1 00:00:10,305 --> 00:00:11,505 -Nobody here. -Not bad. 2 00:00:11,585 --> 00:00:13,745 -What a house! -Whoa! Not bad! 3 00:00:16,505 --> 00:00:19,305 I am Arshad Warsi and this is Boman Parsi. 4 00:00:19,465 --> 00:00:20,985 Boman Irani. It is okay, right? 5 00:00:21,065 --> 00:00:23,145 -It's not okay. -Fine. Sorry, dude. 6 00:00:23,265 --> 00:00:25,305 Welcome to LOL, Hasse Toh Phasse. 7 00:00:25,545 --> 00:00:27,825 Yes! In this unique show, 8 00:00:27,985 --> 00:00:32,185 ten comedians are going to be locked down for six hours 9 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:33,505 in this beautiful house. 10 00:00:33,585 --> 00:00:34,665 And the task is simple. 11 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:35,905 They have to make other people laugh 12 00:00:35,985 --> 00:00:37,865 but they can't laugh themselves, Arshad. 13 00:00:37,945 --> 00:00:40,985 If you laugh here, you lose. 14 00:00:41,105 --> 00:00:42,785 And the last one to not laugh… 15 00:00:42,865 --> 00:00:44,385 -Yes. -The last person standing 16 00:00:44,465 --> 00:00:46,585 without laughing will receive 17 00:00:46,705 --> 00:00:48,865 -Twenty-five lakh rupees. -Damn! 18 00:01:49,505 --> 00:01:51,105 Here comes the first comedian. 19 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:53,545 Aadar Malik. 20 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:55,105 The entrance was beautiful. 21 00:01:55,185 --> 00:01:58,585 Like, I'm walking down this tunnel. I'm having fun. 22 00:01:59,225 --> 00:02:02,105 He is a towering figure in the comedy circle. 23 00:02:02,265 --> 00:02:04,625 -Really? -That's because he's six feet one inch. 24 00:02:04,745 --> 00:02:06,825 I was expecting someone to come. 25 00:02:07,065 --> 00:02:09,505 But they closed the door. 26 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:12,905 I suddenly realized that this a huge room. 27 00:02:13,025 --> 00:02:14,785 And I am all alone. 28 00:02:15,065 --> 00:02:19,225 Aadar Malik is a comedian cum singer cum actor 29 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:20,545 cum improviser. 30 00:02:20,785 --> 00:02:23,705 I realize he does a lot of things but in a limit. 31 00:02:27,705 --> 00:02:28,865 Menon. 32 00:02:33,465 --> 00:02:35,545 When I saw Aadar, I thought… 33 00:02:38,545 --> 00:02:41,425 You know, sometimes you enter a room not knowing what to expect. 34 00:02:41,505 --> 00:02:44,265 But then you see someone you know and feel relieved. 35 00:02:44,345 --> 00:02:47,265 And then you feel, "I'm kind of safe." 36 00:02:47,385 --> 00:02:48,465 How long have you been here? 37 00:02:48,545 --> 00:02:50,825 I have been here an uncomfortable amount of time. 38 00:02:51,545 --> 00:02:53,585 -And all alone! -Suresh Menon. 39 00:02:53,665 --> 00:02:54,905 Do you know what his strengths are? 40 00:02:54,985 --> 00:02:56,425 -What? -The surprise element. 41 00:02:56,505 --> 00:02:58,985 -Really? -Nobody can expect his next move. 42 00:02:59,185 --> 00:03:01,025 Even he doesn't know what his next move will be. 43 00:03:01,625 --> 00:03:03,865 -Exquisite piece of art. -Oh, yeah? 44 00:03:03,985 --> 00:03:07,665 I thought people my age would be part of this show. 45 00:03:07,905 --> 00:03:09,865 This is horror. 46 00:03:12,265 --> 00:03:14,425 Our next comedian is Aditi Mittal, 47 00:03:14,505 --> 00:03:15,865 popularly known as… 48 00:03:16,105 --> 00:03:17,265 Aditi Mittal. 49 00:03:17,945 --> 00:03:21,025 Oh, my God! It's Aadar. 50 00:03:21,265 --> 00:03:22,945 Hi. How's it going? 51 00:03:23,105 --> 00:03:25,465 -Hello, sir. Bless me, sir. -Hail Lord Ram. 52 00:03:25,545 --> 00:03:26,745 Sir… 53 00:03:26,865 --> 00:03:28,505 I'm not happy that you are here, Aadar. 54 00:03:28,665 --> 00:03:32,065 When I got an offer for this show… 55 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:35,145 I thought even if I go on this show… 56 00:03:35,225 --> 00:03:37,745 You know, worst-case scenario, I'll get a set out of it. 57 00:03:38,065 --> 00:03:40,265 -I just noticed this. -What? 58 00:03:40,425 --> 00:03:42,145 It's a massive LOL. 59 00:03:42,225 --> 00:03:43,385 LOLs. 60 00:03:46,745 --> 00:03:48,865 Sunil's comedy timing is so good 61 00:03:48,985 --> 00:03:51,185 that I think the other comedians 62 00:03:51,305 --> 00:03:53,705 are going to feel insecure because of him. 63 00:03:53,785 --> 00:03:55,905 -He is famous for mimicry. -Yes. 64 00:03:56,025 --> 00:03:57,585 And if he mimics someone, 65 00:03:57,665 --> 00:03:58,905 that means the person has arrived. 66 00:03:58,985 --> 00:04:00,105 It's like a badge of honor. 67 00:04:00,185 --> 00:04:01,385 Did he ever mimic you? 68 00:04:02,945 --> 00:04:04,105 Our next comedian. 69 00:04:04,185 --> 00:04:06,665 -No! -Oh, my God! Oh, no! 70 00:04:06,745 --> 00:04:08,505 Oh, no! Sir! 71 00:04:08,705 --> 00:04:11,265 -Oh, God! -I'm doomed. 72 00:04:12,225 --> 00:04:14,785 -Come in, sir. -How will I survive here? 73 00:04:15,265 --> 00:04:16,705 I will be out in ten minutes. 74 00:04:16,785 --> 00:04:18,905 All of us should just hang out. 75 00:04:19,105 --> 00:04:20,505 -Sunil. -Hello, Mr. Suresh. 76 00:04:20,945 --> 00:04:24,185 I know Sunil's strengths very well. I really need to be alert. 77 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:27,625 I should finish laughing and greeting others right away. 78 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:28,545 We've never met… 79 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:30,585 -We never met. Yes. -and we are just so cordial. 80 00:04:31,825 --> 00:04:34,305 Is an indignant laugh not allowed either? 81 00:04:34,345 --> 00:04:37,345 Indignant, if you please. Indignant laugh! 82 00:04:38,105 --> 00:04:41,425 Oh, my God! This looks like an inside of a boudoir. 83 00:04:41,545 --> 00:04:43,905 As I walked through the red door, I was like… 84 00:04:44,025 --> 00:04:46,265 I need to know every nook and cranny of this place 85 00:04:46,345 --> 00:04:48,305 if I'm going to spend six hours in here. 86 00:04:48,345 --> 00:04:49,225 This is scary, man. 87 00:04:49,305 --> 00:04:50,745 This looks like a camera under the skirt. 88 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:51,865 Yeah. 89 00:04:53,545 --> 00:04:55,905 Kusha Kapila. The queen of the internet. 90 00:04:55,985 --> 00:04:58,985 You know, Kusha Kapila is so famous on Instagram 91 00:04:59,105 --> 00:05:02,265 that her followers might think something has happened to her 92 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,785 if she doesn't use her phone for six hours! 93 00:05:03,865 --> 00:05:06,305 -Hey, Kusha! -Oh, my God! 94 00:05:06,465 --> 00:05:07,465 Oh, my God! 95 00:05:07,705 --> 00:05:08,705 Then I see Sunil. 96 00:05:08,905 --> 00:05:10,025 And I'm like… 97 00:05:10,585 --> 00:05:11,665 Fuck! 98 00:05:12,465 --> 00:05:14,705 I mean… it's not fair! 99 00:05:14,785 --> 00:05:17,905 I can't… This is… I've lost this already. 100 00:05:18,025 --> 00:05:20,145 Kusha's characters are very strong! 101 00:05:20,265 --> 00:05:22,585 To breakthrough that shield and make her laugh 102 00:05:22,665 --> 00:05:24,225 is going to be… 103 00:05:25,585 --> 00:05:27,585 Oh, God! Cyrus Broacha. 104 00:05:27,705 --> 00:05:29,705 Part-time comedian. Full-time irritation. 105 00:05:29,785 --> 00:05:32,345 I'll tell you about Cyrus. He will crack jokes, 106 00:05:32,545 --> 00:05:34,585 laugh at them and eliminate himself. 107 00:05:34,705 --> 00:05:36,505 He will come and sit with us if gets eliminated. 108 00:05:36,585 --> 00:05:38,185 -Shit. Didn't think of that. -Dammit! 109 00:05:38,265 --> 00:05:40,305 Hello! 110 00:05:40,585 --> 00:05:42,825 Hello! Hello! 111 00:05:42,905 --> 00:05:45,025 The first person I see, Suresh Menon. 112 00:05:45,105 --> 00:05:47,545 This is the worst dream in the history of dreams. 113 00:05:47,745 --> 00:05:50,545 -Bring it on… -Just ignore him. 114 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:52,545 I am done for. Seriously. 115 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:53,905 Why did they call Broacha! 116 00:05:53,985 --> 00:05:55,745 Fuck! This mic is damn uncomfortable. 117 00:05:55,825 --> 00:05:59,105 And I consider him one of the funniest man in India. 118 00:05:59,505 --> 00:06:03,545 So, I thought I would meet him, laugh a bit and leave. 119 00:06:05,185 --> 00:06:08,025 Aakash Gupta. Joint winner of Comicstaan Season 2. 120 00:06:08,105 --> 00:06:11,065 I'm sure he is hoping to win the title alone this time. 121 00:06:11,225 --> 00:06:12,945 -Oh, no! -Hey! 122 00:06:13,025 --> 00:06:14,305 -Aakash! -No! 123 00:06:14,385 --> 00:06:17,105 I'm a socially awkward individual. 124 00:06:17,265 --> 00:06:19,865 You're bound to get confused when you enter and see 125 00:06:19,945 --> 00:06:21,505 all these famous personalities. 126 00:06:21,585 --> 00:06:23,465 I took a tour of the house as soon as I entered. 127 00:06:24,305 --> 00:06:25,865 I laugh at Aakash's eyes. 128 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:29,385 So, I was like, I'm not going to make any eye contacts with him. 129 00:06:31,025 --> 00:06:34,225 Mallika Dua. An actor and a super funny comedian. 130 00:06:34,345 --> 00:06:36,105 I'll tell you something about Mallika Dua. 131 00:06:36,185 --> 00:06:38,145 There was a guy with a strange disease. 132 00:06:38,225 --> 00:06:39,305 He couldn't laugh. 133 00:06:39,425 --> 00:06:41,465 He went to the doctor for a check-up. 134 00:06:41,585 --> 00:06:42,985 Do you know what the doctor said? 135 00:06:43,065 --> 00:06:46,025 He said, "He doesn't need medicine, but Dua's comedy." 136 00:06:46,785 --> 00:06:47,945 Superb. 137 00:06:56,025 --> 00:06:58,425 -Hello! Greetings! -Worst group! 138 00:06:58,505 --> 00:06:59,625 Free snacks! 139 00:07:00,425 --> 00:07:03,425 I go wherever there is free food. 140 00:07:03,505 --> 00:07:07,025 I was more interested in snacks than comedians. 141 00:07:07,105 --> 00:07:09,665 So, I got into this show just for the snacks. 142 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,505 Ankita Shrivastav. 143 00:07:13,745 --> 00:07:15,585 She is an actor, she is a comedian. 144 00:07:15,665 --> 00:07:18,225 She is also every comedians favorite YouTuber. 145 00:07:18,345 --> 00:07:20,025 How do you know? Have you asked everyone? 146 00:07:20,745 --> 00:07:22,665 I just said what was on the script. 147 00:07:25,625 --> 00:07:27,225 -Someone's here… -Somebody's coming. 148 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,305 Hello! 149 00:07:32,545 --> 00:07:33,345 Ankita. 150 00:07:33,425 --> 00:07:35,025 I have performed with Ankita before. 151 00:07:35,105 --> 00:07:36,545 And we have had shows 152 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:38,505 where audiences haven't laughed at both of us. 153 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,545 It's like, can't she be an ally here? 154 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:42,425 Clearly, I'm the most famous person here. 155 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:45,065 And then I saw Cyrus Broacha. I said… 156 00:07:45,225 --> 00:07:47,865 Should I even take that step from the door 157 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:50,105 to the table? Is it even worth it? 158 00:07:53,705 --> 00:07:58,105 Every time I think about Gaurav Gera, only two words come to my mind. 159 00:07:58,185 --> 00:07:59,705 Gaurav and Gera. 160 00:08:00,265 --> 00:08:01,465 The man of many faces. 161 00:08:01,545 --> 00:08:03,065 He has so many facial expressions 162 00:08:03,145 --> 00:08:05,785 that you can't predict what he is actually thinking. 163 00:08:05,945 --> 00:08:07,185 That's not good for the other comedians. 164 00:08:07,265 --> 00:08:08,705 Not at all. Scary. 165 00:08:08,865 --> 00:08:11,865 I got in looking for others and… 166 00:08:15,145 --> 00:08:18,225 Hey, it's you people! What's up! 167 00:08:18,785 --> 00:08:21,785 I was uncertain about what was going to happen. 168 00:08:21,865 --> 00:08:23,705 And the moment I saw Gaurav Gera, 169 00:08:23,785 --> 00:08:26,945 I was sure that I'm going to have a good time 170 00:08:27,025 --> 00:08:28,505 for as long as I'm here. 171 00:08:28,825 --> 00:08:30,825 Hi. How are you, darling? 172 00:08:30,905 --> 00:08:32,745 How nice he smells, man! 173 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,985 We have watched and observed them enough. 174 00:08:35,065 --> 00:08:36,545 -Let's go and meet them. -Let's go and give them hell. 175 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:37,825 Come on. Let's go, baby. 176 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:40,225 -Open the door for me, Arshad. -Always. 177 00:08:41,865 --> 00:08:44,545 Oh, what an entry. What an entry! 178 00:08:46,865 --> 00:08:47,865 Wow! 179 00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:53,505 Doctors in old films would come like this. 180 00:08:54,265 --> 00:08:55,065 Sir… 181 00:08:55,145 --> 00:08:57,345 He's been practicing this joke for three days. 182 00:08:57,425 --> 00:08:58,825 God save us. 183 00:09:00,865 --> 00:09:02,745 Mr. Boman and Mr. Arshad entered the house. 184 00:09:02,865 --> 00:09:03,705 I was happy that they entered 185 00:09:03,745 --> 00:09:05,705 but also scared that would leave soon. 186 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,865 I didn't want them to leave. 187 00:09:07,945 --> 00:09:09,825 Because the moment they leave, 188 00:09:10,225 --> 00:09:12,585 the game will begin, and then… 189 00:09:16,865 --> 00:09:19,305 Welcome to LOL, Hasse Toh Phasse. 190 00:09:19,745 --> 00:09:21,185 Okay, so here are the rules. 191 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,345 Basically, the first rule is… 192 00:09:23,425 --> 00:09:25,985 if you laugh or smile, you will get 193 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:27,505 a yellow card. 194 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,145 That's basically a warning. 195 00:09:29,225 --> 00:09:33,585 And after that, if you laugh or smile again, 196 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:35,865 you'll get a red card, which means… 197 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:39,145 -You have to go. -You laugh, you lose. 198 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:40,505 "Hasse Toh Phasse." 199 00:09:41,225 --> 00:09:44,545 Good thing is that there is a yellow card as a warning. 200 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,865 They won't just throw us out saying, "You laughed. Now, get out!" 201 00:09:46,945 --> 00:09:49,065 In such cases, a person tends to be more careful. 202 00:09:49,145 --> 00:09:51,145 The game will go on for six hours. 203 00:09:51,505 --> 00:09:53,705 Everyone has to play. There are no excuses here. 204 00:09:53,745 --> 00:09:55,065 You can't be passive. 205 00:09:55,185 --> 00:09:56,225 You'll get a yellow card. 206 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:59,105 So, the rules that I am really suspicious about… 207 00:09:59,185 --> 00:10:00,425 "Being passive." 208 00:10:00,585 --> 00:10:02,465 Because who decides what passive is? 209 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:05,545 And in case someone laughs because of you, 210 00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:07,745 you will get a point. Like… 211 00:10:07,945 --> 00:10:10,225 in case there is a tie, that will be helpful. 212 00:10:10,345 --> 00:10:12,305 And if you can't make anyone laugh, 213 00:10:12,505 --> 00:10:14,225 then you'll get a yellow card. 214 00:10:14,825 --> 00:10:16,465 When you hear this sound… 215 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:21,625 Showtime. 216 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:24,225 This is when one of you gets to be the center of attention. 217 00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:26,265 The screen will display the name. 218 00:10:26,345 --> 00:10:28,185 And whoever's name is displayed will take the center stage. 219 00:10:28,265 --> 00:10:29,745 Or you perform, do your routines. 220 00:10:29,825 --> 00:10:32,065 You can perform a skit or anything that you want. 221 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:35,585 And meanwhile, everyone will pay attention to the performer. 222 00:10:35,745 --> 00:10:36,985 You can't walk around. 223 00:10:37,945 --> 00:10:39,385 When you hear this sound… 224 00:10:42,545 --> 00:10:44,065 It means that the game has started 225 00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:45,505 and you cannot laugh at all. 226 00:10:46,265 --> 00:10:48,505 Stop laughing. You laugh, you lose. 227 00:10:49,185 --> 00:10:50,865 When you hear this sound… 228 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,305 This means somebody has cracked up. 229 00:11:02,185 --> 00:11:05,345 Our job will be to come here and announce who laughed 230 00:11:05,425 --> 00:11:06,745 and who is getting the yellow card 231 00:11:06,825 --> 00:11:08,145 and the red card. 232 00:11:08,225 --> 00:11:10,625 Meanwhile, the game will be suspended. 233 00:11:10,905 --> 00:11:12,505 That's when you can laugh all you want. 234 00:11:12,585 --> 00:11:15,505 You can also vent your frustration. 235 00:11:16,945 --> 00:11:19,105 In the end, the last person standing… 236 00:11:19,225 --> 00:11:21,145 The last comedian standing 237 00:11:21,225 --> 00:11:22,665 will win this. 238 00:11:23,185 --> 00:11:25,705 Do you know what's inside this briefcase? 239 00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:29,705 Twenty-five lakh rupees. 240 00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:32,945 And that person will be the winner. 241 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:36,705 And will get the title of the Last One Laughing. 242 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:42,665 So, on LOL, Hasse Toh Phasse. 243 00:11:47,905 --> 00:11:50,865 All the best, guys. All the best! 244 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:54,985 This game is going to be a challenging one. 245 00:11:55,065 --> 00:11:56,745 To compete with the people 246 00:11:56,865 --> 00:11:58,825 who are present here, 247 00:11:58,905 --> 00:12:01,505 we have to come out of all the comfort zones. 248 00:12:01,865 --> 00:12:05,225 You are tuned to smiling all your life. 249 00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:08,265 Out of courtesy, a lot of times you just greet the other person warmly. 250 00:12:08,345 --> 00:12:09,465 "Hey, how are you?" 251 00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:10,945 So the scary part was 252 00:12:11,025 --> 00:12:13,865 you couldn't smile at anything, or else you're out. 253 00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:15,905 Okay. Who do you think will be out first? 254 00:12:16,105 --> 00:12:17,185 I would say Cyrus. 255 00:12:17,825 --> 00:12:19,665 -I don't know. I feel… -Tell me something I don't know. 256 00:12:19,745 --> 00:12:20,825 I know but what can I do? 257 00:12:20,905 --> 00:12:22,105 -It's so obvious. -Second… 258 00:12:22,185 --> 00:12:23,745 -Cyrus is the first one. -Right now… 259 00:12:23,825 --> 00:12:25,065 I can see a smirk on his face. 260 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,465 -Right now I can see a smirk on his face. -He's gone. 261 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,545 Let's see how serious he could be once we press the buzzer. 262 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,465 -Let's start the game. -One, two, three… 263 00:12:37,065 --> 00:12:38,265 That's how his face is. 264 00:12:39,185 --> 00:12:40,185 Yeah. 265 00:12:40,945 --> 00:12:41,945 Let's go! 266 00:12:42,225 --> 00:12:44,745 Five hours, fifty-nine minutes 267 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,025 and forty-eight seconds remaining. 268 00:12:49,665 --> 00:12:51,225 Okay, the game has started. 269 00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:54,025 We have to hit the ground quickly like Sehwag. 270 00:12:54,185 --> 00:12:56,505 I've got a strong strategy that I'm going to use. 271 00:12:56,585 --> 00:12:58,745 I'm going to just go straight into something stupid 272 00:12:58,825 --> 00:12:59,945 and find a corner. 273 00:13:02,305 --> 00:13:04,625 Camera, I have 11 rupees with me 274 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,825 and I am giving it to you. 275 00:13:07,505 --> 00:13:08,825 Okay? Please… 276 00:13:09,225 --> 00:13:11,425 This one rupee is hard cash. 277 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,465 So, in case I smile or laugh, 278 00:13:14,865 --> 00:13:16,265 just focus on someone else. 279 00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:19,585 I'm just trying to pace myself. 280 00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:23,145 I don't want to just jump up and start 281 00:13:23,225 --> 00:13:25,305 doing something immediately because… 282 00:13:25,385 --> 00:13:26,345 Dude! 283 00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:28,265 Six hours! 284 00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:30,945 Aadar has an interesting face. 285 00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:33,385 He has a poker face. 286 00:13:34,265 --> 00:13:35,705 Suresh doesn't have a poker face. 287 00:13:35,785 --> 00:13:37,785 Suresh's face looks as if 288 00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:39,705 he has been smiling the whole night. 289 00:13:41,105 --> 00:13:42,385 How are you? 290 00:13:42,745 --> 00:13:43,905 -I'm good. -Good? 291 00:13:43,985 --> 00:13:46,185 You can come later, not now. 292 00:13:47,665 --> 00:13:50,105 I was planning to observe things 293 00:13:50,185 --> 00:13:51,185 once the game begins. 294 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:54,545 But Aakash started following me as the game began. 295 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,585 And Aakash's eyes… He has a deadpan face. 296 00:13:57,745 --> 00:13:59,745 He has these big eyes. So I felt… 297 00:13:59,825 --> 00:14:02,385 that he would do something and I would burst out laughing. 298 00:14:02,505 --> 00:14:03,785 He is after me. 299 00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:09,345 -Would you like some cashews? -No, thanks. 300 00:14:09,505 --> 00:14:11,865 Oh, Gera has started! 301 00:14:12,305 --> 00:14:14,505 Would you like to have some cashews? Please. 302 00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:16,865 It's showing your teeth without showing your teeth. 303 00:14:19,945 --> 00:14:21,465 Deep! 304 00:14:21,545 --> 00:14:23,545 -Give me everything. -I'm sorry. 305 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:24,825 There are more. 306 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,065 Shall I scratch you? 307 00:14:26,145 --> 00:14:27,585 -Please. -Tell me where. 308 00:14:27,705 --> 00:14:28,985 -In the middle. -Yes. 309 00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:30,505 Where you hand can never bloody reach… 310 00:14:30,585 --> 00:14:31,665 -Below this. -Look. 311 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,865 Let me know if you enjoy it. 312 00:14:33,945 --> 00:14:35,825 -Express yourself. -Thank you. 313 00:14:35,905 --> 00:14:37,665 Oh, lovely. Lovely! 314 00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:39,545 Every time I ask my girlfriend, she says, 315 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,585 "My back is itching too. Give me a massage first." 316 00:14:41,665 --> 00:14:43,545 Don't you rub your bodies against each other? 317 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,985 No. That's not possible. Because I have hair. 318 00:14:46,065 --> 00:14:47,785 -Yes. -It pricks her. 319 00:14:47,905 --> 00:14:49,505 And she is perfectly waxed. 320 00:14:49,905 --> 00:14:51,025 Here is what you can do. 321 00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:53,025 Apply hair spray on your back. 322 00:14:53,145 --> 00:14:55,025 That will make your hair stiff. 323 00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:57,545 Then it will work as a brush. 324 00:14:57,665 --> 00:14:58,545 I just rub her. 325 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,785 Then you can rub your back against hers, like this. 326 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,865 -I love it. -You'll enjoy. 327 00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:08,185 Who is with the tail? Who is the bunny rabbit? 328 00:15:08,265 --> 00:15:10,985 One doesn't have a mustache and other doesn't have a tail. 329 00:15:16,905 --> 00:15:18,265 Oh, look at that! 330 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:21,025 Oh, my God! 331 00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:25,665 What a lovely little puppy. 332 00:15:30,425 --> 00:15:32,625 Whose dog is this? Whose is it? 333 00:15:32,705 --> 00:15:33,865 It's a cat, not a dog. 334 00:15:33,985 --> 00:15:36,665 A cat has nine lives. In this life, the cat is a dog. 335 00:15:36,745 --> 00:15:38,025 Can I check out your tail? 336 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,185 Oh, what? 337 00:15:40,425 --> 00:15:42,305 Touching not allowed… 338 00:15:42,385 --> 00:15:43,825 -It's a cat. -Stamping is allowed. 339 00:15:43,905 --> 00:15:46,265 Aditi coming in a cat costume… I was like… 340 00:15:46,465 --> 00:15:47,825 Girl, stop! 341 00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:49,785 This is so soon. 342 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,865 I'm just disintegrating on the inside. 343 00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:54,625 I'm still trying to be a part of this 344 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,425 and not be a part of this. 345 00:15:57,385 --> 00:15:58,625 I worked with David Attenborough. 346 00:15:58,705 --> 00:16:00,305 How do I even praise you? 347 00:16:00,385 --> 00:16:01,985 You are the greatest I have ever seen. 348 00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:04,785 I saw that you befriended a snow leopard 349 00:16:04,865 --> 00:16:06,065 in the Himalayas. 350 00:16:06,145 --> 00:16:07,145 And then you trained it. 351 00:16:07,225 --> 00:16:08,705 But what's this? This weird… 352 00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:11,225 -Sometimes-- -Is this a rabbit or a cat or a hybrid? 353 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:12,465 Yeah. It's a rabbit. 354 00:16:12,545 --> 00:16:14,265 -It's a very rare species. -Yeah. 355 00:16:15,465 --> 00:16:17,225 I'm 35 years old 356 00:16:17,305 --> 00:16:18,785 in the cat-suit on the floor 357 00:16:18,865 --> 00:16:20,025 and people are looking at me. 358 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,905 So, I was like, "I got to commit to this more." 359 00:16:23,345 --> 00:16:25,265 There's a cat and a mouse scene is happening there. 360 00:16:25,345 --> 00:16:26,665 Look at that. Look at that, Boman. 361 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:28,425 Come… 362 00:16:31,105 --> 00:16:32,625 May I borrow… Sir, you… 363 00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:35,265 -You are a famous scientist, right? -Yes. 364 00:16:35,825 --> 00:16:36,905 -Dr. Malik. -Yes, sir. 365 00:16:36,985 --> 00:16:38,745 Dr. Malik, what is this? 366 00:16:39,185 --> 00:16:40,305 Sir, this is a… 367 00:16:40,385 --> 00:16:42,305 Come, ladies and gentlemen. May I have your attention, please? 368 00:16:42,385 --> 00:16:43,905 So, ladies and gentlemen 369 00:16:43,985 --> 00:16:46,265 this is a very special marsupial. 370 00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:47,145 -Okay. -What? 371 00:16:47,225 --> 00:16:48,025 -It's a marsupial. -Marsupial. 372 00:16:48,105 --> 00:16:49,305 What is marsupial called in Hindi? 373 00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:50,225 Who did it hit? 374 00:16:50,305 --> 00:16:52,425 -I don't know. -Marsupial is the one… 375 00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:54,505 whose baby… when it is born… 376 00:16:54,585 --> 00:16:55,985 -Yeah? -The child is very tiny. 377 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,185 It's this tiny. 378 00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:02,625 -Yeah. -There you go. Did you see it, Arshad? 379 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,745 What is that sound? 380 00:17:10,785 --> 00:17:12,425 Okay, now we can laugh, guys. It's okay. 381 00:17:12,505 --> 00:17:13,985 Yeah. The clock stopped ticking. 382 00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:19,385 -I hope it's me. -Damn you, Aditi. 383 00:17:20,585 --> 00:17:22,425 I hope it's me. 384 00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:24,385 I hope it's me. 385 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,745 Okay… 386 00:17:28,145 --> 00:17:30,185 -Congratulations. -Congratulations. 387 00:17:30,305 --> 00:17:32,625 -Congratulations. -Congratulations. 388 00:17:32,665 --> 00:17:34,345 You get a yellow card. 389 00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:36,025 One wicket down in the first over. 390 00:17:36,865 --> 00:17:38,065 All right, everybody on. 391 00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:39,905 So, we have our first yellow card. 392 00:17:41,545 --> 00:17:42,985 Let's have a look at the screen. 393 00:17:55,905 --> 00:17:58,745 -That's not allowed? -Of course, not allowed. 394 00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:01,305 -This is a hell of a lot. -Yeah, it was a Cheshire cat. 395 00:18:01,385 --> 00:18:02,425 Congratulations. 396 00:18:02,505 --> 00:18:03,425 Finally! 397 00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:05,825 So, you are a yellow card. 398 00:18:05,905 --> 00:18:07,665 One more yellow card and you are out of the game. 399 00:18:08,065 --> 00:18:10,065 As a cat, if you're not happy 400 00:18:10,145 --> 00:18:11,505 what's the point of being a cat? 401 00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,025 Cats. Have you met them? 402 00:18:13,105 --> 00:18:15,545 They are the most self-satisfied 403 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,585 smug things on this planet. So… 404 00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:18,865 I mean that was a cat smile. 405 00:18:18,905 --> 00:18:21,185 Frankly, I mean… justice for cat smile. 406 00:18:21,305 --> 00:18:22,505 That's all I say. 407 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,025 -Can we start? -Yeah. 408 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,185 -One, two, three. Go. -Go. 409 00:18:38,345 --> 00:18:41,865 Is Menon turning into Suresh? 410 00:18:50,145 --> 00:18:52,185 Mr. Suresh brought a skeleton with him. 411 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,425 He entered the room. 412 00:18:53,505 --> 00:18:55,545 I was not expecting someone 413 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,825 to change his costume so fast. 414 00:18:57,905 --> 00:18:59,385 I looked at him 415 00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:00,905 standing there with the skeleton… 416 00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:02,625 like this. 417 00:19:02,665 --> 00:19:06,425 At that point in time, it was really hard to hold back my laughter. 418 00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:10,625 What happened? 419 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,745 Okay. Sorry… 420 00:19:13,145 --> 00:19:15,905 Sir, is this a performance or you are just… 421 00:19:17,905 --> 00:19:18,785 Okay, don't answer. 422 00:19:18,865 --> 00:19:20,345 -This is my friend. -What? 423 00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,425 My uncle. 424 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:24,265 -Uncle. -Four years ago… 425 00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:26,385 -He was gone? -No, where did he go? 426 00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:27,585 He is right here. 427 00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:30,145 So what is Menon wearing? 428 00:19:30,185 --> 00:19:31,665 Right now, he is not wearing anything. 429 00:19:33,025 --> 00:19:34,145 And we are mean. 430 00:19:34,665 --> 00:19:37,185 I'm Shantam Claus. I have gifts for everyone. 431 00:19:37,265 --> 00:19:40,025 -Shantam Claus. -Actually, my uncle wanted to… 432 00:19:40,265 --> 00:19:41,745 give this to Gera. 433 00:19:41,865 --> 00:19:43,905 -Okay. -But he doesn't speak Punjabi. 434 00:19:44,025 --> 00:19:45,745 I've been looking for this since morning. 435 00:19:45,825 --> 00:19:47,745 -This is mine. -How is it yours? 436 00:19:47,825 --> 00:19:49,585 -It's mine. -It's not yours. 437 00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:51,145 Mr. Menon is at it. 438 00:19:51,345 --> 00:19:52,665 He's selling lingerie. 439 00:19:53,105 --> 00:19:54,265 Wow! 440 00:19:54,665 --> 00:19:56,625 No! No! 441 00:19:57,025 --> 00:19:58,665 No! No! 442 00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:00,505 Please smile, ma'am. Please. 443 00:20:00,585 --> 00:20:02,185 And there goes Gera. 444 00:20:02,425 --> 00:20:04,145 Gera is all over the place. 445 00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:07,345 -What happened, babe? -She is saying it's not mine. 446 00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:09,185 -How dare she! -This one. 447 00:20:09,345 --> 00:20:10,185 Who? Her? 448 00:20:10,265 --> 00:20:12,025 -Yeah. -You know she seems… 449 00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,505 Are you trying to steal 450 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,905 -her bra? -No, Suresh. No! 451 00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:18,585 You can't do this to your uncle. No! 452 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,985 -No… -This is so wrong. 453 00:20:21,065 --> 00:20:22,585 You are my "brather". 454 00:20:25,505 --> 00:20:26,905 -Dr. Aadar. -Yes, sir. 455 00:20:26,985 --> 00:20:28,025 This is my cock. 456 00:20:28,105 --> 00:20:30,545 Sir, I think… Okay, let me just feel… 457 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:34,385 Sir… where are the… balls? 458 00:20:34,665 --> 00:20:37,545 -Sorry. My bad. My fault. -This is a rooster. 459 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,145 Does anybody want a picture with my cock? 460 00:20:40,185 --> 00:20:41,865 Sir, if you click a picture 461 00:20:41,905 --> 00:20:43,505 it would seem as if a cock is taking a selfie with a cock. 462 00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:44,665 Okay, fine. 463 00:20:44,905 --> 00:20:46,505 This wig for Mr. Sunil. 464 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,305 I've worn this wig half of my life. 465 00:20:48,385 --> 00:20:50,665 If you want to take up Mallika's character, this… 466 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,185 -Okay, sir. -Sir, wear it. 467 00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:57,905 Sir, that's my size. 468 00:20:57,985 --> 00:20:59,625 -Stop claiming it's yours. -Ma'am… 469 00:20:59,665 --> 00:21:01,425 Ma'am, you can't do that. 470 00:21:01,505 --> 00:21:03,545 Please! Stop it now! 471 00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,425 If I have a ponytail at the back, 472 00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:07,185 I wouldn't know who pulled it. 473 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:09,425 But this way, I will know who it is. 474 00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:10,825 That's for you. 475 00:21:10,905 --> 00:21:12,825 Thank you. Thank you. 476 00:21:14,905 --> 00:21:17,785 -My tailor ruined my blouse. -No! 477 00:21:17,865 --> 00:21:19,545 It doesn't fit in the middle. It doesn't look good. 478 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,185 -It's something personal. -No… 479 00:21:21,265 --> 00:21:23,025 So, let me tell you what Kusha's technique is. 480 00:21:23,185 --> 00:21:24,305 She is going agro. 481 00:21:24,385 --> 00:21:26,385 He is wearing my bra. 482 00:21:27,145 --> 00:21:28,865 Oh, my "brather"! 483 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,105 My elder "brather". 484 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,065 Sir, how's this sound? Please tell me. 485 00:21:37,985 --> 00:21:39,505 It is nostalgic. 486 00:21:40,185 --> 00:21:42,905 I'm getting a feeling that Suresh will smile anytime now. 487 00:21:42,985 --> 00:21:44,865 He forgets that he is not supposed to laugh. 488 00:21:44,985 --> 00:21:46,385 Then he swallows his laugh. Yes. 489 00:21:46,745 --> 00:21:48,065 Do you love me? 490 00:21:48,425 --> 00:21:49,745 Do you want to marry me? 491 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,665 Hit me, Suresh! 492 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,545 Hit me! 493 00:21:54,185 --> 00:21:55,865 I'm playing blind man's buff. 494 00:21:57,665 --> 00:21:59,305 Menon is at it. 495 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,305 Please. 496 00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:01,945 Please listen to me. 497 00:22:02,465 --> 00:22:04,625 -Yes, sir. -I want to honor him 498 00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:06,225 by giving him the crown. 499 00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:16,145 Breaking news! 500 00:22:16,225 --> 00:22:18,705 Suresh Menon is bald. 501 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,825 He deceived us by wearing a wig all this while. 502 00:22:28,945 --> 00:22:32,065 I have never seen a man balder than him. 503 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,785 Suresh Menon takes after his uncle. 504 00:22:34,985 --> 00:22:37,585 This proves that he is indeed Suresh's uncle. 505 00:22:37,665 --> 00:22:38,985 Mom, I want to come home. 506 00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:40,585 Yes. 507 00:22:40,745 --> 00:22:42,505 I lost my reputation here. 508 00:22:43,065 --> 00:22:44,825 It's a bunch of complete idiots. 509 00:22:45,305 --> 00:22:47,025 They crack jokes that are not funny. 510 00:22:47,385 --> 00:22:48,865 One guy is playing with his hair. 511 00:22:55,705 --> 00:22:58,425 They are all turning into alarms. 512 00:23:01,985 --> 00:23:04,785 What the hell was going on? 513 00:23:04,945 --> 00:23:06,625 It was absolute chaos. 514 00:23:06,705 --> 00:23:09,385 It seemed like everyone was performing. 515 00:23:09,545 --> 00:23:11,785 -The train is here… -Oh, my! 516 00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:22,945 -May I play with your uncle? -What? 517 00:23:23,025 --> 00:23:24,585 -Can I play with him? -Yeah. 518 00:23:27,065 --> 00:23:28,265 Hello, Uncle. 519 00:23:29,425 --> 00:23:30,465 Hello, Uncle. 520 00:23:30,705 --> 00:23:32,585 There goes Uncle! 521 00:23:33,425 --> 00:23:35,585 -Will you play, Uncle? -Uncle broke his bones. 522 00:23:35,945 --> 00:23:37,385 I'm about to laugh. 523 00:23:37,465 --> 00:23:40,345 I want to see how long I can control. 524 00:23:40,745 --> 00:23:42,465 I don't think anyone has to do anything 525 00:23:42,545 --> 00:23:45,385 because I am already laughing in my head. 526 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:49,065 -Greetings to you, Uncle! -He's broken. How will he even greet you? 527 00:23:49,465 --> 00:23:50,785 Seek Uncle's blessings. 528 00:23:51,065 --> 00:23:52,585 -Come on! -Seek his blessings. 529 00:23:52,905 --> 00:23:54,025 Greetings, Uncle. 530 00:23:54,705 --> 00:23:57,305 Here comes Ankita with a pillow tied to her head. 531 00:23:57,505 --> 00:23:58,505 Wonderful! 532 00:23:58,585 --> 00:23:59,665 Wow! 533 00:23:59,745 --> 00:24:00,865 Mr. Cyrus, Aadar. 534 00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:03,545 This is the best look for you. Really nice. 535 00:24:03,705 --> 00:24:06,265 -Is this tap dance? -It's tap dance. 536 00:24:09,785 --> 00:24:10,865 Show time. 537 00:24:10,945 --> 00:24:12,825 -Show time… -Show time. 538 00:24:12,945 --> 00:24:14,225 Good luck, Aditi. 539 00:24:14,825 --> 00:24:16,705 So, my show time, I think, 540 00:24:16,945 --> 00:24:18,705 brought some kind of a direction. 541 00:24:18,865 --> 00:24:21,905 Like some method to the madness that was already happening. 542 00:24:21,985 --> 00:24:24,905 I was like, "Yeah. Don't worry. This is not the crazy house." 543 00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:26,105 There is still a stage 544 00:24:26,185 --> 00:24:28,665 and there is one direction that people are looking in. 545 00:24:28,745 --> 00:24:31,145 This is not a complete madhouse. 546 00:24:38,425 --> 00:24:41,465 -I know… I know this one! -It's an act! 547 00:24:41,585 --> 00:24:42,865 I know. 548 00:24:43,105 --> 00:24:44,425 I know this one. 549 00:24:45,425 --> 00:24:48,585 -Gaurav has gone mad. -Gaurav is insane. 550 00:24:48,745 --> 00:24:51,585 So, this is for my audience. 551 00:24:51,945 --> 00:24:55,465 The ones who are watching us from home. 552 00:24:58,305 --> 00:24:59,385 Oh, it's you! 553 00:25:00,105 --> 00:25:01,225 I start doing my song 554 00:25:01,305 --> 00:25:03,065 and Sunil Grover is exiting from the toilet. 555 00:25:03,145 --> 00:25:04,945 What is happening? I mean… 556 00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:06,305 But it was interesting 557 00:25:06,385 --> 00:25:07,825 because I was able to catch his eye. 558 00:25:07,905 --> 00:25:09,865 And I directed a bunch of lines at him. 559 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:15,225 I hardly believe that you're here 560 00:25:16,185 --> 00:25:18,625 To be honest 561 00:25:19,065 --> 00:25:22,865 I'm kind of relieved that you're here 562 00:25:22,945 --> 00:25:24,065 Wow! 563 00:25:24,505 --> 00:25:28,065 We can't laugh in here 564 00:25:28,385 --> 00:25:31,985 -Very nice. -But are you laughing there? 565 00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:32,865 You're on fire! 566 00:25:32,945 --> 00:25:35,705 If you aren't laughing, it implies… 567 00:25:36,385 --> 00:25:40,425 Destruction of honor 568 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:41,705 Wow. 569 00:25:46,065 --> 00:25:48,545 Yes, judge me as you like 570 00:25:48,745 --> 00:25:50,945 You have to pay for the membership 571 00:25:51,105 --> 00:25:53,305 Four people are using one membership? 572 00:25:53,505 --> 00:25:55,625 You've been using them for three years 573 00:25:55,745 --> 00:25:56,865 With you laptop on your stomach 574 00:25:56,945 --> 00:25:57,945 Double chin, weird pose 575 00:25:58,025 --> 00:26:00,545 Even your pet judges you For watching this show 576 00:26:00,665 --> 00:26:02,345 I hope you're watching this drunk 577 00:26:02,745 --> 00:26:05,185 But don't text your ex A picture of your junk 578 00:26:05,385 --> 00:26:07,625 Or you'll meet the same fate 579 00:26:07,825 --> 00:26:10,145 Destruction of honor 580 00:26:10,305 --> 00:26:12,585 Destruction of honor 581 00:26:12,985 --> 00:26:15,065 Listen, you're going to have to continue watching this till the end, 582 00:26:15,145 --> 00:26:17,945 because if you don't, this is going to show up on your "continue watching list" 583 00:26:18,025 --> 00:26:18,945 for a long time. 584 00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:21,705 I will lose the same Cyrus Broacha theory of relativity. 585 00:26:21,865 --> 00:26:23,985 Be as relatively involved as possible. 586 00:26:24,065 --> 00:26:25,385 So, I'm watching her 587 00:26:25,465 --> 00:26:26,505 but I'm not watching her. 588 00:26:27,225 --> 00:26:29,505 Nobody pays attention to my opinion 589 00:26:29,705 --> 00:26:32,145 Nobody ever takes me seriously 590 00:26:32,265 --> 00:26:34,345 I had plans of becoming an artist 591 00:26:34,545 --> 00:26:36,785 But there are so many burdens in life 592 00:26:37,545 --> 00:26:39,705 Destruction of honor 593 00:26:39,985 --> 00:26:42,225 Destruction of honor 594 00:26:42,345 --> 00:26:44,745 Destruction of honor 595 00:26:45,025 --> 00:26:46,025 Eat it! 596 00:26:46,265 --> 00:26:47,385 Destruction of honor. 597 00:26:47,465 --> 00:26:49,385 You were on fire! 598 00:26:50,225 --> 00:26:51,505 Good stuff! 599 00:26:52,505 --> 00:26:55,505 And Uncle is so happy with the song 600 00:26:55,585 --> 00:26:57,465 that he is break-dancing. 601 00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:59,025 Broke-dancing! 602 00:26:59,865 --> 00:27:01,905 -See! -After not getting paid for the show 603 00:27:01,985 --> 00:27:03,505 we are broke-dancing. 604 00:27:05,465 --> 00:27:06,665 A special message from Uncle. 605 00:27:06,745 --> 00:27:08,865 He is saying that you reminded him of the favorite group. 606 00:27:08,985 --> 00:27:10,585 -Which is? -Boney M. 607 00:27:10,745 --> 00:27:12,665 Thank you. Because he is… 608 00:27:12,985 --> 00:27:14,305 Suresh is trying very hard. 609 00:27:14,385 --> 00:27:15,905 He's trying very hard not to smile. 610 00:27:15,985 --> 00:27:18,585 Did Uncle enjoy the performance? 611 00:27:18,865 --> 00:27:20,665 Is Uncle happy? 612 00:27:20,825 --> 00:27:22,985 Aditi is ready to go… 613 00:27:23,105 --> 00:27:24,545 I'm telling you, she is ready to go. 614 00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:26,585 I guess she has a meeting to attend at 2 o'clock. 615 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:29,985 -I just have one problem. -Yes? 616 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,825 Why can't he bend his fingers? 617 00:27:31,905 --> 00:27:34,385 We can bend our fingers. There… 618 00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:38,945 Sorry. 619 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:48,585 This is not good. Got it, Uncle? 620 00:27:48,705 --> 00:27:51,025 Who wants some tissue papers? 621 00:27:51,105 --> 00:27:53,145 -How much is it for? -It's for free. 622 00:27:53,225 --> 00:27:54,985 -This is just my style. -Really? Thank you. 623 00:27:55,105 --> 00:27:57,745 Tissue papers! 624 00:27:59,065 --> 00:28:00,025 Thanks. 625 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:01,985 Who wants some tissues? 626 00:28:02,065 --> 00:28:03,265 -Let me show you. -That's the posture. 627 00:28:03,345 --> 00:28:05,065 Tissue… 628 00:28:10,665 --> 00:28:13,225 -Tissue paper-- -Wait a minute. 629 00:28:14,385 --> 00:28:17,985 Buy some tissues 630 00:28:18,065 --> 00:28:19,825 Touch the tissue 631 00:28:19,905 --> 00:28:20,905 I love this. 632 00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:24,505 Aakash's eyes will pop out in some time. 633 00:28:26,945 --> 00:28:29,385 This is all the Parsis having the conversation. 634 00:28:30,225 --> 00:28:32,545 Tissue! 635 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:35,345 Tissue! 636 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:40,105 Oh, God! Such a madhouse. Guys, shut up! 637 00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:42,785 Shut up! What are these guys doing? 638 00:28:42,905 --> 00:28:46,345 We have accessed Kusha Kapila's chats. 639 00:28:46,465 --> 00:28:48,145 As you can see, 640 00:28:48,225 --> 00:28:50,905 whenever she asks her husband Zordaar 641 00:28:50,985 --> 00:28:53,225 -to get some matar paneer… -Would you give me the camera? 642 00:28:53,305 --> 00:28:55,985 -she asks for extra pickled onion. -Camera. 643 00:28:56,065 --> 00:28:58,985 What is the reason behind being so cheap, Ms. Kusha? 644 00:28:59,065 --> 00:29:01,385 Newsreader. Mind-blowing! I like it. 645 00:29:01,465 --> 00:29:04,265 -How dare you blame me? -We have broadcasted the chats 646 00:29:04,345 --> 00:29:07,265 -where you ordered for pickled onions. -Could you please… 647 00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:09,905 -My family… -Tissue paper! 648 00:29:09,985 --> 00:29:13,225 -Here, wipe off your mucus. -Okay. 649 00:29:13,305 --> 00:29:15,825 This is Polly reporting 650 00:29:15,945 --> 00:29:18,185 with cameraman Aakash Gupta, Yux News. 651 00:29:22,545 --> 00:29:24,825 -What is that? -I'm not talking to you. 652 00:29:24,905 --> 00:29:25,945 I want to know. 653 00:29:26,145 --> 00:29:28,625 I will send you to some center. 654 00:29:28,705 --> 00:29:30,625 -And then we'll talk. -What center? 655 00:29:30,785 --> 00:29:33,585 Where girls like you are treated. 656 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:36,225 -Madam! -What do you mean? 657 00:29:36,345 --> 00:29:39,385 I can finish you off in seconds. 658 00:29:39,465 --> 00:29:40,665 Big LOL! 659 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:42,825 -Call me into the confession room. -Go on. 660 00:29:45,945 --> 00:29:48,265 He wants to smile, but then he thinks of 25 lakhs. 661 00:29:48,385 --> 00:29:49,465 Yes, it's possible. 662 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:52,265 -I think the way Aditi performed… -Yes? 663 00:29:52,345 --> 00:29:55,545 She had the body language of A. K. Hangal. 664 00:29:55,665 --> 00:29:56,785 It was lovely. 665 00:29:58,185 --> 00:29:59,385 -Sixty-five. -What did he do? 666 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:00,905 Hello, Board of Directors. 667 00:30:01,025 --> 00:30:03,225 -Yes, please tell. -How's it going? 668 00:30:03,585 --> 00:30:06,145 -You go first, sir. -Sir, he's a thespian. 669 00:30:06,265 --> 00:30:08,665 At the top of the world. 670 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:11,305 And then he looks at people from the bottom. 671 00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:15,305 I think he is smiling. He is smiling, man! 672 00:30:15,865 --> 00:30:17,065 -Let's go. -Come. 673 00:30:17,665 --> 00:30:18,905 Do something. 674 00:30:21,905 --> 00:30:22,945 What is this? 675 00:30:23,025 --> 00:30:24,305 We can laugh now. 676 00:30:24,945 --> 00:30:26,705 Done? It stopped. 677 00:30:28,305 --> 00:30:29,465 Look at that. 678 00:30:30,865 --> 00:30:32,065 Who? I don't know who laughed. 679 00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:33,425 I feel like… 680 00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:41,505 Keep laughing! 681 00:30:41,865 --> 00:30:44,745 My name is Bablu and I'm quite famous. 682 00:30:44,825 --> 00:30:46,025 But everything doesn't have lust in it. 683 00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:48,065 -To be. -Shove your be in your B. 684 00:30:48,145 --> 00:30:49,265 -What is B… -Be in-- Shut up! 685 00:30:49,465 --> 00:30:50,905 -Drink off… -You drink off. 686 00:30:50,985 --> 00:30:52,945 Expand your genitals. 687 00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:55,705 I'm sorry, I've to do this so that you can have dinner tonight. 688 00:30:56,145 --> 00:30:58,185 She was playing snakes and ladders all night. 689 00:30:58,265 --> 00:30:59,545 Is this the overacting corner? 690 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:01,745 How dare you park outside my house? 691 00:31:01,825 --> 00:31:03,425 Loosen the shit… 692 00:31:04,025 --> 00:31:05,385 Aadar, my cock is broken… 693 00:31:05,465 --> 00:31:06,545 He laughed! 694 00:31:07,425 --> 00:31:09,345 Is it a yellow card or a red card?