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我們團體有一位新的成員

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她一個月前被診斷為第四期

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這位是莫莉,我提醒過她

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第四期團體很瘋狂

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妳有什麼事想和團體的人討論嗎?

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其實我在想,有沒有人知道

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如何繼續約會和性生活?

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我發現我是第四期後就離開我老公了

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而且一直都有性生活

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我以為這樣性愛會更好

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但我開始擔心可能只有我這麼想

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我想知道有沒有人知道

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如何告訴在網路上剛認識的陌生人
如何讓妳高潮

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也許妳和不對的男人在一起

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《死前慾望清單》

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(感覺會被放大)

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快過來,妳好美

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這個團體的人是誰?
她們覺得罹癌好玩嗎?

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早期病患,第一、二、三期

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她們不想看到我們
我們很可怕,像鬼一樣

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餅乾只留給超讚的女人

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所以大家都可以吃

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她們看起來好開心,她有性生活

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管他的

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好耶,馬上就有血清素

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- 大家好
- 好耶

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身心的連結很真實

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我們從童年就開始的壓力和痛苦

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那就是癌症的力量來源

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積極的態度有助打敗癌症

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對,我得快樂一點、積極一點

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我就是要這樣開始擁有超讚的性生活

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我要成為擁有性生活而且穿戴珠寶
完全自我實現的女人

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又長又會晃來晃去的耳環

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我要情緒穩定,只要有男人在我體內

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我就要看著對方

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就算是狗爬式時也要

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我覺得我要讓自己身旁

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- 充滿光明、喜悅和積極
- 對

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- 例如,我覺得很好
- 但是妳騙了癌症支持團體

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- 不是
- 是

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我只是沒有告訴她們所有事

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(馬帝亞斯,主任)

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(妮琪在哪?
15分鐘前開始排練,需要妳)

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這個月很棒,我覺得很健康
而且我有做愛

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- 這就是我之前想要的
- 對,但妳沒有高潮

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不,我有,對方離開後,我會用按摩棒

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我外帶高潮

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就像高潮外帶紙袋,裡面是按摩棒

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對

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但說真的,妳和史帝夫
十年來從來沒有高潮嗎?

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不是的,我會很接近高潮

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妳知道那種打個小噴嚏的感覺,像這樣...

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- 我...不確定...
- 沒有嗎?

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不,我沒有那種感覺過

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- 我想試試看,對
- 好的

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- 不
- 天啊,真不敢相信

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妳每次做愛都一定會高潮

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我喜歡真正的老二在陰道裡

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我喜歡插入的性愛

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我就是沒辦法,每次我都會很接近

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好像有人把毯子丟到我頭上
然後燈就熄滅了

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然後我就...熄火了

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- 好了,莫莉
- 進去吧

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妳走路怪怪的嗎?

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沒有,不要看我走路

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我知道妳走路的樣子
這不是妳該有的樣子

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我走路怪怪的是因為妳在看著我

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才不是,我才不在乎妳怎麼走路
天啊,少臭美了

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- 好的...
- 她走路怪怪的

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- 你好
- 什麼?不,我很好

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我不知道「走路怪怪的」是什麼意思

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意思就是,我以前看過她走路
現在她走的方式不一樣了

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還有其他症狀嗎?

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有,失眠、熱潮紅

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還有做愛時陰道乾燥

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對,有一點乾

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我的陰道有一點乾

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天啊,我剛才假裝
我的陰道有蘇格蘭腔嗎?

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好了,桑妮雅,交給妳吧
這是心理健康的議題

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陰道乾燥哪是心理健康的議題?

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這是...妳知道的,女人...

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情緒上的感受

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這很常見,我可以提供
一些很有趣的潤滑選擇給妳

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妳要嗎?超滑溜的

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當然要啊

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請給我帳單,服務生,讓我離開這裡

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繼續下一個話題

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接下來是全面攻擊狀態

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妳的柳菩林和來曲唑數字都維持不變

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所以我要加入擊癌利

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我應該要找位有執照的臨床社工來

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看看妳的心理狀態是否良好

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因為安寧療護
是我們團隊非常重要的一部分

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而我...相信這一點

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但也是因為這樣妳才有全部的資訊

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這個藥物組合真的會導致妳的情緒變化

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感覺會被放大

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就是這樣,就是今晚

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我幾乎從來不搭電梯
因為我想讓小腿壯一點

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這個混蛋傢伙

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態度正面,專心約會的對象

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他25歲,有香皂的味道

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你們都穿很酷的外套

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那是什麼塔可餅?怎麼這麼香?

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我是莫莉,我上個月搬到你對面

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我寫留言給你提到在電梯裡吃東西
你有收到嗎?

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有

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希望公共空間能維持乾淨

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這有助於我的...心理狀態

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喜悅和光明

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他媽的喜悅和...

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抱歉,我鄰居在打電玩

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很好,感覺好像在戰場親熱

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算是吧

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我不想脫胸罩

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妳超讚的

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我超讚,你超讚

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我是完全自我實現、情緒穩定的女人

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你的老二完全沒有毛,我們上吧

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我可以摸妳嗎?

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好,不必尷尬,性感一點

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那是酒精洗手液嗎?

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不,是潤滑液
太多了,有必要這麼多嗎?

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- 對
- 好

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跟我說妳喜歡什麼,妳想要什麼

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維持專注、看著對方,就像正常...

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我不知道,你喜歡什麼?

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抓緊我的蛋蛋?

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我可以抓緊你的蛋蛋

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抓緊

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我該往下拉嗎?還是輕輕握著你的蛋蛋?

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抓緊

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- 抓緊
- 不是

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- 抓緊?
- 抓緊?

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抱歉,我認識你吧?

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對,妳住在這裡嗎?我在這裡洗澡

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- 我在浴室裡認識你
- 對,我們是這樣認識的

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抱歉,我們最近都沒做愛

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我只是覺得自己滿身醫院的味道

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我只是擔心妳

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就這樣,妳真的沒事嗎?

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我沒辦法談這件事,我們做愛吧

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- 天啊
- 對啊,寶貝

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你真是...

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- 你穿得好淫蕩,抱歉
- 好,我...

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- 等等,我想談這件事
- 不要

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- 我們不一定要做愛
- 要,一定要

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- 好吧
- 對,一定要

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喂,我是派翠西亞,請稍等

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請說案例編號

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- 搞什麼?
- 我...

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我在線上等莫莉的保險公司電話

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- 喂?有什麼需要為您服務的嗎?
- 從剛才就是了嗎?

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其實已經等了45分鐘,等等

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- 有人在嗎?
- 我在,女士

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你可以自摸老二直到我講完電話嗎?
很快就好,不然我也可以幫你摸

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我邊講電話邊摸

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什麼?這是惡作劇嗎?妳在惡搞嗎?

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我不是在惡搞,我在和男友說話
妳少幼稚了

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女士

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- 我去浴室自己解決,沒關係
- 拜託不...

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我愛妳,再見

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- 喂,案例編號J8329390YM
- 喂

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- 我能不能抓妳的...
- 該死

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不,那是會陰,拜託,你給我做好一點

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抓緊

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- 不,抓緊
- 你是說包住嗎?

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不,是抓緊

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不然我把手伸到你身體裡
把你當成傀儡動來動去好了

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不然拿吸塵器,把你的蛋蛋吸進去好了

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不然我坐在上面或是踹你的蛋蛋

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好性感,我想踹你的蛋蛋

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- 抓緊
- 我的肩膀好痛

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- 你可以不要一直說「抓緊」嗎?
- 我...

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妳什麼都沒說,告訴我妳想要什麼

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告訴我怎麼能讓妳感覺舒服

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我說過了,我不知道

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妳怎麼會不知道怎樣會舒服?

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抱歉,和我做愛的人

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會告訴我怎樣會讓她們舒服

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尤其是較年長的女人,所以我才會...

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你走吧

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抱歉,我只是要妳抓...

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發生什麼事?
因為我在自慰所以他也在自慰嗎?

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這是犯罪行為

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不會吧

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他討厭我,他討厭他自己

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而且他手上可能有酪梨醬

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這真是一場錯誤

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錯誤的高潮?

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錯誤的高潮是什麼?

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他好噁心,他要我聽他自慰

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就是說啊,而且妳也在自慰

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我高潮超激烈,好像拉傷腹肌了

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那不是重點

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事後妳有什麼感覺?那才是重點

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妳覺得好嗎?

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好像我褲底有一整個軍樂隊

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那是一場錯誤

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好,我準備好了

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來吃會讓妳的情緒大變的藥
可能會也可能不會讓妳拉黑色便便

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(星期二)

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(星期三)

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大家開心點

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好

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找到妳的喜悅

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好耶

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我連第一步都還沒開始

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{\an8}(晚)

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我好討厭這樣

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這根本不算咖啡桌

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沒有家的感覺

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(星期五)

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你當然也醒著,你這可悲的混蛋

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你穿的那是什麼?打籃球的小短褲

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我可以看到體毛穿出T恤的洞

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你一定常掉毛就像狗一樣
我討厭你的一切

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地上有垃圾

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你看

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你以為你可以搞得亂七八糟
然後期望別人清乾淨嗎?

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對

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撿起來

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天啊,你真的照我說的做

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現在說:「我很噁心」

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我很噁心

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再說一次

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我很噁心

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別吵了

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別吵了

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拜託,我可以高潮嗎?

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不行

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你很堅強

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我知道,聽我說
我朋友罹癌,我在照顧她

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我發誓是真的
我沒有別的事時,看診就很準時

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當我有別的事時
就要等好幾個小時才會看診

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我不能向她抱怨,因為她得了不治之症

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我覺得這比排練遲到還要糟,對吧?

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妳今天的表現...

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那是...死鳥嗎?

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好,我了解

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拜託別開除我

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我感受到藥物的影響了

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其他人好像看不出來,我看起來好正常

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我們可以談一談罹癌的旅程

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我開始罹癌的旅程時...

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抱歉

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我只是...

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當妳說「罹癌的旅程」...抱歉

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說得好像是好玩的旅程

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不

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妳何不說說妳的旅程?

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我罹患癌症,然後好了兩年

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後來復發成四期

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完了

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抱歉,我沒告訴妳們我是第四期

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因為我想待在這個團體

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總之,這段時間我以為自己很健康
我的身體就只是...

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等待著給我更多癌症

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這就是我的罹癌旅程

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莫莉,很抱歉,我要請妳離開這個團體

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- 什麼?
- 妳發生的事

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是她們最恐懼的事

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也是我的

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萬一我們經歷這一切
結果癌症又復發怎麼辦?

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喜悅與光明,去他的喜悅與光明

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撿起你他媽的垃圾

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妳到底有什麼毛病?

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你要回去想著這件事然後自慰嗎?

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對

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讓我看

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脫掉衣服

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- 你為什麼有這個?
- 我在市府非緊急電話線工作

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摸你的老二

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- 我可以去拿一些乳液嗎?
- 照我說的做

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好吧

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你去拿乳液吧

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我還要做什麼?

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你喜歡這樣?

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- 對,我很喜歡
- 我有說你可以說話嗎?

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這是你爸嗎?

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這麼有魅力的男人
怎麼會生出你這麼爛的傢伙?

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那不是我爸,那是前市長白思豪

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他的老二和你的一樣無聊嗎?

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再多說一些

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你喜歡我說你的中型老二嗎?

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瞧瞧你自摸的樣子,小指都翹起來了

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你覺得你的老二很好嗎?爛死了

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我很討厭
我要揍你和踹你老二,還要毀了你

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來吧,踹我

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來,踹我老二吧

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拜託

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該死

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天啊

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怎...妳還好嗎?

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妳在配合演出嗎?

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她正在接受柳菩林、來曲唑第一線治療

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- 而且最近剛開始擊癌利...
- 我們給過她嗎啡了

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一點屁用也沒有

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- 我覺得沒有用
- 她服用的荷爾蒙

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- 會放大她的感覺
- 真的嗎?真有意思

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該死的混蛋,找個該死的醫生來

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- 我就是醫生
- 那你怎麼這麼年輕?

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我的罹癌旅程不要這個處男

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- 她不是有意的
- 我是有意的

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- 她是有意的
- 我要呼叫安寧療護

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抱歉...我...

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我不知道該怎麼做,該怎麼幫助妳

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- 幫幫我
- 好

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可以找別的醫生嗎?你們有別人嗎?

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我需要醫生,年紀較大、真正的醫生

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- 妳不能自己選擇醫生
- 我可以

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- 妳才不能自己選擇醫生
- 妳在幹嘛?

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- 喂,你可以看一下我朋友嗎?
- 當然可以

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太感謝你了,妳好好跟他學一學

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在這裡

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我可以做些什麼讓妳今天好過一點嗎?

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求求你,幫幫我

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好

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- 你是小丑嗎?
- 天啊,你是醫院的小丑

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- 對,我的外套上有寫
- 出去啦

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為什麼這麼痛?我把他的老二踹掉了嗎?

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喂,看著我,深呼吸

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妳能為莫莉做最好的事就是呼吸

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我沒事,重點不是我,我只是...我搞砸了

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我搞砸了,我找了小丑醫生來

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00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,059
妳喝了酒嗎?

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00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:36,520
我被開除了,就去喝了很多酒

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但是別管我,拜託妳幫幫她

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- 拜託...拜託
- 好,喝這個

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莫莉

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我跟他們說她很痛
但是他們好像根本沒在聽我說話

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而且妳們是白人呢

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00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:05,758
如果是黑女人喊痛,他們就給我們果凍

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所以我才幹這一行

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疼痛是政治,歡愉也是政治

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別讓我開始抱怨這件事

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我要妳開始抱怨,而且不要停下來

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妳好

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妳還會痛嗎?

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不會

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醫生進來的時候妳在睡覺

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妳的股骨骨折

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他們認為可能是妳臀部的癌細胞

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擴散了一點

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妳說我走路姿勢怪怪的

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對,我知道小寶寶怎麼走路

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妳還要知道,他們要在妳腿裡裝桿子

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預防性地穩定股骨

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他們會進來告訴妳所有事

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00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,706
他們要在我腿裡裝桿子?

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對,我了解

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莫莉

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都是我不好

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我盡力維持積極的態度

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但我就像是生來就很慘、很消極的人
都是我的錯

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不...不

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癌症才不在乎妳是不是積極的人

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00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:46,067
隨時都有積極、美好、漂亮的人死去

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是這個愚蠢、爛透了的殘破身體
我恨死它了

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我罹癌兩次

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我連正常性愛時都無法正常高潮

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正常性愛?誰決定什麼叫做正常?

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告訴她們

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00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,341
我叫鄰居在我面前自摸

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然後我批評他的老二,說得很難聽

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00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,888
然後還踢他老二

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而且我超愛這樣

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好耶,太好了,好耶

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00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,522
為什麼很好?

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00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,525
因為妳找到妳想要的事了

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00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,820
不,我不想傷害別人才能高潮

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00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:32,781
我...

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00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,032
我有什麼毛病?

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沒有

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00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,203
妳完全沒有毛病

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00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:42,164
千禧年前出生的人太可悲了

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00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:46,920
你們以為性愛只是插入和高潮,為什麼?

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00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,882
因為《慾望城市》的莎曼珊這麼說

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性...

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性愛是一陣浪潮

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00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:01,351
性...是一種心態

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00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:06,605
性是非線性湧現的現象

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00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:09,859
發生的時候,兩人或多人...

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00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,196
觸及能量場

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00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,781
妳的身體是這樣的

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00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,158
妳必須傾聽它的聲音

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00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:20,327
對,也許它說的話是妳不想要的

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00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:22,121
而妳不了解

390
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:26,501
但是給它一個機會,傾聽它,妳們都是

391
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,920
拿去,這是我的名片

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00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,881
妳們隨時可以打給我

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00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,049
謝謝

394
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:35,427
好好睡一覺吧

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00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,474
妳踹他老二?

396
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,026
(改編自同名播客)

397
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,027
(靈感來自莫莉科真的生活)

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00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,361
(本節目雖改編自真實事件)

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00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:55,696
(但地點和對話皆為虛構)

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00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,032
(如有雷同,純屬戲劇需要)

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00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,072
字幕翻譯:愛珍