Look at Grover.
Is he turning into a Dracula?
But surprisingly, these clothes suit him.
Hello, I'm a bird.
Where are you from?
Is that your car parked outside?
I'm a bird. I'm the one who shat on your car.
As it is, if there is anything that Sunil does,
it is difficult to control your laughter or smile.
And when it is a visual thing…
And not just the costume…
If by any chance you look at his feet…
Oh, God!
-I'm a thirsty crow, guys. -A thirsty crow?
-Yeah. -He is a crow.
Crower.
Sunil Crower.
-Thirsty crow. -The jug should have water in it.
-He's a duffer. -Oh, my God!
Sir, the kids pronounce your name as "Caw"
when they read your story in the books.
How do you feel? Because we all know that your name is Crow.
You're absolutely right.
And whenever I try to sing,
people say I sound like a crow.
I'll bring all the parts of the car in here!
What are you doing, Bunty?
Whose car is this? DL 9C…
What's after that?
You broke the number plate! How will we know?
Whose car is this?
He is getting all the parts of the car in installments.
All this theater should be on the streets.
Okay!
Bunty, there's a crow.
He shat on your car. Do you want to talk to him?
This crow shat on your car.
-Was that you? -Sir, why did you shit on his car?
It is called bird droppings. You need to correct yourselves.
-Sorry. Bird droppings. You-- -We don't really care about the spot.
My car is beaten-up. So, you shat on it?
You have no sense of responsibility!
You are irresponsible.
Sir, why did you shit? I mean, poop? Why did you?
Does anyone ask you such a question?
You all have toilets.
-How can you ask personal questions? -You have toilets built.
You can use them. We don't have that facility.
I'm the kind of person who is looking to laugh
all the time.
So, if someone makes me laugh,
and I have to swallow it
I'll be like… Shit!
Oh, no!
-Who's that? -Oh, lovely!
Kusha. That's Kusha.
She was killed, and now she's back!
What about this car!
Hello…
Hello. I'm the mimicry artist of birds.
-So, you mimic birds. -Yeah.
Which birds do you mimic?
-I mimic animals as well. -Yes. He can mimic a pig…
-What else? -Goats as well.
Okay, mimic a goat.
It felt original to me.
Who wants to see magic?
Magic trick!
Abracadabra!
Very nice!
The magician is on the stage
Or what you would have it?
-The spirits left from the caps -Wow!
It was a bloody rabbit!
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!
Bloody rabbit!
Once more…
Yeah, it's a smile.
It's hard time, man!
No. It could be anything.
Who smiled?
Who bloody smiled, man?
And we are back.
-Why do you come so often? -Don't look at me.
-I swear! -There's been a murder here.
Two violations.
-No! -Two! Together.
-Alright, let's watch. -No faffing around. Let's watch.
That's four smiles.
But, that's the character!
And now, let's look at the second violator.
And… here we go, Cyrus.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm singing with the mouth open. I don't accept it.
We decide whether that's a smile or not!
Come on, ref!
I smiled. I was like, "Hello, kids!"
-You actually smiled for everybody. -Yeah, I did.
I was so stupid.
I didn't realize that I was…
That's where I just lost it.
I want new judges.
Oh, no! We got carded.
Unbelievable.
I'm going to press the buzzer
the moment I see somebody smiling very loudly…
Nice and loud. The moment I see someone smile, I'm going to press it.
This is cheating.
Mallika is smiling. Press it!
Go, press!
-Is it your car? -He is still stuck on the car.
Sir…
I love…
music.
We are here in the house
And at our wit's end
Wit's end!
There is a crow with us
-Who drops pebbles in an empty jug -Empty jug!
There's a crow after me. Save me.
Guys, there is a crow after me.
-Save me. The crow is after me. -Come here, get in the car.
-Get in the car. -Guys, the crow is coming after me.
Guys, save me from the crow.
Pandemonium
-Lovely! -Thank you!
Come, let's go!
Come or go?
You said both.
Come… let's go.
I came and now I'm going.
Gaurav.
I see everything crooked. Why is that so?
Sunil…
you need to get your eyes operated.
-Your eyes… -No expressions.
Your eyeballs seem to be crossed.
Never do that to me. No!
Do I need an operation?
-I'm scared right now. -How dare you say that?
No…
You know, Boman, I have noticed
that Ankita keeps going to the prop room.
She uses the props,
but she doesn't do anything.
She is kind of passive.
And she is in love with the confession camera.
And there's Gera wearing his favorite pigtails.
I told you that I love you.
I told you I love you. I can't leave you. Don't leave me.
No, you can't leave me. No!
No!
-I won't listen to you. -It's soothing. It's quite soothing.
How can you leave me?
-Gaurav hasn't stopped. -Yeah, he hasn't stopped.
-He's like a switch. -What is his name?
-Anju. -Anju.
Anju!
Anju means tears in Punjabi.
Which school are you from?
-I study at Public School. -Do you know Rashi?
-Rashi is my best friend. -I'm Rashi's brother.
Rashi's brother is here.
-Do you recognize me now? -No…
No, I don't recognize you.
I don't remember meeting you.
Have you ever been to my house for a party?
Do one thing. Just hit me with the pigtail, so you don't have to do it again.
-No. -That's it. Enough now.
-Do you want to see how I do it? -Sorry.
One, two. Come on, dear.
-Come on. PT time. -Come on!
-PT… TP… -I'm good at TP, not PT.
-You are really good at TP. -Not bad.
-She did it for five seconds. Not bad. -You're the best.
-Very good! -Sir…
Whatever this is… Double meaning hair…
-How did you… -My grandma tied this for me.
It doesn't come undone as she ties it really tight. So, I let it be.
-How many lice are in there? -There are no lice in my hair.
Please, you're cross-dressing the line.
-What happened? -Who is he?
What happened? I am her father.
Dad, look at them.
-She has ju in her hair. -Yes.
-She got it from you. -Well, that's her surname.
-An Ju. -Her sister's father.
That's my surname too.
Dad, they said so many things.
What did they say?
Don't mess with them, dear. Look at their physique.
-Yes. -Do you really consider me strong?
Don't mess with them. Let me know if there is anyone else.
-He has a broad chest. -The tall guy and the other guy.
Both of them.
I can't say anything to them.
-I'm your best friend. -Those two will chew me out.
Okay.
Tell me if you have a problem with that man.
-The one at the back? -The one in the orange t-shirt.
Nice.
If you have a problem with him, I can fight him.
-Oh, fuck! -Who's next? Oh!
Careful. Go for it.
The minute I hear my name, all I am thinking is…
"You have to wear a sari, heels, earrings,
do your hair, wear lipstick,
put some safety pins.
You have to say your lines
and handle your props."
Okay. Mallika is here.
Excuse.
-Enjoy the act, dear. -Go for it. Kill it.
How are you, Sunil?
You have come as a man today.
All good down there?
Is everything alright?
I'm not talking to you, Gaurav.
I know.
My name is Behuda Bibi.
And people don't call me anything with love.
They only call me with desperation. Am I right, Aakash?
-Yes. -Secondly, I would like to say
ever since the virus has come into this world…
-everything has shut down. -Cyrus?
Be it cinema halls or beauty parlors.
Even my matchmaking business has come to a standstill.
And the place where you guys can never reach
has been locked for so long…
What do I even say?
That's why I thought of trying comedy.
I do make things stand up, so why not do some comedy too!
I don't think Cyrus has understood one joke also.
And he has kept a straight face throughout.
A tiger is coming.
Where is it coming from?
Here it is.
So, here's what the tiger says.
Today, Monday, Sunday…
-Yes. -The vegetable market is closed.
-Go on. -The vegetable vendor is busy tomorrow.
Please ask him to give me carrots, radish or okra.
Or maybe just a tiny apple gourd.
-Thank you. -Good. Very good!
Thank you for the applause.
But I am facing a lot of issues in running my business.
You know, a lot of my clients even got back their virginity.
That was funny.
Sunil was about to go.
And let me tell you, when I see a radish,
there is a paratha cooking in the basement.
-Thank you. Thank you, Sunil. -I felt that was an overreaction.
-And on that note, let me bid adieu… -One photo, please.
I do not like…
Oh, you look so good.
Why don't you smile for the picture?
I'll take your leave.
Look at your photo, and read this out loud.
"There's nothing in the butt, and yet one has gone to take a dump in Juhu."
Wow!
Well, there is in mine.
-That was rather poopy. -Applaud!
On that note, I bid adieu.
I want to discuss something…
with Aadar.
I told you so many times.
-What, Dad? -Don't get involved with them.
-But they are… -You enjoyed that idiotic program!
You seemed to enjoy it the most!
Sorry.
I can't even ask you to turn into a rooster.
You will turn into a hen.
Now, turn into a hen.
Dad, I'll mop the floor if you want.
You don't want to be a hen!
No, Dad. I will mop the floor.
What is the tiger's favorite food?
Anju, tell me. It is included in the school's syllabus.
Let the kid mop the floor.
-She can study later. -Tell me its favorite food.
She's not learning anything.
I'm moping the floor. Please.
You're making it dirty.
Go on. Don't worry, you're not disturbing me. It's lovely.
-Hey! -Hello!
Thank you. Thank you so much for having me.
Elbows…
-How's it going? -Going good.
This is ridiculous.
I'll take a leak and come.
Okay, Uncle.
What did I tell you?
You will take a leak and come back.
-What? Look at her. -You'll take a leak…
-What did you tell my kid? -She shouldn't say that.
-Why did you have to tell my kid? -I don't want to get involved
-in family matters. -But why are you telling my kid
-that you're going to take a leak? -I didn't. She said it.
-Look… -I didn't tell her.
What did he say?
He said he's going to take a leak.
Were you flirting?
No, Dad.
He is like an Uncle to me.
I like that boy.
-The one over there. -Which one?
Aakash, Rashi's brother.
Don't smack people with your pigtails.
I'm just a little girl
I don't have any friends
Very good, dear.
-Excellent! -I play hopscotch
-Very good, dear. -And you stare at me
Aakash.
-Son, my girl wants to be… -He's Rashi's elder brother.
Yeah, we'll see.
-Son, she has something for you. -What is it?
As a father, I can't say it directly.
But flirting and other such things…
She wants to do it.
-With me? -Yes, with you, son.
-Give it a try my dear. -A little.
Take off your pants.
-You call that flirting? -No, remove your shoes.
That was a slip of the tongue.
-Tell me the level. -That was a slip of the tongue.
She is my dear child. It was a slip of the tongue.
No, I won't take off anything. First, we'll talk.
Why don't you just take off your shoes?
My kid wants to flirt with you, and you won't take off your shoes!
Dad, we want a guy who will listen to us.
Yes. My kid just made a small request.
I took it off. I did it.
-Put them back on. -Your daughter is…
Dad, it doesn't look nice when someone roams around barefoot.
-You… -Do you want to flirt or not?
No, Dad. I'm in the eighth grade.
I don't know how to do it.
Do you want me to teach you?
I love driving Always makes my day
I love driving No matter what you say
When you roll down your window With a wind puff in your hair
When you blast the music so loud That pedestrians all stare
Hey, you piece of shit! You are an asshole!
You know, you can drive Anywhere you want
Here or there
You know, you can drive To get some coffee or ice-cream
Or just cut your hair
You bastard! Why don't you suck my…
Dictionaries don't have the words
-It so wonderful -His song is so vulgar.
Even though I feel everyone but…
Why do you feel like going back there?
You should shut your ears.
Shut your ears when you hear such words.
Did you understand?
Before I can even check your…
I am your daughter, Dad.
-Okay. Ready? -Yes.
Where is this? What is that?
What you can see is…
the Lotus Garden.
He should get into transportation. First, it was a car and now it's a boat.
I want to know where exactly he wants to go in life!
Let's go there.
Careful!
I think it's now or never for him.
His titanic is sailing and the girl is outside the boat.
Arshad, Aakash is doing the gag
but you're the one making us laugh, buddy.
Say something.
My husband always obeys me.
-Is this your husband? -Yes. If you say something,
he'll repeat after you.
She's roaming around with an owl.
-Look-- -She's making a fool out of us.
What did you just say? Say that again.
Say that to his face. Why are you talking nonsense?
You're roaming around with an owl making a fool out of us.
Have you gone mad, my dear?
My child.
Have you lost your mind?
Listen to me.
Oh, there he is! He's smiling.
There he is. He is already smiling.
Yeah! So cute.
So cute.
What an idiot.
What is this?
-Hello, people. -Hello!
Singing, playing the guitar and all!
Do you all want to know who's got the red card?
-Red card? -Red card?
No, he is colorblind. Forget it.
You are wearing yellow glasses.
I see every card as a yellow card!
Alright. Let's have a look at it.
Oh, man!
Oh, shit.
GG!
Oh, that's a…
Gera, you motherfucker! This is not fair.
Mine was a non-smile.
This is like a laughing track.
Is that a bird?
Is it a plane?
It's Gera!
Well done! No one has smiled for 12 seconds!
World record.
It's all one second each.
That's too good.
-That's a happy child. -He deserves the prize.
It's not a smile. It's a laugh, boss!
No! Happy child, right?
-It's a happy child. -In this house
there is nobody happy.
There is no happy child.
This is a world record.
Gera, it's a world record.
Shall we make an exit Gera style?
Yeah…
Gera, too good!
Too good, man!
Such a lack of respect for the rule!
-Wow! -No one could do it.
Even in real life, people can't laugh like this.
So, that was a shock.
To laugh for 12 seconds…
It was the happiness of playing with a Tyre.
This has messed things up.
I was like, "Oh no!"
One life gone. I just have one more left.
Well, it does get difficult at a certain point.
To laugh and to make others laugh.
-Let's start. -One, two, three.
Play the flute
Chappu plays the flute so well. Very nice.
Where did you learn how to play?
Online.
I think Gaurav has been continuously doing show time.
His show time has been on ever since he entered the house.
But during the show time, he comes as Gaurav.
-That would be a shocking showtime. -Who's that?
Look, Ankita has brought another prop.
He rode a rickshaw for the first time.
-And then, he started playing it. -Yes.
Aadar!
You forgot this last night.
-Stop screaming. -He is dead, sir. He is dead.
-That's enough. -Wake up, my friend. Wake up!
-He is dead. -You can't die!
-We have to wake him up! This is not done! -Wake up.
-Let me see the face! -Get up!
-Let me see the face. -I won't.
I will not let a man die.
-He doesn't have a head. -He has no head!
I can't call him "sir".
How do I perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
Perform a neck-to-mouth resuscitation.
-Let me pump his heart. -It will go straight to the lungs.
-Do it properly. -It's useless.
Leave him.
-Come on! Live. Live! -Give him CPR.
Don't worry. That's not enough.
I know he is dead. But will you sing a song?
How will I face you?
What's that?
Gaurav Gera!
-No! -God, save us!
Let's just sit quiet and watch him.
-Come on. -I forgot.
This one's going to be tough for everybody. I have a feeling.
Okay. We need someone to hold this. It keeps falling.
Oh! This is hilarious.
Whatever is happening right now is brilliant.
Somebody help him.
He is roaming around naked.
Is Gaurav Gera getting all decked up for his showtime?
Listen to me.
Gaurav is coming. Let's hide there. He won't find us.
-Let's scare him. -Let's do it.
He'll shiver.
-Done! -Come on.
-Aadar… -Aadar!
The drum rolled and my role for the show time is…
Dikso Shanti.
-Oh, my God. -This is so funny.
-But this guy… -Outstanding. This is like… Wow!
Can you play the music?
Hello, everybody!
My name is Dikso Shanti.
I have to tell you. This is the toughest moment so far for me.
And not just me. I'm looking around.
Three four people, I can see the twinkle in their eyes.
How can that be allowed by any government?
How can a person like that be allowed in public?
There's got to be a law.
My name is Dikso Shanti.
And I believe in dance therapy.
I think…
dance can cure
what yoga cannot.
Mallika, you can do it too.
Cyrus, I know what your problem is.
Cyrus, you bloody virus.
Look at my moves…
It looks so cool.
Come here.
Shake your bum and your chest!
Go right!
Go left! Go sit.
Thank you, lovely boy.
Kusha… Kapila…
Kusha… Kapila… Kapila… Kushla
Kapila… Kushla… Nikola…
Mallika!
Come on, girl.
Put your heavy arms up in the air!
Shake your bum!
Move your chest.
Leg and your chest.
I have a bad memory. I keep forgetting the lyrics.
But thank you for being such a sport.
You're gorgeous. You know.
Sunil!
Where's your upper lip?
To increase the size of the lips
you gotta move your bum.
Move your hips.
Make your lips big.
It didn't rhyme.
I don't get it.
Come on, Sunil!
You know, when I do this step,
my leg bounces back.
That becomes really difficult.
You know, bouncy.
Aadar?
Did you fart?
You did? Okay, sit down.
Alright. So, that's it, guys.
Thank you so much. You guys are awesome.
And I had a lot of fun.
Take a selfie, everyone.
I don't think you would need a spare Tyre when you ride a scooter.
No, I take it everywhere with me.
That's a smile.
That was not a smile. That was a freaking laughter.
-Ready? -Yeah, boy. Go for it.
Bang on!
I'm going to tell you a story about the LOL!
The sparkle in your eyes!
When did you become Dharmendra?
Mom, I've also done a movie called Dharam Veer.
You want me to sing that song?
-Where did you get it done? -I went to Dr. Veeral.
Sir, your life is in danger.
Was that a joke, guys?
I will never laugh.
They have no idea what's coming in next.
No!