Let me tell you a love story
Boy meets girl
Girl decides to go to Kota
The End.
*School bell rings*
Now everything will be fine
It's time to end this chapter.
"Sir!"
I have a doubt in this chapter
"On page number 420.."
"..Question number 3"
"..if the boiling point of Oxygen. Argon and Nitrogen are minus.."
Enough is enough, dude.
I'll sort out you and Chavi today only.
Show me.
Hey!
What are you doing?
I am findng out 'Flames' of you two.
Whatever result turns out, you both will have to abide it.
Even if it means cancelling Kota.
Dude it's not a taxi that she can 'cancel'.
Hey!
Don't underestimate the power of 'Flames'.
Do you know how my parents' marriage got fixed?
Huh?
How did it get fixed?
Are we 10 or what, you asshole?
Why are you playing 'Flames'?
Also don't take her name in front of me, dude.
Enough now.
I just want to focus on my career now.
Give me my book
Dude what are you doing?
-Give me my book! -Dude, I'll find out your 'Flames'
I'll find out, man!
"Dhruv Sharma!"
Stand up!
What is the molecular weight of Nitrogen? 7 or 14?
Tell me quickly.
Quickly!
14 -28 it is, you idiot!
Where is your focus?
Sorry sir.
Sharma ji..
Is there any tree near your house?
Yeah..
Which one?
It's a Eucalyptus..
Oh!!!
I thought it's a money tree
Perhaps that's the reason that you're so devoted to waste your parents' money
*Students laugh*
Sir, money is getting wasted in school, that's why we have joined tuitions
*Students laugh*
Shut up!
And why are you laughing, Timon and Pumbaa?
Stand up
Stand up!
Even if I add marks of all three of you..
..you won't get passing marks of even one person!
Do you know this?
Those were your parents, right?
Who came begging to us..
..that please give Science stream to our kid..
..you are the Vice Principal afterall, you can do anything.
Every year, students like you opt for Science in excitement,
And then throughout the year, they beg for grace marks
You can't even clear CBSE (school exams), how will you prepare for the entrance exams?
Fine then.
We'll schedule competetive exams in the school too.
Listen, and this is for everyone!
Unit tests will begin next week.
and due to lack of seats,
those who score in the bottom three, will be transferred from Science to Commerce stream.
*Students gasp*
Oooh!
Suspense, eh?
But I know
the ones who will be in the bottom three
I have complete confidence in them
(Bloody fucker!)
What did you say?
What did you say!
*School bell rings*
Afterall you're MY brother!
What happened?
"What happened?" Dude all studs of the school are from Commerce!
Now we'll be one of them.
You know that guy, Goldy? From 12th B?
the one who also spent a night in the jail lock up?
Commerce. Without Maths.
I can't go dude!
Hey let's go man! They don't hold up the underage kids for long.
Asshole, I'm talking about Commerce, not jail!
Dude! Everyone in my family is from Science stream.
My first cousin, my second cousin, even my maid's son is an engineer!
I just can't go into Commerce!
Then you must do that thing, that you have never done in your life.
Sex?
Yeah, that too.
But right now, hardwork.
Asshole! It's an 'I', not a 'Y'.
Dude?
Man, when did they teach all this stuff?
Show me.
'Heisenberg uncertainty'
Oh this is in Breaking Bad too! This is doable.
Chemistry is sorted! -Really?
Then tell me-
What is Avogadro's number?
Dude look it up on 'Truecaller'! Ask me something about Chemistry.
Idiot, this is in the first chapter!
And this is just Chemistry.
You know there is 'equilibrium' in Physics. And 'trigo' in Maths.
"Shhh"
Who is it, assho-
Chavi.
This is a library, dude.
Sorry. I was solving a complicated doubt that they had.
Really?
What are you studying? What's the doubt, tell me?
Equilibrium?
I was telling them the difference between normal and abnormal equilibrium.
Understood, right?
You mean, stable and unstable equilibrium?
That only.
Same thing, right?
Yeah same thing, I guess.
Imagine this is you. And these are your friends..
Now you may argue, fight, do anything with them.
they'll go away for sometime, but eventually return to you.
Because friends are in stable equilibrium.
Now if you reverse it, it becomes your girlfriend.
Now if you say anything to her or mess it up
She'll immediately go away. Because they are in-
-A complicated relationship!
No! Unstable equilibrium.
She just explained!
When?
Dude-
Man, you explain it so well.
Our school teachers are useless.
Dubey doesn't teach anything and scolds us for no reason at all.
Must be sex deprived at home.
Sex.
Loser.
Alright, I'll see you in the exam?
Are you appearing for the unit tests?
Yes.
You mean, Kota is cancelled?
No actually my batch starts next month.
I've to come to school anyway. Might as well give the tests.
Oh! Then study with us, right? And teach us too?
You must be knowing Avacado's number as well?
Oh, and we can pay you too? I had saved some money for the bail.
No no I don't need the money. I'll teach you guys,
This way even I could revise with you guys.
Yeah but I'll definitely want a treat.
Of course! Susu will take care of it.
Yeah sure, I will.
So, let's begin the studies tomorrow?
Why tomorrow? Let's begin right now. C'mon.
First of all, cramming all this stuff is difficult.
So memorise them in your own way.
Kabir, read out the first law.
An object will remain at rest until an external force- oohh
Fuck!
The force of attraction is inversely propotional to the distance.
So, more the distance between the bodies, lesser the force between them.
More distance, less for- Hey how far is Kota from here?
Susu?
(Best of luck)
The test is quite easy!
I can finish half an hour early.
Yes, I just have a doubt in Question- 8.
8?
What was the answer of 2nd question?
20. Yours?
17. Susu, what about you?
South Africa!
Shit man! This is so difficult!
What is it?
Nothing.
Listen up, if there is an MCQ (multiple choice question), then answer 'C' for all of them.
Why?
So that even if the answer is wrong,
when you will get the checked answer sheets, you can make that 'C' into 'A', 'B', 'D' easily
we can make it into anything!
(Reason: Gut feeling)
So guys,
There are way too many chapters in English. Let's begin quickly, come.
Chavi..? Preparation.. for English?
Yeah!
No dude. We don't really need to prepare for English. Let's chill today.
Movie at my place? -Yeah!
Sounds cool. -Okay? Come.
Come, come.
I'll be back, okay?
Fuck dude, what a cool room!
Hey move away!
So? Which movie do you want to watch?
Let's watch that one.
I mean which has them..
Who are only seen in America?
Aliens?
No! I mean them.. who..
Who walk like this in the park?
Niggers!
No man! Who.. who have.. become extinguished!
Oooh! Dinosaur! Jurassic Park!
Wait.
Let's ditch the movie.
I have a better plan.
And your time starts now!
Hindi? Two words?
First word.
um.."Deewar" (the wall)
Oh right, two words.
One word?
hindi.
Uh, "Gulaam" (movie)
Second word!
Queen!
Two words. Two queens? Queen returns?
Two words.
English.
Wolverine?
X Men! X men!
Deewar! (The wall)
Oh! The fox of wallstreet?
The great wall of China?
Jackie Chan? Kung Fu Panda!
Three words. Hindi.
Oh! "Bhag Milkha Bhag" (Run, Milkha, run)
Yes! Yes!
But why are you banging your head on the wall?
Guarantee is your name?
Dude act out something else!
Time up! -Yes!
What the hell, Kabir?
"Laal" (Red) "Baadshah" (King)
It was so simple, dude!
Oh no no no!
(Om: Hindu religious symbol)
(Merry Christmas)
Okay guys!
Today's test was easy. But Chemistry won't be.
So do revisions at home.
And Dubey sir have set the test.
It won't be easy.
Chavs? Let's go to the canteen?
Uh, you go ahead. I'll join you in a bit.
Okay.
Hey Nandini!
Call me Natasha.
Hey Natasha!
Whatever
Then we add KMNO4
What was the other thing with it?
Careful, it's hot.
Hot! Heat!
"Heena, Neena, Aur, Kareena Ka X-ray Rangeen" (Heena, Neena and Kareena have colourful Xray)
"Beta Maange Car Scooter Baap Raazi" (son asks for a car, dad agrees)
"Humein Leave Karke Na Jao Kota Rulaegi Chavi forever" (Don't leave me for Kota, Chavi will make you cry forever)
*School bell rings*
Chavi?
Yes?
Half of the test is from the last two chapters.
Do you know the answers?
Yes.
Attempt the rest. I'll tell you the answers after that.
Okay.
Oh sir! Good morning.
Everything fine? -Yes, sir.
Switch off the phone.
Hey!
Dhruv Sharma?
What's going on there?
Get up from your seat.
Come over here! You go over there.
Quickly!
Alright, carry on.
Everyone's roll number must be written clearly.
This one is compulsory.
This one is done. This one too.
Shit, this one is only half solved.
Sir?
Sir, there would be marks for attempting the steps of the solution, right?
Is this Boogie Woogie? (dance show)
Will I get marks for steps!
Idiot!
One and a half hour means 90 minutes. Not a second extra.
And keep an eye on this one.
Karan?
Tell me the answers of the questions at the end.
Yeah the 6th one. -Yes, hold on. Hold on.
Yeah, quickly.
"Hence, proved."
Motherfucker, that's a derivation- -Ma'am I'm done.
Chavi!
What is she even doing?
Clothes.
Pressing clothes?
Oh! Oh!!
Iron.. Iron! Fe.
4th's 2nd.
She's sick.
Checking the temperature.
In a thermometer..
Mercury.. Mercury! Hg..!
"Five minutes to go."
I know the answer of 1st question. But why is she saying 'best of luck'?
Oh!!
One word.
English.
Titanic?
Titanium! Titanium!
Damn she's looking so great!
Such a lengthy test, right
*bell rings*
'Fill in the blanks' was easy. And so was 'match the following'
You told me the 3rd one. And for 4th, my answer was 40 litres.
1, 2, 3.. It's fine.
I'll easily pass.
But mine is 45 litres!
Shit. I'll fail.
No no no. The answer is 40. I remember it.
Even I remember it. It's 45.
Hold on, I've solved it. Let me show you.
Dude, that..
What happened?
I can't find the book in which I had solved it.
The green one with the bike?
Yeah. -I have it.
You left it at my place. -Oh.
(Flames: Dhruv and Chavi)
What is it?
Nothing.
Shit!
What happened?
Chavi, nothing I just remembered that the answer was 45 only!
Chill. Just forget it.
We'll confirm it after the result. I was wrong actually.
No no let's confirm right now. Here it is.
Okay let me see. -No this is my book.
This one.
I know I've solved- -Here you go bro!
Dhruv, hold it please. Let me check it.
Chavi, I must have solved it in some other notebook. Let it go.
You use only one book.
Don't look at the pages at the end.
You solved it yesterday, right?
Must be at the end.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Chavi, I don't love you!
I mean I used to but it was nothing serious. It was just time pass.
I mean it wasn't even time pass!
Ever since I got to know that you're going to Kota, I've forgotten everything.
I just want to stay in stable equilibrium. Friends.
What!
These 'flames'. These are all superstitions. I don't believe in all this.
Infact I don't believe in God!
Susu did all this. I didn't do anything!
The answer is 40.
Bro, give the tangy popsickle, please?
Go away!
Motherfucker.
Please.
Dhruv Sharma.
You know what?
Although you try a lot, but you're not subtle at all.
You think I didn't know anything?
Whatever you do with your friends, don't I see that? Am I blind or what?
If it was anyone else at your place, he would have at least started a conversation with a little 'hi'.
I don't know what kind of guy you are!
At first I found you a bit creepy.
But.. then I met you and your friends.
We spent time together.
Plays..
Studies. Exams.
Then I realised that he's not a creep.
He's cute.
And after that, seeing you do all that was just so funny!
I mean you made it so obvious, that not just me, but the whole class knew!
Okay..
It is good to know that you have this information.
Ok I got to go. I've to be somewhere.
Dhruv!
Your notebook.
No its ok. You keep it. Consider it a gift.
I seriously have to be somewhere. I'm running late.
Dhruv!
Where are you going?
The exams got over, right? We'll have a party at night.
So where are you going right now?
Planning the party?
Oh, I've a very happening friends' circle. We do crazy parties.
Yeah I know.
So..
Won't you invite me?
Yes..
Yes yes, come.
Kabir and Susu would be there too. You also come.
It'll bring down the per head cost too.
Will Kabir and Susu be there the whole time?
No..
No not at all!
They might not even come. Or leave early. Who knows?
They are not that happening.
Subtle.
So.. I'll see you tomorrow?
Yes.. See you tomorrow
Give me my book please? I'll gift you something else.
Listen Chavi, where are we meeting
No, we can discuss that on the phone.
What time are we meeting?
Actually, we'll discuss that too on the phone. okay.
Chavi?
Is it a date?
I had told you a love story.
There's a bit change in that.
Boy meets girl.
Girl decides to go to Kota.
"To be continued."
Hey!
Show me the answer of the 6th question.
I'll provide you protection throughout the year.
Protection? From whom?
Myself. on? From whom?