1 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:15,615 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:16,950 (camera shutter snaps) 3 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,386 Try one leaning on your stick. 4 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:21,788 Tighten up, slut. 5 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:23,990 What if you do one looking over your shoulder 6 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,158 at the camera? 7 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:27,027 No, no, no, no. 8 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:27,894 No? 9 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:29,195 (speaking French) 10 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,131 - Why not? - Soft. 11 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,967 I think the b'ys should be goin' only so far with all this. 12 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,402 Fine. 13 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:40,607 (Hitch scoffs) 14 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:45,311 What're ya doin', me son? 15 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:47,447 - What're you doin'? - Your face? 16 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:48,915 - Huh? - Bro. 17 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:51,384 - What's he doin'? - What's it look like? 18 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,053 - Why does he have his tarp on? - What? 19 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,320 (Shoresy): Huh? - Why would he have 20 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,189 his tarp off? - Because if I'm a broad 21 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,791 lookin' at a sexy calendar o' dudes, 22 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,859 I'm probably hopin' they have their tarps off. 23 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,194 Your face is orange. 24 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,896 It looks like you ate an Oompa Loompa's mitt. 25 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,597 What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? 26 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:06,466 You look like the tip of Chester Cheetah's dick, 27 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,001 my guy. - Did you get a spray tan? 28 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,036 Well, I thought everybody would have a spray tan. 29 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:11,538 - Why? - Because if I'm a broad 30 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:13,239 lookin' at a sexy calendar o' dudes, 31 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,241 I'm probably hopin' they have a spray tan. 32 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,443 Settle down. 33 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:17,477 And what's with the sunglasses? 34 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,279 - Me? - Oh, my God. 35 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,047 After I got the spray tan, 36 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,483 I looked at myself in the mirror and the whites of my eyes 37 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:25,218 were so white it kinda freaked me out. 38 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:27,654 Does no one else think that this is hilarious? 39 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:29,522 - Wanna get lippy? - Just take them off. 40 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:31,491 Take your top off too. Let's have a look at you. 41 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:33,793 I'm gonna wait 'til the grease down to take my tarp off. 42 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,929 - Grease down? - Oh, my God. 43 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,163 So dumb! 44 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:38,798 Why would you have a grease down? 45 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,600 Because if I'm a broad looking at a sexy calendar 46 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,802 o' dudes, I'm probably hopin' they're greased down! 47 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:44,437 How is that shade of orange even an option? 48 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:47,173 I mean, it's almost offensive. - Shut the fuck up, Michaels! 49 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:48,975 Is your whole body that colour? 50 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,443 - Yeah! - Even your junk? 51 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,678 - Yeah. - Nice. 52 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:53,880 - They did your junk, too? - I did my own junk. 53 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,149 - How? - You just take the spray gun 54 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,984 and you spray your junk. A monkey could do it. 55 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,353 - Did you do your butthole, too? - Let's just get these guys 56 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:03,189 greased down and spray tanned so we can be done with it. 57 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:05,191 You want everyone to get a spray tan? 58 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:07,327 - Well, except Dolo. - Why not Dolo? 59 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:10,563 Well, he can if he wants to. He's included. You're an idiot. 60 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:13,166 - This is a bit much. - You look ill. 61 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,668 You've been a real cunt since you got good hair, Ziig. 62 00:02:15,668 --> 00:02:17,871 - Why did you do all this? - Because a year ago, 63 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:20,039 you were gonna fold the team. 64 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:21,741 We couldn't win a game. 65 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:23,076 But then you kept the team together 66 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,245 and we won the league. Now no one can beat us. 67 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:29,682 So, if you say you want us to do a sexy calendar so that 68 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:32,252 you can host the National Senior Tournament... 69 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:33,553 So we can. 70 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,388 Sudbury. 71 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:37,457 - For the community. - By the community. 72 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,992 What are you trying to say, Shoresy? 73 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,627 Whatever... 74 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:43,830 (chokes back tears) ...you need from me. 75 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,032 - Give your balls a tug. - Ugh! 76 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,868 I got you. 77 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:52,639 (soft electronic pop music) 78 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:03,183 Go get a spray tan. Then come back here, 79 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,385 take your tarps off and get a grease down. 80 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:08,087 - Yes, sir. - You sluts are gonna 81 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:09,522 make me some money. 82 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:27,740 You're up first, captain. 83 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,580 (music intensifies) 84 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,518 (music stops abruptly) 85 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,720 (Hitch): Now the b'ys just has to decide, 86 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,323 do we wanna be the best team in the league this year, 87 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:46,359 or do we wanna be the best team in the league ever? 88 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:48,595 (car horn honks) 89 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,066 (chuckles) 90 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,701 What are you doing? 91 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:58,004 I can't. 92 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:01,274 - What? - Gotta go home. 93 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,978 - Why? - Accountability. 94 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,947 I wouldn't ask you guys to do anything 95 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,882 that I wouldn't do myself. 96 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,752 I could've gone home last night 97 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,254 with a girl I've been trying to take home 98 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,289 for a year, and I didn't. 99 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,824 - Laura? - No. 100 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:20,059 Well, that's who you've been trying to take home for a year. 101 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,728 It wasn't Laura Mohr. That's account-- 102 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,263 If it wasn't Laura Mohr, who was it? 103 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,832 Buddy, I got broads from North Bay to Blind River 104 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,400 who want me to bang 'em. - Nice. 105 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,102 Fuckin' broads from Timiskaming to Nipissing 106 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,204 want me to dink 'em. - Well, it's alls I'm sayin'-- 107 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,039 Fuckin' Manitoulin to Magnetawan, bitch. 108 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:35,541 - Well, come on out of it then. - What are you even doin' here? 109 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,177 - I can wait in the bat'room. - Yeah, just give us five. 110 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,816 Accountability. (Hitch): Frankie, 111 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:46,419 tell Laurence not to leave her tampons on the counter. 112 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,087 (Big Sexy): Tit fucker. - No, those are Frankie's. 113 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:49,622 Laurence leaves hers under the sink. 114 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:50,790 (chuckles) 115 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,091 (in French): Nothing. 116 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:53,826 I withstanded from sex. 117 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:55,495 - Withstood. - Withstood from it? 118 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,764 - Just withstood. - I didn't smash her, 119 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:00,099 not Laura Mohr, okay? 120 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,103 Two nights before our final game with the Yanks. 121 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:06,939 Mm-hmm. But I'm not here to tell you to... 122 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,975 (snaps fingers) - Refrain. 123 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,610 - Refrain it? - Refrain from it. 124 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:13,179 I'm not here to tell you not to hammer ass. 125 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:15,848 But you need to be accountable. 126 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,684 Right? You never got any legs in the third 127 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:20,153 'cause ya already played a period between the sheets. 128 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,522 If you wanna hammer ass all day, 129 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,857 ya can't be doggin' it come game time. 130 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,162 When's the last time you had a Pogo? 131 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,463 Hitch, ya got a dip? 132 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,165 (Hitch): Can I come where you're to now, or what? 133 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,833 - No just a sec. - Okay, just let me know 134 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,469 and I'll come where you're at. - Let's listen up here now. 135 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,806 You got teammates that rely on you. 136 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:42,442 And a whole town that's depending on you. 137 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,310 You need to be accountable. 138 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:48,748 So maybe you try, just once, 139 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:51,217 not hammerin' ass, 140 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:53,486 all night, the night before a game. 141 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,356 Dolo? 142 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,327 - Goody? - Settle down. 143 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,763 Fuckin' eh. 144 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,198 Little accountability in here, boys. 145 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,600 Let's get some accountability goin' here now. 146 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:09,402 (Shoresy): Home. 147 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:12,171 (Hitch): B'ys, I'll pay a loonie for a martoonie. 148 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:14,540 (Nat): Alright. Let's hear it. 149 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,210 (Ziig): 30 grand total in calendar sales. 150 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,811 (Miig): Give or take. 151 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,580 (Nat): Nice work, sluts. 152 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,482 (Ziig): 30 fucking grand. 153 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:25,017 (Nat): And what did The Man Advantage bring us up to? 154 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:27,186 (Ziig): 40. (Miig): Give or take. 155 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,654 (Nat): Still 10 short. 156 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:31,057 (Ziig): But 40 fucking grand. 157 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:36,929 (Nat): Well, ladies, ideas? 158 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:39,065 (Dad): Let's say a prayer. 159 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,767 God is good, 160 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,602 God is great, 161 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:45,037 we thank him our food. Amen. 162 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:46,873 (all): Amen. 163 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,575 Uh, should we be saying a prayer 164 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,544 for the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs? 165 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:53,913 - They don't need it. - Yeah, we'll give 'em 166 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,948 a cheers then, instead. 167 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,417 Now, I don't wanna mention winnin' 168 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,085 'cause I don't wanna jinx it, 169 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,954 so I will just say... 170 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,990 ya don't wanna lose to the Yanks. 171 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:04,991 Cheers! 172 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:06,626 (all): Cheers! 173 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,429 (bottles and glasses clanging) - And welcome, Mikey. 174 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:13,166 - So, Mikey... - Here we go. 175 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,902 - What's wrong with just Mike? - Waffle. 176 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:17,303 I like it. It's fun. 177 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:19,105 Not sayin' there's anything wrong with it. 178 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,073 - It's playful. - Just sayin' Mikey Tyson 179 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,675 doesn't have quite the same weight to it. 180 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:24,977 - You go by Shoresy, idiot. - That was aggressive. 181 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,813 - Why are you telling me? - You wanna see aggressive? 182 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,815 I think it might be time for you to go use 183 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,183 some pot, Free. Chillax. 184 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,652 No one here uses pot, if your parents ask. 185 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:34,454 Maybe not anyone here right this second, 186 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,656 but it smells like Free was using in her car before. 187 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,124 - Bro-- - Shut up. 188 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,392 - Me? - Him. 189 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,828 So, what do you like to do for fun, Mikey? 190 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,896 - Um... - He likes E-sports. 191 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,265 - E-sports? - Video games, Dad! 192 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:47,767 - He likes video games. - Oh. 193 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,235 It's legit, Waffle. There's like, 194 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:51,404 tournaments and leagues. - Mitch Marner owns a league. 195 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:52,972 E-sports are like, really popular. 196 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,308 Doesn't make 'em respectable. (slurps soup) 197 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,777 So, how many people play in your league, Mikey? 198 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,712 Yeah, Mikey, what's the concussion protocol 199 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,080 in your league? - What colour 200 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,482 are most of the kids? - What's the trophy 201 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,717 you play for, the fuckin' Reese Peanut Butter Cup? 202 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:07,253 I heard Mikey's the hardest workin' player in his league. 203 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,755 Hardest worker? Only thing these guys play through 204 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:12,592 is having to fuckin' pee from drinkin' fuckin' pop. 205 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:13,993 - Waffle! - I only do it 206 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,862 'cause I love you, Kayla. He gets vetted 207 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:18,064 just like everybody who wants to date my family. 208 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:19,499 Amen. 209 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,435 Except Free, since she was already in the family. 210 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:23,769 (Mo laughs) 211 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:26,539 Hey, Mikey, speaking of embarrassing, 212 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,074 why don't you ask Shoresy about the time 213 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,309 his ninth grade girlfriend came running into my room 214 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:32,912 crying 'cause he couldn't get it up? 215 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:36,749 - I didn't wanna get it up. - Oh? 216 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,951 Mikey, if she saw that big dink, boy, 217 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,686 she'd really be crying. - Oh, my God. 218 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,288 (Shoresy): I was just lookin' out for her. 219 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:43,456 - Were ya? - She'd never be 220 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,358 the same after that! - What's it? 221 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,959 Kid's got her whole life ahead of her. 222 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,160 Was that Sarah? (Shoresy): That's somebody's 223 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,395 daughter, you know? - Amber. 224 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:50,630 I said you think you want it. 225 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,831 You got no idea what you're gettin' 226 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,766 yourself into here. - Okay, Waffle. 227 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:55,968 Who knows where she'd be today. 228 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,937 (laughs) - Don't feel too bad for him, 229 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:01,140 though. Looks like everything was workin' just fine 230 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:02,975 on our family vacation in Cuba. 231 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,243 Free. 232 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:08,114 When he was makin' out with a girl that was... a guy? 233 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,816 (inhales deeply) 234 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:12,351 That's the fuckin' hottest guy I ever seen. 235 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:14,186 - She was a real hot guy. - Dad! 236 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:15,988 - He thought she was hot too! - Hot guy. 237 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:18,291 A lot can happen after 10 beers, huh, Waffle? 238 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,327 Mikey, I thought she was a girl. 239 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,462 - She was a real hot guy. - Good lips. 240 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:25,698 - Dad! - Those gals pay good money 241 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,500 to get themselves lookin' like that. 242 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,735 So, you can't be too shocked if they get the odd one by ya. 243 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,071 I don't think it's fair if they don't tell ya up front. 244 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,407 - And really good on him. - I'll tell you who this 245 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,842 whole thing is most unfair to, 246 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:40,079 is girls who already look a little bit like guys. 247 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,280 (Shoresy laughs) - Dad! 248 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,915 I'm just sayin', the way things are goin', 249 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,318 if she looks a little bit like a guy, 250 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,386 you've gotta mind, she probably really is one. 251 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:49,155 Time to pull a U-ey. 252 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,991 Hey, what else ya got, Free? This is batting practice. 253 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,660 (Mo sighs) - Go Bulldogs. 254 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,696 Go get 'em, yeah? (Shoresy): We will. 255 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,831 - I love you. - Love you, too. 256 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:00,666 (indistinct chatter) 257 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:01,734 Okay. 258 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,736 Love you, bro. (Shoresy): Love you, too. 259 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:06,072 Hey, good luck. Go get that record. 260 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,741 - We will. - W, baby. W. 261 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,343 W. 262 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,779 (Mo): Don't let me down, boy. (Shoresy): We won't. 263 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,214 Don't forget what I taught ya. 264 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,049 If you can't win, don't play. (Dad): Come here, you. 265 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,285 (Mo): Love you, bro. (Shoresy): Love you, bro. 266 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,189 (Dad sighs) 267 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,258 I'm so proud of you, son. 268 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,261 So, so proud of you. 269 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,765 Are you crying? 270 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,801 I love you. (Shoresy): Love you, too. 271 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,371 (Free grunts then laughs) 272 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,573 (laughing) 273 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,742 (Mo speaks indistinctly) 274 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,343 I'm glad we're all so close. 275 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:46,746 Hey, success isn't success 276 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,181 unless you have someone to share it with. Yeah? 277 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:55,321 (emotional R&B music) 278 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,337 (♪) 279 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,079 (music intensifies) 280 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,466 (music fades) 281 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,169 (rock music) 282 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,308 Anik Archambault here joined by panelists 283 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,043 Jay Onrait, Tessa Bonhomme, 284 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,878 and the man they call RA. 285 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,080 Mesdames and messieurs, 286 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,581 the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 287 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,517 Persimmon Pomapoos would sound tougher. 288 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,619 It's all hands on deck for what could very well be 289 00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:02,288 a record-setting night in the Soo. 290 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,958 - Wait, Soo Ontario or... - Soo Michigan, baby. 291 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,127 The Bulldogs Bluester Club will reportedly 292 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,329 be out in numbers in hope of seeing their team 293 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:11,697 make some history stateside. 294 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:13,899 Long way to go for the Tangerine Toy Poodles. 295 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,335 There's no shortage of bad blood between these two teams 296 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,637 as Shoresy took clear aim at new additions 297 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:22,541 Delaney, Palmer, and Schnurr in their last contest. 298 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,276 Let's have a look at excerpts from that edition 299 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:25,978 of Bulldogs Mic'd UP. 300 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,080 Schnurr! Hey Delaney, 301 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,548 know where we can get some nose beers? 302 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:30,850 (Delaney): Yeah, I've got a guy. 303 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,219 Let's get a couple grams, go on OnlyFans. 304 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,421 Hey, fell asleep in the recliner the other night. 305 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,323 Thought of you. Can you even cross over, 306 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:40,993 Palmer, you big, dumb fuck? - Shut the fuck up, Shoresy! 307 00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:42,394 I hope your guys bring their A-game. 308 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:44,130 Americans hate losing to Canadians. 309 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,565 Canadians hate losing to Americans. 310 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,868 - Can't we all just get along? - Hell no. 311 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,069 - Hard no. - I know! 312 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,737 And now it's up to the Bulldogs. 313 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:55,040 Do they wanna be the best team in the league this year, 314 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,110 or do they wanna be the best team in the league, ever? 315 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,947 (electronic dance music) 316 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,040 (♪) 317 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:46,892 (♪) 318 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:09,048 (Liam): Well, well, well, look who finally came around. 319 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,051 Not too worried about getting your dink sucked tonight, eh? 320 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,119 Got my dink sucked this morning. 321 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:17,389 - You wish Sanger good luck? - I'm his good luck charm. 322 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:18,390 Kee-he-he! 323 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,758 You gonna go say hi to Schnurr? 324 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,428 - Already did. - Woman! 325 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,430 This guy's gonna be Mr. Nat pretty soon. 326 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,966 - No. - Could do worse. 327 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,101 I already got what I was after there. 328 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,302 Woman! 329 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:33,005 You don't date sluts, you just take 'em down. 330 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,874 Make 'em empty the dishwasher on the way out. 331 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,242 I needed a different favour. 332 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,410 Getting the fitted sheet on the mattress? 333 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:41,280 A pregame stop at the Sudbury Kids Sport Report. 334 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,215 - Woman! - You're a genius. 335 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,050 How'd you get him to do that? 336 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,753 - He has cancer. - What kind? 337 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,755 Doesn't matter. We're doin' this for him. 338 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,590 - Fuck sakes. - Don't swear. 339 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,795 We ready? Okay. 340 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,431 Hi, I'm Jory Jordan, this is the Sudbury 341 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:00,900 Kids Sports Report, US Edition. 342 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,334 I'm here with three members of the Soo Hunt. 343 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,270 Gentlemen, please state your name and ethnicity. 344 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,372 - Ethnicity? - If you know it. 345 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,173 Pal, I don't think that's important. 346 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,042 You don't think race is important? 347 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,711 Okay, we'll skip the land acknowledgement. 348 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,480 You all played a stint in the show. 349 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,482 Yes. 350 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,183 Palmer, Delaney did too much coke. 351 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,585 How'd you fuck it up? 352 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,054 Schnurr, would you agree that Palmer looks like 353 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,455 he did more coke than Delaney? 354 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,624 - Listen, kid-- - Just a sec. 355 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,693 Hello. 356 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,962 Alright, everybody, listen up here. 357 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:31,730 Let's listen up here now. 358 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,099 60 miles from something real shiny tonight here, boys. 359 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,702 Let's turn that 23-game heater into 24! 360 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,237 Hitch, you ready? - Yes, b'y! 361 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,139 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 362 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,440 Dolo, you ready? 363 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,375 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 364 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,577 - Goody, you ready? - Ready to rip, Sanguinet. 365 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,513 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 366 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,581 Frankie, ya got a couple in ya tonight? 367 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,318 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 368 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,586 - Shoresy, you ready? - Yew-hew! 369 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,655 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 370 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,123 Michaels, you got one more in ya 371 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,059 for the regular season, buddy? - Oh, you know it, Sanger. 372 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,494 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 373 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,964 Nothing comes easy against the Americans. 374 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,967 You'll have to work for every inch. 375 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,135 They're gonna line match Palmer against Shoresy tonight 376 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,037 so, Jim... - Yeah? 377 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,339 - Jim? - Yes. 378 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:14,640 - Jim? - You say jump, 379 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,841 we say how high, Sanger. 380 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,810 We're relying on you to take him out early. 381 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,011 Ya gotta set the tone! 382 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,346 We'll start with Shoresy's line, 383 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,947 but get control of the puck 384 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,917 and get off the ice. Let the Jims do their thing. 385 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,485 - You good, Jim? - Yeah. 386 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,519 - Jim? - Yes. 387 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,054 - Jim? - We've overcome a lot 388 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,556 of adversity this season. 389 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,992 Both personally and as a team. 390 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,161 We found Michaels, who's helping our 391 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,063 Reach For The Top team go to sectionals. 392 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,299 And boys, I found someone to share my success with. 393 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:43,102 I found someone knows me name, b'ys. 394 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:45,838 A girl who just wants to hang out, play some tunes. 395 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,373 Laurence Leboeuf. 396 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,174 (all): Laurence Leboeuf. 397 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,243 Goody? Dolo? 398 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,380 Did ya hammer ass all night? 399 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,186 Really? 400 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,354 Accountability. 401 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,089 Hey! (all clap) 402 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,225 I mean, it's not a big deal to just miss one night. 403 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,659 You can go back to hammerin' ass tonight 404 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,461 after you call your parents. It's not a big deal. 405 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,096 I wasn't finished, Shoresy. 406 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,798 Oh, sorry, Jim. 407 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,299 We're gonna hurt Palmer. 408 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:19,371 So to answer your question, yes, we're ready to set the tone. 409 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,373 Thanks, Jims. 410 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,008 Something a little different tonight. 411 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,177 They wanna introduce you one by one before the game. 412 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,012 - Fuckin' why? - I dunno. 413 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,914 - Huh? - Could be a historic night. 414 00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,883 Guess they wanna mark the occasion. 415 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,353 (announcer): Ladies and gentlemen, 416 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,088 welcome to tonight's match-up between 417 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:40,793 the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs and your Soo Hunt! 418 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,394 (crowd cheering) The Soo Hunt and their fans 419 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:46,698 would now like to welcome the 23-0 Bulldogs to the ice. 420 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,367 (crowd jeering) Introducing first, 421 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,470 number 4 and Mr. April, 422 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,605 Brant Goodleaf! 423 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,377 (crowd laughs and jeers) 424 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,647 - Fuck sakes. - Fuck sakes. 425 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,048 (all): Fuck sakes. 426 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:05,451 (announcer): Number 14 and Mr. November... 427 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,753 You said this calender'd bite us in the arse, b'y. 428 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,655 ...Ted Hitchcock! 429 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,125 (crowd boos) 430 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:17,196 (announcer): The captain of t, 431 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:20,766 number 69 and Mr. July... 432 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,735 (crowd quiets) 433 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:26,972 Ladies and gentlemen, pleas 434 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:30,442 for a special rendition of , 435 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,579 performed by 10-year-old Dougie Bibeau, 436 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,982 who is learning to play the recorder. 437 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,017 (crowd murmurs) 438 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:50,462 (recorder toots off-key) 439 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:10,949 ♪ O'er the land of the free ♪ 440 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:17,523 ♪ And the home of the brave ♪ 441 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,659 (crowd claps and cheers) 442 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,132 (Remy moos) 443 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,968 Pulled out all the stops for you, Shoresy. 444 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,136 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 445 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,671 I'll get you for that fuckin' anthem, 446 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,907 Delaney, I swear to God. - Historic night. 447 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,109 - Fuckin' coke head. - Gonna be up in your kitchen 448 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,844 all night tonight, Mr. July. 449 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,279 Yeah, we'll see how tall you're playin' 450 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,613 in about five fuckin' minutes. 451 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,682 - Fuck you, bud. - Fuck you. 452 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,885 Remy Nadeau! 453 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,320 (whistle blows) 454 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,957 (crowd cheers) 455 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,159 (Benny speaking in French) 456 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,505 (Remy): You know they say, if you wanna make the change, 457 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,874 go to the Jims. They set the tone. 458 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,110 (Shoresy): Fuckin' right, Jims. Look at ya now, Palmer? 459 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,980 Like, what are you fuckin' now, Palmer, you bitch! 460 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,882 How do ya fuckin' like it, Palmer? 461 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,318 Ya fuckin' bitch, look at ya now! 462 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:23,155 (ref): Their night's over, Sanguinet. Fuckin' psychos. 463 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,857 - Nice work, Jims. - Nice work, Jims. 464 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,793 (walkie beeps) - You ready to watch this team 465 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,094 play three inches smaller? 466 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:30,596 (Liam): Nice work, Jims. 467 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,931 Let's go, JJ! 468 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,766 - Let's go now. - Let's go now. 469 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,668 (Benny and Remy): Let's go! 470 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,605 (slow electronic dance music) 471 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,889 (stick slaps puck) 472 00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:00,292 (crowd cheers) 473 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,600 (crowd cheers) 474 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,439 (♪) 475 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,675 (buzzer blares) 476 00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:18,343 (players cheering) 477 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,779 40 miles! 40 hard miles, gents! 478 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,248 Run 'em up and fill 'em in, boys! 479 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:25,517 Nice work, Jims! 480 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,487 (music intensifies) 481 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,164 (players cheer) 482 00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:49,508 (crowd cheers) 483 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,779 (♪) 484 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:04,156 (crowd gasps) 485 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,024 (crowd boos) 486 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:07,893 (buzzer blares) 487 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,028 20 miles, boys! 20 hard miles! 488 00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,731 Well, boys, ready to play your first third period 489 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,633 of the season? - Lotsa legs, Shoresy. 490 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,336 Here's where we need you, boys. 491 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,770 We need you right fuckin' now. 492 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:20,272 Right here in the third, alright? 493 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,907 Need everybody goin' here in the third. 494 00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,975 Everything you've fuckin' got. Alright? 495 00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:25,644 Everybody! Everything you got. 496 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:29,181 Leave it all fuckin' out there. Here we fuckin' go now! 497 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,384 (music continues) 498 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:48,533 (crowd cheers) 499 00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:53,038 (cheering) 500 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,708 (♪) 501 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,519 (crowd cheers) 502 00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:14,359 (crowd cheers) 503 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,532 (buzzer blares) 504 00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:23,268 (cheering) 505 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,872 (all cheering) 506 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,640 (laughing) 507 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,108 (cheering) 508 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:34,646 (cheering continues) 509 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,586 (♪) 510 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,805 - How you feelin'? - I'm still drunk. 511 00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,007 Well, get it outta ya now. 512 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:03,809 You've gotta keep this heater going through playoffs. 513 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:05,644 Don't worry, Nat, we're winning the NOSHO 514 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:07,779 and going to the National Senior Tournament. 515 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,515 Yew-hew-hew-hew! - I know. 516 00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:12,517 So, it was Schnurr who was fuckin' ya. 517 00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:15,086 - I was fucking him. - Whatever. 518 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:16,721 So, all the boys got their girls, eh? 519 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:18,890 Nat, I think at the end of the day, 520 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:21,626 that's all any of us are really playin' for. 521 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:25,564 - You're gonna win us a ship. - We'll never lose again. 522 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:28,300 What if I told you, you could do it all on home ice? 523 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,669 Last time I checked, you were 10K short 524 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,504 of the necessary 50K. 525 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,506 Good effort, but still an L. 526 00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:36,608 - We got the 50. - How? 527 00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:38,510 - The-- - Huh? 528 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:39,878 The Soo Hunt. 529 00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:42,714 I think their fans must've really loved your calendar shots 530 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:44,115 blown up like that. 531 00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:45,584 Every fan in the rink bought one. 532 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:47,986 - How much? - Enough to clear 50K. 533 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:52,524 We made our bid for the National Senior Tournament, 534 00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:53,859 and we got it. 535 00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,995 The best hockey teams in Canada 536 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,598 are coming here to play for the National title 537 00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:01,733 against you, in Sudbury. 538 00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,005 You got anything to say? 539 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:10,475 Let's set the fuckin' tone! 540 00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:13,512 (electronic music)