I can't! Gaurav, dude! This is too much! 61 00:03:27,145 --> 00:03:29,025 -I'll see you in the back room. -All right. 62 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:31,545 -See you soon. Bye. -See you, guys. We'll see you there. 63 00:03:32,225 --> 00:03:34,265 Bye, my lovely friends. 64 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:36,865 Take care. Don't run your car into someone. 65 00:03:37,065 --> 00:03:38,025 Bye, sister. 66 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:41,905 I didn't think we would all survive for so long. 67 00:03:41,985 --> 00:03:43,985 I mean there were eight people in there. 68 00:03:44,145 --> 00:03:47,225 Imagine the state of mind. And… 69 00:03:47,585 --> 00:03:51,905 Simply glancing at Gaurav and Sunil is enough for me. 70 00:03:51,985 --> 00:03:53,745 I really controlled a lot. 71 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,985 But when he entered… No. Sorry. 72 00:03:57,625 --> 00:04:00,065 I couldn't. And I have no regrets. 73 00:04:08,265 --> 00:04:10,545 You know I normally give classes in very rich… 74 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:11,665 Sir… 75 00:04:12,105 --> 00:04:13,345 wear some normal clothes. 76 00:04:13,425 --> 00:04:15,305 No, they have paid me. So, I can't. 77 00:04:20,105 --> 00:04:21,425 Where did you get this thing done? 78 00:04:21,545 --> 00:04:23,185 I went to Dr. Veeral. 79 00:04:23,465 --> 00:04:26,465 -Dr. Veeral? They are beautiful. -Yes… 80 00:04:26,825 --> 00:04:28,905 He gave me a discount for two. 81 00:04:29,025 --> 00:04:30,625 But you got it done everywhere. 82 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:31,865 No, I just got two. 83 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:34,705 It's over here and… So, is it natural? 84 00:04:34,785 --> 00:04:36,145 That's a beauty blessed. 85 00:04:36,225 --> 00:04:38,105 -Do you shoot wearing a bikini? -No, never. 86 00:04:38,185 --> 00:04:38,985 You don't. 87 00:04:39,025 --> 00:04:40,905 -We are respectful people. -You might have worn it in the beginning. 88 00:04:40,985 --> 00:04:42,585 No, there are many reasons. 89 00:04:42,665 --> 00:04:45,305 My spot boy, Adarsh. My driver, Adarsh. 90 00:04:45,705 --> 00:04:46,985 So, I can't do all this. 91 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:50,105 Had you been a part of the Indian football team, they would've been unbeatable. 92 00:04:50,185 --> 00:04:51,185 How disrespectful! 93 00:04:57,545 --> 00:04:59,465 -Holy Mother! -Oh, no! 94 00:04:59,905 --> 00:05:01,465 -Look at what Grover has got! -Oh, God! 95 00:05:01,545 --> 00:05:02,705 Hi, bird. I'm a bird. 96 00:05:02,825 --> 00:05:04,345 Sir, you've been a bird for a long time. 97 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:06,585 People keep saying, "Once more!" 98 00:05:06,665 --> 00:05:08,105 Once more or one more? 99 00:05:08,265 --> 00:05:11,905 -I dance when it rains. -Okay, there's a double meaning there. 100 00:05:12,425 --> 00:05:14,985 The toughest thing in the house at this point 101 00:05:15,025 --> 00:05:18,785 is to think of something absolutely original. An original idea, 102 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:20,905 an original joke, 103 00:05:21,025 --> 00:05:25,425 which is built and manufactured with the props that are around you. 104 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:29,745 I want to do my bodyguard gag. 105 00:05:29,825 --> 00:05:32,945 As I'm leaving, I see that Gaurav is also in the tunnel. 106 00:05:36,705 --> 00:05:37,505 Gera. 107 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:40,745 Look at his face. 108 00:05:44,425 --> 00:05:45,865 -Hello. -I'm a bird. 109 00:05:46,585 --> 00:05:48,265 -Peacock. -You're a peacock? 110 00:05:49,705 --> 00:05:50,665 Now you are no more. 111 00:05:51,465 --> 00:05:54,025 I didn't know whose bodyguard I would be. 112 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:56,865 I got an impromptu impulse. 113 00:05:56,985 --> 00:05:59,745 And he also played along. We both had good chemistry. 114 00:05:59,825 --> 00:06:02,505 He was the chief detective and I was his bodyguard. 115 00:06:02,585 --> 00:06:05,505 -Touch my feet. -There's been a crime here. 116 00:06:07,185 --> 00:06:09,505 -Gera is crazy. -Gera speaking in a South Indian accent. 117 00:06:09,585 --> 00:06:10,625 Sir, what's the crime? 118 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:13,225 The crime is that someone farted here. 119 00:06:13,465 --> 00:06:15,385 Aadar! 120 00:06:25,305 --> 00:06:26,545 Sunil Grovy. 121 00:06:26,985 --> 00:06:28,425 Oh, no! 122 00:06:28,585 --> 00:06:31,145 -Oh, no! -I tied it up here. 123 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:33,545 -You didn't tell me I tied it up here. -Sir. 124 00:06:34,025 --> 00:06:35,905 As a security guard, you are of no use. 125 00:06:35,985 --> 00:06:37,665 I should have worn it below. I'm exposed. 126 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,705 -I charge extra for this. -This way, sir. 127 00:06:41,385 --> 00:06:43,105 -Here? -Yeah, sir. 128 00:06:43,505 --> 00:06:45,185 -Stay here, sir. -Till when? 129 00:06:45,585 --> 00:06:46,585 Sir, I'll let you know. 130 00:06:47,265 --> 00:06:48,425 Sir, your life is under threat. 131 00:06:48,505 --> 00:06:50,145 My legs are not under threat. 132 00:06:50,225 --> 00:06:52,265 Both your legs and life are under threat, sir. 133 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,185 Okay. 134 00:06:58,425 --> 00:07:00,185 Come on. Sunil coming up. Sunil, come! 135 00:07:00,385 --> 00:07:01,985 -Go, Sunil. Come on, baby! -Come on, Sunil. 136 00:07:02,305 --> 00:07:03,105 Kill them all. 137 00:07:03,305 --> 00:07:04,505 Ladies and gentlemen. 138 00:07:04,745 --> 00:07:06,065 -Guys. -Yeah. 139 00:07:06,345 --> 00:07:07,665 Are you ready to give me attention? 140 00:07:07,745 --> 00:07:08,545 Totally! 141 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:09,985 -Attention! -Shall I come? 142 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:13,745 -Yes! Yeah! -Shall I come and perform? 143 00:07:14,185 --> 00:07:15,065 -Yeah! -Tell me! 144 00:07:15,825 --> 00:07:17,265 -Are you ready? -Yeah! 145 00:07:17,465 --> 00:07:18,745 Or you're Shetty. 146 00:07:19,985 --> 00:07:21,545 I am coming, guys. 147 00:07:22,065 --> 00:07:22,945 Ready. 148 00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:24,305 Seventy-seven. 149 00:07:24,585 --> 00:07:25,705 Seventy-six. 150 00:07:26,185 --> 00:07:27,145 Seventy-five. 151 00:07:27,825 --> 00:07:29,585 -Count with me. -Disco 82. 152 00:07:29,705 --> 00:07:31,705 Seventy… three. 153 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,825 Seventy-two. 154 00:07:32,905 --> 00:07:33,945 I will come on the count of one. 155 00:07:34,025 --> 00:07:35,065 One! 156 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,105 -Yeah. -Boy! 157 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,705 Wow! 158 00:07:43,825 --> 00:07:45,505 Wrong music! 159 00:07:46,305 --> 00:07:48,385 Guys, you're not reacting as if a star is coming. 160 00:07:50,945 --> 00:07:51,985 Nice. 161 00:08:10,425 --> 00:08:12,225 Riots have started. Riots! 162 00:08:12,305 --> 00:08:13,185 Do you… 163 00:08:13,865 --> 00:08:15,425 want some entertainment? 164 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:16,785 Yes! 165 00:08:16,865 --> 00:08:19,465 -Are you guys crazy? -Yes! 166 00:08:19,905 --> 00:08:22,545 -Are you guys rich? -No! 167 00:08:23,265 --> 00:08:24,305 So, guys… 168 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:27,345 I'm going to perform today. 169 00:08:28,905 --> 00:08:30,505 Do you want your friend to win? 170 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,505 How many questions will you ask, sir? 171 00:08:32,585 --> 00:08:33,825 I need money. 172 00:08:34,345 --> 00:08:36,265 I want to pay my EMIs. 173 00:08:36,785 --> 00:08:38,505 Do you want to have a good time? 174 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:39,865 Yes! 175 00:08:40,065 --> 00:08:41,985 Tell me if you want to have a good time! 176 00:08:42,345 --> 00:08:44,545 -It's the longest build-up ever. -Guys! 177 00:08:45,945 --> 00:08:47,545 Are you guys ready? 178 00:08:47,745 --> 00:08:49,185 Yes! 179 00:08:49,265 --> 00:08:51,545 Did guys take a taxi 180 00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:53,745 -when you came in the morning? -Yes! 181 00:08:54,985 --> 00:08:56,545 Do you find me sexy? 182 00:08:56,705 --> 00:08:58,865 Do you guys really want to have fun? 183 00:08:58,985 --> 00:08:59,825 Yes! 184 00:09:00,225 --> 00:09:01,505 Okay. There is a song… 185 00:09:02,385 --> 00:09:03,305 I'm going to sing. 186 00:09:03,545 --> 00:09:05,745 -Please stop. -For all of you! 187 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,625 You now want a good song! 188 00:09:09,105 --> 00:09:10,065 -Yes. -Isn't it? 189 00:09:10,745 --> 00:09:13,145 It's a good song! 190 00:09:14,265 --> 00:09:15,545 -Yes! -Written, 191 00:09:16,105 --> 00:09:16,985 composed, 192 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,265 -Yes! -and sung by me. 193 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:23,545 -Yes! -Do you like songs that are sung by me? 194 00:09:23,705 --> 00:09:24,745 Yes! 195 00:09:24,945 --> 00:09:25,985 Start. Start, brother. 196 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:29,065 I don't know if he is here for the act or to ask for money. 197 00:09:30,865 --> 00:09:33,145 Do you want me to sing that song? 198 00:09:33,225 --> 00:09:34,705 Sing any song, just sing. 199 00:09:34,745 --> 00:09:37,705 -Sing, please. -One, two, three, four. 200 00:09:38,465 --> 00:09:39,265 Five. 201 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,705 You stopped at five. It should start at the count of four. Wait! 202 00:09:42,225 --> 00:09:43,505 It starts at the count of four. 203 00:09:43,985 --> 00:09:46,185 One, two, three, five. 204 00:09:46,745 --> 00:09:47,745 Who said four? 205 00:09:48,225 --> 00:09:49,265 It should start at four. 206 00:09:49,745 --> 00:09:50,625 What are you guys doing? 207 00:09:50,745 --> 00:09:52,985 One, two, three, three and a half. 208 00:09:54,745 --> 00:09:55,705 Smart man. 209 00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:57,625 -Shall I sing? -No. 210 00:09:57,705 --> 00:09:59,705 -Yes. -Shall I say four? 211 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:01,225 -Yes. -Sing! 212 00:10:01,345 --> 00:10:02,505 Do you like four? 213 00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:04,745 -Yes. -For whom? 214 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,065 For God's sake. 215 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:13,145 Four! 216 00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:16,625 Guys, dance with me. 217 00:10:17,185 --> 00:10:18,545 This is the song… 218 00:10:19,225 --> 00:10:21,345 written, composed, 219 00:10:21,745 --> 00:10:24,825 and sung by yours sincerely. 220 00:10:31,305 --> 00:10:32,465 Hookah! 221 00:10:34,585 --> 00:10:35,625 Gargle! 222 00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:36,985 Sorry, I missed a… 223 00:10:37,065 --> 00:10:38,705 I skipped a beat. My fault. 224 00:10:39,185 --> 00:10:40,465 Please continue. 225 00:10:42,985 --> 00:10:43,745 Hookah! 226 00:10:43,865 --> 00:10:44,625 Hookah! 227 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,065 -Gargle! -Moron! 228 00:10:47,145 --> 00:10:48,225 -Gargle! -Guys! 229 00:10:48,385 --> 00:10:50,265 -Would you like it once more? -No! 230 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:54,225 You all are mean people. I don't even want to sing for you. 231 00:10:54,585 --> 00:10:56,745 I don't want to. 232 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,065 I don't want to sing for you. 233 00:10:59,145 --> 00:11:01,145 Come on. Guys, do you want me to sing? 234 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,545 -Yes. -As a playback singer. 235 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:04,465 Someone has parked their car. Please move it. 236 00:11:07,105 --> 00:11:08,825 -I want… -Nice! 237 00:11:08,905 --> 00:11:10,985 -I want to go and hug her. -Superb. 238 00:11:11,065 --> 00:11:12,585 -Good. -I have come to the wrong audience. 239 00:11:12,665 --> 00:11:13,945 I'm right outside his bungalow. 240 00:11:14,025 --> 00:11:16,025 -This is not the audience I want. -I'm outside his bungalow. 241 00:11:16,105 --> 00:11:18,345 -This is bullshit. -And as you can see, he is home right now. 242 00:11:19,065 --> 00:11:20,625 A five year old kid is missing. 243 00:11:20,705 --> 00:11:22,145 -Come on. -His name is Chintu. 244 00:11:22,225 --> 00:11:23,305 This is not a sacred gathering. 245 00:11:23,385 --> 00:11:25,185 I'm not… No! 246 00:11:25,425 --> 00:11:28,505 You would have shown your love for me if it was true. 247 00:11:28,825 --> 00:11:30,345 -Yes or no! -Hookah! 248 00:11:30,425 --> 00:11:31,305 Sir… 249 00:11:31,385 --> 00:11:33,305 -No! -Are you Shetty or… 250 00:11:33,385 --> 00:11:34,545 -No! -or Reddy? 251 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,265 -Security. Let's go. -Yes. 252 00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:37,265 Sir… 253 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,025 -Sir. -Security, take me along. 254 00:11:40,105 --> 00:11:41,585 This is the worst day of my life. 255 00:11:41,665 --> 00:11:43,425 See, this is the security… 256 00:11:43,665 --> 00:11:44,465 I have. 257 00:11:44,545 --> 00:11:46,545 I am not just a performer. People are crazy for me. 258 00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:48,145 -You betrayed me. -Step away. 259 00:11:48,225 --> 00:11:50,145 -Come! -Sir, what a performance! 260 00:11:50,265 --> 00:11:51,905 -Big fan, sir. Sir, selfie. -Please, ma'am. Please. Ma'am! 261 00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:53,305 -Ma'am! -Where is your camera? 262 00:11:53,425 --> 00:11:54,225 Ma'am, step away. 263 00:11:54,305 --> 00:11:55,105 Sir, selfie. 264 00:11:55,185 --> 00:11:56,625 -Where is your camera? -Take a selfie using this. 265 00:11:56,705 --> 00:11:58,585 Let her click a selfie. 266 00:11:58,665 --> 00:12:00,985 -Okay, sir. Okay. -At least someone asked for a selfie. 267 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,065 -Why don't you join us? -At least I found one fan. 268 00:12:03,145 --> 00:12:04,345 -Let her click a selfie. -Sir. 269 00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:06,185 Take a picture of her taking a selfie with me. 270 00:12:06,265 --> 00:12:08,025 I will post it. 271 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,065 I really enjoyed Sunil Grover's act. 272 00:12:10,145 --> 00:12:12,185 And I find Sunil Grover was also the kind of guy… 273 00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:15,945 I really like him. When you like someone I think the comedy becomes 274 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:19,505 even more difficult to contain because you're encouraged to laugh. 275 00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:21,145 Because you like them. 276 00:12:21,785 --> 00:12:22,865 I think I'm in love. 277 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:29,865 -What can we do? -Sorry to see you here, Mallika. 278 00:12:29,945 --> 00:12:31,705 -I'm also sorry, Boman. -Yeah. 279 00:12:31,945 --> 00:12:33,265 -Yeah. -And we all are sorry to see you. 280 00:12:33,345 --> 00:12:34,785 -Yes. -Take a seat. 281 00:12:34,945 --> 00:12:37,185 -You were very good. Let me tell you. -Very good. 282 00:12:37,265 --> 00:12:38,225 You were superb. 283 00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:41,505 -I'll get some runs! -Get two. I want one. 284 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:44,265 Poor Aakash! He hasn't managed to make anyone laugh with or without his car. 285 00:12:44,345 --> 00:12:45,545 He looks like a mechanic now. 286 00:12:46,945 --> 00:12:48,465 Hey! Get two runs! 287 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:49,385 What? 288 00:12:52,145 --> 00:12:53,585 Right arm over the wicket. 289 00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:55,985 Playing with a lemon for the first time. 290 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,505 How was that! 291 00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:02,305 -Yes! -Goal! 292 00:13:03,225 --> 00:13:06,425 And Ankita is in the prop room as usual. 293 00:13:06,905 --> 00:13:09,865 Just keep a close eye on Ankita. 294 00:13:11,465 --> 00:13:12,265 -Arshad? -Yeah? 295 00:13:12,345 --> 00:13:14,825 My inner voice says, you should mess with them a little more. 296 00:13:14,905 --> 00:13:16,785 Oh! I like your inner voice. 297 00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:18,785 -What an inner voice! -I love your inner voice. 298 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,505 -My outer voice? -Yes, I like them both. 299 00:13:20,585 --> 00:13:21,785 -Yeah, good for you. -Yeah! 300 00:13:22,065 --> 00:13:24,825 So now, we are going to send in eliminated comedians 301 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,745 to see if they can break these guys inside the house 302 00:13:27,825 --> 00:13:29,985 and have their revenge. You see, they have nothing to lose 303 00:13:30,065 --> 00:13:31,505 because they have already lost. 304 00:13:31,585 --> 00:13:33,825 We call them… Zombies. 305 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,145 It's zombie time. 306 00:13:39,065 --> 00:13:39,985 Suresh is coming. 307 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:42,585 -No, I think it is Madika Lua coming. -Hundred percent, Suresh. 308 00:13:42,705 --> 00:13:45,825 But they have no idea what's coming in next. 309 00:13:48,065 --> 00:13:49,345 It's time to unleash… 310 00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:50,785 the super zombie. 311 00:13:51,385 --> 00:13:52,625 Come on! Send him in. 312 00:13:59,265 --> 00:14:01,345 No! 313 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:03,705 Really? 314 00:14:04,425 --> 00:14:06,945 Atul, I couldn't recognize you. 315 00:14:09,505 --> 00:14:11,225 Low budget Mithun Chakraborty. 316 00:14:12,745 --> 00:14:14,625 Come on! This is the rap song which I have created. 317 00:14:14,705 --> 00:14:17,105 Guys, come on! Energy! 318 00:14:18,145 --> 00:14:20,265 Do we love our performer? 319 00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:23,905 Do not laugh! 320 00:14:23,985 --> 00:14:26,825 Now, Atul has come here to make us laugh. 321 00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:29,705 And we're used to this now. 322 00:14:29,865 --> 00:14:33,945 Everybody has become stubborn. We'll not laugh at all. 323 00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:38,145 -Do not laugh! -Do not laugh! 324 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,705 Do not laugh like this 325 00:14:39,785 --> 00:14:42,265 My name is Atul My surname is Khatri 326 00:14:42,345 --> 00:14:45,065 That's because my father forgot to use protection 327 00:14:45,705 --> 00:14:48,145 -Do not laugh -Do not laugh 328 00:14:48,425 --> 00:14:50,705 -Do not laugh -Do not laugh 329 00:14:50,785 --> 00:14:52,425 -Never! -No chance. 330 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,865 I'll never laugh! 331 00:14:54,985 --> 00:14:57,505 I've heard about Gully boy. But he's Gully grandfather! 332 00:14:59,785 --> 00:15:01,865 Let's have an open mic. Come on, guys. 333 00:15:01,945 --> 00:15:02,945 Yes, come on. 334 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,305 Does anyone follow Metallica? 335 00:15:05,465 --> 00:15:06,985 No, we use aluminum at home. 336 00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:10,825 Metal song for my grandma. 337 00:15:10,945 --> 00:15:11,865 Mental song? 338 00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:15,065 Fuck! 339 00:15:19,425 --> 00:15:20,265 Death. 340 00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:23,305 Ankita is sitting there like she's not interested. 341 00:15:23,385 --> 00:15:24,585 Arshad, what do you think? 342 00:15:24,665 --> 00:15:27,545 She's already got a warning for being passive 343 00:15:27,705 --> 00:15:29,265 But she is just not participating. 344 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:33,225 Lollipop! 345 00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:37,265 Yeah, Arshad. I agree. Let's fix this. 346 00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:38,985 Thank you. 347 00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:56,225 Okay! 348 00:15:56,825 --> 00:16:00,225 We've come to tell you we're now in the meat and potatoes time. 349 00:16:01,025 --> 00:16:02,985 And we've got to up the game. 350 00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:05,145 And we're going to give a yellow card to someone. 351 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:09,265 For eating, drinking, walking away and just when you're about to break. 352 00:16:09,585 --> 00:16:11,705 -Too much time in the prop room. -Too much time in the prop room. 353 00:16:11,785 --> 00:16:13,825 And that's what the cameras have said. 354 00:16:15,665 --> 00:16:17,865 I'm sorry. But, I've got to do this. 355 00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,625 -Me? -Yes. You, Ankita. 356 00:16:20,865 --> 00:16:22,505 -Not me. -Remember the color. 357 00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:24,225 -So, see… -This is what the cameras are saying. 358 00:16:24,305 --> 00:16:27,905 I'm quite surprised that I've got a yellow card. 359 00:16:28,065 --> 00:16:32,185 With an extremely heavy heart, I don't accept it, but I accept it. 360 00:16:36,945 --> 00:16:38,745 -Welcome. -Aditi! 361 00:16:39,425 --> 00:16:42,385 These fuckers are not laughing. They have turned immune. 362 00:16:42,465 --> 00:16:44,625 Poor people. They are having a hard time. 363 00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:49,345 The game is on. 364 00:16:51,425 --> 00:16:52,385 What do we do now? 365 00:16:55,585 --> 00:16:56,505 Mother. 366 00:16:56,945 --> 00:16:59,185 Mother, I give you this kingdom. 367 00:16:59,265 --> 00:17:00,905 Did you kill him? 368 00:17:01,865 --> 00:17:03,665 I'm sorry, Mother. I couldn't kill him. 369 00:17:03,945 --> 00:17:06,345 -Is he wearing an underwear on his head? -Yes, he is. 370 00:17:06,585 --> 00:17:08,585 This is what you call a really good comedian. 371 00:17:12,385 --> 00:17:14,425 I will have to slit your throat. 372 00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:16,385 Your Highness, there is no sword in it. 373 00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:18,185 Mother, I have a request to make. 374 00:17:18,985 --> 00:17:21,345 I am your real son. 375 00:17:22,665 --> 00:17:25,425 You've never done anything to prove that you're my real son. 376 00:17:25,825 --> 00:17:27,665 You're wearing a purple colored t-shirt, 377 00:17:28,025 --> 00:17:29,665 with "Crime Scene" printed on it. 378 00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:31,425 Mother, I tried a lot. 379 00:17:31,665 --> 00:17:35,185 -You're evil! -If you want to punish me, 380 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,145 -then you may shave my legs, Mother. -Listen… 381 00:17:38,745 --> 00:17:39,545 Let's do it. 382 00:17:40,065 --> 00:17:41,145 Only a mother can do it. 383 00:17:43,025 --> 00:17:45,425 No! 384 00:17:45,545 --> 00:17:47,185 -Your Highness, have mercy on him. -A mother can do anything. 385 00:17:47,305 --> 00:17:49,025 I'll either slit his throat 386 00:17:49,425 --> 00:17:51,185 or shave his hair. 387 00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:52,665 Mother, you can't do this. 388 00:17:52,825 --> 00:17:55,865 -When did you turn into Dharmendra? -No, Mother. I worked in Dharam Veer. 389 00:17:56,185 --> 00:17:58,785 Why can't you stick to one character? 390 00:17:58,865 --> 00:18:00,345 Mother, I am fluid. 391 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:03,585 His get-up, his voice and what he is saying. 392 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,025 Nothing has any connection with each other. I love it! 393 00:18:11,265 --> 00:18:15,505 Guys, let's all get up and energize ourselves. 394 00:18:15,585 --> 00:18:17,185 -Okay. -Come on, everybody. 395 00:18:17,385 --> 00:18:19,825 -Energize yourselves. -Right. 396 00:18:23,385 --> 00:18:24,905 Here he comes. 397 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,425 I want to do something. 398 00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:29,505 He has come dressed as a leopard. 399 00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:30,905 I want to do something. 400 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,625 Everyone wants to know what I'm going to do now. 401 00:18:33,665 --> 00:18:35,985 I can wear anything. 402 00:18:36,105 --> 00:18:37,265 What is he going to do now? 403 00:18:37,345 --> 00:18:39,065 So, I can't let people down. 404 00:18:40,665 --> 00:18:42,905 If you can play the drums 405 00:18:42,985 --> 00:18:44,385 or anything, please do. 406 00:18:44,425 --> 00:18:45,425 Yes, tell us. 407 00:18:45,505 --> 00:18:46,905 -Do you play the drums? -Yes. 408 00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:48,985 -I do play the drums. -Do you? 409 00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:49,905 Shall we dance? 410 00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:51,265 Are you ready? 411 00:18:51,345 --> 00:18:52,145 Yeah. 412 00:18:52,185 --> 00:18:54,545 -Are you energized? -Yes! 413 00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:56,985 What are you doing, Mr. Aakash? 414 00:18:57,385 --> 00:18:58,625 Okay, play the music. 415 00:19:02,505 --> 00:19:05,185 I am going to recite the story of LOL. 416 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,905 -Please feel free to praise me. -Wow! 417 00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:11,185 One moment, can you stand away from the mic? 418 00:19:11,265 --> 00:19:12,625 The reverb is high. 419 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,505 Is this fine? 420 00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:15,425 Yes, that's better. 421 00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:16,425 Come a bit closer. 422 00:19:16,545 --> 00:19:17,425 -Closer? -Perfect. 423 00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:18,545 Now start! 424 00:19:20,505 --> 00:19:22,745 I am going to recite the story of LOL. 425 00:19:22,825 --> 00:19:25,905 -Please. -It's a show on Amazon. 426 00:19:26,105 --> 00:19:26,905 -Wow! -Okay. 427 00:19:26,985 --> 00:19:32,745 When it began, I saw the hosts were Arshad Warsi and Boman Irani. 428 00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:34,425 -Wow! -Hallelujah! 429 00:19:37,825 --> 00:19:38,865 Nice one. 430 00:19:38,905 --> 00:19:44,385 The rules are that no one can laugh, chuckle or giggle. 431 00:19:45,145 --> 00:19:46,425 You're not saying anything good. 432 00:19:46,545 --> 00:19:47,665 Say something good, kid. 433 00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:50,425 -Say good. -Good! 434 00:19:50,505 --> 00:19:55,305 Hey Boman! Aakash listens to Cyrus, but never to us. 435 00:19:55,385 --> 00:19:57,825 Mic testing! 436 00:20:01,905 --> 00:20:03,185 He is mad! 437 00:20:03,425 --> 00:20:07,665 Kusha Kapila has got an amazing story. 438 00:20:08,425 --> 00:20:13,665 She makes amazing videos and posts them on Instagram. 439 00:20:14,185 --> 00:20:16,825 And with her is Cyrus, the virus! 440 00:20:16,905 --> 00:20:17,665 Sir, I… 441 00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:20,585 He's such a disruptive man. 442 00:20:21,905 --> 00:20:25,185 -Yes, standing ovation. -Very true. 443 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,265 -Very true. -He's so disruptive. 444 00:20:28,545 --> 00:20:30,745 This is the best line of the whole show. 445 00:20:30,825 --> 00:20:31,745 Throw him out. 446 00:20:31,825 --> 00:20:34,185 -He's playing with his skirt. -Throw him out. 447 00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:36,865 But he's so confident. 448 00:20:37,025 --> 00:20:39,025 -He's not willing to leave. -Really? 449 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,425 I asked him to leave but he asked me to leave. 450 00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:43,385 Who will leave a house in Mumbai? 451 00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:47,505 You're right. And Sunil Grover… 452 00:20:48,265 --> 00:20:52,825 He has done so many great shows, and yet he's stuck in here! 453 00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:54,985 Twenty-five lakh rupees is nothing for you. Leave it! 454 00:20:55,065 --> 00:20:56,585 -Let it go for the poor. -Let it go! 455 00:20:56,665 --> 00:20:57,905 You don't need it. 456 00:20:57,985 --> 00:21:00,585 -Music! -Leave, please. 457 00:21:00,665 --> 00:21:03,585 -Let it go! -Let it go! 458 00:21:03,785 --> 00:21:04,905 Let it go! 459 00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:06,345 Let it go. 460 00:21:06,425 --> 00:21:10,385 Let go of the 25 lakhs. 461 00:21:10,425 --> 00:21:13,825 -Let it go! -Let it go! 462 00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:16,865 One guy who has not been passive, even for a second. 463 00:21:16,905 --> 00:21:17,825 Not even for a second. 464 00:21:18,785 --> 00:21:20,665 -Friends! -Tell us. 465 00:21:22,025 --> 00:21:23,305 Life is short. 466 00:21:23,425 --> 00:21:24,825 My wife says the same. 467 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,185 Aadar is funny. 468 00:21:29,265 --> 00:21:31,585 Now… I will… 469 00:21:33,145 --> 00:21:34,665 show you black magic. 470 00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:36,025 Friends! 471 00:21:36,665 --> 00:21:39,825 There's a saying, hear from one ear and let it go from another. 472 00:21:40,585 --> 00:21:43,905 But today, you'll hear it from one ear and let it out from somewhere else. 473 00:21:45,185 --> 00:21:47,145 Suspenseful music please. 474 00:21:59,145 --> 00:22:00,905 Hear it and let it go. 475 00:22:00,985 --> 00:22:03,545 But I'll hear it and see where I let it go from. 476 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:04,865 Stick it behind. 477 00:22:06,905 --> 00:22:09,505 -Sunil got a little thrown, by the way. -Yeah! 478 00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:12,345 Never seen such magic before. 479 00:22:12,425 --> 00:22:13,905 Wow! 480 00:22:14,345 --> 00:22:15,265 Now look. 481 00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:22,985 -From here. -Really? 482 00:22:23,225 --> 00:22:24,465 Fantastic! 483 00:22:24,545 --> 00:22:27,185 -Nice! -Amazing! 484 00:22:27,585 --> 00:22:29,505 The bag will drink water now, friends. 485 00:22:29,585 --> 00:22:31,465 -Wow! -Amazing! 486 00:22:31,545 --> 00:22:33,585 There's no water in the world, 487 00:22:33,665 --> 00:22:35,905 -but this bag will drink water. -Wow! 488 00:22:35,985 --> 00:22:39,625 -I'm thirsty now. -I've put water in the bag. 489 00:22:39,705 --> 00:22:41,705 -Did I or not? -You did. 490 00:22:41,785 --> 00:22:43,625 -This isn't a joke. -It isn't. 491 00:22:43,705 --> 00:22:44,505 No. 492 00:22:44,745 --> 00:22:46,785 The bag drank it. 493 00:22:46,905 --> 00:22:48,705 -Wow. -Hey! 494 00:22:49,185 --> 00:22:52,865 The eyes are delusional. 495 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:55,625 Wow! 496 00:22:56,665 --> 00:22:58,385 Your diaper just fell. 497 00:22:59,025 --> 00:23:00,265 Look at Sunil! 498 00:23:04,545 --> 00:23:07,065 Sorry, friends! That was malfunctioning of the bag. 499 00:23:07,145 --> 00:23:09,025 It was great, sir. Nothing to be sorry about. 500 00:23:09,105 --> 00:23:11,665 -Now look, a last trick. -Yes. 501 00:23:13,465 --> 00:23:16,025 Is this a man or a woman? 502 00:23:16,185 --> 00:23:17,865 Is it a lioness or a peacock? 503 00:23:18,305 --> 00:23:21,865 This lioness has the tail of a zebra, what do you think? 504 00:23:22,145 --> 00:23:23,265 All-rounder. 505 00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:26,665 -Should I tell you the truth? -No! 506 00:23:26,745 --> 00:23:27,585 Yes. 507 00:23:27,945 --> 00:23:29,145 Please don't. 508 00:23:29,705 --> 00:23:30,985 You'll make me look like a bird. 509 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:34,945 Gaurav is trying to make me laugh during my act. 510 00:23:35,145 --> 00:23:38,825 But everyone is stubborn now. 511 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,385 Nobody is laughing. 512 00:23:44,665 --> 00:23:47,905 You know, zombies are like wolves. They hunt in packs. 513 00:23:47,985 --> 00:23:50,025 Boman, let's send some more. 514 00:23:50,105 --> 00:23:51,705 -Please do. -I will. 515 00:23:51,785 --> 00:23:53,585 It's zombie time. 516 00:23:53,985 --> 00:23:55,985 I don't want this show to end. 517 00:23:56,465 --> 00:23:57,905 Sir, I can't stay in this room. 518 00:23:57,985 --> 00:23:59,265 Why don't you smile and leave? 519 00:23:59,345 --> 00:24:00,825 Oh, man! 520 00:24:01,865 --> 00:24:04,505 What will you do with 25 lakh rupees, Cyrus? 521 00:24:04,665 --> 00:24:06,705 He'll get new ones! 522 00:24:07,225 --> 00:24:08,625 Gaurav, what are you doing? 523 00:24:08,825 --> 00:24:10,265 Why won't you have sex with me? 524 00:24:10,385 --> 00:24:11,945 Cyrus, I got your testicles. 525 00:24:12,025 --> 00:24:14,465 I tried very hard. I did. 526 00:24:15,865 --> 00:24:17,385 -Everyone is an asshole. -Fuck off! 527 00:24:17,465 --> 00:24:19,705 -Your husband is kinky. -He's mine. 528 00:24:20,105 --> 00:24:22,905 It gives me great pleasure to show you the red card.