1 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:09,750 Bhugol, you are not my mistake. 2 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:12,375 You're my pride. 3 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:16,500 My heart is bursting with joy. 4 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:21,708 Won't you hug me with all your heart, Papa? 5 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:22,875 Hang on! 6 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:24,625 Just take a shower first. 7 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:30,708 Papa, you spoiled the hero's face. 8 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:35,500 Is it morning? 9 00:01:35,625 --> 00:01:37,625 No. The sun's up at night. 10 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:45,416 Amavas! 11 00:01:46,791 --> 00:01:49,750 Why are you lying there uselessly? Let's go get the bike. 12 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:54,041 Hello, this is not a politician's rally that you'd get free booze. 13 00:01:54,416 --> 00:01:56,250 Clear your bill. 14 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,583 I'll clear the bill and you'll get a tip, too. 15 00:01:58,958 --> 00:01:59,916 How much is it? 16 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,125 Eleven. 17 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:08,083 I'd heard that booze was cheap in Uttar Pradesh but this is a steal. 18 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:12,500 Here's your 30 bucks tip. 19 00:02:13,041 --> 00:02:15,916 And 1100 to clear the bill. 20 00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:18,750 No need to say thanks. 21 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:20,416 It's 11,000! 22 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:36,250 Necking in the woods, two lovers get bitten by a bug. 23 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,000 The man becomes impotent. 24 00:03:38,708 --> 00:03:39,958 -Impotent? -Impotent. 25 00:03:40,416 --> 00:03:42,166 Print it on the first page. 26 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,291 Front page… 27 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:44,875 In bold letters. 28 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:46,250 -Listen… -Yes? 29 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:48,708 with a picture of that bug. 30 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:49,791 Pardon. 31 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:50,958 Go. 32 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:54,083 Done. 33 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,125 Got that recommendation then? 34 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:03,958 Yes. 35 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:05,333 Sit. 36 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:09,916 I'm the only one in the office who's here based on merit. 37 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,125 The rest… 38 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:16,416 So what is your first article as a journalist going to be? 39 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:17,666 Sir… 40 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:23,458 Lack of opportunity forces village youth to head to the city. 41 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:25,541 So? 42 00:04:26,416 --> 00:04:27,958 It's a matter of grave concern. 43 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,125 I don't feel concerned. 44 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:30,583 Do any of you feel concerned? 45 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:31,916 No. 46 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:36,083 -Get me some spicy news. -Sir, I have researched this thoroughly. 47 00:04:36,416 --> 00:04:39,083 Every minute, 25-30 youth leave for the city. 48 00:04:39,416 --> 00:04:41,250 You've been sitting here since the past minute. No one's left. 49 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:42,541 Has anyone left? 50 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:44,041 Only Mr. Anubhav went to take a leak. 51 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,083 KHABAR FALANA 52 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:46,125 Amazing! 53 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:48,250 What is it? 54 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,291 Hasn't there been a theft in Dhadakpur? 55 00:04:53,416 --> 00:04:55,291 Print that story. Get the exclusive on that. 56 00:04:57,791 --> 00:04:59,916 -It isn't confirmed. -Leave the confirmation to the people. 57 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:01,708 Our job is to print it. 58 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,333 Here. 59 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,250 Use this to wrap peanuts. 60 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:09,208 And get me news from Dhadakpur. Spicy news. 61 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:12,625 It will be a great debut. Pardon. 62 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:23,458 Pintu Bro! 63 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:31,458 I'll pay you 21,000 against the 11,000 as soon as I become a superstar. 64 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:33,791 For now, let me take the bike. 65 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:37,291 Pintu Bro, I've done so much work with you. 66 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:39,083 Trust me a little. 67 00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:41,500 -Fine. -Fine? 68 00:05:42,416 --> 00:05:43,375 Fine! 69 00:05:43,666 --> 00:05:44,583 Fine. 70 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:47,041 Take off the meter and headlight. 71 00:05:57,083 --> 00:06:00,000 Why don't you keep my phone instead? 72 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:20,083 It's junk. I won't get more than three thousand for it. 73 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,458 The balance? 74 00:06:25,791 --> 00:06:27,208 Please let me answer one last time. 75 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:30,666 Put it on speaker. 76 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:42,125 -Hello. -Where have you been since last night? 77 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:43,208 I was so worried. 78 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:45,875 I'm fine, Papa. 79 00:06:46,208 --> 00:06:47,916 No. Not about you. I was worried about the bike. 80 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,708 We've got the bike. 81 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,833 -Almost. -Almost? 82 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:57,708 What does that mean? 83 00:06:58,041 --> 00:06:59,666 The soon-to-be-in-laws are after my blood. 84 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:01,708 Kuber needs to see the bike at his house. 85 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:03,000 Only then will he show up at the wedding. 86 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:04,541 What time should I confirm? 87 00:07:04,916 --> 00:07:07,125 Papa, there's a problem. 88 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:09,250 What have you done now, Mr. Idiot? 89 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:12,500 I've misplaced 11,000 rupees somewhere. 90 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:13,666 Misplaced it? 91 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,166 How did you manage that? 92 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:19,083 How did you manage to misplace 11,000 rupees specifically? 93 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:21,458 Either you will lose all the cash or none of it. 94 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,541 Tell me the truth. 95 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:25,708 Don't make me come there and whack you. 96 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:28,250 -Amavas drank beer worth Rs. 11,000. -What? 97 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:30,625 I knew you guys were useless. 98 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:31,833 You guys are-- 99 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:33,041 Hello? 100 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:34,916 Listen up! 101 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:40,416 The bright new red bike still hasn't been claimed. 102 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,666 If it's not claimed today 103 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:46,000 then it will be handed over to the government treasury. 104 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:49,916 Then you'll have to pay even if you want to get a peep. 105 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:55,500 Listen up! 106 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:04,625 Is that everything? 107 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,166 A little short. 108 00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:07,375 It was old stuff. 109 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:09,000 What rubbish! 110 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:10,791 It was just like new. 111 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,916 As soon as it leaves the showroom, it starts depreciating. 112 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:15,666 No matter how shiny it looks. 113 00:08:17,541 --> 00:08:18,916 I didn't get one thing. 114 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:22,625 You're rich. Why are you doing this? 115 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:26,166 Have you ever fallen in love? 116 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:30,708 I got married directly. 117 00:08:32,791 --> 00:08:35,250 -Then you won't get it. -Hey… 118 00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:41,041 My visa has come through. 119 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:42,416 Now, I'll go to Kuwait. 120 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:43,791 Thanks to Nirmal didi. 121 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:49,625 Thanks… but it's your effort. 122 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:54,250 If Ved Bihari can do it, so can you. 123 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:56,583 Work with discipline. 124 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:57,625 That's it. 125 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,666 My daughter has a gift for you. 126 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,291 -Did you make it? -Yes. 127 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:16,000 -On your own? -Yes. 128 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:22,333 -What do you want to be when you grow up? -I want to become like you. 129 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:50,166 -Thank you! -You're welcome. 130 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:52,625 Did anyone see you? 131 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:54,000 Let them. 132 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,958 I was looking down and walking. 133 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:59,541 I'll call them and fix an appointment for the treatment. 134 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,083 Nirmal… 135 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:07,083 you're very encouraging. 136 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,166 That's why people admire you. 137 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:15,666 And they will continue doing so. 138 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,708 Whether you change the way you look or don't. 139 00:10:37,791 --> 00:10:40,333 Why are you feeding us the same grub for four days? 140 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,125 Get us a pizza today. 141 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,708 Amavas, I've got an idea. 142 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,250 Steal the key from Pintu Bro's pocket. 143 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,500 Pintu Bro! 144 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,041 Laalu and Golu have got diarrhea. 145 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:56,083 They ate raisins over sour milk. 146 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,750 I've taken an advance. 147 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,166 We'll be in a soup. 148 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,833 Shall I dance? 149 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:04,541 When was the last time you danced? 150 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,166 At my dad's second marriage. 151 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:09,625 I've seen that video. 152 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:12,708 That's not dancing. That's called having a fit. 153 00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:14,625 I'll do it. 154 00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:18,416 -You? -Yes. 155 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:22,375 The gender-bender dance is below my standards. 156 00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:27,125 But Pintu Bro, I like you, so I'll dance for you. 157 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,083 It's not some silly monkey dance. 158 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,375 It needs rhythm. It needs grace. 159 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:42,500 Ladies, please move to the side. 160 00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:46,750 Music. 161 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:06,625 Your waist moves like a wave 162 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:12,916 Your waist moves like a wave 163 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:13,916 Wow! 164 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:16,875 Do you have a magnet in your waist? 165 00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:19,333 It's pulling me towards you. 166 00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:23,750 The world it will save In its rhythmic enclave 167 00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:36,000 Hey, stop the music. 168 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:39,083 You’ll make the house come down! 169 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:40,541 Thank you. 170 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:49,916 You will do it, but what about him? 171 00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:56,375 He's a professional. 172 00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,875 He will dance straight on stage. 173 00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:10,333 Give them Laalu and Golu's skirts. 174 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,625 And let everyone know 175 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:17,000 that Pintu Bro has brought two showstoppers! 176 00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,000 Hang on! 177 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:26,125 We'll take the Bullet as payment for this sacrifice. 178 00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:30,583 Works for me. 179 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,166 Sorry, I got late. 180 00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:45,958 Never mind. 181 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,791 Why did you want to meet so urgently? 182 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,458 Were you missing your husband? 183 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,000 But you don't miss your wife. 184 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,208 What are you saying? 185 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,416 Even my WhatsApp status says, "Miss you." 186 00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:07,416 I called you yesterday and you cut it. 187 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,833 And then you switched it off! 188 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,000 Me? 189 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:15,708 I wear expensive skinny jeans. 190 00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:17,958 It could be the tight pockets that must've rejected the call. 191 00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:22,583 If I wanted to ignore you, why would I answer the phone today? 192 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:26,833 And why would I come to meet you? 193 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,500 May I ask you a question? 194 00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,875 Why did you agree to marry me? 195 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,125 Good question. 196 00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:39,375 In this society, men have always dominated women. 197 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:41,458 But even then… 198 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:46,041 That day, you spoke your mind in front of four men… 199 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:49,250 "I want to marry Kuber instead of Durlabh." 200 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:57,083 Your modernness made me crazy about you. 201 00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:05,250 If you're so crazy about me, 202 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,583 marry me without the condition of the Bullet. 203 00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:11,166 Am I asking for the Bullet for myself? 204 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:16,125 It's for my dear wife, Mrs. Roshni Jha. 205 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:21,041 Think, would you like to travel in the bus wearing a mini skirt? 206 00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:22,791 No. Never. 207 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,375 Neither in a bus, a rickshaw nor a scooter. 208 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,750 You deserve only an A-Class Bullet. 209 00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:33,500 It's all for you. 210 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,500 I love you, Roshni. 211 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,166 Love you too. 212 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,208 Banwari. 213 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:29,708 Banwari Jha. 214 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:34,291 Why are you being a Peeping Tom? 215 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:38,916 -I came to give you the wedding card. -Hand it then. 216 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:45,291 Damn! I wore the other shirt. 217 00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:50,250 The milk split, else I would've offered you a cup of tea. 218 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:51,875 -Okay, then. -Inspector! 219 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:55,958 -Yes? -If you could show me the Bullet… 220 00:16:56,166 --> 00:17:00,083 Why see it? Sign the FIR and take it. It's yours. 221 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,333 -FIR? -Yes. 222 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,583 -Deendayal. -Yes, sir. 223 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,500 Take his signature and give him the bike keys. 224 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:05,500 -Go. -Yes, sir. 225 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:07,750 -I'll never sign the FIR. -Hey! 226 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,500 Hey, Banwari. Stop him! 227 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:12,333 -Hey, stop him! -No, I… 228 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:17,583 Stop him! I'm telling you, don't be frisky. 229 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:18,833 -Two minutes. -Catch him! 230 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,541 Deendayal, where's my gun? 231 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,958 I used it as a paperweight to stop the curtain from fluttering. 232 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:26,166 Idiot. 233 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,625 Stop him! 234 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,833 Don't let him touch the Bullet. 235 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:34,958 Banwari, don't try anything stupid. 236 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:38,375 A bullet or stone, my aim is perfect. 237 00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:40,375 I'll get your head. 238 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,041 Oh God! 239 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:48,416 Did he shoot? 240 00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,583 Last chance. 241 00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:00,250 Sign it. 242 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,208 And take the Bullet. 243 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,125 This number is out of network area. 244 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,500 Oh no! 245 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:43,750 Great! 246 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:55,625 Go… Take a look. 247 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,291 Inspector. 248 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,666 This is not my Bullet. 249 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:20,875 Really? What are you saying? 250 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:22,958 It isn't yours? 251 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,208 It's fine. 252 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,791 The complaint has been lodged. 253 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,041 I'll definitely find your bike. In 6-8 months. Understood? 254 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:40,750 I do understand. 255 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,375 I've been waiting for 20 years… 256 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,791 to make my post permanent. 257 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,416 My daughter's been waiting for five years… 258 00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:57,916 to leave this village and go to the city. 259 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,833 I had one chance… 260 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,583 which I lost. 261 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,916 This is revenge, right? 262 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,250 If you wanted revenge, 263 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,875 you could've laid down in front of my vehicle, 264 00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:18,458 slapped me a couple of times, snatched the cards. 265 00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:20,958 Why mess with the whole village? 266 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,333 The effort you've taken to fool me 267 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:29,125 if you would've put that into finding the Bullet instead… 268 00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:34,291 my daughter would've been married. 269 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:40,333 But only someone who has a child will understand that. 270 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,291 Thank you. 271 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,958 Mr. Banwari Jha. 272 00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:56,208 How do you know he doesn't have a child? 273 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,708 Someone who has a child of his own… 274 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,291 doesn't lie around all day like this. 275 00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:10,166 He works hard to raise his children. 276 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:38,458 Inspector, there's no difference between my child and yours. 277 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,916 Take Gulshan for a few days. 278 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,250 Entertain him and return him after. 279 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:54,250 Dream job or the pride of the village 280 00:21:54,708 --> 00:22:00,000 How can I choose, should I flip a coin To get out of this noose 281 00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:04,750 Dream job or the pride of the village… 282 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,125 Okay. 283 00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:07,916 I'll see to it. 284 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:10,750 Okay, bye. 285 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,125 This is great. 286 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,375 I've noticed… 287 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:21,041 that today you've been in the loo more than on your desk. 288 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:24,375 There's something in the air here. 289 00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:26,666 I feel fresh. 290 00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:28,416 The brain works better. 291 00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:30,833 You don't have to produce a script. 292 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:36,916 News has to be printed for the evening edition. 293 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:39,541 "Theft in Dhadakpur." 294 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:41,458 That's it. 295 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:44,625 If you breathe too much in here, you'll contract diarrhea. 296 00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:46,666 Pardon. 297 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,458 Very classy! 298 00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:59,416 Make a reel of me dancing. 299 00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:03,000 Dollar Bro is here! 300 00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:16,250 Where's his son? The one whose birthday it is. 301 00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:18,250 He's holding him. 302 00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:21,750 He's our Dollar Bro. 303 00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:23,708 That's an owl. 304 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,416 Don't say that. 305 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:32,833 Ever since he arrived, Parmanu Bro's business has been flourishing. 306 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,291 That's why they call him Dollar. 307 00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:39,541 He celebrates his birthday with gusto every year. 308 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,791 He considers him his son. 309 00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:47,708 If you call someone's son a stupid owl… 310 00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,583 how will they react? 311 00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:53,333 My father calls me stupid every day. 312 00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:00,250 Bhugol! 313 00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:02,791 I can't do this. 314 00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:04,375 I'm not like you. 315 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,125 I'm macho. 316 00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:09,458 You can't do it? 317 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:12,000 It'll be done. You start the show. 318 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,375 I'll do something. You go. 319 00:24:13,791 --> 00:24:15,416 Go on, don't worry. 320 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,208 What's this macho nonsense? 321 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,666 If we don't go back with the Bullet, the whole village will call you a loser. 322 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:23,708 Hey! 323 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,916 I'll pull out your tongue and wear it as a belt! 324 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:27,833 Oh please! 325 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,583 Is this your love for Roshni? 326 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:36,833 In the film Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, 327 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:39,875 the hero takes the heroine abroad to unite her with her lover. 328 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:42,666 You can't groove a little? 329 00:24:46,291 --> 00:24:47,375 Can you handle Roshni's tears? 330 00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:57,833 Tonight I'll dance for you, my love. 331 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:09,791 Kohl-eyes, luscious lips 332 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:16,375 Brimming with oomph 333 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:24,833 I'll upturn your world, poof! 334 00:25:25,208 --> 00:25:30,083 Give me a chance, you goof 335 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,375 Come on! 336 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:43,500 I don't give out a shock Touch me, don't just gawk 337 00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:51,000 I smell divine Why won't you get in line? 338 00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:57,541 I don't give out a shock Touch me, don't just gawk 339 00:25:57,708 --> 00:26:00,916 I smell divine Why won't you get in line? 340 00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:04,958 Follow me close Why hide in the shadows? 341 00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:09,250 I'll brighten you up! 342 00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:17,041 Pose, click, snap Take my photograph 343 00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:24,333 Pose, click, snap Take my photograph 344 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:36,916 My youth is ablaze Make most of these days 345 00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:43,708 Don't be shy, darling Come close, no point staring 346 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:51,250 I'm the affliction And I'm its cure 347 00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:54,750 A taste of my elixir Is what everyone's waiting for 348 00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:58,458 My heart sings, cover the distance Come into my life, my existence 349 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:02,750 I'll brighten up your world! 350 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:10,541 Pose, click, snap Take my photograph 351 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:17,875 Pose, click, snap Take my photograph 352 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,333 What a performance! 353 00:27:31,541 --> 00:27:33,500 That was brilliant! 354 00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:36,208 Such a deadly performance! 355 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:43,875 Hey! 356 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:54,041 The program will continue until Dollar is awake. 357 00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:02,000 He's a night owl. He'll be up all night. Does that mean we dance all night? 358 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:04,958 Hey! 359 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,375 No violence. 360 00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:09,291 Not at all. 361 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,583 It's Dollar's birthday. 362 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,041 Yes, you both will dance all night. 363 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,166 DHADAKPUR EXPOSED 364 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:39,833 Did you read this? 365 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:42,666 How could we? The lights went out. 366 00:28:48,375 --> 00:28:52,791 Madan, read aloud what you've printed. 367 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,875 My job was at stake. 368 00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:55,958 Read it! 369 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:09,708 Dhadakpur has been exposed! 370 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:13,416 Not a crime-free but a crime-filled village. 371 00:29:13,750 --> 00:29:14,625 How did he write that? 372 00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:17,166 You've even got the by-line. 373 00:29:17,416 --> 00:29:19,583 Have you no shame? 374 00:29:19,916 --> 00:29:22,708 I do. That's why it's in such a small font. 375 00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:30,583 One traitor is enough to ruin a nation. 376 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:35,416 And here we have two to ruin a village! 377 00:29:35,791 --> 00:29:39,833 One lodged an FIR and the other published it in the newspaper. 378 00:29:40,041 --> 00:29:45,125 Trophy, ticket, clean water, and respect, we lost it all! 379 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,583 It's not our fault. 380 00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:48,375 It's theirs. 381 00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:49,833 Punish them. 382 00:29:50,041 --> 00:29:51,250 They will be punished. 383 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:52,541 How? 384 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,791 They will be boycotted. 385 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:06,958 Boy-cut? A haircut won't solve a thing. 386 00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:10,333 I'm not talking about shaving their heads. We'll boycott them. 387 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:12,166 They will be banished. 388 00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:16,625 With immediate effect, no one will talk to them, 389 00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:20,250 attend their events, or invite them to any events. 390 00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:23,916 It's a bit much… 391 00:30:24,041 --> 00:30:25,166 Meeting finished. 392 00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:50,000 By this time, the walls of our home are trembling with your snores. 393 00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:53,958 -What happened today? -I'm not getting sleep. 394 00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:01,875 That's good. 395 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,333 Let's romance. 396 00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:08,916 I'm stressed. 397 00:31:12,333 --> 00:31:15,000 You get stressed at the mention of romance. 398 00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:25,375 Vaijyanti, tell me something. 399 00:31:27,416 --> 00:31:31,875 If I were a father… what kind of father would I be? 400 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:34,166 Look, you're a horrible husband. 401 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:36,416 I know. Get back on topic. 402 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:49,125 You were posted in Darbhanga. 403 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:56,958 A man murdered his neighbor and was sentenced to be hanged. 404 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,916 Not neighbor. He was his wife's lover. 405 00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:01,041 Exactly. 406 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:07,125 He begged to meet his child one last time. 407 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:09,541 It wasn't allowed 408 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:13,166 but you took the kid on your bike 409 00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:17,291 and followed the police van… 410 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,458 so that he could see his daughter one last time. 411 00:32:25,166 --> 00:32:29,208 You can walk away from a crime. 412 00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:36,666 But you will always stop to help a crying child. 413 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,583 You may be a horrible husband… 414 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:46,250 but you would have been a fantastic father. 415 00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:04,541 It's not even daylight. 416 00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:06,041 Where are you going? 417 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:14,375 To make a father's dream come true. 418 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:24,541 2 DAYS TO ROSHNI'S WEDDING