Hello? Yes, sir. I'm coming!
Brother, what are you doing?
It's 5:30 AM! Go to sleep.
Exactly! I need to catch a metro for work at 8:15!
From today, you're unemployed.
You're even eligible for MGNREGA.
You're like a tiny decimal point in employment statistics.
Go to sleep.
Not unemployed,
it's called freelancing.
Listen,
am I doing the right thing?
No, I mean,
what if I don't even become a content creator
and go back to a job, and everyone else is way ahead?
-I'm really stressed. -Brother,
you're such a main character type,
everything will turn out great for you.
Unless, of course, you don't turn off the light!
Go to sleep. I have an interview today.
I'll be making phone calls. There'll be some noise.
-Hello! -Manav, what happened? Are you fine?
Guys, it's 5:30 AM!
Come on, wake up!
Show me some energy!
Sorry.
We have to brainstorm so many new content ideas!
Fashion even while sleeping?
It's a lifestyle choice, bro.
I didn't quit my 9-to-5 job just to
answer your calls at 5:30 AM, especially on a Sunday.
Snapgram doesn't take a day off on Sundays.
That's the spirit, Kritika!
-Everyone at Akshat's house, 9:30 AM sharp. -No, hold on.
What do we need to brainstorm? A mega post.
My entry in front of the camera
as Kritika's boyfriend.
What do you mean 9:30?
9:30!
No, no! Absolutely not!
Can't think of anything.
Akshat, bro, get us some coffee too.
When Mom used to give me noodles in my lunchbox as a kid,
this is exactly what I'd do.
Anyone who dared touch my noodles...
-It's visible. -Baby.
Oh, hello! Are you body-shaming my girl?
-Let go! -Forget it.
Do you think I'm really afraid of you?
Guys! Guys!
Manav's face reveal is today.
Please be serious.
Look, think of good ideas
and whoever has the best idea,
I'll shower them with coffee.
Let's do something big. Helicopter ride!
Have you lost it?
Let's do a treasure hunt.
-Clues to find Manav. -Too extra.
Break down the door like Daya!
You fool, keep quiet!
If you didn't want ideas, why did you call us?
-Let's go, baby. -Good idea. It's too noisy anyway.
Manav!
Let's think calmly, we'll figure it out.
Haste won't get us anywhere.
Won't get it? Got it.
What did you get?
The announcement post.
Put your head back.
See that.
You guys always do this pose.
In this pose, the announcement post.
It's very heartfelt, very relatable...
Put your head back!
Yes.
Heartfelt, relatable... we'll write captions like that.
-It's fine. -Why am I even asking you two?
It's actually a good idea.
-Thank you. -And yes, along with this,
we'll post a selfie too, in landscape
because these days that looks more natural.
We'll take it with a DSLR,
but it should look like it was taken with a phone.
Correct.
My kids have become so smart.
It's not that great either.
Very good. Very good.
Let it come!
Go! Go! Stop! Stop!
-Brother... -Yes?
Kritika posted a photo with that guy.
Look at this.
Well, the girl is sensible.
But this...
I mean, you understand, right?
Well,
safety, that's all. You know.
Yes, sir.
You're absolutely right.
Yes, that's what.
He even follows our Kittu on social media too.
Yes. I do follow her.
These days, where do you find well-wishers like this
who keep an eye on the kids?
We'll talk to Kritika.
-Thank you. -Yes, yes.
But no need to thank me.
-Brother... -Yes.
Speaking of well-wishers, brother...
we'll give you this month's payment next month.
Kritika has joined two social media courses.
On social media.
You see how it is on social media.
That's why things are a bit tight.
-Oh... -Yes.
You're a well-wisher,
-you'll surely give us more time. -Yes.
Yes...
And brother, there's
a book missing, do write it down.
Tell me which one I should send.
Which book...
Does it have an English title?
Oh yes.
It's quite famous among kids, orange-coloured.
Which orange-coloured book?
The subtle art of not giving a f***!
The name will be remembered, brother.
Name...
Hi guys! So welcome to this Mini Vlog.
We just finished our breakfast
and according to Manav,
parathas are very important for breakfast.
Yeah, because...
Sandwiches and juice looked good only in Govinda's films.
-Govinda? -Yes.
You don't know Govinda?
Varun Dhawan's dad's favourite actor.
Yes!
Anyway, parathas are evergreen,
and you shouldn't shock your body early in the morning.
Okay. Let's just agree to disagree.
Agree to disagree.
Why were you so nervous?
I'm fine staying behind the camera.
You both, pack up.
So guys, this is our first Mini Vlog together.
So, please support us, like, share
and shower lots of love.
Same to same.
Thank you.
-Love it! -Manav, didn't you go to the bathroom
before shooting?
You look a bit troubled, like you're
holding it in during the shot.
Are you having problems?
I have a digestive powder.
Magical. I'll give it to you.
-Tell them to stop. -There you go.
Does it look that awkward?
It's been an hour since uploading the video,
-and 25 comments say I look awkward. -Manav!
Quiet. Stop overthinking.
There's nothing like that. You're thinking too much.
There are only 7-8 comments like that.
The rest are all positive.
And the other negative comments that you deleted?
I know you're saying it to make me feel better
but the truth is the truth, Kritika.
Don't overthink, Manav. It's nothing like that.
Guys! Guys! I didn't throw the viewing party for this!
I kept it because...
Why did I keep it?
Yes! Yes! Remember the Thai restaurant,
where we ate for free... I mean, barter collab.
They are ready to pay.
How much?
I'm telling you.
They just want to feature in your vlog.
Guess how much they're paying.
1.5 lakh! 1.5 lakh!
So, 30 percent of that is 45,000, my one month's salary in one day?
-Yes, exactly! -Hold on, Manav.
Let me make it clear.
From now, everything will be 50-50.
Okay?
And you're getting 20 percent.
What will you get after the tax deductions?
Anyway, now...
-Champagne. -Yes, yes.
I've also given 6 other PR companies your quote.
-Wow! -We're going to be rolling in money.
-Champagne! -No, there's more.
Did you check your followers?
-No. -We're more than 100k
since Manav showed his face.
After the face reveal.
You know what that means? 1 million in a month.
Just keep this consistent.
I will. I will be consistent.
Just tell me how many videos you want to record.
-I'm free the whole day. -Yes.
Are you seeing the greed?
But we're enjoying as well.
Create content the entire day
and then in the evening, it feels as though
-we've done nothing. -Yes.
We just chilled. It was no work.
Correct. Just seem a bit natural in the camera.
The videos will be better then.
-Now... -Give me the bottle!
No, now, ready!
-Champagne! -Champagne!
Should I open it?
Bro, you were sipping on expensive wine and said
we've received many emails from the PR team.
But you haven't closed any deals in the past three weeks.
Nice. Both of you are so hungry for money.
Nice. Good.
Bro, I already planned my expenses in my mind.
75 percent of it for Tejal's fund, 20 percent for SIP,
-and the rest for random stuff. -Listen, listen.
I'm waiting for you guys to hit 1 million followers.
Once we hit 1 million,
the price bracket will change.
We can quote higher. That means more money.
But we still have a week or two to hit 1 million.
-What if we lose the deals? -Leave that to me.
For now, come to Sector 23, I've sent you the address.
And hey? Bring Kritika along.
What's the reason?
Success.
Whoa!
You rascal!
He's got us deals and built himself an office.
And it's so huge.
-Alright, guys. -Nice! Nice. Very nice, boss.
Congratulations!
-Such a huge office, all for yourself. -Seriously.
Manav, behave.
Get down.
What's wrong?
It's a co-working space, I just bought a small portion.
-The whole office isn't mine. -Oh, sorry.
Okay, now go back.
Act normal and give me some excitement.
-Laughter. Okay, let's go. -Okay.
Three, two, one.
-Congratulations, Akshat! -Congratulations, Akshat!
-Yeah! -We love you!
Okay, okay. Great. Cut.
-One million followers? -Shall we?
It's not one million followers yet.
-Yes... -No, no. Hold on.
We shouldn't celebrate too soon, Akshat. It might invite the evil eye.
-Kritika, breathe. -But...
Today, it will happen. That's why I called you.
What do you mean? When will it happen?
-Today? -Today. - How?
100k followers in a day?
Are you alright?
Come on, I'll explain. Please arrange this. Come.
This side.
It's a new office. I forget it myself.
The two of you will live stream for a couple of hours.
I've spoken to many micro and nano influencers.
They will give you a shout-out
so that their audience can join your live stream.
Okay?
All that's fine, but...
Why will they give us a shout-out?
I mean, how will they benefit?
They're scratching your back, won't you do the same?
Come on, man. They're giving you a shout-out now.
When you hit 1 million, give them a shout-out, double benefit.
What will we do in this one-hour stream?
Once the camera is on, I get nervous, and you guys scold me.
Manav, just be yourself.
What do people do on a live stream? Banter!
Share memes, talk to each other, and interact with the people...
I won't comment on any memes.
Unless you stab someone with a knife again.
Okay, guys. Now serious. Let's do this.
What's the guarantee that our followers will increase?
What if they don't increase?
Guys, you have to trust me on this.
Live streaming is the next big thing.
You can't escape it.
Think about it. Tanmay Bhatt,
Samay Raina, Scout; they've built an empire.
How? Why? Because of live streaming.
People get a closer look into your personal lives.
Manav, you. You're going to enjoy this.
You'll have a blast. I promise.
Live stream.
Your argument is faulty.
Dating apps are a boon.
So many choices to pick from.
At the base level, we don't need choices,
all we want is to be chosen.
There's a difference.
-Fine. Let's agree to disagree. -Let's agree to disagree.
And also, guys,
a big shout out to our friend, the manager
who told us to do this live stream
because we had no idea so many people would join our live stream.
I had no idea this would be so much fun.
We're very close to one million.
Please, share our profile with your friends,
family and everyone else
and help us reach one million today.
I told her dad but he couldn't leave the shop and come.
Aunt...
Right now, things are going so well for them
that you won't even need that shop.
-You're absolutely right. -Thank you, aunt.
I'm thinking that
I, along with her father, will sell the shop and
cling to my daughter like a leech.
I'll become completely dependent on her.
That's not what I meant.
I was just saying that...
One million.
Let's celebrate. Come on.
Kritika.
Mom!
What a surprise!
Come on, aunt.
Guys!
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
Six, five, four, three, two...
-One! -One!
-Congratulations! -Congratulations!
-We did it! -1 million!
Congratulations, dear.
Yes, Manav Sir. The flat's key must be with the guard.
You can collect it from him.
Whoa!
This house is huge!
Wow!
It's such a beautiful house.
Look, natural light floods this place.
Imagine how amazing our pictures would look here!
What's this?
Hey, there's a swimming pool outside!
You know those small rooms meant for house help?
-Yes. -There's one here too!
Just think—when we finally start our podcast,
we'll have an extra room for the setup.
-That's a swimming pool, right? -Yes.
Manav, this house is perfect.
Buy it.
What are you thinking?
Well,
numbers have always been my strength.
But Akshat's new collaboration numbers
just don't seem believable to me.
Why would anyone pay us so much?
Because we're unique, Manav.
Stop doubting like this.
I swear, sometimes I start doubting my own talent because of you.
Accept it, Manav—we hold great value.
Now close the deal on this house.
-It's a beautiful house, please. -True.
Think it over! Give it a proper thought.
What's there to think about?
Imagine such a huge house
and free sofas to go with it!
It's an amazing house.
But isn't it a bit too big for just one person?
That's a good thing. Just imagine...
Waking up alone to daylight...
And then heading out for a swim.
Fair point.
Wasn't this such a cute moment?
-Which moment? -Let's record this.
POV!
My boyfriend rented a new house,
and I imagined us living like this.
Come on, let's record this. Get up.
Where should I set it up?
We'll do the same. I'll sit on the sofa first.
Then you sit down, and I'll rest my head on your shoulder.
And then you look at me like you love me a lot.
-Is this okay? -Come on.
Let me first check out the place.
Okay.
Looks good.
There's a swimming pool, a window, and...
Now I'll look at you, and then you'll say
-some lovey-dovey lines. -Lovey-dovey?
Say something, Manav.
You're sweet.
You...
are very loving.
Also very caring.
You're a bit impulsive, but
you're kind-hearted.
Anyone could fall in love with you, Kritika.
Anyone.
Perfect.
And...
You're the best thing to ever happen to me.
If it weren't for you,
we wouldn't be here today, doing all this.
Every moment I spend with you feels amazing.
Really amazing.
You know...
I...
I think...
I think I really...
Who says you can't act?
That was a solid performance!
Wait.
What a perfect frame.
Look at this.
One million views for sure!
We're total couple goals.
Watching this video makes it look like
you actually fell in love with me.
Does it look like that?
You didn't really fall in love with me, right?
You joke around a lot.
-I'll edit this now. -Good joke.
-Kritika... -Yes?
Say it. I'm editing.
I'll be right back.
Manav, where are you going? Manav?
'But after this breakup, I don't feel anything.'
'You didn't really fall in love with me, right?'