1 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,194 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. 2 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,864 Hey. Hi. Hi. 3 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,578 Jesus Christ. 4 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,413 Can I... Can I get some more blankets? 5 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,082 - Yeah. Are you family? - Yes. 6 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:45,002 Um, why are her hands bolted down? 7 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,587 It's so she doesn't pull the tubes out. 8 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,548 We had to intubate her after her lung collapsed. 9 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,383 Your lung collapsed? 10 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,969 - Oh, man! And in terms of her... Oh, my... - Yeah. 11 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,762 What... 12 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:57,348 - What's on your hat? - Excuse me? 13 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,642 Do you have Harry Potter lightning bolts on your surgical hat? 14 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,146 - Yeah. Yup. Yup. Yup. - What-- 15 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,565 Are you in distress, Ms.-- 16 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,942 - Can you hold that? Hold on one second? - Okay. 17 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:11,362 Oh, my gosh. Okay. You can just write it on there. 18 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,949 Sweetie. 19 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,995 Oh, my God. 20 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,497 Okay, I got you. 21 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:27,004 "Does he have a permission slip from his parents to be here?" 22 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,090 Is... Is that... 23 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,341 Oh, she's talking about me. 24 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,760 She's... Okay. 25 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:37,222 A lot of adults like Harry Potter. I... 26 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,101 {\an8}I grew up with the movies. 27 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,862 I know you wanna get that thing out, 28 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,739 but they said we have to wait till tomorrow morning 29 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,366 to decide what to do next. 30 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:03,372 And honestly, I've always thought that you kind of talked a little too much. 31 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:06,501 So... ...now I can finally get a word in. 32 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,379 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 33 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,229 "Don't leave"? 34 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,690 What? 35 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,276 Why would I leave? 36 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,154 I have a captive audience. 37 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,490 Ha-ha. Okay. 38 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,326 Your choices for entertainment are... 39 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,414 the full script of A Midsummer Night's Dream, 40 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:49,877 or everything that I can remember from the movie Clueless, 41 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,379 which is a shocking amount. 42 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:56,802 "I am your spaniel. And Demetrius, the more you beat me, I will fawn on you." 43 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:58,762 Oh... 44 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:00,972 So, Helena is a bottom. 45 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:06,852 "My plastic surgeon says I can't do any activities where balls fly at my nose." 46 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,855 "Well, there goes your social life." 47 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:13,693 This is my impression of the language that they call French. 48 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,369 Oh, one thumbs up. 49 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,128 Oh, double thumbs up. 50 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,131 Blink twice if you'd like to watch me do some sports. 51 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,216 Sweet. Love - love. 52 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,764 Thumbs down. Non, non, non. We hate this. 53 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,851 "Oh my god. I love Josh." 54 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,979 Fountain. Fountain. Fountain. 55 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:54,108 "I'm majorly, totally, butt-crazy in love with Josh. 56 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,486 But now I don't know how to act around him." 57 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,738 That's such a good part. 58 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,907 The first night we hung out, 59 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,869 we stayed up all night walking around. 60 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,247 And you were dating my horrible acting teacher. 61 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,374 Yeah. He deserves it. 62 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:16,214 And you were so quiet and pretty that I thought you must be dumb. 63 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,885 Honestly, it was a lot like this. 64 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,930 But then you really just blew me away. 65 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:35,400 Molly wants the breathing tube out. 66 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:39,695 - Are those vulvas? - Yeah. They're vulvas wearing fancy hats. 67 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,323 They're going to the royal wedding. I was, like, trying to make her laugh. 68 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,200 Can we just take that tube out? 69 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,952 - Nikki. Here's the thing. We-- - We can take it out now, but-- 70 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,287 Great. Then let's just do that. 71 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,416 There's a risk that her body won't remember how to breathe on its own. 72 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,085 What? What are you saying? 73 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,087 Sometimes the body just doesn't remember. 74 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,423 And Molly has a Do Not Resuscitate order in place, 75 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,258 so if she stops breathing or her heart stops, 76 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,052 then we would not perform CPR. 77 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,889 And as her health proxy, you would need to okay that. 78 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:12,686 I've been awake for 30 hours. I'm wearing toilet paper as underwear. 79 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:17,107 Are you asking me if I can let Molly stop breathing in front of me? 80 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,318 Yes. 81 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,040 You're going to remember how to breathe. 82 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:39,172 Okay, Molly. We're gonna do this together, okay? 83 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,634 We're gonna remove the tube, and it's gonna feel a little weird. 84 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:46,596 But once it's out, I need you to take a deep breath, okay? 85 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,642 Hand me a 10cc tube. Ready the oxygen. 86 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,058 Yes! 87 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,268 Okay, great. 88 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,770 - Yes! Yes! - Yes. Slow deep breaths. Deep breath. 89 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,857 - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! - Yes! 90 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:40,901 Mwah! 91 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:42,903 Yes! 92 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,906 Was that your first kiss? 93 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,287 I've been kissed before. I... 94 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,706 - We know that, right? - Yeah. Of course. Yeah, sure. 95 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,216 Your neighbor brought you here. 96 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,262 I told him I loved him. 97 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,806 - You did? - Yeah. I know. 98 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:17,019 Okay. So, now that your breathing has stabilized, 99 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:20,189 I'm concerned about this numbness you're feeling. 100 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,817 - We'll do a lumbar puncture-- - Hi, Jerry. 101 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:25,987 Hi, Molly. 102 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:29,866 May I sit down? 103 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,410 Please. 104 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:40,835 Tomorrow morning, 105 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:46,382 we would like to do a spinal tap to see if the cancer has spread 106 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,385 to the lining of your spinal cord. 107 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:52,930 Now, do you have any questions? 108 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,557 Yes. 109 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,727 What will happen if you find cancer there? 110 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,981 Then we will have a conversation 111 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,527 about whether you wanna continue with treatment. 112 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,034 Okay. 113 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,661 Thank you. 114 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,206 Yes. Let's do that. 115 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,709 Okay, good. All right. 116 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,127 I'll schedule it for, uh, tomorrow. 117 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:26,755 But you know, you... you're gonna need some time after the procedure to recover. 118 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:33,053 And I just... I... I know that you have certain, um, goals, physically. 119 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:36,890 And I just wanna make sure that you're able to achieve them safely. 120 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:40,103 Whoa! I'm just... That's really... 121 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:44,566 Dr. P, are you saying that you want me to be able to keep having sex? 122 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,234 I'm not made of stone. 123 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,653 Mm-hmm. 124 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:50,780 I don't know. 125 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:57,077 - Oh. What? Hell yes. - Uh, I've never seen anything like that. 126 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,245 Does Jerry have game? 127 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,621 I'm gonna go give him a hug. 128 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,875 I'm wet from that. Like, is Jerry hot? 129 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,879 - Oh, my God. Nikki. - Yes! 130 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:12,509 I wanna see him. I wanna see him again. I wanna see him, like, right now. 131 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,720 Not Jerry, but your neighbor? 132 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:18,307 Are you, like, into Jerry now? 133 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,808 - No, you're not, right? - Will you help me? 134 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,602 I wanna touch his mustache. 135 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:24,480 Oh, my God, yes! Of course! Of course. Of course. 136 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,398 Um, I'll go home and get him. 137 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,275 I'm gonna get your vibrators, I'll get your lube. 138 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,359 I got it. I got it. 139 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:33,197 Oh, my God! "Come night. Come Romeo!" 140 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:37,034 "Come thou day in night." I'm just, like... I'm doing Shakespeare! 141 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,994 - No, I know. - I love Shakespeare. 142 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:42,082 - I know. - I go. I go. Look how I go! 143 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,083 Don't die. 144 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,877 I won't. 145 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,555 What? 146 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,773 So there's a nice nurse and an evil nurse? 147 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,109 Yeah, we need to get there before the shift change. 148 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,277 Did you put the bag with the lubes in the car? 149 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,071 - Yeah. - And the bag with the vibrators? 150 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,157 - Oh, my God! Where's my phone? - Yeah. 151 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,118 Why would I know where your phone is? 152 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,745 And why does she need all that stuff? How long is she gonna be in there? 153 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,705 I don't know. I never know. 154 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,333 So she could be in there a few days or forever? 155 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,753 And we're just supposed to live in both realities? 156 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,256 - That's really fucked. - Yeah. 157 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:35,009 Well, it feels different this time. 158 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:41,223 Well, I think you're amazing. I mean, I watch you, and you do everything. 159 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,642 Well, not everything. 160 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,102 But, you know, if I could have sex with her, I would. 161 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:49,022 Yeah. I bet. I mean, it's really cool... 162 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,027 ...to have sex with her. I love it. 163 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:54,946 This is weird. 164 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,866 This? It's just human sexuality. 165 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:02,035 Ooh! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Yes! 166 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,872 Whoo! [screams, groans] Oh, yes! 167 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:05,998 Nikki? 168 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,916 Oh, shit! Did I pick this up? 169 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,545 Uh, yeah. You did. Hi. 170 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,173 Uh... 171 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,758 Hi, Noah. 172 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,510 - Um... - Uh. 173 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,137 I'm calling 'cause I got a medical bill for Molly, 174 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,014 and I wanted to let you know. 175 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,350 It's so nice to hear from you. It's so good to hear from you. 176 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,020 It's just, um... Molly's in the hospital. 177 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,397 I had them take her off the ventilator, but she's okay. 178 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,608 I'm... My God! Oh, my God! 179 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,109 No! 180 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,360 - Shit! - No, man! 181 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,946 No, no, no, no. You cannot. Oh, Jesus. 182 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,615 - We need everything in there. - What you doing, man? 183 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,200 - No! No, no, no, no! - We're going to the hospital. 184 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,451 Get off the fucking car! 185 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,203 Do something! Don't you work for 311? 186 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,122 Yeah, but that's not related to parking! 187 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:50,083 - Yeah. I'm 311. So you can't do this-- - Get the fuck off the car! 188 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:54,087 - He's 311. No, no, no, no. Oh, my God! - Jesus! I'm gonna fuck you up with forms! 189 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,339 No! 190 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,090 Nikki, what... what...what's happening? 191 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,926 Noah, why are you still on the phone? 192 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,260 You haven't hung up yet. 193 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,888 - No! They're towing my car. - Oh, fuck! 194 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,641 My car. My car. 195 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:09,854 My suitcase and my tote and all of Molly's stuff is in the car. 196 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,064 - My car. - Come here. 197 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,067 Don't... No. Please don't hug me. We're not friends. 198 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,027 I mean, we're not strangers. 199 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,655 - Who's hugging you? - Get on the subway. 200 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,489 Okay. 201 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,159 Nikki, what can I do? Let me do something. 202 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,794 Okay. I need help. 203 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,255 I need help. 204 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,716 What is lost is found. 205 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,802 What man could resist me in these beefy unders? 206 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:46,348 Come on. Do you want to know where I got this deodorant? 207 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,599 - Oh, no. No. - That's what I thought. 208 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:52,187 Are there any, like, sluttier hospital gowns lying around? 209 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:55,524 Just turn it around backwards. You know, easy access. 210 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,860 Yeah, but what else do you need? What else was in Nikki's car? 211 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,321 - We got-- - Everything. Like, literally everything. 212 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,406 Okay. 213 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,158 Is it strange how calm I feel? 214 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,244 I don't know what's going on with me. I just feel so clear. 215 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:10,039 Like my mind feels clear. 216 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,751 I'm really proud of you. 217 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:18,046 What? I am. I am. I just... 218 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,965 Hey, I need to warn you about Ernie, the night nurse-- 219 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,801 You can warn her all you want. 220 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,261 - I'm putting a stop to this. - That's Ernie. 221 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,930 There will be no male visitors tonight. Not on my watch. 222 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,724 This is a hospital, not a bordello. 223 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,850 Ernie! 224 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,102 What kinda man takes advantage of a sick woman like this? 225 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,647 Oh, no one's taking advantage of me, Ernie. 226 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,153 Haven't you ever been in love? 227 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,781 That's none of your business. 228 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,452 That's a yes. 229 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,293 Hi. 230 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,170 Hi. 231 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,757 Welcome. 232 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,638 - Would you like to use my bedside commode? - Um... 233 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,349 Not yet. 234 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,021 I have a tube in my-- 235 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,398 It's fucking hot. 236 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,028 You're so beautiful. 237 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,572 You're so beautiful. 238 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,533 I got you a gift. 239 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:35,249 It's really expensive, and I had to hunt high and low for them. 240 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:37,960 Taco socks. 241 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,337 I just... You know, I know your feet get cold. 242 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,924 And who doesn't love tacos? 243 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,260 I hate these taco socks. 244 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,846 They make me sick. 245 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,187 Look at their little taco faces. 246 00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,274 Why is only one of them wearing sunglasses? 247 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,403 Is the lettuce supposed to be the taco's hair? 248 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,740 I didn't think I could hate shredded lettuce 249 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,075 any more than I already do, 250 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,287 but looking at it on these taco socks fills me with rage. 251 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,709 If they say, "Let's taco about it," I'm gonna scream. 252 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,920 Well, don't look at the heel then. 253 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:25,883 Take off your clothes. 254 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,019 Come here. 255 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,740 Get on the bed. 256 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,785 Oh, my God! You're so tall. 257 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,414 Hey. What's happening? What's happening? 258 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,499 - It's okay. It's okay. He's here. - He's here. 259 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,043 - He is... - He's here? He's here. 260 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,544 Oh, God. 261 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:06,549 - Don't come in! - She's okay. I'm also fine. 262 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,346 I have a boner. 263 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,640 Turn and face the wall, you little perv! 264 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,687 How about he stays that way till the morning? 265 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,273 Actually, my friend might be coming soon with a bag of vibrators. 266 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,359 Those are for me. 267 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,445 I'll get right on that. 268 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,363 Excuse me. 269 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,578 - Hi. - Hi. 270 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,038 Uh, I tried to get the stuff, 271 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,165 but, um, you didn't tell me what kind of vibrator Molly likes. 272 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,210 Yes, I did. Clitoral stimulation, no dildos. I did tell you that. 273 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,628 Yeah, but what kind of clitoral stimulation? 274 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,588 Oh, my God! I thought you hadn't bought anything. 275 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:47,881 - Of course I did. - Thank you. 276 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,466 I-I couldn't answer the questions they were asking. 277 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,967 Does she like direct, rhythmic stimulation? 278 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,135 'Cause that one's good for that. 279 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,720 - This one is good for orbiting. - Orbiting? 280 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:57,558 Yeah, orbiting. It's like when you make small, gentle circles around the clitoris. 281 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,559 Cool. 282 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,479 Some women don't want you to, like, touch their clitoris at all. 283 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,564 They just want you to, like... 284 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,025 - I'm saying clitoris a lot. - It's cool. 285 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,445 They just want you to, like, lightly touch all the skin around it. 286 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:16,202 And then this one is shaped like a rose. It's called the "Marilyn." 287 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,664 Not to sound ungrateful, but I think this is a... 288 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,332 I think this is a butthole. 289 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,042 Oh, I thought it was a rose. 290 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,336 Okay. Um, thank you. 291 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,421 Sure. 292 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:33,051 Well, um, I will deliver these because it was a vibrator emergency. 293 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,305 I'm just gonna hang out and wait till the rain lets up. 294 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,724 Thank you. Thank you. 295 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,856 Oh, I forgot. I got you soup. It's, uh, the mushroom kind that you like. 296 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,441 Fuck! 297 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,612 I appreciate that. That's really nice. 298 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,699 I'll come back to make some circles around that soup. 299 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,410 I hate myself. 300 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,542 We've never kissed before. 301 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,753 I'd like to kiss you. 302 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,677 Is it okay to take that off? 303 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:16,762 It's just oxygen. 304 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,274 My lips are so dry. 305 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,929 What if all I can do is just lie here with you? 306 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,559 I don't know what you thought this was going to be. 307 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:09,898 Because there's been so much build up and there are just so many vibrators. 308 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,651 We don't have to do anything. 309 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,321 And you're right. 310 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,369 What's with all these vibrators? Get outta here. Freaking us out. 311 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,912 Holy shit! 312 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,080 - Did you see that? - What? 313 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,505 I think what I'm gonna do is just smell you. 314 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,715 Okay. 315 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,514 Yeah. 'Cause we don't have to do anything. 316 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,351 Yeah. There's too many goals. 317 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,314 We live in a society that just... Everybody's goals. 318 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,776 I, um... 319 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,112 Christ, I'm distracted. 320 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,823 I was saying something about goals. 321 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,992 Goals are dumb, you know? We don't... 322 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,578 Who needs 'em? 323 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,664 I fucking... 324 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,291 And then when you achieve one, then what are you gonna do? 325 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,961 Another goal? Fuck! 326 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,547 Oh, God! Hey, listen, um... 327 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,092 I think... I think, um... 328 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,510 I think what we do need to do... 329 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:24,390 We both need to agree that it is not medically safe... 330 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,602 for you to have any sexual satisfaction tonight. 331 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,313 I mean, you absolutely cannot come. 332 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,566 Oh, I agree. 333 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,820 - No, I'm much too weak and too sick. - Yeah. 334 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,365 But then I don't think I can let you come either. 335 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,617 - Oh, no. Certainly not. - No. 336 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,874 Then why are you so hard right now? 337 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,210 I'm not... It's the railing. 338 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,591 There's a railing in the middle of the bed? 339 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,634 Fuck! 340 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,018 Do you think you could eat that a little faster? 341 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:15,900 Don't look over here. 342 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:17,985 I won't. 343 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,280 Are you engaged? 344 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,325 What? 345 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:28,037 You heard what I said. 346 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,372 Are you engaged? To be married? 347 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,625 - No. - Okay. 348 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,460 Okay. 349 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,756 I saw something on Instagram, and you were wearing a ring. 350 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,883 I got really into rings for a little while. 351 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,554 I'm not kidding. 352 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,265 You and I had just ended it, and I was like... 353 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,352 I was kinda heartbroken and, um... 354 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,189 I bought, like, 20 rings in two months. 355 00:21:56,398 --> 00:22:00,652 - Sweet, man. Was it just rings? - Yeah. 356 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,320 I had one really bad night. 357 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,239 I bought a few bracelets and a toe ring. 358 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,574 And I just wore it around the apartment for, like, a week. 359 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,082 Nikki. 360 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,834 Yeah. 361 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,588 I'm with someone. 362 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:22,967 And it's nice. 363 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,887 It's easy. 364 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,233 Thank you for the soup. 365 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,710 Okay. Okay. No. I... I have to stop. 366 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,629 I have to stop because you are making noises 367 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,799 that make me think that you're starting to get physically aroused and-- 368 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,843 What makes you think I'm physically aroused? 369 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:10,054 I mean, your pupils are like saucers and you're grunting. 370 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,974 Oh, no. That's just what I do when I'm bored. 371 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:16,769 I see. 372 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,314 I mean, you could try touching me. 373 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,067 I don't think I can feel anything. 374 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,198 Uh, no. 375 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,242 I don't feel anything. 376 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,495 No. I don't feel anything. 377 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:36,999 No, still nothing. 378 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,293 - Really? - No. 379 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,712 Are you even touching me right now? 380 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,464 I am touching you right now. 381 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,681 Gentle. 382 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,893 Yeah. Up and down. 383 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,620 I'm here. 384 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,206 I'm here. 385 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,844 Molly. Fuck! 386 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,639 I forgot to play Wordle today. 387 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:36,433 I'm so sorry. 388 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,769 I always start with "gnome." 389 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,897 I always start with "Fuck you." 390 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,902 Obviously, you're the most beautiful thing that ever happened, 391 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:52,408 but I've never liked that your hair isn't filled with lube. 392 00:24:58,914 --> 00:24:59,915 Oh, yeah. 393 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,255 I was right. 394 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,471 This is my masterpiece. 395 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,941 Okay. Now I can fuck the top of your head like I've always wanted to. 396 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,824 Hey, do you wanna see my boobs? 397 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,368 Yeah! 398 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:44,543 They're so cool. 399 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:46,879 Thanks. 400 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,964 They're pretty cool. 401 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,925 I don't have much feeling in them anymore. 402 00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:00,725 I can feel that. 403 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:04,188 - What about here? - No. No, not so much. 404 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,315 - Okay. I'm gonna be very thorough. - Yeah, no. 405 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,943 That's not really working for me. I just... 406 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,240 Can you use your tongue? 407 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,370 I mean, if I have to. 408 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,735 Touch it. Touch it. Use your mouth. 409 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,881 Here's your vitamin E, Molly. 410 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,218 Finger. 411 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,140 Bracelet. 412 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,727 Your blood pressure is elevated. 413 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,438 And your leg looks fucked up. 414 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,356 You're killing me, Ernie. 415 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,441 Uh-huh. 416 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:38,198 Do you think he noticed? 417 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,909 Wait. For real, why... why are you stopping? 418 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:45,079 It's... It's the responsible thing to do. 419 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,331 I hate you. 420 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:50,335 I hate you so much. 421 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,718 I need you. 422 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:43,198 - Hey, you want it? - Yes. 423 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:09,534 They're gonna come tap my spine in an hour. 424 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,079 I'll stay. 425 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:13,914 No. 426 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:18,168 Okay. I'll come back tonight. 427 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:21,088 No. 428 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:27,844 I don't wanna die with you. 429 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:31,973 I wanna get a dog with you. 430 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:41,024 So, you just used me to get off, 431 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,985 and now you're done with me? 432 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:47,197 Yeah. 433 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:50,408 Yeah. 434 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,172 This is going to be a blip for you. 435 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,341 No. 436 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,094 No. 437 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,435 Will you stay till after I fall asleep? 438 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:21,857 Okay. 439 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:51,970 - Hi. - Hi. 440 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:56,183 He left. 441 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,370 "Oh, my God. 442 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,876 I love Josh. I love Josh." 443 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:25,461 Fountain. Fountain. 444 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:31,008 Oh, my God! It happened? Oh, my God. I'm so happy, I'm gonna come, I swear. 445 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:36,431 I'm gonna cry. You should've called me right when it happened. 446 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,103 Hi. 447 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:50,946 Ready?