Do you know what's the difference between humans and animals?
Stories.
No animal can tell a story.
And we turn everything into stories.
And everyone at school was talking about our story.
Lalit thrashed Dhruv and his gang. He made their lives miserable.
Someone stood against Lalit for the first time.
Lalit won't ever forget that slap.
So, you are saying that Dhruv slapped Lalit?
-Yes. -Lalit?
-Yes. -That's nonsense.
Yes, I heard it too.
That Sussu raised his hand first.
Sussu plays the guitar and is a fighter as well.
We have to do something about Nandini.
Kabir pinned Vinod down.
He had to be carried on a stretcher.
Dhruv thrashed fucktard Lalit and his gang a lot.
-Dhruv is the real hero. -What?
-He thrashed Lalit for Chhaya? -Yes.
Wow. Dhruv seems so attractive all of a sudden.
Bro, there could be a world war for Chhaya.
But that doesn't mean that Dhruv and Chhaya have a relationship.
Are you listening to me?
Chhaya and Dhruv have been in a relationship for a long time.
And how do I know? Chhaya told me about it.
The story went on a different tangent altogether.
But the story could be true when people are saying so.
And he said that she is his girlfriend.
And he slapped him tight.
And Lalit was thrashed badly after that.
Chhaya, thank you so much.
Thank your Dhruv from our side as well.
Thanks, brother-in-law.
Ew. Brother-in-law. But why ew?
Dhruv is brother-in-law material.
What are you thinking about?
If it's a girl, then she will be Chad. If it's a boy, he will be Chad as well.
This is the generation of gender-neutral names.
What happened? Are you thinking about what to name your children?
Are you mad? I am not desperate like boys.
Anyway, I am upset with Dhruv.
Upset?
Even you wanted him to call you his girlfriend.
He could say that in front of the whole school but he can't tell me.
It's good that he said it in front of everyone. Just like Kabir Bedi's style.
Kavya, Kabir Singh, not Kabir Bedi.
-Stop watching nonsensical movies. -Okay.
Hi, Chhaya. Shall we go and have an ice ball?
Come.
Hey.
-What happened to her? -She is upset with you.
With me? Why?
Can you not see what's evident?
-No. I can see properly. -Then can't you see that I'm not Chhaya?
Why are you asking me? Go and figure it out yourself.
Boys.
What's this new story now?
-Kabir. -Tell me.
Vinod was telling me that Lalit's gang beat you all up nicely.
-Yes. -Hey.
How can that fucktard Lalit hit me?
Fighting is in my genes.
My grandpa was in a secret assassin's society when he was young.
He was dangerous.
He killed six people once with just one pencil.
That's impossible.
Yes. But he got a girlfriend.
He started living with her and stopped working.
-The girls can turn anyone into a pussy. -Yes.
One minute, Kabir.
But you said that your grandpa used to work in a post office, right?
Then when did he become an assassin? And when did he kill with a pencil?
Hey, pussy.
-I spoke about my maternal grandpa. -Sussu, shut up.
-Bro, tell me what happened next. -Yes.
Then his girlfriend gifted him a cute and lovely puppy.
-Then she died of cancer. -The puppy?
-The girlfriend. -Okay.
-Then grandpa only loved two things. -What?
His Mustang and puppy.
-He went to the petrol pump to get oil. -For the puppy?
For the Mustang.
-The son of a Russian mafia don... -Kabir.
You said that your grandpa is from Roorkee.
How could Roorkee be in Russia? And when did your grandpa go to Russia?
-Sussu. -What is he saying?
Grandpa was from Roorkee. Right, Kabir?
-Yes. Grandpa was from there. -Yes.
-He is lying. -One minute.
-Tell me what happened next. -Yes.
Then the Russian... It's a long story.
A little food would have been nice.
Bro, I will get a cold drink and samosa.
-Bring two of them. -Yes, bring them quickly.
Hey, bring a sandwich, not a samosa.
-The samosa in the canteen is not good. -That's right.
But why did you all fight Lalit?
I can't hear anything against my friend's girlfriend.
Which friend's girlfriend?
A fool like Dhruv can never impress a girl like Chhaya. Okay?
Both of them have been dating for a long time.
-Yes. -No.
-Anupama from section C was saying that they are just friends. -Yes.
-What? -You assholes.
-Haven't you seen the movie where Salman Khan is the villain? -Which one?
The hero says this dialogue in it.
That a girl and a boy can't be friends.
-Sussu, what do you say? -Maine Pyar Kiya.
-So what can I do? -No, I don't believe it.
Because no one has seen them doing things that a couple does.
Why would they do it in front of you?
They would do it privately like decent people.
No one has seen them hiding as well.
All the couples from the school go behind the kissing tree.
No one else goes there. They have never gone there.
Nandini has taken me there many times.
Really?
But, Kabir, I think that you are lying.
I feel that you are lying about the story of the assassin as well.
Hey, if I start lying, you would be found far away.
Well, you can place a bet. Within three days,
they will be at the kissing tree.
-Then let's place a bet of rupees 500. -500?
-What happened? -He got scared.
Hey, no.
Rupees 500 is less. Let's place a bet of 1000.
-Wow. -Hey.
Okay then.
I am sorry that I didn't notice your hairstyle.
I didn't get a haircut.
I am sorry that I didn't notice that you have lost weight.
Are boys really so stupid?
They watch four posts on the internet.
And they think they should notice a girl's hair and weight to pacify her.
No, Dhruv. I am gaining weight.
Oh, so, I did notice that you have gained weight.
So, you are saying that I look fat?
-No, Chhaya. I didn't mean that. -What do you want to say?
Please tell me why you are upset.
-Should I spell that out too? -Yes.
You should figure that out.
Please forgive me for whatever I have done.
I am really sorry, Chhaya.
Friends, take out your pen and paper and note it down.
Making a puppy face without realising what his mistake is
and still apologising doesn't work anymore.
Girls have become smarter these days.
Are you upset because I said that your favourite singer, Dua Lipa, is not good?
Is it because I use your hotspot?
Do you use my hotspot?
Uh...
Are you upset because I submitted your Physics assignment under my name?
-Did you steal that? -Sorry.
Do you know how much I was scolded by sir because of you?
Just get lost, Dhruv.
-That's not the reason as well. -Hey.
Why did she leave after asking you to get lost?
This is not even your class.
Who told you that Dhruv and Chhaya will meet at the kissing tree in three days?
Bro, I said it in the moment then.
We have to convince Dhruv somehow.
Kabir, do this.
You should collect rupees 1000 as charity.
That's all you can do. Nothing else.
Dhruv is coming. Don't say such things in front of him.
Dhruv, how are you? How is Chhaya?
-How would I know? Ask her. -What?
She is stressing me out needlessly. I am not going to talk to her.
-You are not talking to her. What kind of friend are you? -Yes.
Let the friendship go to hell. She is driving me nuts.
I am getting blood pressure at the age of having peer pressure.
Who spread the stereotype that boys don't communicate?
The girls don't communicate.
And even if they do, they say half things.
They can express whatever they are feeling but no.
If we ask them what they want for food, they will ask us to figure it out.
After checking out 50 restaurants, whatever she will order,
she won't have that. She will eat your food.
Why? Because yours look better.
If you ask them what they want for their birthday,
they will ask you to figure it out and surprise her.
They don't like the surprise when you work hard and do it.
That's why I was asking her first. Why did she ask me to figure it out then?
I asked Chhaya about why she is upset with me and she should tell me.
She asked me to figure out why she is upset with me.
Bro, what is this? She is upset with me, right?
Then she should tell me about it. How can I figure it out?
Dhruv, you are absolutely right.
Even Nandini is like that.
Do you know what happened yesterday? I asked her what she wants to eat.
She said that she wants to eat me up.
If you know what I mean.
How will I know what you mean?
How can someone eat someone else? She talks without thinking.
Calm down. Dhruv, what are friends for?
To have ice balls for free with their friend's money.
Mister, because of this attitude of yours,
you will keep selling ice balls outside a school for the next seven lifetimes.
Yes. You will keep having ice balls from
my shop for the next seven lifetimes to come.
With your friend's money for free.
Hey.
Bro, friends help to reduce someone's stress.
Yes. Go and ask Chhaya why she is upset with me. Go.
Bro, I can reduce your stress.
I can't take your stress.
Look, do this. Take her to an isolated and peaceful place.
There are so many spots in our school.
Like the kissing tree.
Bro, I am not going to talk to her.
She'll be upset for a few days and then she'll be fine and she'll talk to me.
Are you crazy? A few days.
I invested my entire pocket money.
Where?
Mobile recharge. Forget about all that.
We have to figure out why Chhaya is upset with you.
-Yes. -That will be the best.
Sussu's basement in the evening.
Yes.
There could be two reasons behind getting angry.
Internal or external.
What do you mean by internal reasons?
-Internal. -Hey.
Having internal issues means having daddy issues or being ugly.
Being too fat or thin.
Or the wife leaving you on the wedding night.
A person starts hating himself for such reasons.
And he is always angry.
Thank you, Lucky.
The reasons would surely be external.
Now, there are two factors in the external reasons.
Either something happened at school or home.
And as all of us know
that the parents of beautiful girls are always happy with them.
So, definitely, nothing happened at home.
So that means something happened at school.
Thank you, Einstein.
So, either Dhruv did something at school or he didn't do it.
Why would she be upset if I didn't do anything?
Hey, don't you understand?
You mustn't have wished her on her birthday.
You mustn't have congratulated her on her weight loss.
You mustn't have complimented her on her new hairstyle.
You mustn't have informed your wife about her.
-No. Nothing like that happened. -Okay.
That means Dhruv must have done something.
So, we have to find out what Dhruv has done
which has made Chhaya upset.
Interesting.
That was the question six hours back as well. You didn't make any progress.
Dhruv, my boy, a wise man once said.
If you are good at something, never do it for free.
Give me 50 rupees.
You could have asked for it earlier.
Bro, I show my work first and then ask for money.
Anyway, forget about that. What did you give her the last time?
Or gave her a treat?
Yes. The day we fought with Lalit,
I treated her to veg salad
-and... -Veg salad?
-Why! -Shit.
-What do you mean by why? It's nice. -Yes, it's nice.
-It's healthy, right? -Yes.
But why does she need to have veg salad?
She is already thin.
Oh.
She told me that she wants to gain weight.
She wants to gain weight and you are feeding her food for weight loss.
-She will obviously think that you are a moron. -Moron.
Bro, look. When you meet her tomorrow,
you should give her a lot of desserts and sweets. Okay?
My friends are not as stupid as I think they are.
Bro, what shall I do? Nandini has texted me again.
She is saying that she is alone at home and is asking me to come.
Why does she always misspell come?
Sussu, are you fucking stupid?
-What did I... -Kabir, are you fucking stupid?
What happened to you?
Dhruv, it's your birthday and you didn't even tell us.
Kabir, he let someone else put the cake on his face.
You ruined my birthday last week.
And, Kabir, she was just upset with me till now.
But she thinks that I am crazy because of your useless solution.
Bro, then you should take her to an isolated place.
An isolated place like the kissing tree.
Or... No.
-The kissing tree is the best place. -Yes.
My friends are way more stupid than I thought them to be.
I don't want your advice. I will think of something.
Bro, enough of your fucking bullshit. Okay?
You can't even handle your girlfriend's mood swings for three days now.
God knows what he will do after getting married.
That's the biggest problem of one's life.
Once your friend has a girlfriend, you don't just have to endure his bullshit
but his girlfriend's nonsense as well.
Whose girlfriend? Whose marriage?
Hey, your girlfriend, Chhaya.
She is not my girlfriend.
What are you saying?
Bro, we invested money on a bet.
-What nonsense is this? -He talks nonsense.
-What? -What?
Not just us, others also put their money in.
Sussu, shut up.
Bro, look. The entire school thinks that you two are a couple.
What? Why?
You said it in front of the entire school like Kabir Singh
that she is your girlfriend.
Oh fuck.
Chhaya, sorry about the pastry.
-Please. I need to talk to you privately. -Why?
-Can't you hear properly? -Yes, with this ear.
That's why I watch TV like this.
Chhaya, please.
Tell me what you want to say.
No. Not here. Somewhere private.
No. Tell me here.
Chhaya, it's personal. I can't say it in front of everyone.
Really? Then where?
Go to the kissing tree. No one will be there.
Come.
-Kabir. -Yes.
What are they going to the kissing tree for?
The name is self-explanatory. You can imagine what they will do.
Hey, what are you doing? They will see you.
Hey, let's hide.
All of you were right. Dhruv turned out to be the stud of the school.
But no matter what the credit goes to Kabir.
If his grandpa wasn't so great,
Dhruv and Chhaya wouldn't have been together. Right, Kabir?
-He was great, guys. -Yes.
Yes, Kabir. I don't know whether your family knows it or not.
But a movie has been made about your grandpa.
-What are you saying? -What was that? John Wick.
I know. We have recently filed a case as well.
And... Forget about all that.
Hey, give me the money.
When you are going to tell the truth to someone,
why does the heart rate increase? It should be normal, right?
When someone wants to tell you something that you want to hear,
the heart increases the excitement.
That's why the heart is my favourite body part.
Let me tell her.
Please say it!
-Chhaya. -Yes.
Oh my God. He is going to say it.
Come on, Dhruv. You can do it.
-Close your eyes. -Close my eyes.
Even my breath is going to stop.
-And bring your hand forward. -One should ask for the hand from the father.
Oh my God. Chhaya, you cheesy girl.
Why is his hand so rubbery?
-Take this slipper and hit me 50 times. -What?
Chhaya, I am so stupid.
I speak without thinking.
It's Lalit's fault.
He is not worthy of you, Chhaya.
I am so sorry that I said that she is my girlfriend.
I said it by mistake. Please forgive me.
I really love your company, Chhaya.
Please don't end our friendship.
Please forgive me, Chhaya.
Please? Friends forever, right?
Yes.
You are truly the best, Chhaya.
People can say anything.
Every story has some truth in it.
But they say that the truth is bitter.
A haircut worth rupees 1000...
Thanks.
Nothing personal. Strictly business.
Bro, we have rupees 500.
Come. e have rupees 500.