They say we’ll miss school when we grow up,
I don’t know about school, but we sure miss our friends.
Hey, what are you doing here?
-Why? -Vivek is beating up Rahul.
-The guy from 11th B? -Yeah!!! Come on......
And these guys are my friends.
You jerk, will you ask my girl for a scale again?
It was my scale only, I was just taking it back.
You jerk, will you give my girl your scale?
No, no. Not them, it's these guys.
Shit, man! I lost money again today!
Hey, that was my money!
-Hey, look at that! -Man, he hit me a lot!
He hit me up in the classroom and the washroom.
He also hit me on the ground and every other place.
Can you walk a little slow?
Tell me, man!
-No, no, I'm not saying anything. -Tell me, man!
You’re the first guy in the group who’s kissed a girl.
How was it? How long did it last? Did it hurt?
A gentleman never kisses and tells.
3 and half minutes.
He’s not kissed anyone, he’s lying,
Do you remember he kept telling us about this girl who asked him on a date?
That girl asked him for the date, to write on the answer sheet.
-He keeps fooling everyone... -Hey!
Priyanka, 11th B.
There are a certain kind of boys every parent warns their kid about
Kabir is NOT one of them!
You nut, you have no idea who you're messing with!
You meet me outside school.
Nunu, if you’re going out, get me some coriander.
Oh man, mum!
Hello!
-What are you laughing at? - ..but, he wants to be, desperately.
Last evening, in the handicap washroom at the mall.
She hit you?!
She didn't do the right thing!
-Come on, let’s go complain to her dad.. -You nut!
This is called a love bite. A hickey.
Bro, you don’t get pregnant with this, do you?
Every group has an idiot,
but Susu is our idiot!
He’s not different,
but he just looks at the world differently.
-Because Susu is color blind. -It's done!
But no one's told him that yet.
Which Priyanka did you do it with?
The one with braces or the one with the moustache?
Of course the one with the moustache,
the one with braces is a kid, man.
She thinks intercourse is some course you take during summer.
Kids!
This is great, man. You’ve also got a girl now,
even my affair with Miss Sonam is going good,
Dhruv is the only single guy in our group now.
Loser!
Shut up! Kabir, listen...
The next time you meet Priyanka, talk to her about me. Please?
I’ll see, if my mouth is free.
You just have to ask her if Chhavi is single or…
Wait, I’ll ask her, man. Chhavi!!!
Oh shit, Chhavi!
This is Chhavi Upadhyay.
Front-bencher, class-topper, teacher's favorite,
basically, out of my league.
9th Grade, is the first time she spoke to me.
Excuse me?
I initially used hate exams.
But ever since we started sitting according to our roll numbers,
I feel like our exams should never end.
Do you have an extra pen?
But she always had her eyes on the paper,
she didn’t bother about the ones who sat behind.
What are you doing, man?
Auto!
Let it go, Chhavs.
Creeps!
I’ll fix you up with Chhavi,
-we’re both in the red house. -Susu, you’re in the green house.
Don’t confuse me again, man.
She's gone.
Bro,
forget Chhavi, there are so many other girls at school,
someone else will friendzone you.
Guys with cycle, don’t even get friendzoned.
Mister, can you make us our gola(crushed ice).
He’s right, man.
You’re in the 11th grade, Its time to upgrade, get rid of this cycle.
-Get a cycle with gears. -No you, nut, get a bike!
Yeah, even that has gears.
You think I have fun dragging this along?
my parents won’t get me a bike, man.
But didn’t they get your sister a bike in her 11th grade?
Everything in my house has a cut-off percentage.
My sister got 90% in her 10th and you know what I got.
Dude, why are you such a chicken?
Look we have board exams next year again
and more importantly an entrance exam.
So 11th grade, right now is our only window of fun.
Man, my parents will just tell me I’m still young
and that they’ll get me one in college.
At your age Bhagat Singh fought with the British for our freedom,
you can’t fight for a bike for your freedom?
Sukhdev and Rajguru are anyway there for tripling.
Mister, are you still not done making our gola?
It's almost done.
You’re in the 11th grade,bro, you’re mature now.
Think about how it’ll be when you have a bike...
Think about how cool you’ll look when you wear your helmet
and jacket and get out of your building,
You'll look so cool, man!
The watchmen will fight to open the gate for you.
They'll beg you to let them open the gate for you.
Everyone will look at you when you come to pick up your favourite classmate.
Asshole!
Get lost!
You’ll charge up your accelerator and ride away.
All the students who have a cycle will look up to you as their idol.
The girls will pay attention to you. You'll turn into a stud!
Everyone at school will respect you.
You’ll be famous.
Even the gola guy will give you the gola first.
He may not even charge you for it.
It’s 240 in total after I add the ones for today.
Yeah, okay. Susu will pay for it.
Yeah, I'll pay you later.
Freakin' beggars...
How much will a second hand bike cost?
Every parent has cracked the code of parenthood.
One is a good cop and the other is the bad cop.
But in my case, one is a bad cop and the other is a worse cop.
'Dhruv Sharma, can improve.'
You’re sure he’s our son, right?
Is there a chance he got exchanged in the hospital…
I wish he was,
then no one would say, “Look at Mr. Sharma’s son.”
Because Sharma’s son is like this.
Disappointing!
When someone's first child is succesful at life,
their second child is always disappointing no matter what they do.
67% in the 8th, 65% in the 9th, and this in the 10th.
Dhruv, you’re not young anymore. When will you start getting serious?
It’s just the last 2 years, just study now
and after that you can enjoy as much as you want, no one will say anything to you.
It's all fun after that.
They told me the same thing in 8th grade.
The same in the 9th and even in the 10th.
Wake up, Dhruv, it's 6 in the morning.
If it was up to our parents,
they’d tell me to die just this once
and I’ll enjoy in my afterlife.
But not anymore,
now there will be a revolt,
because my friend Kabir has said,
"To do what I need to do tomorrow, today itself."
"Even my 10th grade is over and done with, no excuses now."
When? When will you tell them?
On my birthday.
Yeah, that’s a good plan,
wear your shorts and give chocolates to everyone in school,
everyone will sing for you and your dad will gift wrap a bike to give you.
That’s good, everything’s sorted then.
You fool, are you going to wait for your birthday to do everything?
You can always ask your parents for anything,
you just have to have a good enough reason.
I got myself FIFA 17 saying I had to prepare for sports day.
Now, listen to me.
If you listen to me, you'll definitely get a bike!
Step number one, Indian parents hate the f word. Fun.
If you ask for a computer to play CS, you won’t get it,
but if you ask them for it to do a science project,
you have a good chance of getting it.
So basically, they should never get the slightest hint
of you enjoying with your bike.
Okay?
My cycle chain broke again and I got a late remark, sign this please.
Why didn’t you take a rickshaw then?
You just can’t trust the public transport in this country.
A rickshaw doesn’t use the meter,
you can’t trust if you’ll get the bus you’re waiting for,
if you do get it, the bus will be packed,
and packed buses are the best targets for bomb blasts.
What can a normal tax-paying citizen do about all this?
Just leave 10 minutes early.
Step number two,
In a parents’ dictionary a child not answering their call is equal
to being kidnapped,
similarly if he rides a bike it’s equal to an accident.
So your job is to ensure them that safety is your middle name.
It doesn’t matter even if a spinner is bowling,
he needs to be wearing their helmet. Always.
I’ll lose the game but I won’t ride over 40 kms/h.
With great horsepower comes great responsibility, right?!
Go fill the bottle with water and put it in the fridge, go, be responsible.
Mummy, what are you...
Auto! Auto!
Tch Tch! Dad is late again today,
the store also closes at 3,
how are you going to get there?
Wouldn’t it be nice if there were two bikes at home?
Right?
Hello, Auntie.
At what age does a person get this learner's license?
You get it at my age.
I'll get it, right?
You’re talking like such a wuss,
learn something from Michael.
If Michael would’ve been worried about a license
would he ever have become Schumacher?
You just think about which bike you want.
You can buy whichever bike you want to, but the color has to be what I choose.
It’s my first bike so something cheap like the Splendor should do.
It’s your first bike, not your father’s, think about something badass.
Hayabusa. You can even rob a bank with it.
Yes, first I’ll have to a get a loan and buy a hayabusa,
then we’ll rob the same bank and repay the bank.
But check what the interest rates are.
Bro, for once, can you please think before you speak?
The safest option- Pulsar. 150 cc.
How much CC do you need for a wheelie?
The minimum should at least be 180 cc.
If not the silencer and the mud-guard...
So that’s it, a Pulsar 180 cc it is.
But a Pulsar is too common, man.
Behind every pulsar, there is another pulsar.
Ask for a Bullet if you want to stand out.
A bullet?
There’s a Bullet King, have you ever heard of a Pulsar King?
Yeah, also, once you get a Bullet,
your parents can’t stop you from going to Ladhak as well.
Yeah, man.
I do deserve a bike
but I hope my parents agree to get me a Bullet.
You're so lucky you've got two-wheeler at this age!
If not when we were 16, we'd have to go walking everywhere.
Excited?
This is just to go to school, then to your coaching classes and then back home.
And for my shopping on Sundays.
Adjust your expenses for the petrol with your pocket money
and don’t let your friends ride the bike.
You can give it to Kabir, he's a good boy.
Stop it!
Most importantly, don’t go around with girls on the bike
with an excuse of grabbing a bite to eat after classes.
-Stop giving him ideas. -I was just telling him about it.
Anyway, which girl will…
But this is my sister’s,
I asked for a bike, dad. Only girls ride a Scooty.
Where is it written on this about only girls riding it?
What's this?
So what if it’s written?
In the movie where they squash all the tomatoes you saw Katrina ride a Bullet
and got all happy. Why can’t you ride a Scooty then?
This is pink, everyone in my friend circle will make fun of me.
What friend circle are you talking about? You just have 2 friends.
Start calling it a semi-circle.
And one of them won’t even know what color this is.
Who are they talking about?
-I won't use it. -What do you mean?
Dhruv, it’s taken 4500 bucks to repair this, quietly ride this.
Did I ask you to repair it?
You’re the one who said you get late for your coaching classes
and to get you a two wheeler.
You even said that some of chores at home will be taken care off.
But I asked for a bike! Why don’t you get that?
Hello, how are you doing?
Looks like a lot of improvement.
Dhruv, use this Scooty now.
Once you get into a good college we’ll definitely get you a bike.
Lies! Once I get to college you'll tell me you’ll get me a bike after I graduate.
Then you’ll tell me that I’ll get it as dowry once I get married.
Just tell me directly if you don’t want to get me one.
Sorry.
-I walked in at a wrong time. -No, that's okay.
Slowly.
Son, you’re still young, you’re in school…
So? Just ‘cause I’m in school doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings, right?
A brat like you shouldn’t be given anything.
Get inside quietly now. People are watching.
So let them watch,
they also need to know that Mr and Mrs Sharma don’t love their son at all,
'Cause they gave all their love to their daughter, they just keep fooling me.
They’re misers, selfish and…
There goes my revolt.
Yesterday I met a really old friend of mine,
dad’s slap.
The slap just lasts for a second, but the hangover lasts for days together.
Hey, open it!
It’s a Scooty! Bro, use the small gate.
He wants to use the bigger gate for his scooty...
Enough of embarrassment for the day.
Screw the bike and screw the school.
Watch it...
Run...
Mister, can you please make me one?
-Tell me? -Bro, listen? Come to the gola guy.
Dude, I’m screwed.
Priyanka saw her name on my phone, it said ‘Moustache’ Priyanka.
Oh, then?
I told her that everyone called her that
so I thought she was Parsi and that must’ve been her surname,
but she didn’t buy it. Screw that, why didn’t you come to school?
I don’t feel like it. You come quickly to the gola guy.
Give me 5 minutes, I’ll come as soon as the assembly is over.
-Have a gola till I come. -Okay.
Were you crying?
No, something went into my eyes… I was riding the bike…
Is that so?
Oh, the Scooty!
The day I get a bike I’ll shove his own gola up his… Asshole!
-Oh shit! -Oh shit! Chhavi!
C'mon! Be yourself, be yourself, be yourself...
No, no, don't be yourself, don't be yourself, don't be yourself!
Shit shit shit... I'm so sorry. Did it hurt?!
No, no, it was nothing.
Your bag is so.... light.
You're sure you're fine, right?
-Yes, of course. Chill... -I even dropped your gola.
Can I buy you one?
No, no, that's okay, it wasn't that great anyway.
I never knew that the girls in our class also bunk school.
Why?
-Can't I bunk a class? -No, you're a girl so...
I meant, I didn't know the girls in our class bunked.
Obviously, we bunk, there’s no point in studying anyway,
we have to manage the house after we’re married.
-No, no, I didn't mean it like that. -What else was it then?
Your bag was quite heavy, I think I’m going to pass out.
Relax!
I was just kidding.
Funny!
Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow then?
Nandini is waiting for me and I don't want to get late for the movie.
I'll just look for an auto. Auto!
-I hate being late. -I know.
You even get to the exams 10 minutes early.
I mean it’s not your fault,
you can’t trust the public transport in this country.
These auto guys are useless, they simply go around...
-Auto, take her the mall... -Auto, take her the mall...
Why are you guys on the road if you don't want to go anywhere!?
Don't you want to earn money? You just want to ride a rickshaw?
Idiots!
Mister, why can’t you drop her!
You have a bike?
-Sure you're free to drop me? -Yes, of course!
I was just saying “hi” to the gola guy.
Um listen, can I ride? Please. I’ll ride properly.
You mean… I have to sit behind you?
Yes, Please. You even sit behind me during our exams.
Give me a second, I'll just pay him.
-Mister, how much was it?! -Forget it. It’s on the house today.
I understood one thing today,
it doesn’t matter if you have a bike or a scooty,
what matters is the person who rides with you on it.
Grandma? Grandma? e person who rides with you on it.