Every person is being watched.
There are so many cameras.
They are watching you to see if you are laughing.
Hello, Board of Directors.
-Yes? -Yes, please tell.
-How's it going? -Sir, I don't understand.
How does your creative process work?
Sir, he is a thespian.
He meant to say I'm retired.
He is at the top of the world.
And he looks at people from the bottom.
I think he is smiling. He is smiling, man!
-Let's go. -Come on!
What is this?
We can laugh now.
We can laugh.
It stopped!
You know now.
Mallika has become boring.
Outstanding!
All great.
Is it a yellow card or a red card?
Let's have a look…
Okay, that is enough?
Well done…
-Everyone's turn will come. -Here's your yellow card.
Everyone's turn will come.
Suresh, explain that gum problem.
-You have some problem with your cheek. -Yeah.
-The dentist was treating a cavity-- -Drilling.
Just like you have that problem, he has a problem of doing this.
I'm actually trying to avoid these boys.
Gera and Sunil.
It was difficult for me to hold back my laughter.
So, I tried to suppress it like this.
But I couldn't control.
I'm blessed with a smiling face. What do I do?
Mr. Suresh's card right after Aditi's card is here to say that…
no one will be spared.
But I protest
-because this is against South Indians. -Shut up.
You're trying to get a Malayali out of the game first.
What will you do by protesting alone?
He's right. Dammit!
-Let's… start the show. -Start the show. Go.
I'm Cyrus Broacha.
-This is the way he is, normally. -Cyrus Broacha walks like this.
He attended a wedding wearing shorts.
Broacha is the most versatile comedian in LOL, Hasse Toh Phasse.
Because there are a few comedians who are versatile in just one way.
I'm Broacha. Tell me, bro.
-Bro, one second. -Yeah.
What do you think that painting is about?
-Which one? -That one.
It's really good.
Looking at it makes me feel that there are just five minutes left to live.
-Yes. -Five hours actually.
-Great. -The clock is ticking.
So, enjoy as long as you live.
-Okay. -And laugh as much as you want.
-Keep talking. Yeah. -Keep laughing!
Keep laughing. Somebody laugh!
Keep laughing!
Okay.
-Showtime. -Showtime.
They're all performers and actors.
All of us have been forced to go to
some kind of acting workshop in our life.
And all of us have met some teacher who is so obsessive…
I mean, the one who has not gotten anywhere with their acting.
You know… and that was the character I was going for.
Step back a little.
Gera is going ballistic.
Guys, please gather around. Thank you very much.
Let's start with an applause.
Come on, Aadar! Very good!
Come on!
And what I want to talk to you about
is Truly Theater.
Very funny, so far.
It's absolutely funny. I have…
trained as a thespian for most of my life.
-What is a thespian? -I want you all to stand up.
Someone who is always thirsty.
I want to teach you what it is to be a real thespian.
-I want you to be open. -Sir.
-English? Speak in Hindi. -Name of the theater is Truly Theater.
Enough, guys. That's it!
So, everybody, just gather around here.
-Choose your partners. -And everybody removes their clothes?
No. Nobody removes their clothes
because that is later on. Okay?
-Pair up. You two, you two, you two. -That's in films, not in theater.
-You two. Sir, chose your partner… -With him? Why?
It's not a romantic scene.
-This is just general acting. -Hello!
Enough! I've had enough of this shit!
-Sorry. -Can I become the monitor?
No, you cannot become the monitor
because it is my damn showtime. Alright?
-When will you start the act? -I've started the act?
Just open… I don't even need this mic.
That's not what theater is about, guys.
Just limber. Everybody, limber!
Just loosen the shit out.
Just loosen your ass up.
Look at your partners.
Everybody, stare into your… Yeah.
Look at your partner in their eyes.
Look at your partner in the eyes, sir.
Look at your partners in the eyes.
If I could just get them to stare at each other…
You know…
had they listened to me, they would have laughed.
They will crack. And they all revolted together.
Okay. Everybody, take a deep breathe in.
How deep?
As deep as you can, sir.
It's about taking the breath of theater inside.
Every man has a limit.
-It can't be more than that. -Yes, that's your limit.
-Play to your limit. -You should tell us.
Just tell us before you die.
Now, calm down.
Take a deep breathe inside.
And exhale with a thrust as you deliver the dialogue.
You commit.
-I felt it. -You commit to it.
-That's it. -Suresh, pay attention.
-Uncle! -Suresh, show respect.
-Suresh. -Sir, I beg you. He's doing something.
I am helping him exercise!
That's fine, Suresh. It's okay.
Sorry, sir.
We're going to take the most famous monologue
that we can think of. Alright?
-To be or not to be… -That is the question.
I want everybody
to start doing their lines. Alright?
To be… or not to be!
No. I want the "be" inside!
Shove your be up your B!
-What is he… -Be inside the-- Shut up!
Be inside the be.
You'll get a chance, girl.
-You'll get a chance. -Or not to be.
-I think that was gender-biased. -Cyrus, be inside.
-To be or not to be! -Or not to be!
-To be or not to be! -I'll harmonize with you.
-To be or not to be -To be or not to be!
Alright. Everyone, together. At the same time.
To be or not to be!
Everyone has actually experienced something beautiful here.
Thank you very much.
Showtime!
-Thank you. Thank you. -Thank you.
Thank you. Very good. This is yours.
Gera! Do you know what this reminds me of?
Vidya Belan.
There used to be many people in my family,
but they left me because of my attitude.
Do you have a bad attitude?
I have a really bad attitude,
just like you have this…
Oh, this is just a habit I've formed.
And that's how much attitude I carry.
Well, you are really cool.
Does Uncle want to have food?
I was born when you were a VJ.
-Uncle enjoys birthdays. -Uncle likes eating cake.
Mr. To-Be-Or-Not-To-Be. You're quite aggressive.
-This… -Don't have too much.
That's enough.
Alright now, you've eaten enough. It contains a lot of fat.
It has sugar content.
You will get diabetes.
You have died twice already due to diabetes.
-Mr. Suresh. -Yes?
Please take care of your uncle.
You have removed all his parts.
He'll turn into a boneless uncle very soon.
He won't have any bones left in him.
-Which part is this? -That's his funny bone.
Actually, I can't find my husband.
Forget it, sister. All men are the same.
-I can't find my husband. If-- -He is over there.
-Go and get him. -I can't find my husband.
-Have you seen my husband? -What's his name? His address?
His name is Kamal.
-She's looking for you. -Sunil.
-Are you looking for him? -Hey! Where were you?
-Kamla, come with me. -Where were you?
-Kamla, please! Don't do this again. -Where were you?
I left you alone because I trust you.
You are a strong woman.
You want me to be strong and independent on our wedding day too!
-Wow! -Here is the performance.
We also called the dancer and you called off the wedding!
I called the dancer. I paid her.
Are you here to perform at our wedding?
-Yes. What happened? -The wedding has been canceled.
Don't say that. I have charged you guys a lot.
Ma'am, it's already done. Look at her.
-Convince her. -What is the problem?
Are you impotent?
What the…
What is happening?
How can you do this to me?
-She fell on me. -We have smooched.
-She fell on me. -One second. Look at my balance.
Can I fall on someone?
-No! Look. Can I fall on someone? -No!
Let me show it again.
-Can I fall on someone? -No!
What are you doing?
I'm proving that I can't fall on someone.
Let go the fight, clean the dog's shit on sight.
I was getting off the horse
-and she slipped. -Enough!
Kamla, please.
What a cheap couple!
Kamla, please.
It seems like Cyrus is sitting in his house
and hanging around with a couple of friends.
Suresh.
Cyrus.
-Please show. -Gaurav, please.
-Please, show. -Mallika, talk to him.
I can't look at him. I might laugh.
-This one? -Both of them.
-Show me once. -I tried to squint,
but I can't see both.
When I noticed the others,
they were all walking around and talking to each other casually.
I wanted to create a ruckus.
I wanted everyone's attention.
"Notice me. I'm here."
-Gera is here. -Gera!
How is he like this?
-He's here. -Wow!
-Wonderful… -Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
My name is Bablu. I'm a famous dancer.
I'm sorry. A famous what?
Dancer.
-I'm a dance teacher. -Okay.
-Let me teach you. -Teach me.
Come on. Twist it.
-Eat one more. -One, two, three, four, five.
Back, back, back…
-You sat here purposely, right? -I didn't see you.
Sorry, I didn't see you either.
I mean I did see you, but not completely.
-I'm sure you didn't. -Come on, do this.
Your denture fell off.
I wear this only for the effect.
We need to steer clear of him.
He doesn't do it for money.
-He does it to lose his dignity. -No, I don't do it for money.
-Yes. You do it lose your dignity. -I can't stand straight.
You always keep moving.
You look cute. Very nice.
No. Your music is different.
-It's South Indian. -Our music is different.
-Just do a South Indian step. -Your-- Okay.
Have a dosa and perform.
Can I ever obtain a servitude like this?
Have some self-respect, sir. This isn't the place.
This isn't right.
There's music in everything.
But everything doesn't have lust in it.
-No. -I'm not there…
Not lust, dear.
-Please go. -I agree.
Gera should control his emotions.
Who is this?
I'm Shocky Balboa.
-What? -Shocky Balboa?
Shocky Balboa.
Everybody is coming in get-ups.
Look, I made this bat.
This bat solves all the problems of the cricketers.
-They all have an itching problem… -Yes.
-I'll do it. I'll demonstrate. -Exactly.
It was very clear that when I take out the cricket bat,
there is a very high possibility that this man is going to crack up.
Because cricket and a bat like that… that's totally his zone.
-Yeah! Do it! -Yeah, that's it.
-Hold it like this. -I'm holding it.
-You hold me tight. -Breathe in.
-Yes, that's the way. -Go, scratch it.
Yes, yes. Go, scratch it.
Aditi was this close to going…
This would have happened. But then she realized what she did.
I'm thinking that I have to quickly change
because there are rules that say we can't spend more than five minutes there.
You could possibly get yellow carded if you are whiling away time.
Wow!
Everybody, move aside.
She played snakes and ladders the whole night!
I feel so disgusted!
Play the music.
Dance with me. Come on!
Everyone!
With every showtime, we get a showtime from Gera.
He is always up to something.
It's ridiculously funny.
It's stupid, it's silly.
Once again, I have to go back to my technique,
which is not to get involved too much but pretend to be involved.
I think she will come to me and she's going to dance with me.
I need to control.
I won't laugh. I won't laugh because of Kusha.
He laughed!
No!
-Somebody laughed. -Someone laughed.
-What did you do? -Kusha went like that…
and Gera did this. It was…
What have you guys done!
People of the world.
Come on!
Okay…
You did a great job but…
that one split second ruined everything.
-What did I do? -You're not allowed to smile!
-She smiled? -I smiled?
-He's taking your case. -Am I the kind of person
-to do that? -Yes!
Alright. Let's see.
I made him laugh!
Oh, my God! Yes!
-And that is the first red card, -The first…
-So sad! -Not my buddy.
Sorry, buddy.
-Oh, no! -Oh, man!
I didn't expect I would be out so soon.
I even practiced a lot.
I just…
That is how I felt because…
she went like this. Who does that?
You're blaming us.
Don't go! Sir, let him stay.
-He is fun, sir. -He is really cute.
Send Gaurav Gera instead.
This shouldn't be happening.
He shouldn't be the first one to go out of the house.
I was really disappointed.
Because his presence creates a positive vibe
and he's very entertaining.
Suresh, we will see you in our little cabin.
-Yes, sir. -Superb!
Suresh.
See you, buddy.
Now it's getting real.
-Well played. -Sir.
Bye, sir.
Bye. See you.
-Okay. Bye. -Let Uncle stay here.
-Please treat him with respect, okay? -Yeah.
-This is his funny bone. -I won't-- Yeah.
And I'll give him love.
I think he also needs sex in the afternoon.
The bat and glove doesn't belong to you.
It's okay. Bye.
I have got to know that it is a conspiracy
that a great Malayali comedian like me
has been thrown out of the house.
You know the domino effect, right? One after the other.
Let see if that happens or not.
-They will be out one after the other. -Let's start the game.
-Go! -Here we go.
I can make this sound.
Okay.
I can make the sound of a clarinet.
-You need to do it like this. -I can also make the sound of a peacock.
Gaurav Gera had my attention the entire time.
So, I have to avoid him.
Hello! My next invention is for Mr. Cyrus.
Coming.
It is called the Shit Hat.
It is meant for people like Mr. Cyrus.
who have verbal diarrhea.
Woman, shut up!
Woman, don't shake a man's… pride.
-Woman, don't shake a man's… -A man's pride.
-Woman! Oh, woman!
Hey, woman! Do not shake it!
Mikhaail, Maya.
I'm sorry. Daddy has to do this so that you can have dinner tonight.
One moment, guys!
Can I make you guys do yoga?
Please, you have to do this.
First, take a deep breath.
-Second, expand your genitals. -Expand…
-the genitalia. -Expand them.
And then we'll chant something relaxing.
It's called Little Baby.
Little baby will sleep
He'll cry if he doesn't
Aren't you sleepy, baby?
Do you need a whack?
Little baby will sleep
He'll cry if he doesn't
Take a deep breath
Or you'll die
Take a deep breath!
This is like the Delhi version of Navaratri.
-Relax! -I hate these sounds.
Whose car is parked outside?
-Whose car is 2256? -It's mine.
-You parked it outside my house? -Yes.
-Is there a problem? -Yes, there is.
-What is the problem? -You're talking back to me being a woman!
-So what? -Wait a minute.
What did he say?
He says, "You're a woman. How can you park the car in front of my house?"
I'm sure you understand.
-So, he left after scolding you! -He left.
Hello, guys.
I want to make an announcement.
I would like to challenge somebody
-to a drink-off. -You drink-off.
How could you talk like that? You drink off!
-I… wish I was drunk-off! -Drink you!
-But I'm sober-off. -Sober-off?
-You want us to-- -Drink-off, yes.
-We have to drink this? -Yes.
-Fast? -Yes!
And the competition will be…
Yes! Yes!
Friends, do you guys accept the drink-off challenge?
-Should I put it inside? -Yes.
-Okay. -A bit higher.
Now, Aditi is trying something ridiculously banal,
which is drinking chocolate sauce neat.
So, I'm going to do what I always do.
Encourage her to keep going because I think she is going berserk.
So, her performances are getting better.
And that's a great sign. I think that's when they can fall.
Pay attention, ladies and gentlemen.
People in India are dying of hunger
and a woman here is drinking glasses of chocolate syrup.
You should be ashamed! Aditi, shame on you!
You'll get diabetes.
-What are you doing? -Shame on you.
-You can't do this. -Gulp it down!
The more chocolate you drink, the more you laugh, ma'am.
Look into my eyes. Don't look at the chocolate.
What goes inside, comes out the same way, ma'am.
There is no difference in the inside and the outside.
Don't blow at my microphone, ma'am.
Because nobody accepted my challenge, I did it myself.
You could really ruin someone.
-Okay! -Go for it. Done.
Did someone laugh in here?
So, the game has paused, right?
-Okay, everybody. Take your seats. -Alright, people.
-Take your seats, everybody. -Come on.
-Someone made a mistake. -Does anybody know who it is?
So, let's have a look, everybody.
No, man! No!
It is so obvious.
That was disgusting to taste.
You're out of the game. I'm so sorry.
That's cool! Thank you so much.
And yes. It seems to have worked.
Mr. Malik has bowled the perfect in-swinger.
It brought the ball into the middle and leg
from outside the off.
It's time to say, "Bye, Aditi Mittal." Sadly.
Give her a big hand. Come on, everybody.
You guys are keeping straight faces, and we can't control our laugh.
All the best, guys.
-Come on. -Guys, I just want to say…
this has been an honor, a pleasure…
You are fantastic, dude.
You are actually fantastic.
Thank you so much, everyone.
I still can't tell if she's
-really crying. -Thank you!
I just want to smile naturally like a human while being grateful.
To smile when someone does something funny or silly.
After this, I'm going to smile like crazy at everything!
Just because I now know the value of a smile…
after being in there and just being like…
Aadar, my cock just broke.
My, God! Why do you keep breaking your cock, Cyrus?
No, dude.
My dear girl, please help me cross the road.
-Come… -Girl!
Mr. Menon!
Mr. Menon.
Mr. Menon!
-Who paid you? -The only reason we got you out
is because we can all sit together and smile.
Are you angry at us?
No, not at all.
Love you, darling.
I'm asking for the last time. Will you move your car or not?
-I'm asking for the last time. -I don't want to.
You don't interfere.
He is just showing off in front of others.
He just feels proud that a car is a car parked in front of his house.
-Bunty. -There's a car in front of your house.
-Do not interfere! -Normally, people don't even
-park a bicycle in front of his house. -Bunty, you need not do this every week!
-Mom, don't interfere. -Bunty, every week--
-Bunty, please! -Mom, do not interfere!
Bunty, please.
This is the overacting corner, right?
Overacting.
Will you move the car or should I get it here?
Stop it, Bunty. Stop it!
-I'll get the car here. -Bunty, stop it!
I will get the car here.
-How can you-- Who's with you? -Stop it, Bunty.
-Who's with you? -My husband is here.
-Call him. -Stop it.
Call your husband.
How can she park the car in front of my house?
Aakash has lost it.
He has lost it, but nobody is laughing.
-Are you my… -Stop it, Bunty.
-I got the wiper! -You are my husband, right?
-Yes, dear. I'm your husband. -Come.
He's my husband.
-I'm her husband. -Mom, don't interfere.
-That's enough, Bunty! -Don't interfere!
-Don't do it. Listen to your mom. -Talk to my husband.
-Who is your husband?
-You broke my car. -Stop it!
-Don't make noise! -Give me two minutes.
Whose car's rearview mirror is this?
That's my car's rearview mirror! What did you do to my car?
-That was the wrong car. -I'm having a heart attack.
I'm having a heart attack.
-Ready? -Yeah. Ready!
Bang on!
That was quick!
Whose car is-- What happened?
Did someone laugh?
Somebody laughed before I could finish my joke.
I should have left this in the tunnel when I heard the buzzer
and continued later. It would have been useful.
So, I kind of wasted a joke.
I can't believe he did this.
The race has begun.
What…
-What is happening? -Okay!
This is the worst classroom ever.
Alright. Does anybody know who the violator is?
-Does anybody know? -I could've smiled by mistake.
-Shit… -No, one second.
-A smile by mistake is the game. -I know…
You cannot say…
I let the ball go and hit my stump!
You guys are very cruel. Tell us quickly.
-He will reveal the name. -You make us suffer so much!
Have a look, please.
Fuck! They are good.
Where is she smiling?
Wait. Here it comes.
-There! -There!
But good news. What a pretty smile!
-How fast is that? -It was good though.
-Yeah, it's a nice smile. -It was like, "I'm having a heart attack."
Yeah, naturally, when you have a heart attack, you tend to smile!
Now, this is considered a smile
which I get.
Because that's the show, right?
Okay, great! Guys, great!
Keep going…
And we are both going back to our den to keep an eye on you guys.
It's not started yet, right?
Okay, fuck!
-Let's start the game! -One, two, three!
Where is the woman who brought her husband's car?
Will you be my husband?
I'll talk to you about it later.
I'm going to yell my number…
tomorrow.
Why do you have to flirt with every man that you see?
Alright.
-Why do you flirt with every man you see? -Why are you so jealous?
-I like him. He's special. -I'm jealous because I'm--
I'm sorry, but it's different with Bunty.
How will you move your car now?
My love for you is pure, Bunty. It's so pure.
Two months ago, it was pure for me.
Look at Grover.
Is he turning into a Dracula?
But surprisingly, these clothes suit him.
Hello, everybody!
Dance can cure what yoga cannot.
Oh, no!
Everyone is trying to make a fool out of us.
Your eyeballs seem to be crossed.
I said I love you!
-He doesn't have a head. -I can't call him sir.
A lot of clients even got back their virginity.
Listen up! Why don't you suck my--
Dictionaries don't have the words.
Bang on.
Who bloody smiled, man?