Come
You pretend to be calm in every situation
but you got very scared
when I told you my father called the policeman.
Forget about that
What did the policeman say?
I knew for a fact
that my father would call the policeman at least once.
So what did I do
Gupta ji
Come with me.
I want to speak with you
Come with me.
You continue with the printing
Okay
Tell me one thing
Listen, tell me one thing
You agree that
You are my father’s well-wisher
and he is the minister’s well-wisher, right?
Yes
As I go onto becoming the youth minister’s well-wisher,
Why don’t you become my well-wisher also
As a result of which,
You will always have the winning hand
no matter who wins the election.
Alright.
Alright?
So when my father calls,
What will you say?
I will say that Siddhant did a great job yesterday.
Great
so you scratch my back
and I will scratch yours.
Okay
Continue
Oh so you...
Let’s go
Excuse me!
Listen
I hope he won’t open his mouth
Just trust me
I have a feeling your father will call him again
Don’t worry, nothing will go wrong
Ledgers, forms, deposit slips,
We have it all to open the bank.
Yes, but there is nothing that will draw them in.
What do you mean?
We should have a grand opening,
where a celebrity comes and inaugurates
so everyone lines up to open accounts.
That is not a bad idea.
Well this country does run on four important things.
Religion, politics,
Cricket and Bollywood.
Use any One
to work things in our favour.
Why don’t we get a Bollywood
Actor or actress for the opening?
Actor, no
Yes an actress
Glamour will bring them in.
Hmm
They don’t even tweet for free,
How are we going to get them for our opening?
Where will we get the money from?
We would have to rob a bank to open a bank.
But,
Who wants a real actress anyway?
What do you mean?
Meaning
If the bank’s fake, so will be the actress.
Fake actress?
Like a duplicate
I like the way you are thinking,
let’s go with this.
You know that actress Priyanka Chaudhry?
I know her duplicate
who does many appearances,
I used to...
Oh you know her?
you are very secretive
But how? Did you also teach her self-defence?
Don’t get upset, all I’m saying is,
Hari sir, your innocent boy isn’t so innocent after all.
Sorry Ronnie, don’t kill me
Show her picture! Show, show!
Instragram, Facebook, you must be friends
I won’t show
Okay sorry
Show!
My god,
What breasts.
Totally stunning.
Hey Guddu, please stop.
I was just kidding, I swear!
It was his idea anyway!
I’ll beat you to pulp if such jokes continue.
Save me, Partner.
Rhea please don’t kill him
I love you
Bank is still not open
One second one second
I like the idea.
Let’s discuss
Ronnie
Can we open the bank in 5 days?
Yes until then the bank will be ready too!
And you could conduct the exam
to hire a few locals as well.
Yes we’ve announced that already.
Great
Ronnie,
You figure out where she is and book her.
Give her an advance as well.
And listen
Since you know her from before,
Try and get a discount If you can
Okay
Ronnie
I’ll kick you
One second
I love you
I’ll keep this inside
You guys keep fighting
This isn’t right
I had told you to fix it
Yes ma’am, sorry
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
Ma’am someone is here to meet you
Call him
Come in
Its tight from here to
Fix it
Ronnie ji
You have come to my humble abode, I am speechless.
Please sit down
Yes
PC ji,
I have some work with you.
Oh you’re here for work?
Tell me more
We have this little function.
If you could come..
3 for standing, 5 for shaking.
Sorry?
I meant if I have to just stand and wave to the crowd it’ll be 3
and to dance it’ll be 5.
Oh we just want you to stand.
I meant, we just want you to come to our ceremony
and click a few pictures.
Alright
Done,
It’s in five days from today.
I’ll send you the exact address.
What address?
You will provide me with a car for travel, food is on you
and if I am required to stay then it cannot be below a three star hotel
and I will drink scotch,
neat.
Noted
The advance is 1.
Yes
It’s all there
Deal final.
Okay
Thank you
Give me a hug!
People out here are dying for a drop of attention
and you’re scared of a hug?
Ronnie ji, may I ask you something?
Yes
Is there something wrong with me?
Or is it the work that I do?
No, nothing of that sort.
I have a request.
Tell me.
If you could give me a discount.
Ronnie ji, so what if I’m not the real PC.
My aspirations are the same.
If I give a discount how will I build an empire.
But you are like family.
Family?
Yes
I guess if you have considered me as family,
I will have to give a discount.
Thank you
Come on, let’s start
Distribute the papers
Let’s go
Here you go
Pratik
I can’t understand anything
Do you know this one?
Okay, time’s up, collect the papers
Okay, time’s up, stop writing
Have you written your name?
Yes
I haven’t written anything
I don’t know anything except my name
No sir, we weren’t prepared.
Then too you appeared for it.
Filled in the forms. Wrote the exam. Why?
Because we wanted to do something substantial!
That’s it, that’s all the qualification we need.
The drive to do! To be! This enthusiasm is unique,
That’s what I’m looking for.
So you mean, we got the job?
You both won’t just be employees
but an example to all of Hoshiargarh.
Very good
Promise we won’t let you down
Move move
Why are you standing in the middle of the road
Oh, Nathu uncle, what is going on?
what is going on?
Who’s sleeping? Everyone is awake here!
what is going on?
Oh what is going on?!
Alright!
Oh this!
I will tell you
Lovely people of the village
The well known actress PC is coming for the inauguration of the bank.
To see her up close,
And be a part of the event,
open an account right away.
Because
The first 500 people to sign up will get an autograph from her.
You can do whatever you want with thephotograph
Listen, one more important thing
There will be special lucky draw
The winner will get to click a picture with PC ji
So people, don’t think, don’t delay,
Open an account right away and click a picture with PC ji
Hello aunty
Aunty,
Do you want to eat your money
that you’re hiding it away in boxes in your kitchen?
How do you know?
Don’t be angry!
That’s why open an account,
so that no one can touch it.
Take this pen,
Sign this form
Give it aunty
Count it and keep it carefully
Yes i will, don’t worry
Let’s go
Bye aunty
Lovely people of Hoshairgarh,
Listen carefully, to this important announcement
DVC presents to you
The famous actress, PC ji
People, your treasure trove was looted by dacoits
Come, open your accounts
and the rest was
and get a photo with her taken by urban crooks
Here, take this form, and open a account
Take this pen
Here, take this form, and open a account
After opening accounts taking the money
the crooks were making merry
after making the fake bank
they started taking your money
Brother, have you heard? PC ji is coming
PC ji is coming
Mr. Sharma’s son is calling
I guess, I will also have to open an account
Oh lovely people, don’t think twice
Give us the money quickly, don’t be stingy
PC ji
People, your treasure trove was looted by dacoits
taken by urban crooks
People, your treasure trove was looted by dacoits
taken by urban crooks
PC ji
Move! Move! Give me some space!
I’m Journalist Uday Prakash, brother. I need to cover this story, let me go.
I’m grateful to you all and PC ji for coming here today
I would like to address each and every one of you present here
and say that you’re a part of the DVC family.
DVC is not just a means of investment
but it’s our collective wealth of emotional bonding.
Now I would like to call PC ji
to say a few words.
PC ji
A round of a applause
PC ji
How are you all today?
I’m very happy to be here
My love and greetings to Hoshiargarh.
Today, I am going to become a member of this family
and I would like to address the women here,
that we are 49% of the population of this country
49%
Absolutely
and this country’s greatest asset!
So come deposit the money you have saved.
Do you recognize this?
A 500 Rupee Note
Correct!
now it won’t be hidden but will earn interest too!
Your money will increase, understood!
So just like I have opened an account, you all should too
Your money will double
This is my camera, my passbook
and the lovely people of Hoshiargarh
Thank you
Please form a line
Okay done
Yes, I’m Uday Prakash the local reporter here. I’m here to cover the story
Let him in!
They are not letting me in, I have to cover the story
I’m a reporter, I have a few questions.
Two days ago, you were in Hawaii and today in Hoshiargarh, How?
Yes
How?
The world is very small, you see.
Anything about your next Hollywood project?
You’ll know it, when you see it!
And your voice is sounding very different?
As compared to on TV
Yes, It’s very cold here and my throat...
Let’s go
Okay, she’s going to leave now
PC ji, Hawaii to Hoshiargarh in 48 hours? Impossible
Thank you, see you again
Okay bye, take care
PC ji, you were brilliant today, as always.
Oh you didn’t forget!
Here, your drink.
Cheers.
Okay, so what were you smiling about?
Your friends and what you all have.
What do they have?
Friendship, companionship, love.
You haven’t seen us fight.
You love each other hence you fight.
Who cares otherwise?
If it does not work out, people part ways
That’s true
I wish...
Wish what?
I wish I was a part of something like this.
If you look, you will find a life partner.
I know my fate.
The minute I lose my shelf life,
I’m going to end up as someone’s mistress.
This serious look of yours,
Looks hot only when you’re in the gym.
It’s Uday Prakash right?
Yes!
You got it right.
How can I forget! Come,
take a seat.
Will you take some tea?
Yes of course, piping hot
Naman, please some tea
What is your good name?
Hari Shukla
Yes
I don’t see a name plate, so I asked
No worries
How may I help you, you are not here to open an account.
I wanted to ask a couple questions, about the bank.
Yes what would you like to know.
Details, you know like your headquarters,
the board, the financial details, all that.
Oh you’re a financial journalist too?
I’m everything there is here.
If you want to write,
write about how this will be a new way of life for the people.
Okay
How this will help small businesses grow.
How this will bring employment for the youth here.
Okay
Of course, I will write about that too
but first answer my questions
Please ask
So where are your headquarters?
It’s in Jabalpur.
Oh, Jabalpur.
Yes
And do you have any website?
Yes we do, but the system is down at the moment.
And the new cards haven’t come from the printer yet.
You would have been the first to receive them,
Let me do one thing,
Wait for a while,
and I will get a special press release made for you.
that will be better
Oh at least drink tea!
It must have gone cold
It’s okay, some other time.
I like everything hot,
Tea, news, etc.
I will take your leave
Hello
Bye
Something’s fishy
What was he talking about?
Asking details about the bank,
Will the website be live by tomorrow?
Yeah