-Nobody here. -Not bad.
-What a house! -Whoa! Not bad!
I am Arshad Warsi and this is Boman Parsi.
Boman Irani. It is okay, right?
-It's not okay. -Fine. Sorry, dude.
Welcome to LOL, Hasse Toh Phasse.
Yes! In this unique show,
ten comedians are going to be locked down for six hours
in this beautiful house.
And the task is simple.
They have to make other people laugh
but they can't laugh themselves, Arshad.
If you laugh here, you lose.
And the last one to not laugh…
-Yes. -The last person standing
without laughing will receive
-Twenty-five lakh rupees. -Damn!
Here comes the first comedian.
Aadar Malik.
The entrance was beautiful.
Like, I'm walking down this tunnel. I'm having fun.
He is a towering figure in the comedy circle.
-Really? -That's because he's six feet one inch.
I was expecting someone to come.
But they closed the door.
I suddenly realized that this a huge room.
And I am all alone.
Aadar Malik is a comedian cum singer cum actor
cum improviser.
I realize he does a lot of things but in a limit.
Menon.
When I saw Aadar, I thought…
You know, sometimes you enter a room not knowing what to expect.
But then you see someone you know and feel relieved.
And then you feel, "I'm kind of safe."
How long have you been here?
I have been here an uncomfortable amount of time.
-And all alone! -Suresh Menon.
Do you know what his strengths are?
-What? -The surprise element.
-Really? -Nobody can expect his next move.
Even he doesn't know what his next move will be.
-Exquisite piece of art. -Oh, yeah?
I thought people my age would be part of this show.
This is horror.
Our next comedian is Aditi Mittal,
popularly known as…
Aditi Mittal.
Oh, my God! It's Aadar.
Hi. How's it going?
-Hello, sir. Bless me, sir. -Hail Lord Ram.
Sir…
I'm not happy that you are here, Aadar.
When I got an offer for this show…
I thought even if I go on this show…
You know, worst-case scenario, I'll get a set out of it.
-I just noticed this. -What?
It's a massive LOL.
LOLs.
Sunil's comedy timing is so good
that I think the other comedians
are going to feel insecure because of him.
-He is famous for mimicry. -Yes.
And if he mimics someone,
that means the person has arrived.
It's like a badge of honor.
Did he ever mimic you?
Our next comedian.
-No! -Oh, my God! Oh, no!
Oh, no! Sir!
-Oh, God! -I'm doomed.
-Come in, sir. -How will I survive here?
I will be out in ten minutes.
All of us should just hang out.
-Sunil. -Hello, Mr. Suresh.
I know Sunil's strengths very well. I really need to be alert.
I should finish laughing and greeting others right away.
We've never met…
-We never met. Yes. -and we are just so cordial.
Is an indignant laugh not allowed either?
Indignant, if you please. Indignant laugh!
Oh, my God! This looks like an inside of a boudoir.
As I walked through the red door, I was like…
I need to know every nook and cranny of this place
if I'm going to spend six hours in here.
This is scary, man.
This looks like a camera under the skirt.
Yeah.
Kusha Kapila. The queen of the internet.
You know, Kusha Kapila is so famous on Instagram
that her followers might think something has happened to her
if she doesn't use her phone for six hours!
-Hey, Kusha! -Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Then I see Sunil.
And I'm like…
Fuck!
I mean… it's not fair!
I can't… This is… I've lost this already.
Kusha's characters are very strong!
To breakthrough that shield and make her laugh
is going to be…
Oh, God! Cyrus Broacha.
Part-time comedian. Full-time irritation.
I'll tell you about Cyrus. He will crack jokes,
laugh at them and eliminate himself.
He will come and sit with us if gets eliminated.
-Shit. Didn't think of that. -Dammit!
Hello!
Hello! Hello!
The first person I see, Suresh Menon.
This is the worst dream in the history of dreams.
-Bring it on… -Just ignore him.
I am done for. Seriously.
Why did they call Broacha!
Fuck! This mic is damn uncomfortable.
And I consider him one of the funniest man in India.
So, I thought I would meet him, laugh a bit and leave.
Aakash Gupta. Joint winner of Comicstaan Season 2.
I'm sure he is hoping to win the title alone this time.
-Oh, no! -Hey!
-Aakash! -No!
I'm a socially awkward individual.
You're bound to get confused when you enter and see
all these famous personalities.
I took a tour of the house as soon as I entered.
I laugh at Aakash's eyes.
So, I was like, I'm not going to make any eye contacts with him.
Mallika Dua. An actor and a super funny comedian.
I'll tell you something about Mallika Dua.
There was a guy with a strange disease.
He couldn't laugh.
He went to the doctor for a check-up.
Do you know what the doctor said?
He said, "He doesn't need medicine, but Dua's comedy."
Superb.
-Hello! Greetings! -Worst group!
Free snacks!
I go wherever there is free food.
I was more interested in snacks than comedians.
So, I got into this show just for the snacks.
Ankita Shrivastav.
She is an actor, she is a comedian.
She is also every comedians favorite YouTuber.
How do you know? Have you asked everyone?
I just said what was on the script.
-Someone's here… -Somebody's coming.
Hello!
Ankita.
I have performed with Ankita before.
And we have had shows
where audiences haven't laughed at both of us.
It's like, can't she be an ally here?
Clearly, I'm the most famous person here.
And then I saw Cyrus Broacha. I said…
Should I even take that step from the door
to the table? Is it even worth it?
Every time I think about Gaurav Gera, only two words come to my mind.
Gaurav and Gera.
The man of many faces.
He has so many facial expressions
that you can't predict what he is actually thinking.
That's not good for the other comedians.
Not at all. Scary.
I got in looking for others and…
Hey, it's you people! What's up!
I was uncertain about what was going to happen.
And the moment I saw Gaurav Gera,
I was sure that I'm going to have a good time
for as long as I'm here.
Hi. How are you, darling?
How nice he smells, man!
We have watched and observed them enough.
-Let's go and meet them. -Let's go and give them hell.
Come on. Let's go, baby.
-Open the door for me, Arshad. -Always.
Oh, what an entry. What an entry!
Wow!
Doctors in old films would come like this.
Sir…
He's been practicing this joke for three days.
God save us.
Mr. Boman and Mr. Arshad entered the house.
I was happy that they entered
but also scared that would leave soon.
I didn't want them to leave.
Because the moment they leave,
the game will begin, and then…
Welcome to LOL, Hasse Toh Phasse.
Okay, so here are the rules.
Basically, the first rule is…
if you laugh or smile, you will get
a yellow card.
That's basically a warning.
And after that, if you laugh or smile again,
you'll get a red card, which means…
-You have to go. -You laugh, you lose.
"Hasse Toh Phasse."
Good thing is that there is a yellow card as a warning.
They won't just throw us out saying, "You laughed. Now, get out!"
In such cases, a person tends to be more careful.
The game will go on for six hours.
Everyone has to play. There are no excuses here.
You can't be passive.
You'll get a yellow card.
So, the rules that I am really suspicious about…
"Being passive."
Because who decides what passive is?
And in case someone laughs because of you,
you will get a point. Like…
in case there is a tie, that will be helpful.
And if you can't make anyone laugh,
then you'll get a yellow card.
When you hear this sound…
Showtime.
This is when one of you gets to be the center of attention.
The screen will display the name.
And whoever's name is displayed will take the center stage.
Or you perform, do your routines.
You can perform a skit or anything that you want.
And meanwhile, everyone will pay attention to the performer.
You can't walk around.
When you hear this sound…
It means that the game has started
and you cannot laugh at all.
Stop laughing. You laugh, you lose.
When you hear this sound…
This means somebody has cracked up.
Our job will be to come here and announce who laughed
and who is getting the yellow card
and the red card.
Meanwhile, the game will be suspended.
That's when you can laugh all you want.
You can also vent your frustration.
In the end, the last person standing…
The last comedian standing
will win this.
Do you know what's inside this briefcase?
Twenty-five lakh rupees.
And that person will be the winner.
And will get the title of the Last One Laughing.
So, on LOL, Hasse Toh Phasse.
All the best, guys. All the best!
This game is going to be a challenging one.
To compete with the people
who are present here,
we have to come out of all the comfort zones.
You are tuned to smiling all your life.
Out of courtesy, a lot of times you just greet the other person warmly.
"Hey, how are you?"
So the scary part was
you couldn't smile at anything, or else you're out.
Okay. Who do you think will be out first?
I would say Cyrus.
-I don't know. I feel… -Tell me something I don't know.
I know but what can I do?
-It's so obvious. -Second…
-Cyrus is the first one. -Right now…
I can see a smirk on his face.
-Right now I can see a smirk on his face. -He's gone.
Let's see how serious he could be once we press the buzzer.
-Let's start the game. -One, two, three…
That's how his face is.
Yeah.
Let's go!
Five hours, fifty-nine minutes
and forty-eight seconds remaining.
Okay, the game has started.
We have to hit the ground quickly like Sehwag.
I've got a strong strategy that I'm going to use.
I'm going to just go straight into something stupid
and find a corner.
Camera, I have 11 rupees with me
and I am giving it to you.
Okay? Please…
This one rupee is hard cash.
So, in case I smile or laugh,
just focus on someone else.
I'm just trying to pace myself.
I don't want to just jump up and start
doing something immediately because…
Dude!
Six hours!
Aadar has an interesting face.
He has a poker face.
Suresh doesn't have a poker face.
Suresh's face looks as if
he has been smiling the whole night.
How are you?
-I'm good. -Good?
You can come later, not now.
I was planning to observe things
once the game begins.
But Aakash started following me as the game began.
And Aakash's eyes… He has a deadpan face.
He has these big eyes. So I felt…
that he would do something and I would burst out laughing.
He is after me.
-Would you like some cashews? -No, thanks.
Oh, Gera has started!
Would you like to have some cashews? Please.
It's showing your teeth without showing your teeth.
Deep!
-Give me everything. -I'm sorry.
There are more.
Shall I scratch you?
-Please. -Tell me where.
-In the middle. -Yes.
Where you hand can never bloody reach…
-Below this. -Look.
Let me know if you enjoy it.
-Express yourself. -Thank you.
Oh, lovely. Lovely!
Every time I ask my girlfriend, she says,
"My back is itching too. Give me a massage first."
Don't you rub your bodies against each other?
No. That's not possible. Because I have hair.
-Yes. -It pricks her.
And she is perfectly waxed.
Here is what you can do.
Apply hair spray on your back.
That will make your hair stiff.
Then it will work as a brush.
I just rub her.
Then you can rub your back against hers, like this.
-I love it. -You'll enjoy.
Who is with the tail? Who is the bunny rabbit?
One doesn't have a mustache and other doesn't have a tail.
Oh, look at that!
Oh, my God!
What a lovely little puppy.
Whose dog is this? Whose is it?
It's a cat, not a dog.
A cat has nine lives. In this life, the cat is a dog.
Can I check out your tail?
Oh, what?
Touching not allowed…
-It's a cat. -Stamping is allowed.
Aditi coming in a cat costume… I was like…
Girl, stop!
This is so soon.
I'm just disintegrating on the inside.
I'm still trying to be a part of this
and not be a part of this.
I worked with David Attenborough.
How do I even praise you?
You are the greatest I have ever seen.
I saw that you befriended a snow leopard
in the Himalayas.
And then you trained it.
But what's this? This weird…
-Sometimes-- -Is this a rabbit or a cat or a hybrid?
Yeah. It's a rabbit.
-It's a very rare species. -Yeah.
I'm 35 years old
in the cat-suit on the floor
and people are looking at me.
So, I was like, "I got to commit to this more."
There's a cat and a mouse scene is happening there.
Look at that. Look at that, Boman.
Come…
May I borrow… Sir, you…
-You are a famous scientist, right? -Yes.
-Dr. Malik. -Yes, sir.
Dr. Malik, what is this?
Sir, this is a…
Come, ladies and gentlemen. May I have your attention, please?
So, ladies and gentlemen
this is a very special marsupial.
-Okay. -What?
-It's a marsupial. -Marsupial.
What is marsupial called in Hindi?
Who did it hit?
-I don't know. -Marsupial is the one…
whose baby… when it is born…
-Yeah? -The child is very tiny.
It's this tiny.
-Yeah. -There you go. Did you see it, Arshad?
What is that sound?
Okay, now we can laugh, guys. It's okay.
Yeah. The clock stopped ticking.
-I hope it's me. -Damn you, Aditi.
I hope it's me.
Okay…
-Congratulations. -Congratulations.
You get a yellow card.
One wicket down in the first over.
All right, everybody on.
So, we have our first yellow card.
Let's have a look at the screen.
-That's not allowed? -Of course, not allowed.
-This is a hell of a lot. -Yeah, it was a Cheshire cat.
Congratulations.
Finally!
So, you are a yellow card.
One more yellow card and you are out of the game.
As a cat, if you're not happy
what's the point of being a cat?
Cats. Have you met them?
They are the most self-satisfied
smug things on this planet. So…
I mean that was a cat smile.
Frankly, I mean… justice for cat smile.
That's all I say.
-Can we start? -Yeah.
-One, two, three. Go. -Go.
Is Menon turning into Suresh?
Mr. Suresh brought a skeleton with him.
He entered the room.
I was not expecting someone
to change his costume so fast.
I looked at him
standing there with the skeleton…
like this.
At that point in time, it was really hard to hold back my laughter.
What happened?
Okay. Sorry…
Sir, is this a performance or you are just…
Okay, don't answer.
-This is my friend. -What?
My uncle.
-Uncle. -Four years ago…
-He was gone? -No, where did he go?
He is right here.
So what is Menon wearing?
Right now, he is not wearing anything.
And we are mean.
I'm Shantam Claus. I have gifts for everyone.
-Shantam Claus. -Actually, my uncle wanted to…
give this to Gera.
-Okay. -But he doesn't speak Punjabi.
I've been looking for this since morning.
-This is mine. -How is it yours?
-It's mine. -It's not yours.
Mr. Menon is at it.
He's selling lingerie.
Wow!
No! No!
Please smile, ma'am. Please.
And there goes Gera.
Gera is all over the place.
-What happened, babe? -She is saying it's not mine.
-How dare she! -This one.
Who? Her?
-Yeah. -You know she seems…
Are you trying to steal
-her bra? -No, Suresh. No!
You can't do this to your uncle. No!
-No… -This is so wrong.
You are my "brather".
-Dr. Aadar. -Yes, sir.
This is my cock.
Sir, I think… Okay, let me just feel…
Sir… where are the… balls?
-Sorry. My bad. My fault. -This is a rooster.
Does anybody want a picture with my cock?
Sir, if you click a picture
it would seem as if a cock is taking a selfie with a cock.
Okay, fine.
This wig for Mr. Sunil.
I've worn this wig half of my life.
If you want to take up Mallika's character, this…
-Okay, sir. -Sir, wear it.
Sir, that's my size.
-Stop claiming it's yours. -Ma'am…
Ma'am, you can't do that.
Please! Stop it now!
If I have a ponytail at the back,
I wouldn't know who pulled it.
But this way, I will know who it is.
That's for you.
Thank you. Thank you.
-My tailor ruined my blouse. -No!
It doesn't fit in the middle. It doesn't look good.
-It's something personal. -No…
So, let me tell you what Kusha's technique is.
She is going agro.
He is wearing my bra.
Oh, my "brather"!
My elder "brather".
Sir, how's this sound? Please tell me.
It is nostalgic.
I'm getting a feeling that Suresh will smile anytime now.
He forgets that he is not supposed to laugh.
Then he swallows his laugh. Yes.
Do you love me?
Do you want to marry me?
Hit me, Suresh!
Hit me!
I'm playing blind man's buff.
Menon is at it.
Please.
Please listen to me.
-Yes, sir. -I want to honor him
by giving him the crown.
Breaking news!
Suresh Menon is bald.
He deceived us by wearing a wig all this while.
I have never seen a man balder than him.
Suresh Menon takes after his uncle.
This proves that he is indeed Suresh's uncle.
Mom, I want to come home.
Yes.
I lost my reputation here.
It's a bunch of complete idiots.
They crack jokes that are not funny.
One guy is playing with his hair.
They are all turning into alarms.
What the hell was going on?
It was absolute chaos.
It seemed like everyone was performing.
-The train is here… -Oh, my!
-May I play with your uncle? -What?
-Can I play with him? -Yeah.
Hello, Uncle.
There goes Uncle!
-Will you play, Uncle? -Uncle broke his bones.
I'm about to laugh.
I want to see how long I can control.
I don't think anyone has to do anything
because I am already laughing in my head.
-Greetings to you, Uncle! -He's broken. How will he even greet you?
Seek Uncle's blessings.
-Come on! -Seek his blessings.
Greetings, Uncle.
Here comes Ankita with a pillow tied to her head.
Wonderful!
Wow!
Mr. Cyrus, Aadar.
This is the best look for you. Really nice.
-Is this tap dance? -It's tap dance.
Show time.
-Show time… -Show time.
Good luck, Aditi.
So, my show time, I think,
brought some kind of a direction.
Like some method to the madness that was already happening.
I was like, "Yeah. Don't worry. This is not the crazy house."
There is still a stage
and there is one direction that people are looking in.
This is not a complete madhouse.
-I know… I know this one! -It's an act!
I know.
I know this one.
-Gaurav has gone mad. -Gaurav is insane.
So, this is for my audience.
The ones who are watching us from home.
Oh, it's you!
I start doing my song
and Sunil Grover is exiting from the toilet.
What is happening? I mean…
But it was interesting
because I was able to catch his eye.
And I directed a bunch of lines at him.
I hardly believe that you're here
To be honest
I'm kind of relieved that you're here
Wow!
We can't laugh in here
-Very nice. -But are you laughing there?
You're on fire!
If you aren't laughing, it implies…
Destruction of honor
Wow.
Yes, judge me as you like
You have to pay for the membership
Four people are using one membership?
You've been using them for three years
With you laptop on your stomach
Double chin, weird pose
Even your pet judges you For watching this show
I hope you're watching this drunk
But don't text your ex A picture of your junk
Or you'll meet the same fate
Destruction of honor
Listen, you're going to have to continue watching this till the end,
because if you don't, this is going to show up on your "continue watching list"
for a long time.
I will lose the same Cyrus Broacha theory of relativity.
Be as relatively involved as possible.
So, I'm watching her
but I'm not watching her.
Nobody pays attention to my opinion
Nobody ever takes me seriously
I had plans of becoming an artist
But there are so many burdens in life
Destruction of honor
Eat it!
Destruction of honor.
You were on fire!
Good stuff!
And Uncle is so happy with the song
that he is break-dancing.
Broke-dancing!
-See! -After not getting paid for the show
we are broke-dancing.
A special message from Uncle.
He is saying that you reminded him of the favorite group.
-Which is? -Boney M.
Thank you. Because he is…
Suresh is trying very hard.
He's trying very hard not to smile.
Did Uncle enjoy the performance?
Is Uncle happy?
Aditi is ready to go…
I'm telling you, she is ready to go.
I guess she has a meeting to attend at 2 o'clock.
-I just have one problem. -Yes?
Why can't he bend his fingers?
We can bend our fingers. There…
Sorry.
This is not good. Got it, Uncle?
Who wants some tissue papers?
-How much is it for? -It's for free.
-This is just my style. -Really? Thank you.
Tissue papers!
Thanks.
Who wants some tissues?
-Let me show you. -That's the posture.
Tissue…
-Tissue paper-- -Wait a minute.
Buy some tissues
Touch the tissue
I love this.
Aakash's eyes will pop out in some time.
This is all the Parsis having the conversation.
Tissue!
Oh, God! Such a madhouse. Guys, shut up!
Shut up! What are these guys doing?
We have accessed Kusha Kapila's chats.
As you can see,
whenever she asks her husband Zordaar
-to get some matar paneer… -Would you give me the camera?
-she asks for extra pickled onion. -Camera.
What is the reason behind being so cheap, Ms. Kusha?
Newsreader. Mind-blowing! I like it.
-How dare you blame me? -We have broadcasted the chats
-where you ordered for pickled onions. -Could you please…
-My family… -Tissue paper!
-Here, wipe off your mucus. -Okay.
This is Polly reporting
with cameraman Aakash Gupta, Yux News.
-What is that? -I'm not talking to you.
I want to know.
I will send you to some center.
-And then we'll talk. -What center?
Where girls like you are treated.
-Madam! -What do you mean?
I can finish you off in seconds.
Big LOL!
-Call me into the confession room. -Go on.
He wants to smile, but then he thinks of 25 lakhs.
Yes, it's possible.
-I think the way Aditi performed… -Yes?
She had the body language of A. K. Hangal.
It was lovely.
-Sixty-five. -What did he do?
Hello, Board of Directors.
-Yes, please tell. -How's it going?
-You go first, sir. -Sir, he's a thespian.
At the top of the world.
And then he looks at people from the bottom.
I think he is smiling. He is smiling, man!
-Let's go. -Come.
Do something.
What is this?
We can laugh now.
Done? It stopped.
Look at that.
Who? I don't know who laughed.
I feel like…
Keep laughing!
My name is Bablu and I'm quite famous.
But everything doesn't have lust in it.
-To be. -Shove your be in your B.
-What is B… -Be in-- Shut up!
-Drink off… -You drink off.
Expand your genitals.
I'm sorry, I've to do this so that you can have dinner tonight.
She was playing snakes and ladders all night.
Is this the overacting corner?
How dare you park outside my house?
Loosen the shit…
Aadar, my cock is broken…
He laughed!
Is it a yellow card or a red card?