Girl meets boy. They fall in love.
Happily ever after.
That's what we have always heard in the fairytale since childhood.
But there are no fairytales in the real life.
Girl meets boy.
It gets complicated. She gets stuck in hell.
The hell called friend zone.
I wanted to be Ranjha's Heer.
But I have become Dhanush from Raanjhanaa.
I don't want to hear I love you, man. I want to hear I love you.
I want tight hugs, not side hugs.
I don't want to be his children's aunt but their mother.
Hey, Chhaya. One second. Calm down.
Here. Have some water.
When will people understand that
drinking water doesn't solve anything. It just makes you feel like peeing.
Shit. Why does everything remind me of him?
Sussu?
Dhruv.
There must be someone who would have a solution to my problem.
Bro.
-You? -Hey, don't judge me.
I am the most friend zoned girl in the entire school.
But have you been able to get out of the friend zone?
I am a theoretical scientist, not experimental.
Now, listen. You have three options.
The three S's. Simp. Sakht. Sigma.
Being a simp is a cause of being friend zoned.
But if you do it over,
then it can be a way out.
No. I can't do this.
Yeah. You are way too hot for him anyway.
Okay. Sakht. He ignores your feelings.
So, you should ignore him and become a sakht girl.
He will call you but you shouldn't go.
I won't be able to resist if he comes with his puppy face.
What's the option of sigma?
Okay. That's the most effective
but the most dangerous one.
To take your relationship from beta to sigma,
you have to talk to an alpha.
-Aryan, here is your sandwich. -Hey.
-Here you go. -Aryan, you can give it to me later.
No, brother. Owing money is not a good thing.
I wish everyone thought like you, Aryan.
Aryan is quite alpha.
No! Not him.
-So, you will make a complaint against Lalit? -Him.
Go and do it.
But remember this.
That if the principal hits me twice inside his room,
then I will hit you 200 times after coming outside.
What happened? Did you get scared? Chinese asshole.
Brother, it's not like that.
Some of the things from China are even good.
Get out! Don't talk much. You fucktard.
Get out!
I should talk to this cheap guy, Lalit?
He is so cheap.
And Dhruv doesn't like him at all.
He calls him the fucktard Lalit.
I won't talk to him at all.
You don't understand anything without an explanation, right?
Okay. Well, tell me. What's the way to a man's heart?
Through his stomach?
No, aunt.
-Then from there? -Disgusting.
I was talking about the sneakers. Then tell me from where.
Jealousy.
You will like the boy Dhruv dislikes.
Then Dhruv will like you.
We are here. And he comes from there.
-And what will he do? -Yes.
Hi, Lalit.
Me?
Yes. Who else is Lovely Lalit here?
Yeah. That's me.
-Hi. -Hi.
I noticed
that you like and comment on every photo of mine.
Shall we go out in the evening together?
In the evening today?
One minute.
Yeah.
We can. I am free.
Hold the phone straight and check it once.
-I am free from both sides. -All right.
-Cool. -Very cool.
-I will see you on the other side then. -Same here.
-Okay. Bye. -Yes. Hi. Bye.
-Lalit. -Lalit, you have got yourself a wife.
You made me walk through the entire school by saying the other side.
What kind of walk do you want?
You know, if we are caught making reels,
then my mobile will be taken away and I will be thrashed.
How much more should I walk?
-Until this class is dismissed. -What do you mean?
I mean the crowd will come out when the class is dismissed.
Imagine that you will be walking towards me amidst the crowd.
So, it will be a picture-perfect moment.
Keep practising till then. Go.
And listen. Start walking from the third floor this time.
Huh?
You want the perfect picture, right?
Third floor. Keep shooting while I go as well.
She held my pinky finger.
Shut up, Sussu.
Ma'am is boring us even after the class is over.
And you are talking rubbish. Stop it.
Dhruv, I am not talking rubbish. I honestly held her hand.
You know, Nandini and I walked three kilometres.
Dhruv, it was so much fun. I swear.
Sussu, you have kissed her.
Why are you getting excited to hold her hand now?
Some people are impossible. I swear.
Keep thinking about kissing and sex all the time.
How would you know holding hands is a different feeling?
You know, she taught me acupressure.
Sussu, shut up. Have you gone mad?
Bro, holding a girl's hand to have fun is too gay.
Real men grab their friends' balls.
Looks like you need a girl the most.
You should sit at a distance.
What's the matter, Sussu? Please tell us why you are laughing.
We will laugh as well. Right?
Ma'am, I will tell you.
Sussu was asking Dhruv if you don't have a personal life or what.
That you are teaching us even after the class is over.
Yes, ma'am. He was asking so.
And what did you say, Dhruv?
Ma'am, I didn't say anything.
You didn't say anything.
And you didn't say anything when someone was humiliating your teacher?
The class is dismissed. Sussu and Dhruv.
-Meet me in the staff room tomorrow. -Ma'am.
-Ma'am. I swear on my mom. I didn't do anything. -Ma'am.
Fuckers. I always get troubled because of your fucking nonsense.
It will be better if I get my section changed.
At least my mind will work properly with Chhaya.
But it seems Chhaya's mind is not working properly.
What is she doing with him?
-Why did you delete it? -It wasn't perfect, right?
-How was my walk? -I deleted that as well.
That wasn't perfect either. We will try somewhere else tomorrow.
Do I have to walk again tomorrow?
-Chhaya, listen. What are you doing? -Hi, Dhruv.
Sorry. I am a bit busy. Actually, we are going to a movie.
-Come. -Are we going for a movie? Which one?
The new movie starring Akshay. We are going to watch that.
What is this? Who will watch Akshay's movie? The theatre will be empty.
That's why we are going.
Okay. Bye, Dhruv. I will tell you how it was.
-Shall we? -Chhaya, listen.
At least listen to me.
-Chhaya. -Yes.
Which theatre are we going to?
-We are not going anywhere. -Why?
Because we won't get the perfect seats today. Sorry.
-Darn it. -Bye.
-So, shall I leave? -See you.
Bye.
It's working.
Chhaya, I made an entry on the bike for the 12th time.
The petrol will only allow me to do that twice now.
What kind of perfect entry do you want?
I was thinking about you.
You got tired of walking yesterday.
So, I thought you'd take me on the bike.
But it's okay. You can go if you don't want me to come along.
Chhaya, I am coming!
Bro, girls only like assholes these days.
There is no dearth of assholes. That's why they are trying something new.
Shut up. She isn't trying anything out.
That's the problem with boys.
They start spreading rumours when they see a girl and a boy together.
At least don't think like that about your friend.
-Sorry. -We can't trust Sussu at all.
-Hey. -But she is my friend, right?
And, bro, the way things are progressing,
they won't be just friends for long.
He is close to her today. She will put stories about him soon.
That's rubbish.
Do you see this, Vinod?
Smooth ride.
Lalit, you turned out to be a great rider.
Lalit and Chhaya.
This is nothing. She just posted a close story yet.
There will be a collab in the future.
-Both of you should share it. Get it? -Yes.
Listen. Write on the wall that Lalit loves Chhaya.
No.
Chhaya loves Lalit.
Hey, dude.
He messaged.
It must be surprising for you.
It's like deja vu for me.
Should I open it and see what he has written?
He must have written
that the boy you are hanging out with is not right and that he is wrong.
-He only wants one thing? -Yes.
-He will use and throw me? -Exactly.
Come on, Dhruv. Act a little mature.
Here you go. Have this.
-I am telling you. -Bro, wasn't she supposed to have it with you today?
-It's not like that. -Is she fooling you and having an ice ball with him?
She will surely do it, bro.
Hey, he is her best friend.
Then you should be more attentive. For the best friend to become the boyfriend,
-only a few alphabets need to be exchanged. -Yes.
-Hey, don't do this. -Okay.
That's okay. Chhaya, no.
-Wait. I will call her right now. -Yes, call her.
-Dhruv. -Have I gone mad?
It doesn't work like that. You have to...
Oh no.
-She discarded you. -So soon.
That's a red flag, bro.
She discarded you very badly.
Looks like I have to stop this train by showing a red flag.
Don't listen to me if you don't want to.
I was saying so because I care about you but go to hell.
Here you go, bro.
From my side. Have it.
Thanks. But what for?
Hey, you are my brother-in-law.
At least I should be treating you with respect, right?
-What insolence is this? -Insolence?
You are my girl, Chhaya's best friend, right?
So, you are my brother-in-law, right? Am I right?
-Yes. -Yes, you are.
Your girl?
Uh, does Chhaya know about this?
Why?
Does she have to know about this?
I think so.
Listen, kiddo.
That's why boys like you end up being the best friend.
Why do you get entangled with out-of-your-league girls?
Find yourself a girl of your stature.
You can woo someone like that. Trust me.
And listen to the most important thing.
I don't want to see you around Chhaya anymore.
I swear on Chhaya.
I won't leave you in a state to find yourself a girl of your stature.
Do you think that I will be scared if you threaten me like this?
Yes.
You are absolutely right.
I won't be around her.
Come on. Have the samosa now.
Have it. Mister.
-Give him a little sauce. -Lalit, he agreed so easily.
That was so easy.
Look, bro. I can fight with them alone.
But if anything happens to you,
then I don't want to lose another friend because of a girl.
So, it will be better that you don't meet Chhaya anymore.
What are you saying?
It's essential to keep her away from Lalit.
Should I not even help my friend?
You need her, not her.
You have started getting jealous of committed people in Kabir's company.
I don't need your insight.
-You are crazy. -I will talk to Chhaya.
Tell me if both of you will help me.
And you can leave if you are scared of Lalit.
Where are you? I need to talk to you urgently.
I am with Lalit in the canteen. Tell me.
Hey.
Hey, baldy.
Did you shave your head so that you don't have to spend money on a haircut?
No, my dad...
Miss, may I come in? Is Principal sir inside? It's urgent.
-You are Kabir's friend, right? -Yes.
Sir is not here. But what do you want?
Miss, fuc... I mean Lalit from the 12th standard and his friends,
-I heard them talking in the boy's toilet... -One second.
Are you talking about them?
Yes, miss. I was talking about them.
They were talking about studies in the boy's toilet.
So, I am inspired to have such seniors.
So, you left your class and came here to say this?
Yes, miss. I shall leave now.
You can come there. I will tell you.
Okay? I shall leave. Bye. See you.
Okay. You all can go too. You should come with permission the next time.
-Catch him. -My fiance is in the police department.
Hey, wait, bro.
Did you see that, brothers?
The best friend had gone to make a complaint about me today.
When did I complain? I praised you. Didn't you hear that?
I don't like boys praising me.
Except for us.
I told you today to stay away from his matter.
But you still came here.
That's okay.
Meet me outside school. I will thrash you today.
Sorry, brother Lalit. I...
Who is brother Lalit?
I am fucktard Lalit.
Because you didn't like brother Lalit, right?
Now, you will see
why I am called a fucktard.
Meet me outside the school.
-Come. -Come, guys.
X upon three plus one.
-Y minus... -The class is going to end in three minutes.
It will take five minutes to go out.
And you won't be able to survive Lalit for more than three minutes.
So, if we calculate,
only 23 minutes are remaining in your life, Dhruv.
I will miss you a lot.
You moron. I am already scared.
Why are you making me petrified?
So, who asked you to be a hero for Chhaya?
So, what should I have done?
Should I have left her like both of you to get destroyed by Lalit?
So, what's the point of being a friend?
I could be scared but I am not a loser.
Sussu is a traitor.
But I won't leave you alone.
The petrol in the scooter has been contributed. We will go together.
Thanks, bro.
Yes, bro. I am a scaredy cat.
I won't participate in a fight and all.
But yes. I will wait for both of you to come back near the scooter.
We will all go together.
All right, guys.
All the best, Dhruv.
-I am shit scared. -Don't worry, Dhruv. Please.
Bro, look. Don't be sentimental.
Because Lalit won't be sentimental.
Then what shall we do?
I have an idea. We should call Lucky.
He must have fought many fights. He will thrash Lalit.
-Yes. Come on. Let's do it. -That's a great idea.
But will he surely come?
I have a way for that as well.
What? They teased Kavita ma'am?
I am coming. I am on my way.
Which class are you from?
Darn it.
They are sitting on my scooter.
Lucky is here.
He will thrash each one of them now.
Whether or not he can bat at home, he will do that on the ground.
Look.
Yes, Dhruv. Kabir. I have reached. Where are they?
Uncle, how do you know Dhruv?
-Dhruv? -Yes.
Dhruv ordered
the bat and the stumps.
So, I have come to deliver that.
Okay. So, you are the delivery guy?
-No, brother. I am a senior. -You are a senior.
He is using a punchline before punching them.
I was wondering
that I was going to give the bat and the stumps for rupees 700 to him.
All of you look like bigger rascals.
I will give them to you for rupees 500.
Should we take them for rupees 500?
-Who will save us now? -Only Guru can save us now.
There are so many of them. Who are you talking about?
Him. Guru sir.
-Guru sir. We need something. Excuse me. -Sir.
How are you, sir?
Very good. My dad is fine too.
Mom got operated on for a hernia.
She had stones as well.
Come to the point. What's the doubt? Tell me.
Doubt? There is no doubt, sir.
Sir, you teach us so well that there is no doubt.
Do I teach you? I am a clerk.
This, sir.
That's the problem of the education system these days.
Everyone wants to study under a teacher's guidance.
-But no one wants to study with a clerk. -Yes.
You won't become small if you study with a small man.
-Sir, you are not a small man. You are a big man. -I got your doubt. Okay?
The three of you should meet me in the principal's office tomorrow. Okay?
-Sir. -Rickshaw.
-Meet me. -Sir, one minute.
-Sir, sorry. -Sir.
Move. Hey.
Come. I will clear your doubt.
Fuc... Brother Lalit, what's there in a fight?
Let's have a conversation.
Yes. Anyway, real men don't fight.
Let's sort this matter out with a fight.
If you didn't like the idea, then let's have a pen fight.
Another game. Book cricket.
Is nonsense going on here? Huh?
-No. -Is nonsense going on here?
Sussu.
Will you hit my friend? Huh?
The three of you came here to fight for a girl.
-Do you all have a foursome? -Fucktard Lalit, be within your limits.
Be within my limits. Why are you so jealous?
-Is Chhaya your girl? -Yes, she is my girl.
If you speak rubbish about her, then look...
What will you show me? I will talk ill about her. Show me.
Two things ended with the slap that I just witnessed.
First, Lalit's ego.
And second, my friend zone.
Will you hit me?
Because your Prince Charming fights for you in a fairytale,
not your friend.
This is called happily ever after.
Listen.
If he comes now, then we will threaten and scare him.
We will slap him once or twice at the most.
Not more than that. If I get rusticated again...
Dad thrashes me a lot. You all don't know about it.
No. That's right. We also have to prepare for Physics practical tomorrow.
-No. That's okay. We will wrap it up soon. -Physics practical?
That's on Friday, right?
-Tomorrow is Friday. -Tomorrow is Friday. -Physics practical?