Are you in pain? Don't worry.
Come on, come with me. Take an off for today.
Alright? Take a week off and come back.
-You get everyone's sympathy when you break a limb.
Parents, teachers, friends...
But when you break your heart, noone even finds out.
And I wasn't the only one in this situation.
Many other hearts had broken along with mine.
Because Ms. Sonam was soon going to be Mrs. Sonam.
Not just the students, even the teachers were heart
broken after they found out about her marriage.
It felt as if 'Sacred Heart High School', had turned into 'Broken Heart High School'.
'Enie Mini Maine Moe, the one who doesn't dance his mom's a ...'
That day, nobody danced.
Sure everybody was quite sad. But Master Susu had been cheated on.
Why, Miss Sonam, why?
You could have punished me in another way.
If there was a film to be made on Susu's film,
at this point a really sad song would have kicked in...
(Sad Bollywood Song Plays)
Roll no. 20?
Present Miss.
21?
Master Susu?
I'm not talking to her.
Come on, lets go and checkout girls on your bike.
I am not in a mood. -Dhruv?
Can you send me the photos from the play?
Yeah, I'll send them.
Let's go guys.
Dude?
Are you guys fucked in the head?
Stop crying like girls, nothing will come off it.
Do what real men do.
Flicked it from the Sports Room.
Don't feel like playing hockey?
Dude?
I have gathered the address of Chhavi's boyfriend and Ms. Sonam's husband.
I don't feel like playing with them either.
You don't have to play with them, you fool.
What I mean is, let's go and kick their asses.
-Are you mad?
-Have you seen that dude, Shantanu-he looks like a gangster.
Bro, he has a lot of contacts.
More than 200 likes on each photo.
He studies in a public college.
And is our senior.
So what if he was our senior? We can still kick his ass.
Think about this,
when we were in the seventh grade...
I had fought over a bus-seat with Sachin...
Yeah, but Sachin was our junior.
But dude, I was still a senior!
Inspite of that, Sachin hit me, right?
So it means that it's possible.
No, dude.
Look, if Chhavi found out, my image would be further destroyed.
What's the point of maintaing a 'chocolate-boy' image...
When girls only run after the bad boys.
Miss. Sonam has cheated on me.
Earlier she used to keep saying 'Susu, when will you make me meet your parents?'
Dude, that was for the Parents-Teachers-Meeting.
Right.
So, calling me to the Staff Room again and again...
Constantly saying 'pay attention to me'
Writing those messages in only my diary...
All that was fake?
Dude, make him understand.
-Congratulations Miss. I got to know about your wedding.
And your ring is also so pretty.
Oh, thank you so much.
And then Kabir said those words, that only a true friend could have...
You guys are such limp dicks man.
No, no, not that.
This...
Come on.
Let's go drinking!
I've heard alcohol can fix everything.
Let's even try this today.
Hey, get out.
Are you new here?
-Mummy!
We're going to drink like fish today. Fuck yeah.
Ya dude.
But our parents shouldn't find out.
Let's disguise ourselves and go. I'm a fancy-dress-champion.
Last year, I dressed up as Lord Hanuman. But nobody could tell that I was Hanuman.
To drink alcohol in incognito mode, you only need three things.
Money...
Precautions...
And alcohol.
So, first.
Mummy?
-Hmmm?
I need some money.
I need to buy books- ' H.C Verma and Irodov'.
-Hmmm.
Mummy?
I'll need some more.
I need to get solution as well.
You want questions and you want solutions. What is your contribution then?
I know what we need to do.
I find the solutions to all my problems at one place.
On the right side, in the second drawer of my mom's cupboard...
I mean in the jewellery pouch thats lying in her first drawer.
Nobody shall find out.
Mam?
I have some savings too.
Next steps - YOLO!
You Only Lie Occasionally.
Hence our excuse has to be perfect.
No Kabir.
I can't give more excuses at home.
You, idiot.
Abhishek Bachan could give 'Dus Bahaane'(Bollywood Film)
and you can't give one?
Mummy?
I'll get late coming from tuitions today.
Have some preparations to do.
Tomorrow's a surprise test.
When you already know, where's the surprise?
The subject mom. We never know which teacher might surprise us.
My baby's working so hard.
The teacher's going to be really happy this time.
I'm not doing it for a teacher.
I'm doing it for myself.
If our parents our lions, then we're Mowgli.
Two-steps ahead.
So as in every exam, our answers need to be the same.
Where will you be studying?
-Susu's place.
And then we'll go to Kabir's from there.
And then, maybe...
Okay, bye!
That was smooth.
And now, the last step.
Alcohol.
This one's easy.
Sit properly, guys.
(Board reads Lotusses Shade')
Today we're going to drink in the shade of lotuuses.
Hey, all good?
♪ old Bollywood music in the background ♪
Hey, behave like you're not under-age.
Mr. Sharma?
I'd gone to that market yesterday.
Share Market?
In my opinion, mutual funds are subject to market risks.
You should read the offer document carefully before investing.
Direct tax, indirect tax...
No matter how hard I work in the office,
the government will still strip me naked.
Do you know babycorn costs Rs.1200 a kg?
Now what will our babies eat.
Baskya?
Bring water for table no.2
First time?
Which college are you guys from?
He said 'college'.
No, no, I'm a regular.
Its a first for the two of them.
Bro went through a break-up.
Aww, young one.
Then you'll have a strong, right?
We have a lot of variety.
Black Dog, 8 P.M. , Teachers...
No, not Teachers.
Bring us Black Dog.
We'll drink until 8 P.M.
Alright.
How much?
Fuck man, we got to get hammered tonight.
Sir, make it 30ml, 1/3.
Enjoy!
Today, boys shall become men.
Cheers!
How do people drink this?
Its so bitter.
We will bear some more bitterness.
After all, we have already beared so much.
I won't let her get away like this.
I'll work hard.
I'll study and become an IAS officer.
Then I'll throw a raid on her husband's business.
Dude, I've heard that after her wedding, Sonam's shifting to London.
Hmmm.
America.
Are you feeling anything?
Man, I haven't even wetted my throat as yet.
Let's order some more.
Hey, bhaiya!
Fucker, you, bhaiya!
Sorry, your good name?
Ganpat.
Aye Ganpat, bring me some alcohol!
Please?
What did Chhavi find in this loser, man?
How do guys like him get girls?
Guys, wait and watch. He's definitely going to cheat on Chhavi.
She used to tell me, 'don't cheat in exams'.
And she turned out to be such a big cheater herself, man.
Dude, what do these bad boys have, and we don't?
I mean, you guys don't.
Since the past ten years I've been looking for an answer to that question.
'Why did my Nirmala leave me, and go with that Aslam Bhai?'
Hey Ganpat, would you mind cleaning the table?
I'm coming, Aslam Bhai.
Sometimes I feel like giving him a tight one.
Even Ms. Sonam used to give me such tight ones, just to touch me.
Those were the days.
Who gave me this man?
I'm under-age. I can't consume this.
Where did you get his address from, man?
If your bro wishes, he can get info about his
address, phone number, even his nudies...
And what the fuck can you do?
Because if Chhavi found out, our friendship may get destroyed.
Fuck it!
Do you know why Chhavi is with him and not with you?
Because you're a coward.
You have no guts!
Fucker, you think I don't have guts?
Yes, of course.
Ya, you have no guts!
A 100 percent.
Fuck the friendship.
You have his address, right?
Lets go.
Woohoo! Today's such a great day man.
Bro...
Give me a tip at least?
Don't ever fall in love with a girl.
We could have even taken the lift dude.
Is it the first time, you've come to beat up someone or what?
There are CCTV's in the lift.
Noob.
Come on Susu, ring the bell.
But...
What if his parents are home?
They might come and save him when we're beating him.
Might not be able to thrash him well.
Let's call him downstairs and hit him?
Here.
Call him.
But there's more vigour in your voice.
Thanks.
Now, give him a call.
But...
What if he gets too scared when I threaten him?
And then might not come down. Then?
How will we hit him?
Fuck man. We've climbed 8 floors. Twice.
I'm already tired.
It's good man.
We've warmed up.
Ready?
Susu, ring the bell.
Yeah.
Mother fucker, where are you going?
Oh, sorry.
I've got into the habit of ding-dong-ditch.
Don't be scraed.
No matter how big a gangster he might be, we're three people.
He's alone.
Lets show him who are the real bad boys.
Come out!
Shantanu?
You've come with the wheelchair?
Yes, uncle.
I'm sorry, I got a bit late.
Actually, I met two hungry pups on my way here.
I got late while serving them milk and bread with peanut butter.
Please, give me a hand?
Slowly, uncle.
Be careful.
Now if I don't help the helpless, then who would?
You're a true gem, son.
Should we beat him?
Let uncle leave first.
Then we'll thrash the asshole.
Did you guys have any work with me?
We are from Kendriya Vidhyalya School.
Oh, juniors.
Sir, we wanted to...
Yo, we wanted to talk with you about the reunion.
Come, lets go down.
Why downstairs? Lets go inside.
Actually, I have tuitions in sometime.
Tuitions can wait.
This is important.
Ask the teacher to come later.
Let me talk to the teacher.
No, you, misunderstood me.
Actually, I'm the teacher.
So, what we have learnt from Shravan Kumar is that...
We should study hard and make our parents proud.
But a few kids lose focus.
They steal.
They drink alcohol.
They lie to their parents and don't even eat peanut butter.
He seems like a really nice man, guys.
Seemed so different in the photos.
He's not nice, he's a pussy.
He does all this to be cool.
But he's hollow from the inside.
I know these kind of people very well.
I, alone, can take him down.
Why have we been sitting here since half an hour?
Why aren't we beating him up?
Dude, the kids were studying an important chapter.
Plus he even served us snacks.
Pass the dhokla, with some chutney on it.
That's why you have got to focus all your energy in one direction.
Only then can you be...
What? What will you be?
Now he's teaching moral science. Lets do it.
After we beat him, we'll also go to beat up Sonam Ma'am's husband, okay?
Lets go.
A capable person!
Just like these guys.
My juniors.
They go to school in the morning and play sports in the evening.
Hockey.
Clap for them!
Sir?
Tell me, Ichha?
I also used to play sports.
When my mom used to ask me to sweep the floor,
I used to close my eyes and imagine that I'm holding a broom.
And clean the entire road.
But then.
My marriage got fixed.
I wish I could play with a real hockey, once.
Everybody, say 'peanut butter'!
Peanut butter!
Come on, let's go and hit Pakiya!
Come on!
Come at the same time tomorrow.
They are such sweet kids.
So, what were you guys talking about?
Are we making a hurdle?
So, Robbinhood? You think you're some hero, right?
Quit the career-counselling Kabir, and give him one!
Stand straight, man.
He's standing straight only.
Kabir, are you alright?
Kabir?
Take it easy.
You can puke more if you like. I'll clean it.
Here, have some lemonade.
Thanks bhaiya.
I'm never going to drink again.
Good boy.
Just a minute.
Why were you guys holding me when we were outside?
A drunk person does all kinds of weird stuff.
That's why I say that one shouldn't drink alcohol.
Alcohol destroys your liver. You won't even be able to donate it.
Now, tell me whose idea was it?
Susu. He's the one who took us.
Actually, he's going through a break-up. So...
Yes, we'd been dating since the 4th grade.
Its alright, Susu.
I was just about to turn 18 in another two yers.
She could have waited for a bit.
Love has turned me into an alcoholic.
Iu understand, Susu. People make mistakes.
When I broke up, even I didn't water the plants for four days.
I hope they forgive me.
You broke up?
Yes, a few days back.
What kind of a stupid girl would break-up with a guy like you?
Come on, I'll help you guys patch-up.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'd told you.
These girls, they only like 'bad boys'.
Bitch.
Hey, respect.
She's your sister-in-law.
I mean, she was.
I say, you should never talk to her again.
What kind of a girl would break-up with you?
You're such a good person. And you wish well for everyone...
Actually, my mom's calling. I'll just be back.
Hello?
-Hello?
-Hi Dhruv, its Chhavi.
Hi.
-Hi.
What are you doing?
-Nothing. I was just...
Hey! How are you?
The break-up must not have been your fault.
I'm sure she must have been the one to cheat.
-No, it was a mutual decision.
I mean it wasn't anything serious, anyway.
Plus she didn't even like peanut butter that much.
And anyway, these days long distance relationshiops don't work.
So, how are you? You are fine.
Yeah. So, you were going to send me those pictures...
Oh, yes. The pictures! I saw them...
They were amazing.
I mean I looked at them only once.
I'll edit them and send them to you.
Not like you need editing...
But for Kabir and Susu, I'll...
And you're anyway such a stud. No matter where you go, you'll get a girl.
Thanks.
But I'm not leaving my kids and going anywhere.
Then?
Who's leaving?
Chhavi.
Kota.
For two years, only.
Entrance exam.
Actually, thats why we broke up.
But I've forgiven her.
No hard feelings.
Then what happened to your love life? Tell me, Susu bhaiya.
Then?
Then, what happened...
The next day, Miss Aishwarya came to school. Woohoo! haiya.