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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Every person is being watched.</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There are so many cameras.</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They are watching you
to see if you are laughing.</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello, Board of Directors.</font>

5
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yes?
-Yes, please tell.</font>

6
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-How's it going?
-Sir, I don't understand.</font>

7
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How does your creative process work?</font>

8
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, he is a thespian.</font>

9
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He meant to say I'm retired.</font>

10
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He is at the top of the world.</font>

11
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And he looks at people
from the bottom.</font>

12
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think he is smiling.
He is smiling, man!</font>

13
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Let's go.
-Come on!</font>

14
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is this?</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We can laugh now.</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We can laugh.</font>

17
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It stopped!</font>

18
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You know now.</font>

19
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mallika has become boring.</font>

20
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Outstanding!</font>

21
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All great.</font>

22
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is it a yellow card or a red card?</font>

23
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let's have a look…</font>

24
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, that is enough?</font>

25
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well done…</font>

26
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Everyone's turn will come.
-Here's your yellow card.</font>

27
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everyone's turn will come.</font>

28
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Suresh, explain that gum problem.</font>

29
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You have some problem with your cheek.
-Yeah.</font>

30
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-The dentist was treating a cavity--
-Drilling.</font>

31
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just like you have that problem,
he has a problem of doing this.</font>

32
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm actually trying to avoid these boys.</font>

33
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gera and Sunil.</font>

34
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It was difficult for me
to hold back my laughter.</font>

35
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, I tried to suppress it like this.</font>

36
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But I couldn't control.</font>

37
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm blessed with a smiling face.
What do I do?</font>

38
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Suresh's card right after
Aditi's card is here to say that…</font>

39
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">no one will be spared.</font>

40
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But I protest</font>

41
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-because this is against South Indians.
-Shut up.</font>

42
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're trying to get a Malayali
out of the game first.</font>

43
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will you do by
protesting alone?</font>

44
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's right. Dammit!</font>

45
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Let's… start the show.
-Start the show. Go.</font>

46
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm Cyrus Broacha.</font>

47
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm Cyrus Broacha.</font>

48
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-This is the way he is, normally.
-Cyrus Broacha walks like this.</font>

49
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He attended a wedding wearing shorts.</font>

50
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Broacha is the most versatile comedian
in LOL, Hasse Toh Phasse.</font>

51
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because there are a few comedians
who are versatile in just one way.</font>

52
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm Broacha.
Tell me, bro.</font>

53
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Bro, one second.
-Yeah.</font>

54
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What do you think
that painting is about?</font>

55
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Which one?
-That one.</font>

56
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's really good.</font>

57
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Looking at it makes me feel that
there are just five minutes left to live.</font>

58
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yes.
-Five hours actually.</font>

59
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Great.
-The clock is ticking.</font>

60
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, enjoy as long as you live.</font>

61
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Okay.
-And laugh as much as you want.</font>

62
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Keep talking. Yeah.
-Keep laughing!</font>

63
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Keep laughing. Somebody laugh!</font>

64
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Keep laughing!</font>

65
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Keep laughing!</font>

66
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay.</font>

67
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay.</font>

68
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Showtime.
-Showtime.</font>

69
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They're all performers and actors.</font>

70
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All of us have been
forced to go to</font>

71
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">some kind of acting workshop
in our life.</font>

72
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And all of us have met some teacher
who is so obsessive…</font>

73
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean, the one who has not
gotten anywhere with their acting.</font>

74
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You know… and that was
the character I was going for.</font>

75
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Step back a little.</font>

76
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gera is going ballistic.</font>

77
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Guys, please gather around.
Thank you very much.</font>

78
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let's start with an applause.</font>

79
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on, Aadar!
Very good!</font>

80
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on!</font>

81
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And what I want to
talk to you about</font>

82
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">is Truly Theater.</font>

83
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Very funny, so far.</font>

84
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's absolutely funny.
I have…</font>

85
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">trained as a thespian
for most of my life.</font>

86
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What is a thespian?
-I want you all to stand up.</font>

87
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Someone who is always thirsty.</font>

88
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I want to teach you
what it is to be a real thespian.</font>

89
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I want you to be open.
-Sir.</font>

90
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-English? Speak in Hindi.
-Name of the theater is Truly Theater.</font>

91
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Enough, guys.
That's it!</font>

92
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, everybody, just gather
around here.</font>

93
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Choose your partners.
-And everybody removes their clothes?</font>

94
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No. Nobody removes their clothes</font>

95
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">because that is later on.
Okay?</font>

96
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Pair up. You two, you two, you two.
-That's in films, not in theater.</font>

97
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You two. Sir, chose your partner…
-With him? Why?</font>

98
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's not a romantic scene.</font>

99
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-This is just general acting.
-Hello!</font>

100
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Enough! I've had
enough of this shit!</font>

101
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Sorry.
-Can I become the monitor?</font>

102
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, you cannot become
the monitor</font>

103
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">because it is my damn showtime.
Alright?</font>

104
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-When will you start the act?
-I've started the act?</font>

105
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just open…
I don't even need this mic.</font>

106
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's not what theater is about, guys.</font>

107
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just limber. Everybody, limber!</font>

108
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just loosen the shit out.</font>

109
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just loosen your ass up.</font>

110
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at your partners.</font>

111
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everybody, stare into your… Yeah.</font>

112
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at your partner in their eyes.</font>

113
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at your partner
in the eyes, sir.</font>

114
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at your partners
in the eyes.</font>

115
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If I could just get them
to stare at each other…</font>

116
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You know…</font>

117
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">had they listened to me,
they would have laughed.</font>

118
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They will crack.
And they all revolted together.</font>

119
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay. Everybody, take
a deep breathe in.</font>

120
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How deep?</font>

121
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">As deep as you can, sir.</font>

122
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's about taking the breath
of theater inside.</font>

123
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Every man has a limit.</font>

124
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-It can't be more than that.
-Yes, that's your limit.</font>

125
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Play to your limit.
-You should tell us.</font>

126
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just tell us before you die.</font>

127
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now, calm down.</font>

128
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Take a deep breathe inside.</font>

129
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And exhale with a thrust
as you deliver the dialogue.</font>

130
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You commit.</font>

131
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I felt it.
-You commit to it.</font>

132
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-That's it.
-Suresh, pay attention.</font>

133
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Uncle!
-Suresh, show respect.</font>

134
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Suresh.
-Sir, I beg you. He's doing something.</font>

135
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am helping him exercise!</font>

136
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's fine, Suresh.
It's okay.</font>

137
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry, sir.</font>

138
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We're going to take
the most famous monologue</font>

139
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that we can think of.
Alright?</font>

140
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-To be or not to be…
-That is the question.</font>

141
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I want everybody</font>

142
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">to start doing their lines.
Alright?</font>

143
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">To be… or not to be!</font>

144
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No. I want the "be" inside!</font>

145
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shove your be up your B!</font>

146
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What is he…
-Be inside the-- Shut up!</font>

147
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Be inside the be.</font>

148
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You'll get a chance, girl.</font>

149
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You'll get a chance.
-Or not to be.</font>

150
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I think that was gender-biased.
-Cyrus, be inside.</font>

151
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-To be or not to be!
-Or not to be!</font>

152
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-To be or not to be!
-I'll harmonize with you.</font>

153
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-To be or not to be
-To be or not to be!</font>

154
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Alright. Everyone, together.
At the same time.</font>

155
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">To be or not to be!</font>

156
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everyone has actually experienced
something beautiful here.</font>

157
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thank you very much.</font>

158
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Showtime!</font>

159
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Thank you. Thank you.
-Thank you.</font>

160
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thank you. Very good.
This is yours.</font>

161
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gera! Do you know
what this reminds me of?</font>

162
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Vidya Belan.</font>

163
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There used to be many people
in my family,</font>

164
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but they left me
because of my attitude.</font>

165
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you have a bad attitude?</font>

166
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have a really bad attitude,</font>

167
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">just like you have this…</font>

168
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, this is just a habit I've formed.</font>

169
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And that's how much
attitude I carry.</font>

170
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, you are really cool.</font>

171
00:07:56,065 --> 00:07:57,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Does Uncle want to have food?</font>

172
00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:00,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was born when you were a VJ.</font>

173
00:08:04,385 --> 00:08:08,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Uncle enjoys birthdays.
-Uncle likes eating cake.</font>

174
00:08:08,785 --> 00:08:10,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. To-Be-Or-Not-To-Be.
You're quite aggressive.</font>

175
00:08:10,705 --> 00:08:12,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-This…
-Don't have too much.</font>

176
00:08:12,465 --> 00:08:13,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's enough.</font>

177
00:08:14,105 --> 00:08:17,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Alright now, you've eaten
enough. It contains a lot of fat.</font>

178
00:08:17,745 --> 00:08:19,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It has sugar content.</font>

179
00:08:20,225 --> 00:08:22,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You will get diabetes.</font>

180
00:08:23,585 --> 00:08:26,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You have died twice already
due to diabetes.</font>

181
00:08:26,945 --> 00:08:28,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Mr. Suresh.
-Yes?</font>

182
00:08:28,225 --> 00:08:29,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please take care of your uncle.</font>

183
00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:32,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You have removed all his parts.</font>

184
00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:37,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He'll turn into
a boneless uncle very soon.</font>

185
00:08:37,465 --> 00:08:39,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He won't have
any bones left in him.</font>

186
00:08:39,465 --> 00:08:42,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Which part is this?
-That's his funny bone.</font>

187
00:08:47,065 --> 00:08:48,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Actually, I can't find my husband.</font>

188
00:08:48,985 --> 00:08:51,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Forget it, sister.
All men are the same.</font>

189
00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I can't find my husband. If--
-He is over there.</font>

190
00:09:01,585 --> 00:09:03,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Go and get him.
-I can't find my husband.</font>

191
00:09:03,745 --> 00:09:06,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Have you seen my husband?
-What's his name? His address?</font>

192
00:09:07,065 --> 00:09:08,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">His name is Kamal.</font>

193
00:09:08,945 --> 00:09:09,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-She's looking for you.
-Sunil.</font>

194
00:09:09,985 --> 00:09:12,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Are you looking for him?
-Hey! Where were you?</font>

195
00:09:12,465 --> 00:09:14,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Kamla, come with me.
-Where were you?</font>

196
00:09:14,185 --> 00:09:16,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Kamla, please! Don't do this again.
-Where were you?</font>

197
00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:18,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I left you alone
because I trust you.</font>

198
00:09:18,705 --> 00:09:20,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are a strong woman.</font>

199
00:09:20,945 --> 00:09:23,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You want me to be strong and
independent on our wedding day too!</font>

200
00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:30,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Wow!
-Here is the performance.</font>

201
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:34,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We also called the dancer
and you called off the wedding!</font>

202
00:09:34,145 --> 00:09:36,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I called the dancer.
I paid her.</font>

203
00:09:36,185 --> 00:09:37,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you here to perform
at our wedding?</font>

204
00:09:37,825 --> 00:09:39,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yes. What happened?
-The wedding has been canceled.</font>

205
00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:41,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't say that.
I have charged you guys a lot.</font>

206
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ma'am, it's already done.
Look at her.</font>

207
00:09:43,465 --> 00:09:44,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Convince her.
-What is the problem?</font>

208
00:09:44,745 --> 00:09:46,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you impotent?</font>

209
00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:47,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What the…</font>

210
00:09:48,225 --> 00:09:49,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is happening?</font>

211
00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:51,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How can you do this to me?</font>

212
00:09:51,265 --> 00:09:53,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-She fell on me.
-We have smooched.</font>

213
00:09:53,545 --> 00:09:55,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-She fell on me.
-One second. Look at my balance.</font>

214
00:09:55,865 --> 00:09:57,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Can I fall on someone?</font>

215
00:09:57,145 --> 00:09:58,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-No! Look. Can I fall on someone?
-No!</font>

216
00:09:58,865 --> 00:09:59,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let me show it again.</font>

217
00:09:59,745 --> 00:10:00,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Can I fall on someone?
-No!</font>

218
00:10:00,865 --> 00:10:01,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What are you doing?</font>

219
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm proving
that I can't fall on someone.</font>

220
00:10:04,585 --> 00:10:06,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let go the fight,
clean the dog's shit on sight.</font>

221
00:10:06,745 --> 00:10:08,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was getting off the horse</font>

222
00:10:08,305 --> 00:10:09,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-and she slipped.
-Enough!</font>

223
00:10:09,265 --> 00:10:10,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kamla, please.</font>

224
00:10:10,385 --> 00:10:12,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What a cheap couple!</font>

225
00:10:12,265 --> 00:10:13,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Kamla, please.</font>

226
00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:15,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It seems like Cyrus
is sitting in his house</font>

227
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and hanging around
with a couple of friends.</font>

228
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:18,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Suresh.</font>

229
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Cyrus.</font>

230
00:10:20,425 --> 00:10:22,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Please show.
-Gaurav, please.</font>

231
00:10:22,505 --> 00:10:24,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Please, show.
-Mallika, talk to him.</font>

232
00:10:24,185 --> 00:10:25,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can't look at him.
I might laugh.</font>

233
00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-This one?
-Both of them.</font>

234
00:10:27,745 --> 00:10:30,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Show me once.
-I tried to squint,</font>

235
00:10:30,865 --> 00:10:32,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but I can't see both.</font>

236
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When I noticed the others,</font>

237
00:10:39,465 --> 00:10:43,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">they were all walking around
and talking to each other casually.</font>

238
00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wanted to create a ruckus.</font>

239
00:10:45,425 --> 00:10:47,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wanted everyone's attention.</font>

240
00:10:47,545 --> 00:10:49,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Notice me. I'm here."</font>

241
00:10:50,745 --> 00:10:53,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Gera is here.
-Gera!</font>

242
00:10:53,505 --> 00:10:55,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How is he like this?</font>

243
00:10:55,185 --> 00:10:56,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-He's here.
-Wow!</font>

244
00:10:56,505 --> 00:10:58,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Wonderful…
-Oh, my God!</font>

245
00:10:58,585 --> 00:11:00,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, my God!</font>

246
00:11:00,745 --> 00:11:03,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My name is Bablu.
I'm a famous dancer.</font>

247
00:11:03,945 --> 00:11:06,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm sorry. A famous what?</font>

248
00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:07,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dancer.</font>

249
00:11:07,185 --> 00:11:08,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I'm a dance teacher.
-Okay.</font>

250
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Let me teach you.
-Teach me.</font>

251
00:11:11,185 --> 00:11:12,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on. Twist it.</font>

252
00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Eat one more.
-One, two, three, four, five.</font>

253
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:18,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Back, back, back…</font>

254
00:11:21,785 --> 00:11:23,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You sat here purposely, right?
-I didn't see you.</font>

255
00:11:23,945 --> 00:11:25,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry, I didn't see you either.</font>

256
00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:27,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean I did see you,
but not completely.</font>

257
00:11:28,065 --> 00:11:30,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I'm sure you didn't.
-Come on, do this.</font>

258
00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:31,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your denture fell off.</font>

259
00:11:31,585 --> 00:11:33,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wear this only for the effect.</font>

260
00:11:34,145 --> 00:11:36,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We need to steer clear of him.</font>

261
00:11:42,825 --> 00:11:44,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He doesn't do it for money.</font>

262
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-He does it to lose his dignity.
-No, I don't do it for money.</font>

263
00:11:47,025 --> 00:11:49,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yes. You do it lose your dignity.
-I can't stand straight.</font>

264
00:11:49,705 --> 00:11:51,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You always keep moving.</font>

265
00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:53,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You look cute. Very nice.</font>

266
00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:02,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No. Your music is different.</font>

267
00:12:02,505 --> 00:12:04,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-It's South Indian.
-Our music is different.</font>

268
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Just do a South Indian step.
-Your-- Okay.</font>

269
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Have a dosa and perform.</font>

270
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:17,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Can I ever obtain a servitude like this?</font>

271
00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:24,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Have some self-respect, sir.
This isn't the place.</font>

272
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:25,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This isn't right.</font>

273
00:12:25,505 --> 00:12:27,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's music in everything.</font>

274
00:12:27,145 --> 00:12:28,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But everything doesn't have
lust in it.</font>

275
00:12:28,865 --> 00:12:30,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-No.
-I'm not there…</font>

276
00:12:30,745 --> 00:12:31,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Not lust, dear.</font>

277
00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:35,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Please go.
-I agree.</font>

278
00:12:35,425 --> 00:12:37,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gera should control his emotions.</font>

279
00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:43,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Who is this?</font>

280
00:12:43,585 --> 00:12:45,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm Shocky Balboa.</font>

281
00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:46,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What?
-Shocky Balboa?</font>

282
00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:47,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shocky Balboa.</font>

283
00:12:47,665 --> 00:12:49,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everybody is coming in get-ups.</font>

284
00:12:49,585 --> 00:12:51,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look, I made this bat.</font>

285
00:12:51,545 --> 00:12:54,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This bat solves all the problems
of the cricketers.</font>

286
00:12:54,465 --> 00:12:56,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-They all have an itching problem…
-Yes.</font>

287
00:12:57,025 --> 00:12:58,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I'll do it. I'll demonstrate.
-Exactly.</font>

288
00:12:59,065 --> 00:13:01,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It was very clear
that when I take out the cricket bat,</font>

289
00:13:01,545 --> 00:13:04,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">there is a very high possibility
that this man is going to crack up.</font>

290
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:08,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because cricket and a bat
like that… that's totally his zone.</font>

291
00:13:08,825 --> 00:13:11,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yeah! Do it!
-Yeah, that's it.</font>

292
00:13:11,465 --> 00:13:13,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Hold it like this.
-I'm holding it.</font>

293
00:13:13,265 --> 00:13:15,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You hold me tight.
-Breathe in.</font>

294
00:13:15,385 --> 00:13:18,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yes, that's the way.
-Go, scratch it.</font>

295
00:13:19,305 --> 00:13:20,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes, yes.
Go, scratch it.</font>

296
00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:22,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go, scratch it.</font>

297
00:13:31,065 --> 00:13:34,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aditi was this close to going…</font>

298
00:13:35,305 --> 00:13:37,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This would have happened.
But then she realized what she did.</font>

299
00:13:40,385 --> 00:13:42,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm thinking that
I have to quickly change</font>

300
00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:45,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">because there are rules that say we can't
spend more than five minutes there.</font>

301
00:13:45,985 --> 00:13:49,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You could possibly get yellow carded
if you are whiling away time.</font>

302
00:13:52,025 --> 00:13:53,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wow!</font>

303
00:13:58,425 --> 00:13:59,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everybody, move aside.</font>

304
00:14:05,265 --> 00:14:07,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She played snakes and ladders
the whole night!</font>

305
00:14:07,145 --> 00:14:08,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I feel so disgusted!</font>

306
00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:10,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Play the music.</font>

307
00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:12,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dance with me.
Come on!</font>

308
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on!</font>

309
00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:17,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everyone!</font>

310
00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:29,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">With every showtime,
we get a showtime from Gera.</font>

311
00:14:29,705 --> 00:14:31,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He is always up to something.</font>

312
00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:35,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's ridiculously funny.</font>

313
00:14:35,945 --> 00:14:37,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's stupid, it's silly.</font>

314
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Once again, I have to go back
to my technique,</font>

315
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">which is not to get involved too much
but pretend to be involved.</font>

316
00:14:45,865 --> 00:14:48,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think she will come to me
and she's going to dance with me.</font>

317
00:14:48,865 --> 00:14:50,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I need to control.</font>

318
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I won't laugh.
I won't laugh because of Kusha.</font>

319
00:14:56,185 --> 00:14:57,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He laughed!</font>

320
00:15:04,665 --> 00:15:05,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No!</font>

321
00:15:09,345 --> 00:15:11,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Somebody laughed.
-Someone laughed.</font>

322
00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:23,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What did you do?
-Kusha went like that…</font>

323
00:15:23,545 --> 00:15:25,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and Gera did this.
It was…</font>

324
00:15:26,865 --> 00:15:28,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What have you guys done!</font>

325
00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:31,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">People of the world.</font>

326
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on!</font>

327
00:15:35,025 --> 00:15:36,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay…</font>

328
00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:37,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You did a great job but…</font>

329
00:15:38,185 --> 00:15:40,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that one split second
ruined everything.</font>

330
00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:43,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What did I do?
-You're not allowed to smile!</font>

331
00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:44,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-She smiled?
-I smiled?</font>

332
00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:47,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-He's taking your case.
-Am I the kind of person</font>

333
00:15:47,185 --> 00:15:49,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-to do that?
-Yes!</font>

334
00:15:49,385 --> 00:15:50,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Alright. Let's see.</font>

335
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I made him laugh!</font>

336
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:01,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, my God! Yes!</font>

337
00:16:01,665 --> 00:16:04,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-And that is the first red card,
-The first…</font>

338
00:16:04,385 --> 00:16:05,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-So sad!
-Not my buddy.</font>

339
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:06,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry, buddy.</font>

340
00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:08,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Oh, no!
-Oh, man!</font>

341
00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:11,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I didn't expect
I would be out so soon.</font>

342
00:16:12,185 --> 00:16:14,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I even practiced a lot.</font>

343
00:16:14,185 --> 00:16:15,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I just…</font>

344
00:16:15,985 --> 00:16:17,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That is how I felt because…</font>

345
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">she went like this.
Who does that?</font>

346
00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:22,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're blaming us.</font>

347
00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:24,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't go!
Sir, let him stay.</font>

348
00:16:25,705 --> 00:16:27,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-He is fun, sir.
-He is really cute.</font>

349
00:16:27,385 --> 00:16:28,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Send Gaurav Gera instead.</font>

350
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This shouldn't be happening.</font>

351
00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:36,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He shouldn't be the first one
to go out of the house.</font>

352
00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:38,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I was really disappointed.</font>

353
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:41,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because his presence
creates a positive vibe</font>

354
00:16:41,545 --> 00:16:43,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and he's very entertaining.</font>

355
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Suresh, we will see you
in our little cabin.</font>

356
00:16:45,745 --> 00:16:47,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yes, sir.
-Superb!</font>

357
00:16:47,585 --> 00:16:48,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Suresh.</font>

358
00:16:49,185 --> 00:16:50,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">See you, buddy.</font>

359
00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:52,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now it's getting real.</font>

360
00:16:53,025 --> 00:16:54,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Well played.
-Sir.</font>

361
00:16:54,985 --> 00:16:55,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bye, sir.</font>

362
00:17:01,505 --> 00:17:02,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bye. See you.</font>

363
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Okay. Bye.
-Let Uncle stay here.</font>

364
00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:05,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Please treat him with respect, okay?
-Yeah.</font>

365
00:17:05,985 --> 00:17:08,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-This is his funny bone.
-I won't-- Yeah.</font>

366
00:17:08,905 --> 00:17:10,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I'll give him love.</font>

367
00:17:10,345 --> 00:17:13,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think he also needs sex
in the afternoon.</font>

368
00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:17,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The bat and glove
doesn't belong to you.</font>

369
00:17:18,065 --> 00:17:19,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's okay. Bye.</font>

370
00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:22,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have got to know
that it is a conspiracy</font>

371
00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:27,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that a great Malayali comedian like me</font>

372
00:17:27,105 --> 00:17:29,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">has been thrown out of the house.</font>

373
00:17:29,665 --> 00:17:32,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You know the domino effect, right?
One after the other.</font>

374
00:17:32,665 --> 00:17:33,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let see if that happens or not.</font>

375
00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:35,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-They will be out one after the other.
-Let's start the game.</font>

376
00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:36,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Go!
-Here we go.</font>

377
00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:42,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can make this sound.</font>

378
00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:43,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay.</font>

379
00:17:43,825 --> 00:17:45,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can make the sound of a clarinet.</font>

380
00:17:48,265 --> 00:17:50,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You need to do it like this.
-I can also make the sound of a peacock.</font>

381
00:17:53,265 --> 00:17:55,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Gaurav Gera had my attention
the entire time.</font>

382
00:17:55,185 --> 00:17:56,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, I have to avoid him.</font>

383
00:17:57,425 --> 00:18:00,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello!
My next invention is for Mr. Cyrus.</font>

384
00:18:00,425 --> 00:18:01,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Coming.</font>

385
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is called the Shit Hat.</font>

386
00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:06,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is meant for people like Mr. Cyrus.</font>

387
00:18:07,345 --> 00:18:08,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">who have verbal diarrhea.</font>

388
00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:10,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Woman, shut up!</font>

389
00:18:11,185 --> 00:18:14,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Woman, don't shake a man's… pride.</font>

390
00:18:14,425 --> 00:18:16,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Woman, don't shake a man's…
-A man's pride.</font>

391
00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:19,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-A man's pride.
-Woman! Oh, woman!</font>

392
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, woman! Do not shake it!</font>

393
00:18:23,985 --> 00:18:25,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mikhaail, Maya.</font>

394
00:18:25,185 --> 00:18:27,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm sorry. Daddy has to do this
so that you can have dinner tonight.</font>

395
00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:31,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">One moment, guys!</font>

396
00:18:31,905 --> 00:18:33,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Can I make you guys do yoga?</font>

397
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please, you have to do this.</font>

398
00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:37,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">First, take a deep breath.</font>

399
00:18:37,905 --> 00:18:40,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Second, expand your genitals.
-Expand…</font>

400
00:18:40,305 --> 00:18:41,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-the genitalia.
-Expand them.</font>

401
00:18:41,785 --> 00:18:45,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And then we'll chant something relaxing.</font>

402
00:18:45,185 --> 00:18:47,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's called Little Baby.</font>

403
00:18:47,385 --> 00:18:49,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Little baby will sleep</font>

404
00:18:49,785 --> 00:18:52,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He'll cry if he doesn't</font>

405
00:18:52,105 --> 00:18:54,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aren't you sleepy, baby?</font>

406
00:18:54,345 --> 00:18:56,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you need a whack?</font>

407
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Little baby will sleep</font>

408
00:18:58,745 --> 00:19:00,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He'll cry if he doesn't</font>

409
00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:03,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Take a deep breath</font>

410
00:19:03,305 --> 00:19:05,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Or you'll die</font>

411
00:19:05,305 --> 00:19:06,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Take a deep breath!</font>

412
00:19:07,065 --> 00:19:09,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is like
the Delhi version of Navaratri.</font>

413
00:19:12,545 --> 00:19:15,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Relax!
-I hate these sounds.</font>

414
00:19:17,665 --> 00:19:19,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whose car is parked outside?</font>

415
00:19:19,305 --> 00:19:21,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Whose car is 2256?
-It's mine.</font>

416
00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:24,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You parked it outside my house?
-Yes.</font>

417
00:19:24,145 --> 00:19:25,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Is there a problem?
-Yes, there is.</font>

418
00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:28,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What is the problem?
-You're talking back to me being a woman!</font>

419
00:19:28,105 --> 00:19:29,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-So what?
-Wait a minute.</font>

420
00:19:30,425 --> 00:19:31,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What did he say?</font>

421
00:19:31,385 --> 00:19:33,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He says, "You're a woman. How can
you park the car in front of my house?"</font>

422
00:19:33,665 --> 00:19:34,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm sure you understand.</font>

423
00:19:35,025 --> 00:19:37,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-So, he left after scolding you!
-He left.</font>

424
00:19:37,825 --> 00:19:38,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello, guys.</font>

425
00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:40,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I want to make an announcement.</font>

426
00:19:40,105 --> 00:19:41,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I would like to
challenge somebody</font>

427
00:19:41,985 --> 00:19:44,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-to a drink-off.
-You drink-off.</font>

428
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How could you talk like that?
You drink off!</font>

429
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I… wish I was drunk-off!
-Drink you!</font>

430
00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:51,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-But I'm sober-off.
-Sober-off?</font>

431
00:19:52,185 --> 00:19:54,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You want us to--
-Drink-off, yes.</font>

432
00:19:54,345 --> 00:19:55,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-We have to drink this?
-Yes.</font>

433
00:19:55,385 --> 00:19:56,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Fast?
-Yes!</font>

434
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And the competition will be…</font>

435
00:19:58,425 --> 00:19:59,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes! Yes!</font>

436
00:19:59,545 --> 00:20:02,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Friends, do you guys accept
the drink-off challenge?</font>

437
00:20:03,065 --> 00:20:04,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Should I put it inside?
-Yes.</font>

438
00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:06,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Okay.
-A bit higher.</font>

439
00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:11,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now, Aditi is trying something
ridiculously banal,</font>

440
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:14,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">which is drinking
chocolate sauce neat.</font>

441
00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:16,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, I'm going to do
what I always do.</font>

442
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:19,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Encourage her to keep going
because I think she is going berserk.</font>

443
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, her performances
are getting better.</font>

444
00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:22,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And that's a great sign.
I think that's when they can fall.</font>

445
00:20:23,025 --> 00:20:24,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pay attention,
ladies and gentlemen.</font>

446
00:20:25,065 --> 00:20:26,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">People in India are dying of hunger</font>

447
00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:29,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and a woman here is drinking
glasses of chocolate syrup.</font>

448
00:20:29,865 --> 00:20:32,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You should be ashamed!
Aditi, shame on you!</font>

449
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You'll get diabetes.</font>

450
00:20:33,785 --> 00:20:35,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What are you doing?
-Shame on you.</font>

451
00:20:36,185 --> 00:20:37,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You can't do this.
-Gulp it down!</font>

452
00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:40,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The more chocolate you drink,
the more you laugh, ma'am.</font>

453
00:20:40,745 --> 00:20:43,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look into my eyes.
Don't look at the chocolate.</font>

454
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What goes inside,
comes out the same way, ma'am.</font>

455
00:20:46,905 --> 00:20:49,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There is no difference in
the inside and the outside.</font>

456
00:20:49,185 --> 00:20:50,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't blow at my
microphone, ma'am.</font>

457
00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:53,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because nobody accepted my challenge,
I did it myself.</font>

458
00:20:53,105 --> 00:20:54,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You could really ruin someone.</font>

459
00:20:57,905 --> 00:20:59,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Okay!
-Go for it. Done.</font>

460
00:21:08,425 --> 00:21:09,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Did someone laugh in here?</font>

461
00:21:09,905 --> 00:21:13,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, the game has paused, right?</font>

462
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Okay, everybody. Take your seats.
-Alright, people.</font>

463
00:21:22,505 --> 00:21:24,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Take your seats, everybody.
-Come on.</font>

464
00:21:24,105 --> 00:21:27,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Someone made a mistake.
-Does anybody know who it is?</font>

465
00:21:33,105 --> 00:21:34,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, let's have a look, everybody.</font>

466
00:21:44,385 --> 00:21:45,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, man! No!</font>

467
00:21:46,025 --> 00:21:47,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It is so obvious.</font>

468
00:21:47,665 --> 00:21:50,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That was disgusting to taste.</font>

469
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're out of the game.
I'm so sorry.</font>

470
00:21:52,025 --> 00:21:54,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's cool!
Thank you so much.</font>

471
00:21:57,105 --> 00:21:58,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And yes.
It seems to have worked.</font>

472
00:21:58,945 --> 00:22:01,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Malik has bowled
the perfect in-swinger.</font>

473
00:22:01,545 --> 00:22:04,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It brought the ball
into the middle and leg</font>

474
00:22:04,385 --> 00:22:05,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">from outside the off.</font>

475
00:22:05,465 --> 00:22:08,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's time to say,
"Bye, Aditi Mittal." Sadly.</font>

476
00:22:08,385 --> 00:22:10,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Give her a big hand.
Come on, everybody.</font>

477
00:22:17,785 --> 00:22:20,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You guys are keeping straight faces,
and we can't control our laugh.</font>

478
00:22:23,025 --> 00:22:24,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All the best, guys.</font>

479
00:22:24,585 --> 00:22:27,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Come on.
-Guys, I just want to say…</font>

480
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:30,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">this has been an honor,
a pleasure…</font>

481
00:22:30,985 --> 00:22:32,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are fantastic, dude.</font>

482
00:22:32,265 --> 00:22:34,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are actually fantastic.</font>

483
00:22:35,425 --> 00:22:37,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thank you so much, everyone.</font>

484
00:22:37,305 --> 00:22:38,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I still can't tell if she's</font>

485
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:41,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-really crying.
-Thank you!</font>

486
00:22:41,145 --> 00:22:46,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I just want to smile naturally
like a human while being grateful.</font>

487
00:22:46,145 --> 00:22:49,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">To smile when someone does
something funny or silly.</font>

488
00:22:50,065 --> 00:22:53,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">After this, I'm going to
smile like crazy at everything!</font>

489
00:22:54,065 --> 00:22:57,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just because I now know
the value of a smile…</font>

490
00:22:57,705 --> 00:22:59,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">after being in there
and just being like…</font>

491
00:23:08,745 --> 00:23:10,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aadar, my cock just broke.</font>

492
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:13,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My, God! Why do you keep
breaking your cock, Cyrus?</font>

493
00:23:13,585 --> 00:23:14,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, dude.</font>

494
00:23:14,665 --> 00:23:17,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My dear girl,
please help me cross the road.</font>

495
00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Come…
-Girl!</font>

496
00:23:20,945 --> 00:23:22,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Menon!</font>

497
00:23:22,545 --> 00:23:23,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Menon.</font>

498
00:23:23,785 --> 00:23:24,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Menon!</font>

499
00:23:24,785 --> 00:23:26,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Who paid you?
-The only reason we got you out</font>

500
00:23:26,985 --> 00:23:29,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">is because we can all
sit together and smile.</font>

501
00:23:29,225 --> 00:23:30,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you angry at us?</font>

502
00:23:30,825 --> 00:23:31,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, not at all.</font>

503
00:23:32,185 --> 00:23:33,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Love you, darling.</font>

504
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:35,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm asking for the last time.
Will you move your car or not?</font>

505
00:23:35,865 --> 00:23:37,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I'm asking for the last time.
-I don't want to.</font>

506
00:23:37,305 --> 00:23:38,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't interfere.</font>

507
00:23:38,345 --> 00:23:39,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He is just showing off
in front of others.</font>

508
00:23:40,025 --> 00:23:42,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He just feels proud that a car
is a car parked in front of his house.</font>

509
00:23:42,465 --> 00:23:44,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Bunty.
-There's a car in front of your house.</font>

510
00:23:44,745 --> 00:23:46,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Do not interfere!
-Normally, people don't even</font>

511
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-park a bicycle in front of his house.
-Bunty, you need not do this every week!</font>

512
00:23:48,945 --> 00:23:50,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Mom, don't interfere.
-Bunty, every week--</font>

513
00:23:50,745 --> 00:23:52,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Bunty, please!
-Mom, do not interfere!</font>

514
00:23:52,225 --> 00:23:53,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bunty, please.</font>

515
00:23:53,505 --> 00:23:55,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is the overacting corner, right?</font>

516
00:23:55,865 --> 00:23:57,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Overacting.</font>

517
00:24:01,505 --> 00:24:02,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Will you move the car
or should I get it here?</font>

518
00:24:02,905 --> 00:24:04,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Stop it, Bunty.
Stop it!</font>

519
00:24:04,185 --> 00:24:05,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I'll get the car here.
-Bunty, stop it!</font>

520
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I will get the car here.</font>

521
00:24:07,385 --> 00:24:09,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-How can you-- Who's with you?
-Stop it, Bunty.</font>

522
00:24:09,705 --> 00:24:10,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Who's with you?
-My husband is here.</font>

523
00:24:10,945 --> 00:24:11,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Call him.
-Stop it.</font>

524
00:24:11,985 --> 00:24:12,905
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Call your husband.</font>

525
00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How can she park the car
in front of my house?</font>

526
00:24:15,265 --> 00:24:16,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aakash has lost it.</font>

527
00:24:16,465 --> 00:24:19,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He has lost it,
but nobody is laughing.</font>

528
00:24:19,945 --> 00:24:21,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Are you my…
-Stop it, Bunty.</font>

529
00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:23,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I got the wiper!
-You are my husband, right?</font>

530
00:24:24,905 --> 00:24:27,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yes, dear. I'm your husband.
-Come.</font>

531
00:24:27,185 --> 00:24:28,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's my husband.</font>

532
00:24:28,305 --> 00:24:29,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I'm her husband.
-Mom, don't interfere.</font>

533
00:24:30,065 --> 00:24:32,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-That's enough, Bunty!
-Don't interfere!</font>

534
00:24:32,665 --> 00:24:34,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Don't do it. Listen to your mom.
-Talk to my husband.</font>

535
00:24:34,945 --> 00:24:37,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Talk to my husband.
-Who is your husband?</font>

536
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You broke my car.
-Stop it!</font>

537
00:24:39,825 --> 00:24:41,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Don't make noise!
-Give me two minutes.</font>

538
00:24:42,825 --> 00:24:44,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whose car's rearview mirror is this?</font>

539
00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:46,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's my car's rearview mirror!
What did you do to my car?</font>

540
00:24:46,545 --> 00:24:48,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-That was the wrong car.
-I'm having a heart attack.</font>

541
00:24:48,785 --> 00:24:50,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm having a heart attack.</font>

542
00:24:52,145 --> 00:24:54,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Ready?
-Yeah. Ready!</font>

543
00:24:55,185 --> 00:24:56,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bang on!</font>

544
00:24:58,625 --> 00:24:59,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That was quick!</font>

545
00:25:02,225 --> 00:25:04,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whose car is-- What happened?</font>

546
00:25:05,385 --> 00:25:06,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Did someone laugh?</font>

547
00:25:07,065 --> 00:25:08,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Somebody laughed
before I could finish my joke.</font>

548
00:25:08,905 --> 00:25:11,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I should have left this in the tunnel
when I heard the buzzer</font>

549
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and continued later.
It would have been useful.</font>

550
00:25:13,265 --> 00:25:15,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So, I kind of wasted a joke.</font>

551
00:25:17,425 --> 00:25:19,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can't believe he did this.</font>

552
00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:21,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The race has begun.</font>

553
00:25:21,825 --> 00:25:22,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What…</font>

554
00:25:23,065 --> 00:25:24,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What is happening?
-Okay!</font>

555
00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:26,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is the worst classroom ever.</font>

556
00:25:27,265 --> 00:25:29,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Alright. Does anybody
know who the violator is?</font>

557
00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:32,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Does anybody know?
-I could've smiled by mistake.</font>

558
00:25:32,545 --> 00:25:33,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Shit…
-No, one second.</font>

559
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-A smile by mistake is the game.
-I know…</font>

560
00:25:35,545 --> 00:25:36,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You cannot say…</font>

561
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I let the ball go
and hit my stump!</font>

562
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,465
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You guys are very cruel.
Tell us quickly.</font>

563
00:25:40,545 --> 00:25:44,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-He will reveal the name.
-You make us suffer so much!</font>

564
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:45,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Have a look, please.</font>

565
00:25:55,025 --> 00:25:56,345
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Fuck! They are good.</font>

566
00:25:56,425 --> 00:25:57,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Where is she smiling?</font>

567
00:25:57,825 --> 00:25:59,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wait. Here it comes.</font>

568
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:03,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-There!
-There!</font>

569
00:26:03,505 --> 00:26:04,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But good news.
What a pretty smile!</font>

570
00:26:04,945 --> 00:26:06,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-How fast is that?
-It was good though.</font>

571
00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:08,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Yeah, it's a nice smile.
-It was like, "I'm having a heart attack."</font>

572
00:26:08,905 --> 00:26:11,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah, naturally, when you have
a heart attack, you tend to smile!</font>

573
00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:13,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now, this is considered a smile</font>

574
00:26:13,785 --> 00:26:14,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">which I get.</font>

575
00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:16,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Because that's the show, right?</font>

576
00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:24,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, great! Guys, great!</font>

577
00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:25,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Keep going…</font>

578
00:26:25,745 --> 00:26:30,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And we are both going back to our den
to keep an eye on you guys.</font>

579
00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:32,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's not started yet, right?</font>

580
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:35,785
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, fuck!</font>

581
00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:40,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Let's start the game!
-One, two, three!</font>

582
00:26:43,745 --> 00:26:46,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Where is the woman
who brought her husband's car?</font>

583
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:48,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Will you be my husband?</font>

584
00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:49,585
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll talk to you about it later.</font>

585
00:26:49,665 --> 00:26:51,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm going to yell my number…</font>

586
00:26:51,145 --> 00:26:51,945
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">tomorrow.</font>

587
00:26:52,025 --> 00:26:54,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why do you have to flirt
with every man that you see?</font>

588
00:26:54,185 --> 00:26:54,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Alright.</font>

589
00:26:55,065 --> 00:26:57,305
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Why do you flirt with every man you see?
-Why are you so jealous?</font>

590
00:26:57,385 --> 00:26:59,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I like him. He's special.
-I'm jealous because I'm--</font>

591
00:26:59,265 --> 00:27:00,825
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm sorry,
but it's different with Bunty.</font>

592
00:27:00,905 --> 00:27:02,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How will you move your car now?</font>

593
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:06,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My love for you is pure, Bunty.
It's so pure.</font>

594
00:27:06,345 --> 00:27:08,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Two months ago,
it was pure for me.</font>

595
00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:20,265
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at Grover.</font>

596
00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:22,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is he turning into a Dracula?</font>

597
00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:26,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But surprisingly,
these clothes suit him.</font>

598
00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:31,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello, everybody!</font>

599
00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:34,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dance can cure
what yoga cannot.</font>

600
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, no!</font>

601
00:27:36,465 --> 00:27:39,025
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everyone is trying
to make a fool out of us.</font>

602
00:27:39,105 --> 00:27:41,065
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your eyeballs seem to be crossed.</font>

603
00:27:43,025 --> 00:27:45,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I said I love you!</font>

604
00:27:45,225 --> 00:27:47,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-He doesn't have a head.
-I can't call him sir.</font>

605
00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:51,145
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">A lot of clients
even got back their virginity.</font>

606
00:27:52,065 --> 00:27:53,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Listen up!
Why don't you suck my--</font>

607
00:27:53,745 --> 00:27:55,865
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dictionaries don't have the words.</font>

608
00:27:56,905 --> 00:27:57,705
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bang on.</font>

609
00:27:57,785 --> 00:27:59,385
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Who bloody smiled, man?</font>

