1 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:07,807 (Shoresy): Wow. Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 2 00:00:07,906 --> 00:00:10,310 (Nat): I didn't say action. (Shoresy): I was practicing. 3 00:00:10,409 --> 00:00:11,811 (Miig): You start when we say action, 4 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:13,880 you stop when we say cut. (Goody): That's simple enough. 5 00:00:13,979 --> 00:00:15,715 (Ziig): Bro, can you stop looking into the camera 6 00:00:15,814 --> 00:00:16,582 while you're waiting? 7 00:00:16,682 --> 00:00:17,850 (Miig): Ziig, just let him focus. 8 00:00:17,950 --> 00:00:19,352 (Ziig): It's fucking creeping me out. (Nat): Ziig. 9 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:21,321 Don't spook it, Nat. It'll run straight 10 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:23,389 out the stable, clear over yonder. 11 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,124 - We're ready now. - All right, 12 00:00:25,224 --> 00:00:26,993 let's see some energy. This is our longest 13 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:30,163 standing sponsor. Go. 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,965 Are you gonna say action? (Ziig): Action, slut. 15 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:35,068 (Nat): Oh, my God. - Wow. 16 00:00:35,768 --> 00:00:38,804 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 17 00:00:38,904 --> 00:00:40,639 (Nat): Bigger wow. - What? 18 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,474 (Nat): Bigger wow. Sound happier. 19 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:44,877 (Miig): More excited. (Ziig): Less stupid. 20 00:00:46,145 --> 00:00:47,112 Wow! (Nat): Bigger. 21 00:00:47,212 --> 00:00:48,414 Wow!! 22 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:51,351 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 23 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:53,887 Better? (Nat): Yes. 24 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,021 (Ziig): You dumb fuck. (Miig): So, keep going. 25 00:00:56,122 --> 00:00:57,490 Me? (Ziig): Oh, my God. 26 00:00:57,589 --> 00:00:59,691 Are you gonna say action? (Nat): Action. 27 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:00,794 Wow! 28 00:01:00,893 --> 00:01:04,530 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. With-- 29 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,633 - He still looks too stiff. - Why are they talking? 30 00:01:06,732 --> 00:01:09,334 (Nat): Try putting your hand on the truck. 31 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,274 Wow! 32 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:17,176 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. With-- 33 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,279 Why do you have your hand on it like that? 34 00:01:19,378 --> 00:01:20,813 She just told me to put my fuckin' hand-- 35 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,083 (Ziig): Yeah, I know but why is your hand on it like that? 36 00:01:23,182 --> 00:01:24,616 Like what? (Ziig): Like you have damage 37 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:26,185 to your central nervous system. 38 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,488 So, I don't get fingerprints on it, you idiot! 39 00:01:28,587 --> 00:01:29,955 - Smart. - What an idiot. 40 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:31,124 Wow! 41 00:01:31,223 --> 00:01:33,792 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 42 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:35,694 (chuckling) 43 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:38,131 (Ziig): What now? (Miig): Bro, seriously? 44 00:01:38,664 --> 00:01:40,866 This half-ton, sporty short-box is... 45 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,669 (Miig): What's wrong with half-ton, sporty short-box? 46 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:45,238 - Nothin'. - Is it not a half-ton, 47 00:01:45,337 --> 00:01:46,473 sporty short-box? 48 00:01:46,572 --> 00:01:48,140 It's a half-ton, sporty short-box. 49 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:49,575 Well, if you wanna go with half-ton, 50 00:01:49,675 --> 00:01:51,678 sporty short-box then-- - Okay, enough. 51 00:01:51,777 --> 00:01:53,445 Are you gonna say cut? (Nat): Cut! 52 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:57,784 Wow! Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 53 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:59,986 (Miig): Don't smile like that. (Ziig): Fuckin' nerds. 54 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,488 (women): All of you! 55 00:02:02,588 --> 00:02:03,422 Wow! 56 00:02:03,522 --> 00:02:05,891 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 57 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:07,893 (Nat): We can see you trying not to smile. 58 00:02:07,993 --> 00:02:09,229 Wow! 59 00:02:09,328 --> 00:02:11,564 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 60 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:12,832 (Ziig): You guys look like toddlers who just 61 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:16,069 filled their diapers. (players laugh) 62 00:02:16,802 --> 00:02:20,473 Wow. Check out this sporty, half-ton short-box. 63 00:02:20,572 --> 00:02:21,773 (Miig): Half-ton, sporty. 64 00:02:21,874 --> 00:02:24,711 Wow. Check out this half-ton, sporty. 65 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:27,179 (Miig): But still say short-box. - Short-box. 66 00:02:27,279 --> 00:02:28,147 (Ziig): Fuck me. 67 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,982 (speaking French) 68 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:31,951 (players laugh) 69 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:34,521 - This is going nowhere. - Just let them do it smiling. 70 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,389 Fine. Do it smiling. 71 00:02:36,488 --> 00:02:37,891 (Goody): Are you gonna say action? 72 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,028 Wow! Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 73 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:44,230 With a 3-litre V6 engine, 74 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,398 it's got the tenacity of a power forward 75 00:02:46,498 --> 00:02:49,268 and the reliability of a stay-at-home defenceman. 76 00:02:49,368 --> 00:02:51,771 We won't get called for charging... too much. 77 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:55,308 But we'll take two minutes for slashing... prices. 78 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,743 Everyone will be checking you from behind 79 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,012 with this easy drop-down tailgate. 80 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,683 This truck will have them chanting your name. 81 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:06,451 (together): Dolo! Dolo! Dolo! 82 00:03:06,552 --> 00:03:09,455 So, head on down to Laurentian Pre-Owned Auto, 83 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,090 'cause like the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, 84 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:14,527 they're top of the league. 85 00:03:16,161 --> 00:03:17,629 That's a wrap. Fuck it. 86 00:03:18,897 --> 00:03:20,099 What are you doing? 87 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,302 We start when you say action and stop when you say-- 88 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:24,403 (women): Cut! 89 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,806 (upbeat dance music) 90 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,616 (Anik): Welcome back to coverage of the National Senior 91 00:03:36,715 --> 00:03:38,784 Tournament brought to you by BROdude Sports. 92 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,653 I'm Anik Archambault with an update 93 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:42,522 from the National Senior Tournament. 94 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,023 The Brooks Barrelmen lost a 3-2 heartbreaker 95 00:03:45,123 --> 00:03:48,427 to the Charlottetown Reds, but those Freezer Twins... 96 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:49,996 they're still hurting, guys. 97 00:03:50,095 --> 00:03:51,831 (energetic rock music) 98 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,665 (crowd jeers) 99 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:55,635 We've also got highlights from this afternoon's 100 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,503 matinee game between the SOO Hunt 101 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:59,738 and Les Rapides de Rawdon. But first, 102 00:03:59,838 --> 00:04:01,873 I was able to catch up with team owner Marie-Mai 103 00:04:01,974 --> 00:04:04,109 before the game, who had this to say. 104 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:06,212 Toughness is at the forefront. 105 00:04:08,981 --> 00:04:11,049 We've built our game around the fight. 106 00:04:11,149 --> 00:04:12,452 Around the physicality. 107 00:04:12,551 --> 00:04:13,952 Did not expect to see a lot of fighting 108 00:04:14,053 --> 00:04:16,522 in this tournament with a national title on the line. 109 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,491 Then don't invite a team from Quebec. 110 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,392 It's senior whale shit hockey after all. 111 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:22,462 If we win the fight, we win the game. 112 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:25,330 (Anik): Looks like Marie-Mai's guarantee holds water. 113 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,966 Les Rapides de Rawdon won the fights 114 00:04:27,065 --> 00:04:30,202 en route to winning the game by a score of 3-1. 115 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,570 They remain undefeated. 116 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,238 Many of you at home are probably thinking, 117 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:36,476 that's a lot of fighting for a championship game. But... 118 00:04:36,575 --> 00:04:38,044 (Hitch): B'ys, it's senior whale shit hockey. 119 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:40,113 Yeah, but we got a lot of games this week, 120 00:04:40,212 --> 00:04:41,346 so we gotta eat right. 121 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,447 Dolo, you have your four to six 122 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,149 servings of vegetables today? 123 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,251 Goody, you have your two to four servings of fruit today? 124 00:04:46,351 --> 00:04:48,320 - Fruit's unbelievable. - Hitch, you keeping hydration 125 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:49,721 at optimal levels? - Yes, b'y. 126 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:51,190 Six-ounce chicken breast 127 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,724 with brown rice and broccoli. 128 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,094 Now get fuckin' eating to only 80% full. 129 00:04:58,563 --> 00:04:59,632 What do you think, boys? 130 00:04:59,731 --> 00:05:01,633 We gonna win this whole fuckin' thing? 131 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:04,704 Lard Jaysus. 132 00:05:04,803 --> 00:05:06,438 Yeah, I almost don't want to, 133 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:09,308 'cause the NOSHO record party got so crazy. 134 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:11,743 (pulsing club music) 135 00:05:14,313 --> 00:05:16,649 We can't get that drunk again. 136 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,055 Hear anything about that Sly Sylvestri, old man? 137 00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:24,390 The dirtiest player in the tournament. 138 00:05:24,489 --> 00:05:26,359 - Is that what they're saying? - Are you? 139 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:27,827 I'd be up there. 140 00:05:27,926 --> 00:05:30,529 You were in Boston's system for a while. What happened? 141 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,565 Too dirty, I guess. Took too many penalties. 142 00:05:32,664 --> 00:05:34,133 - Uh-oh. - Hadn't learned to keep it 143 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:36,368 under the radar yet. - You've since learned? 144 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,270 Under 100 penalty minutes this year. 145 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:40,039 Real humanitarian. 146 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:41,640 So, you get it by the refs. 147 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,275 What if someone from the other team sees 148 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:45,010 and grabs a hold of you? - What if? 149 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,212 They always do. 150 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,548 There hasn't been much consequence for me yet. 151 00:05:48,647 --> 00:05:51,484 What I love about hockey, there's always justice. 152 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:53,820 - We'll see. - Thanks for your time. 153 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:57,156 I hear the NOSHO's pretty dirty. 154 00:05:58,491 --> 00:05:59,959 That might be an understatement. 155 00:06:00,058 --> 00:06:01,693 Anybody out here dirtier than me? 156 00:06:02,861 --> 00:06:04,697 - I think it's Shoresy. - No, he isn't. 157 00:06:04,796 --> 00:06:06,698 He's the best in front of the camera, by far. 158 00:06:06,798 --> 00:06:08,633 Amongst the blind, the one-eyed man is king. 159 00:06:08,734 --> 00:06:09,835 He could really hold his own. 160 00:06:09,935 --> 00:06:11,738 So, that's one thing he's not too hurt to do. 161 00:06:11,837 --> 00:06:13,772 Excuse me, apologies if I'm interrupting. 162 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,207 You guys are with the Bulldogs, right? 163 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,476 In more ways than one. 164 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:18,077 - I'm Gord Ga-- - We know who you are. 165 00:06:18,176 --> 00:06:20,079 We've got a bunch of seafood coming in from PEI. 166 00:06:20,178 --> 00:06:21,981 I'm looking for a big deep freeze to store it in. 167 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,183 You know of anywhere? - Got friends at a restaurant 168 00:06:24,282 --> 00:06:25,584 down the street. Could ask. 169 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,387 Please and thank you. What's it called? 170 00:06:27,486 --> 00:06:29,488 - Respect is Burning. - Heard it's good. 171 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:31,123 We'll keep you posted. 172 00:06:32,724 --> 00:06:34,960 - Hey, you wanna go? - I'm seeing someone. 173 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,262 No, I meant... 174 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,096 Ziig? 175 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,698 Ziig? 176 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,099 Ziigwan. 177 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,435 Yeah. (Shoresy): Nope! 178 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:46,438 - You don't have a choice, slut. - It's a fuckin' waste of time. 179 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:47,974 Jory Jordan is no waste of time. 180 00:06:48,073 --> 00:06:49,609 I just sit there and get peppered. 181 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,844 We have the boost in youth ticket sales to prove it. 182 00:06:51,943 --> 00:06:53,546 I hate that little shit so much. 183 00:06:53,645 --> 00:06:55,414 - Quit whining, dude! - I hate that little shit. 184 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:56,748 Can hear you from down the hall, man. 185 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:58,450 Sound like a fuckin' Pomeranian, bro. 186 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,085 Shouldn't it be grazing? 187 00:07:00,185 --> 00:07:02,555 Why does he need three people to hold his hand for this shit? 188 00:07:02,654 --> 00:07:04,457 Go sit in the corner over there. Chew your cud. 189 00:07:04,556 --> 00:07:06,359 Hockey players give back, Shoresy. 190 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:07,894 For the community, by the community. 191 00:07:07,993 --> 00:07:10,128 So, I'll ask again, are you a hockey player? 192 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,498 - Fuckin' ugly one. - Just give it a salt lick 193 00:07:12,597 --> 00:07:14,332 or something. Keep it busy. 194 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,935 Gorgeous Gord just asked out Ziig. 195 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:18,805 - Ziigwan! - He's just being a slut. 196 00:07:18,904 --> 00:07:20,705 You don't date sluts, you just take them down. 197 00:07:20,806 --> 00:07:22,274 - Fuckin' eh! - So, he asked you out 198 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,310 'cause he's not interested? - He can have any girl 199 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:25,777 in Sudbury. He doesn't want me. 200 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:27,279 (Miig whimpers mockingly) 201 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,481 So, what'd you say? 202 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:29,981 (Shoresy): You are such a little shit. 203 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:32,084 - Your girl thinks I'm great. - You're such a little rat fuck. 204 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,854 Oh, you think about me do you? What are you one of those MAPS or something? 205 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,289 - Goofy little shit. - You've had plenty of time 206 00:07:36,388 --> 00:07:37,890 to think about me when you're not scoring goals, 207 00:07:37,989 --> 00:07:39,692 you fuckin' has been. - You know, I'm only doing this 208 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:40,892 because I thought you were a dying kid. 209 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:42,395 Well, guess what? I'm not dying. 210 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,563 I'm not a kid either, you wash-up. - Bet you haven't even 211 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,431 found your dick yet. - Oh, it's hard to miss, 212 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:47,933 buddy, trust me. - Oh yeah, I bet. 213 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,101 - Look how big my hands are. - They're not big at all. 214 00:07:50,202 --> 00:07:51,637 Shut up. Welcome back to the Sudbury 215 00:07:51,736 --> 00:07:53,005 Kids Sports Report. I'm Jory Jordan. 216 00:07:53,104 --> 00:07:54,974 Two guests cancelled and the Zamboni driver said no, 217 00:07:55,073 --> 00:07:56,808 so we've got number 69, Shore. Fans may know him 218 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:58,678 from his Mic'd Up chirps, but what you may not know 219 00:07:58,777 --> 00:07:59,911 is he looks much older in person. 220 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:02,080 How's it goin', Shoresy? You look tired. 221 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:04,349 You're working through a bit of a slump here. 222 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,185 What do you say to fans who think the Bulldogs lost 223 00:08:06,284 --> 00:08:07,553 the NOSHO 'cause you weren't contributing? 224 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,423 Many say the classy move would be to relinquish the captaincy, 225 00:08:10,522 --> 00:08:12,892 rather than waiting for it to get stripped from you. Your thoughts? 226 00:08:12,991 --> 00:08:14,760 What do you say to fans who think you could benefit 227 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,661 at your age from some sort of skin rejuvenation treatment 228 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:18,263 and/or Propecia? 229 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:20,599 With the body clearly failing you on the ice, 230 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,168 is it fair to assume it's failing you in the bedroom as well? 231 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,373 Let's talk off mic about erectile dysfunction 232 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:29,908 and how the conversation's not as taboo as it once was. 233 00:08:30,008 --> 00:08:31,543 - One more, Jory. - Would you say you're more 234 00:08:31,643 --> 00:08:33,646 insecure about the gray in your hair, or the gray in your beard? 235 00:08:33,745 --> 00:08:36,983 Fuckin' BROdude's here. Why aren't we doing something with them? 236 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:38,450 We are. 237 00:08:38,817 --> 00:08:40,786 Anik Archambault here, and today, BROdude brings you 238 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,388 Bulldogs: All Access. I'm here with... 239 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:47,026 Jonathan Diaby aka JoDolo. What it do, what it does. 240 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:49,494 (fans screaming in background) 241 00:08:49,594 --> 00:08:50,897 There's that rowdy booster club. 242 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,732 Yeah, the Bluester Club's ready to rip. 243 00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:54,532 You ready to show me how the boys get ready 244 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:56,268 for the Vaughan Canadesi? 245 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:00,739 The Jims. (Dolo): Jim. 246 00:09:00,839 --> 00:09:01,706 Yeah. (Dolo): Jim. 247 00:09:01,806 --> 00:09:02,807 Hello. (Dolo): Jim. 248 00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:04,377 Sup, Dolo? What's goin' on, buddy? 249 00:09:05,043 --> 00:09:06,679 - Good luck tonight, Coach. - Thank you. 250 00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:08,546 The Bulldogs have been almost perfect 251 00:09:08,647 --> 00:09:09,882 since you took over behind the bench. 252 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,716 What's your secret? - I don't have any secrets. 253 00:09:11,816 --> 00:09:13,219 Bit of a heart on my sleeve kinda guy. 254 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,720 (Dolo): Sanger, tell her the Jims' secrets. 255 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,223 - Oh, Jim? - Yeah? 256 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:20,091 How do you tell a Jim where you're going off the face-off? 257 00:09:20,191 --> 00:09:22,161 Jim? Jim? 258 00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:24,897 - What's that? - Oh, it's how they communicate 259 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:26,264 on the ice. They go like. 260 00:09:26,364 --> 00:09:28,234 (Shoresy): Are you telling secrets, Sanguinet? 261 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,201 (Sanguinet): It's no secret. Everyone knows Natives do that. 262 00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:32,305 - Don't be an idiot. - You don't be an idiot. 263 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,973 Don't embarrass him on TV. 264 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,776 Bien oui, let's see the room. 265 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:37,843 (Shoresy): Well, don't be a fuckin' idiot 266 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,210 in there either, Sanguinet. 267 00:09:39,311 --> 00:09:40,745 (Ziig): Don't embarrass him or I'll embarrass you. 268 00:09:40,845 --> 00:09:42,580 Try. (Ziig): Name two continents. 269 00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:44,716 Mustard and relish. (Nat): Oh, my God. 270 00:09:44,816 --> 00:09:47,353 Now that everyone's decent, I'm here with... 271 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:49,321 - Mark Michaels. - And what's your nickname? 272 00:09:49,421 --> 00:09:50,889 Never Miss-- (Hitch): Doesn't have one. 273 00:09:50,989 --> 00:09:52,190 It's Never Misses the Mark. 274 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,959 Explain the whole nickname thing to me. 275 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,328 What's my hockey nickname? 276 00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:56,995 Well, I don't know, hon, what's your last name? 277 00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:58,763 (Goody): You don't know Anik Archambault? 278 00:09:58,863 --> 00:10:00,032 (Shoresy): Loser. (Goody): Come on, bro. 279 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,767 (Shoresy): Such a loser. - I suppose I'd call ya 280 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,735 Shammy or Shammer, or something like that. 281 00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:05,003 (Goody): Archie? (Dolo): Shamwow. 282 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,339 (Michaels): Bobo! - Archie works. 283 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,040 Wow, so you just list a bunch like that 284 00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:09,441 and then the guy picks the one he wants? 285 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:11,209 (Shoresy): Uh-uh. - Ooh, you don't get to pick. 286 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:12,844 (Michaels): Well, Fish doesn't have a nickname, 287 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,546 I mean, come on! (Shoresy): Michaels, shut the fuck up. 288 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:15,982 - And you're Fish. - Fish Daddy. 289 00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:18,184 (Shoresy): Such a loser. - No, no, 290 00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:19,852 he strikes me as a very sweet guy. 291 00:10:19,951 --> 00:10:21,320 (Shoresy): Fish? He isn't. 292 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,089 Saw him walk by an old lady the other day. 293 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,990 He didn't even smile. (Fish): What? 294 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:27,126 You always smile at an old lady. 295 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,729 - Why? - 'Cause you just do. 296 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,296 (Fish): Well, what if she's not smiling at you? 297 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:34,499 You shut the fuck up and smile at the old lady! 298 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,902 Well, that's as good a time as any 299 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,470 to wrap up Bulldogs: All Access 300 00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:41,172 and let the boys get ready for the Vaughan Canadesi. 301 00:10:41,272 --> 00:10:43,475 We've got warm-up from the Sudbury arena next. 302 00:10:43,575 --> 00:10:45,444 (Shoresy): You're such a fuckin' lippy cunt, Fish. 303 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:46,711 I'm gonna fuckin'-- 304 00:10:46,811 --> 00:10:48,681 (upbeat dance music) 305 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,349 (crowd cheering) 306 00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:16,676 (whistle blows) 307 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:20,179 (Shoresy): Ninety-eight! Ninety-eight! 308 00:11:20,278 --> 00:11:21,980 (Sly): What? - Get Bedard's number 309 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,983 off your back, you fuckin' hotdog. 310 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,718 - Fuck you. - Oh, my God! 311 00:11:25,817 --> 00:11:27,887 One away from Wayne Gretzky, eh? - Fuck off. 312 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,056 One away from the Great One himself. Wow. 313 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,990 You're 69, ya fuckin' loser. 314 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:33,758 You must be pretty fuckin' good. 315 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:37,062 I'm gonna break your fuckin' ankle. 316 00:11:37,162 --> 00:11:39,364 Hear that boys, 98's scorin' a fuckin' double hatty. 317 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:41,966 - You're fuckin' brutal. - This guy's gonna score six. 318 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,902 Let the kids play, ya fuckin' loser. 319 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:44,936 He's a fuckin' superstar. 320 00:11:45,036 --> 00:11:47,440 (upbeat dance music continues) 321 00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:57,715 Uh-oh, who's got 98 boys? Guy's got 61 records. 322 00:11:57,816 --> 00:12:00,953 How about a little PP love for 98, Coach? He's a shooter. 323 00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:03,922 Backhand sauce to a little roof daddy, eh, 98? 324 00:12:04,022 --> 00:12:07,526 What's good? 98 wants a shorty. Hey, hey! 325 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,994 (dance music continues) 326 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,099 (crowd roars) 327 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,935 Settle down, boys! You don't wanna wake up 98! 328 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,671 Hey, pass it to 98, boys. He's a superstar. 329 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,340 Big minutes, 98. Big shutdown minutes. 330 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,442 (music continues) 331 00:12:25,677 --> 00:12:27,713 (crowd roars) 332 00:12:27,812 --> 00:12:30,983 Hundred points, 100 PIMs, 98. Let's go! 333 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,953 Don't let 98 get goin', boys. He's a shooter! 334 00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:36,354 Could buy a fuckin' houseboat with his rookie card. 335 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,456 (Shoresy screams) 336 00:12:38,556 --> 00:12:39,657 (players shouting) 337 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:42,728 Where’s the fuckin’ high stick? Fuckin' call it! 338 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,964 - Are you kidding me?! - Holy shit. 339 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,932 Hruska, hey, hey, hey, you ready to be on TV? 340 00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:49,502 Yeah? Go get stitched up, come back. 341 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,437 You know they're gonna put you on TV. Right? Let's see. 342 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,340 Let's see. Yeah, you still got a bunch in there. 343 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,209 Can you go? That's right, go 'til you can't go no more. 344 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,311 Go get stitched up and come back, big boy. 345 00:13:00,411 --> 00:13:02,147 You know they're gonna put you on TV! 346 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,315 Show everybody how fuckin' tough ya are. 347 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,252 (Anik): We're back from commercial with more action 348 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,953 from the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 349 00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:09,622 and the Vaughan Canadesi 350 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,257 as the Bulldogs' Jordan Hruska 351 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:14,059 has returned to the game after a nasty high stick 352 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,761 from Sly Sylvestri. 353 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,763 All right, Hruska, let's see it. 354 00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:19,998 Let's see the damage. 355 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,867 Give me the money shot. 356 00:13:21,966 --> 00:13:23,502 There it is. 357 00:13:24,536 --> 00:13:25,304 We know how this goes. 358 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,540 (Shoresy): All right, boys, here he comes. Who wants him? 359 00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:28,407 (Goody): I fuckin' want him. 360 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,109 Can already see them bickering. 361 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,977 - I fuckin' want him. - No, the Jims are goin'. 362 00:13:32,076 --> 00:13:33,479 - Fuckin' pussy. - Fuck him up, man. 363 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,379 Gimme it! 364 00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:35,781 Only real fight's between our guys 365 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,782 to see who gets him. (players shouting) 366 00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:41,453 Bulldog hockey, baby. 367 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,820 - Go, go! - Go on! 368 00:13:42,921 --> 00:13:43,922 (players shouting indistinctly) 369 00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:45,690 (Michaels): Fuck him up! 370 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,727 (Shoresy): Here come the Jims, Sly, ya fuckin' bitch! 371 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,929 (crowd cheering) 372 00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:51,696 What the fuck? 373 00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:53,299 What the fuck?! 374 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,434 Fuck you, Sly! 375 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:56,701 You fucking bitch. 376 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,839 (Miig): The Italians are sending their goons. 377 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,773 - The Jims got it. - Let's go Jims. 378 00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,942 The Jims are such fucking beauties. 379 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:06,512 (energetic trance music) 380 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,622 (players shouting) 381 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:17,889 Let's go! Let's go! 382 00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:18,924 (music pauses) 383 00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:20,825 (music resumes) 384 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,355 (Shoresy): Can't hide forever, 98. 385 00:14:50,455 --> 00:14:52,758 Can't hide forever, ya fuckin' bitch. 386 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,560 Someone's gonna fuck you up. 387 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,095 May as well just get out here and get it over with. 388 00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:58,763 Ya fuckin' pussy. 389 00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:01,901 (crowd jeers) 390 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,235 (music continues) 391 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,663 (buzzer honks) 392 00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:34,532 Shoresy, limited ice for you after that two-hander 393 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,801 from Sylvestri. How's it feeling? 394 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:38,369 Never let 'em know you're hurt. 395 00:15:38,469 --> 00:15:41,440 Another pointless outing for both you and JJ Frankie JJ. 396 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,575 How hurt are you? - No excuses. 397 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,144 I gotta be better out there. It's the bottom line. 398 00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:47,680 Just stop squeezing the stick so hard 399 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,282 and maybe Frankie stops squeezing the burritos so hard. 400 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,785 You sure that ankle's okay? You got Bobby Clark'd. 401 00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:55,487 Oh, Bobby's granddaughter hits harder than that. 402 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,288 - Thanks, Shoresy. - You bet. 403 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,900 (Shoresy exhales painfully) 404 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,278 Frankie, tu as une amie! 405 00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:21,979 - Oui. - C'est fantastique. 406 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,181 - Oui. - Super. 407 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,349 - Oui. - C'est super. 408 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,417 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 409 00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:27,386 Huh? 410 00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:29,253 So, this is where your head's been at? 411 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:31,290 - No. - Yeah, so you're what's more 412 00:16:31,389 --> 00:16:33,959 important than winning the entire fuckin' country. 413 00:16:35,426 --> 00:16:37,562 - What? - You can have him. 414 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,864 What is fucking going on here? 415 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,472 - Bit young, but... - We were engaged. 416 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,639 He wants me back. 417 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,076 What is wrong with you Quebec girls? 418 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,310 The Quebecois stand by their own. 419 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:53,945 Yeah, but why do you wanna stand by him? 420 00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:56,749 - I don't know. It's a thing. - Smells like fuckin' hotdogs. 421 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,817 - But I don't want him. - He's fuckin' JJ 422 00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:00,284 Frankfurter JJ. 423 00:17:00,785 --> 00:17:02,955 He's fucking Ballpark Beef Frank. 424 00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,022 I don't want him. 425 00:17:04,122 --> 00:17:05,624 Well, that makes fuckin' one of ya. 426 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,158 He's been chasing me around for weeks, 427 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,762 so I told him that. And now he's subtweeting me. 428 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,397 - Consensually? - You don't know 429 00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:13,831 what subtweeting means? - No. 430 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,134 He's all over social media 431 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,269 sending out these super dramatic public messages 432 00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:19,137 that aren't directly aimed at anyone, 433 00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:21,205 but everybody knows he's talking about me. 434 00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:23,341 - Like what? - I'll show you. 435 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,310 Translated to English. 436 00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:31,382 "Wow... never thought I'd feel like this." 437 00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:35,788 So, he's not saying this to anyone, he's just saying it? 438 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,022 - Yeah, keep-- - Huh? 439 00:17:37,121 --> 00:17:38,456 Yes, it's meant to create speculation. 440 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,426 Make people wonder. It's meant to cause some drama. 441 00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:42,694 Keep reading. One hour later. 442 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,196 "You never got to know the real me. 443 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,965 I'm glad I didn't let you." Oh, my God. 444 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,935 Keep going. An hour after that. 445 00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:53,504 "I know what I deserve and it's much more than this." 446 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,308 That's embarrassing. - How do you think I feel? 447 00:17:56,407 --> 00:17:58,377 Keep going. 15 minutes after that. 448 00:17:58,476 --> 00:18:00,478 "You don't deserve my tears. 449 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,881 You've taken enough." What a loser! 450 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,952 And Quebec girls want this guy? 451 00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,220 - No. - Huh? 452 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,455 No one wants him anymore. 453 00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:10,989 What about Laurence Laboeuf? 454 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,457 Laurence Laboeuf? She dumped him 455 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,693 after some big party you guys had. 456 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:19,197 A lot of rumors flying around about that night, so you know. 457 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,799 Most not true, I hope. 458 00:18:20,898 --> 00:18:23,534 (energetic club music) 459 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:25,704 What happened there?