1 00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:13,639 [knock on door] 2 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:21,731 [♪ Dodo Greene: "Hold on"] 3 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:23,315 - Charlie? - Surprise. 4 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:29,780 Wait, were gonna wake my roommate. 5 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:41,208 I go where I please, I do what I please, 6 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:44,128 and I don't say please. 7 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,656 It's okay to want things, Carson. 8 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:17,453 Yeah. Just like you wrote me about in your letter. 9 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:20,790 You got my letter? 10 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:22,333 [chuckles] 11 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,126 Oh, Carson. 12 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,671 - [Charlie] Carson. - [Greta] Carson. Carson. 13 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:30,424 Carson. 14 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,176 [Shirley] Carson. 15 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:34,428 Carson. Carson, wake up! 16 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:36,889 Wake up. Oh! You were having a night terror! 17 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,017 Oh, we really are like sisters. I get them too. 18 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,685 Sets the tone of the whole day. 19 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,270 And my day too now. Not to blame you. 20 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:45,564 'Cause you're the victim of the night terror. 21 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:47,441 But now my day's off too. 22 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:49,735 [instrumental music playing] 23 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,207 [music ends] 24 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,542 [door opens] 25 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,211 Howdy, neighbor. 26 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,046 Hey, hi. [clears throat] 27 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,967 Uh, actually, you know what? That's a... This is a bad spot. 28 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,469 Um, Shirley's really weird about her bed, so... 29 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:17,555 Ugh, Shirley's weird about everything. 30 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:21,767 Yeah, I'm not. Um, about you being on my bed. It's fine. 31 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:24,353 - How's it going, chickadee? - Um, it's good. 32 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,272 Don't be boring. 33 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,900 What, you still haven't heard back since you sent your letter? 34 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,529 - It's kind of our letter. You were heavily involved. - Uh-huh. 35 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:36,574 'Cause I don't think I ever would have written that kind of a thing. 36 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,826 I mean, certainly, there was a lot of alcohol... 37 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,786 - There was a lot of alcohol. - Yeah, um... 38 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:46,250 I was thinking, maybe we could try, um, I don't know, 39 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,669 to be just friends? 40 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,046 Friends can mean a lot of different things. 41 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:55,092 Yeah. Like, so many. In this case, I think, maybe, 42 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:59,388 just like, real friends. Like this. So we can talk about stuff. 43 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,891 And then we wouldn't do anything else. 44 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,934 Things that friends don't usually do. 45 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,188 Oh, right. 46 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:10,941 I remember now. Those things. 47 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:18,365 I guess I only have one real friend, so another one wouldn't hurt. 48 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,077 [gospel song playing] 49 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,376 Good morning, Mrs. Brown. 50 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:31,754 Reverend Luther, how's that grandbaby doing? 51 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:35,049 All right. Enjoy! Mm-hmm. 52 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:36,675 Good morning. 53 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,552 - [Toni] Gladys! - Miss Toni. 54 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:43,015 She married to a deacon, so she thinks she a shoo-in for the head usher 55 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:44,808 since Miss Rose moved on. 56 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,727 Didn't Miss Rose get hit by a car? 57 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,187 Like I said. 58 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:51,732 Anyway, if everything at the revival goes straight, 59 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:55,277 then the only thing she'll be ushering is her big ol' head to the back row! 60 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:56,654 [chuckles] 61 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:59,657 Head Usher Chapman, look at you. 62 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,950 Look at you! 63 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:04,119 Stepping up at the salon and stepping up at church. 64 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:05,704 That's my Maxine. 65 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,831 I will go on a sex strike. 66 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,833 - Oh, come on. - Shh! 67 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:13,128 - Oh, sorry. Sorry, Miss Toni. - Punctuality is a virtue. 68 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:15,798 - Yes, Miss Toni. Come on. - Mm-hmm. Remember that now. 69 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:16,882 Okay, now. 70 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,593 They're your friends. Come on, baby. 71 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,764 [religious song being sung] 72 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,684 Well, look at you, blushing. 73 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,770 So, what's the word on you two? 74 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,108 The word is good. 75 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,987 [♪ Barbara and The Browns: "In My Heart"] 76 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:59,633 You think I could look like a man with my hair tucked back like this? 77 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,219 No. You look too soft. 78 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,514 [scoffs] I'm not soft. 79 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,600 Why you wanna look like a man anyway? 80 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:11,687 Just sometimes think things would be easier if I was one. 81 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,773 - And maybe you wouldn't be calling me soft. - Oh. 82 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:17,151 Plus, I got this interview at the factory, 83 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,819 and they ain't hirin' Maxines. 84 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,280 Okay... Max. 85 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,450 Hand me my purse. 86 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,326 [sighs] I gotta get to the tent. 87 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,746 Donald's got the consecration at 8:00. 88 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,541 What if you weren't looking at me too closely? 89 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,093 Mmm. 90 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,806 I'd say you were a stud. 91 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,184 [chuckles] 92 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:54,730 Oh, my God. Who is she talking to? The President? I mean... 93 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,025 She's not picking up. I just wanna know if he's written. 94 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:01,028 Oh, gosh. 'Cause when I don't hear from Irving for a day, 95 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,114 feels like my heart is being trampled by a herd of rhinos. 96 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:07,618 Oh, yeah. It's the same with me. It's like rhinos, and... 97 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:10,496 - Yeah. - I'm just gonna try one more time. 98 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:14,958 Ladies! Paychecks! Paychecks, ladies. 99 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,836 Paychecks, ladies. 100 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,090 - What? Oh. - Oh, God! Yes! I'm rich! 101 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,467 [speaking Spanish] They spelled my name wrong. 102 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,512 [speaking English] I have no idea what you are saying. Good job. 103 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,597 I don't trust paper money. 104 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,640 Gimme. Gimme! 105 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,601 I say we send this to your mom as an F.U. 106 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,186 It's more money than she's ever seen. 107 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:35,979 - Yeah, but then she'd know where we are. - Greta! 108 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,981 Ladies, may I suggest purchasing war bonds, 109 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:41,360 which are both a prudent and patriotic way to invest. 110 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,195 Not only in your country... 111 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,696 Surprised we're even getting a check. 112 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,950 - Eight games in and we're the worst team in the league. - [coughs] 113 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,702 Uh, so, I overheard Sarge and Artie talking, 114 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,288 and apparently we have the lowest attendance in the league. 115 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:54,832 - Oh, pshh. - So? 116 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:59,294 Well, every time I'm on a sinking boat, the first thing I do is drop the dead weight. 117 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,130 - What does that mean? - Mmm. 118 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:04,258 How many sinking boats have you been on? 119 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,342 Tell me about each one. 120 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,553 Enjoy it, Carson. It's our last one. 121 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,263 Wait, why? What happened? 122 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:13,308 Oh... Don't listen to her. What are you gonna spend yours on? Go. 123 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:14,434 Um... 124 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,937 - I'm probably just gonna save it. - Okay. 125 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,690 Yeah. Charlie and I don't have that much, and, um, 126 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,276 he did always talk about wanting to buy a house someday. 127 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,485 - So... - Oh. That's nice. 128 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,320 Well, I'm gonna spend it all. 129 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:27,114 Maybe on a real live fur coat! 130 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,615 - [giggles] - Oh, wow. 131 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:31,577 - Well, probably not a live one, right? - Yeah. 132 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,537 Though I wonder how much that would cost. 133 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:37,875 Say, Dove, why don't you tell our readers about what it was like facing Joltin' Joe? 134 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:42,838 Oh, God. Facing DiMaggio was like reeling a tarpon during a twister. 135 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:46,133 - Okay. - But even he could never hit my forkball. Not once. 136 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:47,551 [clears throat] 137 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:51,555 Oh, and this little lady is gonna continue the forkball tradition. 138 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,933 Thanks, Coach. I'm really just happy to be getting some in there. 139 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:56,852 Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the time I get done with her, 140 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,438 her arm's gonna be meaner than Bob Feller. 141 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:00,981 You can call her Li'l Dove. 142 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,817 - [reporter] Okay. - No, better yet, better yet, the Spanish Striker. 143 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:04,776 Oh! 144 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:08,113 [Dove] Right? Margarita on the Mound, 145 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:10,407 grew up in Texas from one of the Spanish counties. 146 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,575 [reporter] Right, right. Spice. 147 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,869 Maybe we should have told him I write for the Tribune. 148 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,412 - Then e would have given us the time of day. - Pshh. 149 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,623 Oh! Sorry, Shaw, I didn't mean to talk bad 150 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,124 - about your little daddykins. - [Jo laughs] 151 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,501 He's not my daddy. He's a jerk. 152 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:24,671 Oh! Look who finally decided to join the party! 153 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:27,674 Hey! We don't need a "Told you so," we need a plan. 154 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,635 We can't practice for two hours a day and win 155 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:32,179 when the Blue Sox are practicing for six hours a day. 156 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:35,474 Don't worry about it. I have everything under control. 157 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,602 [reporter] All right, tell us more about the Majors. 158 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:39,978 Ted Williams. Tell me more about Ted. 159 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:43,941 Well, I would never kiss and tell, but, uh, I did make love to Ted one time. 160 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:44,858 [laughs] 161 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,527 - Okay! Thank you! - That was in the Minors. 162 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,696 - [reporter] Dove, thanks, man. - [Dove] Good to see ya. 163 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:52,032 Maybe you wanna speak to one of our other players? 164 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,117 Or you can come to the games, you know? 165 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,702 We could, uh, really use the coverage. 166 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,371 Yeah, you know what? [sighs] 167 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:00,290 The only reason I'm here is because your boss threatened to pull his candy bar ads 168 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,209 if I didn't give him a headline. Don't push your luck. 169 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,335 Hey, Coach. 170 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,797 My elbow's a little tweaked. Do you think it's my grip or something? 171 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,883 Well, I'll tell you something Red Ruffing asked me, 172 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:13,303 "You think you're hurt, buddy? Or are you just tired?" 173 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,681 Oh. Yeah, no, I'm just tired. 174 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,724 - You sure? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. 175 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,268 Good man. 176 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,353 - Hello, Dove. - [Dove] Ladies. 177 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:26,650 No. 178 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:31,363 [sighs] Uh, Coach. Uh, sugar cream. 179 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,031 Made it myself. It's not my finest. 180 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:36,159 But I just wanted to give you a token of our appreciation. 181 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,412 Thank you, Shaw. 182 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,914 Uh, my ex-wife used to make me pies. 183 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,833 - This one reminds me of her complexion. - Oh. 184 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,585 Understandably, I'm more of what you would call a muffin man. 185 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:48,380 - Mmm. - In any case, we'll pass this around later. 186 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,466 - Okay. - Right now, we're practicing our sport. 187 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,885 - Thanks. - Yeah, about the baseball practice, 188 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,304 I would love... 189 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,180 to talk more. 190 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,141 Wow. 191 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,394 - A pie? - A pie. 192 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:05,063 That was your big plan? Bake him a pie? 193 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,607 Okay, it was a conversation pie. 194 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,319 - Oh, it was a conversation pie. - A conversation pie? Of course. 195 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,487 All right, I was gonna give it to him and then we'd get to chatting, 196 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:16,533 and then I could casually suggest, you know, practicing cutoffs and rundowns, 197 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,370 and practicing more in general. And then maybe, just maybe, we could get a goddamn game 198 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,705 under our belt! A win! 199 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:25,042 Okay, see ,now that actually sounds good. You should just say that. 200 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,794 Yeah. I mean, I'm just waiting for the right time. 201 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,921 I mean, clearly he prefers muffins, so... 202 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,590 - Muffins? - You know what? 203 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,633 I'll go talk to Dove. Man to man. 204 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:36,386 - That's right. Go for it. - Oh, Miss Gill. 205 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:37,512 Yeah. 206 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:42,434 A gentleman has requested the opportunity to take you out to dinner this Saturday. 207 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,311 Ooh! Is he cute? 208 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,104 He was a man with a shirt. 209 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:49,775 And an interest in the Peaches, which is a rare breed these days. 210 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,026 Hmm. 211 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,196 I'll tell him to expect us then? 212 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,323 Us? Are you going on my date with me? 213 00:10:56,406 --> 00:11:00,369 League rules require that chaperones accompany players out with men. 214 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,080 I've been told my conversation skills are adequate. 215 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,164 Can't wait. 216 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,667 [Dove] Yeah, you think so? Get moving! 217 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,585 What the hell? 218 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,128 [Dove] You gonna tell me how to coach? 219 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,130 Run faster! Get those hooves moving! 220 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,091 - Give me 20 more. - Hey! Lay off her. 221 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,676 Hey, De Luca said I should push the team harder, 222 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,596 so I'm just giving a little extra push. Pick up those hooves! 223 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,224 - [Dove] You wanna join me, lips? - I do wanna join. 224 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,975 Take one more step, I'll give you 100. 225 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,685 A hundred more? I could do 100 more. 226 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,062 Greta, stop. He's gonna make it worse. 227 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,397 [Dove] I played in the Bigs. 228 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,274 You wanna tell me how to coach a team of ladies in skirts? 229 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,027 I didn't think so. 230 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,031 [whistle blows] 231 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,793 [Lou] Gentlemen, welcome to Rockford Tool and Screw. 232 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,838 We make the parts that hold America together. 233 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:56,258 Some people might say, "Screw screws!" 234 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,302 But what's a tank without screws? 235 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,430 Just a pile of metal. 236 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:05,851 An airplane? Also a pile of metal. 237 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,521 A rifle? A slightly smaller... 238 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,981 All right, we get the point, right? 239 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:12,983 What now, Karen? 240 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,193 There's a problem with one of your recruits. 241 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,029 Take off the hat. 242 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,285 This is "Max" Chapman? 243 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,495 Look, I know you were expecting something different. 244 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,415 But I promise I will work twice as hard as anyone here. 245 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,085 And I really need this job. 246 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,962 I got kids. Eight of them! 247 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,256 - And I gotta feed most of them. - I don't care. 248 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:39,134 Can you lift 50 pounds? Are you willing to get the shit burnt out of your hand? 249 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,511 Yes! And I... I guess so. 250 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,805 - Great. You can stay. - But, Lou. 251 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,475 Are you two angling to work with liquid metal now? 252 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,477 I lost two whole shifts of colored guys 253 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,520 'cause Uncle Sam realized they can shoot. 254 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,605 We just need bodies. 255 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:52,772 Follow me! 256 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,567 Guess you were hiring. 257 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,156 In these uncertain times, 258 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,991 it feels like 259 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,620 we need God more than ever. 260 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,621 [parishioner] Yes. 261 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,247 [whispering] I got the job. 262 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,874 They want me to start right away. 263 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,877 And they want me working nights, so I don't have to tell momma a thing. 264 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,546 - What, whilst working days at the salon? - Mm-hmm. 265 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,798 Did you turn into Plastic Man when I wasn't watching? 266 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,383 You know I don't know who that is. 267 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,469 Well, he stretches himself, obviously. 268 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,137 And, what, you got invisibility power too? 269 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,681 Because you know Miss Toni's gonna notice you sneaking out. 270 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,183 - Amen! - [Max] She don't notice everything. 271 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,100 [woman] Shh! 272 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:30,852 [Max] Sorry. 273 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:33,188 But fine, you got on the team though. 274 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,981 You actually get to play? 275 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,483 Yeah, uh... 276 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:40,695 Coach just wants to... He's gonna work with me first till I start my first game. 277 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,323 Mom will come and see me in all my glory. 278 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,491 She'll understand. 279 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,869 I don't know, Max. All the lying, sneaking around, 280 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,788 it's gonna get to be too much. 281 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:54,376 Before you know it, you won't be able to sleep, you'll start feeling sick, 282 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,170 and throwing up. I mean, probably, you know. 283 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,797 Aren't you supposed to be happy for me? 284 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,590 - I am! Of course I am. - [woman] Shh! 285 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,053 Because if our men are gonna risk their lives abroad, 286 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,722 we ain't letting them come home to Jim Crow. 287 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:08,640 [parishioners] No. 288 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,350 Y'all been reading The Defender! 289 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,520 - We won't sink down to their hatred. - [parishioners exclaiming] 290 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,189 - We will rise up and fight. - [parishioners exclaiming] 291 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,817 We need a double victory. 292 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,110 You okay? 293 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,821 Yeah. It is hot. It's hot, right? It's hot. 294 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,783 [pastor] Now, I ask you to spare what coin you can, 295 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,451 for the families 296 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,662 of our departing men. 297 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,164 - Y'all hear me, church? - [parishioners murmuring] 298 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,168 Yeah, they're doing segregated units out there too. Poor bastards. 299 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,753 [pastor continues speaking] 300 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,756 - Oh! Oh, my God! - [all murmuring] 301 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,844 Lord, she felt the Spirit. 302 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,929 No, she saw that basket coming. 303 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,015 Clance, baby, you okay? 304 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,850 What happened? 305 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,144 Wait, is my mom here? Mama? 306 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,605 - [Georgia] Guy moves fast! - A baby already? 307 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:57,564 Girl... 308 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,735 [blues piano music playing] 309 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,071 - I fainted, not died. - I hear you. 310 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,197 Mm-hmm. 311 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,702 Feel better. 312 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,078 [engine starts] 313 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,456 Gary. 314 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,709 Hey, Maxine. 315 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,711 I had fun the other night. 316 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,213 I was thinking we try Blue Moon next. You like jazz? 317 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,299 Honestly, no. But it sounds fun. 318 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,302 So, I need some advice. 319 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,305 You know, now that I got the job, I gotta pitch for Coach soon, so... 320 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,598 Baseball all you think about? 321 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,600 No. 322 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,977 I'm thinking about us. 323 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:40,607 I'm thinking about all the time we would get to spend together 324 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,984 if we were on the same team. 325 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:49,449 Look, Coach only listens to Fowkes, since he came from the Braves. 326 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,743 You want a real shot, you gotta win him over. 327 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,412 - No! No, no, no, no. - He's still sore about the puffy cheeks thing. 328 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,207 No, there has to be someone else. Anyone else! 329 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,417 What about the catcher? The one with the big ears? 330 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,670 - He's gotta have some... - Just Fowkes. 331 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,838 He's the prime rib. 332 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,008 Only way to get to him is to go through his ego 333 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,302 and, Lord knows, you ain't got the stomach for that. 334 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,387 [scoffs] 335 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,025 [people chatting indistinctly] 336 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,323 [dogs barking] 337 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,786 [mechanical whirring] 338 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,288 - [Lou] Your father was a welder? - Yep! 339 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,665 Taught me everything he knows. 340 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,668 - Uh-huh? - Most things. Some things. About welding. 341 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,627 Fowkes. 342 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,217 You gotta be kidding me. 343 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:53,263 You told me you just needed someone with a pulse, so... here. 344 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,810 Afternoon! 345 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,980 Evening, I mean, sorry, I gotta get used to that. 346 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,693 Mr. Fowkes, I wanted to apologize about the other day. 347 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,486 The whole cheeks thing. 348 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,364 The truth is I was intimidated by you. 349 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,826 - Really? - Yes. 350 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,996 I just said those things because I was... 351 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,164 Jealous? 352 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,750 Uh-huh. Yeah. 353 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,169 Jealous. Of you. Obviously. 354 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,839 Because you're twice... Ten times the player that I am. 355 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,132 Sir. 356 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,304 All right. Let's see what you got. 357 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,483 Keep it level. Don't dig in. 358 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,734 Okay. 359 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,960 [♪ Trevor Duncan: "Fireside Serenade"] 360 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,595 [speaking Spanish] Alma... 361 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,139 That's my grandmother's name. 362 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,390 Hey, hey! 363 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,939 Mind your own business. 364 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,110 [speaking English] You in? Vegas rules. Dollar buy-in. 365 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,988 - [Jess] Double for her. She can afford it. - [Maybelle] Mm-hmm. 366 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,199 [sighs] 367 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,909 We'll do a best in five. 368 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,787 [speaking Spanish] I said mind your own business. 369 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:45,834 [speaking English] Say something else. Say, um, "I'm a happy lady!" 370 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,670 - Okay. Repeat after me. - Yeah. Okay. 371 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,171 - [speaking Spanish] I am... - I am... 372 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,339 - an... - an... 373 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,258 - idiot. - idiot. 374 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:57,846 I am an idiot. 375 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:00,557 - Ow! - No. Just forget about Dove, okay? 376 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,601 - Oh, so no more pies then? - Yeah. Okay. 377 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,978 No more pies. 378 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,355 - Let's also try not to get kicked out of the league. - Mmm. 379 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,358 You know, I don't care if he kicks me out! He can't do that to her! 380 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,151 Can we please stop... [coughs] 381 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:14,779 Sorry, but I'm choking on it 'cause talk about getting kicked out, 382 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,030 I can't handle it anymore. 383 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,157 Okay, hold on a second. All right. 384 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:22,120 Gehrig used to say that it's the players that make the manager, 385 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,747 not the other way around. We don't even need Dove. 386 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,499 We just need to practice more. 387 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,543 - Shaw, that's it. - Wait, what does that mean? 388 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,337 Tonight, [snaps fingers] the Peaches fly! 389 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:38,094 - Or... Not fly. What does a peach do? - [Jo] Leave the fruit basket? 390 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,722 - [Shirley] Fall from the tree. - Finally ripen. 391 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,015 Finally ripen. Mmm. 392 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,808 - That's it. - Eh. 393 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,268 Let's get our gear. 394 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,312 [♪ George Fromby: "Count Your Blessings and Smile"] 395 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,730 [Carson] Should we tell Lupe? 396 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,607 God, no. She's up Dove's ass. 397 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,942 Shh. 398 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,700 [speaking Spanish] Where are we going? 399 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,160 [speaking English] Oh, oh! This? 400 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,578 It's a helmet. 401 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,413 You should really consider investing in one. 402 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,915 [ringing bike bells] 403 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,922 Hey. Hey, who's touching my butt? 404 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,007 - Sorry, it's me. I just love butts! - Stop! 405 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,926 Guys, we're here to practice. 406 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,511 How are we supposed to practice? can't even see my own face. 407 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:21,638 You can never see your own face. 408 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,597 Flashlights. 409 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,556 [all exclaiming] 410 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,557 - Tag! - [yelps] 411 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,351 Hey, you little horse's butt! 412 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,019 Be careful not to actually fall into this... 413 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,145 Shaw! 414 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,105 - No. Don't you dare. - Stop it. 415 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,612 Oh, my God. 416 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,075 [singing along] ♪ Show them what you can do ♪ 417 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,702 ♪ Make a hullabaloo ♪ 418 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:49,999 ♪ Tra-la-la-la, la-la, la-la Count your blessings and smile ♪ 419 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,961 ♪ Oooooh! ♪ 420 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,921 [howling] 421 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:03,054 [Greta] And center. And right. 422 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:07,350 And center. Stretch it out, girls. 423 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,237 - Nice. - Yes! Way to go, Esti. That's the way! 424 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,238 Good job. 425 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,156 [speaking Spanish] The other one. 426 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,491 And now the elbow. 427 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,701 That's it! 428 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,582 Hey, uh, I can finish that up for you. 429 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,418 You should rest your arm for the big game. 430 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,586 Happy to help. Whenever I can. 431 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,395 [sighs] 432 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:54,856 [knock on door] 433 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,316 [Toni] Maxine? Promptness is a virtue. 434 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,652 Okay. Uh, I'll be right out. 435 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,827 - Ugh. - [Jo] Okay, that's all right. That's all right. Shirl, 436 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,246 - swing like a French hooker at high tide. - Mm-hmm. 437 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,832 See, I don't know any... I don't understand that reference, so... 438 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,959 Lead with your hips, and your hands will follow. 439 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,794 - That's what I said. - I... 440 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,046 [Carson] Take your time. 441 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,884 That's the way! That's the way, Shirl! 442 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,055 The seams are looking good, Chapman. 443 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:28,431 Thanks. 444 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,851 Say, did you know that Bette Davis' real name is Ruth? 445 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,770 Ha! That's crazy. 446 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,522 Yeah. Crazy. 447 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,651 [Carson] Home! 448 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,031 Gotcha! 449 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,366 Even if you back pedal? 450 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,620 [all laughing] 451 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,291 Wait for it. Wait for it. 452 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,460 Ho-ho! Oh, boy. 453 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,629 - How are you doing this? - Practice. 454 00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:02,799 ♪ Oh, Canada! ♪ 455 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,717 ♪ La, la, la She can pee ♪♪ 456 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:07,970 I don't understand from a structural point of view. 457 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,015 - Are you guys seeing this right now? - [Maybelle] I am so jealous! 458 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,559 - [Shirley] How could you? 'Cause if it goes... - [Maybelle] Oh, my God! 459 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:15,311 - [Shirley] If you were to... - [Maybelle] Jess, can you teach me? 460 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,396 That one kinda looks like a rooster, right? 461 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,317 Those two stars there are the little neck thing, whatever it's called. 462 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,693 You would know. 463 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,656 All right. For the last time, I am not from a farm, okay? 464 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,492 - Idaho has actual towns. - Oh! 465 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:34,247 - It's a wattle. - [laughs] 466 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,878 You knew. You knew. 467 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,716 My mom used to make up constellations. 468 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,510 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 469 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:52,849 She said that what you see in the stars says a lot about who you are as a person. 470 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:53,975 Hmm. 471 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:02,859 That one kinda looks like a clam holding a machine gun. 472 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:06,863 [laughs] Okay. What would she say that that says about you? 473 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:10,908 I have no idea. 474 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,703 She left when I was ten. 475 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:19,125 Completely broke my dad. That's exactly what I'm doing to Charlie. 476 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,753 Just because you're married doesn't mean you can't have a dream. 477 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:26,757 You don't get it. I'm so much like her. 478 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,260 I'm selfish. 479 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:32,346 The stars can't tell you that you're selfish. 480 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,016 You're actually just really... 481 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,186 Shellfish. 482 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,522 [both laughing] 483 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,400 - No. You're right. - Uh-huh. 484 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,444 I have to face facts. 485 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,821 That you're just plain old... 486 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:50,031 [both] Shellfish. 487 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:52,158 I know, it's terrible. You have... 488 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,826 - [Jo] Hot dog time! - Oh, my God! 489 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:57,455 - Hot dog's here. Joey's the sausage. - Joey, you scared me! 490 00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:58,789 This is cozy. 491 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,793 [announcer] Top of the sixth, and it's still tied up at two-two. 492 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:06,380 Two outs and a runner on second, the Belles are looking to take the lead. 493 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:34,825 Full count. Dove Porter's patented forkball not quite clicking with the Striker. 494 00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:37,620 Can she get them out of this and get that elusive first win? 495 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,890 Come on, girl. You got this. [yells out] Burn it! 496 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,561 [crowd exclaims] 497 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:03,771 [Jess] Come on, Shirley. 498 00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:06,565 Home! Come on! 499 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:09,277 She's out! 500 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,903 - [announcer] What a throw! - Yes! 501 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:12,989 And the Peaches stay alive another inning. 502 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,365 Oh, yeah! 503 00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:16,284 - Nice catch! - Nice. You saw that? 504 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:19,912 We did it! Just like we practiced! 505 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,584 [Carson] Uh, hey, Coach? 506 00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:29,714 I think they're onto the forkball, and it's just not dropping. 507 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:31,257 I think we need to switch it up. 508 00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,592 I'm fine! You're just getting in my head. 509 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:36,429 - I am? - Hey, hey, we're all friends here, okay? 510 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,639 I told you. It starts just like a fastball. 511 00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:41,809 Then the ball's gonna slip from your fingers when you snap your wrist. 512 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:44,562 Right? It's like a hinge. Work with me here. 513 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:47,398 Bottom of the ninth. Two on, two out. 514 00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:51,277 And the Peaches pin their hopes on... Cohen. Really? 515 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,529 You should tell him to pinch-hit Ana. 516 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,156 'Cause I had a sandwich earlier, and it turned. 517 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,533 Shirley, you had a peanut butter sandwich. It's fine. You got this. 518 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:58,576 - You're okay. - It turned though. 519 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,411 It... Peanut butter does not turn. You're good. 520 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,455 Listen, just do it like we did in practice, okay? 521 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,290 Like... [whispers] a French hooker. 522 00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:06,417 - French hooker. - [Carson] Here we go! 523 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:08,627 You got this. Come on! 524 00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:09,795 You got it! 525 00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:11,714 [crowd cheering] 526 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,304 [crowd quietens] 527 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:34,403 [crowd cheers] 528 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,699 [player] Shirley! 529 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,534 Shirley, run! 530 00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:52,129 - Safe! - The Peaches win! The Peaches win! 531 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:54,590 They pulled Garcia out of that fox hole. 532 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,467 Dove Porter found some magic today. 533 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,010 I'm a great coach. 534 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:05,351 Shirley! Shirley! Shirley! 535 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:06,769 [all cheering] 536 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:09,980 No, thank you. It really was all of us. It was me physically, my body, 537 00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:12,525 but it was the support system that I had. 538 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:13,692 [chuckles] 539 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:15,111 Good job, friend. 540 00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:17,071 - Cheers! - Cheers! 541 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,989 [players continue to chatter] 542 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:23,452 How did you do that? 543 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:25,246 [all cheering] 544 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,248 No, it's a throw. It's a throw. 545 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:28,707 - Unlike any other. - Oh, man. 546 00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,335 - Oh, my... - [Greta laughs] 547 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:34,213 - This is my favorite one. - Here you go. 548 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,548 - Oh, no. - Aw. 549 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,758 I need to like... My dress needs to slow down. 550 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,344 Yikes. Thank you. 551 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:47,017 Friends can mean a lot of different things. 552 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:53,607 - Stop it. I'm not like you. Stop. - What? 553 00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:56,318 I'm normal. Stop. 554 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,365 Or maybe you're just an asshole. 555 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:03,451 Greta... 556 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:13,502 Chapman! Chapman! 557 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:22,136 Congrats. You're on days starting tomorrow. 558 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:23,721 - Wait, what? - It's a good thing. 559 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:26,056 We got another batch of P-51 Mustangs coming in, 560 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,641 and Fowkes wants you with him. 561 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:28,976 [stammering] No. I'm more of a night owl. 562 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:31,770 You're gonna have to be a day owl. That's a thing, right? 563 00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:34,315 - Huh? - [Max laughs nervously] 564 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,945 Oh, no. 565 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,742 Okay. Okay. 566 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,702 [Guy] We talk about everything. Usually. 567 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,079 Well, it's like she's keeping secrets from me now. 568 00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,623 I just don't understand. 569 00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:55,169 Hey, uh, is Mama around? I wanna talk to her about something. 570 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:57,087 At the market. You okay? 571 00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,631 Yeah. 572 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,633 Wait, what are you two talking about? 573 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:01,926 Uh, dogs. 574 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,052 - Wrench handles. - [Guy] Yeah. 575 00:30:03,344 --> 00:30:04,512 Huh. 576 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:12,811 I don't think Clance wanted to tell me 'cause she's scared I'll be a bad father. 577 00:30:12,895 --> 00:30:14,271 Hell, I'm scared, too. 578 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:16,941 What should I do? 579 00:30:22,196 --> 00:30:25,533 When Toni was pregnant, her daddy sat me down with an egg 580 00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:30,746 and he said, "Son, this represents the most precious thing in the world." 581 00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:33,207 - Breakfast? - No, not breakfast. 582 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:35,167 A new life. 583 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:39,964 And if you can care for it and keep it from breaking, well, 584 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:43,050 then you'll know you're ready to be a good father. 585 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,302 For how long? 586 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:48,055 As long as it takes. 587 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:53,644 [sighs] 588 00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,568 - Oh, hey, Guy! Oh! - Hey! Oh, uh... 589 00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:01,944 Hey, hey, Miss Toni. Um... 590 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,113 - Okay. - All right, Mr. Edgar! I'll see you. 591 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:06,574 - Keep an eye on that. - I will, I promise. 592 00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:07,616 [kisses] 593 00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:11,579 Not the egg again. 594 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:15,749 - [laughs] Come on, let me have my fun. - Oh, Lord. That boy is nervous. 595 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,751 - Did you see the look in his eyes? - I did. 596 00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:19,587 - [both laughing] - Oh, hey, baby. 597 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:23,007 Hey, Mama. You got a minute? I want to talk to you about something. 598 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:26,427 I do. You wanna walk with me to the salon? 599 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:27,970 - Yeah. - Okay. 600 00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:32,683 You know how you always used to say, "To whom much is given... 601 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:34,810 - [both] "Much is expected." - Mm-hmm. 602 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,395 Right, um... 603 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:41,108 And you and Daddy have given me so much. Which I appreciate, deeply. 604 00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:42,526 I know that, Maxine. 605 00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:44,361 And I want to live up to those expectations. 606 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,071 I know you do, Maxine. 607 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:51,076 [Toni] I see how hard you've been working. 608 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,287 You're taking the business seriously 609 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:54,955 and I wanted to show you 610 00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:56,874 that I'm taking you seriously, too. 611 00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,500 Uh... 612 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,381 I don't know what to say. 613 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:08,886 We're the first Black-owned business in Rockford with one. 614 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,846 They'll probably put us in the paper. 615 00:32:11,055 --> 00:32:13,599 They better, with how much the damn thing cost. 616 00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:16,185 Looks so modern, don't it? 617 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:19,229 It's beautiful, Mama. 618 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:24,818 [announcer on radio] ...could not watch a fast pitch 619 00:32:25,486 --> 00:32:27,738 The arm goes up for the next one. 620 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,199 And ball three. 621 00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:32,034 Hey. 622 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:36,246 I saw the sign. Looks like you're a big deal now. 623 00:32:38,082 --> 00:32:39,875 She just ambushed me with that thing! 624 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,543 I was gonna tell her about the factory. 625 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,420 I had a speech and everything, and then she just... 626 00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:45,464 I need you to do it. 627 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:48,092 - Do what? - Tell her that I need to quit the salon. 628 00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:50,302 Just tell her that your husband needs me to work at his church or... 629 00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:51,303 No, no, no, wait! 630 00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:53,013 Tell her that I burned off a piece of your hair 631 00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:54,306 because she will fire me for that. 632 00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:56,141 Have you lost your mind? 633 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:58,143 I can't go rifling around in your business. 634 00:32:58,227 --> 00:32:59,436 People'll start talking. 635 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:03,190 [sighs] Keep your mess to yourself. I got my own life to worry about. 636 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,317 You call that a life? [scoffs] 637 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:09,947 Hanging on some man's arm while you sneak around behind his back. 638 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,448 [huffs] 639 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,618 At least I'm honest with myself. 640 00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:16,745 You don't get to judge me, Max. 641 00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:19,707 God might, but not you. 642 00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:22,876 Good luck with the salon. 643 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:26,714 [door opens and closes] 644 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,552 [classical piano music playing] 645 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,807 - [Maybelle] Well, give us a spin! - [Greta] Who, me? 646 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:37,933 - Yeah! - Ooh! 647 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,184 [all laughing] 648 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,270 You look like Vivien Leigh. 649 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:43,230 No, more like Paulette Goddard. 650 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:44,898 Va-va-voom! 651 00:33:44,982 --> 00:33:46,608 Cut it out, you scamp! 652 00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:53,198 Miss Gill. As of about two hours ago, I'm now indisposed... 653 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,702 [clears throat] 654 00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:00,122 Menstrually. 655 00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:05,294 So I may need to postpone your date unless I can find a suitable replacement. 656 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:06,920 Not a problem. I'll go. 657 00:34:07,129 --> 00:34:09,214 No, no, you'll just crack me up. 658 00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:11,508 Carson'll go. 659 00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:13,844 - Me? - Yeah. 660 00:34:14,595 --> 00:34:16,513 Yeah. It'll be fun. You're married, and 661 00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:18,056 that's what friends are for, right? 662 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,477 Very well. Take Shirley with you, also. 663 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:23,771 Safety in numbers, 664 00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:28,776 and she'll be sure to keep the date appropriately non-sexual. 665 00:34:29,651 --> 00:34:31,278 It would be a profound honor. 666 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:32,863 Great! 667 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:33,906 - Uh... - It's okay. 668 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:35,908 [both laughing] 669 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:37,534 Go ahead. You can tug it. 670 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:38,786 [grunts, laughs] 671 00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:41,163 You see? People think it's a toupee. 672 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:44,917 But, no, it's just always been naturally this thick ever since I was a baby. 673 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,210 I can tell it's real. It's beautiful. 674 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,962 Oh, I would love to see a baby with a head of hair like that. 675 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,672 - Oh. - Mmm. 676 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,466 [both laughing] 677 00:34:53,217 --> 00:34:56,470 So, tell me, Vernon, what brought you to Beyer Field? 678 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:59,139 Oh, wait, let me guess, the short skirts? 679 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,518 The game! I mean, 680 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:06,647 you ladies play with more heart than any guy I've ever seen. 681 00:35:07,064 --> 00:35:08,232 And that win? 682 00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:09,650 - [Greta] Mmm. - Amazing. 683 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:14,571 - Mm-hmm. - But I must say, the skirts don't hurt. 684 00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:16,156 Ooh. [chuckles] 685 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,325 Well, the skirts do hurt though. 686 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:20,786 You should see my thigh. It's like ground chuck. 687 00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,289 - I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to talk... - No. 688 00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:25,624 That's all right. Thank you for sharing. 689 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:27,334 Got excited. Went over the line. 690 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,419 I just wish I hadn't ordered the burger though! 691 00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:31,547 Oh! The burger! 692 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,132 [both laughing] 693 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:38,512 It's so nice to have a good sense of humor. I miss that. 694 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:41,932 You know what? Shirl, why don't we go hang in the bar 695 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:43,725 and leave these two lovebirds alone? 696 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:46,770 Oh, but shoot! Carson, rules are rules, right? 697 00:35:46,854 --> 00:35:50,440 And, unfortunately, we got those rules. You gotta stay, so... 698 00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:54,653 Maybe you guys should just sit here and try to be... normal. 699 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,741 [Vernon] Never been on a date with three women before, so it's an experience. 700 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:00,909 [Greta chuckles] 701 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,077 [clears throat] 702 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,289 I would like to stay. 703 00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:11,420 Mmm. So, Vernon, what do you do when you're not watching me play? 704 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,131 Well, I'm sure he does a lot of things because 705 00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:16,341 the world does not revolve around you. 706 00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:19,177 I'm so excited to find out from him, though. 707 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,680 Uh, I'm a veterinarian, actually. 708 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:22,931 Hold on. 709 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:25,267 You look like this and you're a doctor? 710 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:29,438 - Yeah. It's true. - Hubba, hubba, hubba. Lucky me. 711 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,982 Doctor is being used pretty loosely right now. 712 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,525 More like hamster doctor. 713 00:36:33,609 --> 00:36:35,527 Whoever comes into the clinic, I'll treat them. 714 00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:36,987 - Whoever? - So, hamsters... 715 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:40,115 - And if a person comes in? - Well, I'm not gonna treat a human. 716 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,199 What do you think a veterinarian is? 717 00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:44,494 Very different level of doctor. 718 00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:47,456 - I have a diploma on the wall. - [Greta] That's right. [laughs] 719 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:51,001 I don't think I've ever met anyone like you, you know that? 720 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,002 [Vernon exhales] 721 00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:54,087 - [Vernon] Really? - [Greta] Mm-hmm. 722 00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:55,464 Excuse me. 723 00:36:57,299 --> 00:37:01,178 You know, I just remembered, I have been on a date with three women before. 724 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:05,140 It was myself, my mother, my Aunt Fanny, and, uh, Mosha Frankell. 725 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,435 Did not go well. He got very angry, very agitated. 726 00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:11,563 - I'm gonna actually slip by you, okay? - Oh. 727 00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:13,649 [muffled music playing] 728 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:18,612 You were the one who said you wanted to just be friends. 729 00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:22,324 This is your fault. You kissed me. You did this to me. 730 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:23,700 I was fine before I met you. 731 00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:26,203 You were not fine and you know it. 732 00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:28,538 What do you want from me? What? 733 00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:32,417 Do you want me to say that I'm jealous? That I have feelings for you? Fine. I do. 734 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,878 - Finally. - But I have a life, I have a husband. 735 00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:40,175 I can't just burn it down. I meant what I said, I'm not like you, Greta. 736 00:37:48,392 --> 00:37:50,102 Yeah, I guess you're not. 737 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:53,897 [door opens and closes] 738 00:37:57,234 --> 00:37:59,569 - [all laughing] - It gets me every time. 739 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:05,075 Stop the car with the brake, boy. And make you proud. 740 00:38:05,993 --> 00:38:07,494 [speaking Spanish] Look, no more! 741 00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:10,998 You can't even order off a menu. Since when do you joke? 742 00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:13,834 Well, I'm funny, you know? 743 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:17,546 If only you bothered to take a second to talk to me, 744 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,464 you would have realized it. 745 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,633 Do you know what I do know? 746 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:26,013 That, for a week, every time I wake up, you are not in your bed. 747 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:30,600 [speaking English] I mean, imagine if we knew what she was saying half the time. 748 00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:32,894 [speaking Spanish] What's going on? 749 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:35,897 Wait, I'll explain it to you... 750 00:38:36,023 --> 00:38:37,607 Come on, come on. 751 00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:41,570 [Shirley] Oh, Carson, I'm really overwhelmed. Really overwhelmed. 752 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:44,823 You do realize I was left alone unsupervised with Vernon 753 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,158 for easily 11 minutes. 754 00:38:46,283 --> 00:38:47,993 And there was transmission, and there was energy, 755 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,995 and there was eye contact, and I was alone. 756 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,039 - There was transmission? - Yes. 757 00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:54,332 - What does that mean? - It's ambiguous. 758 00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:56,918 I'm dwelling in the ambiguity right now and I'm wound up. 759 00:38:57,044 --> 00:38:58,253 - Okay. - Carson. 760 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,421 [speaking Spanish] Come with me. 761 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,423 [Shirley, in English] When you're alone with a man like that 762 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,800 and there's sustained eye contact, 763 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:06,845 that is initiation. And I really wish you wouldn't leave me alone. 764 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,483 [speaking Spanish] Fucking traitor. 765 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:21,318 What the hell were you thinking, telling her? 766 00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:22,694 I was only trying to help. Your arm is messed up. 767 00:39:22,778 --> 00:39:24,071 Is that right? Thank you very much. 768 00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:32,496 [scoffs] 769 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,832 [speaking English] Well, now you know my secret. 770 00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,002 I know yours. 771 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:41,755 Um... 772 00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,341 I know about the practices. 773 00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:47,052 Hey, so jealous you had to go behind my back? 774 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:51,598 - Okay, we're going behind Dove's back. Not yours. - Wow. Mm-hmm. 775 00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,142 It's not like any of us can talk to you about anything. 776 00:39:54,226 --> 00:39:55,393 He's the only person you listen to. 777 00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:57,604 Yeah, because Dove actually cares about me. 778 00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:59,439 Yeah, it really looks like he does. 779 00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:01,525 You're never gonna make it through the season pitching like this. 780 00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:04,236 Okay, Carson, leave me alone, okay? I'm gettin' ahead of it. 781 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:06,488 Ask Dove to rest you. Just for a little. 782 00:40:06,655 --> 00:40:09,783 - Clearly, you're hiding and this injury... - You know what I can see? 783 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:13,370 All you guys missing every time I come down for breakfast. 784 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:15,997 Don't act like you care now. 785 00:40:16,957 --> 00:40:21,253 [sighs] We need you. Just, for us, ask him to rest you. 786 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:24,840 I'll think about it. 787 00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:26,967 Good. 788 00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,302 Is that it? 789 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:32,055 Yeah, that's it. 790 00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:33,849 - Great. - Great. 791 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:40,981 Fuck. 792 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:43,650 [announcer] Welcome back, fans. 793 00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:48,029 Let's see if the Peaches can continue their momentum from their first victory 794 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,365 in this series against the Racine Belles. 795 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,077 Wait. What're you doing? 796 00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:56,371 Dove told me I was starting. He says you need to rest. 797 00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:05,505 Don't ever go behind my back. 798 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:18,393 [pastor] Let us give thanks to God 799 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:23,231 for a miraculous week of love and compassion. 800 00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:24,816 [applause] 801 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:25,859 [pastor chuckling] 802 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:34,242 - Why aren't you ushering? - You'll see. 803 00:41:34,451 --> 00:41:37,579 I would like ask one of my flock to give testimony. 804 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:42,167 Miss Toni, why don't you come on up and testify for us. 805 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,835 [applause] 806 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:45,879 Come on. 807 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:54,679 Thank you, Pastor, and thanks to God for his grace. 808 00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:56,014 Amen! 809 00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:59,351 Although sometimes I don't feel like I deserve all of it. 810 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,228 You see, I'm a little stubborn. [chuckles] 811 00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:02,729 [laughter] 812 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,981 [Toni] But God has helped me. 813 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:09,194 Didn't want to be weighed down with no husband, but... 814 00:42:10,904 --> 00:42:16,034 God brought me a fine-looking man who loves me. 815 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,452 [Toni chuckles] 816 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:21,164 And no one thought that I could own my own business. 817 00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:22,415 But God did. 818 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:27,128 Mm-hmm. Wouldn't quit until I opened my own salon. 819 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:31,633 Every day, he pushed me on my path. 820 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,345 He guided me towards my own journey. 821 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:39,391 My own purpose. As I'm sure he has done for all of us. Amen. 822 00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:41,309 - Amen! - [Toni] All right! All right. 823 00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:44,229 [gospel song playing] 824 00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,149 [max sobbing] 825 00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:00,829 What's wrong, baby? 826 00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:02,872 Honey. Oh! 827 00:43:02,956 --> 00:43:04,082 [Max sobs] 828 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:09,004 I got a job. 829 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,422 What'd you say? 830 00:43:14,301 --> 00:43:17,637 I got a job at the screw factory. 831 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,268 It was the only way that I could get on the team. 832 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:25,520 The only way that they would let me play. 833 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:27,480 Mm-hmm? 834 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,816 He's pushing me, Mama. 835 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,820 God is pushing me, just like you. 836 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:36,031 I have a gift. 837 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:41,786 Why would he give me this gift if it wasn't my path? 838 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,388 [Max sobbing] 839 00:44:08,188 --> 00:44:10,357 - [Guy] Home, sweet home. - [Clance] Thank you, baby. 840 00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:17,614 Poor Max, huh? No fun bearing bad news. 841 00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:30,001 - Clance, baby. - Yeah? 842 00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,504 This isn't bad news, I promise. 843 00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:35,131 Hey. You can tell me. 844 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,176 What, that... That I'm hungry or... 845 00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:39,427 - Clance. - What? 846 00:44:39,511 --> 00:44:40,470 I already know. 847 00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:44,724 - You do? You know? - Yeah, yeah, baby. It's a blessing. 848 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,435 I mean, yeah, it happened sooner than we planned. 849 00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:49,479 - But we have this house and... - What are you talking about? 850 00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:50,688 The baby. 851 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:54,025 Isn't that what you've been hiding from me? 852 00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:57,404 I'm... I'm not pregnant. 853 00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:00,949 Hold on. 854 00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:07,789 All right, okay. Here. 855 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,335 Camp Grande. 856 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,842 [stammering] Is this a draft notice? 857 00:45:19,426 --> 00:45:23,054 This says I'm supposed to report for my physical in two days. 858 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:26,099 - How long have you had this? - A week. 859 00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:27,183 A week? 860 00:45:27,684 --> 00:45:29,477 And when the hell were you planning to tell me? 861 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,439 I don't know, I hadn't thought it that far through 862 00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:35,733 because you were so happy after the crab and the party. 863 00:45:35,817 --> 00:45:40,697 - So, I thought I'd just put it in the comic... - Clance, baby. This is serious! 864 00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:43,867 - They lock guys up for not reporting. - I know. I know. I just... 865 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,286 I couldn't tell you. 866 00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,246 I couldn't get it out. I just... 867 00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:50,206 'Cause if I told you, then it would be real. 868 00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:52,292 And then you would go and I didn't want you to go. 869 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:54,919 - I don't know what to do. I didn't know what to do. - It's okay. 870 00:45:55,003 --> 00:45:55,879 What are we gonna do? 871 00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:57,589 - [Clance] I'm sorry. I know. - [Guy] It's all right. 872 00:45:57,672 --> 00:45:59,966 [Clance] I love you. What are we gonna do? 873 00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:01,801 [crowd cheering] 874 00:46:01,885 --> 00:46:03,511 [announcer] It's been a rough afternoon 875 00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:06,639 for Rockford's usually reliable Spanish Striker. 876 00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:14,814 [crowd groans] 877 00:46:23,198 --> 00:46:24,240 She's fine. 878 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,828 [booing] 879 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,062 [crowd groans] 880 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,981 [announcer] The Spanish Striker's control gets away from her again. 881 00:46:57,065 --> 00:46:57,941 Time. 882 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,027 [crowd booing] 883 00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:06,032 Terri. 884 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:10,119 [crowd cheering] 885 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:31,182 [Dove] Let's go, Peaches. 886 00:47:32,225 --> 00:47:34,561 [announcer] Hope to see you back at the ballpark, folks. 887 00:47:34,644 --> 00:47:36,604 Better luck next time to the Peaches. 888 00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:40,358 What the hell are you doing? 889 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:41,693 I thought that you would catch it. 890 00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:44,779 - With my back turned? - It was for Lupe. 891 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,490 - You humiliated her back there. - She got into her head. 892 00:47:47,574 --> 00:47:50,326 No, you did. With that stupid pitch. 893 00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:52,912 - Your forkball isn't even what made you great. - Oh, really? 894 00:47:52,996 --> 00:47:55,164 My dad took me to one of the games you played St. Louis. 895 00:47:55,248 --> 00:47:57,667 Your fastball was like lightning. 896 00:47:57,792 --> 00:48:00,378 I mean, and your curve? I mean, we talked about that all weekend. 897 00:48:00,587 --> 00:48:03,131 That's great. All anyone remembered was the bird. 898 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,550 And it wasn't even a dove. It was just a freaking pigeon. 899 00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:08,386 Sorry, but you got to play. That's all we're asking of you. 900 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:11,389 Come on, this isn't even real baseball, kid. 901 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:12,557 [Carson] 'Cause you won't let it be. 902 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,019 Do you have any idea what we've given up to be here? 903 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,396 This is our one shot. 904 00:48:19,147 --> 00:48:20,565 What do you want from me, Shaw? 905 00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:22,400 A coach would be nice. 906 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:25,737 But if you can't do that, then stop standing in our way. 907 00:48:26,613 --> 00:48:31,367 Oh, and for future reference, a dove is a pigeon. 908 00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:38,666 What? 909 00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:44,047 Carson? Phone, it's your husband! Hurry! 910 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:45,089 Excuse me. 911 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,592 [Charlie] Carson. Carson, is that you? 912 00:48:47,675 --> 00:48:50,386 Oh, my God, Charlie. I haven't heard your voice in so long. 913 00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:51,471 - Thank God. - [Carson laughs] 914 00:48:51,763 --> 00:48:55,642 I got your number from Meg. I had to bribe the aide-de-camp for the line, 915 00:48:55,725 --> 00:48:57,226 so we only have a minute. 916 00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:59,687 Hello? Carson, hello? 917 00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:03,024 Charlie. About the letter, I'm so sorry. 918 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:04,776 When I wrote it, I wasn't myself. And I... 919 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,153 - And I just... - Letter? No, I didn't get one. 920 00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:10,323 Honestly, I don't even know if it'll make it to me 'cause I've been on the move. 921 00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:11,824 I just got to Dublin. 922 00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:14,285 Dublin? Uh, what're you doing there? 923 00:49:14,494 --> 00:49:17,914 Uh, well, I just asked for a little leave before they sent me home. 924 00:49:17,997 --> 00:49:19,248 I even went to Lough Gill. 925 00:49:19,332 --> 00:49:22,418 Get this. I saw a tree, looks just like Meg when she's mad. 926 00:49:22,835 --> 00:49:27,006 [chuckles] Wait, so, are you just hanging out? 927 00:49:27,090 --> 00:49:28,841 I mean, when are you getting home? 928 00:49:28,925 --> 00:49:32,220 Uh, well, I don't have a date of transport yet, but... 929 00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:35,223 being here has really got me straight. 930 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:38,518 And it's made me think about all the things I want to see, to live. 931 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:41,688 [sighs] I feel like I'm awake, you know what I mean? 932 00:49:43,398 --> 00:49:44,440 Carson? 933 00:49:44,732 --> 00:49:46,776 Yeah. I do. 934 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,028 I just want so much more for us, Car, 935 00:49:49,112 --> 00:49:51,239 more adventure, more life. 936 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:54,033 - I don't want to waste a drop of it. - More adventure. 937 00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:55,660 I want that too. 938 00:49:56,744 --> 00:49:58,246 It's going to be so much better. 939 00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:00,415 [phone line crackling] 940 00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:01,666 Charlie? 941 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:03,084 Ch... 942 00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:04,502 Carson? 943 00:50:04,585 --> 00:50:06,003 [phone line crackling] 944 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:07,463 [sighs] 945 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:18,433 [clears throat] 946 00:50:30,737 --> 00:50:31,863 [sighs] 947 00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:40,872 [♪ Janis Ian: "Sweet Misery"] 948 00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,293 Hi, I just wanted... 949 00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:52,091 Um, to come in 'cause I found, um, 950 00:50:52,175 --> 00:50:53,259 a rash... 951 00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:56,012 on me. 952 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:59,932 And if you could come and look at it, 953 00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:01,726 that would be great. 954 00:51:04,187 --> 00:51:06,147 - Okay. - Spots or bumps? 955 00:51:37,637 --> 00:51:39,722 [song continues] 956 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:35,862 [instrumental music playing]