Love.
It's the center of our lives.
But our lives have changed.
The world has evolved around us.
I should know. I'm Byron Gogol.
And at Gogol Tech, we evolve communication.
We've created your phones, your computers, your software,
and now it's time for love to evolve too.
Now you and your loved one can truly come together.
Every thought, every feeling, shared.
Your brains, fully connected.
A network of two.
We made it possible because you were...
Made for Love.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck! Ow!
Fuck!
Hey.
That was good?
So good.Mm.
Are you good?
Do you want me to...
I'm fine.
I'm gonna go swim with Zelda
before they come for me.
You're the one who matters.
So I wanted to ask you,
how do you feel about singing tonight?
What do you say?
Give them the full show?
Sure.
These riots are the latest display
of Gogol's dominance across the globe.
Wow, the mini tablet release last night
caused customers to riot in several countries.
You gotta see this chaos. They're losing their mind.
Congratulations.
Oh, four injured in London, seven in Munich.
You gotta listen to this.
As with every launch,
rumors of a public appearance
by the reclusive CEO proved unfounded.
Byron Gogol and wife Hazel have not been seen
outside the walls of the Hub,
Gogol's tech campus, in ten years.
Why would we ever leave the Hub?
You should send free tablets to the 11 who were injured.
That's a brilliant idea, noodle.
I know.
Ah.
Dork Patrol's here.
Duty calls.
Top of the morning.
Big day today.
I get the jitters on these big event days, you know?
I don't know why.
I guess it's something like
that first-day-of-school feeling.
How did Zelda's swim go?
Did she seem distracted at all?
Not at all, why?
Wha--is there a problem with her data reading?
No, her data read is fine.
No, she's just, um,
she's unhappy.
Well, cheer her up.
I'll see you tonight.
You wanna try to loosen them up before I get there?
Yeah, I know the drill.
Love you.
I love you too, noodle.
Hi, stop! Stop, stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay.
So you're not gonna say nothing?
What?
Rise and grind!
You're listening to Morning Wood with El Perro.
On Q109.1.
Are you El Perro?
Are you for serious?
You been living under a rock or something?
Basically.
I haven't seen real money in ten years.
Hello, Hazel. It's time for your nap.
All right, all right.
You're kidding yourself, Herb.
No way this thing flies.
It's gonna fly eventually.
Spark plug.
Just tell him you changed your mind
and you want the station wagon back.
You know, when I get this working--
and I will-- and all the ladies come around,
and they start begging for a ride to the clouds,
you're gonna be sorry that you weren't nicer to me.
Well, it would be easier to get the station wagon
in the sky than this thing.
Are you okay, honey?
Oh.
Jesus, Herb, what's in here?
That's a little moonshine.
I thought it was water.
You should know with your dad it's never water.
I didn't know you wanted water!
Is that what you wanted?
Hello, Hazel.
It's time for your appointment with Bennett.
I prefer sample three.
Amazing taste.
And...
this last little guy is straight from Byron.
Um, he's wondering if you might confirm your response
to questions four and five
in review of orgasm 3,248.
Why?
You gave five stars
in response to "Please rate mood following orgasm."
Would you like to amend that?
Uh, no, because my mood was five stars
following this morning's orgasm.
It's still five stars. It's five stars right now.
Uh, just initial right there then.
And that is all for today, Mrs. G.
Easy pussy. Eaty pussy.
It's "easy-peasy."
Easy-peasy. Yeah.
Thank you.
Good luck tonight. The board loves you.
You're Byron's secret weapon.
Why are we stopping?
End of the line, little mermaid.
I gotta get to work.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, so, um,
I'm--I'm--I'm in danger,
and I need to keep moving.
Oh.
Here you go. You look like you could use it.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ah.
Hi. I'm Hazel Green.
Hi, I'm Hazel Green.
Hazel Green. Green. Green.
Hi!
Hi. Oh.
Hello. - Hazel.
How are you?Good.
Listen, what's the announcement
Byron's gonna make today?
Can you give me a hint?
Why all the secrecy this time?
Joe, you know, honestly, I would tell you
if I knew, but...
I'm just here for the booze.
I'll see you up there.
Thank you.
What are we looking at?
Oh, we were just saying
how we just can't tell that this is fake.
Oh, yes. Well...
Look in the, uh...
the clouds don't move, right,
in the corners of the cubes.
Oh.Shh.
Byron, honey.
You're late to your own fucking board meeting?
I mean, come on.
You've been lying to me.
Welcome back to the Hub!
Thank you, thank you all for coming,
and I also wanna thank our international board members
in different time zones for joining us
in the middle of the night.
I--I promise, uh,
it will be worth it.
You are all here
because you share an interest in the future.
And you have trusted me and my vision.
But Gogol is not a "me" anymore.
It's a "we."
Is he actually going to acknowledge us?
That must be why he didn't share this speech
with us ahead of time.
The future of Gogol is a partnership,
and I'm about to tell you why.
I would like to invite someone up on stage.
Hazel Gogol.
Oh, here she comes.
Don't be shy. Come on.
Made for Love is operational.
What is he doing?
Is that true?No.
I know what you're thinking.
What does that mean?
What is the next step?
Who will be the first human couple to connect?
Comingled hearts,
comingled minds,
comingled identities.
Secrets dismantled.
Pure. Union.
What the fuck are you doing?
Hazel and I are users one.
Tomorrow, friends,
Hazel and I will get our chips implanted.
One of them will die if they try to synchronize.
Even with dolphins, we only have a one-way transmission.
Just like the chip in Zelda's brain.
We can only see what she sees.
It's no better than a spy-cam.
Two bodies will remain, just like you see today,
but our minds will be one.
Clap! It--
Thank you.
Hazel Green.
Hazel!
It's me, Lyle.
Just dropping by the old haunt
to grab a quick bite.
You know, I used to dance here.
I'm kidding.
Actually, I'm, uh, I'm here to help.
I managed to lock down the Hub temporarily.
Give us a head start.
I just wanna tell you that I am on your side.
Fuck you, Lyle.
Do you think I'm a fucking idiot?
You're just gonna drag me back
so that Byron can put a chip in my brain.
Hey.
I swear I'm not.
And listen, about that chip.
That--Hazel.
Wait. Wait!
I have something really important to tell you.
Hazel! Hazel!
Hazel.
You hear what I said?
I said--
Holy shit, Lyle, I--
I'm so fucking sorry!
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait! Stop!
Oh, noodle.
Yes, Byron?
How do you call your lover boy?
Come here, lover boy.
And if he doesn't answer?
Oh, lover boy.
Oh, and if he still doesn't answer?
I simply say...
Where are we?
Twin Sands.
You said that's home, didn't you?
What a fuckin' shithole.
All right, all right, all right, man.
Hey, lady, can I-- can I talk to you?
No. No, no, no.
Whoa, it's--it's cool.
There's a man on my phone who said he knows you.
Are you Hazel?
Look, I'm just saying, he knows you're on my street,
and that you're staring at me right now.
He wanna talk to you.
What's his name?
He said he fuckin' Byron Gogol.
You tell him...
too late.
Hey, she said you too late.
What?
Dude, ain't no way I'm saying that.
Because it's corny.
Ah--all right. Ah--all right.
Relax, man.
He--he says you're very valuable to him.
Oh, tell him, "Fuck you!"
Fuck you!
Yeah, she pissed, man.
What?
Where did that nickname even come from?
All right.
Wow.
"Noodle, you're not safe."
Tell him I am now.
Says she is now.
What the...
He says you're Made for Love.
You're already Made for Love.
What the fuck did you just say?
The chip.
Hey, what that even mean?
No, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no.
Dad. Dad!
Already did it.
You already did it.
You fuck!
Get the fuck out of my head!
Dad!
Dad?
Dad!
What?
Oh. - What?
Oh. Oh.
Oh, shit.
I thought you were an intruder.
No.
Just me.
Welcome home.
Hazel!