Yes, Aunty. It may be slightly postponed.
The groom fell off the terrace while speaking to me.
He has hurt his brain.
No, he hasn't lost his marbles…
Please understand.
Your nephew isn't a bad option
but we can't change the groom now.
Why should we pay for your wedding outfit?
It doesn't work this way.
If you've bought it, wear it at some other wedding.
Is there just one wedding in the world?
Why are you feeling offended?
Hello? Hello?
Oh my!
I don't want to take another relative's phone call.
Why will we call?
We are already here.
-Namaste! Namaste, sir. -Namaste!
-You've become so beautiful. -How are you, dear?
Did you take the train or another vehicle?
I've come via rail.
You should've called.
-The call wasn't going through. -Shouldn't have landed up without a call.
Please don't get stressed.
Bro…
It's been 20 minutes since we've eaten.
Why isn't the bus moving?
You need to spend some money here, only then will it move.
The driver gets a commission, too. Right?
What do you want?
Give him two candies. Orange flavored.
He can keep sucking on it.
Give me a cigarette.
Which one?
A stronger one than his.
The father died during a blackout
and the son is called a powerhouse.
What did you say?
I want the window seat.
Why would you? I've paid for both seats.
Then sit on both seats and go alone!
Fine, I'll go alone.
-Yes, go. -Fine, I'll go.
Then get the bike on your own as well.
I'll get it.
-Then do it. -I'll do it.
-Okay. -Okay.
-Okay, bye. -Okay, bye.
This bus is going to Nepal.
Okay then, bye.
Give him an Amul ice cream.
Hey, stop! Stop!
How many tickets?
Listen, blue jacket!
That's a ladies seat! Get up from there.
LADIES SEAT
Chief!
Right here.
-Where? -I am in the bathroom, please come.
No, no. You please finish.
I'll wait here.
Almost done. Just a little bit more…
Come.
No! I'm waiting here.
He's eager. Please, come.
Come, Ms. Pushpalata.
Look, we've installed a western toilet.
Give it a try.
Please come.
Me?
Think of it as a throne. A chief's throne.
Did you call me here to test this?
No, I had to tell you something important.
Come.
Rumor has it that Dhadakpur had a…
Chief, which kind of jet spray do you want on the toilet?
One will adorn the top, like a small airplane.
Water will spray out of it.
The other one will be at the side.
Press its neck and it will release water at will.
Now I'm confused.
What's trending in the city?
The city folk use paper.
Paper… nonsense.
Put the airplane one.
Good choice.
Shall I take the connection from there?
No, the well has dried. Connect it to the tank.
There was enough water last week.
I drank it all up. Do as you're told.
-Will do it. -I see.
You speak fluent English.
I'm headed to Kuwait. Her daughter's teaching me.
Nirmal.
Ms. Pushpalata, if all the laborers go abroad, who will work here?
What rumor were you talking about?
Rumor?
People say that a crime was committed in Dhadakpur.
Who told you?
Rumors are faceless.
-It's what I heard. -That's not true.
I know there's no truth to it.
But it's possible that…
You see, there are many who are jealous of Dhadakpur.
If the rumor is true,
you will lose your candidacy.
So, just be careful, okay?
-Yes. -Yes.
I knew you'd bring me to a lonely place and rob me.
But I'm not the same Bhugol from grade four
who you can take advantage of.
I move with protection now.
Pintu Bro!
His day job is dealing in bikes. But he moonlights as a dancer.
He's a true artist.
Show him the photograph.
What's he saying? How will he do it?
Pintu Bro, he thinks you can't do it.
Eight thousand advance payment.
The balance 20,000 cash on paperwork and delivery.
Pintu Bro, I've given you so much business.
Give us some discount…
Two thousand discount for you.
When will we get it?
Twelve days!
-My sister's wedding is in four days-- -Hours.
He's saying 12 hours.
I'm sure the groom has stolen it.
Check his house.
He was getting it for free.
Why would he steal it?
You don't know these city boys.
He may have a mini-skirt-wearing girlfriend.
He whisked the bike from here to sweep her off her feet.
Not everyone is a flirt like your husband.
If I had used my charm, the bike would've been found immediately.
My cousin works at the collector's office.
If you'd mentioned it before, your work would've been done.
Then tell him now.
He must be on his lunch break or I would've told him.
Brother Banwari, I think…
the groom's older brother stole it.
-No-- -Papa, it's Bhugol.
-Hello, Papa. -Forget Papa,
first say hello to me.
I am your senior uncle speaking.
Hello, Uncle.
-Papa I-- -You forgot your junior uncle?
Uncles be damned! First, tell me what happened!
It's done. The bike will come by tomorrow night.
Come.
The bike's coming!
Roshni! Continue your dance practice.
Roshni, you're so fortunate.
-You will get married! -You managed to get it arranged.
The Bullet will be here soon.
One, two, three, four…
An FIR for Dhadakpur.
Five, six, seven, eight…
This cop is third-rate.
Don't whisper, say it louder.
An FIR for Dhadakpur.
One, two, three, four…
-An FIR for Dhadakpur. -Inspector.
Inspector, can you hear them?
This cop is third-rate.
Let them scream.
What if they throw stones in a fit of rage?
-Five, six, seven, eight. -This cop is third-rate.
Call them in.
One, two, three, four…
An FIR for Dhadakpur.
Five, six, seven, eight…
This cop is third-rate.
Come.
Chant slogans for Brother Goggle!
A couple of pennies to spare…
Goggles are the shades to wear!
Excellent!
Speak.
Why aren't you registering the complaint?
Why? Has someone threatened you?
Not my FIR. Dhadakpur’s FIR.
What has happened in Dhadakpur?
There's been a theft.
-Have we heard about anything? -No.
No.
Be clear.
-You've taken a bribe. -Hey!
The inspector can be useless, good-for-nothing,
a rascal, but can't be dishonorable.
Right, Inspector?
Your spectacle lenses are dirty.
Wipe them clean.
It's my style.
Talk business.
When will you lodge the complaint?
I'll write it right away.
-Deendayal. -Yes.
Get the register.
Write the FIR.
Kamlesh Yadav alias Brother Goggle
sources alcohol in a non-alcoholic town.
Further, he gets drunk and misbehaves with women.
Write it down.
Misbehaves with women.
Let me become the town chief.
Then I'll show you.
Inspector…
if we don't file their FIR, how will we take revenge?
True joy is not in filing it myself,
but in making someone from Dhadakpur file it.
Someone like Banwari.
Someone like Banwari Jha.
Nirmal…
will you walk by the river?
I'm not in a good mood.
You'll get a better guy than him.
Let's go, please.
The bike has been bought.
Congratulations.
Is the thought of leaving making you sad?
Then?
I don't know why I'm not feeling happy.
The joy I felt earlier about getting married…
I'm not feeling it anymore.
Maybe I'm making a mistake…
At the onset of a big change, the heart flutters.
It's called anxiety.
But I'm the one who wanted this.
Then why would I feel anxious?
Is it because Amavas has come back into your life?
I do have feelings for him.
But we're not good together.
My dreams are different from his. He doesn't even have a dream.
Tell me…
how can anyone stay with someone who enjoys stealing?
Have you heard of kleptomania?
Kleptomania is a medical condition.
One steals without meaning to.
He can't do without it.
Can't it be treated?
I don't know that.
What would you do if you were in my place?
I would never be in your place, Roshni.
I would finish my homework and yet get scolded in class.
While you always went scot-free.
I scored better but you made it to the student council.
I was the better singer
but you got to sing the National Anthem on Independence Day.
-Because-- -I'm fair-skinned.
Nirmal…
listen to me.
Can I tell you something honestly?
If I had to choose between my color and your brains,
I'd choose the latter.
Really?
I can't remember the last time I lied.
Thank you.
Now use that brain and think of a solution.
Like you spoke your heart out to me…
call Kuber and ask him…
whether he's interested in you or the bike.
-Ask him. -Right now?
Yes.
-Should I call? -Yes.
-This color looks the best, Papa. -Yes.
Very good.
It fits well too.
How am I looking?
If there's a power outage, this outfit will light up the wedding.
In the entire collection, there is only one masterpiece.
Thank you.
Then why didn't you give this to me?
Yours is no less.
Even in a massive crowd, a blind man can identify the groom.
Papa…
I like Durlabh's better.
Take it.
Durlabh, take it off and give it to him.
Kuber won't fit into this.
Why not?
It's small.
I'll size it up.
-I've left some margin. -He's kept some margin.
Can't you make the same one for him?
Are there two grooms or one?
-Papa, say something. -You're very stubborn, Durlabh.
It’s your brother’s wedding, not yours.
Change out of that immediately. Go.
Go.
Take this away.
Hello, Kuber?
Are you free?
I need to speak to you about something personal.
Hel--
He cut it.
If a man cuts his fiance's call, imagine how he will treat his wife.
Call him again.
He switched it off.
What can I even say?
Listen up!
A bright new red bike has been found.
The owner must identify it.
A bright new red bike has been found.
The owner must identify it.
Listen up!
A bright new red bike has been found.
-Listen up! -He’s heard you.
Quiet.
Banwari. Banwari Jha.
Didn't I tell you, the arms of law stretch far and wide?
I've found the bike.
Identify it and take it.
What's the number?
-The number-- -Quiet!
Tell him the number.
And then he’ll ask you to home deliver it as well.
Are you a cop or a courier service?
-Sorry, sir. -You better hurry.
Or someone else will claim it.
Then don't say that I didn't inform you first.
See you.
Why are you drinking beer?
We've left a dry state and come to a wet state.
Plus, we've earned a 2000 discount.
If I don't drink a beer, won't the world call me Bhugol?
Waiter.
Even I'll have a beer.
Stronger than this.
This is the strongest.
One bottle gives 100 kilometers of mileage.
You can reach Kanpur on foot.
Get me two bottles.
Get me another.
It's 10:00 p.m.
It'll cost you double.
Stop it now!
That's enough, Bhugol.
Are you pissing your pants now?
Get him a milk bottle.
I beat you up once in your childhood,
you're still holding on to it.
And why did you beat me?
I'd beat anyone who would harass Roshni.
She's my sister.
I have every right to harass her.
She is my girlfriend.
-I-- -Was!
I am so happy to go to Mumbai.
But I'm even happier that you left her life.
-Bloody thief! -I'm not a thief.
I was twelve when I lost both my parents.
I was lonely after that.
The loneliness wouldn't leave.
I was going crazy.
One day, I stole my neighbor's stationery box.
I felt fulfilled for a while. It filled a void.
Since then, it's become a habit.
A way to cancel the pain.
I couldn't stop stealing after that.
But, I'm not a thief!
I need to pee.
How are you?
Just as you are.
I'm fine.
So am I.
We'll be back tomorrow.
Bhugol told me.
Is that why you video-called me?
I wanted to see the joy on your face.
Amavas, tell me truthfully.
Tell me.
Do you still have feelings for me?
Are you crazy?
We were kids. It was a crush.
It's a forever kind of love now.
Roshni, was I too honest?
Did you say something?
My cellphone network was a bit off.
I'm not worthy of you, Roshni.
I'll make your wedding day so grand
I'll dance with the wedding band
For the sake of your smile
I’m willing to drown in the Nile
I'll hang up now.
I'm running out of data.
Kuber.
Do you remember Chaman?
The one who ran away with your girlfriend?
Yes, him.
He was also going to get a Bullet as dowry.
But, as soon as the vows ended…
they handed him a bicycle.
That too a ladies bicycle!
They sent you back without even showing you the bike.
Could it be that they didn't buy it?
They could've sent you a Google image.
I was just saying…
You should double-check.
You won't look nice riding a ladies bicycle.
Papa!
I haven't taken a bribe. Just a few kickbacks…
I want to see the bike.
Get it here.
As soon as possible.
Okay, Son.
Pintu Bro, check it out!
3 DAYS TO ROSHNI'S WEDDING