Dad?
There's scope for admission in a college in Ahmedabad.
I want to stay there alone
so I can become responsible.
You were a little boy
with a tiny face.
I was the one who introduced you
to chewing betel nut.
Now you've grown your wings
and you'd rather get scolded by a warden and not your dad!
Answer me. Isn't Bhopal good enough for you
that you want to go Ahmedabad?
Amit,
no father talks like that!
Who feeds betel nuts to kids?
Cut! Amit is improvising!
You should too.
Listen, just rehearse your lines
or you'll be done for.
Heard that?
Perfection needs no improvement.
Focus on your lines.
-Anuj, get started. -Okay.
Be more confident.
Don't look so nervous.
-Make sure you smile. -Don't forget to breathe.
Yes.
-Ready? -Go for it.
Ritu?
Do you have anything to add?
No,
it's all good.
Fine, let's do it. Ready.
Ritu,
you can tell me if something is wrong.
I'm an audience actor.
Anuj, this is a waste of time.
What do we do then?
Ritu,
you're leaving for Ahmedabad in 15 days.
I'll find a way out before you leave.
Please trust me.
All right,
let's try again.
Okay, once more.
Amit, please refer the script.
Don't worry, virgin lad!
Dad,
there's scope for admission in a college in Ahmedabad.
I want to stay there alone so I can become responsible.
Thank you, dad.
I knew you'd understand.
785, 996, plus 675,
plus 891.
Plus 212...
Dad, I have something to say.
Go on.
Add another 88 to this.
Are you aware of the average package in Bhopal college this year?
Just 500,000!
It used to be a great college when you were young.
But now it has lost its charm.
As per my research,
I can get into a good college in Ahmedabad easily.
The average package there starts at a million.
Fine, check out colleges
and apply for admission in engineering field.
Add 14 to it.
Should I take that as a yes?
Yes, go ahead.
I was your age when I came to Bhopal.
-Correct. -It's your decision.
What do you mean it's his decision?
He can barely choose his underwear every morning
so choosing a college is a far cry.
Mom...
Forget all that. I want to know
why you chose Ahmedabad over this city.
She's right.
Well, dad's friend, uncle Ashok
-also studied engineering there. -So? He was a topper!
He would get hired no matter where he studied.
Mom, I just got dad's approval.
Why would he mind?
He's hardly home to see how incompetent his son is!
You will study in Bhopal.
If you want a change,
get some cheese from the store!
Add 8,700.
-Dad, I was... -Listen, son.
Please warm up this tea before you get cheese.
Go on.
To this...
Half kilo.
Wish I could drown in this cup!
Oh dear!
Vinit.
I'm in a terrible mood.
Please leave or you'll regret it.
Brother, heed me or you'll regret it.
Stop!
Listen.
Tell me.
Ideas are like voyages,
like forest fires
altering perceptions and creating new realities.
What rubbish are you blabbering?
It's not rubbish but an idea to convince mom.
Haven't you seen Inception?
-I missed it. -Okay.
You have to plant this idea into mom's mind.
Enough of scrolling reels, brother.
Start watching English movies.
Your bed is so comfy, bro!
Mom, I can't find my phone. Can I use yours?
Found it, mom.
It was in my pocket.
I know Amit's friends who ventured out after 12th.
They're doing great. They've become responsible and confident
while Amit is stuck here.
I'm sure mothers feel great
when their sons venture out.
To be honest,
I feel jealous.
I think you should give Anuj a chance.
Ahmedabad, 2 million package.
-Ahmedabad, 2 million package. -Best College...
Who will go to Ahmedabad like me? Now is your turn.
She's here? Okay.
Ahmedabad...
Ma'am, Ahmedabad's best college.
My brother-in-law studied here and left for good.
Left for good?
He left for America!
A package of 2 million from this college in Ahmedabad.
You seem familiar.
Time to leave.
You must've seen me on radio.
Radio!
Ahmedabad colleges.
Ahmedabad engineering colleges.
What's this?
Now onwards I'll wash my underwears.
Why?
I want to be responsible.
Mr Gupta's son was found drunk in a gutter yesterday.
What are you saying?
This is no age to get drunk!
In my opinion, like Gujarat
this state should also be a dry state.
-Don't you agree? -Yes.
Best colleges, Ahmedabad engineering colleges.
Ahmedabad dry state, Ahmedabad...
Ahmedabad is best for students.
Ahmedabad is a dry state.
Vinit, Amit's mom went over the top.
I think our plan fell through.
Mom, leave that on the bed. I'll keep them.
Okay.
Anuj,
are Ahmedabad colleges still open for admissions?
I guess they are. Why do you ask?
I have begun to feel colleges in Ahmedabad are better.
But
how will you live alone?
I'll manage, mom.
I mean,
kids become responsible
only when they are on their own.
Okay, fill up the form tomorrow.
Yes!
We did it.
Brother?
Yes, I remember double scoops of butter scotch and vanilla.
Plan successful.
Let me inform my girlfriend.
Go on.
Good to see you shopping for your husband today.
I'm shopping for my son, not my husband.
He's moving cities so he better look smart.
Why didn't you say so?
I'll show you great denims.
He'll look dapper.
Have a look.
I don't want girls chasing him!
Which city is he moving to?
Ahmedabad.
Ahmedabad?
It's a great city.
Peaceful.
There's another lady I know who's sending her daughter there.
-I can connect you to her. -Please do that.
I have everyone's number.
I send good morning messages to all.
Hello.
This is called good omen. We were just talking about you.
Her daughter's going to Ahmedabad.
How are you, ma'am?
-My life is hell. -All well?
Ma'am...
Let's go!
Is Ritu also going to Ahmedabad?
Who's Ritu?
I...
I forgot to shampoo!
Anuj...
Anuj, open the door.
Mom.
Don't do that. There's a lizard here.
Come out right now.
Fine, I'll come out. You step back.
Fine, come out, Anuj.
Dear god!
Anuj!
Come out.
-Come out. -Okay...
You lied to your mom for a girl!
-She's right, bro. -You keep quiet.
I know you're in cahoots.
Mom, believe me, I didn't know.
Anuj, either you tell your dad you changed your mind
or I'll tell him the truth.
Think about it.
Yes-man!
Do you know the success rate of long distance relationships?
Oh, I get it.
What you're saying is that our love is special.
Nothing special.
It's just high-school romance.
Only 2% high school relations survive long distance.
What are you trying to say, Ritu?
What I'm saying is that long distance relationship just never works.
I want a mutual break-up.
Mutual...
What's that?
Ritu!
Mutual...
I think Anuj should pay Ritu for therapy.
Really? In that case, Ritu should also pay him.
What?
Poor guy is heartbroken.
Who asked him to propose to her?
Hello! Ritu made the plan to meet secretly.
Hold on.
Should we write happy break-up?
Their first love was unsuccessful.
Is that a good thing?
We can try, right?
I see. What's it called?
Toxic positivity.
Fine, you decide what to write.
Give me 10 seconds.
Who sent a follow request on Insta?
Who brought dessert first?
Who smiled first?
I'm sure she wasn't looking at him.
Who kissed first for efforts?
Whose idea was it?
You're a traveller, you won't stay long.
You'll take the first train to Ahmedabad.
Who writes that on a cake?
There's not enough space.
Give me 10 more seconds.
What happened?
Amit?
Nothing.
It's a break-up party. I'm getting the feels.
Bloody hell!
I'd rather have stayed home to watch news with dad.
Nobody's stopping you. Please go.
-Then we'll party. -You...
Don't mess with me...
Have you gone mad?
Quiet.
Ritu, who made the first move?
It's hard to pinpoint
but there were many moments.
This is a mutual break-up, right?
There's no such thing as a mutual break-up.
The first step to breaking up is a fight.
You're not doing that!
I want
to part on good terms.
Ritu,
good terms means rebound love.
If you don't fight, your love life will go for a toss.
They hardly ever fought.
-How can they fight now? -They have to.
Stop it, guys. Be serious.
Look, they're right about the fight.
Get started. I made time for this.
Start.
Anuj never asks for freebies.
He thinks it's wrong.
And I find that annoying.
Really?
-That's it? -Your turn.
I...
I have nothing to say.
Anuj, I did. Now it's your turn.
You can't force me.
Anuj, please co-operate.
Co-operate?
Ritu, why do you always have the last word?
-Really? -Yes.
This break-up was your idea.
It wasn't me, but all of us.
-Yes. -But this is our relationship.
You always took all decisions for us.
I did that because you can't!
No, Ritu,
I let you take decisions so you could feel special.
Right, I feel so special right now.
It's too much to handle.
It was my fault all along.
Let's see how a dominating girl like you finds an understanding guy.
Wow. Dominating.
Really?
Do you want a medal for being understanding?
It's called doing the bare minimum.
And you know what else is bare minimum?
Respect and we have none left.
Great.
Like always, you decide this too!
It was so easy for you. Congratulations.
Happy break-up.
What now?
-Amit, are these genuine tears? -Get lost.
Keep this too, dear.
Didn't Anuj come to meet you?
-Vineet, if the teacher complains... -I don't understand, mom.
I can't do this. I won't opt for science in 11th.
But you like science.
I did but it's tough.
You can't just give up when things get tough.
If you like it, make efforts.
Then it'll all be easy.
Try again.
Finish this too.
Amit!
Virgin lad,
I'll take 2 business weeks
to get over your break-up.
I'll help you another time.
Amit, I don't have time for this.
Come down with your bike keys.
This is Radio Jazba.
If you got into some scuffle,
I won't help.
Amit...
Ritu...
Hop on.
-Let's go. -Munna, give the other helmet.
Hurry up.
-What's this? -It's a lucky helmet, put it on.
-Go faster. -Yes.
Faster.
Go.
Ritu!
All the best. Helmet...
Haven't you insulted me enough?
Ritu, there was some truth in what I said out of anger.
If not all, you do take most decisions by yourself.
Break-up was also your decision.
You didn't even ask me what I wanted.
A break-up can't be mutual just because you said it.
I accept all your decisions but...
not this one.
You said
only 2% high school relationship survive long distance.
We are that 2%.
Ritu Chauhan,
we won't have street food like before
but we didn't even try other things.
Someone I know said freebies after snacks are the best.
So, Ritu,
will you try free snacks with me?
I thought we'll miss it.
I wouldn't let that happen.
Happy anniversary, Ritu.
See you soon.
See you.