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<i>Bonjour, tout le monde,</i>

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welcome back to
<i>Questionable Call,</i>

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brought to you by
Bro Dude Energy.

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I'm your host Anik Archambault

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alongside panellists
Tessa Bonhomme, Jay "Onray"--

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- Onrait!
- And the man they call RA.

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As we bring this episode
to a close,

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we thought we'd update
the audience,

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as well as our panel,
on what's become a bit

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of a fan favourite
topic around here.

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- Ah, Shoresy.
- Shoresy!

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- Shoresy?
- Fuck you, Shoresy.

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Our boys had a busy
few weeks up in the NOSHO.

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I don't doubt it, Anik.

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After losing 20 games,
he publicly declared

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that the team would never lose
again. If they lose, they fold.

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- So they folded?
- The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs

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have won 3 straight, with one
game remaining on the campaign.

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- Two's a streak.
- Hold on.

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Yeah, last time I checked, the
Bulldogs weren't... garnished.

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- The Blueberry Bulldogs?
- You heard it here first.

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The Sudbury Blueberry
Bulldogs?

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Turn up your hearing aid, Jay.

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The Fruitcup Fox Terriers
would sound tougher!

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Dingleberry Dachshunds.

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What did he do for the Ws?
Bomb threat?

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- Blackmail?
- Steroids?

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Wouldn't put
any of it past him.

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So, if they lose the final,
the fold.

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So what happens if they win?

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I think the question is,
what happens if they never lose?

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- They win a ship.
- They're in a double-header

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against first-place Soo Ste.
Marie to run off the season,

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and they beat 'em up
pretty good in game one.

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The Soo,
they're always so good.

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<i>Oui, mademoiselle.</i>

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But the big story
out of Sudbury,

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is that they may have
poked the bear.

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Don't poke the bear.

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The Soo are resting their big
wheels for playoffs, but now,

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the big wheels will play
the season finale.

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- Don't poke the bear.
- Yeah, sometimes,

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it's best to just let
the big boy sleep.

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Yeah, no. They may be
the Bluebally Bulldogs,

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but they're still from Sudbury.

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Sudbury's as tough a town
as you've ever been in.

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And, Sudbury's loaded up
and won three straight.

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There's an impossible
amount of good-looking girls
in Sudbury.

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- Hit the showers, Onrait.
- Respectfully!

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So, who's the bear?

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Why are you looking
at me like that?

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- Like what?
- Like it's the first time

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you've ever seen me.

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Is that a good thing
or a bad thing?

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You're so fucking cute, Sanguinet.

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Thanks.

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You know, I remember
the first time I saw you.

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Do you?

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Well if we loses
the game, we loses the team.

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<i>There's nothin' you can
do's about it, no b'y.</i>

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<i>It's all got to be.</i>

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Hey, we're leading
the league now, eh bud?

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In what?
Passes into the skates?

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- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- In what?

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Clappies into the shin pads?

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Hey, Cory, I hear the scouts
are calling you

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Mark Scheifele-Stempniak.
- Fuck you.

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Do you have a tough friend
here or something, Cor?

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- We're in--
- Huh?

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Like, do you know somebody
here who's tough?

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'Cause you're not.
- We're first, idiot.

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What's more important
is that you're continuing

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to grow as a person.
- First in the league.

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That's great, Cor,
but did you know that Clearasil

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removes dirt and oil
from your pores

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leaving your skin feeling
smooth and refreshed?

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Undefeated in three, bud,

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taking a page out
of the Bulldogs' book.

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Well, look at you, Liam,
you've put the cute in Accutane.

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You worried
you poked the bear?

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- Who's the bear?
- The Soo is so good.

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The Soo poked the bear
when they dressed a team

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of call-ups against a team
on a win streak.

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- You weren't on a streak.
- Two's a streak, you bozo.

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The second was
a disqualification.

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Yeah, well, they don't ask
how, they ask how many.

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- Just cut the lip.
- Yeah, cut the lip,

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"pimplestiltskin",
you'll get a break out.

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When are you changing
your name to the White
Grape Weimaraners?

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When you change your name
to the Sudbury Blackhead...

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Dermabrasions,
you fucking pepperoni face.

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- Your chirp game needs work.
- Huh?

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You didn't chirp one guy
last game, my man.

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Yeah, I did, what are you
fucking talking about?

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Why are you sitting
right beside me?

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- I mean--
- Huh?

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I mean, you didn't chirp

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one guy on our team last night.

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Decent result.

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- Decent?
- Big dub.

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- Big W.
- Real big W.

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- Real big dub now.
- All the boys firing.

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The useless played like...

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- Useful.
- Hm. Wouldn't go that far.

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Your leg is touching my leg now.

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Positivity's the superior
motivator, my man.

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I think you're learning.

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Give your balls a tug,
tit-fucker.

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- He has a mouth on him.
- No argument there.

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Is he still pushing up on you?

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The consistency's
kind of charming.

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He can step on a landmine
and talk himself out of it.

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I know you have
a soft spot for him.

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I do.

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I love that photo.

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It's not just him.

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It's hockey players.
- Why?

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They take losing
so personally.

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They don't just accept blame
for a loss, they claim it.

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They take that burden off
of their teammates.

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"I fucked up, I cost us
the game. I need to be better."

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But when they win,
it's never personal.

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They never take credit.
They never say "I."

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They share it.

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In other sports,
it's, "Me, me, me."

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But in hockey, it's "We".

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It's a team.
- You trying to write

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the piece for me?

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They can be irritating
at times, and... over the top.

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But they're...

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- Dumb?
- Ugly?

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They're sluts.

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But there's a humbleness there
and a responsibility.

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I respect it.
- If it's a loss tonight,

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will you take responsibility?

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- If we lose, we fold.
- Even if it's a packed barn?

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We do what we say
we're gonna do.

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You already printed it,
didn't you?

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Is that a problem?

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Whew! Smells like some
of that pakalolo dank in here.

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Ya got a dip?

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Why are your fuckin'...

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Who?

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Tit fucker.
- Big Sexy.

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Who is it?

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Hey, Frankie, I'm doing
a Krispy Kreme run--

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Tabarnak, Shoresy!

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Who is that?

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- Is she pretty?
- She's super fucking pretty.

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- Is she hot?
- She's super fucking hot.

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A bit young, but--

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Yeah.
Tit fucker.

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Big Sexy!

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- It's not Laurence?
- No.

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- No.
- How do you know?

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- She doesn't have red hair.
- No?!

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- No.
- What colour is her hair?

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Who fucking cares?

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- You got a dip?
- What?

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- Got a dip? I need a dip.
- It's in there.

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Fuck off.

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JJ?
Tit fucker!

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JJ!

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Tit fucker.
- Big Sexy!

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Shoresy!

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Goldy!

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Where's Goody?

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And, the last one,
whatever your fucking name is.

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B'y, she don't even
know me name.

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Um,
Twelve Inch Cunt.

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Been called worse.

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Just, open the door.

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Yeah, so.

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Where's JJ?
Tit fucker!

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- Who said that?
- Big Sexy.

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Where's JJ?

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- Tit fucker.
- Go easy, Big Sex.

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Look, I know he's in there
with Lysandre Nadeau, okay?

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- What colour's her hair?
- How do you know?

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- Because her Range Ro--
- Huh?

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Because her Range Rover
is parked out front.

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- So dumb.
- JJ!

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Tit fucker!

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Big Sexual?

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Goody, you got a dip?
- Settle down.

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Laurence!

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You tell him to come get
his Siamese cat,

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because I'm leaving it
outside my front door.

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Laurence!

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Fucking Frankie
has a Siamese cat?

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That's cultural appropriation.

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Fucking loser.

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Need you lights fuckin' out
tonight, Michaels.

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That's why they call me--

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Fuck's sake, Shoresy.
- Grab the Jims.

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- You grab 'em.
- You grab 'em.

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- You grab 'em.
- You grab 'em.

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- Jim.
- Yeah.

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- Jim.
- Hi.

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- Jim.
- Pretty good, Shoresy.

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Wait, what'd you say?
- Come here.

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- Alright, Jim.
- Yeah.

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- Jim.
- Hi.

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- Jim.
- Sup, Sanger?

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What's going on, buddy?

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You guys have been
huge for us,

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helped us swing momentum,

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change the course
of the game.

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You've been instrumental
these past three dubs.

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And he means it,
you've been critical, Jim.

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- Yeah.
- Jim.

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- Thank you.
- Jim.

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Thanks a lot, Shoresy.
I really appreciate it.

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But the Soo are dressing
their studs tonight.

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Priority is to run 'em up,
not fill 'em in.

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So, I'll largely be parkin' ya.

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Yeah, so.

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Jim.

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We know our role, boys.

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- Jim?
- Love our role, boys.

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Jim?

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When the boys need us,
we'll be there.

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Fucking Jims are such
fucking beauties.

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All the time, they're so good...

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Hold on a second,
it's driving me fucking crazy.

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Hey! What are you doing?
- Whata y'at?

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Huh?

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The bikes.
- Settle down.

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The biking.

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Yes, those bikes, quit it.

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I mean, we got three bikes
and you don't want no bikin'?

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Well, I can barely hear
the Jims.

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It's turned into a bit
of a fucking moment here.

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Yeah, but the coach
is talking.

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And if the coach is talking,
you shouldn't be biking.

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B'y, I've seen plenty
a b'y bikin'

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when the coaches is talkin'.
- What?

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You ever bike BMX?

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I'm about done with the Jims

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and I'm not gonna stand in
the way of the boys biking.

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Let's get the blood flowing,
love to see it,

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get your legs under ya.
- Well...

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Are they good for biking on?
- She's pretty good bikin'.

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You like that bike too?

245
00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,351
Are they all the same bike?

246
00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:53,626
Shoresy. One slut, two slut,
three slut. Where's your fourth?

247
00:10:53,726 --> 00:10:55,162
- Running late.
- Why?

248
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,798
'Cause manatees move slow.

249
00:10:56,898 --> 00:10:58,235
He'll be here.

250
00:10:58,335 --> 00:10:59,671
He fucking better be, Sanguinet.

251
00:10:59,771 --> 00:11:02,277
- GM wants to see you.
- You too, Sanguinet.

252
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:08,155
Schwinn makes
a phenomenal bike.

253
00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:10,928
- You haven't lost.
- We'll never lose again.

254
00:11:11,028 --> 00:11:12,630
Don't count
your chickens, slut.

255
00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,401
You've got bums in seats.

256
00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:15,836
More than an eighth
full tonight?

257
00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:18,175
- Approaching a quarter.
- Oh, you know who'd love that?

258
00:11:19,611 --> 00:11:21,381
I got you something
to mark the occasion.

259
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,554
I'd give Sanger a blowie
for a fresh dip right about now.

260
00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:28,395
- Your new sweater.
- Oh my God, what fucking

261
00:11:28,495 --> 00:11:31,068
Sudbury exports hopped
on board now?

262
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,704
We'll be the fucking...

263
00:11:32,804 --> 00:11:35,142
fucking... Porchetta Puggles?

264
00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:38,716
Are we the fucking
Big Nickel Basenji's?

265
00:11:39,317 --> 00:11:43,225
What, the fucking Peppi Panini
Portuguese Podengos?

266
00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,716
Told the boys
you got the C back.

267
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,253
They love it.

268
00:11:58,055 --> 00:11:59,457
Congrats, cap.

269
00:12:00,994 --> 00:12:02,664
But if you lose, we fold.

270
00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:06,471
Where the fuck is JJ?

271
00:12:06,571 --> 00:12:08,342
What happened to elephants
move slow, my man?

272
00:12:08,442 --> 00:12:10,246
I said manatees.
And if he chased her

273
00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,850
all the way back to Quebec,
that fucking sperm whale.

274
00:12:12,951 --> 00:12:14,554
Hey, Fish is ready.

275
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,758
He's paid the price
for this team.

276
00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:19,664
He plays his role and has done
exactly what we asked of him.

277
00:12:19,764 --> 00:12:22,737
And if JJ's not here--
- Well, go fucking tell him.

278
00:12:23,605 --> 00:12:24,641
You tell him.

279
00:12:25,743 --> 00:12:27,447
It's your fucking stupid idea,
why don't you go tell him?

280
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,916
I remember the days
when players

281
00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:30,353
listened to their coaches and--

282
00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:32,123
I remember when coaches
had good ideas, Sanguinet.

283
00:12:32,223 --> 00:12:34,494
Hey, Fish, you got a dip?
- Nope.

284
00:12:34,594 --> 00:12:36,798
That's going great. You're
playing with me and Goody.

285
00:12:36,898 --> 00:12:38,435
- Why?
- Who fucking cares?!

286
00:12:38,535 --> 00:12:39,972
- Shoresy!
- Just till JJ gets here.

287
00:12:40,072 --> 00:12:41,842
- Where's JJ?
- Oh, we can't find him

288
00:12:41,943 --> 00:12:45,182
right now which is a bit
embarrassing 'cause he's big
as the moon, but...

289
00:12:47,253 --> 00:12:48,589
Yeah, so...

290
00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:52,063
Noticed you sacrificing your
body for the boys out there.

291
00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:53,832
Paying the price.

292
00:12:54,634 --> 00:12:56,671
It's almost like
you love winning.

293
00:12:57,173 --> 00:12:59,477
No. I hate losing.

294
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,085
Fish, you ready?
- Ready, Sanger!

295
00:13:03,185 --> 00:13:04,955
Good, 'cause you're goin'!

296
00:13:05,056 --> 00:13:06,358
Goody, you ready?
- Ready, Sanger.

297
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,228
Good, 'cause you're going.

298
00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:09,464
Hitch, you ready?
- Yes, b'y.

299
00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:11,201
Good, 'cause you're goin'!

300
00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:12,670
Dolo, you ready?

301
00:13:13,405 --> 00:13:14,741
You're goin'!

302
00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:15,843
And hey, boys,

303
00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:19,017
captain of the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs.

304
00:13:22,023 --> 00:13:23,058
Shoresy, you ready?!

305
00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:24,995
Give your balls a tug,
tit fucker!

306
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,667
You're fucking going!

307
00:13:28,368 --> 00:13:29,571
And Michaels.

308
00:13:30,606 --> 00:13:32,276
Sorry I got a squeezy
from your sweetie

309
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,647
off the side of a party island
in Wasaga Beach, buddy.

310
00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,858
I think she was yours
all along, buddy.

311
00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:41,495
- You ready?
- Always, Sanger.

312
00:13:41,595 --> 00:13:43,532
You're going!

313
00:13:43,632 --> 00:13:46,805
Season finale, boys,
let's run 'em up! Whew!

314
00:15:21,194 --> 00:15:23,465
These guys are
so fucking good.

315
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,518
These guys are
so fucking good.

316
00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:40,466
Remy Nadeau.

317
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:50,085
- Fucking sorry, guys.
- It's not your fault, Michaels,

318
00:15:50,185 --> 00:15:51,121
we're letting 'em pepper ya'.

319
00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:52,323
Those guys are
so fucking good.

320
00:15:52,423 --> 00:15:53,892
Holy fuck.

321
00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:56,631
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!

322
00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:59,537
Boys, you can't score goals
if you don't shoot the puck.

323
00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:01,708
Shoot the fucking puck!

324
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,278
Holy fuck, holy fuck.

325
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,935
- Fuck.
- Fuck!

326
00:16:48,035 --> 00:16:49,070
Fuck!

327
00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:52,743
- Give 'em the Jims?
- What, so they can fight

328
00:16:52,843 --> 00:16:55,015
and fucking go
to the box, Sanger?

329
00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:59,057
Fuck's sake. It's do or fucking
die and we need goals.

330
00:16:59,157 --> 00:17:03,031
And get the fucking door next
time, you're fucking useless.

331
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,136
- They poked the bear.
- Poked the bear.

332
00:17:24,073 --> 00:17:25,909
Remy Nadeau.

333
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,015
Don't poke the bear.

334
00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:46,986
- Where the fuck is Frankie?
- Quebec. He's not coming.

335
00:17:47,086 --> 00:17:48,588
Ugh!

336
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,951
No!

337
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,064
We're not beating
the Soo tonight.

338
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,437
The Soo are so fucking good.

339
00:18:29,537 --> 00:18:31,574
The Soo aren't that
fucking good,

340
00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,578
you just run into
a hot goalie and--

341
00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:34,982
Michaels, you've stood
on your head.

342
00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:37,019
Yeah, Michaels had more shots
in two periods

343
00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:39,190
than most guys get
in two fucking games.

344
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,526
You're playing like, buddy...

345
00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:43,565
Well, you're playing like...

346
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,827
We can't just lose.

347
00:18:58,395 --> 00:19:01,901
It's the last game in this barn,
gotta win something.

348
00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,843
It's the Bulldogs' last game
in this barn.

349
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,081
We gotta give 'em a show.

350
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,888
So, boys...

351
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:15,529
Let's give 'em
the fucking lumber.

352
00:19:16,164 --> 00:19:18,135
We're winning that
physical battle, boys.

353
00:19:18,235 --> 00:19:19,303
If you can't run 'em up...

354
00:19:22,843 --> 00:19:24,814
If we can't run 'em up?
Fill 'em in.

355
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,885
Boys, let's just give 'em
the fucking lumber out there.

356
00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:29,992
One period to make
their lives hell.

357
00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:33,832
Jims, they're not gonna wanna
go, not worth the risk.

358
00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:35,636
They've got playoffs
up the road.

359
00:19:36,504 --> 00:19:39,177
So your job is
to score us a goal.

360
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,850
The rest of the boys
are gonna make room

361
00:19:42,951 --> 00:19:44,587
for you guys out there
for a change

362
00:19:44,687 --> 00:19:46,424
'cause you guys are scoring us

363
00:19:46,524 --> 00:19:49,130
the last goal in Sudbury
Bulldogs' history.

364
00:19:51,201 --> 00:19:53,305
- Well, what do you think, Jim?
- Yeah.

365
00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:54,407
- Jim?
- Yes.

366
00:19:54,507 --> 00:19:55,776
- Jim?
- Sounds good, Shoresy.

367
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:57,680
It should be fun.
- Thanks, Jims.

368
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,152
Boy, I fucking love winning.

369
00:20:01,721 --> 00:20:04,227
Fucking hate losing more.
Got a dip?

370
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,666
Hurry up, Fish!

371
00:20:10,539 --> 00:20:12,776
The last game in this barn.

372
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,918
Let's give 'em a show, boys.

373
00:20:19,524 --> 00:20:21,327
Let's give 'em
the fucking lumber.

374
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:53,358
♪ He's uptight ♪

375
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,999
♪ He don't know nothing new ♪

376
00:20:58,702 --> 00:21:02,743
♪ But he ain't cheap
He just can't afford to ♪

377
00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:07,954
♪ But she don't mind ♪

378
00:21:08,355 --> 00:21:10,960
♪ He's a rare thing ♪

379
00:21:12,496 --> 00:21:15,068
♪ Anything for you ♪

380
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:25,322
♪ Everyday just trying
to get by ♪

381
00:21:26,824 --> 00:21:32,002
♪ No time to cry
No he can't afford to ♪

382
00:21:33,905 --> 00:21:39,750
♪ And she waits,
through everything ♪

383
00:21:40,954 --> 00:21:44,393
♪ Anything for you ♪

384
00:21:48,768 --> 00:21:49,938
♪ That's what you call ♪

385
00:21:50,038 --> 00:21:52,309
♪ True love
True love ♪

386
00:21:52,409 --> 00:21:54,847
♪ True love
True love ♪

387
00:22:02,998 --> 00:22:05,302
♪ That's what you call
True love ♪

388
00:22:05,402 --> 00:22:07,239
♪ True love
True love ♪

389
00:22:07,339 --> 00:22:09,076
♪ True love ♪

390
00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,181
♪ Working late ♪

391
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,521
♪ 'Cause she never
finished school ♪

392
00:22:33,191 --> 00:22:37,968
♪ She ain't a fool
She just didn't like it ♪

393
00:22:40,539 --> 00:22:46,017
♪ Well he don't mind
She's his everything ♪

394
00:22:47,486 --> 00:22:50,225
♪ Anything for you ♪

395
00:22:55,102 --> 00:23:00,112
♪ Every time
She tries to fight ♪

396
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:06,858
♪ But she knows he's right
She just didn't like to ♪

397
00:23:09,697 --> 00:23:14,006
♪ And he waits
Through everything ♪

398
00:23:16,044 --> 00:23:18,915
♪ Anything for you ♪

399
00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:25,963
♪ That's what you call
True love ♪

400
00:23:26,064 --> 00:23:27,633
♪ True love
True love ♪

401
00:23:27,733 --> 00:23:29,337
♪ True love ♪

402
00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:39,123
♪ That's what you call ♪

403
00:23:39,223 --> 00:23:41,094
♪ True love
True love ♪

404
00:23:41,194 --> 00:23:44,033
♪ True love
True love ♪

405
00:23:53,785 --> 00:23:55,756
♪ She wants to know ♪

406
00:23:55,856 --> 00:23:59,397
♪ Do you do you
Do you want me ♪

407
00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:02,736
♪ He wants to know ♪

408
00:24:02,836 --> 00:24:06,177
♪ Do you do you
Do you want me ♪

409
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,985
♪ She'd love to know ♪

410
00:24:10,085 --> 00:24:13,591
♪ Do you do you
Do you love me ♪

411
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,999
♪ He'd love to know ♪

412
00:24:17,099 --> 00:24:20,940
♪ Do you do you
Do you love me ♪

413
00:24:22,476 --> 00:24:24,647
♪ She needs to know ♪

414
00:24:24,747 --> 00:24:28,254
♪ Do you do you
Do you need me ♪

415
00:24:29,557 --> 00:24:31,260
♪ He needs to know ♪

416
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:35,502
♪ Do you do you
Do you need me ♪

417
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,645
♪ Like I need you ♪

418
00:25:03,892 --> 00:25:05,028
♪ It's what you call ♪

419
00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:07,032
♪ True love
True love ♪

420
00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:09,570
♪ True love
True love ♪

421
00:25:18,188 --> 00:25:19,557
♪ It's what you call ♪

422
00:25:19,657 --> 00:25:21,561
♪ True love
True love ♪

423
00:25:21,661 --> 00:25:24,099
♪ True love
True love ♪

424
00:25:52,022 --> 00:25:53,424
Fuck you, Shoresy!

425
00:25:53,993 --> 00:25:55,629
- For what?
- What do you mean, for what?

426
00:25:55,729 --> 00:25:57,633
- Huh?
- You know the deal.

427
00:25:57,733 --> 00:25:59,537
We had a deal.

428
00:26:00,372 --> 00:26:03,344
And I do what I say
I'm gonna do. Always have.

429
00:26:08,054 --> 00:26:10,225
Alright, fuck, what do you
want me to...

430
00:26:11,127 --> 00:26:14,400
Those guys are so fucking good.
They thumped us.

431
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,005
And you still think
we can beat them?

432
00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:20,045
How?

433
00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:23,986
Where the fuck
is Frankie?

434
00:26:24,086 --> 00:26:26,324
- Quebec. He's not coming.
- Ugh.

435
00:26:26,424 --> 00:26:28,595
Shoresy, we've got a new plan
for this period.

436
00:26:29,063 --> 00:26:30,899
We all plays like you
out there, me son.

437
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,605
- What?
- We're a full team of Shoresys.

438
00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:34,640
Real dirty.

439
00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:37,012
Let's get all the Goddamn boys
running around.

440
00:26:37,112 --> 00:26:39,483
Leave a mother-fucking
impression.

441
00:26:40,785 --> 00:26:42,589
It's a bit late for making
a fucking impression, boys,

442
00:26:42,689 --> 00:26:44,260
there's no fucking room
out there anyway.

443
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,497
Hit 'em enough and they'll
stop going where it gets it.

444
00:26:46,597 --> 00:26:49,603
Chop 'em enough,
and they'll stop going
where you gets chopped.

445
00:26:49,703 --> 00:26:52,109
Bet they gives us a lot more
room out there next game.

446
00:26:52,209 --> 00:26:53,611
What are you talking about,
next game?

447
00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:56,183
Don't be a fucking idiot.
- They've got a hot tender.

448
00:26:56,284 --> 00:26:59,657
Let's let the league know
your tender's hot,

449
00:26:59,757 --> 00:27:02,429
we'll run 'em to the back
of the fucking net.

450
00:27:02,529 --> 00:27:05,435
What are you fucking...
It's too fucking late.

451
00:27:05,535 --> 00:27:06,504
For this game.

452
00:27:07,372 --> 00:27:09,243
Let's get 'em in playoffs.

453
00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:14,653
If we lose, we fold.
That was the deal.

454
00:27:14,753 --> 00:27:17,292
That's when you had
one fucking guy on this team

455
00:27:17,392 --> 00:27:19,096
who said we'd never lose again.

456
00:27:19,196 --> 00:27:22,236
Now you got 16 of 'em over there
in that dressing room.

457
00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:25,108
You got a barn full of fans
who can't wait to see it.

458
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,145
You think we can beat them?

459
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,383
Those guys are so fucking good.

460
00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:32,155
But they won't be the same
team after that period.

461
00:27:32,256 --> 00:27:36,464
No fucking way. They wanted
nothing to do with the Jims.

462
00:27:36,564 --> 00:27:39,103
We'd have Frankie back
next game.

463
00:27:39,203 --> 00:27:40,372
The Soo is so fucking good.

464
00:27:40,472 --> 00:27:42,776
But they do not like
the lumber.

465
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,150
You know what you get
in the playoffs.

466
00:27:46,617 --> 00:27:49,023
- The lumber.
- You get that high heat.

467
00:27:49,123 --> 00:27:51,560
- Hell yeah.
- Hell yeah, fuck yeah.

468
00:27:55,035 --> 00:27:58,341
Well, what are you
gonna do differently?

469
00:27:59,209 --> 00:28:01,047
- Me?
- Oh my God.

470
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:02,416
- Huh?
- You say the boys

471
00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,286
are gonna play like you,
but the chirping and the lumber

472
00:28:04,386 --> 00:28:06,290
and the running around have
always been your game.

473
00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:09,096
So if I keep this team going,

474
00:28:09,196 --> 00:28:11,233
how are you gonna
raise your game?

475
00:28:11,701 --> 00:28:13,771
What are you gonna
do differently?

476
00:29:12,055 --> 00:29:14,259
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