1 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,517 ("Sunshine" by Nazareth) 2 00:00:37,911 --> 00:00:40,331 ♪ Sunshine ♪ 3 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:45,127 ♪ Every single day, helps to light my way ♪ 4 00:00:45,252 --> 00:00:47,380 ♪ And darlin' ♪ 5 00:00:48,881 --> 00:00:53,470 ♪ Right before my eyes it don't come as no surprise ♪ 6 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,390 ♪ That it's easy ♪ 7 00:01:00,601 --> 00:01:05,230 ♪ Easy loving you ♪ 8 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,068 ♪ And baby ♪ 9 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,113 ♪ 'Til you came along ♪ 10 00:01:13,238 --> 00:01:16,868 ♪ There was always something wrong around me ♪ 11 00:01:18,786 --> 00:01:20,997 ♪ There was emptiness, of course ♪ 12 00:01:22,164 --> 00:01:24,417 ♪ But it's alright ♪ 13 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:27,920 ♪ And it's easy ♪ 14 00:01:30,464 --> 00:01:34,928 ♪ Easy loving you ♪ 15 00:01:37,554 --> 00:01:39,890 ♪ And sunshine ♪ 16 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:45,271 ♪ Having you around you're the light I never found ♪ 17 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,273 ♪ And darlin' ♪ 18 00:01:48,482 --> 00:01:50,777 ♪ Every minute you're away ♪ 19 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,363 ♪ But it's brighter ♪ 20 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,784 ♪ And it's easy ♪ 21 00:02:00,452 --> 00:02:05,123 ♪ Easy loving you ♪ 22 00:02:11,839 --> 00:02:13,633 (music intensifies) 23 00:02:17,386 --> 00:02:19,054 (music stops abruptly) 24 00:02:19,179 --> 00:02:20,723 (Shoresy): What's a fuckin' webinar? 25 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,058 Only one is a webinar. (Shoresy): Huh? 26 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,809 - The other two are seminars. - Huh? 27 00:02:23,809 --> 00:02:25,645 We're in the National Senior Tournament. 28 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,021 - So? - So, we don't have time 29 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,314 for a web... what? - Webinar. 30 00:02:29,439 --> 00:02:30,691 Do what you're told, you dumb fuck. 31 00:02:30,816 --> 00:02:32,569 Fuck you, Ziig, ya fuckin' hee-haw. 32 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:33,986 Look at the wall, Shoresy. 33 00:02:35,112 --> 00:02:36,446 The other one. 34 00:02:36,905 --> 00:02:37,949 The other one. 35 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:40,617 The other one! - You're such a fuckin' idiot. 36 00:02:40,617 --> 00:02:42,119 - Ziig! - That one! 37 00:02:42,119 --> 00:02:44,164 (Nat): What does it say? - God, don't make him read it. 38 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,248 Where? (Nat): At the top! 39 00:02:46,373 --> 00:02:48,333 (Ziig): Just take it slow, buddy. Sound it out. 40 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:50,003 Can we put that thing back in its pen 41 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,337 before it poops on something? 42 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:53,463 "For the community, by the community." 43 00:02:53,463 --> 00:02:55,175 Seriously, it's gonna chew the corner of a chair. 44 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,552 We've got the best senior teams in Canada here, 45 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,011 including a ton of ex-pros, 46 00:02:59,136 --> 00:03:00,345 and we're gonna use this opportunity 47 00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:02,098 to give back to Sudbury. - With a webisode? 48 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,516 Webinar. (Shoresy): Huh? 49 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,350 The other two are seminars. (both): Two? 50 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:08,563 Yes, one webinar and two seminars. 51 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,439 (Ziig): For a total of what, Shoresy? 52 00:03:10,564 --> 00:03:11,690 Count it out on your fingers, bud. 53 00:03:11,815 --> 00:03:12,734 Count me outta all this, 54 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,360 ya fuckin' goat face. - Uh-uh. 55 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:16,612 As captain of the host Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, 56 00:03:16,737 --> 00:03:18,655 you have to show face. - Fer what?! 57 00:03:18,655 --> 00:03:21,201 - For the community. - By the community. 58 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,201 - That's ambitious, Nat. - Hockey players give back. 59 00:03:23,327 --> 00:03:25,580 Always have. They're good citizens. 60 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,582 They make themselves available to help. 61 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:28,874 They give their time. 62 00:03:28,999 --> 00:03:31,377 Like the hockey players before them gave their time. 63 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,881 You a hockey player, Shoresy? 64 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:41,261 - When's the first salmon arm? - Seminar. 65 00:03:41,386 --> 00:03:42,764 Seriously, how does he not have his piss 66 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,474 all down the front of him? - First game tonight. 67 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,266 First seminar tomorrow. Let's be ready 68 00:03:46,391 --> 00:03:48,727 for the Charlottetown Reds. - Unless you're too hurt. 69 00:03:48,852 --> 00:03:49,854 (mockingly): Unless you're too hurt. 70 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:51,231 He always finds a way to contribute. 71 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,648 Ready to drag your team into the fight? 72 00:03:52,773 --> 00:03:55,026 Already hearing chatter about how nice they are. 73 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:57,111 Who's their guy again, Ziig? 74 00:03:57,611 --> 00:03:58,820 (Laura): Gord Gallant. 75 00:03:58,946 --> 00:04:00,614 - Gorgeous Gord? - Tell me how you really feel. 76 00:04:00,739 --> 00:04:02,909 - He's a good-lookin' guy. - Just another slut. 77 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,827 How did you get to be such a straight tamale? 78 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,037 - Practice. - Huh? 79 00:04:07,037 --> 00:04:08,080 Dedication, hard work. 80 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,791 You're a straight ghost pepper. 81 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,250 I'm interviewing him after this. 82 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:13,253 - Interviewing who? - Gorgeous Gord. 83 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,255 - Well, I hope you're ready. - For what? 84 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,757 - You better get ready. - For what? 85 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,717 He's gonna take one look at you, he's gonna say, 86 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:21,594 "Oh, my God!" - No. 87 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,346 He's gonna take one look at you, he's gonna say, 88 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,472 "This place is great!" - I'm interviewing one standout 89 00:04:25,597 --> 00:04:27,140 player from each team you guys play. 90 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,642 These fuckin' guys. 91 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:31,061 They get to come to Sudbury and see the best thing we got. 92 00:04:31,061 --> 00:04:32,772 - Big Nickel? - Laura, you are 93 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,108 the best thing in Sudbury. - You're drunk. 94 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,484 You've seen me drunk. 95 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,611 (pulsing club music) 96 00:04:40,654 --> 00:04:42,864 I don't think you should get that drunk again. 97 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,116 I'm hearin' a lotta chatter 98 00:04:44,241 --> 00:04:46,202 about how nice these Charlottetown guys are. 99 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,537 - I bet Gord's a donkey. - I'll take that action. 100 00:04:48,662 --> 00:04:50,373 - Where'd you see him? - Tournament program. 101 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:51,582 Say he's earned his nickname? 102 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,209 I'd say bring a mop and bucket. 103 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,003 - You're such an idiot. - So, you're gonna be thinking 104 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,462 about him the next time you're just knockin' my socks off. 105 00:04:57,462 --> 00:04:59,382 - Oh? - Oh yeah, rockin' my world. 106 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,174 - Think so? - Gonna be all Gorgeous Gord 107 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,885 the next time you're just making my universe 108 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:04,721 literally melt around me. - Okay, dude. 109 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,347 I'm all like floating in planets all like fuckin'... 110 00:05:07,472 --> 00:05:09,308 - All fuckin' like what? - In orbit. 111 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:10,976 I'll be interviewing you, too. 112 00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:12,145 (both): Fer what?! 113 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,895 Don't forget to pencil me in, end of week. 114 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,649 I know you've been stepping out on me with that other guy. 115 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,027 Who? 116 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:23,322 (announcer): Welcome to the Sudbury Kids Sports Report. 117 00:05:23,447 --> 00:05:25,532 With your host, Jory Jordan. 118 00:05:25,657 --> 00:05:27,659 We have our first match-up results from the National 119 00:05:27,784 --> 00:05:29,245 Senior Tournament as the SOO Hunt have narrowly 120 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,371 edged the Vaughan Canadesi by a score of 3-2. 121 00:05:31,496 --> 00:05:33,498 And Les Rapides de Rawdon have bucked the Brooks Barrelmen 122 00:05:33,498 --> 00:05:34,750 by a score of 6-1. 123 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:37,587 But Brooks' Freezer Twins, they're hurting guys. 124 00:05:38,712 --> 00:05:39,671 (crowd jeers) 125 00:05:39,796 --> 00:05:41,591 As we prepare you for more tournament action 126 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,133 happening all week at the Sudbury arena, 127 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:45,553 we begin today's broadcast with one of my favorite segments, 128 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,471 Get with the Program. Let's get you introduced 129 00:05:47,471 --> 00:05:49,306 to the starting line-ups for tomorrow night's match-up 130 00:05:49,306 --> 00:05:50,808 between the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 131 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,517 and the Charlottetown Reds, via their official tournament 132 00:05:52,517 --> 00:05:54,354 program photos. Starting off with the host 133 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,688 Bulldogs captain, number 69, Shore. 134 00:05:56,813 --> 00:05:58,399 I've spent some time with this fellow recently, 135 00:05:58,524 --> 00:05:59,692 and if given the opportunity again, 136 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,693 I'd rather draw on my face with a box-cutter. 137 00:06:01,818 --> 00:06:03,529 Would you look at him? That's a face only a mother 138 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:06,198 should've smothered. Next, we have number 4, Goodleaf. 139 00:06:06,323 --> 00:06:07,950 A man with all the charm of a clogged toilet. 140 00:06:08,075 --> 00:06:10,202 I've seen more charisma from stains on a dog bed. 141 00:06:10,327 --> 00:06:12,537 Number 14, Hitchcock, who is now offering 142 00:06:12,662 --> 00:06:15,207 to sit on your front porch on Halloween, for a small fee. 143 00:06:15,207 --> 00:06:17,209 Number 3, JoDolo Diaby, 144 00:06:17,334 --> 00:06:20,171 who looks like he enjoyed some of the Johnny Red Eye that day. 145 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,382 Number 10, JJ Frankie JJ, 146 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,842 who I just know is walking around with a bad wipe. 147 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:27,010 And finally, number 19, Michaels, 148 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:28,512 who sees the puck quite well for a guy 149 00:06:28,512 --> 00:06:29,721 whose eyes are so close together. 150 00:06:29,846 --> 00:06:31,265 (buzzer honks) Moving on to the Charlottetown 151 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,974 Reds from the province of Prince Edward Island. 152 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,310 Been hearing lots of chatter about how nice these guys are. 153 00:06:35,435 --> 00:06:37,020 Let's meet 'em, ladies and gentlemen. 154 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:38,815 Here we've got starting goalie, number 30, 155 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,567 Ewen MacDonald. Who thinks this guy's ugly? 156 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:45,195 Ewen me both. Up next, we've got number 16, Murphy. 157 00:06:45,195 --> 00:06:47,407 See, now this fella's eyes are a bit too far apart, 158 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,616 which is something that happens when Mommy 159 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:49,950 goes glug-glug, while fetus is still 160 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:51,868 snug as a bug in a rug. That's right, kids, 161 00:06:51,868 --> 00:06:53,912 I'm talking about fetal alcohol syndrome. 162 00:06:54,037 --> 00:06:55,748 Moving on to number 9, Smith, 163 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,916 the face of Prince Edward Island dental care. 164 00:06:58,041 --> 00:06:59,584 Number 11, Kayden Campbell. 165 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:01,421 'Cause it wouldn't be a Canadian hockey team without a Kayden, 166 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:05,591 Hayden, Connor, or Cole. Number 27, Jackson Bernard. 167 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,092 Look at the forehead on this man. 168 00:07:07,217 --> 00:07:08,510 Careful downtown after dark, Jackie boy. 169 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:10,430 Someone's gonna write "skoden" on that thing. 170 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,683 And finally, hockey player or Hallmark movie hunk? 171 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,810 My god. Rounding out the starting line-up 172 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,145 for the Charlottetown Reds is the man known as Gorgeous-- 173 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:20,481 Gord Gallant. Thank you for your time today. 174 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,733 Thank you for your time, as well. It's been a pleasure. 175 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:24,443 Just a couple more questions for you. 176 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:25,820 How do you like your chances this week? 177 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,779 Well, it's an honor to be here with the best teams 178 00:07:27,779 --> 00:07:29,322 in the country and we believe we've earned our place 179 00:07:29,447 --> 00:07:31,366 among them. We're here 'cause no one can out work us. 180 00:07:31,491 --> 00:07:32,868 We're confident we can continue to win that way. 181 00:07:32,993 --> 00:07:34,579 - Why the Reds? - Prince Edward Island 182 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:35,912 has the red sand and the red fox, 183 00:07:35,912 --> 00:07:37,789 and Anne of Green Gables' hair is also red. 184 00:07:37,789 --> 00:07:39,666 - Thanks. - That's it? 185 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:41,376 - That's it. - Professional duties concluded? 186 00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:42,878 - Clocking out. - You're off the clock? 187 00:07:43,003 --> 00:07:44,212 Just in time for gin o'clock. 188 00:07:44,337 --> 00:07:45,673 I didn't wanna cross any professional boundaries 189 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,133 while you're at work, but if you're off now... 190 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,635 - I'm seeing someone. - Ah, I figured. 191 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,137 Thanks again. 192 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,724 Well, I hope he's kind, gentle, and compassionate. 193 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,392 Nope. 194 00:07:58,185 --> 00:08:00,645 (energetic hip-hop music) 195 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,133 (Miig): Shoresy, c'mere. 196 00:08:30,133 --> 00:08:31,344 Fer what? 197 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,179 You're doing a quick hit for BROdude. 198 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,013 Well, a little heads up would've been nice. 199 00:08:35,138 --> 00:08:37,057 Cut the lip, slut. (Shoresy moos) 200 00:08:37,182 --> 00:08:39,060 You're familiar with Anik Archambault? 201 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,061 - BROdude. - She's so hot. 202 00:08:41,186 --> 00:08:42,647 She's a bit young but... 203 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,522 (fans cheering) 204 00:08:44,522 --> 00:08:46,108 Good to go? 205 00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:48,860 Shoresy, gonna be an idiot out there 206 00:08:48,985 --> 00:08:50,655 for our audience tonight? - Probably. 207 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,364 Anik Archambault here with the man who needs 208 00:08:52,489 --> 00:08:53,950 no introduction to our audience. 209 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,035 Shoresy, what's the Bulldogs' game plan 210 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,703 for the Charlottetown Reds tonight? 211 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,622 Well, we know these guys love hard work. 212 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,498 That's all we've been hearin' about 'em for the last week. 213 00:09:01,498 --> 00:09:03,709 So, that and how fuckin' nice they are, so... 214 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,378 Wait, can I swear on here? - Fuck no. 215 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,504 You know, it's like they want me to fuck one of them, 216 00:09:07,504 --> 00:09:09,757 so many people telling me how nice they are, but... 217 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,383 You know, we gotta come out hard and fast here. 218 00:09:11,383 --> 00:09:13,386 Show 'em we're here to compete. And when they come out hard, 219 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,220 we'll come out harder. So, you know, we stick 220 00:09:15,345 --> 00:09:16,806 to our game plan out there. Keep it simple. 221 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,266 Do the little things right. And, uh... 222 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,392 think we'll come out with a W. - Thanks, Shoresy. 223 00:09:20,517 --> 00:09:21,893 You bet. 224 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,897 - Bad? - Wow. 225 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,357 I know. How many hockey clichés 226 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,566 can you fit into one interview? - He was good. 227 00:09:28,692 --> 00:09:30,235 - Really? - Well, Shoresy's never 228 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,362 been short on words. 229 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,905 I think we've got something here. 230 00:09:33,488 --> 00:09:36,367 (Gord): Gentlemen, good luck out here tonight. All the best. 231 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,160 Wanted to let you know we brought a ton of fresh 232 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,869 Atlantic lobster as a gift to the hosts. 233 00:09:39,869 --> 00:09:42,580 We're good anytime. Just let-- - What the fuck are you doin'? 234 00:09:42,706 --> 00:09:44,791 - What? - Get the fuck outta here. 235 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:46,252 - Buddy... - Why are you still fuckin' here 236 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,253 talkin' to me? You're trying to be my buddy? 237 00:09:48,378 --> 00:09:50,589 - Come on. - He wants to be my buddy, Jim. 238 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:51,757 - Yeah. - Jim? 239 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,008 - Yes. - Jim? 240 00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:54,759 Gotta think there's more to it than the lobster. 241 00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:56,137 - Get the fuck outta here. - Relax. 242 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,263 What's the matter with this guy? - I tell it to ya once. 243 00:09:58,388 --> 00:09:59,724 - Unbelievable. - This is how I tell ya 244 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,017 the next fuckin' time! - Cut the shit! 245 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,935 - Get the fuck outta here. - Get the fuck out! 246 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,354 - Cut the shit! - Get the fuck outta here! 247 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,897 Get outta here! - What are you gonna do? 248 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,234 Only you could almost start a warm-up brawl 249 00:10:11,234 --> 00:10:12,527 with the nicest guy in hockey. 250 00:10:12,652 --> 00:10:13,988 I don't care how fuckin' nice he is. 251 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,656 Shoresy, way to drag your team into the fight. 252 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,907 Yep. (Hitch): That's how ya sets the tone, b'y. 253 00:10:17,907 --> 00:10:19,451 I don't care how fuckin' nice they are. 254 00:10:19,576 --> 00:10:20,953 (speaking French) 255 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,955 Why's he talkin' to me about fuckin' supper before the game? 256 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,915 (Goody): Have you ever had a Malpeque oyster? 257 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:27,334 - So good. - Shoresy, where's Frankie been? 258 00:10:27,459 --> 00:10:30,046 - Frankie? Huh? - Yeah. Where's he been? 259 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,131 Well, it's maple syrup season in Quebec. 260 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:34,300 - He's been gone all week. - Well, maple leaf sandwich 261 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,761 cookies are pretty good. - Just got in this afternoon. 262 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,970 Well, maple-glazed apple blondies are pretty good. 263 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:41,014 - Boys are gonna be buzzin'. - They'll be all over us. 264 00:10:41,139 --> 00:10:42,474 Gotta wear 'em down with the body. 265 00:10:42,599 --> 00:10:43,975 We'll give 'em the lumber. 266 00:10:43,975 --> 00:10:45,478 Your line's starting. 267 00:10:46,436 --> 00:10:47,772 Fuck's sake. 268 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,398 What? Oh. 269 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,985 (chiming electronic music) 270 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,257 (crowd cheering) 271 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,883 (Shoresy): Give him an option! 272 00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:19,136 (players shouting indistinctly) 273 00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:25,935 (whistle blows) 274 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,144 (crowd jeers) (Sanguinet): Hey Ref, time out! 275 00:11:28,561 --> 00:11:30,480 (music continues) 276 00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:44,704 Not gonna say anything, Sanger? 277 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,037 Catch your fuckin' breath. 278 00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:47,956 Well, we can't lose the first game of the fuckin' 279 00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:49,959 tournament, boys. Gotta match that effort 280 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,128 and find that gear. My line? - Shoresy's line. 281 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,754 Let's go. Frankie, centre. 282 00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:57,299 All right, Gord. Let's go, Gord. 283 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,468 Let's play hockey, Gord. Let's battle. 284 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,722 (whistle blows) Fuck is that? 285 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,806 What the fuck is that? (ref): 19 you're goin' for two. 286 00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:06,434 He fuckin' slashed me. (Shoresy): Fuck's sakes! 287 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,727 You want the rough or the slash? 288 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,561 - That's horseshit. - Get him a doctor. 289 00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:12,355 Check him out. Check his ovaries. 290 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:17,695 (crowd cheers) 291 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,903 (horn bellows) 292 00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:20,698 (Shoresy): There ya go, Fishy! There ya go, Fishy! 293 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:23,325 On the board here, boys. Let's keep'er goin' here now! 294 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:27,747 (crowd cheers) 295 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,706 (Shoresy): Attaboy, JoDolo! 296 00:12:29,706 --> 00:12:31,584 JoDolo like ya don't know. 297 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,627 Get the lead here, boys. Let's pad it. 298 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,253 Let's pad that fuckin' lead! 299 00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:38,257 (crowd cheers) 300 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,008 (Shoresy): There's Goody! There's Goody! 301 00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:42,927 Everyone on the scoresheet here, boys. Everyone chippin' in. 302 00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:45,222 (Sanguinet): Two goal lead's the worst lead in hockey, boys! 303 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,681 (Shoresy): Who wants the next one, boys? 304 00:12:46,806 --> 00:12:48,309 Who's fuckin' gettin' it? 305 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,352 (electronic music) 306 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,604 (crowd cheers) 307 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,937 (Shoresy): The Jims with the dagger. 308 00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:56,776 Jims with the fuckin' dagger! Nice work, Jims! 309 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,944 (buzzer honks) 310 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,613 (crowd cheers) 311 00:13:01,321 --> 00:13:03,782 (Anik): Shoresy, bit of a rocky start for the Bulldogs, 312 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:05,785 but you were able to claw your way back. 313 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,453 What changed after the first Reds' goal? 314 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,287 Well, you know, the first rule of playoff hockey 315 00:13:09,412 --> 00:13:10,830 is don't get too high, don't get too low. 316 00:13:10,955 --> 00:13:12,373 So, you know, I think it was the right time 317 00:13:12,499 --> 00:13:14,627 for Sanger to call a timeout there, get the boys refocused 318 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,128 and obviously we went out and potted one right after. 319 00:13:17,128 --> 00:13:19,422 Never looked back. So, he's a good coach. 320 00:13:19,422 --> 00:13:21,383 Looked like you and nice guy, Gord Gallant, 321 00:13:21,508 --> 00:13:23,801 were having words in warm-up. What happened there? 322 00:13:23,927 --> 00:13:25,554 I think he was trying to fuck me. 323 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,722 Ooh, what did you say? 324 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,431 You have to be a lot nicer than that. 325 00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:30,267 - Thanks, Shoresy. - You bet. 326 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,103 Fascinating. 327 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,314 Yeah, he really doesn't give a shit, huh? 328 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,234 I think he's good on camera if he can shoot from the hip. 329 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,777 Fucking useless if you ask him to read, though. 330 00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:42,445 Yeah, we've got something here. 331 00:13:42,445 --> 00:13:44,614 You got a rowdy booster club, eh? 332 00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:45,657 (players chattering) 333 00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:46,992 Looks like the fuckin' NOSHO 334 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,536 runner-ups just fuckin' ran 'em up. 335 00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:51,080 (players cheer) 336 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,330 Runners-up. 337 00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,334 Well, boys, 338 00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:59,629 two outta three perfect periods ain't too bad. 339 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:01,839 Michaels, you get the game stick. 340 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:04,343 (players cheer) 341 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,137 (upbeat hip-hop music) 342 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,535 (music ends) 343 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,869 (distant siren wailing) 344 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,166 You're early. 345 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,792 (Hitch): If you're not ten minutes early... 346 00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:39,168 - You're late. - I'm sorry, 347 00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:40,713 I had to pee so bad. 348 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,300 - Why is Michaels here? Huh? - He's... he's gonna MC. 349 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,051 - He's rapping? - Oh, my God! 350 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,054 - Master of Ceremonies. - What it do, what it does. 351 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,056 Are you guys ready to give back to the community? 352 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,516 I love doing charity work, Nat. 353 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,560 (Shoresy): Shut the fuck up, Michaels, ya fuckin' doink. 354 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,311 This is the first seminar of the week, 355 00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:57,771 and it is going to be a great one. 356 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,272 Let's set the tone in here now. 357 00:14:59,772 --> 00:15:01,150 We've got the captain of the Sudbury 358 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,402 Blueberry Bulldogs, the three alternate captains, 359 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,902 and the best goalie in the NOSHO. 360 00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:06,946 - Aw, Nat, thanks. - And the subject 361 00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:09,282 of today's seminar is nutrition. 362 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,825 - Yes! - Nutrition? 363 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,161 What about it? 364 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,162 - What about what? - Nutrition. 365 00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:16,248 - All about it. - Just like food groups 366 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,584 and carbs and fats and all that? - Settle down. 367 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,960 No, like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 368 00:15:21,085 --> 00:15:22,588 My three favorite meals. Heh-heh. 369 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:23,839 (Nat): These kids are nine, dude. 370 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,465 All about nutrition in here, boys. 371 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,091 Big day for nutrition in here now. 372 00:15:27,091 --> 00:15:28,801 It was a joke, guys. 373 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,847 That breakfast, lunch, and dinner are my three favorite meals. 374 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,223 There's only three meals in a day. 375 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,559 - Michaels, shut the fuck-- - We just gotta tell 'em 376 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,604 what we has for breakfast? - Don't complicate this. 377 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,730 These kids look up to you. Just tell them what you do 378 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,940 to prepare for a game, and they'll eat it right up. 379 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,402 - Ooh, nice pun, Nat. - Put in the time, 380 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,863 give the kids a thrill, and wrap it up. 381 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,531 We've gotta get ready for the Italians. 382 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,657 I heard they're real fast. 383 00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:53,285 If they're Italians, they're fast. 384 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,872 - Is that racist? - Probably. 385 00:15:58,998 --> 00:16:00,584 (Nat): You guys ready? - I think so. 386 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,503 (Nat): All right, I'm bringing them in. 387 00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:06,464 I'm so hungry and now we have to talk about food. 388 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,969 What are Cory and Liam doing here? 389 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,552 We're counselors at the hockey school. 390 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,012 Those kids are gonna be awful. 391 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,598 (Michaels): Is this all that's coming? 392 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,724 You're senior whale crap hockey players. No one cares. 393 00:16:16,849 --> 00:16:20,144 (Nat): Everybody grab a seat. - This is it? 394 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,147 Get started. 395 00:16:23,523 --> 00:16:27,319 Okay, welcome, everyone, to today's nutrition seminar. 396 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,280 As many of you know, my name is Mark Michaels. 397 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,075 Okay. Uh, why don't we introduce ourselves? 398 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,203 Michaels just tell 'em what you have for breakfast. 399 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,287 Well, uh, the most important thing about hockey 400 00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:40,833 is how you prepare. - No, the most important 401 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,667 thing in hockey is winning. - Shoresy. 402 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,460 Michaels, just tell 'em what you have for breakfast. 403 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,839 We got the Italians tomorrow. - Well, oddly enough, guys, 404 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,799 I'm starting a new thing so-- - Hitch, whaddaya have 405 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,134 for breakfast? - Eggs. 406 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,426 - Sick. - Eggs are nice. 407 00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:53,595 Why are you telling us what you had for breakfast? 408 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,179 Doesn't he have to raise his hand first-- 409 00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,224 - Raise your hand, please? - Yes, and your name? 410 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,766 - Doesn't matter. - Why are you telling us 411 00:16:58,891 --> 00:16:59,893 what you had for breakfast? 412 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,310 Just giving you some nutrition tips. 413 00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:02,646 Eggs for breakfast isn't a tip. 414 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,356 - Eggs are unbelievable. - Just there's gonna be 415 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,023 some other tips comin'. Stuff you probably 416 00:17:06,023 --> 00:17:08,318 haven't thought about. - Goody, how do you cook your eggs? 417 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,236 - My girlfriend cooks 'em. - Must be nice. 418 00:17:10,361 --> 00:17:11,696 How does she cook them? - Over easy. 419 00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:14,116 - Over easy's nice. - Eggs on toast is pretty good. 420 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,324 - Oh yeah. - Pretty gangster. 421 00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:17,118 - Yep. - Are they trolling us right now? 422 00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:18,537 Michaels, let's try this again. 423 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,039 Whaddaya have for breakfast? - Well, I'm actually doing 424 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,622 a new thing called intermittent fasting. 425 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,125 Dolo, whaddaya have for breakfast? 426 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,792 (kids giggle) 427 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,088 Oh yeah, a little scramby? Lil scrambo? 428 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,214 Their parents paid 65 bucks for this. 429 00:17:30,339 --> 00:17:32,384 (Michaels): You uh, put anything in those eggs, Dolo? 430 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,554 Ooh, cheese. Okay, but stay away from cheese 431 00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:37,638 in the pre-game. 432 00:17:37,764 --> 00:17:39,224 Cheese can go either way on ya, b'ys. 433 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,725 What the frig is happening here? 434 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,226 Probably just wanna stick with some peppers, 435 00:17:42,351 --> 00:17:43,603 maybe some onions, little bit of ham. 436 00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:45,355 - Ham's nice. - That's a Denver omelette. 437 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,566 - No, that's a Western omelette. - It's the same thing. 438 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,900 - Are they? - Yeah. 439 00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:51,653 What do you think of that tip, Cor? 440 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,196 - What tip? - Just guys, be careful 441 00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:54,740 with the stoves, okay? - You think they're making 442 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,324 their own breakfast? They're nine. 443 00:17:56,449 --> 00:17:58,159 - Their moms do it. - Or their dads. 444 00:17:58,284 --> 00:17:59,994 All right, Michaels, you ready to play ball? 445 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,039 I stop eating from 6 p.m. to 12 noon, 446 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,874 so technically my first meal's lunch, so it's-- 447 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,626 Whaddaya have for lunch? (kids laugh) 448 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,419 - I'm more of a fruit guy but-- - You said it, not me. 449 00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:09,922 (kids giggle) 450 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,965 (Nat): The kids loved him. 451 00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:14,301 Michaels? (Nat): Shoresy. 452 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,096 (Miig and Ziig): Shoresy? - Yep, all three of 'em. 453 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,763 I'd love to see that audience grow. 454 00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:20,515 You've got two more seminars with him? 455 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,599 One is a webinar. 456 00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,476 Maybe just let him focus on hockey. 457 00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:24,770 He didn't have his strongest game 458 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,687 against the Charlottetown Reds. - He sucked. 459 00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:29,316 - He didn't suck. - 4-1 win and he was minus one. 460 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,568 - He's hurt. - Yeah, they're all hurt. 461 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,195 Frankie might be our only healthy guy. 462 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,780 But Shoresy always finds a way to contribute. 463 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,406 We can always count on him for that. 464 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,157 We need him focused on the Italians. 465 00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:39,952 If they're Italian, they're gonna be fast. 466 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,204 Is that racist? (Miig and Ziig): No. 467 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,205 We'll need to keep an eye out for Sly Sylvestri. 468 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,957 He'll be bringin' it. - Bringing what? 469 00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,792 The lumber. 470 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,879 (dramatic hip-hop music) 471 00:18:59,178 --> 00:19:00,472 (pool cue clacks on ball) 472 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,684 Hey, Gordy! Gordo! 473 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,477 Hey, how long does that crab stay good? 474 00:19:06,477 --> 00:19:07,896 (Gord): What? - Will it stay good 475 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,897 four or five days 'til the tournament's over? 476 00:19:10,022 --> 00:19:11,191 - What are you-- - Huh? 477 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,984 - What do you want? - Well, I wanna eat up 478 00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,653 all that crab you brought. Drink some beers. 479 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,530 - It was lobster. - You said crab. 480 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,032 - No, I didn't. - I was sure you said crab. 481 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,868 Well, then you weren't listening. 482 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,120 Was really looking forward to that crab, Gord. 483 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:25,955 Look, I don't know what lobsters eat, 484 00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,832 but if you need some food to keep 'em good 485 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:30,127 for a little while, I'll see if I can find some food. 486 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,837 Let's eat it up once the tournament's over. 487 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,045 Drink some beers. 488 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,300 But if you can get some crab brought in... 489 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,676 Fuckin' loser. 490 00:19:40,052 --> 00:19:42,347 (hip-hop music)