Come on, Sunil!
You know, when I do this step,
the leg bounces back…
and becomes really difficult.
You know, bouncy.
Aadar.
Did you fart?
You did? Okay, sit down.
All right. So, that's it, guys.
Thank you so much.
You guys are awesome.
I don't think you would need a spare Tyre when you ride a scooter.
No, I carry it along.
That's a smile.
That was not a smile. That was a freaking laughter.
-Ready? -Yeah, boy! Go for it.
Bang on!
You are such a bum tease.
Who?
Oh, no!
-Gaurav is very funny. -Who is laughing?
-Fuck you, Gaurav. -How I controlled when you came?
It's obscene to the next level!
It's obscene.
This is too much!
-Too much. -Yeah.
-Oh, my God! -Do even need to play?
Well done!
Oh, my God!
-Gera, you've killed it. -Thank you.
But, Ankita, there is a warning for you.
You have been kind of passive.
So, if you carry on like this you will get a yellow card.
And let me remind you that if you don't make anyone laugh,
you might get the yellow card.
And the same warning for you, Aakash.
-Okay. -You will have to spruce it up
somewhere or the other because…
Your boat and your car are not taking you anywhere.
-Yeah. -You're not even catching fish.
Yeah. And I'll tell you something.
The violation is so huge…
and the laughs are so unbelievable,
that you've been even banned from season two.
Ladies and gentlemen, have a look.
This is so cute, Mallika!
There goes season two.
More?
And season three.
Mallika!
Mallika, my darling. What the hell!
Please don't laugh again.
-Oh, God! -Part of my duty.
-Sorry, dear. -My pleasure, Boman. Pleasure.
Oh, my God!
I mean look at this guy. How can you not laugh!
I know.
-What is this? -This is too much.
I can't! Gaurav, dude! This is too much!
-I'll see you in the back room. -All right.
-See you soon. Bye. -See you, guys. We'll see you there.
Bye, my lovely friends.
Take care. Don't run your car into someone.
Bye, sister.
I didn't think we would all survive for so long.
I mean there were eight people in there.
Imagine the state of mind. And…
Simply glancing at Gaurav and Sunil is enough for me.
I really controlled a lot.
But when he entered… No. Sorry.
I couldn't. And I have no regrets.
You know I normally give classes in very rich…
Sir…
wear some normal clothes.
No, they have paid me. So, I can't.
Where did you get this thing done?
I went to Dr. Veeral.
-Dr. Veeral? They are beautiful. -Yes…
He gave me a discount for two.
But you got it done everywhere.
No, I just got two.
It's over here and… So, is it natural?
That's a beauty blessed.
-Do you shoot wearing a bikini? -No, never.
You don't.
-We are respectful people. -You might have worn it in the beginning.
No, there are many reasons.
My spot boy, Adarsh. My driver, Adarsh.
So, I can't do all this.
Had you been a part of the Indian football team, they would've been unbeatable.
How disrespectful!
-Holy Mother! -Oh, no!
-Look at what Grover has got! -Oh, God!
Hi, bird. I'm a bird.
Sir, you've been a bird for a long time.
People keep saying, "Once more!"
Once more or one more?
-I dance when it rains. -Okay, there's a double meaning there.
The toughest thing in the house at this point
is to think of something absolutely original. An original idea,
an original joke,
which is built and manufactured with the props that are around you.
I want to do my bodyguard gag.
As I'm leaving, I see that Gaurav is also in the tunnel.
Gera.
Look at his face.
-Hello. -I'm a bird.
-Peacock. -You're a peacock?
Now you are no more.
I didn't know whose bodyguard I would be.
I got an impromptu impulse.
And he also played along. We both had good chemistry.
He was the chief detective and I was his bodyguard.
-Touch my feet. -There's been a crime here.
-Gera is crazy. -Gera speaking in a South Indian accent.
Sir, what's the crime?
The crime is that someone farted here.
Aadar!
Sunil Grovy.
Oh, no!
-Oh, no! -I tied it up here.
-You didn't tell me I tied it up here. -Sir.
As a security guard, you are of no use.
I should have worn it below. I'm exposed.
-I charge extra for this. -This way, sir.
-Here? -Yeah, sir.
-Stay here, sir. -Till when?
Sir, I'll let you know.
Sir, your life is under threat.
My legs are not under threat.
Both your legs and life are under threat, sir.
Okay.
Come on. Sunil coming up. Sunil, come!
-Go, Sunil. Come on, baby! -Come on, Sunil.
Kill them all.
Ladies and gentlemen.
-Guys. -Yeah.
Are you ready to give me attention?
Totally!
-Attention! -Shall I come?
-Yes! Yeah! -Shall I come and perform?
-Yeah! -Tell me!
-Are you ready? -Yeah!
Or you're Shetty.
I am coming, guys.
Ready.
Seventy-seven.
Seventy-six.
Seventy-five.
-Count with me. -Disco 82.
Seventy… three.
Seventy-two.
I will come on the count of one.
One!
-Yeah. -Boy!
Wow!
Wrong music!
Guys, you're not reacting as if a star is coming.
Nice.
Riots have started. Riots!
Do you…
want some entertainment?
Yes!
-Are you guys crazy? -Yes!
-Are you guys rich? -No!
So, guys…
I'm going to perform today.
Do you want your friend to win?
How many questions will you ask, sir?
I need money.
I want to pay my EMIs.
Do you want to have a good time?
Yes!
Tell me if you want to have a good time!
-It's the longest build-up ever. -Guys!
Are you guys ready?
Yes!
Did guys take a taxi
-when you came in the morning? -Yes!
Do you find me sexy?
Do you guys really want to have fun?
Yes!
Okay. There is a song…
I'm going to sing.
-Please stop. -For all of you!
You now want a good song!
-Yes. -Isn't it?
It's a good song!
-Yes! -Written,
composed,
-Yes! -and sung by me.
-Yes! -Do you like songs that are sung by me?
Yes!
Start. Start, brother.
I don't know if he is here for the act or to ask for money.
Do you want me to sing that song?
Sing any song, just sing.
-Sing, please. -One, two, three, four.
Five.
You stopped at five. It should start at the count of four. Wait!
It starts at the count of four.
One, two, three, five.
Who said four?
It should start at four.
What are you guys doing?
One, two, three, three and a half.
Smart man.
-Shall I sing? -No.
-Yes. -Shall I say four?
-Yes. -Sing!
Do you like four?
-Yes. -For whom?
For God's sake.
Four!
Guys, dance with me.
This is the song…
written, composed,
and sung by yours sincerely.
Hookah!
Gargle!
Sorry, I missed a…
I skipped a beat. My fault.
Please continue.
Hookah!
-Gargle! -Moron!
-Gargle! -Guys!
-Would you like it once more? -No!
You all are mean people. I don't even want to sing for you.
I don't want to.
I don't want to sing for you.
Come on. Guys, do you want me to sing?
-Yes. -As a playback singer.
Someone has parked their car. Please move it.
-I want… -Nice!
-I want to go and hug her. -Superb.
-Good. -I have come to the wrong audience.
I'm right outside his bungalow.
-This is not the audience I want. -I'm outside his bungalow.
-This is bullshit. -And as you can see, he is home right now.
A five year old kid is missing.
-Come on. -His name is Chintu.
This is not a sacred gathering.
I'm not… No!
You would have shown your love for me if it was true.
-Yes or no! -Hookah!
Sir…
-No! -Are you Shetty or…
-No! -or Reddy?
-Security. Let's go. -Yes.
Sir…
-Sir. -Security, take me along.
This is the worst day of my life.
See, this is the security…
I have.
I am not just a performer. People are crazy for me.
-You betrayed me. -Step away.
-Come! -Sir, what a performance!
-Big fan, sir. Sir, selfie. -Please, ma'am. Please. Ma'am!
-Ma'am! -Where is your camera?
Ma'am, step away.
Sir, selfie.
-Where is your camera? -Take a selfie using this.
Let her click a selfie.
-Okay, sir. Okay. -At least someone asked for a selfie.
-Why don't you join us? -At least I found one fan.
-Let her click a selfie. -Sir.
Take a picture of her taking a selfie with me.
I will post it.
I really enjoyed Sunil Grover's act.
And I find Sunil Grover was also the kind of guy…
I really like him. When you like someone I think the comedy becomes
even more difficult to contain because you're encouraged to laugh.
Because you like them.
I think I'm in love.
-What can we do? -Sorry to see you here, Mallika.
-I'm also sorry, Boman. -Yeah.
-And we all are sorry to see you.
-Yes. -Take a seat.
-You were very good. Let me tell you. -Very good.
You were superb.
-I'll get some runs! -Get two. I want one.
Poor Aakash! He hasn't managed to make anyone laugh with or without his car.
He looks like a mechanic now.
Hey! Get two runs!
What?
Right arm over the wicket.
Playing with a lemon for the first time.
How was that!
-Yes! -Goal!
And Ankita is in the prop room as usual.
Just keep a close eye on Ankita.
-Arshad? -Yeah?
My inner voice says, you should mess with them a little more.
Oh! I like your inner voice.
-What an inner voice! -I love your inner voice.
-My outer voice? -Yes, I like them both.
-Yeah, good for you. -Yeah!
So now, we are going to send in eliminated comedians
to see if they can break these guys inside the house
and have their revenge. You see, they have nothing to lose
because they have already lost.
We call them… Zombies.
It's zombie time.
Suresh is coming.
-No, I think it is Madika Lua coming. -Hundred percent, Suresh.
But they have no idea what's coming in next.
It's time to unleash…
the super zombie.
Come on! Send him in.
No!
Really?
Atul, I couldn't recognize you.
Low budget Mithun Chakraborty.
Come on! This is the rap song which I have created.
Guys, come on! Energy!
Do we love our performer?
Do not laugh!
Now, Atul has come here to make us laugh.
And we're used to this now.
Everybody has become stubborn. We'll not laugh at all.
-Do not laugh! -Do not laugh!
Do not laugh like this
My name is Atul My surname is Khatri
That's because my father forgot to use protection
-Do not laugh -Do not laugh
-Never! -No chance.
I'll never laugh!
I've heard about Gully boy. But he's Gully grandfather!
Let's have an open mic. Come on, guys.
Yes, come on.
Does anyone follow Metallica?
No, we use aluminum at home.
Metal song for my grandma.
Mental song?
Fuck!
Death.
Ankita is sitting there like she's not interested.
Arshad, what do you think?
She's already got a warning for being passive
But she is just not participating.
Lollipop!
Yeah, Arshad. I agree. Let's fix this.
Thank you.
Okay!
We've come to tell you we're now in the meat and potatoes time.
And we've got to up the game.
And we're going to give a yellow card to someone.
For eating, drinking, walking away and just when you're about to break.
-Too much time in the prop room. -Too much time in the prop room.
And that's what the cameras have said.
I'm sorry. But, I've got to do this.
-Me? -Yes. You, Ankita.
-Not me. -Remember the color.
-So, see… -This is what the cameras are saying.
I'm quite surprised that I've got a yellow card.
With an extremely heavy heart, I don't accept it, but I accept it.
-Welcome. -Aditi!
These fuckers are not laughing. They have turned immune.
Poor people. They are having a hard time.
The game is on.
What do we do now?
Mother.
Mother, I give you this kingdom.
Did you kill him?
I'm sorry, Mother. I couldn't kill him.
-Is he wearing an underwear on his head? -Yes, he is.
This is what you call a really good comedian.
I will have to slit your throat.
Your Highness, there is no sword in it.
Mother, I have a request to make.
I am your real son.
You've never done anything to prove that you're my real son.
You're wearing a purple colored t-shirt,
with "Crime Scene" printed on it.
Mother, I tried a lot.
-You're evil! -If you want to punish me,
-then you may shave my legs, Mother. -Listen…
Let's do it.
Only a mother can do it.
No!
-Your Highness, have mercy on him. -A mother can do anything.
I'll either slit his throat
or shave his hair.
Mother, you can't do this.
-When did you turn into Dharmendra? -No, Mother. I worked in Dharam Veer.
Why can't you stick to one character?
Mother, I am fluid.
His get-up, his voice and what he is saying.
Nothing has any connection with each other. I love it!
Guys, let's all get up and energize ourselves.
-Okay. -Come on, everybody.
-Energize yourselves. -Right.
Here he comes.
I want to do something.
He has come dressed as a leopard.
I want to do something.
Everyone wants to know what I'm going to do now.
I can wear anything.
What is he going to do now?
So, I can't let people down.
If you can play the drums
or anything, please do.
Yes, tell us.
-Do you play the drums? -Yes.
-I do play the drums. -Do you?
Shall we dance?
Are you ready?
Yeah.
-Are you energized? -Yes!
What are you doing, Mr. Aakash?
Okay, play the music.
I am going to recite the story of LOL.
-Please feel free to praise me. -Wow!
One moment, can you stand away from the mic?
The reverb is high.
Is this fine?
Yes, that's better.
Come a bit closer.
-Closer? -Perfect.
Now start!
I am going to recite the story of LOL.
-Please. -It's a show on Amazon.
-Wow! -Okay.
When it began, I saw the hosts were Arshad Warsi and Boman Irani.
-Wow! -Hallelujah!
Nice one.
The rules are that no one can laugh, chuckle or giggle.
You're not saying anything good.
Say something good, kid.
-Say good. -Good!
Hey Boman! Aakash listens to Cyrus, but never to us.
Mic testing!
He is mad!
Kusha Kapila has got an amazing story.
She makes amazing videos and posts them on Instagram.
And with her is Cyrus, the virus!
Sir, I…
He's such a disruptive man.
-Yes, standing ovation. -Very true.
-He's so disruptive.
This is the best line of the whole show.
Throw him out.
-He's playing with his skirt. -Throw him out.
But he's so confident.
-He's not willing to leave. -Really?
I asked him to leave but he asked me to leave.
Who will leave a house in Mumbai?
You're right. And Sunil Grover…
He has done so many great shows, and yet he's stuck in here!
Twenty-five lakh rupees is nothing for you. Leave it!
-Let it go for the poor. -Let it go!
You don't need it.
-Music! -Leave, please.
-Let it go! -Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go.
Let go of the 25 lakhs.
-Let it go! -Let it go!
One guy who has not been passive, even for a second.
Not even for a second.
-Friends! -Tell us.
Life is short.
My wife says the same.
Aadar is funny.
Now… I will…
show you black magic.
Friends!
There's a saying, hear from one ear and let it go from another.
But today, you'll hear it from one ear and let it out from somewhere else.
Suspenseful music please.
Hear it and let it go.
But I'll hear it and see where I let it go from.
Stick it behind.
-Sunil got a little thrown, by the way. -Yeah!
Never seen such magic before.
Wow!
Now look.
-From here. -Really?
Fantastic!
-Nice! -Amazing!
The bag will drink water now, friends.
-Wow! -Amazing!
There's no water in the world,
-but this bag will drink water. -Wow!
-I'm thirsty now. -I've put water in the bag.
-Did I or not? -You did.
-This isn't a joke. -It isn't.
No.
The bag drank it.
-Wow. -Hey!
The eyes are delusional.
Wow!
Your diaper just fell.
Look at Sunil!
Sorry, friends! That was malfunctioning of the bag.
It was great, sir. Nothing to be sorry about.
-Now look, a last trick. -Yes.
Is this a man or a woman?
Is it a lioness or a peacock?
This lioness has the tail of a zebra, what do you think?
All-rounder.
-Should I tell you the truth? -No!
Yes.
Please don't.
You'll make me look like a bird.
Gaurav is trying to make me laugh during my act.
But everyone is stubborn now.
Nobody is laughing.
You know, zombies are like wolves. They hunt in packs.
Boman, let's send some more.
-Please do. -I will.
It's zombie time.
I don't want this show to end.
Sir, I can't stay in this room.
Why don't you smile and leave?
Oh, man!
What will you do with 25 lakh rupees, Cyrus?
He'll get new ones!
Gaurav, what are you doing?
Why won't you have sex with me?
Cyrus, I got your testicles.
I tried very hard. I did.
-Everyone is an asshole. -Fuck off!
-Your husband is kinky. -He's mine.
It gives me great pleasure to show you the red card.