1 00:00:03,936 --> 00:00:05,337 (Bulldogs shouting indistinctly) 2 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:06,605 (Shoresy): Let's crush beers! 3 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:08,974 Everybody fuckin' crushin' beers! 4 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:11,211 (shouting continues) 5 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:15,281 Let's just crush beer! Let's crush beer! 6 00:00:15,381 --> 00:00:17,383 (shouting continues) 7 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:21,286 Hey! Get a fuckin' beer in ya! Let's crush beers! 8 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,255 - Hey! - Quoi? 9 00:00:23,355 --> 00:00:26,426 We came in the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, 10 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:28,093 and we leave... 11 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,063 the best team in the league, ever! 12 00:00:31,163 --> 00:00:33,365 (Bulldogs cheer loudly) 13 00:00:35,868 --> 00:00:37,770 Shoresy, how do you feel when we lose? 14 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,773 - I wanna kill myself. - That's maybe a bit extreme. 15 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,441 - No, really, I wanna die. - We get it, slut. 16 00:00:42,541 --> 00:00:44,477 I'm serious. I go to bed at night thinking maybe 17 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,379 it's better if I don't wake up, 'cause at least then 18 00:00:46,478 --> 00:00:49,715 I wouldn't be a fucking loser. - That is why... 19 00:00:50,849 --> 00:00:53,286 we must celebrate the win. 20 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,220 - Fuckin' right! - Relish the victories! 21 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:56,389 (team): Yeah! 22 00:00:56,488 --> 00:00:58,491 And commemorate the triumphs! 23 00:00:58,590 --> 00:01:00,893 (Bulldogs cheer uproariously) 24 00:01:03,295 --> 00:01:05,230 So... 25 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:07,467 we planned a little party for you guys 26 00:01:07,566 --> 00:01:10,136 when we get back to Sudbury. (Bulldogs cheer) 27 00:01:10,235 --> 00:01:13,071 But... there is one rule. 28 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:14,706 - A rule? What? - What? 29 00:01:14,807 --> 00:01:16,809 (Nat): And the rule is... - What the fuck? 30 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,946 You have to have fun! 31 00:01:20,045 --> 00:01:21,613 (team): Yeah! 32 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:22,982 (cheering) 33 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,717 (Shoresy): You fuckin' got me. I was like, rules? 34 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,119 We hate rules. No way. 35 00:01:26,218 --> 00:01:27,520 Yeah, but the rule was to have fun! 36 00:01:27,619 --> 00:01:29,455 - Like, if that's the rule... - Then it's gonna be 37 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:30,756 a good party. - I totally thought you were 38 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,425 comin' in with some fuckin' bummer rule, 39 00:01:32,524 --> 00:01:34,193 and now we're really just gonna crush beers. 40 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:35,862 (team): Yeah! Woo! 41 00:01:35,961 --> 00:01:38,398 No one will ever set this record again, sluts. 42 00:01:38,497 --> 00:01:39,833 They can only tie it. (team): Yeah! 43 00:01:39,932 --> 00:01:42,235 We have the best team in the league, ever! 44 00:01:42,334 --> 00:01:44,270 (team): Yeah! (cheering) 45 00:01:44,369 --> 00:01:46,104 Let's celebrate appropriately! 46 00:01:46,205 --> 00:01:47,740 (Shoresy): Fuck yeah! 47 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,509 (Bulldogs cheer) 48 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,511 (Nat): You guys have the bus all night to safely 49 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:53,846 take you anywhere. - No way. 50 00:01:53,946 --> 00:01:56,082 So, I'll see you at home! 51 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:58,684 (Bulldogs cheer uproariously) 52 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,719 (upbeat club music plays) 53 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:04,724 Well Sanger, let's go 'til we can't go no more. 54 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:07,392 (team cheering) 55 00:02:07,493 --> 00:02:10,429 (music continues) 56 00:02:38,690 --> 00:02:40,627 (♪) 57 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:53,973 (music stops) 58 00:02:54,072 --> 00:02:55,374 24-0! 59 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:57,677 (team cheering indistinctly) 60 00:02:57,777 --> 00:03:00,879 Yo, hey! Hey, hey! We should bring the cup. 61 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,881 - No. - Just crush beers out of it. 62 00:03:02,981 --> 00:03:05,151 - That's sacrilege, Shoresy. - Who cares? We fuckin' won it. 63 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,952 We can do what the fuck we want with it. 64 00:03:07,052 --> 00:03:07,921 (speaking French) 65 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,588 - Who cares? - Bit of a limbo period here 66 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,123 between the regular season and the playoffs, boys. 67 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,026 - Let's bring the cup. - It's technically still ours! 68 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:14,326 - Let's bring it! - Bring the cup. 69 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:16,161 Just crushin' beers! 70 00:03:17,296 --> 00:03:19,933 (upbeat club music resumes) 71 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,366 (Shoresy snoring) 72 00:03:53,465 --> 00:03:56,069 (club music plays in background) 73 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,909 Shoresy, you fuckin' schmelt. 74 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,546 - What're you doin' back there? - Who? 75 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:09,181 What are you doing back there? 76 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:10,616 Blow. 77 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:13,585 Shoresy. (Shoresy): Just crushin' beers. 78 00:04:13,685 --> 00:04:16,421 Get up, you fuckin' plug. (Shoresy): Hammerin' beers. 79 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:18,625 Shoresy, I've got my tits out. 80 00:04:18,724 --> 00:04:22,561 (Shoresy): Just crushin' beers. - He is fucked. 81 00:04:22,661 --> 00:04:24,529 We can give him a little bit of this. 82 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:26,198 We can't put it up there for him. 83 00:04:26,298 --> 00:04:29,969 Oh, I can. Shoresy, babe, you want a little nose beer? 84 00:04:30,068 --> 00:04:31,871 (crowd cheering) 85 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:33,940 (Dolo): Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 86 00:04:34,039 --> 00:04:36,075 What it do, what it does. I go by the name JoDolo. Sudbury. 87 00:04:36,174 --> 00:04:38,577 Thank you all for coming through. I'd like to get a massive round of applause 88 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:40,445 for the amazing, beautiful, and super-talented 89 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:43,248 Eva Shaw, baby. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 90 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:44,517 (crashing) 91 00:04:44,616 --> 00:04:45,885 I just wanna say a few words here. 92 00:04:45,984 --> 00:04:47,553 - And now-- - I just wanna say a few-- 93 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:49,154 And now the captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 94 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,190 would like to say a few words I guess, so, Shoresy! 95 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,825 Can I say a few words here? I just wanna say a few words 96 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,895 here. Wanna say a few words here to every one of us here. 97 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:57,863 Every one of us here. So, yeah, so, you all came out 98 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,133 tonight, that's good. 'Cause we're doing good. 99 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,068 It's nice everybody came out tonight. That's good. 100 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,837 'Cause we're doing good. So yeah, so, where the fuck 101 00:05:04,936 --> 00:05:07,873 were all of you when we were doing bad? Huh? 102 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:11,243 It's like you're here when we're good, but not when we're bad? Huh? 103 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,445 Didn't see any of you when Nat was gonna fold the team. 104 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:15,080 I said, "Didn't see any of you when Nat was gonna 105 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,782 fold the team." When you were gonna fold the team. 106 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,851 'Cause she was gonna fold team. I said, "Where the fuck 107 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:20,786 were you last year when we were bad?" Huh? 108 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,522 "Where the fuck were all you last year when we were bad?" 109 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:24,991 - Yeah. - I said, "Good to see everybody 110 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,693 out tonight, that's good. 'Cause we're playing good." 111 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,260 - We heard you, bro! - Well, that's good. 112 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:29,796 'Cause we're playing good. - Yes. 113 00:05:29,895 --> 00:05:31,363 I said, "So, you're here when we're good, 114 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:32,731 but not when we're bad?" - We heard you. 115 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,032 I said, "You're here when we're good, 116 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:35,767 but not when we're bad?" "But not when we're bad?" 117 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,637 Do you wanna borrow a bit of ChapStick, Shoresy? 118 00:05:37,736 --> 00:05:39,104 I said, "But oh, everybody's here tonight. That's good." 119 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,873 "But oh, everybody's here tonight, that's good." 120 00:05:40,972 --> 00:05:43,209 "Oh, that's good, everybody's here tonight, that's good." 121 00:05:43,308 --> 00:05:44,476 I said, "Fuck you." 122 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:45,478 "Fuck you." 123 00:05:45,577 --> 00:05:46,746 (deep voice): "Fuck you." 124 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:47,979 (normally): I said, "Fuck you." 125 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,614 What do you think of that, Jim? - Yeah. 126 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:50,683 - Jim? - Yes. 127 00:05:50,782 --> 00:05:51,918 - Jim? - I'm with you, Shoresy. 128 00:05:52,017 --> 00:05:53,786 Always got your back, buddy. - Is he high? 129 00:05:55,587 --> 00:05:56,923 I think he's high. 130 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:00,392 - Where have you been, lady? - Yeah, we thought you'd left. 131 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,762 - Just had a quick bite. - Is he high? 132 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:05,931 - He is? - I think he's high. 133 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,801 - So, he's high. - Confirmed, you guys, 134 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,070 he is definitely high. - Who was he doing that with? 135 00:06:11,169 --> 00:06:13,339 - Me and Frankie. - You were with Frankie? 136 00:06:14,239 --> 00:06:16,976 (Ziig): Is there anymore? - He's gonna fuck this all up. 137 00:06:17,075 --> 00:06:18,277 Drugs kill dreams. 138 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:19,979 He needs something else. 139 00:06:20,512 --> 00:06:21,847 I don't think he needs anything else. 140 00:06:21,947 --> 00:06:23,815 I mean to even him out. Do you have anything? 141 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,385 Just take off the edge a little bit. 142 00:06:25,484 --> 00:06:26,853 Soften him up. 143 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,520 I do. 144 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:31,356 (club music plays in background) 145 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:38,263 (sighs) 146 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:40,500 I feel great. 147 00:06:40,599 --> 00:06:42,000 - Do you? - Huh? 148 00:06:44,936 --> 00:06:47,974 - I feel great, too. - Knows, b'ys. Knows. 149 00:06:48,073 --> 00:06:51,411 This might be the greatest I've ever felt after winning. 150 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:53,145 What do you think of that, Jim? - Yeah. 151 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,479 - Jim? - Yes. 152 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,716 - Jim? - Jim's arm is touching my arm 153 00:06:56,815 --> 00:06:58,885 and usually I'd pull my arm away when that happens but... 154 00:06:58,984 --> 00:07:00,753 Right now, it doesn't feel like the end of the world. 155 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:02,287 What did you give them? 156 00:07:02,387 --> 00:07:03,822 Oh, um... 157 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,092 Ya just pop open one of these bad boys. 158 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,327 - Oh, no, no. No, I'm good. - All right. 159 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,329 And then you wait about half an hour. 160 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,731 - Hmm. - I think I'll have 161 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:14,433 what they're having. - You gave this to all of them? 162 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,635 Yeah, about a half hour ago. 163 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:20,705 Oh, you already had it. 164 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:24,342 - What if I did that? - That's okay. 165 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:25,911 - Hmm? - That's all right. 166 00:07:28,647 --> 00:07:30,716 It's pretty good. 167 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:31,851 Thanks for asking. 168 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:33,351 What if you did that to me, Sanger? 169 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:35,520 - Right now? - Whenever you want to. It's all good. 170 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,222 What's goin' on with your eye there, Shoresy? 171 00:07:37,322 --> 00:07:38,957 Maybe we all massage each other, I don't know. 172 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:40,392 - Massage each other? - Yeah. 173 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:43,061 So, we're all gettin' a massage and givin' a massage. 174 00:07:43,161 --> 00:07:45,630 Maybe we should see if it feels just as good 175 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:48,067 if we just do it to ourselves. 176 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:56,342 No. 177 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,616 This is... better? 178 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,183 - Is it? - It is, yeah. 179 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:07,520 - What did you give them? - No! We don't wanna know. 180 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,621 You're right. I don't think we wanna know. 181 00:08:09,721 --> 00:08:11,123 Do they have any more? 182 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,859 I don't think we should be seeing this. 183 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,794 - Why not? - Uh, I don't think 184 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,561 I can unsee this. (Hitch): B'ys, a massage never 185 00:08:16,661 --> 00:08:17,863 felt so good as what this does. 186 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,264 (Jim 1): Yeah. - It's too weird. 187 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:20,565 Yeah, it is too weird. 188 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,734 (players moaning) - Just weird enough. 189 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:24,136 (Nat): Nope. 190 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,705 I'm really hot. 191 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,205 Is anyone else really hot? 192 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:28,508 - Yeah. - Huh? 193 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:29,541 Take your jacket off. 194 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:30,877 I don't wanna take my jacket off. 195 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:32,777 - Why not? - I like my jacket. 196 00:08:32,878 --> 00:08:34,546 What about your pants, old man? 197 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:35,982 Well, I don't like my pants as much 198 00:08:36,081 --> 00:08:38,017 as I like my jacket. What's good? 199 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:40,118 - Well, take your pants off. - I don't wanna be the only 200 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:42,421 guy with my pants off. (Jim 2): Mustn't be that hot then. 201 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,858 Boys, I've had my pants off for the last minute and a half. 202 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,695 I think that's where I feel the most hot. 203 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,297 'Kay, b'ys, I'm takin' off me pants. 204 00:08:52,397 --> 00:08:53,699 I'm taking off my pants. 205 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:55,368 Well, should we all take our pants off? 206 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:56,602 - Yeah. - Huh? 207 00:08:56,701 --> 00:08:57,936 Shoresy, if your eye didn't look so funny, 208 00:08:58,036 --> 00:08:59,772 I might be worried. - What's good? 209 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,073 What about our shoes and socks? 210 00:09:01,172 --> 00:09:02,208 B'ys, let's start with our pants 211 00:09:02,307 --> 00:09:04,009 and see how we feels. - No worries, 212 00:09:04,109 --> 00:09:06,211 it's just you have to take your shoes off to take your pants off, 213 00:09:06,311 --> 00:09:08,147 but we can put 'em right back on. That's easy. 214 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:09,581 I feel great. 215 00:09:09,681 --> 00:09:10,883 (Mercedes): Yo! 216 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,219 Can we go dance? 217 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,488 (energetic club music) 218 00:09:58,830 --> 00:09:59,931 (music stops abruptly) 219 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:02,267 (Shoresy): Is anybody else really hot? 220 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,436 - I'm really hot. - You too? 221 00:10:04,536 --> 00:10:05,604 - Yeah. - Huh? 222 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:06,738 I'm really hot. 223 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,541 Like, really hot or just hot? 224 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:09,841 - Really hot. - Huh? 225 00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:12,578 Lard Jaysus, I'm boilin' by the Lard Jaysus. 226 00:10:13,311 --> 00:10:14,780 I think we should take our jackets off. 227 00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:16,014 (Shoresy): I don't wanna take my jacket off. 228 00:10:16,114 --> 00:10:17,349 B'ys I took me jacket off 229 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,984 and I'm still hot by the jackal or Jaysus. 230 00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:20,552 I like my jacket. 231 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,155 I took my shirt and jacket off, 232 00:10:23,254 --> 00:10:25,291 and I'm still really hot. - Did you? 233 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:26,525 - Did I what? - Oh. 234 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,828 Yeah, I can see you took your jacket and shirt off. 235 00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:30,863 B'ys I never been so hot as this. 236 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:32,198 I think it's my hair. 237 00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:33,633 Know what? (Hitch): Your hair, bud? 238 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:34,633 - Uh-huh. - On your head? 239 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:35,767 I think it's the hair. 240 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,335 What're you gonna do about it, old man? 241 00:10:37,435 --> 00:10:38,503 Cut it off! Yeah! 242 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:39,738 You're gonna cut your hair off? 243 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:40,772 - Yeah. - On your head? 244 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,240 Wait... Yeah. 245 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:43,776 That's what's makin' ya cook, me son. 246 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:47,245 Starting to think I'm gonna be hot for the rest of my life 247 00:10:47,345 --> 00:10:48,748 at this point. - You don't want that. 248 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,383 - Nope. - Gotta do somethin' about that. 249 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,283 I think I'm gonna cut my hair. 250 00:10:52,384 --> 00:10:54,286 You know what I like about you, Michaels? 251 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,521 No, I have no idea! 252 00:10:56,921 --> 00:10:58,056 Well, the apartment's right there. 253 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,191 Who's gonna cut your hair? 254 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:05,464 (curious electronic music plays) 255 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,870 Yeah, like it's only really hot like, right there. 256 00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:14,073 - The sides are good, old man? - The sides feel fine. 257 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:16,075 - Just like your eye? - It's just the top for me. 258 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,477 Yeah, like I wish the top felt like the sides. 259 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:20,845 Like, if the sides felt like the top 260 00:11:20,945 --> 00:11:22,982 then we wouldn't be here. - We'd be in business. 261 00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:25,117 - That's the pickle. - Let's just start with the top. 262 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,085 Here we go, Dolo. 263 00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:29,287 (Hitch): To start. - We got any OJ? 264 00:11:29,387 --> 00:11:32,090 Yeah, like we don't wanna cut off more hair than we have to. 265 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:33,993 Be so dumb. - Yeah, we're not idiots. 266 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:36,561 I would just love a glass of Sunny Delight. 267 00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:39,297 Yeah, Dolo, start with that and we'll see if he cools down. 268 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,168 (razor buzzing) 269 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,571 (music intensifies) 270 00:11:48,239 --> 00:11:50,442 Feel like I feel it already. 271 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:51,944 Night and day. 272 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:53,512 (Hitch): B'y, he really didn't cut that much. 273 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:54,979 Well, he better keep cuttin'. 274 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,916 (razor buzzing) 275 00:12:00,585 --> 00:12:01,753 (razor clicks off) 276 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,689 That's it. - Yes, b'y. 277 00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:04,956 That's the ticket. 278 00:12:05,056 --> 00:12:06,425 (Hitch): Well, let's go! 279 00:12:06,825 --> 00:12:09,261 (music intensifies) 280 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,944 (music stops) 281 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:28,180 It's like I'm still just like a wee bit hot. 282 00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:32,350 Wanna go swimming? 283 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:37,022 (music resumes) 284 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,025 (gasps) - What time is it? 285 00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:14,192 Time for a beer. 286 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:15,795 We should be just crushin' beers. 287 00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:17,128 Could use a beer. 288 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:18,964 - Yeah. - Jim? 289 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,065 - Yes. - Jim? 290 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,267 Safe to say, good fun was had 291 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,700 by all here, but I think we could've 292 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,069 picked a colder pool. 293 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,870 Probably all hands are peeing in here too, b'y. 294 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:26,872 - Yep. - Yep. 295 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,474 - Yes, sir. - Mm-hmm. 296 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:29,575 Yeah, I did it. 297 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,508 - Yeah. - Yes. 298 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,110 Just finishing one up here, actually. 299 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,113 I'm so fuckin' hot, I could take a header 300 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,549 into Ramsey Lake. - It's all ice, big guy. 301 00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:37,883 Could use some ice. 302 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,118 Where's Laura tonight, Shoresy? 303 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,352 She said I'm too old for this. 304 00:13:40,451 --> 00:13:41,753 She said she's too old for this? 305 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,222 No, she said I'm too old for this. 306 00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:44,723 What do you think of that, old man? 307 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,224 Go 'til ya can't go no more! 308 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,493 Well then... let's go. 309 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:51,229 Where there's beers and ice. 310 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:56,368 ("Home" by Baauer ft. Bipolar Sunshine plays) 311 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,301 ♪ Never feeling is endless ♪ 312 00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:34,339 ♪ I'm flying, I fly with no propellers ♪ 313 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,210 ♪ Too much on the line to risk the win ♪ 314 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:43,415 ♪ So I won't let the doors close within ♪ 315 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:47,485 ♪ The morning, the morning just turned to evening ♪ 316 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,623 ♪ The mirror, the mirror can tell that I'm leaving ♪ 317 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,494 ♪ The baby's just too strong to hold in ♪ 318 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,633 ♪ I'm on my way so don't change your PIN ♪ 319 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,503 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 320 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,642 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 321 00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:13,778 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 322 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,353 (♪) 323 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,136 (music ends abruptly) 324 00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,204 (children laughing) 325 00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:43,575 (Michaels): So, before we wrap up, I just wanna thank 326 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,610 everyone for coming out to today's webinar. 327 00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,979 I see a lot of new faces, which is exciting. 328 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,181 (Shoresy imitates snoring) 329 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,615 (children laugh) (Michaels): So, hopefully, 330 00:15:50,715 --> 00:15:52,751 next time, we can have a real face-to-face seminar. 331 00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,519 - It is. - Why is this a webinar? 332 00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,155 'Cause they're in school, idiot. 333 00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:57,855 (children laugh) 334 00:15:57,955 --> 00:15:59,358 Any questions? 335 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,926 What happened to your hair? 336 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,561 (Shoresy): Well, kids, we all make bad decisions in our lives, 337 00:16:03,661 --> 00:16:06,598 but when we do, it's important we hold ourselves accountable. 338 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,100 We all made a bad decision by cutting our hair 339 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,335 like f... 340 00:16:10,435 --> 00:16:11,836 friggin' idiots. (children laugh) 341 00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:14,006 So, as punishment, we're not allowed to fix it 342 00:16:14,105 --> 00:16:16,108 until we win the National Senior Tournament. 343 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,942 What if you don't win the tournament? 344 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:19,945 (Shoresy): We stay ugly. (children laugh) 345 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:23,248 But maybe your moms text me just a little bit less. 346 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,450 Thanks, everyone! 347 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,051 (children): Thank you. (call clicks off) 348 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,652 (Nat): Fuck you, Shoresy. 349 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,787 Anyone hearin' how fucking 350 00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:31,989 dumb these twins from 'Berta are? 351 00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,291 Yeah. (shoresy burps) 352 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,826 (Laura): The Freezer Twins, 353 00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:36,494 Mike and Matt. 354 00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:37,595 Yes. 355 00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,132 No, I'm Mike. 356 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:43,002 Gentlemen, tell us the keys to the game. 357 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,670 What game? (Laura): Okay, Mike. 358 00:16:44,769 --> 00:16:46,537 - Yes. - No. 359 00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:48,072 How do you win this game tonight? 360 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,675 Skate, shoot. 361 00:16:52,043 --> 00:16:53,846 - Stick handle. - Matt. 362 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,382 - Yes. - You're the best hitters 363 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,351 in the tournament. How many guys have you hurt so far? 364 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,856 (inaudible) 365 00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:05,724 (Laura): But you're winless through two games 366 00:17:05,823 --> 00:17:07,426 and a loss tonight to the Bulldogs would leave you 367 00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:08,860 officially eliminated. 368 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,662 You've driven all the way from Brooks, Alberta. 369 00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:14,399 What is that, 30 hours? - One time I did it in a day. 370 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,502 Doesn't have to be an exact number. 371 00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,070 (inaudible) 372 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,305 (Laura): You're no doubt disappointed with the outcome. 373 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,074 Matt's cat died, too. 374 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,177 - You can ballpark it. - Okay. Switching gears. 375 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,513 How do you like Sudbury? - Ontario? 376 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:29,615 Holy shit. 377 00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:31,183 Okay, you've hurt a lot of guys. 378 00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:33,252 They've hurt a lot of guys. 379 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,387 (rousing rock music plays) 380 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,398 Fuck am I happy to see you. - Fer what? 381 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,033 I had both Friesen twins today. 382 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,935 I hear they're just dumber than fuck. 383 00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:53,405 If they were geese, they'd fly north for the winter. 384 00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:54,907 Anik Archambault for BROdude Sports 385 00:17:55,006 --> 00:17:57,376 with the captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 386 00:17:57,475 --> 00:17:59,811 Shoresy, you're the heavy favorite going into this one. 387 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,047 A win would eliminate the Brooks Barrelmen. 388 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,215 How do you plan to knock off the twins from Alberta? 389 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,518 - They as dumb as I'm hearing? - No comment. 390 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,587 Well, we wanna get these guys on their heels early, 391 00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:10,755 and if we're gonna do that, I think we hit 'em with a little 392 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,425 Grade 3 math. You know, multiplication tables, 393 00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:14,859 adding three-digit numbers, 394 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,162 maybe some decimal placements in there, stuff like that. 395 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,696 - Wise. - Yeah, and if that doesn't 396 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,399 do it, I think maybe we hit 'em with some Grade 4 astronomy, 397 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,935 you know, planets in our solar system, 398 00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:25,003 identifying the big dipper. We'll throw the whole 399 00:18:25,102 --> 00:18:26,370 playbook at 'em. - Good plan. 400 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:27,638 Yep. And if that doesn't work, 401 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,808 if we still need a dagger, I think most of the boys 402 00:18:29,907 --> 00:18:31,944 consider sex-ed teachable. 403 00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,612 You're all rumored to be playing hurt except Frankie. 404 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,581 I'm sure the Bulldogs would like a little more outta him. 405 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,083 - Mm-hmm. - What about you, still hurt? 406 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,918 Just 'cause I can't push when I shit? 407 00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,722 I heard rumblings, and now our audience has too. 408 00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:46,390 What an entertainer. So, you ready to go? 409 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,659 - Go 'til you can't go no more. - Good luck. 410 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,962 Thanks, Anik. 411 00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,396 (player): Hey, hey. 412 00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:53,331 (crowd jeers) 413 00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:55,199 (players crashing) 414 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,168 You're gonna get it, Friesen! 415 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,737 You're gonna fuckin' get it, Friesen! 416 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,108 (crowd jeers) 417 00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:06,110 Give 'em the Jims, Sanguinet. - Not until we get the lead. 418 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,445 (crowd jeers) 419 00:19:07,545 --> 00:19:10,115 - You get that, Cor? - Hard to miss, Liam. 420 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,619 (buzzer honks) 421 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,489 - What're we doin', Sanguinet? - Playing disciplined hockey. 422 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,924 Yeah, while they're out there runnin' around? 423 00:19:19,023 --> 00:19:20,958 - This is playoff hockey. - No one comes in here 424 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,727 and runs around like that-- - Stay disciplined. 425 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,163 - It doesn't add up. - Shut up! 426 00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:25,429 Shut up and keep walkin'. 427 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,999 And what the fuck are you doin'? 428 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,233 Quoi?! Do something! 429 00:19:28,332 --> 00:19:29,635 You're the only one not fuckin' hurt. 430 00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:31,270 - Stay outta the box! - No one comes in here, 431 00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:33,772 runs around like that, Sanguinet. - Score a fucking goal! 432 00:19:33,871 --> 00:19:35,339 What happened to setting the tone? 433 00:19:35,439 --> 00:19:37,208 You wanna win? Score a goal! 434 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,445 That's fuckin' interference! (Ref.): Yeah, Shoresy! 435 00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:42,047 That's fuckin' interference! 436 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,782 He didn't fucking touch the puck. 437 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,521 No one comes in here and runs around like that, 438 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,022 Sanguinet. No one's ever come in here 439 00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:52,991 and run around like that. - You wanna fight? Get the lead. 440 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:54,592 - Someone's gonna get hurt. - Score a goal! 441 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,962 Just send the Jims and send a fuckin' message. 442 00:19:57,061 --> 00:19:58,262 Get the fuckin' lead. 443 00:19:58,362 --> 00:19:59,531 Just set the tone in the first. 444 00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:01,132 - Shut the fuck up, Shoresy. - Fuck you. 445 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,400 Fuck you. (Liam): You on Shoresy 446 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,069 and Sanguinet going at each other here? 447 00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:05,003 Yeah, buddy. 448 00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:06,370 Put out the fucking Jims! 449 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:07,739 (Sanguinet): How 'bout you get a fucking goal? 450 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,509 (Cory): I've never seen 'em go at each other like that. 451 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,212 (puck clangs on post) 452 00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:14,580 (crowd cheers) 453 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:17,115 Attaboy, Goody! There's your lead, Sanguinet. 454 00:20:17,214 --> 00:20:18,550 Get control of this fucking game. 455 00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:20,685 - That's the ref's job. - You wanted a lead. 456 00:20:20,785 --> 00:20:22,420 - It's one fucking goal. - It's a lead! 457 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,622 - That's not a fucking lead! - Holy fuck, Sanguinet! 458 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,558 Shut the fuck up, Shoresy. 459 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,859 (Shoresy): Go Fishy, bury it. 460 00:20:29,226 --> 00:20:30,329 (crowd cheers) 461 00:20:30,428 --> 00:20:31,929 (horn bellows) - Jims, go. 462 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,599 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 463 00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:35,367 - You wanted a lead. - You don't call the lines-- 464 00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:37,069 That's a fucking lead, Sanguinet. 465 00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:38,837 (Sanguinet): That's the worst fucking lead. - Are you fucking serious 466 00:20:38,936 --> 00:20:40,606 right now, bud? - Two-goal lead is the worst 467 00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:41,807 fucking lead in hockey. - You're the worst 468 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,507 fucking coach in hockey right now. 469 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,077 - Then you go. - Yeah, I fucking will go. 470 00:20:45,176 --> 00:20:49,214 You should be coaching fucking soccer. Fuck's sake. 471 00:20:49,313 --> 00:20:50,816 Sit him down, Sanger. He's too hurt. 472 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,452 - Now you too? - Friesen! Friesen! 473 00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:55,153 Ya like your fuckin' teeth? 474 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:56,588 Hey, you like your fuckin' teeth? 475 00:20:56,687 --> 00:20:59,358 I'll knock every single one outta your fuckin' mouth. 476 00:20:59,457 --> 00:21:01,126 I'm not kiddin'. Keep fuckin' runnin' around. 477 00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:03,262 See what fuckin' happens. I'll knock every fuckin' tooth-- 478 00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:05,696 (Cory): Shoresy's out of his fuckin' mind right now. 479 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,132 (Shoresy): Keep it up. - Playin' with fire. 480 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,602 Try it. Keep runnin'. Keep fuckin' runnin'. 481 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,140 Hey, hey, hey! 482 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:21,847 Dolo! Dolo! 483 00:21:25,349 --> 00:21:26,184 (crashing) 484 00:21:26,283 --> 00:21:27,252 (crowd jeers) 485 00:21:27,351 --> 00:21:29,253 (jeering echoes then fades) 486 00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:49,640 (indistinct hollow chatter) 487 00:21:56,881 --> 00:22:00,185 - We win? - Still a period to go, old man. 488 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,054 Shoresy... 489 00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:06,191 You ready to be on TV? 490 00:22:11,128 --> 00:22:12,798 I can't go.